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Hello and welcome to the One Show with a lovely Matt Baker. And

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because Alex is somewhere out at sea approaching Falmouth, tonight I am

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joined by my very first TV co-presenter, I can't believe it, it

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is Konnie Huq! CHEERING. This is an absolute joy to

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me. And thank you per showing me the ropes, it reminds me of a day way

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back in the last millennium, I think it was 1999 and a freshfaced young

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lad was given his very first Blue Peter badge. On it goes. I have

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still got that shirt. What about the badge? You haven't changed a bit.

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You certainly have. I have got a little bit wider but you are the

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same. Tonight's guest hasn't been on the One Show the quite a few years

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and we thought we had done something wrong but now we know the truth. How

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does it feel to be chopped? You are a little bit late, Mr chop, you have

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had your chips. That is precisely why I didn't let you go to the One

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Show. But that has all changed because it

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is time to welcome back the lovely Rebecca Front!

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APPLAUSE. We love it when we get a name check

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on other programmes, that was the The Thick Of It and you have just

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been reunited with Peter Capaldi. This wary Malcolm Tucker. He didn't

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swear on Doctor Who. I had a feeling he wouldn't, in real life, Peter

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doesn't particularly swear, it was just the character. So he could take

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everything out in his character. Yes, it must be incredibly healthy

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to get it all out of your system and then you can get chilled and

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relaxed. Does that pork chop follow you everywhere you go? I am really

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glad it doesn't, because I am a vegetarian and it would be quite

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offensive. It would be offensive if it was to turn up. It would be

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embarrassing! Oh, dear. Listen, this week, it is all about our Hell on

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High Seas challenge. It might pop up again later... The Hell on High Seas

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challenge, have you been watching this, Rebecca? My goodness, yes,

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sort of like that... Terrifying, rather them than me. I felt awful

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when we said goodbye to them, knowing they had the whole night to

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go through, for hours on, four hours of. And you can't sleep. We are

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about to catch up with Ore, Hal, Alex and Angelica and Doon. Can you

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remind us how to donate? To donate ?5, text

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the word HELP to 70005. To donate ?10, text

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the word HELP to 70010. Text messages will cost

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your donation plus your standard network message

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charge and all your donation

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will go to Sport Relief. You must be 16 or over and please

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ask the bill payer's permission. For full terms and conditions -

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or to donate any amount you want To be generous! Shall we see how

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they are getting on? Alex, it is over to you.

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Our first hours at sea heading south. The calm before the storm and

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an escort of dolphins. With an on-board musical accompaniment.

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SHE SINGS. At the moment, Doon is trying to

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attract the dolphins. They were there a minute ago and now they have

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gone. They heard something they thought was attractive and I think

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we have scared them off. SHE SINGS..

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They are all around us, it is absolutely phenomenally exciting.

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And while the rest of the crew enjoy the wildlife, I am given an

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important job, or perhaps it is just an excuse to get me out of the way.

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So all of them then there have sent me up here, up the read more or the

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hoist as it is known, to look for wind. This is an actual thing, who

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knew? You get a great view of the ocean, because you are so so high,

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and you can look for ripples on the surface to determine which direction

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the wind is coming from. The skipper has more reliable ways to judge the

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weather and he is concerned about an oncoming storm and how we can

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outpace it. Bear with us, this could get technical. We have a complex

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weather situation, what we call a second very low pressure, springing

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up and because it is not informed yet, there are a lot of question

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marks as to where exactly it will be centred, which will mean Gale force

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winds at the Irish Sea, right where we are. Our challenge is to out run

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it and get out of the Irish Sea, round Land's End, into the English

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Channel, and then we need to wait for another 24 hours to see how the

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weather unfolds. As we pick up speed towards Land's End, the weather

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suddenly takes a downturn, almost capsizing us. It might be a taste of

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things to come. The crew seem to be suddenly shouting and telling them

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all to get up on deck and then the sale was in the water. -- the sail.

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When the boat went 180 degrees, I literally thought we would go. It

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did a big 180 degrees shift and went from four knots to 30 knots. It

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completely overpower issue. It was a real heart in mouth moment.

