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This show pitches TV's best-loved antiques experts against

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each other in an all-out battle for profit, and gives you the inside view on the secrets of the trade.

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Coming up, our experts reveal how knowing the maths is crucial to success.

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If I bought that for 420 euros,

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I would lose approximately 250 euros. Bonsoir.

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They show you exactly what to look out for when buying.

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When an artist signs a bronze, he's very proud of that work, so that tells me that's very good quality.

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And how the most important part of selling is keeping your cool under pressure.

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Stop laughing, it's not that funny.

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Today's epic duel of the dealers sees Charlie "The Charmer" Ross

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take on "The Man From Morecambe",

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Paul Hayes, to see who can make the biggest profit

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from buying and selling antiques.

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Yes, it's Oxfordshire's auctioneer smoothie...

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If I sell it for three times the price, I'd come back here and take you out to dinner.

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Versus Lancashire's blue-eyed antiques superman.

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Quality, quality, quality.

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That's what you're looking for.

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They're risking their reputations and their own hard-earned cash

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in a contest that will test their dealing know-how to the absolute limit.

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Today's battleground is the Belgian capital Brussels,

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where Charlie and Paul must unearth the most profitable bargains.

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First at the city's celebrated fleamarket,

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in the Place du Jeu de Balle,

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and then amongst the more exclusive antique stalls of Le Sablon.

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Our duelling duo have up to £750 worth of euros of their own money to spend.

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Their mission is to make the most profit over a week of challenges,

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all of which will go to their chosen charities.

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As they head for their first buying location,

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our two heroes turn their attention to what items they'll look for.

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Charlie Ross and Paul Hayes, it's time to put your money where your mouth is.

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When you get there, you'll be looking for what?

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I'll be looking for anything related to the First World War.

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Oh, right. Are you a historian?

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I love all that sort of stuff and I think this was the major area in a major event.

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I think there's every chance of finding something English,

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and they might not even know it's English, it might be overlooked.

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-We're here.

-We're here.

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Come on then. Merci, merci beaucoup.

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Ah, look at this, Charlie.

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Look at this.

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And this is what our profit-seeking pair from Blighty are getting so excited about.

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The morning market in the Place du Jeu de Balle, where 200 continental dealers

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pitch up daily to peddle humungous heaps of antiques and collectables.

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From the off, The Charmer's on his guard against flea market fakes.

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It's funny, you see a bronze from 20 or 30 yards and you

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think, "Yes, I've seen it!" and the closer you get to it, the quicker you realise that it's reproduction.

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There's going to be a lot of that here.

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There is indeed, Charlie, and the man from Morecambe could be about to prove your point.

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Now this is really what you want to find, a long-lost Van Gogh, or something, isn't it?

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Do you know, I've actually set out to find a Van Gogh painting and I've found one.

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This is Van Gogh's Irises.

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Now, believe it or not, this would be 20 million, 25 million probably, these days.

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Finding the real deal here would be nothing short of a miracle.

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Is our blue-eyed boy seriously thinking of taking a punt on this painting?

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This is an honest copy for the simple reason that the gentleman who's painted it has done it as a study.

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It's exactly like Van Gogh would have done, very well painted,

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but he hasn't tried to fake it.

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Sometimes you'll see they actually have the word Van Gogh on the bottom.

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I'll tell you a funny story, my father was in the antique trade

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before me and he was once offered a Van Gogh painting. The gentleman said "It's dead right, it's been signed!"

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When he looked at the signature, it was signed Van Gogh, but G-O-F-F.

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C'est combien, le Van Gogh?

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1,000 euros.

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1,000 euros. That's cheap. Cheap. How much, then?

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-40 euros.

-I'll tell you what, Paul, try haggling in French.

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Dix euros.

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-20's good.

-20's good.

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20 euro. Quinze.

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Quinze, pour moi.

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Yeah. OK. I think I'll buy that.

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I think we just arranged, he asked me 1,000 euros for this, then he went down to 50 euros,

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then I offered him a tenner and he said no, 20, then we settled on 15.

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Well, a bizarre first purchase from the blue-eyed boy.

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His strategy was to go for World War I memorabilia but he invests

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in a repro Van Gogh for just under £14.

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Still, he seems as pleased as punch.

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Not a bad start, Charlie, eh?

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I'm on my way to Sotheby's now to get it checked out. Merci.

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Now, Charlie's strategy was to find English antiques to sell back

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in Blighty, and he spent nearly an hour looking.

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I refuse to bow to pressure and buy something perhaps even with a profit in it if it's modern, repro.

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I don't want to be seen to be buying repro unless it's 12 o'clock tonight - in which case, I might have to.

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And he does find something, but it's not English.

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It's a Belgian prayer book.

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Like his opponent, he's gone off strategy, but he won't care less if it turns a healthy profit.

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Isn't that just beautiful?

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If this gentleman would take ten euros for this.

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Pardon, monsieur, dix euros?

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-No.

-No?

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Vingt euro!

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He will take 20, which is about £18.

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You know the great thing, positive thinking from C Ross, frankly there's not a lot of downside.

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If you pay £18 for something, you can only lose £18, can't you?

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I think there's a slim profit in that, and it's about time I bought something.

