16/04/2014 The One Show

On this evening's BAFTA-themed One Show, we're celebrating the best TV

on the planet. So, let's start with nominations for... The Presenter of

The One Show when Matt is Away Award. And the nominees are... A key

member of The One Show team who regularly goes beyond the call of

duty. Fingers crossed for props Dave. Next, a real all-rounder. One

of the nation's top comedians and entertainers. He can act, sing,

dance, whatever. He'll nail it. It's Omid Djalili. Lastly, despite 35

years' experience at the top nobody can really be sure what he's going

to say or do next. And that includes himself. It's Richard Madeley. And

the winner is... Hello and welcome to The One Show

with... Richard Madeley... And Alex Jones.

I am so excited. I get to be Judy for a night. We will leave that

thought there. Yes, tonight we are showcasing the nation's favourite TV

shows of last year. They've all been nominated for the Radio Times

Audience Award, which you can vote for tonight. And here to tell us who

the real nominees are is Heat Magazine TV critic, BAFTA judge and

very nice chap, Boyd Hilton. Boyd, who's up? It's a great a mix.

It reflects the brilliance of richest TV. You have Gogglebox...

Breaking Bad... Broadchurch... That was the whodunnit. Educating

Yorkshire... Also, Doctor Who... That was the 50th anniversary

special. Not forgetting The Great British Bake Off. It has been on the

list three times but had a huge audience this year and has been a

phenomenon. It is your choice. And you can vote tonight, via the BAFTA

website. The winner will be announced on the main show on the

18th May. And some of the stars are in. Mr Burton, Musharaf and Ryan

from Educating Yorkshire. Mr Burton will be asking for your boats later

on. Great British Bake Off winner Frances has been busy baking a BAFTA

cake, so she instantly gets my vote. And June and Leon from Gogglebox are

live from their sofa in Liverpool! Hallow. It is lovely to have you

with us. What would you normally watch at this time of night? Do not

asking that! Let me, first of all, say I loved your Welsh accent. We

would normally watch the start of your show if there was somebody good

on. Then we would go over to Emmerdale. You are off the show! Of

course you will not. And, joining us on the sofa tonight is one of the

nation's top comedians, and if the title of his new tour is anything to

go by, we're in for a right Irana-lama-ding-dong! It's Omid

Djalili. Hello. Lovely to see you. Always

nice to have you on. You have done the Edinburgh Bextor full. -- the

Edinburgh Festival. What about this story that Jeremy Paxman will be

doing it? I would not give advice to him, only to audiences going to see

him. He was not be funny. He is a Rottweiler. According the consumer

group, Which? Just under half of us changed our shopping habits as a

result of last year's horse meat scandal. But what about when the

rule book goes out the window? After a few drinks when you get a doner

kebab with all the extras, or a takeaway curry, do you know what

meat you're eating then? Dan Donnelly went to find out what's

really in your takeaway. Us Brits love a takeaway. We spend

around ?30 billion every year on the stuff. Do you ever wonder what is in

these delights? Today I am hitting the streets of Cardiff with public

analysts working on behalf of trading standards. They are on the

lookout for lamb kebabs which might contain other meats. This should be

serving lamb only in a lamb kebabs. The first takeaway we are visiting

is Clifton Fish bar. They have no idea we are here to check up on

them. Debbie orders a lamb kebabs and bags the meet up ready for

analysis. Is that enough? They are sometimes found to be packed with

three different types of meat. By Mr describing food, shops are breaking

the food safety act. We are collecting samples from three

different takeaways. They will go back to be lapped to be tested and

it will be a few days before we get the results. -- the lab. Food fraud

seems to be a problem all over the country. Which? Tested lamb kebabs

and carries in Birmingham. We found it was not just a lamb in the lamb

in the lamb dish you ordered. They could have been chicken or beef. In

seven of the cases, there was no lamb at all. We could not really

identify what the meet was. It is really important that we are clear

where our food is coming from and exactly what it is. It is clear some

takeaways really are not telling people what is in the food. What

about here in Cardiff. It has been a week since his box checked three

takeaways. I am back to find out what was in the lamb kebabs.

Alastair is the lead trading standards analyst for the whole of

Wales. He has scrutinised thousands of meat takeaways. What are the

grimmest things you find when you're looking at different types of meet?

