02/03/2017 The One Show

Hello and welcome to The Juan Show, tis I Matt Baker!

Just getting in the mood, you know, seeing as one of our guests

is about to play a lothario, Don Juan himself.

He's the time-travelling doctor turned detective who's starred

alongside some of the UK's best-loved actresses,

from Olivia Coleman to Catherine Tate and Billie Piper.

Surprise surprise. Here we go again, you big kitten. I have only got two

words for you. You are not exactly selling them.

Please welcome David Tennant and Adrian Scarborough!

What did you make of his Don Juan? A good understudy. I could get their

just after 7:30 p.m.. I could get their just

after 7:30 p.m.. You are starring together

in Don Juan in Soho and we'll be talking lots more about that later,

but what do you make of Imelda Staunton allegedly asking

for the audience to be banned for bringing food and

drink into the theatre? I have never been aware of it on

stage. I have always been partial to a cough sweets because I am always

worried I am going to court. What about crinkly wrappers? I try and

keep it as quiet as possible. So it is not a bugbear for you. If it was

very smelly food, maybe, somebody with a fish supper. A tuna sandwich.

A kebabs. It was World Book Day today. Did you send off your

children dressed up? Two of my kids were devastated because their school

did not do it. But my eldest, who is 14, who you thought would be beyond

such things, his school did it, so he went stressed as Christian grave.

A little bit appropriate. We will find out later. Is that the book

that he has read? I hope he has not. What costume did he wear? It was a

Well, with that in mind we want to see photos

of your children all dressed up for World Book Day, that's before

they left for school this morning and how they're looking now!

Is your little BFG looking a bit bedraggled?

Maybe your Matilda's got a little muddy?

Send us your before and after photos and we'll show as many as we can

Now, with England's top hospital inspector warning today that the NHS

is "standing on a burning platform" when it comes to it's ability

to deliver safe and adequate care to an aging population we thought it

would be a good time to remind you about Iris Sibley,

the woman who recently found herself at the centre of the

Iris was stuck in hospital for months last year

because there were no suitable care homes for her to move to.

Now her son is determined to make sure it doesn't happen to anyone

In Bristol John Sibley is making his daily visit to his 89-year-old

mother Iris. Hello, mother. How are you today? Iris now lives in a

comfortable care home that can cater for her severe dementia, but last

summer her situation was very different. Last June Iris had a fall

and fractured her leg. She was taken to Bristol was infirmary where she

was declared medically fit to lead within a month. Six months later and

she was still there with no suitable nursing home available. Not until

you are caught up in the whole situation do you realise that the

situation is so bad. And her case is not so unique. A recent BBC

investigation found three quarters of NHS trusts in England have seen

patients stranded for more than 100 days over the last few years. I am

meeting John in Yeovil on a fact-finding mission to look at

hospital who has a different approach in caring for elderly.

Here, they are looking to find new and innovative ways of improving the

way the NHS is run. Our visit starts with an assessment unit dedicated to

the elderly. We spoke to the chief executive. We can bring in frail,

old people and we have put together a team of doctors, nurses, physios,

pharmacists, assistance, to make sure that they get a holistic

assessment, and MOT if you like for an old person. You have got

everything in the same unit so that the same question is not asked over

and over again. This sister runs the ward where three quarters of the

patients are assessed, treated and sent home by the end of the day. It

is a safe environment and we have the services you need to keep you at

home safely. It is a new concept. You gather all the details. In

addition to help stop patients taking up valuable beds, the

hospital has rented out a flaw in a local care home for people well

enough to leave hospital, but not ready to cope on their own. The

manager Caroline Manson shows us around. It is a lovely, bright area

where the patients come for their meals. Sylvia is practising to

literally make a cup of tea and while that may sensible to ask, she

probably hasn't made one since she has been in hospital. It is being

safe with boiling water. It means the care agency does not have to do

it for her. Have you got a lot of confidence to be able to do things?

