Episode 4 Great Movie Mistakes

Hello, everyone. I'm just having the finishing touches put to my

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo tattoo. I need to get it quickly, actually,

because I've got to pop to the airport in a bit.

I'm off to Yemen to do some Salmon Fishing, of all things.

I hope I make it In Time and don't get there

when it's Twilight and Breaking Dawn...part one.

Essentially, what I did there was named lots of films

and they have one thing in common, apart from all being films.

They all contain mistakes

and this show is all about great movie mistakes.

You may have deduced that from the title, but you never know.

So thought I'd just explain it anyway.

I feel like I might have patronised you now...a bit. Sorry about that.

Ooh, all done!

Hmm...

That's not quite what I was after.

On tonight's show...

And which of these films made the most mistakes in just one scene?

Find out later!

I don't know if you've noticed this but some films like

The Bourne Identity and Annie just have normal heroes in them.

Whereas all the best films have superheroes in them,

who are like normal heroes but superer.

One of my favourite superhero films this year was Avengers Assembly,

where all the Avengers and their teachers

got together in the main hall, and sang hymns.

I'm really looking forward to the sequels - Avengers Harvest Festival,

Avengers Nativity and Avengers Wet Break.

Right, shut up, everyone, it's Avengers Assemble,

which is MASSIVELY exciting.

Here Captain America takes a shot,

causing terrible damage to his costume and body...

..and over here everyone's second favourite Sherlock Holmes

but first favourite Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr,

has a great big cut to his right eyebrow...

..but here's proof of the power of positive thinking -

all evidence of damage has gone from the Captain's cozzie

and the Iron's cut has miraculously healed.

Now Thor and Iron Man are having a scrap.

Thor sends Iron Man flying off into the woods.

You want me to put the hammer down?!

Then when Thor turns on Captain America, he's all like,

"My American shield will protect me,"

and Thor then flies off into the woods...

..but when they all get up, they're about a metre apart.

Those Avengers Assembled a little too quickly, if you ask me!

Are we done here?

Part of the skill of being a special effects wizard is making sure

that none of your tricks of the trade are exposed.

Unfortunately, in this clip, we have the FX version of an upskirt.

As the ratchet cable used to spin the car is clearly visible.

There are some superheroes you really invest in

and others nobody gives a toss about.

Captain America, now, and you'll see here

how Steve goes into the getting-buffmatron

in perfect-fitting trousers...

Mr Stark!

..which still fit perfectly after he's gone all big.

Still, it's by that logic that we all avoided seeing

Lou Ferrigno's naughty bits, so, you know, every cloud.

After some impressive underwater rough and tumble,

Steve throws Heinz out of the water and onto the dock

but, miraculously, both of them are dry.

This is a shame, I'd have loved to see them both have a rub down

with some fluffy towels before he takes that deadly pill.

Tomorrow shall take its place.

One of Captain America's unsung superpowers

is the ability to deteriorate buildings.

Here he is making an evil Nazi railing break

by sheer power of charisma and pectorals.

Intact here...

-Got to be a rope or something!

-Just go! Get out of here!

No, not without you!

..and broken here.

In the sequel, he takes down Stalin with some well-placed dry rot.

A shocking, sad and pivotal scene from the Amazing Spider-Man here,

as Uncle Ben's shot down...

..but here's proof Charlie Sheen's dad's just doing his actor day job.

See how he falls to the ground with glasses on?

Well, he must be taking a nap,

as when Peter rushes to help him here, the glasses are off.

Someone call an ambulance!

Keep your eyes on this numberplate.

Hmm, is this Eastern Europe?

Thought so.

This is the contrived, forgotten Ghost Rider sequel.

Look at the numberplate now -

it's reversed.

That's the problem with ghost riders -

the numberplasms on their motorspookles

are very unreli-I-I-I-able!

Finding out they've developed superpowers makes the kids

in effective low-budgeter Chronicle really excited,

and, like most teenage boys, they celebrate

by trying to hurt each other.

Steve gets Matt slap-bang under the right eye...

THEY LAUGH

What the, Steve! Dude, get off! Get off! What are you doing?

-Underhand.

-I tried, man. I tried.

..but soon they're laughing on the other side of their faces.

Sorry, bruising on the other side of their faces.

What would be your nominations for Best Picture?