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Just over £18 for the little book, let's hope The Charmer doesn't need

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divine intervention to raise a profit.

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Our dealing duo have made one purchase each, neither of them on strategy, and this Belgian

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bargain basement is throwing up one distraction after another, even if they're not original antiques.

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OK. Now one thing I have spotted here is some beautiful art nouveau ewers. Look at that! Look at these two here.

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Now, a ewer is for water or for claret.

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The wonderful thing about art nouveau is it was a new art for a new century, 1900,

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the inspiration was organic form, so you had these wonderful tendrils.

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The whole thing looks alive, growing out of the weeds of a lily pond.

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That's the whole idea. And Belgium was very famous for

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art nouveau, lots of the buildings here had this style.

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But if you're going to buy items like this, buy the original items.

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You'll pay a lot more for them, but try and avoid reproduction. And I can tell straight away

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by the quality of the casting here, it looks very poor, there isn't the

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detail like you would find on the original art nouveau items.

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The whole thing looks alive, looks very organic.

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And then the ceramic looks not the best quality, but on the bottom here it really gives it away.

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Made in the year anno 1906.

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You would just never, ever find that sort of thing, the original yes, reproduction, no.

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The Charmer is scrutinising this market like Hercule Poirot at a crime scene,

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and it gets results. He discovers a case-cracking silver condiment set.

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I have to say, these are as a good a pair of mustards as I have ever seen.

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Smart houses, not like mine, but smart houses still have

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these sort of things on their dining tables.

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Now not being English, of course, I'm a little unsure as to the price,

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but if these were English,

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I think they would be certainly £300-400.

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I'm in love with those.

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So in love, in fact, that Charlie pays a whopping 120 euros for them, or just over £109.

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That was a stroke of luck, wasn't it?

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I've got two things in the bag,

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and I think there's a profit in each of them.

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All Paul's bought is his copy of Van Gogh's Irises, with as yet unknown profit potential.

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The man from Morecambe needs to get his buying boots on.

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Now then, there are some great postcards here.

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This is exactly the sort of thing I wanted to buy, anything First World War related.

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Let's have a look through this lot.

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A few old buildings, and some old Belgian folk.

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Interesting, but at one euro per card, a handful of these won't make too much of a dent in Paul's kitty.

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Au revoir. That's great. There we are. So he's knocked me off a pound.

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I did a good deal there, I bought four postcards, all related to the First World War.

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We have the two ruins of Louvain, and then we have the

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Belgian royal family at that time, so that's great, that fits in a nice little parcel of Belgian memorabilia.

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With the discount, Paul pays just three euros or £2.73

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for his four postcards.

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Paul is struggling to spend his dosh but Charlie's still hoping to spot

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that genuine antique bargain to net him a whacking profit when he gets back to Blighty.

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Is it old? Just possible it is.

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Yeah. Unless that's the cleverest repro I've ever seen in my life.

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Is this Dutch? Is this 18th century?

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Is it Chinese 20th century?

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Lack of knowledge is a wonderful thing. Should I gamble?

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Depends how much money it is.

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Looks like it's got age from the back. It's cracked and chipped, but of course, if it's 18th century,

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wouldn't matter if it was cracked and chipped.

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Well, you never know, Charlie, until you give it a go.

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Bonjour, monsieur. Ca va?

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Combien? Vingt.

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20. If he'd take ten euros, I'd have a damn good stab at it.

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-Dix euros, monsieur, pour moi?

-OK.

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He said yes, straightaway.

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What a shame I didn't go in at five.

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The charmer's gamble on the plate sets him back just over £9,

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and it seems he could be a very lucky boy indeed.

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I have just asked another gentleman down here and he said it's Tournai, which is near here.

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He said it's 19th century so neither one thing or the other. I asked what it's worth,

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He said "If you bought this for 75 euros, you did well."

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And I bought it for ten. So I'm full of confidence.

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And so you should be, Charlie.

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So far you've managed to spend over £130, whilst your rival has struggled to spend even 20.

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Paul's World War I strategy is bogged down in the trenches and with

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time at this flea market running out fast, he's decided to go over the top in his quest for profit.

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I've tried to walk past all this tribal art, and it's jumping out at me.

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Obviously Belgium has a massive influence on Africa,

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the Belgian Congo, and there are lots of original items

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that were imported into Belgium well over 100 years ago.

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Those artefacts can be priceless, literally.

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The one that's taken my shine, actually, is this one here,

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with all the lines on the face, which shows the grain of the wood.

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And there was one of those sold in Christie's in New York for an enormous amount of money.

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We were talking hundreds of thousands of pounds.

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So I doubt, I think that's just a copy of that.

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The Man From Morecambe's massive change of tack brings a change of luck.

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Paul reckons he's struck African gold.

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These items here look top, top quality.

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This looks a different kettle of fish to what was over there,

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and this middle one in particular I think is fantastic.

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I think that's very visual, very striking.

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This is the real, authentic McCoy, and it's not so much the grain

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of the wood, it's the design, the artist has carved very, very delicately, very accurately.

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Very visual. Anybody interested in interior design would

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love it and it's very suitable for the British market.