Yes, it has helped me a lot. It costs ?1000 a week for a patient,

but an acute bed in a hospital is more than double that at ?2500. Not

only is it better for the patient and their families, but it is

cost-effective setting and better than keeping patients in an acute

and busy hospital. Our beds are used much more efficiently. The payback

overtime is much more important even though there is an investment

upfront. But ultimately it is about patient care. The University

Hospital's Bristol NHS Trust has launched an investigation into

Iris's case. John wanted to ask the chief executive Robert Woolley if

there was anything he could take from Yeovil. It is a good model,

making sure people can get back into their own environment and come out

of hospital as quickly as possible. We are working with the local

commissioning group who are about to open some new capacity using exactly

that model. That is great because it will benefit people like my mother

tremendously. What your mother's case showed was the critical

interdependency between social care and the NHS. Hospital is not the

right place for our older people. He asked me if I would consider joining

the sustainability transformation group to look at the whole needs of

how older people are looked after in the trust, which is amazing. It is

something I am excited about and hopefully we can do some good and

move forward and look after our old people in the right way. So, yes,

really good. That is wonderful, his enthusiasm and it will help so many

people. Thank you, John, and we wish him well. Thank you as well to the

lovely Iris. You are both on stage together, but this is not the first

time you have worked together. Way back when, 18 years ago, what are

your memories of each other from back then? You have not changed a

bit. It cannot possibly be 18 years. You seem to have got 18 years

younger. I am only 25 now. Is that you under the table? Yes, that is

me. That is you in the background with the big moustache. Don Juan in

Soho, Don Juan is one of the most famous Lotharios in the world. What

is your depiction of him like? He is a bit of a bounder, he lives purely

for pleasure. He does not let gilts trouble him a great deal. But there

is something compelling about him, that is the problem. He should not

be able to get away with what he gets away with, but he does it with

a twinkle. You are off Charming the ladies, what is your character up

to? Stan is Don Juan's trusted servant. He is the Lone Ranger. When

they start he is having a crisis of conscience because he thinks they

cannot go on living like this and eventually something will catch up

with him. Morally he is a bit uncomfortable. Yes, you cannot live

that life for ever. The chickens will come home to roost. This is a

very old play, so it has been brought up to date and all the

language is new. It is based on an old play, but it is completely up to

date, based on the London of right now. We have got some photos of the

rehearsal. I know you have a week to go. I do not know what you want to

tell us about this. We will leave it to you. It speaks for itself. Is

this a moment in the play or is this you enjoying it? If it is living

tissue... ! We have one that suggests you might be singing. Are

you singing together? This is my West End musical debut. The masks

are very intriguing. A bit of Christian grey, 50 shades. That

might be the chickens coming home to roost in the background. That might

be the past catching up. It looks like a lot of fun. Is there a

difference when you are approaching opening night for a theatre

production as opposed to being on set on a TV project? It is a bit

more scary. It is like jumping out of a plane when you step on stage

because you can say cut, and go again. It is the squeaky bum time.

With a comedy you never know when people are going to laugh and if

they are going to laugh. We might find it is a tragedy and not a

comedy. When you compare TV work to stage work, how much preparation do

you get to do for TV stuff in relation to what you are doing now?

Very little rehearsal at all on the TV. You turn up in the morning, go

through it a couple of times and do it. That is one of the luxuries of

having weeks of rehearsal to play in. So it is quite an adventure.

David, there is a question you will not comment on, so we will ask him.

Who do you think will play the next Doctor Who? That is such an unfair

question. Is it time for a comment? You have answered a question with a

question. And I looked at you. Would you like to see the return of Gavin

and Stacey? As long as Adrian is in it. The play is on at the Wyndham

Theatre from the 17th of March, but it is a quite short run. Yes, it is.

Early on we asked for your World Book Day photos. These are best

friends. Aged five. Tweedledum and Tweedledee. I like how they are in

character. And then Sally's great-nephew. In the meantime, we

have got two very popular characters for you. You will not find them in a

book, but their life story is as good as any you will ever read.

I'm Barry. And I'm Paul.

And our TV series, ChuckleVision, chalked up nearly 300 episodes.

Making it the longest-running TV show on Children's BBC.

And our catchphrase can be heard in every playground in the country.

To me. To you.

To me. To you, then.

We did, among the steel mills and the flour mills.

It hasn't changed a lot, really, has it?

I haven't been here since... It must be about 1975.

It was longer than that since I was here, yeah.

Here we are. Yeah, the old Chuckle house.

It was the Elliott house. Of course.

Five boys, one girl. Yeah.

And there was Mum and Dad, of course.

