Episode 16 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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The nation's favourite celebrities...

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Just want to touch base.

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-..paired up with an expert...

-Boo!

-Ha!

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..and a classic car.

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No hands!

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Their mission - to scour Britain for antiques.

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My office, now!

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The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction,

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but it's no easy ride.

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Who will find a hidden gem?

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CAR HORN

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-Like that.

-Who will take the biggest risk?

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This could end in disaster.

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Will anybody follow expert advice?

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But I love this!

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Why would you buy something you are not going to use?

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There will be worthy winners

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and valiant losers.

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No. I don't want to shake hands.

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Put your pedal to the metal.

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Let me get out of first gear.

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This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip!

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Yeah.

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Today, we will be pootling around Edinburgh

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with two celebrities who are the best of friends.

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This is what life's all about, isn't it?

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In the middle of nowhere, in a car that's smaller than my jumper.

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Squeezed into this HMC Healey

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are comedian Tim Vine and actor and funnyman Ricky Grover.

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So I'm trying to find a gear I like

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and I don't think that's one...

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-Oh, blimey, there we are.

-There you go.

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I'm thinking I'm choosing this

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depending on what note I'm getting from it.

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King of one-line comedy,

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Tim has a reputation as a fast-fire "punslinger".

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Oh, it's a pansy.

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Well, it's a chimpanzee. That's not a good sign, is it?

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The funnyman even held a Guinness world record

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for telling 499 jokes in just 60 minutes. Wow.

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Serious, now - concentrate on the road.

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-So, over this speed bump.

-METAL SCRAPING

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Oh!

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That's my bum hitting the floor, isn't it?

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MUSIC: EastEnders Theme

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It was home from home when East Ender Ricky

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ended up in Albert Square as Andrew Cotton.

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He has also starred in many sitcoms,

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like the Porridge remake.

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Before his appearances on telly, Ricky was a star in the ring too,

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as an amateur boxing champ.

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Here's hoping for an appropriate sparring partner, eh?

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What sort of antique expert are you after, Ricky?

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It would be lovely if I've got someone who spoke my own language, wouldn't it?

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-You're going to get the posh one.

-I'm going to get the posh one.

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You're going to go mob-handed into antique shops and threaten them

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into giving you bargains!

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There will be no need for that.

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Not when you've got two veteran antique-ers on hand

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to help with the haggling.

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Behind the wheel of this 1969 Jaguar E-Type is James Braxton.

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Riding shotgun is David Harper - in leather.

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It's a beautiful car and you look beautiful too.

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You look fantastic!

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Oh, David, I'm loving you.

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Steady on, you two, mutual admiration.

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What about your celebrities, eh?

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-So Tim Vine...

-Yeah.

-Do you know him?

-Lovely man.

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-I've seen him.

-Right.

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Very funny. Very funny man.

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Lovely man. Tim is the man for me, chief.

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I think he does suit you.

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And I like Ricky, I think he's an all-rounder.

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He's a sportsman, an ex-sportsman, a boxer...

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He's a comedian, a great actor and I think he's oozing talent.

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So I'm happy to go with Ricky.

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That sounds like a decision to me.

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Once paired up, our teams will hit the road

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with £400 in their pockets.

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James and David are standing by

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on the shores of the Firth of Forth to go forth.

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So I get a bit perky when I'm near to saltwater.

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-Is this you being perky, then?

-Yeah.

-Oh.

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Look lively, then, gents.

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Here they come.

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Isn't that a pretty car?

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-We made it.

-I've never seen a space so constrained!

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-Take your time, chaps.

-You two make a space look small, don't you?

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-Eh?

-Cor! I had to grease up to get in that!

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-I know.

-It was hard work.

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-Well, you're with me, Ricky.

-Come on...

-Tim.

-James.

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-I saw you, I thought, "I hope it's him."

-Oh, not again!

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I can't keep doing this!

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It's like getting in a submarine.

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Well, luckily, I'm a yogic master.

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So...

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I'm in. We'll leave these two standing, won't we?

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CAR HORN

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-We've got the wrong car, haven't we?

-See you tomorrow!

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-In your own time, Tim.

-Right. I'm just trying to...

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-Shall I be master of the handbrake?

-Would you mind? I knew that was on.

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Oh, there we are. I'm going to attempt second.

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Let's see where our pairs are headed, shall we?

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Starting off in Inverkeithing, in beautiful Fife,

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they will meander their way around Edinburgh

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before heading 130 miles south, across the border,

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to auction in Wooler.

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The E-Types are getting better acquainted.

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Form an orderly queue.

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I come from rag and bone people.

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Rag and bone...?

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You then, have been perfectly trained if that's the case.

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-Give me the story there.

-So...

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..we had a horse in our hallway.

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Your hallway, in your house?

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In the house.

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What, do you mean a real horse?

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A real horse, called Ginger.

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What's Ginger doing in the hallway?

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You've got nothing to pull the cart, you've got to have a horse.

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-That's your car, isn't it?

-That's your car. But do you know what?

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Can you imagine the sort of stuff

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that's gone through my hands as a rag and bone person?

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Well, that's interesting.

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So, all this stuff that you've seen,

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was there anything in particular that you really loved,

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any particular period or type of thing?

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Well, when you are from the East End,

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it's not so much about the story,

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it's more about...is there a pound note in it?

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That's the spirit, Ricky!

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Meanwhile, Tim and James are having a little bit of difficulty

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with their HMC Healey.

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There's a grinding noise...

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-Oh...

-Oh, dear.

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-That is grinding.

-Try and get into second.

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Having a bit of trouble getting it into a gear.

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-I'm going to try and get it in first.

-Yeah.

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I think we're reaching crisis point.

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Or are we giving up on it?

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I think we're giving up on it, aren't we?

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I can't get it in gear. That's kind of...

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That's one of the things about driving, isn't it?

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It's quite fundamental, isn't it?

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I think it's all right to leave it here

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and just move on with our lives.

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That's the car gone, then.

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Onwards and upwards.

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You do visual jokes as well, do you, Tim?

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-I do some visual jokes, yeah.

-That's good, isn't it?

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Bloke said to me, "Can you copy a cassette for me?"

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I said, "Sure..."

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Both teams this morning are heading for the same shop.

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Despite abandoning their car, Tim and James are first to arrive.

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-James.

-Gail. James.

-Gail.

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-Hi...

-Tim.

-Hi, Tim.

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How are you? Well, we're looking for something

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that you're selling at a price, but you don't realise it's worth more.

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Right, well, we'll try and find something like that, I'm quite sure, upstairs!

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Yeah. Well, Tim catches on quick.

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The Bargain Centre has plenty to choose from.

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I wonder what will catch their eye.

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What's this? It looks like... Well, I don't know what it is.

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Well, I think that was known as a telephone seat.

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-Right.

-And so, when you were nattering to Aunt Hilda,

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you would sit in some comfort.

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Brilliant. I think I might try it, actually.

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I'm going to put my phone down here and see what it...

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That's a sort of period phone, isn't it?

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-Hello, Mother?

-Hold the line!

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Oh, Lord, here come Ricky and David.

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Flash!

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-We beat them.

-Brilliant. Want to get in there, nice and fast.

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Oh! Excuse me.

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Just want to touch base.

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If I like something, I'll say, "Sweet as a nut."

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OK. All right, sweet as a nut.

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Marvellous, this is great.

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-Oh!

-Hello.

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-There's the rivals.

-The competition.

-Oh, my Lord...

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How did you get here?

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-We got a taxi.

-We walked quicker than your car.

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We've had a nice drive in the countryside, though, haven't we?

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Yeah, we've had a nice drive, it don't matter.

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It's all right.

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The odds are against us, but we're still going to come good.

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So, Ricky, this is not a "sweet as a nut" moment, is it?

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It's not really, no.

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-Come on, Tim.

-We was here first.

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-Yeah.

-We are going to have to...

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OK. Well, what I would like to do, I think this is a bit sparse,

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I want to get in there,

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but let's go behind them.

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I know they've already been there, but I don't...

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They know nothing, the pair of them, honestly.

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Good plan, David. Let's see what's on offer.

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Who does that remind you of?

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Oh, Ginger!

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Ginger!

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Sellotape, James. It's very cheap

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and I think, you know, there's a mark-up.

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But what about the buffet?

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Can you name the wood, Tim?

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I'm going to call it Cyril.

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No, it's called mahogany.

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-OK. Cyril Mahogany, obviously.

-Yeah. Cyril killer.

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Cyril...!

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"Cyril killer," that's a good punch line for a joke.

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I'm going to text myself that!

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"Cyril killer." We're getting a bit off track here, aren't we?

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Yeah. You'd better get moving, chaps.

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It looks like your opponents have already found something.

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Yeah, a Benares brass tea bell.

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-15 quid!

-15 quid.

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-OK.

-It's a bell.

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Yeah. How does it work? How does it work?

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So it's got to be like...

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BELL CHIMES

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Oh... That's a good sound.

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I used to do a bit of chanting, I don't know if you...

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-Genuinely?

-Genuinely, this is not a wind-up.

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Can I ring the bell and you chant?

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Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo.

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Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. Nam-myoho-renge-kyo...

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HE GASPS

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Bit out of breath, but...

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Well, it worked on me. Yeah.

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What age do you think that is?

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Do you know what? I don't think it's a massive age.

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It feels machine-made.

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I think you're absolutely bang on.

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-Thanks.

-You can tell by the teeth there.

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There is no wear at all.

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It's even been blacked up in places to make it look like

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it's built up a kind of a patination.

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-Yeah.

-But it's the kind of thing that Buddhists would have been using for centuries.

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The design hasn't changed.

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-Yeah.

-And we know, because we've used it, it works.

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See if we can get it for a cockle.

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-A cockle?

-A cockle, yeah. Ask him if they'll do it for a cockle.

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-I'll ask him for a cockle. All right.

-You know what a cockle...?

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-I haven't got a clue, but I'll ask him.

