07/03/2017 The One Show

I've never known you have first night nerves like this before.

I've never had a first night like this before.

We have a bottle of champagne and a film about Brexit.

Hello and welcome to the One Show with Matt Baker.

And we are very pleased to see Suzy Starr and Pat Lewis from Tales

of the Unexpected back together and on our sofa.

Otherwise known as Dame Joan Collins and Pauline Collins.

Hello to you both. That is scary looking at yourself 35 years ago!

What do you remember from playing Suzy Starr? Absolutely nothing! A

few things, we will draw a veil over them! I remember she planned to kill

me because I was after a rich man. She succeeded, her whole family

wanted to kill me. This is the thing, John, twice. There he is.

Before the kill. Pauline, what is it with the family, why do you want to

kill Joan? There are too many Collinss! We didn't do that in our

new movie. But we had a few fights. You called me a terrible,

horrible... I thought you meant personally! Never! There is another

love triangle in the film. There is, we are both vying for Franco Nero.

He is gorgeous, so a calendar grandfather and a father and a cook.

A wonderful actor. And a wonderful lover. We will get to that in a bit!

There is a lovely Thelma and Louise feeling going on and it gave us a

bit of an idea. If you and a friend fancy yourselves

as real-life Thelmas and Louises, send us pictures of the two of you

together so we can all enjoy them. This is me and Liz. She is the

Thelma to my Louise. We have been friends since we were nine. Hello if

you're watching! That is so sweet. We will show as many as we can

later. This was the One Show last Friday,

when an enormous crowd came to watch Tickets for Ed's gigs and many

others sell out fast, with thousands being picked up

by ticket touts before the true fans As Matt Allwright reports, that even

includes tickets for charity events. Some fans will do anything and pay

anything to see their favourite stars live on stage. And that means

there are always ticket touts looking to cash in, no matter how

dreadful the deal they are offering. Online, unofficial site that claim

to be a secure marketplace offer fans the chance to buy and sell

tickets with confidence, sites like Get Me In, StubHub, the trade and

Viagogo but there are huge concerns at these sites are being abused by

touts who buy tickets in bulk and sell them at a massive mark up --

Seatwave. You might say that if it is not illegal and we are prepared

to pay, what harm are these so-called touts doing? Well... Just

ask six-year-old Ed Sheeran Superfund Jayden from

Nottinghamshire -- super fan. He was devastated when tickets to Ed's talk

in April sold out in minutes. There were none left. Come here. The

tickets were quickly being resold for hundreds of pounds on this

secondary sites. The speed in which they appeared mean it is unlikely

only genuine fans were selling. For Ed Sheeran's upcoming gig for the

Teenage Cancer Trust, the organisers put in extra security measures aimed

at stopping touts from cashing in. What is the problem here? At the end

of the day can use to get the money from the original sale. We do but

people are making profit off the back of young people with cancer

when they sell these tickets. Ed is not making money from this gig, he

is playing for free. Young people with cancer are what it is about,

not about personal profit. The Teenage Cancer Trust is getting

tough also on the night, photo ID needs to match the Booker's name on

the ticket and any bought on the secondary market will not get you

in. There is more. The trust has directly asked the four big ticket

reselling platforms not to help the touts sell their tickets online. But

will they play ball? It is 9am, Friday, February 17 and the Ed

Sheeran tickets go on sale through the official sites. The man is

determined to get Jayden a seat. It doesn't look good -- the mother. It

doesn't look good, or the official tickets have sold out. They are all

not available. They have all gone. I hope they have gone to people who

want to go and see him want to help the charity. But I doubt that, I

will see them soon on the other websites for ?600. And sadly, she

was right. Our research has been keeping tabs on the big four resale

sites. Three of which, Seatwave, StubHub and Get Me In, have not

allowed the charity tickets to be sold but one site, Viagogo, does,

with tickets being sold in minutes for nearly ?2000. And ten days

later, Viagogo is still selling the tickets. Total price ?6,710, for one

ticket. Viagogo are the only people still selling these tickets. What do

you make of that? It's just wrong, people paying that amount, there is

no guarantee they will get in because of the measures we put in

place and fans will be disappointed. We have had to the line. What does

the company have disable itself? We did ask them if they wanted to talk

to us -- have to say for itself. But they didn't send a response. And we

are not the only ones who want answers. Their actions were

condemned at last week 's Prime Minister's Questions. When by Gogo

know only too well that tickets that are a result are invalid for entry

is unfair and not indicative of the market that works for everybody. The

government says it will be responded to an independent review it

commissioned the secondary ticketing market soon. StubHub told the

identities of all sellers on its site are checked and verified and

all tickets sold are guaranteed and. And as for our many Ed Sheeran, all

Jayden can do now is enjoy watching his favourite star at home.