And only three bedrooms in there. I know.

I wonder if they would let us have a look inside?

Let's ask. Hey, look.

Look at that. The layout hasn't changed, has it?

Of course, all our mates around here, their dads

What I'm trying to get at, Barry, is Dad was different,

Of course, because he had been on the stage.

He was a comedian and very rarely came home, did he?

Because he was working 52 weeks a year in the variety theatre.

She brought us up. She did.

Back in the '50s, when we were kids, I saw her many a time crying,

with just a few pennies on the table,

wondering how she was going to pay the gas and electric,

She worked in a maternity hospital for years,

Yeah, she was a dancer originally, of course.

That's how Mum and Dad met, wasn't it?

Can you believe that five of us slept in here?

I know. Top to tail.

Our big brothers, Jimmy and Brian, put an act together.

Did loads of big shows, didn't they, in those days?

They probably inspired us a little bit by watching them as kids.

And when they did summer season we used to go and spend time

And then they would do TV. The Vera Lynn Show.

That put the idea in the head, it would be good to do showbusiness.

This is the place. Yes.

Remember we used to put the shows on for the kids?

That was the audience out there, all sitting there.

# We're not all there. # There's something missing.

# We're not all there. # Some folks declare.

# They call me Looby, Looby. # Nothing but a great big booby.

Course we did! We must have done.

Probably because I was the cleverest.

You were the what? The cleverest.

Don't be stupid, I have always been the cleverest.

You know I've always been the cleverest.

We'll have to settle this. I'll phone Brian.

See what he says, he will tell you I was the cleverest.

Right. Hiya, Barry.

Now, when it comes to saying who was the most intelligent

between the two of you, I think I would have to say...

You're both a pair of knuckleheads, so get out of it!

Many years would be spent down there.

At one point I used to be at all home matches and away matches.

How much was it to get in? It was a tanner, sixpence for me.

You would walk out into a beautiful stadium like this.

Hey, look, it's Johnny! John Breckin, club legend.

The greatest full-back I've ever seen.

Then he went on to be the assistant manager

and brought us up two seasons running?

you used to come down and watch the lads, didn't you?

Yeah, me dad used to put me under the turnstile.

Over the turnstile in the early days.

And going out at the end of the match, we little ones

You could feel it getting tighter and tighter as you walked out.

We're off to another theatre of dreams, now.

Great to see you, Johnny. Great to see you boys.

There you go, the first place we ever worked as a double.

Then my mates at school found out I was doing a dance

And eventually, after 23 years of working our apprenticeship,

Yeah, we've been working together for over 50 years now.

To you? Yeah, to me.

To me as well. Oh!

STUDIO: Six in the family! We thought that we would celebrate more

famous double acts, to celebrate the chuckle Brothers and because of the

new onstage partnership. We like to call this game, two heads are better

than Juan. We have their heads through the green screen, very

high-tech! LAUGHTER on to which we'll be projecting

photos of famous people We'll give them clues

as to who they are, all they need We are going to make them easy to

start with. Bearing in mind that they can't see

what we and you at home can see and we have no

idea what's coming up! First one... This is easy, we were

talking about this earlier on... About who would be the new one...

The lady in it, her surname is connected to... Doctor and Rose!

Batsman and Robin! -- Batman. Louis Walch, The X Factor... Jedward!

CHEERING Ice skaters, figure skaters...

Torvill and Dean. The first one sounds like Yurt and the second

one... The second one sounds a bit like gurney... Bert and Ernie!

LAUGHTER That last clue was genius!

Come and sit back down, no need to stick your face through a massive

green screen for the rest of the show. Come on, sit back down again,

Yurt and Gurney(!) good sports! LAUGHTER

Here they come! No expense spared on special effects. Though on The One

Show, they said, it won't be humiliating at all, they said! Juan

could do a bit of damage in that! It looks like milk is the latest

food in the firing line when it New figures claim we throw

away 500 million pints enough to fill 114

Olympic-sized swimming pools. More than a fifth of that is

because it's passed its use-by date. But would that be the case if we

relied on smell-by dates instead? For years we have been told that

best before dates can be ignored, but use by dates can be kept to.

