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On this evening's BAFTA-themed One Show, we're celebrating the best TV

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on the planet. So, let's start with nominations for... The Presenter of

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The One Show when Matt is Away Award. And the nominees are... A key

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member of The One Show team who regularly goes beyond the call of

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duty. Fingers crossed for props Dave. Next, a real all-rounder. One

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of the nation's top comedians and entertainers. He can act, sing,

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dance, whatever. He'll nail it. It's Omid Djalili. Lastly, despite 35

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years' experience at the top nobody can really be sure what he's going

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to say or do next. And that includes himself. It's Richard Madeley. And

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the winner is... Hello and welcome to The One Show

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with... Richard Madeley... And Alex Jones.

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I am so excited. I get to be Judy for a night. We will leave that

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thought there. Yes, tonight we are showcasing the nation's favourite TV

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shows of last year. They've all been nominated for the Radio Times

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Audience Award, which you can vote for tonight. And here to tell us who

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the real nominees are is Heat Magazine TV critic, BAFTA judge and

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very nice chap, Boyd Hilton. Boyd, who's up? It's a great a mix.

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It reflects the brilliance of richest TV. You have Gogglebox...

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Breaking Bad... Broadchurch... That was the whodunnit. Educating

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Yorkshire... Also, Doctor Who... That was the 50th anniversary

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special. Not forgetting The Great British Bake Off. It has been on the

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list three times but had a huge audience this year and has been a

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phenomenon. It is your choice. And you can vote tonight, via the BAFTA

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website. The winner will be announced on the main show on the

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18th May. And some of the stars are in. Mr Burton, Musharaf and Ryan

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from Educating Yorkshire. Mr Burton will be asking for your boats later

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on. Great British Bake Off winner Frances has been busy baking a BAFTA

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cake, so she instantly gets my vote. And June and Leon from Gogglebox are

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live from their sofa in Liverpool! Hallow. It is lovely to have you

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with us. What would you normally watch at this time of night? Do not

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asking that! Let me, first of all, say I loved your Welsh accent. We

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would normally watch the start of your show if there was somebody good

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on. Then we would go over to Emmerdale. You are off the show! Of

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course you will not. And, joining us on the sofa tonight is one of the

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nation's top comedians, and if the title of his new tour is anything to

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go by, we're in for a right Irana-lama-ding-dong! It's Omid

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Djalili. Hello. Lovely to see you. Always

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nice to have you on. You have done the Edinburgh Bextor full. -- the

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Edinburgh Festival. What about this story that Jeremy Paxman will be

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doing it? I would not give advice to him, only to audiences going to see

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him. He was not be funny. He is a Rottweiler. According the consumer

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group, Which? Just under half of us changed our shopping habits as a

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result of last year's horse meat scandal. But what about when the

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rule book goes out the window? After a few drinks when you get a doner

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kebab with all the extras, or a takeaway curry, do you know what

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meat you're eating then? Dan Donnelly went to find out what's

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really in your takeaway. Us Brits love a takeaway. We spend

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around ?30 billion every year on the stuff. Do you ever wonder what is in

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these delights? Today I am hitting the streets of Cardiff with public

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analysts working on behalf of trading standards. They are on the

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lookout for lamb kebabs which might contain other meats. This should be

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serving lamb only in a lamb kebabs. The first takeaway we are visiting

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is Clifton Fish bar. They have no idea we are here to check up on

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them. Debbie orders a lamb kebabs and bags the meet up ready for

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analysis. Is that enough? They are sometimes found to be packed with

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three different types of meat. By Mr describing food, shops are breaking

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the food safety act. We are collecting samples from three

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different takeaways. They will go back to be lapped to be tested and

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it will be a few days before we get the results. -- the lab. Food fraud

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seems to be a problem all over the country. Which? Tested lamb kebabs

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and carries in Birmingham. We found it was not just a lamb in the lamb

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in the lamb dish you ordered. They could have been chicken or beef. In

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seven of the cases, there was no lamb at all. We could not really

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identify what the meet was. It is really important that we are clear

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where our food is coming from and exactly what it is. It is clear some

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takeaways really are not telling people what is in the food. What

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about here in Cardiff. It has been a week since his box checked three

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takeaways. I am back to find out what was in the lamb kebabs.

