Episode 11 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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The nation's favourite celebrities...

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-Oh!

-Just want to touch BASS.

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-..paired up with an expert...

-Boo!

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..and a classic car.

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No hands!

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Their mission? To scour Britain for antiques.

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My office, now!

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The aim? To make the biggest profit at auction.

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But it's no easy ride.

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Who will find a hidden gem?

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HORN TOOTS

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-Like that.

-Who will take the biggest risk?

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This could end in disaster.

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Will anybody follow expert advice?

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-But I love this!

-Why would you buy something you're not going to use?

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There will be worthy winners, and valiant losers.

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-No, I don't want to shake hands.

-Put your pedal to the metal.

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Let me get out of first gear.

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This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah!

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On our trip today in a 1967 Triumph Herald are two TV legends.

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I'm doing my best here, love.

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We're going to sink, we're going to sink!

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MUSIC: Good Morning Britain by Aztec Camera

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Funnyman Brian Conley is behind the wheel,

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and let's hope he can find an antique easier than he finds the gears!

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GEARS GRIND

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Oh, hello!

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-Oh, my...

-All right, it's my first day!

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-Remember the clutch.

-Riding shotgun is his old friend,

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the original morning sofa smoothie, Nick Owen.

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I'm really glad to be driving in a Triumph Herald.

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-You're not driving, love. I'm driving.

-Being driven, then.

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Sorry. I'm easily confused these days!

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Not only are these two pals,

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but at one time, Nick was even Brian's straight man.

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You know, we were like Morecambe and Wise, let's be honest.

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-Without the humour.

-Yes!

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But before Brian and Nick, there was Anne and Nick.

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Hello, and a warm welcome to the programme, this Tuesday, January 30th.

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They ruled the morning ratings through the '80s and '90s.

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Nick is now the face of BBC Midlands Today.

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MUSIC: This Charming Man by The Smiths

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Brian Conley has been a star of stage and screen for over 40 years.

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He's had his own Saturday night show, twice,

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hosted game shows,

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and recently fronted the BBC's The TV That Made Me.

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That was brilliant. That deserves a round of "applaud".

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He's also been Buttons in 16, yes, 16 different pantos.

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Let's hope it's not Buttons he makes today!

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I mean, I hope I've got a good expert.

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That is key for us, isn't it?

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And I hope mine is more competitive than yours!

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-And I hope mine is better-looking than yours.

-Yeah.

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I wonder which one of these two Brian will be hoping for, then.

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Bubbly, stylish and super-smart gemmologist Kate Bliss,

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or middle-aged curmudgeon auctioneer Philip Serrell?

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It's a tough one! They're in a 1971 MGB GT,

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a racy little number for a racy couple.

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Do you know what? I'm going to come right out with it, I'm afraid.

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-Go on, go on, go on.

-Do you mind if I nab Brian?

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I just adore his voice!

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He's got the most incredible baritone, deep baritone.

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Watch out, Brian!

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DEEP VOICE: Some of us, of course, are just blessed with a golden voice,

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I suppose.

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Let's see where our pairs are going with their £400 today.

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Starting off in Albrighton in the beautiful county of Shropshire,

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they will be meandering their way around the West Midlands to Stourbridge,

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before heading nearly 150 miles south-east to auction in

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Stansted Mountfitchet. Say that quickly!

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-Mind that car!

-Yeah, I know.

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-Nick, how are you?

-Hello!

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-Hello, how are you?

-Hi, welcome!

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I'm pleased you opened the door, because it doesn't work!

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-Who's going to work with who, then?

-I've got a confession.

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Because I've got a little bit of a weak-knee job when I hear Brian's voice.

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-Because he's got this incredible...

-Lovely!

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So, on that basis, I'm going to work with Nick!

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-Let's get this Road Trip going!

-OK.

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First out of the blocks are Kate and Brian,

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and it's a chance for her to get to know the man behind the voice.

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-How did you start, in...?

-I'm dyslexic, and I very much...

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In my time at school, you know, you were just put in the remedial class,

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and seen as someone who couldn't keep up and was thick.

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So to defuse that, I would make people laugh,

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and that's how the comedy came about.

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I always say I was born to sing, and everything else I learnt.

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Famously, I played Al Jolson for three years.

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We went to Canada with that and the show won an Olivier Award,

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which I'm very proud of.

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Wow. So, what do you think you might be interested in?

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Well, I do like my showbusiness, but I'm happy to be guided by yourself.

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At the end of the day, it's what is in the shop.

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At the end of the day, Kate, we've got to beat them.

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-We have got to beat them!

-We've got to pump them into the ground, love.

-Oh, yeah?

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The first stop on Brian and Kate's mission is the Victorian spa town of

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Church Stretton.

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-Yeah, I like the look of that.

-They're starting their shopping at

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Stretton Antiques Market, which looks stuffed.

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Oh, I like these.

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I like these curtains.

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I just think they'd make a lovely dress, or a pair of glasses.

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-Come on.

-No? All right, then.

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I think you NEED glasses, Brian!

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Ah, yes, that's better.

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-Now, I like that.

-What have you seen?

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Oh, I like that - look.

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Oh, this is entertainment.

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Oh, I really like that.

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-Of course I do.

-A bit of showbiz, just what Brian wanted.

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-It's Sinatra.

-Do you think?

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No, it's not. I don't know, I think it's a very bad Sinatra.

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I love it, I really do.

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You know, like, when you go, you've got to get something you love?

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That's right up your street, isn't it?

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Do you know what? I want to buy it.

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Ol' Blue Eyes here is only £11.25.

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He's no antique, but Brian doesn't mind.

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And I have to say, at auction, I'll buy it.

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Yeah, but will anyone else?

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Time to talk to shop owner Tom.

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When he's finished his cuppa, that is.

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-You know, I'd start really low.

-Go on, then.

-A fiver?

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-Five?

-Yeah.

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-OK, so I'm going to go in that low.

-Well, and then you can always come up.

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-I know, but...

-But if you go in, you can't come down.

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-All right, yeah.

-Yeah?

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All right. I do feel a bit awkward about saying five.

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I'll warm it up. You'll be fine.

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-OK, OK.

-Top tip, Kate.

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Fingers crossed, Brian can follow them through.

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Tom, we would like to show you this, quite honestly, bit of tat.

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If I said to you that I'm happy to come in...

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I can't even say it, Kate.

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You want me to come in at such a...

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I want to come in at about...£9.

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That's not the greatest start.

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£9, and I'll sing to you.

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# Fly me to the moon

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-# Let me play among the stars... #

-I haven't said...

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Well, I'm trying to influence.

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# Let me know what spring is like

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# On Jupiter and Mars... #

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Tom?

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I think Tom would rather he was on Mars.

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I suppose I'll have to, after all that.

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-A personal appearance of...

-You lovely man!

-..Brian Conley.

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Kate, I would probably have done it for eight,

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-but he's offered me nine.

-Oh!

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And I sang to you, and I sang!

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I know, I got a free song as well!

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A deal's a deal. Brian got Tom down from £11.25 to £9, and what's more,

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he did it "his way", which is to say, not very well.

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-Stick to your day job!

-I know.

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While those two keep browsing,

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Nick and Phil are also getting to know one another.

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This is your home patch, Nick, isn't it?

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Well, I know it very well,

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because I was lucky enough to come to school in Shropshire as a young

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-lad many moons ago.

-So you're a Salopian?

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Yeah, I am a Salopian.

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My father is a genuine Shropshire lad,

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so I do know the county quite well,

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and it's always wonderful to come back.

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Are you in any way an antique aficionado?

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I'm afraid I am clueless about antiques.

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Fascinated, you know, I love hearing the history of things,

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and I really enjoy watching programmes about antiques on television,

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because the history associated with them is absolutely fascinating.

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I'll do my best when we come to bargaining,

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but it's a bit of a new area for me.

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I'm pretty clueless, I'm not very streetwise.

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Well, you're in good company, mate, I tell you.

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Between us, we'll make a hash of it together.

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We'll buy stuff we like, that's the thing.

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Nick and Phil's first destination is Much Wenlock.

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These two sports fans might be intrigued to know that the

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19th-century Wenlock Olympian Games were a precursor to the modern Olympics.

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I wonder if they will find any gold in their first shop, Memories?

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-Shall I go in?

-Yeah, absolutely.

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-Yeah, good idea.

-Wow!

-Blimey, this is full to bursting.

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There's not much stuff in here, is there?

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You couldn't swing a cat in here.

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Oh, hello! Sorry, puss, just a figure of speech!

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Looking after the cat and the shop is dealer Mary.

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-Hi, Mary.

-Something's just taken my eye.

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That jug, can you see that?

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-What, this one?

-Yeah. Is that for wine or something?

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I mean, it could be a claret jug or a wine jug,

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or it could be for lemonade.