Mine would be the Mona Lisa, that Klimt one everyone's got,

and this picture of me on the beach where I'm sucking it in.

Delightful whimsy aside, what we're really talking about is the Oscars.

Luckily, the Academy Awards are there to let you know exactly

what films are more or less perfectly brilliant,

like Avatar or Titanic.

Sorry, that sounds like I'm having a pop at James Cameron.

I'm really not. I'm just having a pop at his films.

Anyway, award winning films are

just as capable of making careless mistakes as any other film.

That's rather comforting to know, isn't it?

Like reminding yourself that The Queen also goes to the lav.

It's Spielberg's epic adaptation of the National Theatre's epic

adaptation of Michael Morpurgo's epic adaptation

of the First World War, Warhorse, which touched hearts worldwide.

And if that's not enough - they got the continuity wrong with an apple.

Look, whole apple...

..apple with a big bite out of it,

that wasn't there at the start of this clip.

Who did that? A ghost horse, maybe?

And now, nudity. In fact, horse nudity!

Albert knows everything about horses

and all their horse stuff.

See, you've got it. You've got it.

But clearly not how to put a horse's clothes on.

The collar's upside down.

Either that or the horse is upside down.

And now this German soldier's doing it. In a film about horses.

Spielberg should have stuck with sharks.

Well, well, look at you.

This is the touching and heartfelt Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close.

Oskar here has found a note left by his late father, Tom Hanks,

who reads it out in his head like normal.

Congratulations, Oskar. With unbelievable bravery and wisdom far

beyond your years you have solved reconnaissance expedition number six.

But ghost dad Tom has done some posthumous editing

as his words are very different to what the note says.

Wherever they now are, the people of the sixth borough celebrate you.

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Wrong.

Now it's time to go home.

Now the joyful, beguiling The Artist,

which, like all Adam Sandler films, proves films

can be better if no-one talks throughout them.

Here Peppy Miller puts her bag on the floor, but cut to the wide -

the floor has eaten it.

Oh, thank God. It spat it out again.

It's like when that swamp dragon ate R2D2 all over again, but arty.

Notebooks - they cause so much fuss.

Here Peppy drops hers in the clamouring throng

to see movie star George, but as she picks it up,

she's right next to him.

Thanks, notebook!

However, look! The notebook's disappeared!

That's gratitude for you. But once the notebook has had a word

with its agent, it's back in the movie.

Showbiz - such a fickle mistress.

Normally, this show has microphones creeping into shot,

but here it's the opposite.

There's the mike in shot.

But then, boom, it's gone!

I don't mean "boom" like the microphone, I mean...

Oh, you know what I mean. Luckily it comes right back.

Who'd have thought a microphone

would be so troublesome in a silent movie?

-More?

-Yeah, just a little bit more.

Don't tell your mother.

Moneyball now,

a quality crowd-pleaser about an American rounders team. Amazing!

Here, Brad Pitt asks his daughter...

Big spoon or little spoon?

Little spoon.

But then, we see the little tyke clearly eating with a big spoon.

Unless that really is the little spoon,

and Brad Pitt's big spoon is actually a wok.

Here Brad Pitt's cross with his rounders players.

As he enters the dressing room, or whatever it's called,

Jeremy Giambi is dancing away.

In the reverse shots, a white towel swings freely between his legs.

From the front...

not a sausage.

Is losing fun?

Another film about a small boy and a dead father,

this time with robots,

Martin Scorsese's escapist, exhilarating, magical Hugo.

Where's the station inspector?

Ben Kingsley enjoys a bit of notebook-based hocus-pocus

with disappearing, reappearing rubber band.

First it's on the notebook...

..then it isn't, then it is...

..then it isn't.

To be honest, it's behaving pretty much like any rubber band.

Not there when you need it.

Oh, hi there. You probably thought this was footage of me

attending a soiree with my showbiz pals

at the Groucho's or the Nando's.

In fact, these people here are supporting, or background artists.

They are only pretending to be my friends,

and have been paid to do so.

Which is different from my actual friends because...

Because...

Roll the VT.

General Patton has said...

Now the soulless superhero flick Captain America,

and it will shock you to discover

that these aren't real soldiers, but actual background artists.

You can tell because here they walk behind Captain Phillips

but in the very next shot

they are marching again back where they started.