You are left with bits of tendon and sinews. Under European law, it

cannot be classed as meat. How about the takeaways we went to? Out of the

three we analysed, all three came back with lamb and beef. There was

zero correctly described and there were 100% incorrectly described.

Lamb is expensive, padded out with the cheap stuff. The analysis has

been done and the takeaways we visited the other day have questions

to answer. Let's hear what they have to say. Trading standards to Civic

Lee asked for a lamb kebabs but were given lamb and beef. -- specifically

asked. If someone asks for lamb, you have to give it to them. If someone

says, can I have a lamb kebabs? We tell them. Why W have never seen

anyone put it on the board. No. He will make it clear to customers that

the lamb Donna kebabs also have beef in them. The next takeaway, they

bought the lamb Donna kebabs and there was some beef in now. I am

sorry to hear that. We ask for lamb. We do not ask for anything else. We

ask for lamb. You are blaming the suppliers. He has now changed the

description. The final takeaway said they had no idea there was beef in

the lamb kebabs meat. They have changed their supplier. We will

continue to carry out spot checks across the community. The fight

against food fraud goes on to make sure we get exactly what you paid

for. That is why I stick to cheese and chips. We have a film about you

going back to your old university later on. What was your kebabs of

choice? I'm a big fan of a lamb kebabs. I like to see kebabs with

salad. In Newcastle on a Saturday night, you see people taking out the

salad and throwing it everywhere. That is what is keeping new regular.

That is why we are talking about seven bits of fruit every day. I did

a piece about constipation but it has not come out yet! That was good.

June and Leon, what is your favourite takeaway? I like Chinese.

Curry. We take it in terms. The local takeaway supplies us with

both. I am sure you have said this on before. We'll be hearing from

June and Leon later because someone from each TV show nominated for the

BAFTA Audience Award is going to be trying to persaude you at home to

vote for them tonight. The 50th Anniversary mega-episode of Doctor

Who. There is one life I have tried very hard to forget. He was the

doctor who fought in the time war and that is the day he did it, the

day I did it, the day he killed them off. You were the doctor on the day.

It was not possible to get it right. But, this time... You do not have to

do it alone. Thank you. I was talking to some fans and they reckon

that was the best episode that has ever been made. They know what they

are talking about. Appealing for your votes tonight is the War

Doctor, John Hurt. Three doctors and when you have never even heard of.

That is a good start. What is unique is the dark side, the greatest

battle probably of all time. We all want to vote. -- your vote. It was a

mega- episode with a mega budget. Was it enough to win? Or fans, it

gave us what we wanted. There was a brilliant surprise at the end with

Tom Baker. It was moving and funny. I think it could be the favourite.

Next up, the hugely popular Broadchurch. We are treating the

death as suspicious. Until we are ready, all of this is confidential.

I cannot speak to you. Who told the journalist? Where were you last

night? I was on a job. If anyone has any information, please come forward

now. We will catch whoever did this. Another very strong contender.

With powerful storylines and characters, you, the audience

connected with it. Broadchurch shined a light on small West Country

community, you took the characters into your heart, the need to get

justice for Danny made arm chair detectives out of each of you. It

was full of Olivia Coleman and David Tennant and other actors who were

pretty good. It was the most tweeted about drama so let us unite the

nation again. I implore do you vote Broadchurch. So so we can bring the

BAFTA to say thanks for your incredible support at what has been

the most extraordinary year. Thank you so much. As we say in Bristol,

you're lush. And he is so lush in real life. I

really thought he was guilty. For three or four episodes. Look that

the little face though. Doesn't look very lush to me. Do you think they

aworthy winners? They are strong candidates. We get crime dramas but

this broke through and became a national talking point, it was in

the paper, TV, rude, were were obsessed with it it was brilliantly

written and acted so it stand a good chance. I would vote for that. I

thought it was incredible. It edges the others, but that is just me.

Finally for now it is Breaking Bad. Even if somehow you were able to

convince anyone, I was capable of doing these things, you and I both

know I would never see the inside of a jail cell. I'm a dying man. Who

runs a car wash, my right hand to God, that is all that I am.