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I feel seasick just watching that. A few days' training, really, but I

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don't think anything can prepare you for that, to be fair. You know Doon,

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don't you, quite well? I think Doon, of all the people I know, is the

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best person to be doing that. She is a really strong swimmer, I hope she

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won't need to be, but she has won the channel, in fact and she is kind

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of quite intrepid -- she has swum the Channel. There she is looking

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gung ho. She has that kind of spirit, she will be great. So this

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is something that doesn't appeal to you at all? I can barely swim, I can

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just about hold my own in the shallow end of a swimming pool but I

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couldn't do that. And I get seasick. On a cross-channel ferry, I am a

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nightmare, so that just looks like it would be awful. We understand

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there has been quite a bit of seasickness already. Nearly all of

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them! Before Alex said sale, she went out to Bangladesh to make some

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films to give you an idea of where the money you donate will go -- set

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sail. This is a country close to your heart. My homeland where my

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parents are from and I have lots of family there and it is an incredibly

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densely populated country, and extremely poor, so I know only too

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well how important it is for your money to go there and the projects

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your donation fund, both here in the UK and abroad, really will change so

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many lives. Dhaka, Bangladesh. One of the most

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crowded cities on the planet. Living here isn't easy. And living here

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with a disability, well, that's a whole different story. I am coming

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to the outskirts to meet a boy who lives here with his parents. Shuman

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has a muscle wasting disease which means he cannot walk or move his

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hands properly. How old are you? 12. 12? Shuman's condition and the

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amount of personal care he needs have put his family under terrible

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strain. Thank you so much for letting us

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into your home this morning. Can you tell me a bit about your son and

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when you first noticed his disability?

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TRANSLATION: We noticed from the age of two that Shuman was ill, but he

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could walk. But after the age of five, when he got typhoid, it made

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him weaker and within a few years, he couldn't walk at all.

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TRANSLATION: Being a mother, I feel sorry I can't do more. It makes me

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cry. He is my beloved son and I sometimes ask him for forgiveness

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because I just can't help him more. For the next six years, Shuman's

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childhood pretty much came to a halt, with his father at work and

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his mother unable to physically carry him to school.

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Let me just to show you the room where Shuman spent six long years.

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It is just in this room here, no interaction whatsoever, no friends,

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no schoolwork to distract him, just four very, very bare walls to

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Sderot. The loneliness must have been utterly overwhelming -- to

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stare at. TRANSLATION: We are so sad thinking

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what will happen when we die, as we won't be there, so who will take

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care of him? I am so old, I cannot work now and I don't have enough

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money to take Shuman abroad for better treatment, so I am asking for

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help. We are so poor. We live in a slump, we don't have a house. I fear

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what future is waiting for Shuman. Seeing Sadik like this, really

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upset, it is so hard. It is hard anyway but they just don't have the

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facilities to help in anyway and these poor people are left feeling

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like they haven't done well as for him when they have given them all

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they can, really. Now Shuman has got his childhood

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back. Six months ago, a Sport Relief funded project heard about him and

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offered much-needed physiotherapy and then something which would

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really transform his life. A wheelchair.

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Well here comes Dad with the wheelchair.

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It is so simple, having a wheelchair means that his parents can take him

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around without having to physically carry him.

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TRANSLATION: After having the wheelchair, Shuman is smiling and is

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starting to go out in the afternoon and play with his friends. The

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project is also providing board games to help develop strength in

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his hands. It has opened his world. It has brought friends here to play

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with him, so instead of lying in a dark, dingy room in there, he is

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outside, making friends, he is interacting, his world has grown. It

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has completely changed things for him.

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What is the best thing would you think, about having this wheelchair?

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It is school. Going to school. And how does the wheelchair make you

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feel? Very happy. Shuman now intends an inclusive school, thanks to the

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help of Sport Relief. Which has also helped provide a wheelchair ramp to

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give better access for him and other children like him. It is fantastic

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news that Shuman is now in school, but the reality is, life is really

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tough for families with a disabled child, wherever you are in the

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world. But here, it is virtually impossible. You can help children

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like Shuman and his friends here. To donate ?5, text the world HELP TO

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70005. OR TO DONATE ?10, to 70010. In a country of such poverty, it is

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so difficult to transform any way of life, so your money is so important.

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And thank you to anyone who has donated so far. We are going to try

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and go live to the Dong Feng. Alex, I don't know if you can hear me

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clearly but we have wonderful news, we have been told that our wonderful

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One Show viewers have already raised, after just one day, don't

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forget, a staggering 350 4,000, 820 -- 354,000 pounds for Sport Relief.