Our boys wouldn't do that.

Now James Bond with curtains is haunted by skellingtons or something

in the confused yet predictable Dream House.

Here he is haunted by a terrifying doppelganger couple

as these two, note the stylish but practical red boots on the lady,

walk down the pavement

and then when Daniel Craig David leaves he cafe a few moments later -

Bingo! The identical couple are still walking towards them

in the same direction.

Of course, they could have stopped and had a row. We just don't know.

In this daft but fun scene from The Muppets,

keep watching the anger therapy patients fighting.

One of them's not up to scratch with his brawling.

Thursday's another one of my trigger words!

You'll see the tall man with white hair

is clearly not hitting anything...

..as his punch misses by at least one foot.

Yet, we hear the punch and the other man falls down.

-Also that's not a real animal.

-Animal!

Not at night.

We Bought A Zoo was over-sensitive and syrupy,

but it's slightly better than the prequel

I Rented A Newsagent-Cum-Off-Licence.

Off-camera string-pulling is visible here

when two extras are waiting for their cue to walk forward,

which they start to do after a couple of seconds.

And action. Nice.

Guys, it's the other zoo film - it's Zookeeper!

Guys?

Here Griffin cycles past a man sat on a bench

wearing a blue blazer and cream trousers.

Then later, from Griffin's POV, we see he's about to cycle past

a woman in a light shirt and blue jeans

and a man in a straw-coloured hat.

But from the opposite angle,

he's just cycled past the man in a blue blazer and cream trousers.

It doesn't make any sense, I tell you.

Like the decision to green light this film in the first place.

Now, Wes Anderson's escapist, eccentric quirk-fest

Moonrise Kingdom.

When Cousin Ben is talking to Sam and Suzy

as they walk through the camp, a marching scout extra

in the background can be seen looking and waving at the camera.

He'll be earning his Ruin The World Of The Movie badge,

I shouldn't wonder.

Oh, this is ridiculous. I can't make it sync.

Sync with laptop.

PHONE: Do you want me to call your Uncle Martin?

Sync with laptop.

Searching the internet for scuba-diving courses.

Sync with laptop.

That's great. Sync with laptop is now in your diary for April.

Do you want a reminder?

Technology!

This is the zesty but trivial What's Your Number?

And this clip is a little embarrassing for the production

as it obviously shows up the fact that they bought a knock off iPhone

copy from the Australian company Ipple

as when Ally answers it...

it's upside down.

Hi, Mom, can I call you right back? I'm in a meeting. OK.

One thing I really hate is when you're not sure

whether a text you sent has arrived.

Fortunately, the bland and uneven Like Crazy has the answer.

All you need to do is send your texts on either May 28th

or December 1st because apparently they are interchangeable.

The catchily-titled Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 now,

and here Bella is calling Rosalie

but we can clearly see her phone is in lock mode.

Or is it? Vampire phones are special though as they're always

unlocked for emergency orders of delicious blood sandwiches.

A good romantic comedy should make you feel like anything is possible.

Apparently, so can middling ones,

as this clip from Salmon Fishing In The Yemen proves.

It tries to make us believe that you can successfully send

heartfelt text messages when you clearly have no signal.

In the slow-paced and depressing Young Adult,

Mavis is getting a cassette out of her bag.

It's fully rewound.

But when she puts it in the car, it is halfway through a song

and she has to rewind it.

She wants to get at that cassette with a pencil.

Or a biro. Which did you use?

Oh, ask your mum and dad, then!

Here's the man who is suddenly in all films answering a phone

in the so-so indie Jeff Who Lives At Home.

PHONE RINGS

But he doesn't press the button to answer it.

"A-ha!" think the boffins in the edit,

"We can fix that with a beep!"

PHONE RINGS

No, you cannot, boffins, for I, Robert Webb, have spotted it

and thusly foiled you.

Some of the best comedy films of all time have one thing in common.

Trading Places, Every Which Way But Loose, Dunston Checks In,

Outbreak, King Kong, Gorillas In The Mist,

Planet Of The Apes, Greystoke, Mighty Joe Young, Congo.

Sorry, no, the thing these films have in common is, like, monkeys.

It's monkeys.

Most of these films aren't even comedies.