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This is hobnail cut, cos it's like hobnails.

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-Yeah.

-This is a hallmarked silver.

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So it is silver, then?

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Yes. If you want to nit-pick, there's a dink there,

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but I think that really is nit-picking.

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-That's character.

-Yeah, I've got some character, I tell you.

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-I like that a lot.

-Do you?

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-Yeah, I do.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, rubs up nice too.

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The ticket price for this lovely Victorian lemonade jug is £159.

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Now, can Nick do any better with the haggling than Brian?

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-Please don't sing, Nick!

-You're leaving me to do this, are you?

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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can trust you.

-Well, I am a hard-nosed businessman.

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-I'm listening, I'm listening.

-Oh, right, OK.

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-I'll be kind.

-No, no, I mean,

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I would have to come in at about £60 for that.

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-Blimey.

-60 is a little bit low for me.

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Very best would be about 80.

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I could do you 80.

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If you say 80, I say 60, why don't we say 70?

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75?

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70.

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He's good. He really is very good at this.

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Oh, Mary. I've done a deal! How exciting.

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-Mary, thank you.

-It's done.

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Nearly £90 off.

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I think Phil's landed on his feet with this one.

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So we've been here five minutes, and you've bought that first lot.

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Well, all I can say is, look out, Mr Conley.

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Back in Church Stretton, Brian and Kate are still shopping.

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Hey, Brian, what do you think of this?

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Erm, I think it's rubbish.

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Look at it. It's disgusting...

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-Not that!

-..and it's plastic, it's not even real!

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Right, just get rid of those.

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-What do you think of that?

-Oh, right, this?

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-Yeah.

-I don't know. What do you think of it?

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Well, you know, do you know what the little trick is?

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The drawers are often a giveaway,

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because it may have been aged on the outside with staining and

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distressing, but they don't bother to do that on the inside.

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And you can see...

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-Oh, God, yeah.

-You know, if there's any new timber there,

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-that's where it's going to be.

-Which, of course, there is on this.

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So yeah, so I think it's probably 20th century.

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Kate, you're so clever.

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-How much is it?

-Well, the price there is 95.

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Now, I've seen these at auction make £60, I've seen them make £160.

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It might be worth having a go,

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but I think I'd want quite a bit of leeway on 95.

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I'll let you do the bargaining, because I'm rubbish at that.

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-I really am!

-I think there's room for improvement.

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I know, I just can't, I can't do it!

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That's one to think about just now.

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Oh, I like that.

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Do you know, I like the price as well.

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£4, I bet you're going to knock them down to one or something.

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-What is that?

-Look, Art Deco magnifying mirror.

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OK, it's a small mirror.

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I actually thought it was a magnifying glass.

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What would you use that for, then, just to...?

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Yeah. Do your lippy.

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-Have a look.

-I'm going to look all professional.

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So hold the glass, and then bring the object up to it.

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Oh, right. I nearly had my eye out there!

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Oh, yeah, I can see...

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-Got it?

-Yeah.

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And you can see a little bit of cracking on there.

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-Yes, you're right.

-Now, to me, that's nice,

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because that shows it is a period piece.

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Possibly '50s rather than '30s, but it's very much in that Art Deco style.

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I'm sure we'll make a profit on that.

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So £4, are you going to knock them down on £4?

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You know, for £4, I don't think I dare.

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-Even I...

-Good, good.

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Because I think... Oh, I don't think I could cope!

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It's OK, Tom, no need to get up.

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So, the Art Deco mirror is a possible, but what about that washstand?

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-You've got it priced at 95.

-OK.

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We'd really like a good price, if we can.

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Go on, son, go on, mate.

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We'll be your best friend.

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-Go on.

-Obviously, there's got to be something in it for you, Tom.

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-I'll give you an autograph. I'll give you an autograph.

-No, you're all right, Brian.

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I mean, if I said 65?

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-No, I can't.

-No.

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The best, the very best I'll do it for is £80.

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That's a little bit more than I should do, but I'll do it for £80.

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For £80 for the washstand...

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Yes, we have seen something else actually, Tom.

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-Right.

-Have you got it, Brian?

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I have, indeed. It's this.

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I wondered if we...

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You know what we're going to say, Tom, don't you?

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-Of course I do.

-Can we have the both of them for £80?

-I will throw that

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in with £80, yes.

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-Oh, bless you, mate.

-But you haven't got to sing to me.

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That's nice, isn't it?

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No singing? What would Frank say?

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So that's three items bought for a total of £89.

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-Thank you, Tom! Bye!

-Thank you, Tom, God bless you!

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-Bye!

-We'd better win!

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Back in Much Wenlock,

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for Nick and Phil there's an embarrassment of riches.

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I've never seen so many hairbrushes in my life.

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Mind you, I don't think I'd need quite so many myself, will I, really?

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Cos not too much going on up here.

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And this, you see. This is a wonderful example of ancient,

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-19th-century bubble wrap.

-Hey, enough of the jokes, Mary is not amused.

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Mary, is there anything you can perhaps point us in the direction of?

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Did you notice the chargers, the Japanese chargers?

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They're Imari, aren't they?

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-Yes.

-So these would have been made, what, 1870, 1880?

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Imari is the name for a Japanese style of porcelain,

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and chargers are the big plates that are put under your main plates at

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banquets and in posh restaurants.

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What I love about them is that there, and that there.

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-A bit of chewing gum?

-Well, yeah, but almost,

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that's what it stood on in the kiln when it was fired.

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OK? So that's what supported it.

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-Oh.

-And then it would have just been snapped off when it came out of the

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kiln. And these are all down to money, really.

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These are £110 each.

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I'm hoping for the pair, is it?

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It's each, actually.

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I don't think we'd get anywhere near those.

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Actually, I'd do 90 for the two.

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Cos I've still got the others.

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We're starting to mean business now, aren't we?

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We paid £70 for the lemonade thingamajig whatsit, haven't we?

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-Yes.

-So just to make the sums really easy,

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can we give you 70 quid for the two of these?

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Then we'll get out of your life and never ever darken your door ever again,

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-will we?

-No, absolutely not.

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I can go with that.

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Yes?

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Shake his hand, quick.

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And kiss it.

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£150 off the two chargers.

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Oh, dear. Great business again, chaps.

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These two have really hit the ground running.

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So, with the boys' purchases packed up,

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it's time to see what Kate and Brian are now up to.

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They are travelling 14 miles to Shrewsbury, the county town of Shropshire,

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and the birthplace of Charles Darwin,

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to visit a place that might just interest Brian.

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We're going to take out an hour or two,

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and we're going to go to the Shropshire Regimental Museum.

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Oh, that's good! I do like my military.

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I don't know if you know, but I do do some charity work for...

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It's a thing called Hire A Hero.

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-Right.

-Which is all to do with the military,

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where they rehabilitate guys from the Navy, from the Air Force,

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from the Army. Yeah, it's going to be interesting, that.

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Oh, I'm pleased we're doing that, that's good.

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The museum is in the majestic Shrewsbury Castle,

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and it pays tribute to a regiment that had been involved in many key

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moments of history.

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But there are three that really stand out.

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Curator Christine Bernath is here to tell them more.

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-Hello.

-Hello!

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-Lovely to meet you.

-The regiment can trace its origins back to Shropshire

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in 1755,

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but in 1815, its 53rd regiment were at the centre of global affairs,

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when they were sent to the remote South Atlantic island of St Helena,

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to guard the most prized prisoner in the world,

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the defeated French Emperor, Napoleon Bonaparte.

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53rd were essentially there to guide him.

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But also just keep him comfortable.

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One of the officers, Captain Poppleton, was his aide-de-camp, and it was his task,

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really, to look after Napoleon and make sure he was happy.

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The two built up a close relationship,

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and there's a token of their friendship on display here -

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a lock of Napoleon's hair.

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Is it quite unusual to give a lock of hair?

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Not really, in the case of Napoleon.

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He thought himself a bit of a celebrity,

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and he really quite liked giving away locks of hair to people, almost

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-as a signature of sorts.

-Oh, right.

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It was a sentimental piece, and in his mind, I mean,

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what better way to express gratitude than giving them such a personal

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-item to take home?

-Can I touch it?

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If you just wouldn't mind popping on some cotton gloves...

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I played Al Jolson, of course, who famously wore...

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-IMITATES JOLSON:

-"Folks, you ain't heard nothing yet. Thank you very much."

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So this is it!

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This is Napoleon's DNA.

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One day, they will cut a bit of it off and make another Napoleon.

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Isn't that amazing?

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It wasn't just Captain Poppleton that Napoleon respected,

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but the whole 53rd Shropshire Regiment,

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who he nicknamed the Red Regiment, after their uniforms.

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There was an incident when he fell out with the governor of St Helena,

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and said that he would go and dine with the officers of his Red Regiment instead,

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because they knew how to treat an old soldier hospitably.