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Alastair is the lead trading standards analyst for the whole of

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Wales. He has scrutinised thousands of meat takeaways. What are the

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grimmest things you find when you're looking at different types of meet?

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You are left with bits of tendon and sinews. Under European law, it

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cannot be classed as meat. How about the takeaways we went to? Out of the

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three we analysed, all three came back with lamb and beef. There was

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zero correctly described and there were 100% incorrectly described.

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Lamb is expensive, padded out with the cheap stuff. The analysis has

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been done and the takeaways we visited the other day have questions

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to answer. Let's hear what they have to say. Trading standards to Civic

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Lee asked for a lamb kebabs but were given lamb and beef. -- specifically

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asked. If someone asks for lamb, you have to give it to them. If someone

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says, can I have a lamb kebabs? We tell them. Why W have never seen

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anyone put it on the board. No. He will make it clear to customers that

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the lamb Donna kebabs also have beef in them. The next takeaway, they

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bought the lamb Donna kebabs and there was some beef in now. I am

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sorry to hear that. We ask for lamb. We do not ask for anything else. We

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ask for lamb. You are blaming the suppliers. He has now changed the

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description. The final takeaway said they had no idea there was beef in

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the lamb kebabs meat. They have changed their supplier. We will

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continue to carry out spot checks across the community. The fight

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against food fraud goes on to make sure we get exactly what you paid

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for. That is why I stick to cheese and chips. We have a film about you

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going back to your old university later on. What was your kebabs of

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choice? I'm a big fan of a lamb kebabs. I like to see kebabs with

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salad. In Newcastle on a Saturday night, you see people taking out the

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salad and throwing it everywhere. That is what is keeping new regular.

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That is why we are talking about seven bits of fruit every day. I did

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a piece about constipation but it has not come out yet! That was good.

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June and Leon, what is your favourite takeaway? I like Chinese.

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Curry. We take it in terms. The local takeaway supplies us with

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both. I am sure you have said this on before. We'll be hearing from

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June and Leon later because someone from each TV show nominated for the

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BAFTA Audience Award is going to be trying to persaude you at home to

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vote for them tonight. The 50th Anniversary mega-episode of Doctor

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Who. There is one life I have tried very hard to forget. He was the

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doctor who fought in the time war and that is the day he did it, the

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day I did it, the day he killed them off. You were the doctor on the day.

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It was not possible to get it right. But, this time... You do not have to

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do it alone. Thank you. I was talking to some fans and they reckon

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that was the best episode that has ever been made. They know what they

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are talking about. Appealing for your votes tonight is the War

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Doctor, John Hurt. Three doctors and when you have never even heard of.

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That is a good start. What is unique is the dark side, the greatest

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battle probably of all time. We all want to vote. -- your vote. It was a

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mega- episode with a mega budget. Was it enough to win? Or fans, it

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gave us what we wanted. There was a brilliant surprise at the end with

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Tom Baker. It was moving and funny. I think it could be the favourite.

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Next up, the hugely popular Broadchurch. We are treating the

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death as suspicious. Until we are ready, all of this is confidential.

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I cannot speak to you. Who told the journalist? Where were you last

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night? I was on a job. If anyone has any information, please come forward

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now. We will catch whoever did this. Another very strong contender.

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With powerful storylines and characters, you, the audience

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connected with it. Broadchurch shined a light on small West Country

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community, you took the characters into your heart, the need to get

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justice for Danny made arm chair detectives out of each of you. It

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was full of Olivia Coleman and David Tennant and other actors who were

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pretty good. It was the most tweeted about drama so let us unite the

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nation again. I implore do you vote Broadchurch. So so we can bring the

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BAFTA to say thanks for your incredible support at what has been

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the most extraordinary year. Thank you so much. As we say in Bristol,

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you're lush. And he is so lush in real life. I

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really thought he was guilty. For three or four episodes. Look that

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the little face though. Doesn't look very lush to me. Do you think they

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aworthy winners? They are strong candidates. We get crime dramas but

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this broke through and became a national talking point, it was in

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the paper, TV, rude, were were obsessed with it it was brilliantly

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written and acted so it stand a good chance. I would vote for that. I

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thought it was incredible. It edges the others, but that is just me.