She is still on series three. I I can't watch it. Here to appeal for

the Audience Award is super super fan... All great drama is about

moral dilemma, there are dilemmas you never thought existed. If they

played them and people had to press which they would would go it would

be 50-50. I watched it on a plane, I watched five back-to-back, so

through the moral dilemmas that gives the vote for me. Unbelievable.

OK. Well put. Very well. So Boyd, can Breaking Bad break records, and

be, I think the only show, there is no precedent for this to win a BAFTA

that isn't on television, it is on Netflix and box sets. It would be

unique. This is the first year that shows on Netflix are eligible. Are

there are enough people to vote. The thing on its side it is one of the

greatest TV shows ever made. Apart from all of the moral dilemmas it is

brilliantly written and acted and everything is great. It is up there

with something like sop President Assad knows for me. Thank you Boyd.

More nominations on the way, you can vote by going to the BAFTA website.

Omid said when he went to university he didn't get the best grades and he

might have bumped off the odd lecture. So So when we asked him to

go back and lecture himself, would anybody listen? I am returning to

the place that changed my life. The University of Ulster in Northern

Ireland. 20 years ago I came here as a boy, and left a man.

Without my three years studying drama I wouldn't be the person I am

today. It is where I got my self confidence. In my mind university

life was what I had seen in films like the Graduate, beautiful

buildings. Lovely fountain, as I came over the hill I looked at the

university and it looked like an oil refinery. I didn't go to any

lectures or seminars in my first term. I needed solitude. I was

referred to as the aimless Arab of Antrim. I didn't want to wander

aimlessly. I had to make friends fast. There was only one real place

do that. My social life revolved round the university football team.

That is me, yes, I was a sort of Persian George Best. Playing soccer

on the same team as people from a totally different background made me

feel welcome. I even had time to hone my comedy skills in the

dressing room. We described him as a skilful player. He wouldn't have

been renowned as the fittest or fastest. He wouldn't have been the

best trainer, you weren't renowned for your tackling but you put a

tackle on one of the local players who fell on the ground. Didn't

appreciate what you had done and was giving off do you in a strong accent

to which you said "I see you are familiar with the works of

Shakespeare." A couple of seconds afterwards. Making people laugh was

my way of fitting in. It helped with with my confidence. The aimless Arab

of Antrim had a new goal. The making jokes about Shakespeare wouldn't get

me far on the course I had come to study. Because I was an actor,

destined to tread the boards. And most of the early treading took

place here, the university's own theatre.

Oh my God. Look. Lovely to see you. This is Linda. My old drama teacher.

This person here, I have to tell you, is one of the few people who

believed that this massive nuttiness had something in him. I wouldn't

have believed in me, but somehow you guys did, so thank you. So I thought

you could act. I thought you could write. I knew you would end up doing

something you were in control of, because that is who you are, when I

went to see you in Fagan. I wanted to see how you were hacking it? How

was it I thought you were really good. I appeared in numerous plays.

Some were good, some were awful. It didn't matter. Rejection wasn't the

end of the world. I had people here that believed in me. So the seeds of

my career were laid here at the university theatre. But if I was to

truly come out of Michelle, I needed to enter the place where any self

respecting student spends most of their time. The union bar.

Luckily a crowd of today's students have turned out for my life lecture.

Being a non-drinker back in the day place like this might have spooked

me. Coming back now and being greeted with such warmth is

touching. Which is basically the message I want to pass on.

When we get to university we don't know who we are. As you personality

is not quite formed don't comous out with all guns blaze, be easy with

yourself, relax, take your time, so people get to know you, naturally. I

think the most important thing you can have now, on whatever course you

are doing, have belief that you are going to be great, and don't ever be

put off by any negativity, if anyone says you are not good enough or you

your grades aren't great. I didn't get gratsds that were fantastic but

my life worked out. Be very proud to be from Northern Ireland. It the

sense of Muir and the mentality that rubbed off on me. So thank you.

-- grades. What a lovely idea for a film as

well. A love lovely thing. Did you enjoy it? It affected me. I met so

many great character, there was a guy called Jim. He spoke like that,

and he said I have been London looking for a job, he said at the

BBC. As an announcer. He said, yes, I said did you get the job, he said

no, because I'm a Catholic. I thought I would have got a better --

bigger laugh. Watching that film, I think it is moving in parts and has

upset my equilibrium. I didn't go to university, have been all right

about it but watching that film it made me wonder if I had made the bad

decision, I missed out on this. I come from a background where I was

with people, so, I didn't go to lectures because I needed solitude.