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Oh, right. So there was a lot of respect.

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There was a lot of respect,

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I think they were actually quite fond of each other.

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Napoleon lived out the rest of his life on St Helena,

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and died there in 1821.

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But around the same time, another part of the Shropshire Regiment,

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the 85th, were earning their place in the history books,

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as they moved across the Atlantic to fight the Americans.

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And their actions there may have led to the name of one of the world's

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most famous buildings.

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What we have here is one of the colours that was captured at the Battle of Bladensburg

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in 1814, as part of the War Of 1812 against North America.

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This regimental standard was captured from the Americans

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as the 85th Shropshire occupied the new American capital.

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So the army moved in towards Washington, supposedly to negotiate a truce.

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However, they were shot at from one of the residential buildings,

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and some say, in reaction to this, they decided to torch all the

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government buildings, including the President's house.

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So the President's house, the White House...?

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That's right. There is a legend that says it was painted white because

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they wanted to hide the charred remains of the brickwork.

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MUSIC: Star Spangled Banner

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It's not clear if this is true.

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But what we do know is that the Shropshire Regiment certainly left

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their mark on the American capital.

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Wow, so, I mean, in terms of history,

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that is an incredible event to happen, isn't it,

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for the White House to be taken, and possibly unprecedented...?

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That's right. And it is also the only time a Union Flag has been

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flown from the top of the White House, as well.

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The 1812 war would ultimately end in stalemate.

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But it was the closing stages of the Second World War, over 120 years

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later, that would put the Shropshire Regiment at the centre of historic

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events once again. And it's this baton,

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signifying the highest rank in Nazi Germany, that is the proof.

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So who did this belong to?

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This particular baton belonged to Grand Admiral Karl Donitz,

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who was the commander in chief of the German Navy.

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After Hitler's suicide in 1945, surrender wasn't immediate,

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and Hitler's will specified that Admiral Donitz became Fuhrer.

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Donitz fought on for 23 days,

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before he surrendered near the Danish border, to a brigade of the

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British Army, which included the 4th Battalion of the Shropshire Regiment.

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The Nazis had finally been defeated,

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and Donitz was forced to hand over the symbolic baton.

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So, this really symbolised the end of the Third Reich, then?

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It has got some weight to it, hasn't it?

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So, what happened to Donitz after his capture?

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He was tried for war crimes and eventually sent to prison.

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-That's amazing.

-And it's fascinating to learn that the Shropshire Regiment

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was there at such key moments in history.

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Thank you so much, Christine.

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Yeah, it's been a real pleasure.

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-You're very, very clever.

-Thank you both!

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Thank you.

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Nick and Phil have come 13 miles from Much Wenlock,

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and are also now in Shrewsbury.

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They have taken a trip down memory lane - literally.

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Here it is, look, Memory Lane.

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Shall we take a trip down Memory Lane?

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Hey. I've done that gag, Phil.

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But will there be any unforgettable collectables?

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Helping out is Holly.

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Hi, Holly.

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OK, where do you want to start?

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I suppose we ought to start at the beginning.

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Well, I like the old fire mark up there, look.

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-If it's an old one.

-Oh, what, with the animals on, the lions or something?

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Yeah. In the 17th and 18th century you would have that nailed to the wall

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of your house, so that if your timbered property in Shrewsbury

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-was set on fire...

-Yes....

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..the fire engine would come,

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and if you subscribed to their insurance company,

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which they knew by the fire mark on the wall,

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they would then put your fire out.

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But if you didn't subscribe...

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-Pfft!

-You're joking?!

-No, no, no, no.

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We know this fire mark was on a local property,

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as the three leopards on it are from the Shrewsbury coat of arms.

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-Do you like that?

-I do, actually.

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It's... Well, there's a story behind it, isn't there?

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-Yeah, I quite like that.

-What?!

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£95,000?

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Oh, £95, sorry!

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-£95!

-Yeah, I'm not very good on noughts.

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-Are you OK?

-I thought it was angina...

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-Yeah.

-You've got to look after the old folk.

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Do you want to sit down? First thing we look at,

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and we like it. Well, we'll think about it, shall we?

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-Yeah, yeah, let's have a wander.

-Let's have a little wander.

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So, the fire mark is one for the back burner.

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Who writes this stuff?

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I think it's an early coffee grinder...

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How on earth do you know that?!

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It says, "Early coffee grinder".

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Which means you could only use it up till about 8.30 in the morning.

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-But...

-Oh, Nick, your jokes are older than some of the antiques in here.

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Did I ever tell you that my grandfather had a fantastic collection of

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clocks and watches, and when he died, it took absolutely ages to

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wind up his estate. Erm, but...

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-It is late in the day, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah, OK, fine.

-It's time for these two to make a purchase.

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Have you seen that? It's like a ladle or something.

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-Let's have a look, then.

-I'm a bit nervous about picking it up.

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-Oh, well spotted, you, guv.

-What do you think?

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I like that. That's a real bit of yesterday's antique, that is.

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Yeah, it's quite nice, isn't it?

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The label here says it's an 1826 Glaswegian toddy ladle.

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"Toddy" is a form of punch, and you warm up when you drink it.

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But what's nice... That is whalebone.

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Although the handle is made of protected whalebone, or baleen,

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thanks to its age, it's legal to be sold as an antique.

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I mean, people don't make things with whalebone...

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-No.

-Fins ain't what they used to be.

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No, no, no.

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He's on fire today.

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Let's have a chat. Shall we just ask?

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Yeah. Let's go and have a chat with Holly.

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The ticket price for this fetching Georgian toddy ladle is £65,

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and the fire mark is 95.

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Do you want to play bad cop, good cop?

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Or shall we both be the bad cop?

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I think we both need to be the bad cop.

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OK. What's the very best you can do, Holly?

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£100 for the two.

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-Would be the very best.

-Would £90 buy the two?

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No, unfortunately not, £100 would definitely be the best on those two,

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-I'm sorry.

-You see, for 95, I'd definitely snatch your hand off.

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-Oh, go on, then!

-Yes!

-Yes!

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Holly, we love you.

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Someone high five Nick, quick.

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You're an angel.

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No wonder they're celebrating.

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That's the fire mark for £50, and the toddy ladle for 45.

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A total saving of £60.

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Not bad at all. Cheers!

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I think we've done well. Thank you. Bye!

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So, that's the end of day one.

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Time for a hot toddy, methinks.

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Nighty-night.

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It's another new day,

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full of promise of antiques to be bought and deals to be done.

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Now, I'm looking forward to today,

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I'm looking forward to finding some more things.

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And...you know, I am absolutely,

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genuinely amazed at how competitive I am...

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-Yeah.

-..and want to pump you into the ground, Nick Owen.

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Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I mean, I got really competitive.

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-In the middle of the day, I had to go off and have a rub down with the Radio Times.

-I understand.

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And that really got me going.

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Well, whatever works for you, Nick.

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You know, I'm dying to ask you...

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-Go on, then.

-How did you get on with Brian?

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Cos he just strikes me as being Mr 100% Energy.

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Oh! He's got incredible energy.

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I think from doing all his performances, he must have.

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Sorry, I've just got one other question for you.

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-DEEP VOICE:

-How did you get on with the voice?

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Oh! It's an incredible voice.

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He kept bursting into song.

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-Yeah.

-And of course, I was going weak at the knees trying to

0:25:260:25:29

concentrate on the job.

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Anyway, how about you? How did you get on with Nick?

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Nick's a star, you know, he's such a lovely, lovely sweet man.

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-Yeah.

-And the thing about him is, you know...

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You see this sort of quite serious newscaster,

0:25:400:25:44

who has to be quite serious doing the job that he does...

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-Yeah.

-The man's got a vicious sense of humour.

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But I'm glad I've got Kate.

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A - she's better-looking...

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Than whom? Than Phil?

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Than Phil. Yeah. You know?

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It's not a particularly difficult challenge, that.

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No. I mean, he really is an antique, isn't he?

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-Yeah. Yeah.

-And with cabriole legs.

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I can hear a car. Here they come!

0:26:050:26:08

-Good morning!

-Hello, good morning to you.

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-How are you?

-Well, well.

-Well, well, well, well, well.

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Been doing press-ups and everything, to get going this morning.

0:26:140:26:16

-Really?

-I am so motivated.

-Really?

-It's slightly frightening.

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-Mr Motivator.

-You two are like a coiled sponge!

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THEY CHUCKLE

0:26:230:26:25

See you later!

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So, just to recap, yesterday, Phil and Nick were our big spenders.

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They picked up four items on their travels - comprising two Imari chargers,

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a Victorian lemonade jug, a silver toddy ladle and a Georgian fire mark.

0:26:380:26:43

-Yes!

-Yes!

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This leaves them with £165 for the day ahead.