Surely not. Tell us this had a happy ending. It wouldn't be right, we had

Ed Sheeran on the show can we had Jayden in the film so what could we

do but put them together and try to get a resolution and what a

resolution, have a look. Hello. I'm Ed, it's nice to meet you. You look

good, I might have a copy it. I heard you had trouble getting

tickets so you can add as many as you like. What did you say? Number

one fan. Thank you! You play guitar as well? Do you want to play me

something? Let me choose it up. That is great. Please tell us that

those tickets we saw in that film are still not on sale for ?6,000.

They are not on sale for ?6,000. Now the best seat in the house is on

sale at nearly ?12,000. That is a joke! And that is not going to the

Teenage Cancer Trust? Obviously the original sale Price bids the rest of

it is going to somebody. It is ridiculous. And what happens to the

person who buys the ticket? Will they get in? If you talk to Teenage

Cancer Trust they are certain, they decided this will not happen and

they will not allow it so as far as the organisers are concerned, they

are saying that no, if you buy a ticket through Viagogo or another

site, you are not coming through. And is there anywhere else you can

go if you miss out and you don't want to pay over the odds? The

interesting thing is now but other site are emerging. There is one

called Twickets and that is backed by a lot of big artists like Adele

and Ed Sheeran. You have to sell the tickets for face value or less. I

think they allow 15% on top to cover booking charges but that is where

you can go and these are people who just want somebody else to enjoy the

ticket that they can't use. There are a couple of others, one called

Dice and one called WeGotTickets. This is not just for music, it is

going on with musicals, plays, sporting events. I am sure the

ladies have experienced it. Many times. Not paying for them but

looking at the prices. And as an actor, if you are on stage and you

know your audience are paying different amounts for the same

seats, that is not fair. The best thing is to go to the theatre if you

can and put it there. I know they have these touts on Broadway because

when I played that there were lines around the block. But I didn't

realise they pushed the prices up to such a terrible amount. Hamilton,

WeGotTickets for our granddaughter for Hamilton in New York... Cameron

Macintosh came on here. He was as worried about it as anybody was and

said he was trying to do whatever he could to make sure those tickets get

to fans at the most reasonable prices, close to face value as

possible. And you are not meant to buy blocks and they do by big

blocks. There is a piece of legislation which is hitting the

parliament at the end of this month which is devised to stop what they

call net bots which is the software that can harvest the ticket in huge

numbers and that is what this is that it's happening. It is not

individuals being quick, it is much more organised than that. Fingers

crossed. We will have to move on. In a moment, brace yourselves,

you'll see the rare sight that is Joan Collins sitting

on a bus. Sticking with the bus theme,

here's how a little bit of graffiti in a Devon bus shelter

eventually led to it becoming It is a tranquil spot here come the

river flows underneath the bus shelter. When my son was very small,

the boys used to meet here and play. In 2030 it suffered some vandalism.

Somebody drew all over the walls. -- 2013. We woke up to see it had had a

makeover. There were plants, they keep

replacing them. There was a buzz of excitement around the visit and it

brought a smile to my face as it did to everybody else. It looks really

nice. There were fairy lights. We are off to walk to preschool so we

add to what somebody else has put here. I made a bus and on the back

it says, we decorated the bust up with home-made cards. It's the best

one I've seen. I go all around everywhere and this is the best one.

To hear water running is a lovely sound. Hand on heart, as a man of

the cloth, I cannot tell you who is doing this. Sometimes I come in here

just because it's really nice in here. I usually just sit back and

listen to everything around. We have asked people, we tried to guess. We

call it the Banksy bus stop! It is somewhere you can sit and you can

use it. It just feels important that the village cared about things and

caring about this funny little space, it is just a wonderful idea.

My bus! Such a lovely idea, isn't it? It is

beautiful, you want to go and sit there.

Joan, we have two as, when did you last hang out at a bus stop?! -- we

have to ask. Are there many in St Tropez? The last time I was a on a

bus was in Birmingham. I went to another actor to see a film. We got

out, we couldn't find a cab or anything. I said, come on, I've got

to be on stage and 45 minutes. He said, come on, we'll get a bus. I

said, I haven't been on a bus since I was 11. Did anybody recognise you?