-Cockle and hen - ten.

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-OK. Well...

-It's our only chance of...

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-I'm sure they'll understand East End.

-Yeah, lovely.

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-Shall we try a cockle?

-Yeah, let's try it.

-All right.

-OK, lovely.

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Let's see if Gail can comprehend Ricky's Cockney rhyming slang.

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£15.

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Gail, would you be interested in taking a cockle for it?

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Yes, I think we could do that. £10, yes.

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-How do you know it's £10?

-Cos Gail's clued up!

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No, that would be lovely if you've done that for us, Gail.

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I'm over the moon with that.

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-We'll be happy with that.

-Yeah.

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-Marvellous. Gail, thank you very much indeed.

-You're welcome.

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-Thanks so much.

-You're welcome.

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-Got our first purchase.

-Cheers. Thank you very much.

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Thanking you!

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Good start, but watch out -

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looks like Tim and James are on your patch.

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Gail, do us a favour.

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Could you call them over and say you'd like to show them something?

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When we get them over here, we can slip over there.

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I'll try. Tim...

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-Hi, there.

-I've got something over here I'd like to show you.

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Right, OK.

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I think your friends have just slipped over into the corner there.

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-Oh, they've done the classic pincer movement.

-Yeah.

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-And you've been part of it, Gail.

-Sorry!

-I can't believe it.

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-Good manoeuvring there, by the way.

-Yeah.

-Very good manoeuvring.

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You've got to use all the skills you've got in your armoury.

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Very sneaky! It doesn't seem to have phased them, though.

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What's this?

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Isn't it an Aussie thing?

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Didgeridoo.

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A didgeridoo, yeah.

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Saw this bloke playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo.

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And I thought, "That's Abba-riginal."

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It's got a split there.

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-But for 30 quid...

-Oh, we'd get that for 15.

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-Go for the jugular.

-Let's go.

-Have you got a joke about splits?

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Er... Yes.

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I went down my local gym - I said, "Mr Nasium..."

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I said, "Can you teach me how to do the splits?"

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He said, "How flexible are you?"

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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

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-Go on. Let's have a look.

-Let's hope Gail's got a sense of humour, eh?

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The didgeridoo is priced at £30, but just don't try and play it...

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Now, we have something here...

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..which we like.

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But there is a...

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There's one thing about it.

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-A caveat.

-A caveat.

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In that it really has a

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jolly nasty split in it.

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So, what would you like to offer?

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-£10.

-£10, yeah.

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A tenner? I don't think he'll go that low,

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but I can certainly phone and ask.

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Well, if you don't ask, you don't get.

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Hello, it's Gail.

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Hiya. Right, I've got a gentleman looking at the didgeridoo,

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and he was wondering... You've got it priced at £30.

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-Mention the...

-He was wondering...

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-There's a big split.

-..if you would do it for 10?

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What about 15? Would you go halfway?

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Aw... That sounds fair enough.

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We'll go with 15, tell him thank you very much.

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-OK. Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Bye-bye.

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That's their first buy of the trip.

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Time for Tim and James to hit the road.

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-There's their car.

-Oh... If only we had...

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-What?

-A key. Well, let's see. Might have the keys in there.

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-Shall we take it?

-Well, why not?

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Do you want to walk? It's a long way.

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-No, I don't. Go for it.

-Come on.

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Ricky's not going to be pleased with this.

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He's going to love it, don't you worry.

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It's open!

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An old car trick. There we are.

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ENGINE REVS

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You're away, well done, that man!

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Up there, turn left.

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-Ow!

-Naughty!

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Back in the shop, none the wiser, Ricky's spotted something.

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My gosh. Do you know what it is?

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Is it, like, erm, a fountain?

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You know, you press it down and the water comes out?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is.

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-Brilliant.

-Initials there...

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I mean, when you see initials like that, you often think of a monarch.

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-Yes.

-But that is not a monarch, it's not "VR" or "GR".

0:13:250:13:28

-No...

-It's "CN", so it's somebody's initials.

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CN. Yeah.

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So, erm, it's probably not

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something that you might find in a...park.

0:13:350:13:39

-Yeah.

-A public park.

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More like it's a private home.

0:13:400:13:42

55. I think we should offer him a Bobby Moore.

0:13:420:13:46

-Let me just try and work that out. A Bobby Moore?

-Yeah.

0:13:470:13:50

That's 20.

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-See?

-Am I right?

0:13:540:13:55

-Bang on - Bobby Moore, score.

-Bobby Moore, score.

0:13:550:13:58

David's catching on quickly.

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Time to talk to dealer George to see what can be done

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on the 19th-century cast-iron wall fountain.

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See this here, George, I don't want to hit you up the ribs too hard...

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but is there any chance...you would take a Bobby Moore for this?

0:14:090:14:15

-Score?

-Score? Yeah. 100%, you've got it.

0:14:150:14:18

Well, it's... It's a wee, wee bit... A wee bit cheap.

0:14:180:14:22

-OK.

-How about if we make it 25?

0:14:220:14:24

How about if we do 22.50, meet in the middle -

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-is there any chance of that?

-I think we could maybe do that, then,

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because it's been lying about in my garage for a long time now.

0:14:310:14:34

Yeah, I'd love to have that for 22.50, I'm over the moon with that.

0:14:340:14:37

-It gives me a bit of a chance.

-You should have a good chance with that.

0:14:370:14:40

George, you've been hit up the ribs, thank you.

0:14:400:14:42

-Right you are, thanks.

-Cheers, George, thanks a lot.

0:14:420:14:44

And thanks again, Gail. Cheers.

0:14:440:14:45

-You're welcome.

-Thanks again. Marvellous.

0:14:450:14:48

So polite!

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That's a total of £32.50 for the wall fountain and the Benares bell.

0:14:490:14:53

Nicely done, chaps!

0:14:530:14:55

-Where's the car, then?

-Where did I park the car?

0:14:550:14:58

-Have you got the keys?

-No, I haven't got the keys.

0:14:580:15:01

Hang on a minute. I know what's happened here.

0:15:030:15:05

-I know what's happened.

-Have you worked it out?

0:15:050:15:07

-They taken it.

-Posh mob's took it, haven't they?

-Yeah.

0:15:070:15:09

-We've been robbed, haven't we?

-You know what? We've been done.

0:15:090:15:12

Hit up the ribs by the posh mob!

0:15:120:15:14

Scandalous!

0:15:150:15:17

The least they could have done is to take it somewhere more scenic!

0:15:170:15:20

Not very James Bond!

0:15:200:15:22

-What a car.

-Incredible.

0:15:220:15:24

When I was growing up, my favourite type of car was the E-type Jaguar

0:15:240:15:28

and I think this is my first time in an E-type Jaguar,

0:15:280:15:30

never mind driving one.

0:15:300:15:31

This is my childhood dream coming true right here.

0:15:310:15:33

This is lovely.

0:15:330:15:35

I do feel a bit guilty that we have essentially stolen their car,

0:15:350:15:38

-that's the only thing.

-I don't.

0:15:380:15:40

-Don't you, at all?

-No, no, no.

0:15:400:15:42

See, I know Ricky...

0:15:420:15:43

-Why?

-Well, I know Ricky a little bit better than you...

0:15:430:15:45

-Yeah.

-And he...

0:15:450:15:47

He boxes and, you know, he might...

0:15:470:15:50

We're on dangerous ground here.

0:15:500:15:52

We are. You know, my suggestion is that at this stage,

0:15:520:15:54

we hand the money back and we just keep driving!

0:15:540:15:57

Tim and James are heading to Tynecastle Stadium,

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home to Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

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They've come to find out about the Hearts team of 1914

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and how their actions at the outbreak of World War I

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inspired many to fight for their country.

0:16:140:16:17

Chief operating officer Scott Gardiner is here

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to tell them more about this defining time in the club's history.

0:16:200:16:23

Incredible stadium to be in.

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Tell us about this amazing story that's central to this club?

0:16:270:16:29

Well, the 1914 Heart of Midlothian football team was widely regarded

0:16:290:16:34

as being one of the greatest teams that the club had had at that date,

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and were leading the league in Scotland

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when the Great War broke out.

0:16:410:16:45

Professional football, which continued throughout the war years,

0:16:450:16:47

was the subject of intense public scrutiny.

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In November 1914, a damning letter appeared in the press,

0:16:500:16:55

labelling the club the "White Feathers of Midlothian".

0:16:550:16:58

This accusation of cowardice spurred the players into action.

0:16:580:17:02

The players had a meeting without the manager being there and said,

0:17:020:17:05

"We must not take this and we must show that we're as brave as everyone else,"

0:17:050:17:10

and signed up en masse.

0:17:100:17:12

Feeling the call of duty, the players gave up their lead -

0:17:120:17:15

and the league - and this action proved inspirational.

0:17:150:17:20

Supporters of Hearts - as I say,

0:17:200:17:22

they were a very successful team at the time -

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signed up because they wanted to be in the same battalion

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-as their heroes.

-Mmm. Yeah.

0:17:270:17:30

Most of them signed up for the 16th Royal Scots.

0:17:300:17:34

Within a week, the 16th Royal Scots had enlisted 1,350 men,

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amongst them 16 Hearts players and 500 of the team's supporters.

0:17:400:17:46

You would find it difficult to imagine a football team en masse

0:17:460:17:49

in the modern age saying, "We're all off to sign up,

0:17:490:17:53

"and we're going straight to the front line."

0:17:530:17:55

Local author Tom Purdy has written about the team's transition

0:17:550:18:00

from footballers to soldiers.

0:18:000:18:01

So, what sort of training were they doing at the same time

0:18:030:18:06

as training for the football matches, then?

0:18:060:18:08

Head off into the hills, into the Pentland Hills, on night manoeuvres.

0:18:080:18:11

Come back from the night manoeuvres, six o'clock, seven o'clock in the morning.

0:18:110:18:15

-Right.

-A few hours' rest, jump on a train to go to Glasgow or Aberdeen...