That was the thing, that is what I want to tell people, go with

whatever you, because everyone has their own mental problem, they have

their own thing they are going through, if you want to go nuts and

partying, maybe that is time to do it, for me it was having solitude. I

thought that was right for me: It allowed do you grow up. Yes. If

people are thinking about it... Give it a go. We have to talk about your

tour before we run out of time. Iranalamadingdong, what does that

mean? Is it just a thing? It was just a silly name. That is what you

want. Comedians talk about so many subjects and I have stopped talking

about Iran, as I used to. So there is things like relationship,

celebrity, getting older, that is another thing. It is hard when you

get older, the connection between your brain and mouth slows down and

people ask me who your favourite young comedian, I say Jack. The

other one, Whitehall? I fell asleep mid sentence. The people who only do

comedy are people usually over 40, so I think it is a big thing when

you, because we all feel younger, we feel 18, but you know, we, you have

to embrace getting older because there is no choice. Do you get as

frightened going out on the opening night as you did when you were

younger? Does it still burn fiercely? I used to get nervous, my

mouth would go dry. I would repeat jokes. And people laugh because they

thought that was part of it. He is so funny, he is doing the same joke.

Now, if you know what you are doing, in life, once you know what you are

doing, that gives confidence. If you work hard enough. Picking up the

courage to go out and do this one man act, did that help you in

Splash. You were the first one to jump-off the ten metre board. Is one

of my size, they were surprised I did the ten metre dive. After that

they repaired the pool and in fact the next series was supposed to be

called tsunami, in homage. Amazing though. You want to do things that

will push you, you want to get courage the live the rest of your

life. The thing is you can do everything. You can sing, you can

act, you can dive, loads of different... Not really. Jump! You

have brought out a song for the World Cup with the clever title...

England's Going Out (To Do It Again) It hedges its bets. We were asked to

do it in January. You know something, where Three Lion, it

captured the zeitgeist. Football is coming home and it was trying to

give belief to the players, I think you need to give believe. If you

look at world football, England are not up there, we don't have much of

a chance but we still believe. There is enough going on. We have Lallana

coming through, Ross Barkley. Is that what you are singing about. It

is get behind the team. We still believe. Because there is no point

going to a tournament if you don't believe. There is no fun. We don't

really believe and we went out quarter-finals, in penalty, now we

really believe. Let us have a quick listen.

# We still believe # We still believe

# That's it. Is that it Wraelly like the song. We agree it is brilliant

but we thought if he wants us to play any more he will have to

complete a football show challenge. We saw you playing football. Outside

the window is the Robokeeper. It is the fastest goalkeeper in the world.

We all had a go against it earlier, it similar possible to beat. I think

one or two people have done it. It is almost impossible. Even Lionel

Messi, he can't do it? He failed. You want me to score. There is no

chance... If you score we will play a lot more of the song. That is not

going to happen. This is nutty, crazy. Stop. It is television. We

will play it any way. It is TV. Just play along. You can see him on tour,

but the big you one Iranalamadingdong starts in

September. When it comes to the world's most

successful food and drink buckets the secret formulas remain just

that. The ingredients for the Coca-Cola recipe are supposedly kept

in this safe in Atlanta. And those famous 11 herbs and spices for the

southern fried chicken are kept under wraps, or maybe under a family

bucket and we are told two people on the peninsula fete have those 11

ingredients locked away. If one person knows the secret formula to

an incredible ground-breaking product and something happens to

them, what then? Here is Gyles. In 1985 Manchester Airport saw one

of the worst aircraft disasters in British history. A plane caught fire

while taking off. 55 passengers died, but only seven as a result of

burns. Most of the deaths were caused by

toxic fumes from the burning plastics inside the aircraft.

The disaster preyed on the mind of a Hartlepool hairdresser who in his

spare time experimented in the creation of new hair product,

shampoos and conditioner, Dais and perms.

Could this amateur chemist produce a plastic that would withstand extreme

temperatures without giving off poisonous fumes? Morris Ward began

making up teaspoons of stuff in a mixer. He found one he like, he took

samples and tested them with a blowtorch. The material could resist

temperatures of up to 2500 degrees Celsius yet be cool to the touch.

