Episode 8 Great Movie Mistakes


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Technology plays an increasingly vital role in the movies.

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Without mobile phones there'd be no Matrix,

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without computers there'd be no Tron,

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and without the internet

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I wouldn't have illegally downloaded either of those.

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That's a joke, I don't approve of law-breaking!

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Phone, fax, Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter, iPhone, Blackberry,

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email, instant messenger -

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it's great to have so many different ways

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to find out that no-one wants to talk to you.

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Despite there being a whole film about Facebook,

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you don't see a lot of social networking sites in movies.

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Harry is now "friends" with Sally.

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Mr and Mrs Smith went from "married" to "it's complicated".

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I suppose it's lucky, really.

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You don't want all your friends finding out

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you've been poked by Charlie Sheen.

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A clip from Buried -

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the taut thriller about a man buried alive

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with nothing but a mobile phone.

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The scariest part is that he doesn't even know how to use his mobile...

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See? It's upside down!

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It's clearly been turning in his grave.

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In sombre movie Hereafter, Marcus watches some YouTube clips.

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But see the information under the person talking?

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When he clicks on the second clip,

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it has the exact same amount of views and information!

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Perhaps it took over 259,000 takes to do the scene?

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If you believe in Christ you have nothing to fear.

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Now the misfire that is Gulliver's Travels.

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No signal, but I got 12 messages - Mr Popularity!

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No signal? But you can't check messages without a signal.

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I wonder if Jonathan Swift knew he'd made a massive error

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when he wrote this in 1726?

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Now it's the highly implausible film Unknown.

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MOBILE BEEPS

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In this clip, Liam Neeson gets a text from 2010,

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even though the film is set in 2011.

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I'd change your service provider if I were you, Liam.

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Still on Unknown

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and now Liam's wife is trying to get into a password-protected file.

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She's figured out the password, clever lady,

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but if she'd looked a little harder

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she'd have seen that the password's accepted before she's typed it in!

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I'm personally not going to accept this error...

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Oh, go on, then.

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Creaky suspense from Scream 4

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where Neve Campbell is clearly told by Hayden Panettiere

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that the landline's down and someone's smashed the router.

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I tried to call 911 but the landline's dead

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and someone's smashed the router.

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-I think I got through on my cell.

-OK, where's Jill?

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However, a bit later on,

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when she whips out her phone, we see that the WiFi signal is on.

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Perhaps someone was Wi-Fired for that blunder?!

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Tell Sydney heads are going to roll tonight!

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The laws of time are disregarded

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in the high-octane but routine Unstoppable.

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Here, Chris Pine has a picture of his beautiful wife on his phone.

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Debt of gratitude, blah, blah, blah.

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But at the press conference at the end of the film,

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we see a shot of his beautiful wife that's exactly the same picture.

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See? Unstoppable? That's unacceptable.

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And now, major movie storyline faults

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are reviewed and exposed

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in Great Plothole Mistakes.

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In the spooky and surprising Sixth Sense,

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Bruce Willis plays Dr Malcolm Crowe,

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a child psychologist who gets shot by a former patient

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and, ten months later, befriends a troubled young boy

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who can see dead people.

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One of whom, it turns out, is Dr Crowe, raising the question

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how good a doctor is he that it took him ten months

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to diagnose his own death?

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Surely there were clues.

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Like his wife crying into her dinner, for one.

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Or when she went to a funeral he wasn't invited to.

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Or when she took up starfishing in bed.

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And then there must have been his sudden lack of bar presence,

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and having his phone cut off and not needing the toilet.

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And being able to go to the flicks without paying.

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And even if his unrequited sexual advances towards his wife

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were nothing new, surely when she made the bed with him still in it

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he must have wondered what the blazes was afoot.

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"Sorry, I'm still here."

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You stole the distinctive autumnal tones of my seminal movie.

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Be gone!

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Sure, horror movies are scary,

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but are they scarier than things that happen in real life?

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I've yet to see anything in a horror film

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that makes me jump more than when you wake up

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and find you've slept through an alarm.

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Sure, bad things happen to people in the Saw films,

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but nothing as bad as accidentally calling your girlfriend

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by your ex-girlfriend's name.

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Now that is terrifying. I love watching horror films,

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but the atmosphere's got to be just right.

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What I do is I light some candles and place them around the room

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then put on some scary music before it starts, to get in the mood.

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I pull the duvet over my head and then I'm thrown out of the cinema.

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It's the flat and pointless remake of I Spit On Your Grave.

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Watch this video tape, because it keeps changing position.

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To my what?

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This scene reminds me of my dad trying to work the video.

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-Dad, you've put it the wrong way round.

-What's on the tape?

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-Is this some kind of

-BLEEP

-up joke? I'll smash the damn thing myself.

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Dad, not that way either.

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Any second, I expect this film to be wiped over with the snooker.

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This is a shot he plays well.

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Case 39 creates a sense of menace and unease right from the start.

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Don't believe me? Look at Renee Zellweger's car window.

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First it's down.

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Then it's up.

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What malevolent force could be at work here?

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The force of not-paying-attention, I wager. Hmm?

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Another cock-up from case 39. Watch the knife as she takes it out.

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In a second shot, it's much bigger.

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Watch again.

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Little knife...

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Big knife!

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Maybe when she first took it out it was just a bit cold.

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Final clip from Case 39, and here we see a shape-shifting house.

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Take a look at the corridor to her left.

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Now it's a door.

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And now the door is open.

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I don't know whether to call an exorcist or Colin and Justin.

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Honey, where are you?

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Low-budget and low-rent Insidious now,

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starring a rather casual Patrick Wilson, with his shirt open.

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Something's wrong. Quick, Patrick! Quicker!

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BOY SCREAMS

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Oh, you're finally here. Where have you been?

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Oh, busy putting a tie on,

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to look all smart for your distressed hysterical son.

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-How thoughtful.

-Are you OK?

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And now, Patrick's investigating the ghostly noise outside.

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But, the porch light bulb's just gone. Nightmare!

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Well, maybe the ghost will change it.

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Oh, he did!

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I don't trust ghosts, you can see right through them.

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Things are getting really scary in Insidious now.

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Patrick's approaching the red door.

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Look at all that smoke. Where's it all coming from?

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Oh, the smoke machine in the corner.

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