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I love you all so much! Team, ?354,810 already raised by the One

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Show viewers! Thank you, we are so grateful. And listening to Shuman's

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story in Bangladesh took me right back and reminded me exactly why we

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are doing all this. It has been a very dramatic 24 hours, you saw the

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weather deteriorated last night, but the night did bring its own

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troubles, things we weren't expecting. Rebecca, you mentioned

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seasickness and Hal unfortunately suffered badly, didn't you? I did,

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and I'm not someone who normally suffers from it. It is like we are

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on a roller-coaster that never stops, it is constantly going and

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you feel totally debilitated. I was on my ship and just ended up staring

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at the Ocean, holding a string of... Just looking at the sea, you have to

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get your bearings. I was shocked, helicopter came right to wave at us

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and at that point in the morning, I thought I want to jump in and be

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rescued by them and go with them. It is really that things are trying to

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stay with it. It has got better there and we have gone through it

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but we will be facing yet again. I think we all felt like jumping in

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and letting the helicopter rescuers. Ore, talk us through the four hour

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on, for our off shifts through the night, which has been a real

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struggle. It gets really hard, we have seen in the day when the boat

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gets to a 45 degrees angle, it is extreme enough and we can handle it

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appear but down there, trying to get your sleep, even the most simple of

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tasks become impossible. The bunks then there are like the bunk beds in

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a goal's house, they are tiny and you are clattering about trying to

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put your clothes on and we have a lot of kit to keep a safe and keep

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you warm and adjust is debilitating, but credit to you guys, you do all

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of that for nine months a year, I don't know how you do it. They are

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motoring on and that is what we are going to do. And one of the scary

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thing is that does happen in the night is when the boat keels over

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very suddenly. We experienced this on board last night, Doon was

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absolutely petrified. Can you explain to the audience, give them a

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taste of how that feels? You are sitting at the side, clipped

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on and suddenly the boat keels to an angle and you brace your feet. It is

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pretty rough. You look down at big waves. Suddenly three of the

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normally incredibly calm crew started shouting and seemed worried

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about something. Something was stuck in the rudder and they think it

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might have been a large tuna fish or something. I thought the boat would

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go over. I thought, I am tied on, where is my nice? I had visions of

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cutting myself free under the boat. At night, there are crashes and you

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do not sleep because you are afraid of going so fast. It is an extremely

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dangerous challenge. I wanted to come to you, Suzi. We are running

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out of time. The weather is awful. Tell us what the crew have been

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saying. 15 nots but we expect a force ten gale. So anywhere between

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35, 14 nots. Changing cells when we have to, busy night ahead, really

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uncomfortable. -- knots. We will not be able to make it to North Shields

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because the weather has been unpredictable. We will finish in

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London on Friday night, fingers crossed. We have a long night ahead

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that thank you to you for your support and we will speak again

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tomorrow. Goodbye. APPLAUSE.

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There we are. That is just one night. From somewhere approaching

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Falmouth, to Sunday night and Rebecca, you are in a new drama,

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Doctor Thorne. I feel like a lightweight! Doctor Thorne. It is in

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three parts. Everybody hoped it would be a new Downton and be

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because it is by Julian Fellowes but because it is from the Anthony

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Trollope novel, it cannot go on for ever. It is finite because it is

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based on a not particularly long novel and three parts is all we can

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do. Your character is Lady Arabella Gresham and her family have fallen

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on hard times. She wants her son to marry into money. Is she a hero or

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villain, greedy or thinking of the family? She's not greedy, she is not

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a hero. She is thinking of the family and is a difficult situation,

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because her husband has gambled away money. He seems not to have

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registered what he has done, the magnitude. She is in a situation...

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She is a proper aristocrat and I think he is not. She has status in

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mind and money in mind and the estate is about to disappear. The

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only hope of saving that is for her son to marry money, which is a

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horrible situation. I would like to think I would never expect my kids

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to marry someone they do not love. They are breathing sighs of relief!

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Ishii and enjoyable character to play -- is she? She is manipulative.

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I played a character in a similar situation in War and Peace. She is

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an operator. Like a natural politician in War and Peace. She

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knows how to work the room and get the best from people but Lady

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Arabella does not. She tries to be manipulative, but she is not good at

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it and she thinks she can work her way around Doctor Thorne, but she is

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rubbish at it. Julian Fellowes is very good. We are all hooked. As we

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armour about to see, Lady Arabella goes head-to-head with Tom

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Hollander's Doctor Thorne. I am very fond of Beatrix, I'd like

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their friendship. I -- and suppose it should lead to renewed

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familiarity between Frank and Mary? If you should put a stop to their

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intimacy, tell Frank, not me, and cease your persecution of merit.

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Persecution! Issue persecuted when I have received her as my own

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daughter? You forget yourself. Good day, Doctor Thorne. APPLAUSE.

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I like that term, a good way to end an argument. Good day and then just

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walk off. I will try that next argument. The locations looks

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stunning. Many people convinced there is some CGI. I saw something

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on Twitter with people saying it was Astroturf. But not so, they are

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National Trust properties. What makes it look unfamiliar is the sun

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was shining. We have to comment on the sound, which is good. There have

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been dramas which have had the rough end of the stick as far as sound is

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concerned, but I was impressed. There were only a few parts we had

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to re-record, because the dresses are authentic and they are rustling.