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-To play football?

-To play football, yes.

0:18:190:18:21

They ended up with blisters on their feet.

0:18:210:18:24

-Right, OK.

-And as a result, their trainer, Jimmy Duckworth,

0:18:240:18:28

he went along with them on their night manoeuvres,

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to bandage up their injuries.

0:18:300:18:33

Training complete, the players and fans joined the front line

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in January 1916.

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But no amount of training could have prepared them for what was to come.

0:18:370:18:41

Over the course of the war, around 1,000 men from the 16th Battalion,

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including many Hearts players, lost their lives.

0:18:460:18:50

So, was this being relayed to the fans?

0:18:500:18:51

Were they aware of what was happening to their players?

0:18:510:18:54

Yes. Word eventually filtered back, as we very well know.

0:18:540:18:57

There was a form 108B, which always began with,

0:18:570:19:01

"I regret to inform you..."

0:19:010:19:03

-Right.

-So, the area here, around about Tynecastle, the Gorgie area,

0:19:030:19:08

this is where the main body of enlistment came from.

0:19:080:19:12

-So, the postman was not a welcome sight on your street.

-No, no.

0:19:120:19:15

There was something I was reading on the wall over there,

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in actual fact, and I'll see if I can remember, it says...

0:19:180:19:20

"On the 9th of April 1922,

0:19:200:19:22

"the Secretary of State for Scotland unveiled the war memorial."

0:19:220:19:26

-Sir Robert Munro.

-And he said...

0:19:260:19:28

"They did not hesitate to serve their country in the early days of the Great War,

0:19:280:19:31

"and their example was contagious."

0:19:310:19:33

I think that's what makes the club

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so revered the world over, because of their actions.

0:19:350:19:39

-Mmm.

-And...

0:19:390:19:41

..you know, and we won't forget them.

0:19:420:19:44

They were just ordinary men from ordinary...

0:19:440:19:46

-Boys.

-..from ordinary streets, yes.

0:19:460:19:48

Yeah.

0:19:480:19:50

We had a life, we've had a life.

0:19:500:19:52

-Mmm.

-They hadn't.

0:19:520:19:53

No, no.

0:19:530:19:55

A memorial garden was built to remember and celebrate

0:19:550:19:59

these men, who, in showing such bravery, became legends

0:19:590:20:02

of both the club and the game.

0:20:020:20:05

Meanwhile, Ricky and David

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are on their way to the town of South Queensferry.

0:20:100:20:14

It sits between the two iconic bridges on the Firth of Forth.

0:20:140:20:18

-How did they get the keys?

-Well, I left the keys in.

-Oh!

0:20:180:20:22

I'm thinking Braxton might have slipped up and dipped your pocket.

0:20:220:20:25

-But you reckon you left them in the motor!

-I left them in, yeah.

0:20:250:20:27

I tell you what, I feel shorter,

0:20:270:20:30

-I feel like I've been on a sponsored walk!

-LAUGHTER

0:20:300:20:33

Not far to go now, chaps.

0:20:330:20:34

Sea Kist sells all manner of maritime antiques.

0:20:340:20:37

Sometimes you put the cream in the window, don't you?

0:20:370:20:40

-Oh, right, yeah.

-So, it's worth just having a quick look.

-OK.

-What would you say about that duck?

0:20:400:20:44

-I actually like the duck.

-I like the duck.

-Why do you like the duck?

0:20:440:20:47

I don't know, I'm drawn to it.

0:20:470:20:48

-Yeah.

-And I never thought I'd get drawn to a duck.

0:20:480:20:51

No, I never did. That's the first duck I've been drawn to.

0:20:510:20:53

-Unless you put it in pancakes and roll it up.

-Yeah, exactly!

-But that's, that's a proper duck.

0:20:530:20:57

-Time to talk to shop owner Jenny.

-Hello, Jenny, we've met before.

0:20:570:21:00

-David Harper.

-We have, yes, nice to see you.

-Nice to meet you.

-Yes.

0:21:000:21:03

Lovely to meet you, Jenny. I'm Ricky. Good to meet you.

0:21:030:21:06

-So, is there any chance of having a look at the duck?

-I'm going to bring it out headfirst.

-OK.

-OK.

0:21:060:21:10

-Oh, right...

-Does it come in two?

-Ooh, maybe not. Oh, yeah.

0:21:100:21:13

-Oh!

-Oh, Jenny, he's a beauty!

0:21:130:21:16

-That's half a duck.

-Isn't he gorgeous? Ooh...!

-LAUGHTER

0:21:160:21:19

I don't think he's from round these parts.

0:21:190:21:21

-And that's some of his excess shells, OK?

-Oh, I see.

-I see. OK.

0:21:210:21:25

Little bit of extra duck.

0:21:250:21:27

Shellwork was extremely popular with sailors in the Victorian era.

0:21:270:21:30

Most shell art was produced by amateurs,

0:21:300:21:33

but this ambitious three-dimensional duck design is a handsome example

0:21:330:21:36

-and could have been made by anyone.

-I'm going to tell you the truth, he's freaking me out that duck,

0:21:360:21:40

it feels like it's always staring at you.

0:21:400:21:43

That's because the ticket price is £60!

0:21:430:21:46

Quackers! Anything else catch Ricky's eye?

0:21:460:21:48

What we've got is a pair of Sheffield, I would say...

0:21:480:21:52

-Yeah.

-..pewter...

0:21:520:21:53

-Yeah.

-1910-1920 candlesticks.

0:21:530:21:58

-Yeah.

-So, this has been nipped together.

0:21:580:22:01

And you've lost a little bit off yours.

0:22:010:22:04

And also, you can tell they're handmade because,

0:22:040:22:06

-see, his arm is much further over his face than that one.

-Exactly.

0:22:060:22:10

-So, it's not a machine, it's not a machine job.

-It's better, isn't it?

0:22:100:22:12

You know? I'm picking this game up good, aren't I?

0:22:120:22:15

You're good. You've got a good eye, I've got to tell you.

0:22:150:22:17

Thanks, mate. My only issue with it is obviously the damage,

0:22:170:22:20

-because I know, anything like this...

-Yep.

-..damage is massive.

0:22:200:22:23

-Very, very easily damaged, yeah.

-Yeah.

-You're not wrong, Ricky.

0:22:230:22:27

That's the pewter candlesticks and the duck on hold.

0:22:270:22:30

-What's next?

-I want to take you back to the Orient.

0:22:300:22:34

-I like that.

-I like that.

0:22:340:22:36

-I like that.

-I'm always in love with these things.

0:22:360:22:39

-I like that.

-Do you know what it is?

0:22:390:22:41

Is it a tea caddy?

0:22:410:22:43

No. Not a tea caddy. David?

0:22:430:22:46

It's called a koro, because it's Japanese.

0:22:460:22:49

-OK.

-If it was Chinese, it would be called a censer.

0:22:490:22:51

So, what you do, you drop in burning incense...

0:22:510:22:55

-Yeah.

-..keep the lid off

0:22:550:22:56

and then out would pour clouds of smoke,

0:22:560:23:00

representing the long gone, dead souls of your ancestors.

0:23:000:23:05

I'm into it, but where's all the dead people coming from?

0:23:050:23:08

It's nice. It's not... No, it's not bad.

0:23:080:23:10

-Oh, OK.

-It's celebrating those that created you.

0:23:100:23:14

So, it's a very spiritual experience, we're speaking.

0:23:140:23:18

-Yes.

-That don't say "cockle," does it? It doesn't say...

0:23:180:23:20

Jenny. Do you fancy a cockle, Jenny?

0:23:200:23:23

I think we'd have to have another half one on that at least.

0:23:240:23:27

OK. Cockle and a half for that.

0:23:270:23:29

Right. So, that's 15 quid.

0:23:300:23:33

One possible. Still tempted, though, aren't you?

0:23:330:23:36

Moving on, though - what else?

0:23:360:23:38

To give us a proper chance...

0:23:410:23:43

-OK.

-So, that would make that a bull's-eye...

-Bull's-eye.

0:23:430:23:46

-..and that a cockle.

-It's like a foreign language here!

0:23:460:23:48

-So, that's, erm... That's a bull's-eye and a cockle.

-Yeah, 60. 60.

0:23:480:23:52

-Yeah.

-Now time for the calculations, Jenny!

0:23:520:23:56

I think they're offering you £40 for the duck,

0:23:560:23:59

£10 for the candlesticks and £10 for the Japanese koro,

0:23:590:24:03

coming to a total of £60.

0:24:030:24:05

70 would be better.

0:24:050:24:07

And that's...that's good.

0:24:070:24:09

The duck's looking at me, I know I can't leave the duck.

0:24:090:24:11

-I know you can't leave the duck.

-Can we meet halfway at 65?

0:24:110:24:14

-Yeah. Yeah, why not?

-Aww.

-Oh, thank you so much.

0:24:140:24:17

-I don't know why I put my glasses on! I got so excited!

-LAUGHTER

0:24:170:24:20

-Thank you, Jenny.

-Let's have a little spiritual cuddle.

0:24:200:24:22

-Thank you so much, Jenny.

-That's a deal, then.

0:24:220:24:25

£40 for the shell-decorated duck,

0:24:250:24:27

£10 for the computer candlesticks and £15 for the koro.

0:24:270:24:31

I mean, look at this!

0:24:310:24:32

-Oh, it's a good duck!

-It's a good duck.

0:24:320:24:35

I'm proud of you, David.

0:24:350:24:36

Ooh, ducky! That's it for today. Nighty-night!

0:24:360:24:39

A new morning and a new car!

0:24:440:24:48

A red TR6 replaces yesterday's broken HMC Healey,

0:24:480:24:52

but I've got a funny feeling all is not well.

0:24:520:24:55

It was James's idea to steal the E-type.

0:24:550:24:57

Ricky...

0:25:000:25:02

it wasn't my idea. It's just, I've never stolen anything in my life,

0:25:020:25:05

I'm not proud of it.

