Episode 11 Great Movie Mistakes


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There was once a noble quest undertaken by Tommo and Ben,

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two hairy men from the Midlands, and Matthew the painfully white.

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Bravely, they sought out motion picture mishaps,

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cinematic screw-ups and filmic failures.

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They travelled as far as Odeon and through the many caverns of Vue,

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where they have returned with their prey,

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captured on shiny golden rings known as DVDs.

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Fine, fine, I know they're not gold.

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Join them now as they celebrate Great Movie Mistakes.

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-Rotten Tomatoes.

-Oh! Yes, please! My favourite.

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Think I'll stick to the popcorn.

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-It's a movie review site.

-What?

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Uninformed slobs lying around giving their inexpert opinion on films.

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-I hate that.

-Yeah. Just imagine.

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HE BELCHES

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Anyway, this section features films that were the darlings of the critics

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and rated most highly on IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, that sort of thing.

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-I hope it features my favourite film of 2013.

-What was that, Ben?

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Waterworld.

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Well, A, that was made in 1995 and B, it was cobblers, mate.

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Actually, Tom, the Waterworld I'm referring to was

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a 15-minute clip on a rather niche premium website.

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Let's have a look at those mistakes.

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Looper is a clever and original time-travel film.

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I say this because I actually understand it.

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But look at the gun.

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He cocks it.

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Now, it's uncocked.

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Now, he's cocked it again.

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-Sounds like my weekend.

-Was that supposed to be smutty?

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-No, I bought a gun.

-Oh.

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What the hell's going on out there?

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So, let me get this straight.

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Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are the same person?

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If that's the case,

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why is Bruce left-handed...

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..and Joseph right-handed?

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That's a damn fine point.

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-I think Bruce might just be using a left-handed gun.

-Ssh, Ben.

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Let's play a game of "Who's In The Truck?"

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-The kid and his

-mum! If only.

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Look again, it's empty!

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Apart from a roll cage to stop the people who aren't even in there

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getting hurt.

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Clearly, the director removed the child and actress before the crash

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which, in terms of verisimilitude, is frankly irresponsible.

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I'm sorry.

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You never cared about her and you never cared about us.

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Mud, an engrossing, heart-warming modern fairy tale.

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Not about the cheesy glam-rock group from the '70s?

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No, it's a film about mud.

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The mud in this scene magically disappears from that boy's trousers.

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Must be a fairy tale when you don't even need to wash your grubby kecks.

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End Of Watch is a hard-hitting and intense movie

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set on 06/08/2011 which, being America, means it's the 8th of June.

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-Nutters.

-But look here!

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Jake's paperwork says 8/19/12, a whole year in their future,

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and either the 19th of August or the 8th of Matthewary,

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the 19th month in my invented calendar.

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I'm angry you didn't include Benuary.

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Nobenber had more of a ring to it for some reason.

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Life Of Pi. Beautiful cinematography but terrible mistakes.

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-This is an absolute disgrace! Look at the ship.

-Choppy waters.

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Indeed, Matthew. But has our boy, Pi, noticed? Somehow, no.

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His bedroom is incredibly calm.

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-Wait, that's supposed to be in the same ship?

-I know!

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Look at this girl in the bottom centre.

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Can you see a flower in her hair?

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-IN MEDIEVAL STYLE:

-Sir, I tell you I cannot.

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Well, look again!

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-Gadzooks!

-Ben, are you all right?

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I think so. Are you sure this is tea?

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It's the nostalgically-fun and sweet comedy Wreck-It Ralph.

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But there's nothing funny about this mistake.

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-Nonetheless, we've included it.

-Oh, God, yeah.

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-Deanna's dress is shiny with leaves and flowers on it.

-Look again.

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It's a plain dress.

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And seconds later, she's by the door wearing the original dress.

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I don't know what to believe any more.

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Now, I've got a bone to pick with you, Ralph.

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This is that candy go-kart game over by the Whack-A-Mole.

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-I've got to get out of here.

-Mole? Whack-A-Mole, is it, Ralph?

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Ha! It's Whack-A-Troll!

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Wildly inconsistent, which is what I shouted

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when I first watched this film.

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Is that why we're banned from the Odeon in Crystal Palace?

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Essentially, yes.

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Ralph's sticking Sour Bill to a candy tree.

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Note the branch pointing downwards.

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-Stick around.

-Yes, OK, I will.

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But now, Sour Bill has freed himself and, in freeing himself,

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has somehow twisted the branch so it points to his right.

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Doubly impressive given that his hands and feet

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float next to his body.

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All very sloppy.

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Is this Ryan Gosling starring as the Milky Bar Kid?

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No, Tom, this is the powerful

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-and intriguing drama The Place Beyond The Pines.