I mean - I've seen Dunston Checks In.

I'll do it myself. No, I'll just busk it.

You're still rolling?

Good.

Some of the best comedy films of all time have one thing in common.

Confetti, Magicians, The Wedding Video.

What? That is totally justified.

All right, not Confetti but, I mean, the other two are quite good.

Anyone with an ounce of manners

knows that spitting on someone's head,

like littering or tax avoidance, is jolly rude.

So it's good that in the very coarse, very dumb Goon,

young Ryan here completely fails to hit his target, Doug.

See?

I don't know what this is. Hair gel? Over-excitement?

Ice Hockey is hugely popular in the US.

However, it's not so popular that people will turn up

to watch a pretend match

as these cardboard cut-out excuses for audience members prove.

It just doesn't fit the HBO brand...

Here's Jennifer Aniston in the inert comedy Wanderlust

defiantly shutting her laptop, the IT equivalent of slamming a door.

We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins

and then you could have brooding, sexy, little vampire penguins.

I'm calling actor error on this one.

You'd think that having done something so dramatic,

she'd have noticed that it was open again a few shots later

as she packed up to leave.

I think you're joking?

My favourite mistakes on this show are always the ones where it would

have been easier to get it right.

How did this end up happening, for example?

This margarita's poured out on the rocks.

..5 o'clock, when you could have 4.30.

Can someone have frozen, slushy margarita

ready for when we cut back?

Thanks!

Baffling.

-Keep going, keep going.

-OK.

Depressing gross-out, body-swap nonsense now in The Change-Up,

a film so far beneath its star Jason Bateman

that he must've spent the whole shoot underground.

In this scene, Bateman as Mitch as Dave gets pushed out of bed,

or does he?

Jesus. Hey!

No, at the last minute, she snaps back her retracto-arms

and kicks him, instead.

Get through that door, Jason,

and don't stop till you're not in the film any more.

This gentleman is exposing his midriff in the way

we all did in the '80s.

He does it in the witty and frantic Two Days In New York.

But you know how revivals go,

there one minute, gone the next.

And then it's back in fashion again.

In the savagely satirical The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen

plays the hardest game of Guess Who ever.

Believe it or not, these are the pictures left after

he's flicked down all the ones with glasses.

And it's going to be a pretty tough game,

because most are duplicates or flips of each other.

I bet it's Bernard, though. It's always Bernard.

Supreme leader is on the talking painting.

These mug shots of Nadal and Aladeen show the pseudonyms

Nadal and Allison Burger.

..was cut short by what police

are now calling a terrorism misunderstanding.

But she says his name is Emir Gency Exit Only.

Emir Gency Exit Only.

If she'd only taken the time to study those mug shots, none of us

would have wasted a precious 30 seconds of our lives on that joke.

Sometimes, a film is just

so damn good that the only thing to do is make it again, but different.

You know that feeling where you're watching a cracking movie

and you think to yourself, "I'd love to see this again with

"different actors and with some of the dialogue slightly changed?"

Well, no, neither do I, but presumably it's happened to someone.

American studios have a particular fondness

for making new versions of French films,

figuring that nobody could possibly have seen the original.

Next time you see something hoo-larious with Adam Sandler

in a dress or Cameron Diaz being amusingly coarse,

bear in mind it probably started life as a sensitive examination

of personal identity called Pourquoi Moi?

In Die Another Day, James Bond had an invisible car.

Here's there's two

in this is lamentable spoof TV remake Dark Shadows.

You see? They're invisible.

Ha! Yah, boo, sucks, 007!

Now, that social taboo we're all uncomfortable talking about -

spontaneous combustion.

Luckily, the treatment's just a good dousing with water.

Special dry water that doesn't

leave a trace in the bucket once you've thrown it.

Vampires do DIY just like us regular folk.

Barnabus is inside a coffin with a separate lid,

but between here and the graveyard

they've clearly managed a pit stop at IKEA for some hinges.

They probably also picked up 500 tea lights for 50p

and gorged on Swedish meatballs.

The aptly-named 21 Jump Street now, a violent and naughty film

where characters jump from one location to another

without paying any attention to boring stuff like continuity.

For example, this door opens on three people

but only two of them walk in.

-Who invited you guys?

-I did. The party's here.

-What's up?

-Hi, buddy.