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Kate and Brian parted with a more modest sum,

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but still managed to buy three things -

0:26:510:26:54

a Sinatra statue, a French washstand, and an Art Deco mirror,

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leaving them a much bigger £311 for today.

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-We'd better win.

-This morning,

0:27:020:27:03

Nick and Phil are making the journey 60 miles from Shrewsbury to the

0:27:030:27:07

Worcestershire town of Bromsgrove.

0:27:070:27:09

They are heading to the birthplace of the tormented genius AE Housman,

0:27:090:27:14

who put neighbouring Shropshire on the map and was Nick's dad's

0:27:140:27:18

-favourite poet.

-When I was growing up,

0:27:180:27:20

he used to take me to all these wonderful places around the county.

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So I became familiar with Wenlock Edge and The Wrekin and the Long Mynd

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and Shrewsbury itself.

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And those sort of places, I grew to love.

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And they are beautiful places.

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And Housman wrote about them.

0:27:350:27:36

-Here we are, boy.

-Well, this is it.

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You're excited, aren't you?

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I am so excited, I cannot tell you.

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Well, let's have a really good time, shall we?

0:27:430:27:45

-Absolutely thrilled.

-Here to meet them is Robin Shaw of the

0:27:450:27:48

-Housman Society.

-Welcome to Housman's birthplace.

0:27:480:27:50

Thank you, thank you very much.

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Alfred Edward Housman was born in this house in 1859.

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His initial success was as a scholar of Latin at Cambridge University,

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but it was his 63-poem cycle - A Shropshire Lad, published in 1896,

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which really brought him to public attention.

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I have to say, Robin, it's an amazing feeling just standing here in front

0:28:130:28:16

of the house where AEH was born.

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This is in Worcestershire, yet he's most famous for writing about Shropshire.

0:28:190:28:23

Can you explain that?

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Over there, there's a little hill.

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It gives you an enormous panorama of Shropshire and down into

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Worcestershire. And he used to go at sunset and look at the

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Shropshire hills and romanticise about Shropshire.

0:28:350:28:37

Housman began the cycle in his 20s,

0:28:370:28:40

whilst working in London as a clerk in the Patent Office, and missing

0:28:400:28:44

both his rural home and reminiscing about his childhood.

0:28:440:28:46

The book was rejected at first, but then sold slowly,

0:28:480:28:52

before his simple but elegant poems would sell in their thousands during

0:28:520:28:57

and between both World Wars, to young soldiers like Nick's dad, Bertie.

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Soldiers in both World Wars were renowned for carrying a Housman,

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a little edition, in their pocket.

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They say some lives were saved because they took a bullet there and

0:29:080:29:11

it hit the book. Have you heard that story?

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I am sure. So many were killed, so maybe it happened with one or two.

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You know, I don't know.

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The themes of nostalgia and loss resonated with successive

0:29:200:29:25

generations of young men living far away from home and close to death.

0:29:250:29:29

The English have always loved a sort of countryside, a rural countryside,

0:29:300:29:34

which was in the past, it was better than now.

0:29:340:29:38

-And of course, in Flanders, it was far away...

-In the trenches...

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Very far away.

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In the poems, he has a way of

0:29:430:29:45

capturing a whole landscape in a poem,

0:29:450:29:48

doesn't he?

0:29:480:29:50

But also inspiring Housman's poems was his own crushing experience of

0:29:500:29:54

unrequited and illegal love.

0:29:540:29:57

While studying at Oxford,

0:29:570:29:59

he fell in love with a fellow student called Moses Jackson,

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at a time when homosexuality was against the law.

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Was Jackson aware of Housman's feelings?

0:30:050:30:08

We only know that Housman went off for a whole week missing and nobody

0:30:080:30:11

knew where he had gone.

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But it is usually speculated that he must have told Moses Jackson and

0:30:130:30:18

Moses Jackson must've rejected any...any approach.

0:30:180:30:21

Jackson not only rejected Housman's love, but moved abroad,

0:30:210:30:25

briefly returning for his wedding, to which Housman was not invited.

0:30:250:30:29

Housman remained in love with Moses Jackson until Moses Jackson died,

0:30:290:30:35

over 30 years later.

0:30:350:30:37

That sort of burning within him was certainly one of the mainsprings of

0:30:370:30:40

the poetry.

0:30:400:30:42

Housman died in 1936 and inspired writers, like WH Auden and Alan Bennett.

0:30:430:30:49

That he suffered for his art is undeniable,

0:30:490:30:52

but to his legions of fans, like Nick and his dad,

0:30:520:30:55

it was the powerful, simple style

0:30:550:30:57

and evocative memories of the views of rural England that mattered.

0:30:570:31:02

-Oh, wow!

-Is this is where Housman would have stood?

0:31:020:31:05

Yes! I've got my little book here, this is my father's book.

0:31:050:31:09

Cloth, two and six - it cost.

0:31:090:31:12

In a way, I don't need to read it, because I know it off by heart.

0:31:120:31:14

But I will read it, just in case!

0:31:140:31:16

Into my heart an air that kills

0:31:160:31:20

From yon far country blows

0:31:200:31:23

What are those blue remembered hills

0:31:230:31:26

What spires, what farms are those?

0:31:260:31:29

That is the land of lost content

0:31:290:31:33

I see it shining plain

0:31:330:31:35

The happy highways where I went

0:31:350:31:37

And cannot come again.

0:31:370:31:39

I think I've discovered Housman.

0:31:390:31:41

-Spectacular, isn't it?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Absolutely spectacular.

0:31:410:31:44

Meanwhile, Brian and Kate are heading 34 miles south to Bewdley in

0:31:480:31:53

Worcestershire, home to Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant and TV chef Rustie Lee.

0:31:530:31:58

We've got a lot of money to spend today.

0:31:590:32:01

We've got a lot of money to spend. For me,

0:32:010:32:03

it would be really nice to show you some really nice quality antiques,

0:32:030:32:06

maybe a little bit of silver.

0:32:060:32:08

So let's go for quality.

0:32:080:32:10

Let's spend some cash and then we're in a good position.

0:32:100:32:13

And have a good time.

0:32:130:32:14

Yeah! More singing, please.

0:32:140:32:17

-More singing.

-OK, then.

0:32:170:32:18

# You are my sunshine

0:32:180:32:20

# My only sunshine

0:32:200:32:23

# You make me happy

0:32:230:32:25

# When skies are grey

0:32:250:32:27

# You'll never know, dear

0:32:290:32:32

# How much I love you

0:32:320:32:35

# So please don't take my sunshine away. #

0:32:350:32:42

I think we can have our own television series.

0:32:420:32:44

Do you, Brian? I would be well up for that.

0:32:440:32:47

Yes, I think there's some chemistry between us.

0:32:470:32:49

And because, you know, because of my upbringing, you know,

0:32:490:32:53

born in a council house in Kilburn, I could sort of play it at one level.

0:32:530:32:58

You being the, well, I don't really know how to put this...

0:32:580:33:02

-Careful, careful.

-..the posh person.

0:33:020:33:04

The posh person? You think I'm posh?

0:33:040:33:06

Yes. We could be Posh And Potty.

0:33:060:33:08

Posh And Potty?

0:33:080:33:10

-Muck And Brass.

-Muck And Brass, there you go.

0:33:100:33:13

-Like it.

-Now, safely arrived in Bewdley, it's time to get shopping.

0:33:130:33:17

-I'll see you later.

-See you later.

-Well, at least Kate will be.

0:33:170:33:20

Brian!

0:33:200:33:22

Brian!

0:33:220:33:24

-Sorry about that.

-It works, then, does it?

0:33:240:33:26

I went for the comedy jugular.

0:33:260:33:28

Come on, then, let's get in.

0:33:280:33:29

Here to help both of them is David.

0:33:300:33:32

Do you recognise us?

0:33:330:33:35

It's not Bradley Walsh, is it?

0:33:350:33:37

No, it's Brian Conley.

0:33:370:33:40

Cheeky, David. Let's see what our posh and potty duo can find in here.

0:33:400:33:44

Here's some puppets!

0:33:440:33:46

You know, Kate, Lady Penelope does bear a certain resemblance.

0:33:460:33:50

And Joe 90, that's obvious, he's the spit of Bradley Walsh!

0:33:500:33:55

Ha! There's plenty of vintage items in here,

0:33:550:33:58

but what Kate is after is something really old.

0:33:580:34:01

No, not Brian.

0:34:010:34:03

I think this cabinet, if we have a little look,

0:34:030:34:05

has got some really nice antiques in it.

0:34:050:34:07

Does mean I have to get my glasses on?

0:34:070:34:09

-Maybe.

-Oh!

0:34:090:34:11

Maybe. Actually, this is quite nice.

0:34:110:34:13

Do you remember, when we were talking about Napoleon in the museum...