-Oh, that's a shame.

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He could have shared his stash of chocolate with

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the lady at the table behind him.

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Those plates the waitress just brought over have vanished.

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Anything you think I might want to know before I leave here?

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Hi, guys. Ben here.

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I'd just like to remind everyone

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that not all films have to be intellectual.

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They don't all need a plot or a script.

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Sometimes all you need to have a good time is to watch a man

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get hit in the crotch.

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Awww!

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Ben makes a valid point.

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Sometimes you just can't beat a bit of lowbrow comedy.

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Urgh! I've changed my mind, this isn't funny at all!

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Here's a selection of lowbrow clunkers. Enjoy!

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CLANK

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I don't know, you tell me.

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Ah, The Hangover III, an utter movie mistake

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distilling all the worst bits of

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the brilliant Hangover I and the middling Hangover II.

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Mr Chow here is going mental with a knife to Stu's neck.

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The right side of Stu's neck, that is.

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So how come the cut's on his left side for the rest of the film?

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And more to the point, why was this awful film made?

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HE SINGS: # Money! #

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Quick, guys, it's Zach Galifianakis,

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the best thing about The Hangover III.

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Sorry, Matthew, the sound editors have ruined this scene for me.

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You see this saucy exchange of a lollipop?

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Cor, do I?!

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SHE SUCKS AND RATTLES LOLLIPOP

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LOLLIPOP CRUNCHES

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Clearly she's crunching and chewing on the lollipop.

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-There it is, whole again.

-Thanks a bunch, sound effects people(!)

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'Are you in a library?'

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It's the cast of the Wedding Crashers

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doing a not-as-good film.

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Yeah, The Internship wasn't exactly laugh-out-loud.

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This scene's funny, though. But not the way they intended.

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Check out the books behind them. They keep changing!

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And the red trolley

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disappears constantly!

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Much like my will to live whilst watching this film.

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Now, there's a lot of hate for Movie 43.

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That's because it's absolutely

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one of the worst films in the history of cinema.

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Oh, come on, it's got a great cast!

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Who were all essentially blackmailed into doing the film

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by the directors. Here's the actually very talented

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Anna Faris and Chris Pratt.

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-This is perfect.

-Julie, we've been together for over a year.

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16 months and two weeks.

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THEY LAUGH

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And in that time, I've come to realise that...

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..you mean everything to me.

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Oh, Doug, you, too!

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-Aw, Julie and Doug.

-No, no, Ben!

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They call themselves that here, but on the credits, see,

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they're listed as "Vanessa" and "Jason!"

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I'd argue that's another great gag in a great film!

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I'd argue it's another misfire in a film that should have

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genuinely never been made.

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It's the unashamedly crude Ted.

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Marky Mark wants to prove he's all grown up

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since his time with the so-called Funky Bunch in the early '90s.

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But, look, he can do up his tie and everything!

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And, for further emphasis, he does it up again.

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Hanging around with a teddy bear isn't terribly adult.

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It's just a movie, Ben.

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And, OK, this is ridiculous. When Mila Kunis comes out of the shower,

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she has full make-up on!

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Down here. Not looking up your towel, swear to God.

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Not looking up your towel, not looking at your funny business.

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Hang on, Ben. There is a chance that she actually is that beautiful.

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Or that she's wearing waterproof mascara?

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Let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.

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Well, I'm marking it up as a mistake.

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It's time for Donny, aka Giovanni Ribisi, to show us his dance moves.

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Some pretty decent hip work there.

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And now, thanks to his disappearing drink, he can use his arms.

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Beautiful!

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How many continuity guys does it take to change a light bulb?

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-I don't know.

-Well, look at this Christian Science reading room.

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The lights are on.

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But once we're here with Mila in her car...

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Hey!

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..they're off.

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However, spin forward just a few seconds and...

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I've seen the light!

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MOBILE RINGTONE CHIMES

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OK, so...

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It's mirth-filled fun action comedy The Heat starring Sandra Bullock

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and Melissa McCarthy.

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Whoa, Bullock's put on a lot of weight for this role. Respect.

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When hiring extras in your next feature film,

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try to make sure they're not identical triplets wearing

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the same costume, as can be seen in the background of this scene.

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Look at this guy!

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And now this fellow, same shirt and bag.

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-And now this chap.

-Guys, I'm pretty sure they're the same person.

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Wow, Matthew, wow!

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Now, Shannon here hurls a watermelon at a criminal.

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Notice how it doesn't break.

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He, Matthew. Criminals are people too.

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I meant the watermelon, which is now broken up all over the place!

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A watermelon! Oh, hell, no! See, I told you you was a racist!

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But not here.

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And that's your lot. See you soon for some more...

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-Great movie mistakes!

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