Delroy's probably popped round the corner to 21 Teleport Street.

A bona fide miracle next.

Never mind loaves and fishes, some higher power obviously

decided that this tatty old newspaper on the church door

was making the place look untidy

because mere seconds later, it's gone.

Hallelujah!

It's hard to keep track of relations when you're from a larger family.

Like Ren in the semi-enjoyable

but pointless Footloose remake.

His cousins can't stand still.

Here he's greeted by two of them.

How you doing? You guys are huge. Get off me. Attack of the cousins!

But then he's with just one.

The other's hanging out with Lulu.

Not that Lulu, alas, she's not in either of the Foots Loose.

This cross but charismatic young gentlemen played by not Kevin Bacon

gets all crossly into his Beetle and drives away,

showing the exposed engine.

ENGINE STARTS

But when he arrives at this warehouse,

the boot is repaired and the engine covered.

Oh, hello. I'm just flushing 250 million down the toilet,

rather like the makers of John Carter.

Here in Britain, we love an underdog.

We like things that are plucky or unfashionable or sometimes

just plain crap. We root for them, we cheer for them,

we wish them the best.

What we won't do apparently is buy tickets for them.

Which is why the following films

appear in our Worst Flops at the Box Office section.

Here are some mistakes which, like the films they come from,

you didn't notice the first time.

Conan The Terrible, sorry, Conan The Barbarian now,

and Tamara's strolling through the forest

with clear lines of sight in every direction.

Yet somehow she doesn't see or hear Massive Man On Horse.

She failed to spot the foot-soldiers too,

despite those skinny saplings being too small to hide behind.

She didn't see them.

Just like nobody saw this film.

I Don't Know How She Does It,

otherwise known as I Don't Know Why They Made It

has Sarah Jessica Parker running kookily late

with her beige heels and no tights.

But here she's wearing black tights and boots.

-Oh, hi, Clarke.

-Good morning.

And now it's the original combo again.

I don't know how she did that.

It may have been a flop,

but John Carter was actually quite good fun.

This is the wedding,

and Sab Than is discovering that there's nothing more embarrassing

than finishing your stag night with a drunken tattoo.

In the time of oceans, the celestial lovers rose from the sea each night.

And just like a drunken tattoo,

this one is staggering all over his face from left to right.

So may it be again.

On to the hokey and scrappy Cowboys And Aliens now,

and as Jake escapes from the alien stronghold

he's covered in a blast of alien space dust

or popping candy, as you youngsters call it.

I hate it when that happens.

And so does Jake. Look, he's now dust free.

The Thing is a dull, sloppy, unsuccessful prequel

to a successful film called The Thing.

I'm hoping they make a sequel called And Another Thing.

Here, Kate turns on both taps,

has the most feeble face-wash of all time,

then turns off the water one-handed.

So the thing about The Thing is

why isn't the other tap still running?

The aptly-named Anonymous was a preposterous romp based on

the idea that Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare, but the Earl of Oxford.

However we can reveal

that the Earl of Oxford wasn't the Earl of Oxford, either.

judging by that very modern tattoo that's peeping out

from under his doublet, he's clearly Rhys Ifans.

If you're the kind of person who, when reading a book,

likes to skip over the difficult bits,

and put Keira Knightley all over the rest,

then you'll love film adaptations.

Since film was invented, directors have been slightly ruining

or basically missing the point of some of the greatest literary works

in the world. But they still found room to make some shocking mistakes.

Fortunately, the world of literature has been getting its own back

for years by taking tremendous films and getting hacks to write

unreadably awful novelizations.

So, you know, swings and roundabouts.

George Smiley's waiting for a call, with his shoes neatly under

the table in the thrilling and classy Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

But when it's an important call,

surely it's wise to be fully clothed,

so in the next shot they're back on again.

Though now he's taken them off.

Oh, make up your mind!

The same thing happens with his underpants

but we can't show that bit.

I think there's just a simple script typo in this scene

from meandering flick The Rum Diary.

There's Johnny Depp with his hair all unkempt

and this line is delivered.

You blew it, Kemp.

And suddenly Johnny's neatly coiffed again.

I'm pretty sure the line should have been, "You blow-dried it, Kemp"

Ah, look, nothing in the sky for miles around,

except a few clouds in this expensive-looking but unnecessary

umpteenth adaptation of The Three Musketeers.