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Don't forget, people like Picasso were heavily inspired with tribal art and these wonderful shapes

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and designs, even though they didn't understand the history, so I'll stick my neck out.

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I'm going to buy this.

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Paul is convinced that this African carving is top notch

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and it better be, because it cost him just shy of £320.

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In one fell swoop, The Man From Morecambe's flea market spending

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storms past his rival's, but The Charmer's not finished yet.

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Ooh, cranberry glass jug.

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Is it modern? Is it old?

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It's old.

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People collect cranberry.

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Charlie buys the cranberry jug for a low-risk ten euros, just over £9.

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So, another stunning purchase by C Ross.

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Not the best, but not the worst.

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Well, after a shaky start at the flea market, our two Brits in Brussels are now brimming with

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confidence, and they're boogieing on down to their next buying location.

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Paul and Charlie each started the day with £750 worth of their own euros.

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Paul has made three buys and spent just under £335,

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leaving over £415 in his kitty.

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Charlie has bought four items at the flea market but spent more modestly,

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just over £145, so he's got more

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than £600 still to play with,

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but this Belgian buying bonanza is just beginning.

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Our duelling dealers have got up to £750 worth of euros to spend

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buying antiques in Brussels that they must then sell back in Blighty.

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The stakes are about to get higher for our two Brussels battlers

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as the contest moves to the premier antiques stall of Le Sablon.

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All that hustle and bustle of the flea market is gone.

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This is more a shopper's market, you have to be a bit more discerning when you're buying items here.

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Finding the bargains in this place is a completely different kettle of fish.

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I don't need to call the lady over.

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Lo and behold, I have looked at the bottom.

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420 euros.

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If I bought that for 420 euros,

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I would lose approximately 250 euros.

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Bonsoir.

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But The Man From Morecambe is off to a stunning start.

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After some speedy reconnaissance, he's back on his wartime strategy before you can say "charge".

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So I think these are really interesting, actually. We've got the medals to do with the First World War

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and they're obviously presented to people in Belgium, so we're not going to find those in the UK.

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And the lady's asked for ten euros each, and she said she'd do them

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for 30 euros for the four, which is a reasonable price.

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I like them.

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Vingt-cinq? OK. Looks like I've bought them now.

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That's 25 euros for four medals,

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just under £23, but Paul's not entirely sure what he's bought.

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Definite gamble. There could be a rare one amongst them.

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I'm sure the collectors in the UK will really like them actually, so yes.

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Merci beaucoup, madame. Merci beaucoup.

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And Paul's on a proper Belgian roll, snapping up yet more local memorabilia from the same shop.

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These are the Belgian royal family, starting from the 1930s, I should imagine.

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They've been signed by the artist. Now, normally,

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when an artist signs a bronze, he's very proud of that work, so that tells me that they're good quality.

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The bronze plaques cost Paul

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40 euros, just over £36, but who's

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going to buy them from him back in the UK is another matter.

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Now watch out, The Charmer's really hitting his stride and in a posh

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antiques market in Belgium, he's found a posh silver spoon from England.

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It can't be a sifter spoon, but it's something to do with fish.

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-Anchovies.

-Oh, for anchovies.

-Yes.

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An anchovy spoon.

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Yes, the salt drips through the bottom.

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I've never seen one, I don't think.

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And it's one of your cheaper items, isn't it, my dear?

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This is not, as they say, de trop.

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-How much is it?

-I think it's five euros.

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-I'll make it 15.

-You could do that for ten though, couldn't you?

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-No. No.

-Ten euros.

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-No.

-Why not?

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I'm not saying it's a lot of money.

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I have to make a profit.

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You could sell it for three times the price.

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If I sold it for three times the price I'd come back and take you out to dinner.

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I'd love to pay ten euros for that.

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Real money, real euros.

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-All right.

-You're a sweetie.

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I've never seen an anchovy spoon.

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And we've never seen more of a silver-tongued charmer than you, Mr Ross.

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One English anchovy spoon, ten euros, just over £9.

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So it really is possible to find bargains in the poshest antiques stall in town.

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Good news for both our contenders, who are still loaded with euros.

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With buying time ticking away, The Man From Morecambe's staying ultra-cool under pressure.

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I've stuck to my guns here and I really

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have gone for something that's local, that you can't buy in England,

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and that's what I'm going to try and do.

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I'm going to have five minutes to soak up the atmosphere and then have one final push.

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I want to buy another couple of items if possible, but I'm quite pleased with what I've bought.

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I don't know what you're doing, Charlie, but I'm doing all right, thanks.

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With nearly £600 still in his pocket, Charlie is a man on a mission.

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Ross is now beginning to think on his feet.

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I saw the box.

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Does look quality to me.

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French. 19th century.

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Thought, what do you do with a box? You open it up.

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A gaming box.

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Not unusual. Nice quality.

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What you don't know is I've had a quick sneaky look already behind here at the price.

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180.

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And I asked the lady for her very best price

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and she said 150.

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I'm now going to have a go at 120.

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And The Charmer gets the deal he's after.

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120 euros for the games box, a shade over £118.

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Now, Paul's plan was to find exotic Belgian antiques to bring back

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to Blighty, so with the pressure on and a big bag of euros left, what does he find?