0:34:130:34:18

-Yes, yes.

-..and we looked at Napoleon's hair lock?

0:34:180:34:21

This is a memorial brooch.

0:34:210:34:25

Somebody has put a little lock of a loved one in there for safekeeping.

0:34:250:34:29

And so when you pin it on, you remember them.

0:34:290:34:33

This is made of pinchbeck,

0:34:330:34:35

a Victorian form of fake gold and there's an inscription on the back.

0:34:350:34:39

It says, "In memory of W Wall".

0:34:390:34:44

-So that's the deceased whose lock of hair it is.

-Yes.

0:34:440:34:47

"1st of April, 1852."

0:34:490:34:51

That's really interesting, isn't it?

0:34:510:34:53

-Yes.

-To have the name.

0:34:530:34:55

-Yeah.

-So we can't pretend it's Napoleon's, though.

0:34:550:34:58

-Not quite.

-That's a shame.

0:34:580:35:00

-So how much is it?

-So, yeah, here we go, 25.

0:35:000:35:03

-See, I don't think that's bad.

-I think, yeah,

0:35:030:35:06

if they are prepared to do us a good deal.

0:35:060:35:08

Yeah, but you know what I'm like with this bartering lark.

0:35:080:35:11

-But you want to win!

-I know, but you do it,

0:35:110:35:13

you do it and then I'll just look and learn.

0:35:130:35:15

Time to see if David can do our duo a deal.

0:35:150:35:18

Hello, hello, hello.

0:35:180:35:20

Good evening, all. How are we?

0:35:200:35:22

Good cop, bad cop.

0:35:220:35:24

-All right?

-I'm with you.

-I'm bad cos I want a good deal.

0:35:240:35:27

We were looking for a proper antique and this fits the bill.

0:35:270:35:31

I've just noticed there is a tiny little sort of repair here on...

0:35:310:35:37

It has been done a long time ago.

0:35:370:35:39

Do you see, there's a little bit that's been added there?

0:35:390:35:42

I just wondered, the ticket price says 25...

0:35:420:35:45

What were you thinking, Kate?

0:35:450:35:47

Well, I was going be cheeky and go in at sort of 10.

0:35:470:35:51

What about 18?

0:35:510:35:52

What if I came up, David, to 14, that is bang in the middle?

0:35:530:35:57

-Does that help you?

-And a massage?

0:35:570:36:00

I think 15, and we've got a deal.

0:36:000:36:01

Oh, yes! Thank you very much, Dave.

0:36:010:36:04

-Yeah.

-That's the way to do it, Brian.

0:36:040:36:07

Kate has got a tenner off the ticket price.

0:36:070:36:11

-Hee-hee!

-So good. One to go.

0:36:110:36:13

-One to go.

-One to find.

0:36:130:36:14

And we want to buy something big.

0:36:140:36:16

Fingers crossed!

0:36:180:36:20

Yeah.

0:36:200:36:21

With that little spending spree finished,

0:36:210:36:24

both teams are now heading for the final destination for today.

0:36:240:36:28

Nick and Phil have a head start, though,

0:36:280:36:31

and are well on their way along the 10 miles to the Black Country

0:36:310:36:34

town of Stourbridge, famous for its glass industry, which started in the 17th century,

0:36:340:36:38

and is still celebrated to this day with the

0:36:380:36:42

British Glass Biennale held in the town.

0:36:420:36:45

And the final shop is Grandad's Attic.

0:36:450:36:47

Grandad is not feeling well, so Dave is helping out.

0:36:470:36:50

-You must be Dave.

-I am Dave.

0:36:500:36:51

Hi, good to meet you.

0:36:510:36:53

Hi, Philip, how are you.

0:36:530:36:55

Now, with £165 left, what might tickle their fancy in here?

0:36:550:36:59

Oh, look at this.

0:36:590:37:01

This is something. I love that.

0:37:010:37:02

I really like that.

0:37:020:37:05

Ah, the old willow on leather, eh?

0:37:050:37:07

Another of Nick and his dad's great loves.

0:37:070:37:10

These are great cricketers from a long time ago.

0:37:100:37:13

This guy here, Wally Hammond, my father was always going on about him,

0:37:130:37:16

what a great cricketer he was.

0:37:160:37:18

And there's another further down, I spotted.

0:37:180:37:20

Reg Perks.

0:37:200:37:21

His son was one of my friends in my early days in broadcasting,

0:37:210:37:25

Peter Perks. And that's his dad.

0:37:250:37:28

Gosh! I wonder if Peter knows that's here.

0:37:280:37:30

That's really nice.

0:37:300:37:32

Time to get out of memory lane, though, Nick.

0:37:330:37:36

You need to get into the fast lane and find some items,

0:37:360:37:39

especially with Brian and Kate hot on your heels.

0:37:390:37:42

-Quick!

-Come on, Kate.

0:37:420:37:43

Let's see where they are!

0:37:430:37:46

Yes, I know they have got here first

0:37:470:37:49

but do you know what, Brian?

0:37:490:37:50

-Go on.

-I don't think they have made it upstairs.

0:37:500:37:52

No. Well, let's...

0:37:520:37:54

-..split up, split up.

-OK.

0:37:540:37:55

Two teams, one shop.

0:37:560:37:58

This might get a bit tasty.

0:37:580:38:00

You know, I think that's quite cool.

0:38:000:38:02

I tell you what, that will be really nice in your living room, if you're

0:38:020:38:05

-that sort of person.

-And we're going to Stansted.

0:38:050:38:08

-Is Stansted trendy?

-Well, there are certainly places around Stansted that are trendy.

0:38:080:38:12

-Surely!

-How far is that from London?

0:38:120:38:13

A niche item like this

0:38:130:38:15

is going to be a gamble no matter where you sell it, or how much you get it for.

0:38:150:38:18

Should I ask how much that is?

0:38:180:38:20

Yeah. It's 225 on there.

0:38:200:38:22

Dave, we were looking at this here.

0:38:220:38:23

We both really like that.

0:38:230:38:25

-Yeah.

-Nick has spent a lot of time on the stage.

0:38:250:38:28

Make me a good offer.

0:38:280:38:29

-It won't be a good one.

-Won't?

-No, it will be a horrible one.

0:38:290:38:32

Try a horrible one first.

0:38:320:38:34

-£100.

-I wasn't going that high.

0:38:340:38:36

No. No.

0:38:360:38:37

-Where are you on that, then?

-The absolute best is 130.

0:38:370:38:42

Can we think about that?

0:38:420:38:43

-Of course.

-A definite maybe for of these two hipsters, then.

0:38:430:38:47

But what about our other team?

0:38:470:38:49

HORN TOOTS

0:38:540:38:55

-Oh!

-That was me.

0:38:550:38:57

I'm a nervous wreck, working with you!

0:39:000:39:02

-I'm sorry.

-That's a good one.

0:39:020:39:04

Hey, what about these, Brian?

0:39:040:39:06

Do you know, there is a really buoyant market in old enamelled signs.

0:39:060:39:10

"Nugget boot polish."

0:39:100:39:13

-HORN TOOTS

-Like that.

0:39:130:39:15

-What have we got?

-380.

0:39:150:39:17

We haven't got 380.

0:39:170:39:18

I know, I know. I suppose we'll have to buy this.

0:39:180:39:22

Team Conley has nearly £300 left,

0:39:220:39:25

but I'm not sure Brian wants to spend it on the sign.

0:39:250:39:28

Do you know, I'm going to go with your professionalism here.

0:39:280:39:31

But if I saw that in a skip, I would probably leave it there.

0:39:310:39:34

I would be absolutely totally unaware of how expensive this bit of

0:39:340:39:40

-metal is.

-Yeah?

-You know, I think it's amazing.

0:39:400:39:43

Well, this is why I'm here.

0:39:430:39:44

-I know! But will we make a profit on it or will someone throw it on a skip?

-You'd be surprised.

0:39:440:39:49

There would be a lot of people who would love to have

0:39:490:39:52

-that on their wall.

-Hello.

-Hello!

0:39:520:39:54

What have you got there?

0:39:540:39:56

-I've got the horn.

-You're not buying that, are you?

0:39:560:39:58

-No.

-Well, we might be.

0:39:580:40:00

-The way we're going.

-Yeah.

0:40:000:40:01

We're just keeping it from you, love.

0:40:010:40:04

HORN TOOTS

0:40:040:40:05

-There is a £10-million Ming vase over there.

-Oh, so it is.

0:40:050:40:07

Right, now that they're out of the way, what are we going to do?

0:40:070:40:10

We're going to see if we can knock it down, let's be honest.

0:40:100:40:13

-See if we can knock it down.

-OK, let's go and find our fellow.

0:40:130:40:16

-OK, OK.

-And our fella, on this occasion, is the very helpful Dale.