And yet just 39 seconds later...

..where did this ruddy, great low-flying airship come from?

SHOUTING

Some mistakes can be put down to simple revenge.

Clearly the cameraman was so annoyed at crashing into this wooden pole...

Careful! ..that he sneakily removed it for the next shot.

Luckily, someone noticed

and Poley resumed his rightful place next to the step. For a bit.

Rule one of escaping from baddies -

be sure you make a clean getaway.

However, once D'Artagnan runs through the door,

he just stops and waits.

Almost, and I know this is going to sound mad,

almost like an actor waiting for his next cue.

If I dared, I'd touch you, see if you were real.

Mr Rochester's journal. 'Wednesday. An exciting day.

'Jane Eyre returned from visiting her aunt,

'I put this very journal down to say hello.

'However, no sooner had she ascended the stairs

'than my journal completely disappeared,

'only to reappear moments later.

'Should it disappear again,

'I shall write my innermost thoughts on my massive hat.'

Very sloppy.

It's a little bit of a Hollywood secret, but you can't just

use normal cars, trains, motorbikes and so on, when making a film.

No, all the vehicles you see are stars in their own right.

The cars always demand their own trailers, every motorcycle insists

on riders, buses won't film without regular stops and all the aeroplanes

are scientologists and won't let anyone look them in the cockpit.

Also, something about helicopters, um, they work on a rotor system?

Something like that? Somebody sort this out.

Icily compelling sex pest docusoap Shame now,

and here Michael "Middle Stump" Fassbender arrives at Fulton Street

as he creepily eyes up a woman in a hat.

But he's on the world's most inconvenient train,

as you see when they leave Fulton Street.

Then after a few minutes of serious-faced ogling, arrive at...

Fulton Street!

Get your coat, love, you've pulled.

Misbehaving wingtips now,

which is the bane of the Victorian Dandy's life.

But also in the turbo-charged Avengers Assemble.

As the plane lands, the wings fold in.

But when Captain America disembarks,

They are folded out again.

Let's see it again - and watch out for the bonus boob here.

What the hell happened to hi-vis orange runway man?

Pointless remake of Footloose now -

and a stark reminder that level crossings

are dangerous places, kids. Here we see how,

if you're not careful your lovely sister's saloon car

will inexplicably turn into a black four by four

the moment it touches the railway lines.

He's not looking good, sir.

The disappointing Johnny English Reborn now,

and when Johnny says, "It's just like riding a bike,"

that's clearly not what he said when they shot it.

-It's just like riding a bike.

-Maybe he was actually saying -

"get rid of that man on the back seat,"

because by the next shot, he has clearly disappeared.

Yes, it's all coming back to me.

If violent revenge flick How I Spent My Summer Vacation

is anything to go by, Mel Gibson spends his holidays

dressed as a clown in a deserted part of Mexico.

Not that deserted, mind.

Those tyre tracks show there's been another car there,

or at the very least a previous take.

Action movies are like making love. Last about 90 minutes check.

Have loud noises going on throughout check.

An Aerosmith song playing check.

And big men in vests running around shooting assorted Europeans

or Middle Easterns - check. And, of course, an awful lot of blood.

Happy lovemaking, sex fans!

What's wrong here in the hammy and laughably bad Abduction?

Acting rule number one is never look into the camera, but gotcha!

Taylor Lautner can't resist!

Still if this is the take they used, the other ones must have just

had him staring slack-jawed into the camera and wobbling.

Look at the light filtering through the outdoor window -

I love a good sunset, don't you?

And so do the makers of Abduction.

They've really captured that magic hour.

-Yeah.

-'Hey, I heard you pull up...'

Or rather, that abrupt few seconds

between day and, in the next shot, night.

It's the run-of-the-mill In Time,

and Henry's timeline's running out, so he's decided to keel over

and fall into some lovely running water.

That's very fortunate.

Had he jumped a few seconds earlier,

he'd have fallen on to a barely wet slab of concrete.

The generally "meh" This Means War now, and attention ladies...

If you've ever had your jacket stolen from a nightclub,

it was almost certainly stolen by Hollywood actor, Reese Witherspoon.

The proof? Well, here she is going in without a jacket,

and here she is exiting the same club, with a jacket.