He called his stuff Star light. It seemed that Ward created something

the world of science tried and failed for years to achieve. But

whether they thought it was a joke, or they were developing a rival

product, Britain's chemical companies sent him back. -- packing.

A researches at the BBC did take him seriously. With the aid of an egg

and a blowtorch it aired on Tomorrow's World. How is it doing?

It is going red hot. If I turn the flame off, I take that charred bit

and I put it in the palm of my hand, it only just feels warm. And if I

then crack it open, what is more, the egg hasn't even begun to start

cooking. Peter McCann put Start light through its paces. That was

your Star light moment. It was an amazing experiment. It was one of

the most amazing I did in ten years I was there. Did you try the find

out what was in it? I gave him a nudge and said OK, what is in this?

He said, a lot of people have asked me that and I have never told

anybody, and as far as I am concerned it represents my future.

We rarely went on air without knowing what the parts of any

formula and how it worked. What was the response? That was amazing. Let

us get this in perspective. Most items have might have evoked in the

tens responses from people who said that was really interesting, but in

this case, it was in the thousands. He was hailed as the man with the

billionaire brain. Scientists, multinational companies, even NASA

were trying to get their hands on the product. There was talk of

multi-billion dollar deals. Then nothing. Why? It took 18 months

before Morris lab the Ministry of Defence to take a closer look. They

sent Sir Ronald Mason to test it. It was in fact quite gobsmacking. We

had results which were extraordinarily impressive. We knew

that those results would not be met by the fire retardants that were

around at that time. How come a hairdresser with no training can

invent this substance and a brilliant scientist like yourself

cannot? He made what must have been an irrational jump. People are hand

strung by their science. NASA also tested the product. It could

withstand the heat of 75 Russian bombs. Wallace believed his

invention was worth billions. -- Hiroshige bombs. Scientists agreed

it was revolutionary. Yet, stubborn to the end, when he died in 2011, it

seems he took his secret formula with him to the grave. This story is

as inspirational as it is infuriating. A genuine case of a

backyard boffin who made a world changing discovery yet never

realised its potential. Did he even tell his wife? They are a secretive

family. People are like this. Have you heard of John Andrews? He drove

into a U.S. Navy base in New York saying, I have found the way to

change water into oil. They gave him a chance to try with sea water and

freshwater. With six or seven drops he managed to propel vehicles.

Verifiably? And then the guy disappeared. He turned up in England

30 years later, by which time, he had forgotten the formula. There was

another person, a Swedish/American, here is one of his sculptures. He

created this, he claimed, behind a screen by talking to the tree. He

talked to the degree. He had a mystery formulation of words and it

turned into a tree like that. That is Jonathan Creek territory, isn't

it? What about the Stradivarius? It is the mystery of the sound. We have

one in the studio. Listen to this. She is very good. She is superb. The

instrument is a miracle. The inventor died and told nobody why he

was able to make the instrument so beautiful. A report this week said

there was a blind hearing test and people could not tell the

difference. Thank you very much indeed. And thanks also to Kristine

from The Royal Academy of Music. Now The One Show Summer Art Competition

is back! This year, it is bigger than ever and open to all amateur

artists, 13 and above. We'll be chatting to last year's winner Lucy

in a few minutes and finding out how her life has changed, since winning

last August. But, if you're interested in entering or know

someone who might be, here's Tuffers. Last year over 700 of you

entered the summer art competition. 24 viewers were short listed and had

their work displayed in our some art exhibition. Lucy Howard from

Somerset was the judge 's favourite. Who will be the winners this year?

Today we are launching the One Show summer art competition 2014. This

year it will be even bigger. We are giving you the chance to have your

artwork exhibited here in London. Home to some of the greatest names

in British art. Turnip, Constable and Hockney have had exhibits here.

-- Turner. We want to see your drawings and paintings. They can be

using crayons, watercolours, acrylics, anything, as long as it is

your original work. This is a picture of my daughter. I like

nature on landscapes. I am doing some local countryside. This is Mick

and, Greek island. The art competition is open to artists in

two age groups. 13 to 17 and 18 and over. We will only consider original

drawings and paintings, so no digital art. The best 24 works of

art will be installed here in the summer art exhibition in the Royal

Academy in June. This room is steeped in art history. This

summer, these paintings will be removed and your artwork will be

given pride of place. Edith creates the summer exhibition at the Royal

Academy. She will help to short list the entries. What is she looking

for? It is not a particular tone or genre or finish you are looking

for. Just something that is personal, the way the artist has

tackled the work. Their ability to look at a familiar subject in a

slightly different way. Michael is the second judge. You need to bring

something of yourself to the artwork. It is not like a recipe.