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Well, a 100 bill from the American Civil War. Of course.

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For you, 180.

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-Very, very rare.

-I know, I know, I know.

-You see the date.

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170. I'll have a go.

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170. OK. We're done. Shall we shake?

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-Thank you. We shake.

-Thank you, sir.

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170 euros for an obsolete 100 bill.

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That's just under £155.

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What a fantastic thing to have. I've never seen one like this, actually.

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I've heard of them going, they can fetch a lot,

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so what I need to do now is just research this exact type of note.

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It was issued in Richmond in Virginia.

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Let's hope it's a very rare one and earns us a few quid on top,

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but for 170 euros, that's about £160, it's a complete gamble.

0:19:460:19:52

It sure is, partner. But at this stage of the game, a big risk

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like that could prove an absolute corker in the profit stakes.

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Little bit of Sorrento ware here.

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Sorrento as in Italy.

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Olive wood. And I do know an Italian who loves it.

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But the mirror's not perfect, so the charmer is not convinced.

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There's a piece missing here.

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And there's a piece missing here.

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-Combien, monsieur?

-250.

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HE GULPS

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Could go to 180.

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Cent soixante-quinze. That's 175.

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-So you are very hard!

-I am. I'm a horrible Englishman.

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-Of course.

-Cent soixante-quinze.

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-I have to surrender.

-Merci, monsieur. Merci.

-You're welcome.

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Well played, Charlie, but at just under £160,

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the mirror is The Charmer's most expensive buy of the day.

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The Man From Morecambe rounds off his Belgian campaign by emptying

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his wallet on - guess what - another wallet, albeit a vintage leather one adorned with a gold crown.

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60 euros, just under £55.

0:21:000:21:04

I'm really pleased with this. It has a solid gold coronet of a baron or perhaps somebody

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of the royal family, but what a wonderful thing to have.

0:21:090:21:12

It's quality, quality, quality.

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Just need to know a well-dressed gent who might fancy it.

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Charlie Ross, look out, I think you might be buying this.

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Oh, no, he won't. The Charmer has just got one thing on his mind as he makes his last-ditch bid for profit.

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A chunk of classy glass, and one final haggle to get the best price.

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Good name. Signed, as you would expect,

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on the bottom there.

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-Combien?

-Cent-vingt-cinq.

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Cent...vingt...cinq.

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-125.

-125.

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-What about quatre-vingt?

-Quatre-vingt-cinq.

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Quatre-vingt-cinq.

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I said, "What about 80?" He said 85.

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I said I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about

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but I'm going to buy it because I always like one gamble.

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Merci, monsieur. Quatre-vingt-cinq.

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I hope I can get more, but who knows?

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85 euros for the vase, just over £77.

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And that's it in Belgium for our brave battlers from Blighty.

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So how does their day's spending compare?

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They both arrived with £750 worth of their own euros in their pockets.

0:22:220:22:27

Paul made seven buys and spent a grand total of just under £603.

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Charlie made eight buys and spent a bit less, at just over £509,

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but it's the profit they make back home that really counts.

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And before they go their separate ways to sell, our brave boys seize

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the chance to take a sneaky peak at each other's wares.

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It's been a long day.

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It's been a tiring day, and what have you bought?

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Well, do you know what, I've bought a bit of tribal art, a Songhai mask, 1920, 1930.

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I've took a gamble on that but if that's right, Charlie, that is a fantastic collector's item.

0:22:570:23:04

-I took a real chance on that one.

-How do you tell a right one from a wrong one?

-There we are!

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THEY LAUGH What have you been buying?

0:23:080:23:11

-Well, I told you I would spend some money on something English.

-There we are.

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A Victorian cranberry glass jug.

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Ten euros. What's your next lot?

0:23:170:23:19

I bought an original Van Gogh painting. Do you like that?

0:23:190:23:23

-No.

-Let's skip that.

-Is that Van Gogh?

0:23:230:23:25

That's not Van Gogh, that's more Darren Gough.

0:23:250:23:28

It is, yes. It's his brother.

0:23:280:23:29

Do you know what, our work here is done, we've bought our items, now we need to sell them.

0:23:290:23:34

Good luck, Charlie.

0:23:340:23:35

Do you know anybody who wants to buy a Van Gogh painting? 25 quid to you.

0:23:350:23:40

Now, Charlie and Paul must make as much profit as they can

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on all the items they've bought to donate to their chosen charities.

0:23:420:23:46

As well as the African mask and his painting, Paul must sell a selection of old postcards,

0:23:460:23:54

four World War I medals, two bronze plaques of the Belgian royal family,

0:23:540:23:58

a Confederate bank note, and this vintage leather wallet.

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And in addition to his cranberry jug, Charlie must sell a small prayer book,

0:24:040:24:08

two silver mustard dishes, a china plate, a silver anchovy spoon,

0:24:080:24:14

a wooden games box, a Sorrento mirror and a Val St Lambert vase.

0:24:140:24:21

With the final whistle blown on their Belgian buying blitz, our two antique superstars have

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returned home to Blighty where they now face the second phase of this monumental challenge, the selling.