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Finally for now it is Breaking Bad. Even if somehow you were able to

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convince anyone, I was capable of doing these things, you and I both

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know I would never see the inside of a jail cell. I'm a dying man. Who

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runs a car wash, my right hand to God, that is all that I am.

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She is still on series three. I I can't watch it. Here to appeal for

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the Audience Award is super super fan... All great drama is about

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moral dilemma, there are dilemmas you never thought existed. If they

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played them and people had to press which they would would go it would

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be 50-50. I watched it on a plane, I watched five back-to-back, so

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through the moral dilemmas that gives the vote for me. Unbelievable.

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OK. Well put. Very well. So Boyd, can Breaking Bad break records, and

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be, I think the only show, there is no precedent for this to win a BAFTA

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that isn't on television, it is on Netflix and box sets. It would be

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unique. This is the first year that shows on Netflix are eligible. Are

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there are enough people to vote. The thing on its side it is one of the

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greatest TV shows ever made. Apart from all of the moral dilemmas it is

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brilliantly written and acted and everything is great. It is up there

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with something like sop President Assad knows for me. Thank you Boyd.

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More nominations on the way, you can vote by going to the BAFTA website.

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Omid said when he went to university he didn't get the best grades and he

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might have bumped off the odd lecture. So So when we asked him to

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go back and lecture himself, would anybody listen? I am returning to

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the place that changed my life. The University of Ulster in Northern

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Ireland. 20 years ago I came here as a boy, and left a man.

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Without my three years studying drama I wouldn't be the person I am

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today. It is where I got my self confidence. In my mind university

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life was what I had seen in films like the Graduate, beautiful

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buildings. Lovely fountain, as I came over the hill I looked at the

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university and it looked like an oil refinery. I didn't go to any

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lectures or seminars in my first term. I needed solitude. I was

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referred to as the aimless Arab of Antrim. I didn't want to wander

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aimlessly. I had to make friends fast. There was only one real place

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do that. My social life revolved round the university football team.

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That is me, yes, I was a sort of Persian George Best. Playing soccer

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on the same team as people from a totally different background made me

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feel welcome. I even had time to hone my comedy skills in the

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dressing room. We described him as a skilful player. He wouldn't have

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been renowned as the fittest or fastest. He wouldn't have been the

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best trainer, you weren't renowned for your tackling but you put a

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tackle on one of the local players who fell on the ground. Didn't

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appreciate what you had done and was giving off do you in a strong accent

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to which you said "I see you are familiar with the works of

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Shakespeare." A couple of seconds afterwards. Making people laugh was

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my way of fitting in. It helped with with my confidence. The aimless Arab

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of Antrim had a new goal. The making jokes about Shakespeare wouldn't get

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me far on the course I had come to study. Because I was an actor,

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destined to tread the boards. And most of the early treading took

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place here, the university's own theatre.

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Oh my God. Look. Lovely to see you. This is Linda. My old drama teacher.

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This person here, I have to tell you, is one of the few people who

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believed that this massive nuttiness had something in him. I wouldn't

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have believed in me, but somehow you guys did, so thank you. So I thought

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you could act. I thought you could write. I knew you would end up doing

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something you were in control of, because that is who you are, when I

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went to see you in Fagan. I wanted to see how you were hacking it? How

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was it I thought you were really good. I appeared in numerous plays.

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Some were good, some were awful. It didn't matter. Rejection wasn't the

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end of the world. I had people here that believed in me. So the seeds of

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my career were laid here at the university theatre. But if I was to

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truly come out of Michelle, I needed to enter the place where any self

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respecting student spends most of their time. The union bar.

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Luckily a crowd of today's students have turned out for my life lecture.

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Being a non-drinker back in the day place like this might have spooked

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me. Coming back now and being greeted with such warmth is

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touching. Which is basically the message I want to pass on.

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When we get to university we don't know who we are. As you personality

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is not quite formed don't comous out with all guns blaze, be easy with

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yourself, relax, take your time, so people get to know you, naturally. I

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think the most important thing you can have now, on whatever course you

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are doing, have belief that you are going to be great, and don't ever be

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put off by any negativity, if anyone says you are not good enough or you

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your grades aren't great. I didn't get gratsds that were fantastic but

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my life worked out. Be very proud to be from Northern Ireland. It the

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sense of Muir and the mentality that rubbed off on me. So thank you.