0:40:160:40:20

We would like to make you an offer, which may be slightly cheeky.

0:40:200:40:22

-OK.

-We don't want to offend you.

-I don't mind cheeky a bit.

0:40:220:40:25

-You can say yes or no.

-You can say it with a smile.

-Eh?

0:40:250:40:28

BRIEF TOOT

0:40:280:40:30

Didn't work, then.

0:40:300:40:31

-Sorry about that.

-How does a nice round £100, say?

0:40:310:40:35

It's a good starting point.

0:40:350:40:37

-Right.

-It's a good starting point.

0:40:370:40:39

Could you stretch to 200?

0:40:390:40:41

I would say that would be a bit much for us.

0:40:430:40:45

-It is.

-What do you think, Brian?

0:40:450:40:47

Oh, um...

0:40:470:40:49

150?

0:40:490:40:50

I could shake on 170.

0:40:520:40:55

-160?

-Er...

-Go on, then.

0:40:550:40:59

-OK, 160.

-I'll shake on 160.

0:40:590:41:00

I've got that wrong, haven't I, Kate?

0:41:010:41:03

No, you get to go with that.

0:41:030:41:05

-All right, then, 160.

-160, it is.

0:41:050:41:07

Not bad.

0:41:080:41:10

That's the sign for less than half price, at 160.

0:41:100:41:13

I think Brian is getting the hang of this, you know.

0:41:130:41:16

For another tenner, can we have the horn?

0:41:160:41:19

What's the price?

0:41:190:41:21

It is 45.

0:41:210:41:23

-Go on, you lovely man.

-I could do it for...

0:41:230:41:25

-I could do it for 25. Will 25 do it?

-20?

0:41:250:41:30

-20, will do.

-Yeah, look, I'm good at bartering.

0:41:300:41:32

Come on, then. Let's go.

0:41:320:41:35

Cor blimey!

0:41:350:41:36

Brian's lightning purchase of the prewar car horn for £20 has brought

0:41:360:41:40

their shopping to an end.

0:41:400:41:43

But can Nick and Phil also close the day with a purchase too?

0:41:430:41:46

Oh, blimey!

0:41:470:41:49

Hey, I found something.

0:41:490:41:51

I don't want you to see what it is.

0:41:510:41:53

-OK.

-But I just want you to do something for me.

0:41:530:41:55

-What's that?

-I want you to phone me on my mobile, please.

0:41:550:41:59

-OK?

-What, now?

0:41:590:42:00

Yes.

0:42:000:42:02

RINGTONE: Bring Me Sunshine by Morecombe & Wise

0:42:020:42:05

That's my favourite, I love Morecambe & Wise.

0:42:050:42:07

-Morecambe & Wise, yeah.

-Eric Morecambe was a genius.

0:42:070:42:10

Yeah. My hero.

0:42:100:42:11

-Fantastic.

-My absolute hero.

0:42:110:42:14

Not really sure I know what that's got to do with what you're doing here! What?

0:42:140:42:17

I've just come across this.

0:42:170:42:19

What?

0:42:190:42:21

An original 1966 Morecambe & Wise poster, That Riviera Touch.

0:42:210:42:26

"Authentic and unique."

0:42:260:42:29

Besides anything else, he was the funniest man of the 20th century.

0:42:290:42:32

How much is it?

0:42:320:42:33

A whacking 185.

0:42:340:42:37

Whoa!

0:42:390:42:41

I couldn't go looking around antique shops and bric-a-brac shops and find

0:42:410:42:44

-something about Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise that I didn't have a go for.

-No.

0:42:440:42:48

For me, I wouldn't sleep at night.

0:42:480:42:51

So, you've got £165 left.

0:42:510:42:52

-Yes.

-What I'd really love to do is to buy that...

0:42:520:42:55

-For about 50?

-That and the light.

0:42:550:42:58

Now, the ticket price for the lamp is £225.

0:42:580:43:01

So that is a combined ticket price of a whopping £410,

0:43:010:43:05

and our hardy hunters have only got 165.

0:43:050:43:09

-Stand by.

-I've got a feeling

0:43:090:43:11

this is going to be a very tough time for us.

0:43:110:43:14

-But...

-OK.

-..Nick here

0:43:140:43:17

is a huge fan of Eric Morecambe.

0:43:170:43:19

Now we can either try and bid you or we can be utterly truthful with you

0:43:190:43:22

and tell you how much money we have got.

0:43:220:43:24

I prefer honesty, Phil.

0:43:240:43:26

OK, we've got 165 quid.

0:43:260:43:27

-Total.

-We really love your light.

0:43:270:43:29

-Mm-hm.

-And we really love that.

0:43:290:43:32

Can those two be bought for 160...

0:43:320:43:34

We haven't got a penny more.

0:43:340:43:36

Um, well...

0:43:360:43:37

-We haven't got a penny more.

-I cannot...

0:43:370:43:39

I would not be able for the two.

0:43:390:43:42

Honestly, this isn't a question of cheap negotiation.

0:43:420:43:44

We have no more money at all.

0:43:440:43:47

We have no option.

0:43:470:43:48

PHIL SNIFFLES

0:43:480:43:50

-I'm sorry.

-Sorry, I get emotional.

0:43:500:43:52

I'll get the violin in a minute, there you go.

0:43:520:43:55

-OK...

-Do you want to go away and think about it?

0:43:550:43:58

No.

0:43:580:44:00

I would like you to win, Nick.

0:44:000:44:02

-Oh.

-And you are local.

0:44:020:44:04

LAUGHTER

0:44:040:44:06

Ah, the local lad saves the day,

0:44:060:44:07

so that's the lamp for £100 and the poster for 65.

0:44:070:44:11

285 pounds knocked off.

0:44:110:44:14

That would bring anyone sunshine.

0:44:140:44:16

Well, that's all the shopping done,

0:44:190:44:21

so it's time for our teams to pass judgment on their opponents' wares.

0:44:210:44:25

OK. Well, I would like to know what you've got.

0:44:250:44:27

Shall I give you a clue?

0:44:270:44:28

Yeah.

0:44:280:44:30

TOOTS HORN

0:44:300:44:31

-A horn.

-I thought it was indigestion.

-That is typical Conley, that.

0:44:310:44:35

-Voila.

-Voila.

-Wow!

-Look at that.

0:44:350:44:38

Who does that remind you of?

0:44:380:44:39

-Yeah, absolutely.

-That's class, that is.

0:44:390:44:41

-Frank Sinatra?

-No.

0:44:410:44:43

No, it is a Naffta.

0:44:430:44:44

LAUGHTER

0:44:440:44:46

-It is.

-What is that?

0:44:460:44:48

Ah, this is Art Deco.

0:44:480:44:50

A little mirror here.

0:44:500:44:51

And...is that scary?

0:44:510:44:54

-Agh!

-There you go. What we have forgotten to mention is at the front.

0:44:540:44:58

Our piece de resistance.

0:44:580:44:59

Our most expensive lot.

0:44:590:45:01

Ta-da.

0:45:010:45:02

Grass? Oh, no, sorry.

0:45:020:45:04

-Have a look, have a look.

-How much was that?

0:45:040:45:07

It's a lot of money for a bit of tin.

0:45:070:45:09

It was 160.

0:45:090:45:11

For a minute, I thought they said 160.

0:45:110:45:14

No, that's a joke. £1.60.

0:45:140:45:16

Would you like to see some quality?

0:45:160:45:17

Come on, let's have a look.

0:45:170:45:20

Ta-da!

0:45:200:45:21

HORN TOOTS

0:45:210:45:24

-Wow.

-You're going to wonder what some of these things are, aren't you?

0:45:240:45:27

That, you can probably spot it's a jug.

0:45:270:45:29

It's actually a lemonade jug.

0:45:290:45:31

-Oh, that's nice.

-Victorian lemonade jug.

0:45:310:45:34

And that is silver.

0:45:340:45:36

-Wow.

-And then there's the plates.

0:45:360:45:39

-Yes.

-These are Japanese plates.

0:45:390:45:41

-Yeah.

-They've got a special name, Imari.

0:45:410:45:43

Yeah, from the port of Imari.

0:45:430:45:45

Are they old?

0:45:450:45:46

-Well, they're not young.

-All right.

0:45:460:45:49

Plates, I don't know.

0:45:490:45:50

But talk about this.

0:45:500:45:52

This is a very rare poster.

0:45:520:45:55

It was actually claimed to be unique.

0:45:550:45:56

PHILIP SNORTS

0:45:560:45:58

-But...

-Are you being heckled?

0:45:580:46:00

-No.

-..by your partner in crime?

0:46:000:46:01

He's just got a twitch. It's claimed to be unique.

0:46:010:46:04

-You've got to get things you want.

-Funniest man of the 20th century.

0:46:040:46:07

-Oh, I agree.

-Apart from Brian Conley.