0:25:050:25:06

Ricky?

0:25:070:25:09

Don't be like this, Ricky, I mean it's...you know...

0:25:100:25:13

Tim, I've known you for over 20 years, right?

0:25:150:25:18

Yeah.

0:25:180:25:19

You've never, ever put a foot out of place.

0:25:190:25:22

Oh, here goes.

0:25:220:25:24

You've been with this Braxton geezer five minutes, right?

0:25:240:25:27

-You're nicking cars! What's going on?!

-Well, I...

0:25:270:25:30

Off your own mate!

0:25:300:25:32

I know, I... Well, when you put it like that, it's quite surprising,

0:25:320:25:35

-I agree.

-It's a diabolical liberty, Tim!

0:25:350:25:39

Yeah, diabolical!

0:25:390:25:40

What do our experts have to say?

0:25:400:25:42

-You stole our car! You stole it!

-It was raining!

0:25:420:25:45

Yeah, well, you need to apologise to Ricky.

0:25:450:25:48

When I see Ricky, it's going to be hands-up.

0:25:480:25:50

Yeah, yeah, well, good luck! Good luck with that, James, yeah!

0:25:500:25:52

-Hands up, hands up! Couple of soft jabs!

-LAUGHTER

0:25:520:25:55

Good luck with that, James. He's quite upset, you know.

0:25:550:25:59

For the start, you made out the other motor broke down.

0:25:590:26:01

The other motor DID break down, because of the fact that the gears stopped working.

0:26:010:26:04

That's why we got this new car, look, the TB, er...

0:26:040:26:07

-TB...to be confirmed or whatever it's called. What is it?

-Yeah.

0:26:070:26:10

TR6.

0:26:100:26:12

Yesterday, Ricky and David bought like wildfire.

0:26:120:26:15

They have the Benares tea bell, the iron wall-mounted fountain,

0:26:150:26:19

the pewter candlesticks,

0:26:190:26:22

the Japanese koro and the shell-decorated duck...

0:26:220:26:24

It's freaking me out, that duck.

0:26:240:26:26

..leaving them with £302.50 to spend today.

0:26:260:26:31

Tim and James bought one item, the Australian didgeridoo... TIM BLOWS A MELODY

0:26:320:26:37

..leaving them with a huge sum of £385 to play with today.

0:26:370:26:41

Right, then, chaps - time for everyone to catch up and be friends.

0:26:410:26:46

-You keep doing that, yeah, but you're going to get one up the ribs!

-LAUGHTER

0:26:460:26:49

Oh, it's a TR6 - a bit pimped up!

0:26:490:26:51

Hey, look at that! Terribly smart, isn't it?

0:26:510:26:53

-It's a pimped-up TR6!

-Come on.

-Ricky!

0:26:530:26:57

-Ricky, how are you feeling?

-Shall I hit him now?

-LAUGHTER

0:26:570:27:00

-Quick, get him, Tim!

-While he's down!

-LAUGHTER

0:27:000:27:04

-Big Jimmy! How are you, mate?

-Very good, how are you?

0:27:040:27:07

Up the ribs, Ricky! Up the ribs!

0:27:070:27:10

It's like getting in a submarine, isn't it?

0:27:100:27:12

-Yeah, I mean...

-It's a bit like strapping into a, er...

0:27:120:27:15

-..parachute.

-See you, boys.

0:27:170:27:19

HORN HONKS

0:27:200:27:23

While Tim and James sort themselves out,

0:27:230:27:25

Ricky and David have a head start.

0:27:250:27:27

Both teams are heading to the Leith area of Edinburgh.

0:27:270:27:30

Out of all the roles I've done,

0:27:320:27:33

and I've sort of won some awards for stuff and that,

0:27:330:27:36

when you're from the East End, to be in EastEnders...

0:27:360:27:40

-Yeah.

-..you've cracked it.

-Yeah.

-It's like, all my family,

0:27:400:27:43

they're not interested in anything else I've done.

0:27:430:27:46

-No.

-You know, forget all the other things there are a bit highbrow and

0:27:460:27:49

a bit different. EastEnders, Andrew Cotton, they're all like,

0:27:490:27:53

-"Oh, he's cracked it!"

-"He's done it!"

-"You seen Ricky? You seen him on there?"

0:27:530:27:57

-Yeah.

-"Oh, Andrew Cotton - he's one of your own!"

0:27:570:28:00

-That's brilliant!

-Yeah.

0:28:000:28:02

-You'd be good on EastEnders, with that jacket.

-LAUGHTER

0:28:020:28:05

-That's all I need. A jacket...

-I tell you what, Davey...

0:28:050:28:07

-Look, Davey...

-Davey?

-Dave, Dave...

-Yeah.

-Davey.

-I could open a car lot!

0:28:070:28:11

-Davey Harper.

-Yeah!

-LAUGHTER

0:28:110:28:14

Davey 'arper! I think not!

0:28:140:28:17

Let's check in with Tim and James.

0:28:190:28:21

We've bought one thing, haven't we, James?

0:28:210:28:23

-Yeah, we're doing well.

-But are we, though?

0:28:230:28:26

Now we're on our own, you can talk to me honestly.

0:28:260:28:29

Yeah. I think we've got to spend up, chief.

0:28:290:28:31

We need to spend serious money to make serious money.

0:28:310:28:34

-Right.

-Sounds like a plan.

0:28:340:28:36

Both teams are heading to Edinburgh Antiques Centre, and true to form,

0:28:360:28:40

Tim and James have arrived first.

0:28:400:28:42

-I can tell this is the location...

-This is...

-..where we win.

0:28:420:28:45

-This is the magic. This is...

-Just give me two hours to get this safety belt off...

0:28:450:28:49

-LAUGHTER

-..and I'll meet you in there round about dinner time!

0:28:490:28:52

Come on, get a move on!

0:28:520:28:55

There's plenty to see, and you've only bought one item so far.

0:28:550:28:59

Anything that catches your eye?

0:28:590:29:01

So, there's lots of silver and lots of clocks.

0:29:010:29:03

OK. I'm looking at something that, from here, looks like a small set of

0:29:030:29:06

-bellows on a tripod.

-Yeah.

0:29:060:29:08

-What is it?

-Looks like a lemon press to me.

0:29:080:29:11

Most likely Edwardian.

0:29:110:29:12

-We can certainly try and squeeze it in.

-Oh, Tim!

0:29:120:29:17

Does it work? You know, you should be able to take that out for fairly

0:29:170:29:20

easy cleaning, shouldn't you? Ooh, here we are.

0:29:200:29:22

-Look, it's functional.

-Oh, yeah.

-So, you take that out, you clean it.

0:29:220:29:26

So it is...it's not faux. Nice tight fit there.

0:29:260:29:29

It works, doesn't it?

0:29:290:29:31

I think this could be the moment we buy something quite quick.

0:29:310:29:35

Let's hope so. The lemon press is priced at £75.

0:29:350:29:39

Campbell is on hand to help.

0:29:390:29:41

-It's beautiful, we like it a lot.

-Mm-hmm.

-What would you say to £25?

0:29:410:29:44

-LAUGHTER

-Ooh! I would say that's probably a little low.

0:29:440:29:48

-Is it?

-If you can knock it up slightly?

0:29:480:29:50

-What would you knock it up to?

-LAUGHTER

0:29:500:29:52

45.

0:29:540:29:55

I think, touch hands, what, around 40?

0:29:560:29:59

-£40 on a deal?

-£40 is a deal.

0:29:590:30:01

-Super.

-No problem.

-Excellent. Well done. Very good purchase.

0:30:010:30:04

-We squeezed that out of him, didn't we?

-LAUGHTER

0:30:040:30:07

-Thank you. I hope you're not bitter about that!

-LAUGHTER

0:30:070:30:10

That WAS quick! And look who's just arrived!

0:30:100:30:12

This is ridiculous!

0:30:140:30:15

Do you know what? I hope they've left THEIR keys in, cos I'm taking their motor.

0:30:150:30:18

Let's have a look. Keys are in.

0:30:180:30:20

-Keys are out.

-I know what I'm going to do.

-LAUGHTER

0:30:220:30:25

What's that? Oh! It's James Braxton's.

0:30:250:30:27

-Get it on!

-It's a lovely bit of carving.

-Yeah.

0:30:270:30:30

Always, when buying something, always measure the weight.

0:30:300:30:32

-Oh, hello.

-How are you boys?

-Always measure... Oh, hello!

0:30:320:30:36

-Very well, thank you.

-Hi, team.

-Ooh, hang on.

0:30:360:30:38

Ooh. What did you...? How...?

0:30:380:30:41

These aren't yours to give.

0:30:410:30:43

We saw them, we stole them, we regretted it.

0:30:430:30:46

We thought, "We're too good for that king of thing."

0:30:460:30:48

-We are too good, yeah.

-Where did you get that...?

0:30:480:30:51

-That?

-I got this in the East End.

0:30:510:30:53

-Yeah.

-Didn't have him down as a cravat man.

0:30:530:30:56

No, I was once skiing through Tie Rack and fell down an 80ft cravat.

0:30:560:31:00

-That's one of my jokes.

-LAUGHTER

0:31:000:31:02

-And that's why you're on Antiques Road Trip!

-Exactly!

0:31:020:31:05

-That's exactly right!

-Yeah.

-Now, now, boys!

0:31:050:31:08

This shop's big enough for the both of you.

0:31:080:31:11

-I can't believe it.

-Look at this.

0:31:110:31:13

What'll catch the latecomers' attention?

0:31:130:31:16

Whoa! Hold tight.

0:31:160:31:19

-Oriental.

-That's a bit of me, isn't it?

0:31:190:31:21

It's a bit of you. I think it's a marriage thing.

0:31:210:31:24

-I think it's celebrating a marriage.

-Is that something you'd wear?

0:31:240:31:27

No, I don't think you'd wear it, I think it's been made to hang.