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A few times, we would turn and swish. Good data you! And and

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petticoats revolve! -- good day to you. Doctor Thorne continues on

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Sunday at 9pm on ITV. Compelling viewing. It has been said that swing

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like this was the music that saw Britain through the Blitz. Everybody

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is toe-tapping in the studio. 75 years ago to today, in the midst of

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bombing, the music temporarily came to a tragic end. Here is Cerys

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Matthews. This record is by a British pop star

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you have probably never heard of. It is Ken "Snakehips" Johnson, a band

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leader in the 30s and 40s. He would probably be a household name today

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had it not been for a moment of deadly misfortune.

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Born in British Guiana, he was sent to Britain to be schools but became

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intoxicated with jazz and won the nickname Snakehips with his wild

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dancing and at the age of 26 he fronted the West Indian Orchestra,

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Britain's only all swing band. I am heading the London's West End with a

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jazz writer. It must have been exciting to see them because there

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was a hunger for the American sound. And they were voted number one band

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by the leading music magazine at the time and the fact he was a great

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dancer in did him to audiences. They were on the radio a lot. He said

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famously, I will make London swing, or die trying. By the start of the

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Second World War Snakehips had a residency at the cafe de Paris, one

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of the few clubs to stay open in the Blitz. 75 years later, it is still

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going. If you wanted to forget the war you would want to come here. It

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was considered to be the safest club in London because it is 20 feet

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underground, and you would think you would not be in harm's way with arms

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dropping. It would seem impregnable. Dance, jive, party as the bombs came

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down. Do these Snakehips. But on the 8th of March, 1941, against

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expectations, the reality of war broke through. The band was on the

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stage. They were going into a number called "Oh, Johnny, Oh, Johnny". Why

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incredible chance two bombs came crashing through the building into

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the cellar. You can see from the pictures how the Cafe de Paris was

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ripped apart. Absolutely gutted. This one with the guy picking up the

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skeleton of the double bass that looks like it was cut in half. And

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this one when you see them picking up debris on the floor. It is the

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scene of a slaughterhouse. Around 30 died and 18 were injured. Snakehips

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was killed instantly, but poignantly, his body was not marked

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and he looked immaculate, he still had a flower in his buttonhole. He

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was a star and he died looking like a star. It is disturbing. In a place

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where people innocently enjoyed themselves, dancing, that it should

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happen here. Nobody thought it would be the Cafe de Paris. I am getting

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goose bumps being in the venue. I have heard about the tragedy from my

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mother-in-law, who was here that very night. You are joking! She had

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to take a train back to loot and left early, thankfully. -- Luton.

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And this bomb dropped, killing a huge star, it was a huge shock. That

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is right, it left a void. As a tribute we have invited the jazz

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salon house band to play the song "Oh, Johnny, Oh, Johnny", the song

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that Snakehips did not finish that night. And with magic, he is back

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for a last dance. It looks like his legs are articulated. It is like a

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surge of energy going through him. He moves so well, you cannot keep

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your eyes from his legs. How does he move like that? It is a graceful

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style, very charismatic. 75 years later, it is great to see Snakehips

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back where he belongs. The Blitz did not break Britain's spirit, but who

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knows what height Snakehips might have reached had he survived.

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APPLAUSE. What a mover. What is crazy, the

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bomb went down the ventilation shaft, and what would be the odds,

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because they are so deep underground, it is supposedly

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bombproof? If you are cooking your Sunday dinner at the weekend, tune

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into Cerys Matthews' show on BBC six music. I enjoyed Kevin's care.

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Rebecca, we are moving on to motherhood and you have developed a

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repertoire of on-screen mothers. The embarrassing mum in Grandma's House.

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To Boris' Machiavellian mother in War and Peace. We have put them on

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the screen. Good and bad. We want to know what kind of Mum are you. We

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have had a word with your children, Lee and Tilly. We have been digging

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deep and the first question was, how tidy is your Mum? Oh, dear. Clothes

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on the floor? I do not leave clothes on the floor, but I am not tidy in

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the kitchen. Give us a number out of ten. Five, maybe. Well, interesting

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because Ollie said eight and Tilly said two and the average was five.

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That is because Ollie is messy and Tilly is tidy. How embarrassing out

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of ten? Eight. Nine. What is your overused phrase? Probably something

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like, I do things like, that is just not appropriate! Things like that.

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You mean, it is not on! You're guilty pleasure. I cannot believe

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you watch the Kardashians! That is all for tonight. Tonight, now, it is

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time to give you the chop. I am sorry! Doctor Thorne continues on

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Sunday at 9pm. Tomorrow, we will be joined by Zoe Ball and Alexei Sayle.

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Good night.

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