0:24:280:24:36

I'm back.

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Both Paul and Charlie have built up an exceptional list of contacts in the antiques industry, so

0:24:390:24:45

outdoing their opponent is going to demand something truly spectacular.

0:24:450:24:49

And both these old pros know that no deal is truly sealed

0:24:490:24:52

until they've shaken on it and the money has changed hands.

0:24:520:24:56

Paul Hayes is already powering his way down to London,

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but this seasoned dealer isn't expecting to find the streets paved with gold.

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Selling the items is a lot harder than you think.

0:25:070:25:09

Little tip here actually, phone somebody up first.

0:25:090:25:12

The phone was a fantastic invention. It's over 100 years old now.

0:25:120:25:15

Just by saying hello to somebody, finding a contact name to deal with,

0:25:150:25:19

you get through to the right department, someone looks out

0:25:190:25:22

for your e-mail, send them a photo of what you've got, hopefully the deal's done.

0:25:220:25:26

Good tip, Paul, but upriver in the county of Oxfordshire, The Charmer

0:25:260:25:31

has a little tip of his own for Mr Morecambe.

0:25:310:25:35

My call has been forwarded.

0:25:350:25:37

Here we go.

0:25:370:25:39

Ah, Mr Hayes, good morning. I'm sorry to ring you at nine o'clock.

0:25:390:25:43

I suppose you're still in bed.

0:25:430:25:45

My strategy, in a nutshell, is to give you an absolute thrashing.

0:25:450:25:53

Not so charming now, are we, Charlie?

0:25:550:25:59

While Paul has dashed south to try and make some cash in the capital,

0:25:590:26:02

a confident Charlie is kicking off his selling campaign closer to home.

0:26:020:26:06

He's popped over to the village of Woburn where he hopes his Val St Lambert vase...

0:26:060:26:12

Yohan!

0:26:120:26:13

..will tempt this specialist dealer.

0:26:130:26:17

That's a lump.

0:26:170:26:19

-A lump. That's not a very sexy way of describing it.

-It's a nice lump.

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It's signed.

0:26:230:26:24

And as far as I can tell, about 1960 in date.

0:26:240:26:28

I would think so, yes.

0:26:280:26:29

Can we find a spot for it, do you think?

0:26:290:26:31

-Yeah.

-Yohan is clearly interested.

0:26:310:26:35

Now Charlie wants to reel him in by getting him to give the vase pride of place in his shop.

0:26:350:26:41

What do you think, then?

0:26:410:26:44

Cutting to the chase, are you going to pay me 250 quid for it?

0:26:440:26:49

How about 150?

0:26:490:26:51

Well, it's a bit more than half, isn't it, I suppose?

0:26:510:26:55

I tell you what, would you give me 200 quid for it?

0:26:550:26:57

-I will.

-Shake on it. I think that's very fair.

0:26:570:27:01

Yes. I bet you do, Charmer.

0:27:010:27:02

That is a sensational start, and Charlie more than doubles his money on the Belgian glass.

0:27:020:27:08

In London, Paul's route to profit is more convoluted.

0:27:080:27:12

Of all his Belgian buys, his Congolese mask was his favourite, and he's set up a meeting with Tony,

0:27:120:27:18

an expert in tribal art, who he hopes will be able to confirm this striking piece is the real deal.

0:27:180:27:25

You don't see something like this every day, do you?

0:27:250:27:28

You don't see them as big as that.

0:27:280:27:30

-Got that bit right.

-I was out in Belgium, at an antique fair.

0:27:300:27:33

I was trying to buy something Belgique.

0:27:330:27:35

They have a big connection with the Belgian Congo and I was chatting to this wonderful gentleman

0:27:350:27:40

and he told me this was the Songhai tribe, and he reckoned it dated around the 1930s.

0:27:400:27:45

He'd got it off an old collector.

0:27:450:27:47

And I've found a bit more information on the internet,

0:27:470:27:50

but what can you tell me? That's as far as I've got.

0:27:500:27:52

You're right. It is Belgian Congo.

0:27:520:27:54

-This is symbolic of the labyrinth of life.

-Right, OK, right.

0:27:540:27:59

And this is the labyrinth they have to walk when they become adults.

0:27:590:28:04

-So that's like initiation rites, sort of thing.

-Sort of.

-Fantastic.

0:28:040:28:08

And I think it's as old as he says, if not older, because it's been

0:28:080:28:11

-repaired and they're old repairs.

-So how do you know this is an original?

0:28:110:28:15

A tourist piece would be made of different wood.

0:28:150:28:18

It certainly wouldn't be faked, it would just be a reproduction with a new look,

0:28:180:28:22

-probably one of the heavier woods. This is quite light.

-OK.

0:28:220:28:25

And all these earth colours ground in like this, that doesn't happen instantly.

0:28:250:28:32

So almost like a piece of furniture, the patination.

0:28:320:28:35

Exactly. The patina is what you're buying.

0:28:350:28:37

Can I let you into a secret there?

0:28:370:28:39

-Yes.

-Before I brought it I was going to give it a polish.

0:28:390:28:42

You must never do that. I would have said it was reproduction!

0:28:420:28:46

I took a complete gamble on this.