0:31:270:31:30

-What, are you saying it's too tight for me?

-We could wrap that round you, Ricky!

0:31:300:31:33

-Easy!

-It would get round me, wouldn't it?

-Yeah!

0:31:330:31:35

Is it on the back as well? Oh, look at that, it's painted on the back.

0:31:350:31:38

Oh, look at that. That is proper.

0:31:380:31:40

That's hand-painted silk, yeah.

0:31:400:31:42

-Is it?

-Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's well and truly...

0:31:420:31:46

degraded over at least 100 years.

0:31:460:31:48

-It's at least 100 years old.

-But that's a bit of cream, though, isn't it?

-I like it.

0:31:480:31:53

Ceremonial drapes decorated with auspicious symbols have been part

0:31:530:31:57

of Chinese culture for millennia.

0:31:570:32:00

Elsewhere in the shop, Tim and James have found something THEY like.

0:32:000:32:04

-Who does that remind you of?

-Ricky.

-Ricky!

-LAUGHTER

0:32:040:32:09

-Campbell...

-Yes.

-..there's all sorts of stuff in here.

0:32:090:32:11

-We love it.

-Lovely stuff.

-We'll give you £100 for the lot.

-LAUGHTER

0:32:110:32:15

What's that there? That thing there?

0:32:150:32:17

They're a pair of magnification goggles.

0:32:170:32:19

They give the wearer an enlarged view.

0:32:190:32:21

I'll get it out.

0:32:210:32:23

The ticket price is £40.

0:32:230:32:26

I'll do my James impression while you're doing that.

0:32:260:32:28

"Hello. I'm wondering whether you could play table tennis."

0:32:280:32:31

LAUGHTER

0:32:310:32:34

Sorry, but I'm buying that if no-one else is!

0:32:340:32:36

That's fantastic, look at that!

0:32:360:32:38

You look like a... You look like a bottlenose dolphin that's just come

0:32:380:32:41

-out of the opticians!

-LAUGHTER

0:32:410:32:43

-I must say, many hours of fun with this.

-LAUGHTER

0:32:430:32:47

Can I try them on, please? And it comes with a box as well, doesn't it?

0:32:500:32:53

-Yeah, there's a box there as well, yes.

-Many hours of fun!

0:32:530:32:55

LAUGHTER

0:32:550:32:59

I think you've almost created a new specie!

0:32:590:33:01

-I think I need to change my prescription, Doctor!

-LAUGHTER

0:33:010:33:06

-Campbell.

-Yeah.

-No need to come forward like that,

0:33:070:33:10

-step backwards, please.

-LAUGHTER

0:33:100:33:12

Erm, how do you feel about, erm... How do you feel about 25?

0:33:120:33:15

-Ooh, it's a little bit low, a little bit low.

-Is it? Yeah.

0:33:150:33:18

Erm, how about 30?

0:33:180:33:20

-That's close, but then everything's close when you're wearing these!

-LAUGHTER

0:33:200:33:24

I think...

0:33:260:33:28

-30, did you say?

-30, yeah.

0:33:280:33:30

-For some reason, this is affecting my hearing!

-LAUGHTER

0:33:300:33:33

I think we'll go for 30, that's very kind of you.

0:33:350:33:38

-Where are you?

-What am I shaking?

-LAUGHTER

0:33:380:33:42

Pull yourselves together!

0:33:420:33:44

Let's see if Ricky and David are having as much fun.

0:33:440:33:46

-And so...

-What are you looking at?

0:33:460:33:49

-Here it is.

-DAVID LAUGHS

0:33:490:33:52

-Oh, my gosh!

-Can you see what I'm saying?

0:33:520:33:54

-Gosh!

-This is the cast of a gorilla skull.

0:33:540:33:56

Interestingly, casts of ape skulls have been key to anthropology

0:33:560:33:59

research for centuries. David, oh! Open wide.

0:33:590:34:04

-It's not a real one.

-No, which you, which... I wouldn't want a real one.

0:34:040:34:07

No.

0:34:070:34:09

-Who does this look like?

-That's amazing!

0:34:090:34:11

That's amazing. All right, James, how are you?

0:34:110:34:13

-Especially with the cravat.

-LAUGHTER

0:34:130:34:15

-That's James Braxton!

-Don't let him hear.

0:34:170:34:18

-What?

-Don't let him hear.

0:34:180:34:20

-I like this.

-I like that.

0:34:200:34:21

The thing is, I can't tell you anything about this,

0:34:210:34:24

because all I know, it's a model of a gorilla's skull.

0:34:240:34:27

But what is it that you're drawn to?

0:34:270:34:30

Well, there's just something about it.

0:34:300:34:32

And my old nan, she used to say I was like a silverback.

0:34:320:34:36

-Yeah.

-You know, she did, when I was young,

0:34:360:34:38

because I was always very strong...

0:34:380:34:39

-Yeah.

-..and she used to say, "Look at him, he's like a silverback"!

-LAUGHTER

0:34:390:34:42

And that's what drew me to it, and I thought, "You know what?

0:34:420:34:46

-"Let's give it a go."

-Well, you can't argue with that, can you?

0:34:460:34:49

The cast of the gorilla skull is priced at £295.

0:34:490:34:53

Time to take a seat with dealer Drew, to see what can be done.

0:34:530:34:57

So, Drew, we're in a bit of trouble, aren't we?

0:34:570:34:59

We're in a little bit of schtuck.

0:34:590:35:01

-Yeah.

-I like this, I really want this...

0:35:010:35:04

-OK.

-..but I've also seen...

0:35:040:35:07

out there, hanging on the wall,

0:35:070:35:09

a bit of Chinese thing going on.

0:35:090:35:11

I don't know whether it's a bit of clothing or what it is.

0:35:110:35:13

What was the Chinese thing up for?

0:35:130:35:16

It was up for 500.

0:35:160:35:17

So, it's up for a monkey.

0:35:170:35:19

This is all I've got left in the world, Drew.

0:35:190:35:21

-I've got £2.50 there.

-Uh-huh.

0:35:220:35:24

We don't need to mention that, Drew.

0:35:240:35:26

-Oh, right.

-That's your...

0:35:260:35:28

-To anybody.

-That's... That's for you, right?

-Ah.

0:35:280:35:30

That there, my friend...

0:35:300:35:33

-is 300 quid, it's a carpet.

-It's a carpet, mate, it's a carpet.

0:35:330:35:36

-Right.

-In readies, now.

0:35:360:35:38

Is there any way...

0:35:380:35:40

you could help us out and give us a chance at this auction?

0:35:400:35:43

I think we can make the carpet magic

0:35:430:35:46

-and make it work for you.

-O-o-o-oh!

0:35:460:35:48

-It's a deal.

-Make the carpet magic!

0:35:480:35:50

-Yeah.

-Magic moment.

-Good man, Drew.

0:35:500:35:52

-Do you know what?

-You've blown everything.

0:35:520:35:54

-I'm welling up. I'm welling up, mate.

-LAUGHTER

0:35:540:35:57

He's going to cry. That's the cast of the gorilla skull for £102.50,

0:35:580:36:03

and £200 for the Chinese silk drape,

0:36:030:36:05

making the drape Ricky's biggest spend of the trip.

0:36:050:36:08

That's, chaps, your lot.

0:36:080:36:11

-Who's driving?

-You!

0:36:110:36:13

Let's check in now with Tim and James.

0:36:150:36:17

Ooh! Ooh! Hey.

0:36:180:36:20

What have we got here?

0:36:200:36:22

Well, this is, er, some sort of coronation coach.

0:36:220:36:25

-Quite heavy, that, isn't it?

-Mmm.

0:36:250:36:27

Now, that's the Queen's coach, isn't it?

0:36:270:36:29

-That's that special coach.

-Yes, exactly.

0:36:290:36:31

-She's in there.

-Is she?

0:36:310:36:33

-Oh, there she is.

-The Queen once came up to me, and she went...

0:36:330:36:36

# God save our gracious Queen. #

0:36:360:36:39

I said, "You've changed your tune."

0:36:390:36:40

LAUGHTER

0:36:400:36:42

-Ah!

-So, you just push that in.

0:36:440:36:46

It's got all its chains, hasn't it?

0:36:460:36:49

And that just threads, and that goes, hooks onto that hook there.

0:36:490:36:53

Produced en masse,

0:36:530:36:54

commemorative coaches like these have little rarity.

0:36:540:36:58

However, the original box and overall good condition

0:36:580:37:00

should go a long way towards tempting collectors at the auction.

0:37:000:37:03

Priced at £100, let's see if they can do a deal with Campbell.

0:37:030:37:07

We are interested in this item,

0:37:070:37:10

the coronation coach.

0:37:100:37:13

When was that? 1952, was it?

0:37:130:37:14

-No, we're interested in it now, aren't we?

-LAUGHTER

0:37:140:37:17

-Um, yeah.

-Actually, the coronation was in 1953, James!

0:37:170:37:20

I'd give you £30 for that.

0:37:200:37:22

More like 70.

0:37:240:37:25

I'm going to say, erm, I'm going to say £45.

0:37:270:37:30

65.

0:37:310:37:32

-£46, then.

-LAUGHTER

0:37:390:37:40

-No. £50?

-I think we'll have a deal at £50.

0:37:420:37:44

-OK, wonderful. Thank you.

-Wonderful.

-Fantastic.

-Excellent. Thank you so much.

0:37:440:37:47

-Thank you, Campbell.

-All-in,

0:37:470:37:49

that's £120 for a bumper haul of three items.

0:37:490:37:52

-Campbell, it's been a delight, thank you so much.

-Really fabulous, thank you very much indeed.

0:37:530:37:57

Meanwhile, Ricky and David are meandering their way through Leith.

0:37:570:38:01

Once upon a time, Leith was known for its port.

0:38:010:38:04

Today, it's the area's association with pugilism that's going to get

0:38:040:38:08

these boys excited.