Yes, somebody recognised me. Said, are you Joan Collins? I said no! If

it wasn't for a bus, the story we are going to watch in this wonderful

movie would never have happened. So just give us an idea of how you both

be to start with. I am in a very sad marriage which is at the end of its

life, it seems to me. Joan is any very sad old peoples home and

desperate to get out of it. So all in a very sad old people's home. On

a day trip, I meet her by chance. She drops her purse, I pick it up

off the floor and we get talking. She then uses me shamelessly to

accompany her, yes, to a funeral of an old Hollywood producer who used

to give her lots of work, and she now wants more work and she's going

to Basel for work. A subplot, too. Many subplots! It's a movie about

friendship, but you don't start off as friends. Oh, no, not at all. She

doesn't know who I am. Finally when I tell her, I recognised you,

though. You play an actress from the 60s. IPlayer and actress who has

been actually dumped by Hollywood, which is what they do to a lot of

actresses when they hit the big 40. When you look at the actresses from

that era, you will find they are not working. She says to Priscilla, she

says, you not allowed actresses aren't allowed to get gold in

Hollywood. I'm going to make a comeback. She's totally deluded. --

to get old. She wants to go to this funeral, she can't drive or speed

French. But she can drive and she can speak French, so I kidnap our.

She uses and abuses me! We have a lovely. This is the moment Priscilla

and Helen sneaked aboard the cross-channel ferry. Now I don't

know what to do. You don't know me! Whatever happens, just keep moving,

OK. Oh, Helen, oh, my God, are you all right? I think she fainted, I've

no idea who she is, but she does look familiar. Madame, Madame? Do

you know, the double act you have done here is so lovely. At the heart

of it, there is French at that. Joan, and my right in saying that

you asked for Pauline to do that? -- am I right. Our producer- director -

writer came to meet for five years ago and I read the script and I

thought it was wonderful. And two equally wonderful parts, the two

actresses. He said, who would you like to see in this role? I

immediately said, Pauline. I love you! You will do the same for me one

day. And so he said, what a great idea. He sent the script Pauline,

she was very busy, working on about eight different things, Charles

Dickens shows, a quartet, a very busy woman. But I said yes. She said

yes immediately. We rehearsed and we got along really well. Except she

said, you're so dressed up, and I said, no I'm not, I'm just wearing

an old shirt and a T-shirt. You are so glamorous! That's what's

interesting about the two characters. Your character, Pauline,

it takes the role of the downtrodden housewife. Abused housewife. It is a

character you have played before, going back a few years. But what I

find so fascinating is, you really are intrigued by Joan's character.

It is the glamour... I was swept off my free by her. She opens the door

to a world but I know nothing about. The great thing about this story is

that nobody remains the same at the end of it, we change each other,

don't we? Yes. I make a nicer. They are almost blended. You start to get

more into room with your past as well, I don't want to give too much

weight -- more in tune. Just that kind of end moment when you are

wandering off in the Sunset... I love that, don't you? It really is a

journey. In one hour and 45 minutes, you see these two totally desperate

women, who really don't really like each other... I think I admire you.

And then you admire me when I drop my purse. I admired you because of

your energy. I think we better make it again! I've been going down the

wrong alley. There's another one in there, I'm sure. You have been so

inspiring to our viewers tonight. We have had so many pictures sent in.

Pictures of Thelma and Louise! Oh, great! The Times Of Their Lives is

on cinemas from Friday. Last night, Alex Riley took four

One Show viewers from Nottingham, Manchester and Bolton to meet

David Davis, the Secretary of State They asked him what would happen

to all those EU laws we currently have to stick to,

and how trade would work once This is our team. 41 showed viewers.

Nigel Baxter and Nora Hulk Roth, who voted to leave -- four one showed

viewers. And two viewers who wanted to remain. They have been digging

into the issues over leaving the EU with the man assigned to get the

best deal for Britain. Secretary of State David Davis. Do you wake up in

the middle of the night thinking, blimey, it's a bit more complicated

than I thought it was? To be honest, I didn't expect to get the job. He

will have a tough task when he goes head-to-head with the EU's chief

negotiator Michel Barnier. Nigel wants to know just how much money he

is going to ask us to pay up to get out. It has been reported that we

might have the 50, ?60 billion to exit the EU. Is that real stop law

they are taking a negotiating position. They are taking a

responsibility. UI businessman, you know I'm not going to open the bin.

Sticking with the subject of money, much has been said about the amount

we will save by leaving the EU. John wants to know where that money is

going to go. Before the referendum, it was that ?350 million that was

always mention, going back into the NHS. Will that go to the National

Health Service? The money that comes back will be used in the way that

the Government thinks is best for the economy, for the country. In the

end, this comes back to control. It's about Britain controlling what

it does with Britain's money. Many people's reason for voting to leave

the EU was to reduce immigration and to take back control of our borders.