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-- grades. What a lovely idea for a film as

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well. A love lovely thing. Did you enjoy it? It affected me. I met so

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many great character, there was a guy called Jim. He spoke like that,

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and he said I have been London looking for a job, he said at the

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BBC. As an announcer. He said, yes, I said did you get the job, he said

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no, because I'm a Catholic. I thought I would have got a better --

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bigger laugh. Watching that film, I think it is moving in parts and has

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upset my equilibrium. I didn't go to university, have been all right

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about it but watching that film it made me wonder if I had made the bad

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decision, I missed out on this. I come from a background where I was

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with people, so, I didn't go to lectures because I needed solitude.

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That was the thing, that is what I want to tell people, go with

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whatever you, because everyone has their own mental problem, they have

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their own thing they are going through, if you want to go nuts and

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partying, maybe that is time to do it, for me it was having solitude. I

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thought that was right for me: It allowed do you grow up. Yes. If

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people are thinking about it... Give it a go. We have to talk about your

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tour before we run out of time. Iranalamadingdong, what does that

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mean? Is it just a thing? It was just a silly name. That is what you

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want. Comedians talk about so many subjects and I have stopped talking

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about Iran, as I used to. So there is things like relationship,

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celebrity, getting older, that is another thing. It is hard when you

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get older, the connection between your brain and mouth slows down and

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people ask me who your favourite young comedian, I say Jack. The

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other one, Whitehall? I fell asleep mid sentence. The people who only do

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comedy are people usually over 40, so I think it is a big thing when

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you, because we all feel younger, we feel 18, but you know, we, you have

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to embrace getting older because there is no choice. Do you get as

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frightened going out on the opening night as you did when you were

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younger? Does it still burn fiercely? I used to get nervous, my

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mouth would go dry. I would repeat jokes. And people laugh because they

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thought that was part of it. He is so funny, he is doing the same joke.

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Now, if you know what you are doing, in life, once you know what you are

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doing, that gives confidence. If you work hard enough. Picking up the

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courage to go out and do this one man act, did that help you in

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Splash. You were the first one to jump-off the ten metre board. Is one

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of my size, they were surprised I did the ten metre dive. After that

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they repaired the pool and in fact the next series was supposed to be

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called tsunami, in homage. Amazing though. You want to do things that

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will push you, you want to get courage the live the rest of your

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life. The thing is you can do everything. You can sing, you can

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act, you can dive, loads of different... Not really. Jump! You

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have brought out a song for the World Cup with the clever title...

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England's Going Out (To Do It Again) It hedges its bets. We were asked to

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do it in January. You know something, where Three Lion, it

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captured the zeitgeist. Football is coming home and it was trying to

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give belief to the players, I think you need to give believe. If you

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look at world football, England are not up there, we don't have much of

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a chance but we still believe. There is enough going on. We have Lallana

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coming through, Ross Barkley. Is that what you are singing about. It

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is get behind the team. We still believe. Because there is no point

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going to a tournament if you don't believe. There is no fun. We don't

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really believe and we went out quarter-finals, in penalty, now we

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really believe. Let us have a quick listen.

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# We still believe # We still believe

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# That's it. Is that it Wraelly like the song. We agree it is brilliant

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but we thought if he wants us to play any more he will have to

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complete a football show challenge. We saw you playing football. Outside

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the window is the Robokeeper. It is the fastest goalkeeper in the world.

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We all had a go against it earlier, it similar possible to beat. I think

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one or two people have done it. It is almost impossible. Even Lionel

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Messi, he can't do it? He failed. You want me to score. There is no

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chance... If you score we will play a lot more of the song. That is not

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going to happen. This is nutty, crazy. Stop. It is television. We

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will play it any way. It is TV. Just play along. You can see him on tour,

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but the big you one Iranalamadingdong starts in

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September. When it comes to the world's most

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successful food and drink buckets the secret formulas remain just

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that. The ingredients for the Coca-Cola recipe are supposedly kept

:27:31.:27:36.

in this safe in Atlanta. And those famous 11 herbs and spices for the

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southern fried chicken are kept under wraps, or maybe under a family

:27:42.:27:45.

bucket and we are told two people on the peninsula fete have those 11

:27:46.:27:50.

ingredients locked away. If one person knows the secret formula to

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an incredible ground-breaking product and something happens to

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them, what then? Here is Gyles. In 1985 Manchester Airport saw one

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of the worst aircraft disasters in British history. A plane caught fire

:28:06.:28:09.

while taking off. 55 passengers died, but only seven as a result of

:28:10.:28:12.

burns. Most of the deaths were caused by

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toxic fumes from the burning plastics inside the aircraft.