0:38:080:38:09

Ricky, because you've been a great travel companion...

0:38:090:38:12

-Yes?

-..I've got a super surprise for you.

0:38:120:38:15

-Brilliant.

-I'm going to take you somewhere very special.

0:38:150:38:18

We're going to go and visit the oldest

0:38:180:38:20

amateur boxing club in Scotland.

0:38:200:38:23

Oh, that's brilliant!

0:38:230:38:24

Over the years,

0:38:240:38:25

the Leith Victoria Amateur Athletics Club has trained many triumphant

0:38:250:38:29

fighters. The club was created in hard times by even harder men

0:38:290:38:33

and against the odds, still survives to this day.

0:38:330:38:37

Now, this is your world now, Ricky.

0:38:370:38:39

Over to you, this one.

0:38:390:38:41

This looks like a proper boxing gym.

0:38:410:38:43

I'm liking it already.

0:38:430:38:45

Here to tell the lads more about the club's history is current club

0:38:450:38:49

secretary Douglas Fraser, a member himself for over 60 years.

0:38:490:38:53

I love it, Dougie.

0:38:540:38:55

It's proper old school.

0:38:550:38:56

How long have you been going?

0:38:560:38:58

We've been going as a boxing club since 1919.

0:38:580:39:02

We're Scotland's oldest boxing club.

0:39:020:39:04

So, you're talking about nearly 100 years ago,

0:39:040:39:06

when it was a tough place, right?

0:39:060:39:08

The area of Leith was a very, very deprived area.

0:39:080:39:11

The kids that that used to play in the street, this was...

0:39:110:39:15

The Leith Victoria was one of the clubs that they could go to,

0:39:150:39:18

to get off the street and, you know, behave themselves.

0:39:180:39:21

-Sort themselves out.

-And we had many, many kids that used to come in

0:39:210:39:24

here that was bad kids from schools

0:39:240:39:27

and, you know, used to be in trouble,

0:39:270:39:29

and we'd turn them into proper men.

0:39:290:39:32

The end of the Great War left Leith with high rates of crime and

0:39:320:39:36

unemployment, and shipbuilding presented one of the few employment

0:39:360:39:39

opportunities.

0:39:390:39:41

So, who was it that got this club off the ground?

0:39:410:39:44

It was basically one shipbuilder by the name of Tancy Lee,

0:39:440:39:48

who at the time was a professional boxer.

0:39:480:39:51

He was also the first man to win a Lonsdale belt outright.

0:39:510:39:55

And although we are still known as an amateur athletic club,

0:39:550:39:59

he started the actual boxing section.

0:39:590:40:01

Under the stewardship of Tancy Lee, who was also an experienced coach,

0:40:010:40:06

boxing quickly became the focus.

0:40:060:40:08

He brought in two other coaches - Curly Paterson and Nasher Ness.

0:40:080:40:13

Nasher Ness! Tancy Lee!

0:40:130:40:15

I mean, what else could you be, other than a fighter,

0:40:150:40:17

-with a name like that?

-Yeah, yep.

-Did you have a name, Ricky, when you were fighting?

0:40:170:40:21

My, my boxing name was Ricky "Goodnight" Grover.

0:40:210:40:24

-LAUGHTER

-Why the "Goodnight", Ricky?

0:40:240:40:27

Well, what I used to do, I used to cue them up,

0:40:270:40:29

and as I see them wobble a little bit,

0:40:290:40:30

I used to go, crack! "Goodnight!"

0:40:300:40:32

-You know? Didn't always work, but...

-LAUGHTER

0:40:320:40:35

Tancy's most successful protege was Johnny Hill.

0:40:350:40:39

Born in Leith in 1905,

0:40:390:40:40

Johnny was only 19 years old when he exploded onto the boxing scene.

0:40:400:40:45

In 1928, he went to Clapton Orient's football ground,

0:40:450:40:49

boxed an American called Newsboy Brown...

0:40:490:40:51

-Ah.

-..and after 15 rounds,

0:40:510:40:53

-he won on points and brought the title back to Scotland.

-Yeah.

0:40:530:40:56

That victory meant that Johnny Hill became Scotland's first

0:40:560:41:00

World Champion. The success stories continue to this day,

0:41:000:41:04

with the club boasting two World Champions,

0:41:040:41:06

three Olympic medallists and five Commonwealth Games winners.

0:41:060:41:10

Despite its success, the club has remained true to its roots

0:41:100:41:14

and to this day, still strives to serve the local community.

0:41:140:41:18

In 1919, our constitution was written up

0:41:180:41:21

and it's still the same one today.

0:41:210:41:23

From day one, if you have a boy or girl coming through the door that

0:41:230:41:26

doesn't have any money, we will still take them through the door.

0:41:260:41:30

That's brilliant.

0:41:300:41:32

-And funnily enough, I have not got a shilling left, right?

-That's true!

-LAUGHTER

0:41:320:41:36

But I'm here, and I'm going to show my Davey,

0:41:360:41:38

-I promised him.

-Yeah.

-I'm going to show him how to put a little combo together.

0:41:380:41:42

-Yeah.

-A little spiteful one up the ribs.

0:41:420:41:44

-Yeah.

-You know what I'm talking about, Doug, don't ya?

-Yeah,

0:41:440:41:46

-definitely, yeah.

-Is that all right, mate? Can I do a bit?

0:41:460:41:48

-Let's go, guys. We'll get you ready.

-Oh, I'm ready!

0:41:480:41:50

MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor

0:41:520:41:55

Ay, ay! Ay, ay!

0:42:090:42:10

In the red corner, Ricky "Goodnight" Grover! CHEERING

0:42:120:42:16

And in the blue corner, David "The Haggler" Harper!

0:42:170:42:21

What are you going to teach me, Ricky?

0:42:240:42:26

-The shot I've been talking about.

-Yeah.

-Hit them up the ribs, right?

0:42:260:42:28

-Yeah.

-So, that was a metaphor.

0:42:280:42:30

-Now I'm going to show you how to do it.

-All right, do it.

0:42:300:42:31

-A little bit square on, Davey.

-OK.

-A little bit square on.

0:42:310:42:34

That's nice. Show me your shoulder.

0:42:340:42:35

-I'll get you some gloves.

-Like that?

0:42:350:42:37

I don't need gloves.

0:42:370:42:38

Argh!

0:42:400:42:41

Yeah, that was it.

0:42:420:42:44

Right. Back to the job in hand.

0:42:490:42:52

There's antiques to buy. Let's catch up with Tim and James,

0:42:520:42:56

who are heading to nearby Newington.

0:42:560:42:58

Do you have to be funny to get...

0:42:580:43:00

To have a voice within the family dynamics?

0:43:000:43:03

Oh, in the family? Well, I'm the middle child, so, you know...

0:43:030:43:06

-Oh, I see.

-The middle child's always sort of...

0:43:060:43:07

-Seeking affection.

-Yeah, exactly, yeah.

0:43:070:43:10

When did they winkle you out of the house, then?

0:43:100:43:12

Well, I was shoehorned out in the...

0:43:120:43:15

-Well, it was the middle of last year.

-LAUGHTER

0:43:150:43:17

My mum would like me to take the washing round to...

0:43:190:43:22

I draw the line at that. I say, "Look, Mum, you know..."

0:43:220:43:25

-Could you pick it up?

-"I can't start bringing...

-LAUGHTER

0:43:250:43:28

No, not you as well, James!

0:43:280:43:30

Their next port of call is Alan KL Jackson Antiques and Curios.

0:43:310:43:36

Shopkeeper Ricky is on hand to help.

0:43:360:43:38

-James.

-I'm Ricky.

-Ricky.

-Nice to meet you.

0:43:380:43:41

I wonder where Alan is?

0:43:410:43:43

Lurking.

0:43:430:43:44

Just got a job in a bowling alley.

0:43:480:43:49

He said, "Ten pin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

0:43:490:43:52

I didn't tell you that I've recently got a job as a spout for a teapot.

0:43:520:43:57

-Have you?

-Yeah. I'm the pourer for it.

0:43:570:43:59

LAUGHTER

0:43:590:44:01

It's just drip-feeding.

0:44:010:44:02

What about paintings?

0:44:030:44:05

Is there anything that your eye is drawn to?

0:44:050:44:07

What about...?

0:44:080:44:10

It's not a Fox, is it, that one?

0:44:100:44:12

It IS a Fox!

0:44:120:44:14

-How much have you got on that picture?

-£70.

0:44:140:44:16

Where's the fox, in the right-hand corner?

0:44:220:44:24

-No, it's the name of the artist.

-Oh, I see, I've been looking for a fox.

0:44:240:44:26

-So, it's Fox.

-Oh, right.

-But it's also got foxy, which is damp,

0:44:260:44:30

-on the thing.

-Yeah.

-Do you like it, or does it leave you cold?

0:44:300:44:34

Well, it's a...

0:44:340:44:36

I wouldn't say leaving me cold. It leaves me...

0:44:360:44:41

old. It leaves me old.

0:44:410:44:43

OK. How about cold?

0:44:430:44:45

-So... Ooh.

-That's quite nice.

0:44:460:44:48

-That's a nice chair.

-It's a lovely chair.

0:44:480:44:50

-It's priced...

-What? How much?

0:44:500:44:53

-..expensively.

-How much?

0:44:530:44:55

£1,740.

0:44:550:44:57

No, no, no, no. That's circa 1740.

0:44:570:45:01

-Oh, is it?

-George II.

-LAUGHTER

0:45:010:45:03

-A genuine mistake.

-Yeah.

-A genuine antique

0:45:030:45:06

from the 18th-century.

0:45:060:45:07

The ticket price is £240.

0:45:070:45:09

Folding.

0:45:090:45:11

So, George II was about 1727 to about 1760.

0:45:110:45:14

Was it? Yeah.

0:45:180:45:19

240, Ricky. Whoa!

0:45:220:45:24

150 would buy it.

0:45:240:45:25

That's already £90 off.