0:28:460:28:48

I really liked it. It jumped out at me.

0:28:480:28:51

I've paid 350 for it.

0:28:510:28:53

Now could you envisage me getting a small profit on that?

0:28:530:28:57

-How would you rate it?

-That was euros?

-Yeah.

0:28:570:29:01

I think if you sold it with us, you would get a profit.

0:29:010:29:05

-Fantastic.

-I wouldn't like to commit myself cos, to tell you the truth,

0:29:050:29:09

the stronger market is in New York, but our market, having once gone down, is now coming up again.

0:29:090:29:16

I'd be more than happy with that.

0:29:160:29:18

It's nice to find an original item, that's the important thing.

0:29:180:29:21

It's very nice and quite rare.

0:29:210:29:22

-And you'd be happy to handle it for us?

-Love to.

0:29:220:29:24

That's excellent news for The Man From Morecambe, but Tony

0:29:240:29:27

was careful to point out that there are never any guarantees at auction, and an experienced dealer like Paul

0:29:270:29:34

won't be counting his profits until he sees the cold, hard cash.

0:29:340:29:38

Charlie is also going the extra mile for profit and he's hoping to sell

0:29:380:29:42

his Sorrento mirror to a buyer in Italy.

0:29:420:29:44

The Charmer has arranged to meet with Barry, his buyer's English-speaking representative.

0:29:440:29:50

But with first-class linguistic skills like Charlie's, an interpreter was hardly necessary.

0:29:500:29:56

HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:29:580:30:00

-TRANSLATES:

-How are you? Well?

0:30:000:30:01

SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:30:010:30:03

Lost me.

0:30:040:30:06

I think he's going to the bathroom.

0:30:060:30:08

Hang on a moment, what are you saying to him?

0:30:110:30:13

-You are talking about this, aren't you?

-I am talking about this.

0:30:130:30:16

-Quanto costa?

-That means how much?

0:30:160:30:19

-Si.

-Trecento... What's pounds?

-Sterline.

-Trecento sterline.

0:30:190:30:26

-Duecento.

-Try 250.

0:30:260:30:29

SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:30:290:30:32

200, Charlie, he said. That's it.

0:30:320:30:35

-220 would be good.

-Si.

0:30:350:30:37

£210.

0:30:380:30:40

-Oh...OK, 210.

-Si, Paolo. Va bene.

-Va bene. £210.

0:30:400:30:47

It's a profit.

0:30:470:30:48

Oh, dear, looks like that Italian job didn't quite pay you what you wanted, Charlie,

0:30:480:30:53

but £50 profit plus change ain't bad in any language.

0:30:530:30:57

Now, Paul's strategy in Brussels was to buy items that were quintessentially Belgian,

0:30:570:31:01

hoping they'd have a rarity value back home in the UK.

0:31:010:31:04

Now he's arranged to meet Peter, a specialist online dealer in militaria

0:31:040:31:10

who he's hoping will be tempted by his two Belgian bronze plaques and his four World War I medals.

0:31:100:31:16

If you had said to me, I have bought four First World War Belgian

0:31:170:31:22

-military medals, I could have told you, I bet you bought that one, that one and that one.

-Really?

0:31:220:31:27

Let's go to this one which is awarded for the people who were on the River Yser.

0:31:270:31:32

You can see here it says Yser.

0:31:320:31:34

That's the river where the Belgians stopped the Germans.

0:31:340:31:38

So on 17th October 1914, the full might of the German Imperial Army

0:31:380:31:45

smashed into gallant little Belgium

0:31:450:31:48

and the Belgians fought like fury

0:31:480:31:52

and they held up the entire German Imperial Army.

0:31:520:31:57

Those 17 days that they held the Germans meant that

0:31:570:32:00

the British and the French could prepare their defences.

0:32:000:32:03

So when the Germans did break through, they could hold them on the Marne,

0:32:030:32:07

they kept them out of Paris, and eventually, of course, the war was won.

0:32:070:32:12

But because so many were issued, it's only worth actually about £15-£20.

0:32:120:32:17

-OK.

-And because I have lots of clients worldwide, I can probably get a better price than

0:32:170:32:24

most other people, so we're talking about perhaps £15,

0:32:240:32:28

-another 15, that's 30, plus ten is 40.

-40...

0:32:280:32:31

And we'll be generous on this one and say 55.

0:32:310:32:34

-Say 55 all in.

-55 all in.

0:32:340:32:36

-Is that all right? Shall we shake on that?

-No.

-Not yet, right. 55.

0:32:360:32:39

-Because I want to come to these.

-OK.

0:32:390:32:42

-They're not my field.

-No.

0:32:420:32:44

-But I love them.

-Right.

0:32:440:32:45

And sometimes that's the great thing about collecting because

0:32:450:32:49

the problem when you're a dealer is you're always first a collector, second a dealer,

0:32:490:32:52

so using my head on this,

0:32:520:32:54

my heart on that, I'm arriving at £80 for the lot.

0:32:540:32:57

You couldn't make it £90 by any chance, could you?

0:32:570:33:00

-I know I'm being very mean.

-Done.

0:33:000:33:02

-Done. Excellent. Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much.