0:46:070:46:09

Thank you very much, very kind.

0:46:090:46:10

Well, I think you've done well.

0:46:100:46:12

-I think we've all done well.

-I've got to say, you've got some nice things.

0:46:120:46:15

All very friendly, but what do they really think?

0:46:150:46:17

I have to say, my gut feeling is, I'm glad we've got what we've got.

0:46:170:46:21

I wouldn't swap any of those for ours, really.

0:46:210:46:24

I'm quite happy with what we've bought.

0:46:240:46:26

-I really am.

-Phil liked my statue.

0:46:260:46:28

-He loved that.

-I know.

-He loved that!

0:46:280:46:30

Through gritted teeth.

0:46:300:46:32

I mean, it's just naff in the extreme.

0:46:320:46:34

-Yeah.

-But I like it.

-But I agree with you,

0:46:340:46:36

there's something about it. It's quite attractive in its own way,

0:46:360:46:39

-isn't it?

-Well done, partner. Good job.

0:46:390:46:41

All right, should we go and see how well we do, then?

0:46:410:46:43

You've taught me a lot. You have. Thank you.

0:46:430:46:46

And now on to auction, for those antiques are to be sold.

0:46:460:46:51

Our teams started their trip in Albrighton,

0:46:520:46:55

meandering around Shropshire and Worcestershire,

0:46:550:46:58

before heading nearly 150 miles south to Essex, and Sworders Auctioneers

0:46:580:47:02

in Stansted Mountfitchet.

0:47:020:47:04

So, this is the big moment.

0:47:050:47:07

-I know!

-The moment of truth.

0:47:070:47:09

Are you feeling a bit nervous about it?

0:47:090:47:11

Am I nervous?

0:47:110:47:13

-I've seen your auction lots...

-I felt you were intimidated.

-No.

0:47:140:47:20

You know, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens in my

0:47:200:47:23

-Morecambe & Wise poster.

-We've all got something we really want.

0:47:230:47:27

For me, it's the lounge singer.

0:47:270:47:29

For you, it's the poster.

0:47:290:47:31

We both sat here at the beginning of this and said, "Well,

0:47:310:47:34

"we're not really competitive."

0:47:340:47:36

Do you think that's suddenly changed?

0:47:360:47:38

A bit. Yeah. I don't want to be humiliated.

0:47:380:47:41

Yeah.

0:47:410:47:43

Today's auctioneers, Sworders,

0:47:430:47:44

have been in business since 1782 and originally hailed from

0:47:440:47:49

Bishop's Stortford, just over the county border in Hertfordshire.

0:47:490:47:53

Hang on, where is Kate?

0:47:530:47:54

-Hello, mate.

-I'm afraid you've got me on my own.

0:47:540:47:57

Oh, that's all right.

0:47:570:47:59

I just want you to know, just because there's me,

0:47:590:48:02

I'm not going to show any bias at all here.

0:48:020:48:04

But...

0:48:040:48:06

-OK.

-May the best man win.

0:48:060:48:08

Unfortunately, Kate cannot be here, due to unforeseen circumstances.

0:48:080:48:12

So Brian will be going solo.

0:48:120:48:15

And on top of that, auctioneer James has some more bad news.

0:48:150:48:19

The silver-mounted lemonade jug, unfortunately, damaged in transit.

0:48:190:48:23

Had it made here in one piece and was in tiptop condition,

0:48:230:48:26

somewhere between 50 to £80.

0:48:260:48:27

So, in the spirit of fairness,

0:48:290:48:31

the original £70 purchase price has been returned to Phil and Nick's

0:48:310:48:34

kitty, meaning they have spent a total now of £330 on five lots.

0:48:340:48:40

Brian and Kate have spent 284 on six lots.

0:48:400:48:45

But what has caught James's eye?

0:48:450:48:47

The wooden spoon, the one I am worried about, would be Sinatra.

0:48:470:48:50

I mean, I can't say more than that!

0:48:500:48:54

It is terrible.

0:48:540:48:55

Harsh. Don't let it get under your skin, Frank.

0:48:550:48:58

The room is full, the phone and internet bidders are also poised.

0:48:580:49:02

Let's get this auction going, shall we?

0:49:020:49:05

I have a secret weapon, which I will reveal.

0:49:050:49:08

-Which is what?

-I'm not going to tell you.

0:49:080:49:10

-It's secret, I think.

-First up, it's the chairman of the board.

0:49:100:49:14

Is Frank going to fly to the moon for Brian?

0:49:140:49:16

Frank Sinatra with his microphone.

0:49:160:49:17

Where has he gone? What is he doing now?

0:49:170:49:19

James, James.

0:49:190:49:21

If I could just say, ladies and gentlemen.

0:49:210:49:23

Now, I'm a huge star.

0:49:230:49:25

Hang on, hang on. This is most irregular.

0:49:250:49:28

This is my lot, ladies and gentlemen.

0:49:280:49:30

But I don't wish to influence this in any way.

0:49:300:49:33

-But I have here...

-Grovelling little tyke.

0:49:330:49:35

-Embarrassing.

-..a picture of me with this auction lot,

0:49:350:49:40

in this beautiful, beautiful picture frame...

0:49:400:49:43

Is this allowed? Is this allowed in the rules?

0:49:430:49:45

I can see it adding value, frankly.

0:49:450:49:48

..with the auction, James.

0:49:480:49:50

It was a difficult enough as it was.

0:49:500:49:52

Right, let's move on.

0:49:520:49:53

You've just been disqualified.

0:49:550:49:57

Frank Sinatra, £20, surely, ladies and gentlemen?

0:49:570:50:00

The figure of Frank Sinatra.

0:50:000:50:02

There he is, £20.

0:50:020:50:03

£10, anywhere?

0:50:030:50:05

10, I'm bid.

0:50:050:50:07

10! Do I see 12?

0:50:070:50:09

How much did the frame cost you?

0:50:090:50:11

..20 quid.

0:50:110:50:13

I'll tell you what, you have won them over.

0:50:150:50:18

-Yes.

-Fantastic.

0:50:180:50:19

Hardly Pennies From Heaven.

0:50:200:50:22

Only a pound, even with the picture.

0:50:220:50:25

Can I just say, I think the audience, I think you probably overwhelmed them.

0:50:250:50:29

Or underwhelmed them, well, one or the other.

0:50:290:50:31

-I am not sure which.

-Next, it's Nick and Phil's Imari charger plates.

0:50:310:50:36

£30, surely? 30 is all I'm looking for.

0:50:360:50:39

20, then, if it must be, to get me started.

0:50:390:50:42

£20 is bid with the wave.

0:50:420:50:43

-22?

-22?

0:50:430:50:45

25?

0:50:450:50:46

£25, with the gentleman standing.

0:50:460:50:49

At £25.

0:50:490:50:51

-That really is silly.

-At £25, then.

0:50:510:50:53

Are we all done for the plates?

0:50:530:50:54

I'm not sure anybody has ever been punched on this programme before.

0:50:560:50:59

If I hold him, will you punch him?

0:50:590:51:01

Ouch! That's a big loss to start with.

0:51:030:51:05

What profit did you make on that one, Phil?

0:51:050:51:07

Well, it's sort of give or take.

0:51:070:51:09

So, when's your next show, then?

0:51:090:51:11

I'll be doing the news fairly soon.

0:51:110:51:13

I keep doing the news and have been doing so for some time now.

0:51:130:51:15

I enjoy that. I love watching you.

0:51:150:51:17

Yes, lovely.

0:51:170:51:19

Brian and Kate's second item is the Art Deco mirror.

0:51:190:51:22

At £10. All I'm asking for it.

0:51:220:51:24

10 is bid. 12, 14, 16.

0:51:240:51:27

18, 20, 22. 24, 26. 28, 30.

0:51:270:51:33

At 30. And selling for 30.

0:51:340:51:36

Well, that is great, it's really, really lovely.

0:51:360:51:39

-Yes!

-Really delighted for you.

0:51:390:51:41

I'm absolutely over the moon.

0:51:410:51:43

That's a nice little earner for Team Conley.

0:51:430:51:45

I am unbelievably happy.

0:51:460:51:48

Yes, so am I. And what's really nice is that you know he's not going to

0:51:480:51:50

go on and on and on.

0:51:500:51:52

He is not a gloating type.

0:51:520:51:54

-Not to gloat at all.

-Can the fire mark heat things up for Nick and Phil?

0:51:540:51:58

10. 10, I have.

0:51:580:52:00

15, I have. 20, I have.

0:52:000:52:02

At £20, then. 25.

0:52:020:52:03

30, now.

0:52:030:52:04

The internet strikes up, at £30.

0:52:040:52:06

The bid is online at 30.

0:52:060:52:08

Any further bids? 35, now.

0:52:080:52:09

At £35.

0:52:090:52:11

It's still with the internet.