Customers are empowered to use their senses to reduce waste with smell by

dates, does the human nose best? Helen white, food waste campaigner,

certainly hopes that for some foods that should be the case. We are

throwing away an awful lot of food. From our homes, over 7 million

tonnes of food every year. -- Helen White. Costing the average family

?60 a month, ?700 a year. There are simple things we can do to reduce

it, understanding date labels is one of those. Looking at things like

milk, yoghurt, those type of things. And whether those dates can be moved

from a use by two are best before, it will give us more time to use

them up. -- to a best before. Members of the public given more

power to judge whether something is... When something has a best

before date, that is when you can use your judgment. That is when you

would be using your nose. Yes. How good is our sense of smell in

judging what is off? We have set up a test to see if people can tell the

difference between bad, borderline, as in, still edible, and fresh food.

I think that might be about one day off. That is actually ten days of!

No! LAUGHTER Just on smell alone... You would eat

that? Yes, fine. That one went off yesterday. No... That stinks, that

really stinks. Doesn't smell very nice at all. I would not even open

the packet if it is past the use by date, I throw it in the bin. I would

still need that. Not particularly bad. Would you eat that? That is

past its use by date. Shocking. No smell... I would use that. That went

off yesterday. One week... One week?! If it is not lumpy! LAUGHTER

That one is OK? Use by date of yesterday. Really? Are you a slave

to the use by date? Best before, I would give it a go, use by, no way.

That is exactly what the experts recommend. The use by date is

therefore food safety, once food has passed that date you should not be

consuming it even if you have sniffed it. Bugs that can cause food

poisoning cannot be seen or smell, and so relying on your nose is

really not a good idea. Not at all, not at all. I would eat all of them!

So, when you go to your fridge, if that was past the use by date...?

Use by date, sell by date, totally ridiculous. I'm scared to say

something now! LAUGHTER This is off, this one is. Fingers

crossed for you! LAUGHTER STUDIO:

Carrey is joining us, she has been sniffing all afternoon. Obviously,

real confusion between use by dates and best before. -- Carrie.

Absolutely, fresh cheese and fresh juices, used to be used by, and now

they have gone to best before, the argument is why can't fresh

pasteurised milk make the journey? It does mean that we will have to

use our noses. Do you always look at the dates on milk? Do you stick your

nose in there? I stick my nose in. Depends upon how desperate I am for

a cup of tea in the morning! Bit of hair on cheese, shave it off, but

with milk, I would be funny with it. Well, you know what I mean, fur. We

have Dubai samples of milk here. I want you to tell me if you would

feel safe drinking this. Have a little smell of this, this is Milk

A. I would drink that. No, I would not... Yeah...! Three out of four.

What about this one? Not sure about that one.

I probably would! LAUGHTER That one smells better, to me. Yeah,

that one is all right as well! Angela has the best nose, women do

have a better sense of smell than men, Milk A went off on the 26th of

February... Four days ago. That is only a minute demo, shut it down! --

that is only a minute ago, chug it down! Once it is past the use by, it

can't. If it changes do best before, we will have to rely upon our noses,

and we will have to work harder, clearly! Is it true that the sense

of smell, you said females are better than males, generally, we are

less...? We are in decline, because of traffic pollution and uncollected

rubbish, even a messy house. So I am done! LAUGHTER

Jellybeans, 95% of taste happens through our sense of smell. I could

have given you an onion and a potato, and you would not have been

able to tell the difference, apparently, hold your nose, really

tightly, and have a jellybean? Does it mean don't look question not...

No, you can look, just tasted! I think that you have guessed that it

is a jellybean(!) LAUGHTER Hold your nose... I think I took too

much... And you taste anything? I can, weirdly, but I shouldn't be

able to, should I. Now, unlock your nose. Well! Ramps it up. Burst of

flavour! Thank you very much indeed. World book Day photograph, thank you

very much to everyone who has sent them in, before and after. No names,

but thank you very much for sending them in. -- World Book Day. James

aged two, tired out tiger that came to tea. Jellybean still in my mouth!

We have just got time to tell you about what is coming up tomorrow,

more like, who is coming up tomorrow. The multi-Brit

award-winning superstar who has sold more than 23 million albums

worldwide, I'm excited, Ed Sheeran, performing live! That is it for

tonight par show, a very big thank you to our guests. -- that is it for

tonight's show. See you, 17th of March.