0:33:020:33:05

That's a smart bit of dealing from Paul.

0:33:060:33:08

By taking a slight loss on the two bronze plaques of just £1.50,

0:33:080:33:12

he lands a solid profit on his First World War medals of just over £32.

0:33:120:33:19

But that wouldn't be enough to impress our Charles

0:33:190:33:22

who is fair to say is feeling pretty good about himself.

0:33:220:33:26

Is this the Charles Ross guide to selling? No.

0:33:260:33:30

It's the Charles Atlas guide to selling.

0:33:300:33:34

# Yeah!

0:33:340:33:35

# I got something that makes me want to shout

0:33:350:33:38

# Jump back, I want to kiss myself

0:33:380:33:40

# I've got soul

0:33:410:33:43

# And I'm superbad... #

0:33:450:33:47

Yes, Charlie "hot stuff" Ross is clearly pumped up for this challenge and having promised

0:33:470:33:52

his opponent a damn good thrashing, the charmer is keen to keep selling.

0:33:520:33:56

He's come to Banbury, convinced that he can flog his anchovy spoon...

0:33:570:34:01

Knock, knock!

0:34:010:34:02

..to the owner of a catering company.

0:34:020:34:05

So what do you think of this delicious object?

0:34:050:34:08

I'd never use it in a million years.

0:34:080:34:11

Oh, not quite so chipper now then, Charlie.

0:34:110:34:14

Stop laughing. It's not that funny.

0:34:140:34:17

Oh, he's not happy and his mood didn't improve much when he finally

0:34:170:34:21

did find a buyer for the spoon

0:34:210:34:23

because he only managed a profit of just under £3 for it.

0:34:230:34:28

As for Paul, he seems to have pinched Charlie's chutzpah

0:34:280:34:31

following his selling strategy to a T, he finds a specialist dealer

0:34:310:34:35

in rare banknotes in London

0:34:350:34:36

who's happy to pay him £200 for his 100 Confederate banknote.

0:34:360:34:40

And our boy also discovers

0:34:400:34:42

that some of us might be sitting on a pretty profit of our own.

0:34:420:34:47

One of the most common notes of England can be one of the best.

0:34:470:34:52

-Really.

-And the secret lies in what we call the prefix letter.

-OK.

0:34:520:34:57

Now, this is a very common pound note

0:34:570:35:00

which many people have at home

0:35:000:35:03

but if this has MN there...

0:35:030:35:07

-So MN instead of the letters DY.

-I'll pay you £1,000.

-Really?

0:35:070:35:12

This is something that if you've got one of these at home in the tin, check it just in case.

0:35:120:35:17

Now then, I know Charlie Ross will think that I'm still a bit wet behind the ears

0:35:190:35:23

but where there's muck there's brass and I tell you something, I've just exchanged one quite scruffy

0:35:230:35:28

American banknote for ten pristine condition English £20 notes and that sounds like a deal to me.

0:35:280:35:36

Nicely done, Paul, but remember it doesn't pay to get too carried away. Just ask Charlie.

0:35:360:35:41

It's been a busy start to this selling campaign.

0:35:410:35:46

So far, the charmer has sold £422 worth of Brussels booty,

0:35:460:35:52

banking over £176 in profit.

0:35:520:35:55

The man from Morecambe has sold just £290 worth of items,

0:35:560:36:01

netting him a profit of just over £76.

0:36:010:36:05

But with Paul's African mask waiting to go under the hammer in London,

0:36:050:36:09

today's contest could still go either way.

0:36:090:36:12

Back on form, it's the charmer who strikes next,

0:36:150:36:18

making just under £41 profit

0:36:180:36:19

when he sells his cranberry jug to a private collector in Buckingham.

0:36:190:36:23

Can you stretch to a nifty 50?

0:36:230:36:26

-I think so.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:36:260:36:28

Give me a kiss.

0:36:280:36:29

So Paul needs a big sale and he needs it fast.

0:36:290:36:34

Why he's wandering around Isleworth in West London

0:36:340:36:36

with an unsigned copy of van Gogh's Irises will surely soon be revealed.

0:36:360:36:41

Now don't panic, fellow citizens of Morecambe,

0:36:410:36:44

I haven't come to rent a property in Isleworth in London.

0:36:440:36:47

I've come to pay homage to one of the greatest painters that ever lived

0:36:470:36:51

and I cannot believe that none other than Vincent van Gogh lived here

0:36:510:36:55

in 1876 and there's his blue plaque.

0:36:550:36:58

Now, apparently, he found religion, he taught English and the Bible from this very premises here.

0:36:580:37:03

So I'm here to try and sell my homage to van Gogh's Irises

0:37:030:37:07

and I found a gentleman who likes flowers that lives in well, almost van Gogh's hometown, Isleworth.

0:37:070:37:13

If there were prizes for sheer effort, this contest

0:37:130:37:16

would already be in the bag for the man from Morecambe.

0:37:160:37:19

Unfortunately, no such luck, but our boy has located a local florist who might be interested in his painting.

0:37:190:37:27

What would you intend to do with it, cos obviously you've got flowers?

0:37:270:37:30

We're having our shop redone in a few months' time

0:37:300:37:32

so I want to kind of separate the flowers out into colours, and irises are blue...