0:52:110:52:12

At 35...

0:52:120:52:14

Frankly, I'm distraught.

0:52:140:52:16

Oh, another loss.

0:52:160:52:18

Is it too early to surrender?

0:52:180:52:20

-No.

-No.

-Next up for Brian is the French washstand.

0:52:200:52:24

-20, I have.

-Come on.

0:52:240:52:26

Good luck, mate. I'm really with you.

0:52:260:52:28

-30.

-Go on, then.

0:52:280:52:30

The internet has woken up.

0:52:300:52:32

At £35. 40 is bid, then.

0:52:320:52:34

-It's in the room.

-I think that's probably about right.

0:52:340:52:37

That's a result, that. In our terms, we would be so pleased with that.

0:52:370:52:40

I can't believe we have lost on that one.

0:52:400:52:42

The bid's still in the room.

0:52:420:52:44

-It's still going.

-Online, then, at 55.

0:52:440:52:47

I could sell, if we're all done at £55.

0:52:470:52:50

-We would be pleased with that.

-I know.

0:52:500:52:52

That is Brian and Kate's first loss of the day.

0:52:520:52:55

Nick, I should have been your expert.

0:52:550:52:57

Next, it's another of Kate's and Brian's lots -

0:52:590:53:02

the Victorian memorial broach.

0:53:020:53:03

With me here at £20.

0:53:030:53:05

You have got a £20 bid, that's a profit.

0:53:050:53:07

-22.

-And you said it would, despite Kate, didn't you?

0:53:070:53:10

At the back of the room. At £28.

0:53:100:53:12

It is at the back of the room at 28.

0:53:120:53:14

And selling, if we are all done...

0:53:140:53:15

-Yes, get in there.

-Try and look not...

0:53:160:53:19

This is a smile, really.

0:53:190:53:22

-Well done.

-Another profit for Brian.

0:53:220:53:24

He is starting to pull away here.

0:53:240:53:27

I am really delighted for you.

0:53:270:53:29

Thank you.

0:53:290:53:31

Now, will the toddy ladle give Phil and Nick a chance to catch up?

0:53:310:53:35

30 is bid. At £30, and 5.

0:53:350:53:38

35, 40. 45, 50.

0:53:380:53:41

-Oh!

-At 55, madam.

0:53:410:53:43

At 55 online.

0:53:430:53:45

-60 is bid.

-We are talking profit here.

0:53:450:53:47

At 60. At £60.

0:53:470:53:48

Against you on the internet.

0:53:480:53:50

It is not often that I've wished ill on people.

0:53:500:53:54

My fault.

0:53:550:53:57

-But I am beginning just to...

-Yeah. I introduced you to him.

0:53:570:54:00

-I apologise.

-A first profit for Phil and Nick.

0:54:000:54:02

Could this be a comeback?

0:54:020:54:04

-I'm so happy.

-How much? How much?

0:54:040:54:07

It's Brian's horn.

0:54:070:54:09

Can the loudest item produce a profit?

0:54:090:54:11

£20 is bid. At £20.

0:54:110:54:13

At £20, with me here at 20.

0:54:130:54:15

And two, do I see anywhere?

0:54:150:54:17

At £20. 22, I have.

0:54:170:54:19

Oh, no, it's another profit for him.

0:54:190:54:21

25? At £25, it's bid now.

0:54:210:54:23

-At £25.

-Look pleased.

0:54:230:54:25

Just smile, all right?

0:54:250:54:26

Be gracious.

0:54:260:54:28

Yes!

0:54:290:54:31

It's a profit, just.

0:54:310:54:33

I don't want to gloat too much, you know...

0:54:330:54:35

No, don't.

0:54:350:54:37

..but I will.

0:54:370:54:38

Now, Nick's favourite item.

0:54:410:54:43

Can Eric and Ernie bring him some sunshine?

0:54:430:54:47

At 30. And five.

0:54:470:54:48

40. At £40, with me here.

0:54:480:54:50

Against you, internet this time.

0:54:500:54:52

At 40. Five.

0:54:520:54:54

50, online, still.

0:54:540:54:55

Two internet bidders.

0:54:550:54:56

At £50 online.

0:54:560:54:58

-At 50. Is there five anywhere?

-It's a result for us.

0:54:580:55:00

£50, then, it is.

0:55:000:55:01

At £50 and selling...

0:55:010:55:03

It's getting embarrassing. It is getting embarrassing,

0:55:070:55:10

-ladies and gentlemen.

-That's it, then.

0:55:100:55:13

Another loss for the boys.

0:55:130:55:15

I think it's the taking part that's important.

0:55:150:55:18

No, it's not, it's the winning.

0:55:180:55:20

It is Brian and Kate's final item, the Edwardian sign.

0:55:200:55:23

Lots of interest here.

0:55:230:55:25

We've got commission bids left.

0:55:250:55:27

And we can start eliminating the lower ones.

0:55:270:55:29

Straight in, £100 is bid.

0:55:290:55:31

110 online. 120.

0:55:310:55:33

Against you, internet, now.

0:55:330:55:35

-Oh, no!

-£120. 130.

0:55:350:55:37

The bid is on the internet, £130.

0:55:370:55:39

Any advance in the room?

0:55:390:55:40

At £130, are we all done on the boot polish sign?

0:55:400:55:44

You have done better than I thought you were going to.

0:55:440:55:46

130.

0:55:460:55:48

-It's all right. Only lost £30.

-Look at the look on his face.

0:55:500:55:53

-That's all right.

-The polish sign didn't shine for them,

0:55:530:55:56

but have they done enough to win?

0:55:560:55:58

Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, this is now getting boring, isn't it?

0:55:580:56:01

Because they keep losing, I keep winning.

0:56:010:56:04

-This is getting bitter.

-We are not resentful.

0:56:040:56:06

Nick and Phil's last item is the theatre lamp.

0:56:060:56:09

Will their big-spend gamble light up their day?

0:56:090:56:12

50, then, to get me started.

0:56:120:56:14

30, if it must be.

0:56:140:56:15

That is just ridiculous, really.

0:56:150:56:16

£30. Blank faces all round.

0:56:160:56:18

I thought this would do OK.

0:56:180:56:20

-20?

-Oh, dear.

0:56:200:56:22

Dearie me. 20 we have, then.

0:56:220:56:24

£20 at the back of the room.

0:56:240:56:26

-A lonely £20.

-Do you want to start the car?

0:56:260:56:28

I'll say, even I feel sorry for you.

0:56:280:56:30

25 is bid now, in a new place.

0:56:300:56:33

30. 35,

0:56:330:56:34

if you would like, sir? No. £30 at the back of the room.

0:56:340:56:37

£30 only.

0:56:370:56:38

You see, that is just bonkers. That is just bonkers, isn't it?

0:56:400:56:43

That is rubbing salt in the wound, isn't it?

0:56:430:56:45

-Devastating!

-Oh, dear.

0:56:450:56:46

I think that's left them in the shade.

0:56:460:56:49

-Time for the totting up.

-That, as they say, is that.

0:56:490:56:52

No, what they say is a whitewash, love.

0:56:520:56:55

-That's what they say.

-So, the scores on the doors...

0:56:550:57:00

Phil and Nick started the trip with £400 and after paying auction costs,

0:57:000:57:04

made a loss of £166, leaving them with £234 in their piggy.

0:57:040:57:10

Brian and the absent Kate also started with £400.

0:57:140:57:17

After auction costs, they made a smaller loss of £56.04,

0:57:170:57:22

leaving them with a bigger total of £343.96,

0:57:220:57:28

making them today's Road Trip winners.

0:57:280:57:31

Congratulations!

0:57:310:57:32

There's nothing like a modest winner, is there?

0:57:340:57:37

Anyway, off you go, then.

0:57:370:57:39

Are there any other experts, in case I get asked again?

0:57:390:57:41

-Yeah, yeah.

-Come on, loser.

0:57:410:57:43

Yes!

0:57:430:57:45

Take care, Phil.

0:57:450:57:46

You are going to have to walk home, love.

0:57:460:57:48

-See you.

-Keep in touch.

0:57:480:57:50

Have you enjoyed it?

0:57:540:57:55

I have genuinely loved it.

0:57:550:57:57

Do you reckon you would do this again, if you're asked?

0:57:570:58:00

-I would love to do it.

-GEARS GRIND

0:58:000:58:02

Oh! But I want a better car.

0:58:020:58:04

It's lovely because we're mates and it's just great that we've had

0:58:050:58:09

this experience together. And even got to know each other a little bit

0:58:090:58:12

more now cos, we've had, you know, these last few days together,

0:58:120:58:17

and do you know the worrying thing? Those antiques aren't as old as us.

0:58:170:58:21

LAUGHTER

0:58:210:58:23

Until next time, cheerio!

0:58:230:58:26

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