0:45:250:45:28

I tell you what, it's got a nice wide seat.

0:45:280:45:30

People used to have larger bottoms years ago.

0:45:300:45:32

The other day, someone said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio?"

0:45:320:45:35

I said, "Well, what's so good about it?"

0:45:350:45:37

LAUGHTER

0:45:370:45:39

But for that reason, I feel like this...

0:45:410:45:43

I'd like, I'd quite like this chair, but I do feel as though...

0:45:430:45:46

And don't get me wrong, the 100 was...

0:45:460:45:48

-I feel as though...

-LAUGHTER

0:45:480:45:51

100 is a teeny bit overpriced, because when you brought...

0:45:510:45:54

-It was 150.

-Well, it... It was 150, was it?

0:45:540:45:58

-Good, good...

-That's not so bad, weirdly.

0:45:580:46:00

LAUGHTER

0:46:000:46:02

Remember the total we paid at the last place we went?

0:46:020:46:05

Yes. I do.

0:46:060:46:08

We can certainly put it to him.

0:46:080:46:10

I think we should put it to him.

0:46:100:46:11

-I think he might...

-£120...

0:46:110:46:12

Might be well a handshake out of it.

0:46:120:46:15

..and you've got a deal. £120, we hand you the hard cash.

0:46:150:46:18

I'll tell you what, 130 and it gives me a small profit,

0:46:180:46:21

then it works.

0:46:210:46:22

Let's shake the man's hand at 130.

0:46:240:46:25

-Come on, let's do it.

-Shall we do that?

-I think we do it.

0:46:250:46:28

-I think he's...

-Extend the hand of friendship.

0:46:280:46:30

-I think we should.

-Extend the hand.

0:46:300:46:32

-Thank you, sir.

-Well done, Ricky.

0:46:320:46:34

That's the mahogany chair bought for £130.

0:46:340:46:37

A big purchase, but let's hope it pays off.

0:46:370:46:40

So, that's the shopping complete for this trip.

0:46:400:46:42

Now, let's see if we can guess what one another have bought, shall we?

0:46:420:46:46

See that thing over there, shaped like a chair?

0:46:460:46:48

-Yeah.

-I can't tell you what that is.

-LAUGHTER

0:46:480:46:51

-What do you think it is, Ricky?

-Shall we reveal?

0:46:520:46:54

Go on, you do it, you go first.

0:46:540:46:55

-Here we go.

-Ooh!

0:46:550:46:57

-Ooh!

-Oh!

-There we are.

0:46:570:46:58

-I'm feeling better now.

-I'm feeling great!

0:46:580:47:00

-I'm feeling better now!

-LAUGHTER

0:47:000:47:02

That's a, er...

0:47:050:47:06

-Nepalese tent pole. No, what is it again?

-Didgeridoo.

0:47:060:47:08

-Didgeridoo, yeah.

-That's not even a didgeridoo.

0:47:080:47:11

It has to look more like a baseball bat, isn't it?

0:47:110:47:13

-Well, we didn't clarify that, but...

-That's like a Babe Ruth,

0:47:130:47:16

-isn't it?

-LAUGHTER

0:47:160:47:19

You can put a flame in it as well and it doubles up as a...

0:47:190:47:21

-As one of those Olympic torch things.

-LAUGHTER

0:47:210:47:23

So, it's got...

0:47:230:47:25

-It's multipurpose. But there we are. There's that.

-It's lovely.

0:47:250:47:27

We've got this, which... This is very exciting.

0:47:270:47:29

It's actually a lemon squeezer.

0:47:290:47:31

-Oh, right.

-Victorian. Is it Victorian?

0:47:310:47:33

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Victoria lemon squeezer.

0:47:330:47:36

-That's the, that's the Queen's.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:47:360:47:39

And this is something that's used by people for when they want to see

0:47:390:47:43

-something really close.

-LAUGHTER

0:47:430:47:45

How do I look?

0:47:450:47:47

-Stay over there and say that.

-LAUGHTER

0:47:470:47:50

-Very, very interesting.

-And we've got a chair.

0:47:500:47:52

-And a chair.

-But we want to see what stuff is on the losing table.

0:47:520:47:55

Are you going to play us in, Tim?

0:47:550:47:56

-Right, oh, good idea, yeah, here we go.

-HE VOICES FANFARE

0:47:560:47:59

LAUGHTER

0:47:590:48:01

Right, Ricky.

0:48:010:48:02

-Wow! There we are!

-There you go. Knock yourselves out.

0:48:020:48:05

-What in Heaven's name...?

-LAUGHTER

0:48:050:48:07

What's this here? What's that?

0:48:070:48:09

-We loved that, Ricky, didn't we?

-Oh, we loved that.

0:48:090:48:11

Yeah. It's a shell duck.

0:48:110:48:12

-Shell duck?

-It's a shell duck, yeah.

0:48:120:48:13

Have you never seen a shell duck before?

0:48:130:48:15

-No.

-No? I wonder why.

-LAUGHTER

0:48:150:48:18

-What is that?

-It's a pottery model of a gorilla skull.

0:48:180:48:22

-It's not an actual skull?

-No, no.

0:48:220:48:24

-You see, that is an actual lemon squeezer, it's not a model of one.

-LAUGHTER

0:48:240:48:28

-And what's that thing there?

-It's like a...

-It's a fountain.

-Yeah, it's a...

0:48:310:48:34

-It's lovely, isn't it?

-I like that, actually.

-Yeah.

0:48:340:48:37

And I've got a big Chinese thing that you hang on the wall,

0:48:370:48:39

but cos it's very delicate, cos it's worth a lot of money...

0:48:390:48:41

-Yeah.

-..we've had to, that's got to go straight to the auction.

0:48:410:48:44

They've got an incense burner as well.

0:48:440:48:45

-Yeah, we've got an incense burner.

-Oh, we've got the lot.

0:48:450:48:47

-Very well done.

-Well, I think we should meet at the auction, then,

0:48:470:48:50

-shouldn't we?

-Yeah.

-We'll see you there.

0:48:500:48:52

-Game on!

-Indeed!

0:48:520:48:53

Come on, now - time to spill the beans.

0:48:550:48:58

I think we're going to absolutely massacre them.

0:48:580:49:00

I can't believe what they've bought.

0:49:000:49:02

That's the sort of thing I would buy, is that duck.

0:49:020:49:05

-Would you?

-Well, yeah, but I mean, not a lot of people...

0:49:050:49:08

are like me, with the taste of the rubbish that I want to buy.

0:49:080:49:10

-I mean...

-That's chair is unbelievable, isn't it?!

0:49:100:49:13

Tim, I mean, he's posh, he stayed on at school and everything.

0:49:130:49:16

-Yeah.

-But I think we've got this one.

0:49:160:49:17

I feel confident.

0:49:170:49:19

-Great, OK.

-After the auction, we can reappraise, can't we?

0:49:190:49:22

Yeah, we can. Well, you can carry on doing the job you're doing

0:49:220:49:24

-and I can realise it's not my strength.

-LAUGHTER

0:49:240:49:26

After starting out in Inverkeithing,

0:49:270:49:30

our celebrities and experts have travelled south across the border

0:49:300:49:33

-for an auction in Wooler.

-Your bottle's going, isn't it?

0:49:330:49:35

-Tell the truth.

-Well, I have a slight fever about the chair,

0:49:350:49:39

-that's true.

-LAUGHTER

0:49:390:49:41

If your bottle IS going, if you want me to try and help you out,

0:49:410:49:43

cos I feel a bit embarrassed for you, I'll give you the shell duck.

0:49:430:49:47

My bottle is perfectly intact, thank you very much.

0:49:470:49:50

We may not make a lot of money, we may even lose money,

0:49:500:49:52

but I think we'll do a little bit better than you.

0:49:520:49:54

RICKY LAUGHS

0:49:540:49:56

Confidence all round, then?

0:49:570:49:59

Now, do I hear the limping sound of an exhaust?

0:49:590:50:02

I can hear a triumph TR6.

0:50:020:50:04

-I can see it!

-Here they come, look at that!

0:50:040:50:07

-Oh!

-What a pair of thumping studs. Don't they look fantastic?

0:50:070:50:11

-Go on, Ricky, get out!

-LAUGHTER

0:50:110:50:13

-It's the auction!

-LAUGHTER

0:50:140:50:17

-Yes!

-He's a trick...

-Let's get inside!

0:50:180:50:21

Get in there!

0:50:210:50:23

I didn't think you were going to make it.

0:50:230:50:25

Ricky and David went all-out,

0:50:260:50:28

spending their full £400 on six - yes, six - auction lots.

0:50:280:50:32

While Tim and James were a little more conservative,

0:50:340:50:37

spending £265 on five auction lots.

0:50:370:50:40

Jim Railton is the man in charge today.

0:50:420:50:45

What does he make of our purchases?

0:50:450:50:46

£110...

0:50:460:50:48

The Chinese hanging is very distressed, alas.

0:50:480:50:51

If it wasn't so distressed, it would almost be a museum piece,

0:50:510:50:54

but it's a good thing, and hanging on someone's wall,

0:50:540:50:57

it's a bit of history. The mahogany chair is a period chair,

0:50:570:51:00

lovely dense, heavy mahogany.

0:51:000:51:02

Proper period piece, it's a real antique.

0:51:020:51:04

-So, that should make £100.

-Oh, yeah?

0:51:040:51:06

As well as buyers in the room, today's auction is also online.

0:51:060:51:10

Time to take a seat, gents.

0:51:100:51:12

-Very excited.

-Are you excited?

0:51:120:51:13

Yeah, very, yeah.

0:51:130:51:15

First up, we have Ricky's Benares bell,

0:51:150:51:17

and the Japanese incense burner.

0:51:170:51:20

Start me at £30 anywhere?

0:51:200:51:21

Go on.

0:51:210:51:23

-£10 anywhere?

-He's doing it deliberately.