But John is worried about what sort of country we will become. How can

we control immigration but not alienate people, you know, still be

a welcoming country? The door is not going to slam shut the day after, we

are still going to be open for the best and brightest, the talent,

whether it is professors, managers, engineers. Are we still going to be

open though for those waffling piratical... Baftas asylum. Has been

a watchword -- for those fleeing conflict, that is asylum. It is not

that people disapprove of all immigration, because they don't, I

think. If I were in eastern Europe, I would be working here. It is a

question of balancing the economic demands with the interests of

British people who want to feel their country is under their

control. This economy needs ordinary workers to come and support our

businesses and our public services, our NHS. We will do it in a way

which allows us to bring the net numbers down, over time, and we will

do it in a way which doesn't cause labour shortages, that's the point.

And what about the jobs which British citizens don't want to do?

We have two encourage people. There is definitely never going to be a

time when there will be no migrants here. Before negotiations start, we

need to hand in our notice. Can you tell us when Article 50 will be

triggered? By the end of March. Wonder. Look then we will be

underway with the negotiations. There will be no strings attached

about? The Goverment's intention is to get on with it. The Prime

Minister is very conscious that the people want us to get on with it and

resolve any uncertainties and get us on to our new track. And that new

track is going to be designed to be in everyone's interests, not just

the 52, everybody. Our time with David Davis is up. How does team

Brexit feel about what he had to say? I thought it was good what he

said about getting a deal that is good for Britain and good for the

whole of the EU. I am pleased that they get the need for a free-trade

agreement, but I don't believe we will have our cake and eat it. We

are only just starting to realise how complicated it is. How long is

it going to be take with Mike how long will it cost? Everybody is

looking at David Davis, it is a difficult job. And it has only just

begun. Well, team Brexit will be back before too long. John and

Pauline -- Joan and Pauline, we were talking, it is difficult for people

in the public eye to be able to say their views openly without getting

shot down. How do you both feel about it at the moment? I feel, we

probably both agree, I feel it is in some ways irresponsible of actors to

give opinions about politics. Yes, because we don't know enough about

them. And we should not be influencing people, because we've

been on the telly. Yes, but that doesn't mean that if we are around

the dining room table with writers and things we don't talk about it

for if Risley, because we do have opinions. But those opinions should

not colour other people's opinions. The same goes for big actors in

Hollywood, who I think have become much too political. Is this an

invite for dinner after The One Show? We can carry on chatting!

We're going to take a moment get to know Joan

We're calling it "This Collins or That Collins?".

We have some facts - some are about Joan,

Joan, Pauline, all you have to do is use your paddles

This Collins or that Collins. You just have to spin it accordingly.

Me?! Matt's playing along

with tonight's audience. You will spin it round for this

Collins if it's for you. Thick as a plank of wood at the minute! If you

think the statement that we read out is about you, you turn it around to

say, this Collins, write to the front. Oh, I see, I've got it now!

OK, are we ready in the blue area's are we ready in the audience? Here

we go with the first statement... The father of which Collins,

upon hearing that his daughter had been named the prettiest women

in England, said, "I'm amazed, she's a nice little girl,

but nothing special"? Was its genome or Pauline? We are

all going... -- was it Joan. The majority is saying Joan. This

Collins, it was Joan, well done. We have got a lovely little picture of

you just when you were a little girl. Oh, look! Is it true that your

mum put a little note on saying, don't kiss this baby?! When I was

young, my mum put a note on saying, please do not kiss me. My mum was

very jealous, even then in the dark ages! We will move onto next

question. Which Collins once cut

?500 worth of pearls out of a dress because she didn't

like the neckline? What are we thinking? Joan Collins

or Pauline Collins? It looks like a resounding Joan Collins to me. Oh,

it was Pauline! It was Pauline! Wow! It was when I was nominated for an

Oscar. I arrived in Hollywood with some unsuitable clothes, as I always

do, I'm nothing like Joan. Is it this dress? No, that a good dress,

that's what I ended up with. The stylist said, these are OK, honey,

but I'll give you something different. She brought a pearl

outfit in and I loved it, but I said, I don't like the high

neckline. She said, you don't like it? I said no. She cut about ?500

worth of polls. And that is what I walk and I loved it. -- worth of

pearls. These are the Hayward girls. I think the Hayward boys or in the

background. We have got to Julie and her best meet marina. Angela and

Chantal met 36 years ago. We would like to say a very big thank you to

Joan and Pauline for joining us tonight!

The Times of their Lives is in cinemas on Friday.

Tomorrow Miranda Hart, Tony Robinson and Rob Beckett are joined

by the Harlem Globetrotters who will be slam dunking