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The disaster preyed on the mind of a Hartlepool hairdresser who in his

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spare time experimented in the creation of new hair product,

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shampoos and conditioner, Dais and perms.

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Could this amateur chemist produce a plastic that would withstand extreme

:28:36.:28:40.

temperatures without giving off poisonous fumes? Morris Ward began

:28:41.:28:47.

making up teaspoons of stuff in a mixer. He found one he like, he took

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samples and tested them with a blowtorch. The material could resist

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temperatures of up to 2500 degrees Celsius yet be cool to the touch.

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He called his stuff Star light. It seemed that Ward created something

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the world of science tried and failed for years to achieve. But

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whether they thought it was a joke, or they were developing a rival

:29:12.:29:17.

product, Britain's chemical companies sent him back. -- packing.

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A researches at the BBC did take him seriously. With the aid of an egg

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and a blowtorch it aired on Tomorrow's World. How is it doing?

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It is going red hot. If I turn the flame off, I take that charred bit

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and I put it in the palm of my hand, it only just feels warm. And if I

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then crack it open, what is more, the egg hasn't even begun to start

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cooking. Peter McCann put Start light through its paces. That was

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your Star light moment. It was an amazing experiment. It was one of

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the most amazing I did in ten years I was there. Did you try the find

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out what was in it? I gave him a nudge and said OK, what is in this?

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He said, a lot of people have asked me that and I have never told

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anybody, and as far as I am concerned it represents my future.

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We rarely went on air without knowing what the parts of any

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formula and how it worked. What was the response? That was amazing. Let

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us get this in perspective. Most items have might have evoked in the

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tens responses from people who said that was really interesting, but in

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this case, it was in the thousands. He was hailed as the man with the

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billionaire brain. Scientists, multinational companies, even NASA

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were trying to get their hands on the product. There was talk of

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multi-billion dollar deals. Then nothing. Why? It took 18 months

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before Morris lab the Ministry of Defence to take a closer look. They

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sent Sir Ronald Mason to test it. It was in fact quite gobsmacking. We

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had results which were extraordinarily impressive. We knew

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that those results would not be met by the fire retardants that were

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around at that time. How come a hairdresser with no training can

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invent this substance and a brilliant scientist like yourself

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cannot? He made what must have been an irrational jump. People are hand

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strung by their science. NASA also tested the product. It could

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withstand the heat of 75 Russian bombs. Wallace believed his

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invention was worth billions. -- Hiroshige bombs. Scientists agreed

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it was revolutionary. Yet, stubborn to the end, when he died in 2011, it

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seems he took his secret formula with him to the grave. This story is

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as inspirational as it is infuriating. A genuine case of a

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backyard boffin who made a world changing discovery yet never

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realised its potential. Did he even tell his wife? They are a secretive

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family. People are like this. Have you heard of John Andrews? He drove

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into a U.S. Navy base in New York saying, I have found the way to

:33:06.:33:11.

change water into oil. They gave him a chance to try with sea water and

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freshwater. With six or seven drops he managed to propel vehicles.

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Verifiably? And then the guy disappeared. He turned up in England

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30 years later, by which time, he had forgotten the formula. There was

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another person, a Swedish/American, here is one of his sculptures. He

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created this, he claimed, behind a screen by talking to the tree. He

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talked to the degree. He had a mystery formulation of words and it

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turned into a tree like that. That is Jonathan Creek territory, isn't

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it? What about the Stradivarius? It is the mystery of the sound. We have

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one in the studio. Listen to this. She is very good. She is superb. The

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instrument is a miracle. The inventor died and told nobody why he

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was able to make the instrument so beautiful. A report this week said

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there was a blind hearing test and people could not tell the

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difference. Thank you very much indeed. And thanks also to Kristine

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from The Royal Academy of Music. Now The One Show Summer Art Competition

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is back! This year, it is bigger than ever and open to all amateur

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artists, 13 and above. We'll be chatting to last year's winner Lucy

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in a few minutes and finding out how her life has changed, since winning

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last August. But, if you're interested in entering or know

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someone who might be, here's Tuffers. Last year over 700 of you

:35:20.:35:29.

entered the summer art competition. 24 viewers were short listed and had

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their work displayed in our some art exhibition. Lucy Howard from

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Somerset was the judge 's favourite. Who will be the winners this year?