0:37:320:37:37

that can go nicely with the blue section of flowers.

0:37:370:37:41

That'll go well. What do you want for it then, Paul?

0:37:410:37:44

I actually bought this out in Belgium. I was hoping for around the 50 quid mark.

0:37:440:37:47

-I don't know how you feel about that?

-I was thinking more like, I don't know, sort of

0:37:470:37:52

round about the 30, 35 mark, in between somewhere in between there.

0:37:520:37:55

-You couldn't go to 40, could you?

-I could do 37. How about that?

0:37:550:37:59

-37.

-Yeah. What do you reckon?

0:37:590:38:02

-OK.

-Yeah.

-Shall we shake on it, then?

-Let's shake on it, yeah. There we go.

0:38:020:38:06

Thank you very much for that. That's fantastic.

0:38:060:38:08

A good deal for Paul, selling his painting

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for just under three times what he paid for it in Belgium.

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But Charlie is still well ahead

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and so it looks like the African mask that Paul splashed out nearly half his Belgian budget on,

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is becoming more and more vital to his chances of victory.

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In Buckinghamshire, the Charlie Ross offensive continues to gather steam.

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He's aiming to sell the 19th-century porcelain plate that he paid just under £10 for in Belgium,

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but private collector Paul is no shrinking violet when it comes to haggling it out.

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-100 quid.

-That's far too much.

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Come on. How about 50?

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I did start high because I knew you would murder me on the price. 80.

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50 seems fair to me.

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How about 55? 70?

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60. Last bid.

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Don't believe you.

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65.

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Take two and a half.

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£62.50.

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Yeah.

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And that is more than six times what Charlie paid

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for the plate in Belgium.

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And he adds to his rapidly swelling profit pot

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by selling his Belgium prayer book to an Oxfordshire book collector

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for a profit of nearly £12.

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Paul is left disappointed when a trip to Bath to sell his leather wallet to a vintage clothes shop

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fails to deliver the profit he was hoping for.

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Ah, so there you are. Life is a learning curve, isn't it?

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I really went out on a limb to buy that fantastic wallet.

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I wasn't sure how much it was worth but I really put my money where my mouth is.

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I've taken it here to a specialist in gentlemen's accessories in leather goods. She really liked it, too.

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She had the feel for it.

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I got my nose bloodied a little bit.

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I didn't quite make a massive profit on it.

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I didn't make a loss either and that's very, very important so I'm very happy, Imran's very happy.

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I'm out on the deal. How are you getting on, Charlie?

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Well, he's doing rather well, Paul, and seems more than content

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with a spicy little profit of over £50 on his silver mustards.

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I'll bring them along to the cricket on Saturday and bring your cheque book.

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Paul makes a good mark-up

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on his postcards featuring images of King Albert I of Belgium,

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but if the man from Morecambe is to wrestle victory from the charmer's clutches,

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then it all comes down to this early 20th-century Congolese mask and this phone call...

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-Hello, Paul, how are you, you all right?

-'..to find out how much it made at auction.'

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We'll find out shortly.

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Our dealing duo had £750 worth of euros to spend in Belgium.

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Paul parted with just over £600 in his quest for profit,

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whilst opponent Charlie was more cautious in his spending,

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risking just under £510.

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All the profit our dealers make from their Brussels bonanza will be going

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to the charities of their choice, so without further ado,

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let's find out who's made the most cash and who is today's Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is champion.

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-Bonjour, Charles.

-Bonjour Monsieur Morecambe.

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-Ca va?

-Bien, merci.

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-How was it for you?

-I really, really enjoyed myself.

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I thought the trip to Belgium was amazing, Brussels itself...

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-How did you get on with that mask?

-Not all gambles paid off but I stuck to my guns and I bought

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something you definitely can't buy here in the UK. You, on the other hand, bought a lot of English stuff.

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Well, I didn't buy a lot but I bought a cranberry glass jug which was unusual to find in Brussels.

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-Certainly was. How did you get on?

-Well, I shall show you.

-Shall we find out?

-I'll count down.

-OK. Ready.

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Three. Two. One.

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Absolutely. Look at that.

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That is a whopper.

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How do you say disaster in French?

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Hard luck.

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Yes, the charmer is triumphant.

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And why? Well, firstly because the wooden games box

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delivered him a substantial profit of just under £110

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at a local auction house.

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But more importantly, because Paul's mask didn't quite do the business.

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Just one bidder, that was it.

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Paul's loss of just under £9 on the mask sealed his fate

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in today's antiques dealing face-off.

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And Charlie the charmer Ross is victorious.

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Good profits for my charity.

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Tiny ones for Mr Morecambe.

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Don't count your chickens yet, Charlie.

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There are still more challenges to come before your profit can be banked.

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I made a good bit of profit for my charity. Not quite as much as Charlie Ross

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but you pay your money, you take your chance.

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Yes. A truer word was never spoken, Paul.

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Tomorrow, the man from Morecambe gets his chance to strike back...

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-I want to go over there.

-I want to go over there, too.

-Race you.

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..as our two ANTICS maestros go head to head again at a top UK antiques market.

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