0:51:230:51:25

-£10 I'm bid. 12...

-Oh, well done.

-14.

0:51:250:51:27

16. 18.

0:51:270:51:30

-You're at 20.

-OK, keep it going.

-Do you want to go 22? 24?

0:51:300:51:33

-24, 26. 28.

-Go on.

-Go on.

0:51:330:51:37

Do you want to go 30, sir?

0:51:370:51:38

-Go on.

-£30. 35.

-Yes!

-35, here we go!

0:51:380:51:41

-40.

-Here we go.

0:51:410:51:42

45?

0:51:420:51:44

Close the lid on your computer!

0:51:440:51:45

£40, I'm going to close it.

0:51:460:51:48

At £40.

0:51:480:51:50

Not bad. That's a £15 profit.

0:51:500:51:53

That's all right, isn't it, Ricky?

0:51:530:51:54

-Yeah.

-Good start, good start.

0:51:540:51:56

Tim's didgeridoo is next.

0:51:560:51:58

I'd like to start the bidding at £26.

0:51:580:52:01

-Oh!

-28 anywhere in the room?

0:52:010:52:03

26, 28, 30.

0:52:030:52:05

For a rubbish didgeridoo?!

0:52:050:52:08

We knew it, we just knew.

0:52:080:52:10

34 anywhere? Gentlemen with the cap on at 32.

0:52:100:52:12

Going at 32.

0:52:120:52:13

Strong profit there. Both off to good starts.

0:52:140:52:17

-I'll say this, I never doubted it.

-LAUGHTER

0:52:170:52:19

Lot number 510 is the...

0:52:190:52:21

Hopefully, for Ricky,

0:52:210:52:22

there's someone in the room that likes shell-decorated boxes,

0:52:220:52:25

shaped like ducks.

0:52:250:52:26

Got three commission bids, but I'll have to start the bidding at £25.

0:52:260:52:29

-25.

-Oh!

-28 anywhere?

0:52:290:52:31

-Go on.

-28, 30.

0:52:310:52:32

-32.

-Go on.

0:52:320:52:33

32. And nothing on the internet?

0:52:350:52:36

-Didn't stick around long, did he?

-Come on.

-All done at 32?

0:52:360:52:40

-Agh!

-There you go,

0:52:400:52:42

first loss. I told you it was quackers!

0:52:420:52:44

The only thing that's making me feel all right is knowing you've got that

0:52:450:52:48

-chair. That's what's getting me through this.

-LAUGHTER

0:52:480:52:50

Excuse me, listen.

0:52:500:52:51

If you're going to make a noise, you can go out.

0:52:510:52:54

If you're going to talk, out.

0:52:540:52:56

OK. I'd take the hint.

0:52:560:52:58

Leave the room, chaps.

0:52:580:52:59

Up next are those magnification goggles.

0:53:010:53:04

I'd like to start £12. 14 anywhere?

0:53:040:53:06

14 in the back of the room. 16. 18?

0:53:060:53:09

16, the bid's with me. 18, new bidder.

0:53:090:53:11

20 on the internet.

0:53:110:53:12

22. 24?

0:53:120:53:14

At 22, I'm going to sell at 22.

0:53:150:53:17

Not a great performance.

0:53:180:53:19

And the chaps have relocated to an area just off the saleroom.

0:53:190:53:23

-I used to get this at school all the time!

-Did you?

-LAUGHTER

0:53:230:53:26

Next up, Ricky's cast of a gorilla skull.

0:53:260:53:29

I've got one commission bid and I'm starting...

0:53:290:53:31

-Stay there.

-Selling at 18. 20 anywhere?

0:53:310:53:34

-£18.

-All done. Going at 18.

0:53:350:53:37

18 quid is good, if you bought it for ten.

0:53:380:53:41

I'm pretty sure that they were selling the teeth individually.

0:53:410:53:44

-Let's see how the rest go.

-LAUGHTER

0:53:440:53:47

It's Tim's Coronation coach and box up next.

0:53:470:53:50

Two commission bids and I can start at £25.

0:53:500:53:53

28, 30. 32? 34, new bidder.

0:53:530:53:56

38, 40.

0:53:560:53:58

-Go on. Well done.

-Want to go 44?

0:53:580:54:01

Yes. 44. 46? 48?

0:54:020:54:05

-No?

-Told you.

0:54:050:54:07

-46, then.

-50!

0:54:070:54:10

-I said I liked it!

-Going to sell at 46.

0:54:100:54:12

-All done?

-Yeah, we made a loss!

-LAUGHTER

0:54:120:54:15

But... But... Well, there's no but.

0:54:150:54:19

-We made a loss!

-LAUGHTER

0:54:190:54:21

Shhhh!

0:54:210:54:24

Hurry back, Tim! It's Ricky's pair of early 20th-century pewter

0:54:240:54:27

-candlesticks.

-I've got one small commission bid, I can start at £10.

0:54:270:54:30

Ten. 12 anywhere?

0:54:300:54:32

-Ten.

-Selling at £10.

-Come on, come on.

0:54:320:54:35

14. 16. Are you bidding, sir?

0:54:350:54:37

-16. £16. 18 anywhere?

-Wait there.

0:54:370:54:41

£16. 18 anywhere? £16, I'm going to sell.

0:54:410:54:44

-16?

-A profit!

0:54:440:54:48

Excellent work!

0:54:480:54:50

-16.

-16.

0:54:500:54:51

-We're making money!

-You're making money!

0:54:510:54:53

Right, time for Tim's lemon press.

0:54:540:54:57

Bids against the room at £30.

0:54:570:54:59

-30.

-£30.

-Anyone want to go 35 anywhere?

0:54:590:55:02

I'm going to go and check on it, hang on a sec.

0:55:020:55:04

A good thing to have on your sideboard?

0:55:040:55:06

£30, then, I'm selling at 30.

0:55:060:55:08

-Internet, internet...

-All done at £30?

0:55:080:55:11

Mmm! That's a £10 loss.

0:55:110:55:15

-We squeezed what we could out of it!

-LAUGHTER

0:55:150:55:18

Now, will Ricky's water fountain spout a profit?

0:55:200:55:24

I'm going in!

0:55:240:55:26

I've got five commission bids. So, £40, I'm going to sell.

0:55:260:55:29

-Who wants to go 45?

-Nearly got a bull's-eye.

0:55:290:55:33

£40, I'm going to sell at 40.

0:55:330:55:35

Just shy of a bull's-eye.

0:55:370:55:39

-Ricky, a great profit.

-That's good, you've made £15.

0:55:390:55:42

-Yeah, very good.

-Yeah, but I was expecting...

0:55:420:55:45

-More!

-I was expecting a lot.

0:55:450:55:46

It's Tim's last lot of the day - the George II side chair.

0:55:460:55:51

-How much did you pay?

-Here we go!

-Lovely mahogany chair, this.

0:55:510:55:55

And I've got a small commission bid. I can start at £25.

0:55:550:55:57

-26!

-Selling at £25.

0:55:570:56:00

28 anywhere?

0:56:000:56:02

Jumped up to 40, then, on the internet.

0:56:020:56:05

Two people bidding on the internet, nobody in the room.

0:56:050:56:08

What's happening?

0:56:080:56:10

-It's a disaster.

-Why?

0:56:100:56:12

All done? Everybody finished, at £40?

0:56:120:56:16

Ouch! That's the biggest loss so far.

0:56:160:56:19

-You might as well run the credits.

-LAUGHTER

0:56:190:56:22

Just one more lot, Tim - it's Ricky's Chinese silk drape.

0:56:220:56:26

This rather special banner, hanging here.

0:56:260:56:29

A Chinese banner.

0:56:290:56:31

And again, a lot of interest in this...

0:56:310:56:33

-Lots of interest.

-We'll have to start the bidding at 120.

0:56:330:56:36

120, wow!

0:56:360:56:37

-What did you buy it at?

-120.

-Who wants to go 130?

0:56:370:56:41

120 and then I'm going to sell...

0:56:410:56:43

Quick, get in there!

0:56:440:56:46

150, 160. 170. I'm out at 160.

0:56:480:56:50

-Come on.

-Are we all done at 170?

0:56:500:56:53

All done?

0:56:540:56:56

Ah! Another loss! I think this could be really, really close.

0:56:560:57:00

-Who's good at adding up?

-He's good at adding up,

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-and I'm good at adding up, so that makes three of us.

-LAUGHTER

0:57:020:57:06

-Shhh! Cup of tea.

-Cup of tea, cup of tea.

0:57:060:57:08

Come on, cup of tea.

0:57:080:57:10

Tim and James started out with £400 and after auction costs,

0:57:100:57:14

they made a loss of £125.60.

0:57:140:57:17

So, they end up with a total of £274.40.

0:57:170:57:21

Ricky and David also started out with £400 and after auction costs,

0:57:220:57:26

they made a slightly smaller loss of £124.48,

0:57:260:57:31

meaning that they finish with £275.52, making them our winners,

0:57:310:57:36

by only £1.12!

0:57:360:57:40

-Yes!

-No!

-How did it happen?!

-Yes!

-LAUGHTER

0:57:400:57:45

-All right, don't overdo it!

-Unlucky.

-Manly handshake.

0:57:450:57:49

-Only £1 in it.

-Do you know what? It's the first time in my life I've gained a pound and I

0:57:490:57:54

-feel happy about it!

-LAUGHTER

0:57:540:57:58

-Come on, Tim, let's go, mate.

-Great to see you.

0:57:580:58:02

-Lovely to see you! Timothy, take me to the East End!

-LAUGHTER

0:58:020:58:05

Hurray!

0:58:090:58:11

I'm going to give you five hours of stick, mate, all the way home!

0:58:110:58:15

Off they go, then.

0:58:150:58:17

I think it's only fair we let those two have the last laugh.

0:58:170:58:21

Driving along in the middle of nowhere, this little motor!

0:58:210:58:23

LAUGHTER

0:58:230:58:26

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