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Today we are launching the One Show summer art competition 2014. This

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year it will be even bigger. We are giving you the chance to have your

:35:51.:35:54.

artwork exhibited here in London. Home to some of the greatest names

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in British art. Turnip, Constable and Hockney have had exhibits here.

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-- Turner. We want to see your drawings and paintings. They can be

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using crayons, watercolours, acrylics, anything, as long as it is

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your original work. This is a picture of my daughter. I like

:36:24.:36:29.

nature on landscapes. I am doing some local countryside. This is Mick

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and, Greek island. The art competition is open to artists in

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two age groups. 13 to 17 and 18 and over. We will only consider original

:36:47.:36:50.

drawings and paintings, so no digital art. The best 24 works of

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art will be installed here in the summer art exhibition in the Royal

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Academy in June. This room is steeped in art history. This

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summer, these paintings will be removed and your artwork will be

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given pride of place. Edith creates the summer exhibition at the Royal

:37:20.:37:26.

Academy. She will help to short list the entries. What is she looking

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for? It is not a particular tone or genre or finish you are looking

:37:33.:37:36.

for. Just something that is personal, the way the artist has

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tackled the work. Their ability to look at a familiar subject in a

:37:43.:37:48.

slightly different way. Michael is the second judge. You need to bring

:37:49.:37:52.

something of yourself to the artwork. It is not like a recipe.

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Draw something that says something about you, or paint something that

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says something about you as a person. Will you be entering our

:38:03.:38:13.

competition? Most definitely. I did not study art. I'd paint and see

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what happens. It would be lovely to see someone like me who just loves

:38:19.:38:21.

art to have something at the Royal Academy. If you want to see your

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work hanging here in the hallowed halls of the Royal Academy, take a

:38:29.:38:32.

photograph of your work and send it with an entry form from the website

:38:33.:38:34.

to this address. The deadline is 5pm on the 2nd of

:38:35.:38:57.

May. Only one painting per person. Please do not send images by e-mail

:38:58.:39:01.

because these will not be considered. Full terms and

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conditions can be found on the website. We know there are loads of

:39:09.:39:11.

talented viewers out there and we are looking forward to seeing all of

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your art. As Phil just said, the deadline for entries is 5pm on

:39:16.:39:19.

Friday second May, one painting per entry. And for the first time 13 to

:39:20.:39:22.

17-year-olds can enter so teenagers, get drawing. For more information

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and the terms and conditions head to The One Show website. And for more

:39:26.:39:29.

information on how it feels to be the winner of The One Show Arts

:39:30.:39:32.

competition, please welcome, Lucy Howard. She won last year. Let's

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have a look at the first painting you submitted. You hit the ground

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running. I remember that. It stand out. And the winning entry... That

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is so good. A round of applause for that! Are you working in acrylics? I

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am. I have my own exhibition. I have some pictures in a gallery in Stow

:40:15.:40:22.

on the Wold. A card company wants five of my images to make art cards

:40:23.:40:27.

sale. This would not have happened had he not one. It is a real

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confidence booster. I self taught completely. -- I am self taught. OK,

:40:34.:40:51.

so you've physically got home from work - but you're still texting your

:40:52.:40:55.

boss or checking emails. You might be doing it right now. Well, in

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France, they've had enough. They're looking hard at new proposals which

:40:59.:41:01.

would stop bosses bothering you at home. But should we be following

:41:02.:41:08.

suit here? Work, work, work. We work 42.7 hours a week. That is three

:41:09.:41:20.

hours longer than the French. Wherever we are, we are never far

:41:21.:41:24.

away from the office trying to squeeze a little bit more out of us

:41:25.:41:28.