Draw something that says something about you, or paint something that

says something about you as a person. Will you be entering our

competition? Most definitely. I did not study art. I'd paint and see

what happens. It would be lovely to see someone like me who just loves

art to have something at the Royal Academy. If you want to see your

work hanging here in the hallowed halls of the Royal Academy, take a

photograph of your work and send it with an entry form from the website

to this address. The deadline is 5pm on the 2nd of

May. Only one painting per person. Please do not send images by e-mail

because these will not be considered. Full terms and

conditions can be found on the website. We know there are loads of

talented viewers out there and we are looking forward to seeing all of

your art. As Phil just said, the deadline for entries is 5pm on

Friday second May, one painting per entry. And for the first time 13 to

17-year-olds can enter so teenagers, get drawing. For more information

and the terms and conditions head to The One Show website. And for more

information on how it feels to be the winner of The One Show Arts

competition, please welcome, Lucy Howard. She won last year. Let's

have a look at the first painting you submitted. You hit the ground

running. I remember that. It stand out. And the winning entry... That

is so good. A round of applause for that! Are you working in acrylics? I

am. I have my own exhibition. I have some pictures in a gallery in Stow

on the Wold. A card company wants five of my images to make art cards

sale. This would not have happened had he not one. It is a real

confidence booster. I self taught completely. -- I am self taught. OK,

so you've physically got home from work - but you're still texting your

boss or checking emails. You might be doing it right now. Well, in

France, they've had enough. They're looking hard at new proposals which

would stop bosses bothering you at home. But should we be following

suit here? Work, work, work. We work 42.7 hours a week. That is three

hours longer than the French. Wherever we are, we are never far

away from the office trying to squeeze a little bit more out of us

at all hours of the day. That is fine. For some of us, the time

devoted to personalise is on the slide. -- personal lives. How many

hours a week do you work? 39. 40 hours a week. Between 50 and 60. It

is like an obsession. When I worked in a bank, you are being watched. If

you went home before 6pm, the pressure was on. You are always

looking at e-mails and checking what is coming through the system. The

attitude to work in France is rather different. The stereotype is of

long, relaxing lunch breaks. Blue-collar workers have a legally

enforced 35 hour working week. To make things less stressful, an

agreement has been drawn up between an employment Federation and two

unions to strictly prohibit work each mouse -- e-mails. Wouldn't we

all be better off being French? How many hours a week to you do? 35. You

can do a maximum of 30 hours a week? Yes. I want to keep time with my

children. You are not allowed to do more than 35? It is always 35. What

could be learned from the French in terms of making our work and home

life more in balance? You still have the same amount of work to do but

less time to do it in. Does that mean you work harder? Yes, you are

right. It is the seventh most productive country in Europe while

Britain is in 11th place. The most recent figures show that French

productivity in terms of output per hour is 130% of that of the UK. Part

of the reason is there is increasing work regulations and labour

protection laws, which means it is very costly to employ workers. In

the UK, we feel lucky to have a job and want to work hard. Maybe we do

not want to demand work /life measures if it is not the culture in

our company. To get a better balance between work and home life, perhaps

we should take a lunch break, leave the office when the work is done and

not when it is socially acceptable to so do. One week to get home, turn

off the phone. Maybe we should all be a little bit more French. They

have got the right idea. What type of texts would comedians get out of

hours? When I first got a mobile phone I texted my wife, because I

texted her, it took about two or three hours, I said I love you I

think about you I worry about you I need constant communication with you

and it went to Dara O'Briain who thought I was being serious, because

I sent him a text the day before. He said I love you too, maybe within

half an hour but constant is too preesh rising, we often talk about

that. You must send texts and e-mails to yourself, you get

inspiration, you get an idea for a joke, a gag, you have to write it

down. You do. The dictaphone is good to put things down. If you don't

write something it goes away in the ether. There are so many comics who

don't have the brain to remember stuff. Time for the final three

shows competing for your vote to win the Radio Times Audience Award.