-Tell it to the DA, Witherspoon.

-I'm not the girl for you.

Tooth fairy news now,

and it turns out the little blighter's working overtime.

Here, young Joe is missing the traditional two front teeth,

but the director clearly thought that was a bit of a cliche,

because later on the same day the missing teeth are altogether

hipper, edgier bottom-row ones.

Hands up!

Here's a clip from thin-on-laughs action comedy, 30 Minutes Or Less,

which, if it isn't a sequel to One Hour Photo, should be. Here,

Chet's accidentally spray-painted the inside of the door.

It's like you bought a Mustang...

Luckily, by the time they stop, the paint's disappeared.

My wife gets angry when I eat sushi in the car.

She doesn't understand it makes me a better driver.

Hugely-disappointing, dreary war-fest Red Tails now,

and important advice on hat etiquette.

I need everyone on this next mission.

Young Joe here is committing a faux-pas of epic proportions

as Army regulations state that hats should be

removed when indoors...

and worn when outside.

He's doing neither.

He'd be a laughing stock at Ascot, the berk.

Cuba Gooding Jnr here is doing his best

to win the coveted Pipe Smoker of the Year award.

Look at his masterful skills.

He's so good, he can simultaneously point out directions with it.

And smoke it at the same time.

Airports are stressful, all that queuing, waiting

and having your private bits probed by security.

These poor blokes are having a terrible time.

Their duty free fags have finished and their plane has inexplicably changed from an A3...

..to A2.

Goodness knows where their luggage is going to end up!

There's so much back patting that goes on in the film industry

that many execs are now forced to wear reinforced blazers.

Much of this incestuous congratulating goes on

in the award ceremonies, which are countless.

Unless you count them. In which case, there are about 200 year.

Well, this year there are 201,

as we are about to enter our final section of the night,

and present the Most Mistakes In One Scene Award For 2012.

Or, MMIOS Twe-Twe, as I like to call them. Here are the nominations.

I should have an envelope. Could someone get me an envelope?

NB: A glittery one. Thanks.

Here's the punningly titled

but sadly made Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

Here are two kids in blue watching the monk-dancing.

And then, piff-paff-poof, they're gone.

And if that's not enough,

celebrity Scientologist Jason Lee pushes past yellow polo shirt guy...

..and then pushes past him again. And now the girls are back.

Only for one of them to be replaced.

What a load of chip. Four mistakes.

Next up, The Inbetweeners Movie,

and it's a busy time for wrong background artists.

When Jay and Si are fighting,

an extra in a red cap appears behind Will's right shoulder.

I shall call him Leopold.

Leopold then mysteriously keeps shifting positions between shots.

All right, come on, you two.

I'm sick of his BLEEP. I'm going to BLEEP do him!

Oh, you're hard, Si(!) I didn't see you do me just now.

-Let's go for walk!

-Don't cry, Si.

Then a couple with a male carrying a beach towel over his shoulder

walk past and over to the right side of the road.

Then there's a cut,

and the couple are walking to the right side of the road again.

Meanwhile, after the fight, Jay walks away

and kicks a nearby metal bench.

The benche is empty when he kicks it.

But in the wide shot, it's only Leopold sitting there again.

Five mistakes. Thanks, The Leopold Movie!

And the award goes to...

That is not what I asked for.

And the award goes to...

This astounding mistake-filled scene from Men In Black III.

Here, Griffin talks about the Mets baseball team.

..the World Series, they were in last place every single season

-until they...

-Wrong.

In 1968, the Mets were second to last in the World Series.

Now look at his hands.

They've gone.

This packet is especially odd. A big box one second...

And the next it shrinks to tiny sized.

You're not going to fit many crackers in that.

But it doesn't end there, oh, no. This could be a record, viewers.

Now, more hand trouble.

Here they're back. Now they've gone.

And as the final coup de grace,

Griffin's arms are now interlocked with J and K's.

Men In Black 3, movie mistakes, six.

Congratulations.

I lost my planet.

Well, the time has come for film-makers

to breathe a sigh of relief, because we're done...for now.

But beware, Hollywood, if you try and get away

with even the tiniest little error, a misplaced hair,

a shifting coffee cup or a making John Carter, we will be watching.

Good night.

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