at all hours of the day. That is fine. For some of us, the time

:41:29.:41:33.

devoted to personalise is on the slide. -- personal lives. How many

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hours a week do you work? 39. 40 hours a week. Between 50 and 60. It

:41:49.:41:58.

is like an obsession. When I worked in a bank, you are being watched. If

:41:59.:42:04.

you went home before 6pm, the pressure was on. You are always

:42:05.:42:10.

looking at e-mails and checking what is coming through the system. The

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attitude to work in France is rather different. The stereotype is of

:42:16.:42:23.

long, relaxing lunch breaks. Blue-collar workers have a legally

:42:24.:42:27.

enforced 35 hour working week. To make things less stressful, an

:42:28.:42:32.

agreement has been drawn up between an employment Federation and two

:42:33.:42:41.

unions to strictly prohibit work each mouse -- e-mails. Wouldn't we

:42:42.:42:46.

all be better off being French? How many hours a week to you do? 35. You

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can do a maximum of 30 hours a week? Yes. I want to keep time with my

:42:56.:43:07.

children. You are not allowed to do more than 35? It is always 35. What

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could be learned from the French in terms of making our work and home

:43:16.:43:22.

life more in balance? You still have the same amount of work to do but

:43:23.:43:27.

less time to do it in. Does that mean you work harder? Yes, you are

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right. It is the seventh most productive country in Europe while

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Britain is in 11th place. The most recent figures show that French

:43:41.:43:45.

productivity in terms of output per hour is 130% of that of the UK. Part

:43:46.:43:51.

of the reason is there is increasing work regulations and labour

:43:52.:43:56.

protection laws, which means it is very costly to employ workers. In

:43:57.:44:01.

the UK, we feel lucky to have a job and want to work hard. Maybe we do

:44:02.:44:06.

not want to demand work /life measures if it is not the culture in

:44:07.:44:13.

our company. To get a better balance between work and home life, perhaps

:44:14.:44:16.

we should take a lunch break, leave the office when the work is done and

:44:17.:44:20.

not when it is socially acceptable to so do. One week to get home, turn

:44:21.:44:25.

off the phone. Maybe we should all be a little bit more French. They

:44:26.:44:38.

have got the right idea. What type of texts would comedians get out of

:44:39.:44:44.

hours? When I first got a mobile phone I texted my wife, because I

:44:45.:44:49.

texted her, it took about two or three hours, I said I love you I

:44:50.:44:54.

think about you I worry about you I need constant communication with you

:44:55.:44:57.

and it went to Dara O'Briain who thought I was being serious, because

:44:58.:45:01.

I sent him a text the day before. He said I love you too, maybe within

:45:02.:45:07.

half an hour but constant is too preesh rising, we often talk about

:45:08.:45:14.

that. You must send texts and e-mails to yourself, you get

:45:15.:45:17.

inspiration, you get an idea for a joke, a gag, you have to write it

:45:18.:45:21.

down. You do. The dictaphone is good to put things down. If you don't

:45:22.:45:26.

write something it goes away in the ether. There are so many comics who

:45:27.:45:32.

don't have the brain to remember stuff. Time for the final three

:45:33.:45:41.

shows competing for your vote to win the Radio Times Audience Award.

:45:42.:45:44.

Fourth up all eyes on the telly for Gogglebox.

:45:45.:45:47.

So we are heading back to June and Leon in Liverpool, two of the most

:45:48.:45:54.

famous TV critics. Let us look at Gogglebox.

:45:55.:45:58.

It has to be 20 degrees before I put my shorts on. I have the best legs,

:45:59.:46:02.

you see. You can't see yourself from the back. What do you mean from the

:46:03.:46:10.

back? You have knobbly knees. I have not! My favourite is Dec. Only

:46:11.:46:15.

because he gave you the eye when he passed you on the M3. He is nice

:46:16.:46:20.

looking Richard Hammond but he is too little for me. You like a big

:46:21.:46:25.

man don't you. Of course I do. Big man. I like a bit of meat. Wonder

:46:26.:46:30.

how long it took David Beckham to learn his lines. He probably has

:46:31.:46:38.

autocue. Or Victoria standing there going... Beckham was wonderful,

:46:39.:46:44.

better than Lineker. They are your favourites. They are.