Fourth up all eyes on the telly for Gogglebox.

So we are heading back to June and Leon in Liverpool, two of the most

famous TV critics. Let us look at Gogglebox.

It has to be 20 degrees before I put my shorts on. I have the best legs,

you see. You can't see yourself from the back. What do you mean from the

back? You have knobbly knees. I have not! My favourite is Dec. Only

because he gave you the eye when he passed you on the M3. He is nice

looking Richard Hammond but he is too little for me. You like a big

man don't you. Of course I do. Big man. I like a bit of meat. Wonder

how long it took David Beckham to learn his lines. He probably has

autocue. Or Victoria standing there going... Beckham was wonderful,

better than Lineker. They are your favourites. They are.

June and Leon, we have to ask has The One Show been to your liking so

far this evening? Yes we have enjoyed it. Something new for us, so

we enjoyed it thank you. Have you recorded erm dale then? Of course!

We can catch up later. How has it... I love Alex. That is enough! How,

this Alex, that is fine. How has it been for you coming famous, people

recognising you? This is a big deal. Ho are you coping with it? It is

amazing. Lovely. We live in Liverpool so we are recognised in

Liverpool but seven so kind and lovely to us. -- everyone is so kind

and lovely. We cry with them, we show real people watching

television. And expressing their views, and they love us, and we love

them. You feel like celebrities? Absolutely. Well you are. Leon an

June would you like to pitch to people at home and tell them why

they should vote for Gogglebox to win? Well everybody who is watching,

and watches Gogglebox I am sure can identify with one or other of the

participants in it. They come from the length and breadth of England

with all different views, and all different jokes and so on. And so,

they laugh with us, they cry with us, they shout at the screen like

us, and they have a drink like us. So vote for us, because we think, we

are the viewer's programme, there isn't another one like it on TV, we

are unique. And if we win, June will show you her knicks! On that

bombshell thank you very much June and Leon. Boyd, are they worthy

winners? It is terrifying for critics like me who get paid that

people are in this incredibly successful show. It is down to good

chance because they are doing a good job. Thank you for that. Next up,

only a couple more to go it is Educating Yorkshire.

Get moving people. Making the place look untidy. You are at school in a

maths classroom. Do maths. Have row been smoke something yes? Have you

been smoking? You are going to be Prime Minister of this country of

ours, is that the aim? It is the dream. I am so hot. May be miss, I

maybe going through the menopause. I hope not. I want to thank Mr Burton

for... For helping me overcome my stammer.

That was a marvellous real life telly moment Mr Burton, Ryan and

Musharraf. That was an incredible moment in a documentary. Did you get

the inspiration from The King's Speech? I borrowed the DVD and just

watched it and I thought, let us give it a go, see if it does any

good. My main concern was it might detract, he was doing well, but it

was unbelievable what happened in the room. It was unbelievable.

Congratulations, I mean that was a real achievement. Well done. You

Ryan, are you serious about wanting to be Prime Minister? It seemed to

go down a bit since the show, but I am still keeping my hopes up about

it. Would you be a Labour Prime Minister or a Tory Prime Minister or

what? Lib Dem? I don't really know. You are not sure which party you

want to lead it. That is a cool ambition. They are all like that.

Boyd, what do you think? I think this show gave us the most moving

hour of TV of the year, from that point of view. It shows how

inspirational teachers can be, it stands a good chance of getting a

solid number of votes. Thank you. We finish this with your plea. To vote

for you. So, take it away. Sir. On behalf of the boys next to me and

myself, and the staff and students, vote for Educating Yorkshire, it

shows that real people work hard to overcome their problems and none

more so than Musharraf. I am proud to campaign on behalf of the show

and to win a BAFTA would be incredible, so, on behalf of

Musharraf I am sorry and he is sorry for the tears as well, so, but

Kleenex shares have gone up this year. For the last programme we need

to go outside. It is shot so beautifully. It is the Great British

Bake Off and baking a winning recipe is Frances Quinn. Frances, you will

bake us three reasons while the bake off should win this, so we will

start with competitive contestants. And a big Coll dollop of custard. --

dollop of custard. What happened? I use used Howard's custard. I forgot

what my bowl was, it have used his. It is the most incredible case of

baking espionage. I am sorry. Then there is the sprinkling of Mel and

Sue. Lots of that. Are you pleased? You can tell the ones that have

tempered better. You have a tiny temper there. That is my elbow on

your muffin. I think I have elbowed this. How can I make it right. I

will have to elbow everyone's. A knee in some. Head-butt a few others

and it is all good. I love them. Not forgetting the best thing about the

Great British Bake Off, the dollops of cakes and treats.

It is certainly very original. That is so pretty. It is so effective.

Every little bit is edible. OK, a winning recipe, the Great British

Bake Off. So from a contestants point of view why it should win. It

has inspired the nation. Britain's baking again and from young to old,

how people are switching off the football, to see if someone is going

to have a soggy bottom on a Tuesday night. It is incredible. There has

been a cake boom. Fantastic. Now, Boyd, has bake off risen to the

challenge? Here he is. I think so. It has been on the list before. It

got nine half million viewers, that is astonishing. Everyone loves the

show. We love watching people bake, and we love Mel and Sue. It is too

hard. Thanks for being the BAFTA brains, and as one of the judges

best of luck on the night. Thanks to the nominee, you can vote for your

favourite via the BAFTA website and the winner will be revealed on the

British Academy Television Awards, live on the BBC One at, on 18th May.

Now you might have read over the years these weird stories about

gnomes going missing from people's gardens. Personally I have been

sceptical, a case of VGS, vanishing gnome syndrome. Evidence has emerged

that suggests it might be true. They are usually found perched over

ponds, nestling next to shrubs or standing proud alongside daffodils.

Well, that was up until now. As in Aberdeenshire something is amiss. A

recent spate of thefts in area has seen more than 30 garden gnomes

pinched from their patches. And apparently it is not just a single

incident. Last year, there were reports of stolen gnomes and garden

ornaments up and down the country. It was Police Scotland who made the

unusual discovery, after searching a vehicle in the Banff area.

Wow. Oh my goodness. So this is the haul of gnomes. Tell

us about the night you came across them. We stop add vehicle and on

searching the back this is what we found. What wept through your mind

when you opened up the boot and found it was gnomes It was the

strangest thing. I didn't know what to think. How unusual is it for you

to find something like this? For me the in the two years I have never

come across anything like this. What response have you had? We have had a

big response. Five owners have identified so far. If you recognise

any of these gnomes and believe they might belong to you or anyone you

know, please get in touch with Police Scotland. Margaret is one

remembers can't whose gnome has been safely returned. For her, this is no

laughing matter. What did you think when you discovered he was missing?

I was devastated. I was really upset about it. They belonged to my

father. I thought we will get another one. It won't be the same. I

didn't think I would see him again. The -- can you think of any reason

somebody would want to steal these? The policeman said it was a prank.

It started off as a prank but it got serious. So Margaret, he is home.

How pleased are you to have him back? Delighted. What about the

others that are still waiting to be reunited with their owners? ? Anyone

missing a known? Who is going to look after it and care for it in the

way it used to be cared for? I think it is shocking. Gnomes are taken

against their Will from their own homes. Very strange. So did you know

that this type of thing happened in this part of the world? I am a long

way from home, and this is the last thing I thought would happen. I

thought it was funny. You don't recognise any of them then? It is an

odd thing to steal It is. Police in the community are keen to seize

these guys back safe and secure in their garden, so while the search

for their owners continues, these gnomes will stay behind bars.

Brilliant. Thank you very much Sarah. If you know who any of those

gnomes belong to, get in touch. We would love to hear from you. Head to

the website. Let us welcome Omid back. Hello. The deal is this guy

will have a hit record, song about the World Cup comes out soon. We

said we would play more if you could score past Robocop -- Robokeeper.

You have one go. I will give it the eyes.

Yes! Yes! # Let the sun shine

# No is our time # We're three lions

# England's going out # To do it again

# Make the movie # With George Clooney

# And Wayne Rooney # England's going out to do it

again. # Incredible. That is it for tonight.

Thanks to Omid, the tour Iranalamadingdong starts in

September and you can listen to his World Cup song England's Going Out

(To Do It Again), online now. Thank you, it has been a pleasure rim.

Tomorrow I will be here with Vernon Kay. Bye.

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