:46:45.:46:49.

June and Leon, we have to ask has The One Show been to your liking so

:46:50.:46:55.

far this evening? Yes we have enjoyed it. Something new for us, so

:46:56.:47:02.

we enjoyed it thank you. Have you recorded erm dale then? Of course!

:47:03.:47:11.

We can catch up later. How has it... I love Alex. That is enough! How,

:47:12.:47:17.

this Alex, that is fine. How has it been for you coming famous, people

:47:18.:47:22.

recognising you? This is a big deal. Ho are you coping with it? It is

:47:23.:47:28.

amazing. Lovely. We live in Liverpool so we are recognised in

:47:29.:47:33.

Liverpool but seven so kind and lovely to us. -- everyone is so kind

:47:34.:47:39.

and lovely. We cry with them, we show real people watching

:47:40.:47:42.

television. And expressing their views, and they love us, and we love

:47:43.:47:52.

them. You feel like celebrities? Absolutely. Well you are. Leon an

:47:53.:47:58.

June would you like to pitch to people at home and tell them why

:47:59.:48:04.

they should vote for Gogglebox to win? Well everybody who is watching,

:48:05.:48:08.

and watches Gogglebox I am sure can identify with one or other of the

:48:09.:48:12.

participants in it. They come from the length and breadth of England

:48:13.:48:16.

with all different views, and all different jokes and so on. And so,

:48:17.:48:21.

they laugh with us, they cry with us, they shout at the screen like

:48:22.:48:28.

us, and they have a drink like us. So vote for us, because we think, we

:48:29.:48:33.

are the viewer's programme, there isn't another one like it on TV, we

:48:34.:48:43.

are unique. And if we win, June will show you her knicks! On that

:48:44.:48:50.

bombshell thank you very much June and Leon. Boyd, are they worthy

:48:51.:48:57.

winners? It is terrifying for critics like me who get paid that

:48:58.:49:01.

people are in this incredibly successful show. It is down to good

:49:02.:49:06.

chance because they are doing a good job. Thank you for that. Next up,

:49:07.:49:10.

only a couple more to go it is Educating Yorkshire.

:49:11.:49:15.

Get moving people. Making the place look untidy. You are at school in a

:49:16.:49:21.

maths classroom. Do maths. Have row been smoke something yes? Have you

:49:22.:49:25.

been smoking? You are going to be Prime Minister of this country of

:49:26.:49:32.

ours, is that the aim? It is the dream. I am so hot. May be miss, I

:49:33.:49:40.

maybe going through the menopause. I hope not. I want to thank Mr Burton

:49:41.:49:48.

for... For helping me overcome my stammer.

:49:49.:49:58.

That was a marvellous real life telly moment Mr Burton, Ryan and

:49:59.:50:06.

Musharraf. That was an incredible moment in a documentary. Did you get

:50:07.:50:10.

the inspiration from The King's Speech? I borrowed the DVD and just

:50:11.:50:15.

watched it and I thought, let us give it a go, see if it does any

:50:16.:50:20.

good. My main concern was it might detract, he was doing well, but it

:50:21.:50:24.

was unbelievable what happened in the room. It was unbelievable.

:50:25.:50:28.

Congratulations, I mean that was a real achievement. Well done. You

:50:29.:50:36.

Ryan, are you serious about wanting to be Prime Minister? It seemed to

:50:37.:50:41.

go down a bit since the show, but I am still keeping my hopes up about

:50:42.:50:45.

it. Would you be a Labour Prime Minister or a Tory Prime Minister or

:50:46.:50:51.

what? Lib Dem? I don't really know. You are not sure which party you

:50:52.:50:54.

want to lead it. That is a cool ambition. They are all like that.

:50:55.:51:00.

Boyd, what do you think? I think this show gave us the most moving

:51:01.:51:05.

hour of TV of the year, from that point of view. It shows how

:51:06.:51:09.

inspirational teachers can be, it stands a good chance of getting a

:51:10.:51:14.

solid number of votes. Thank you. We finish this with your plea. To vote

:51:15.:51:20.

for you. So, take it away. Sir. On behalf of the boys next to me and

:51:21.:51:25.

myself, and the staff and students, vote for Educating Yorkshire, it

:51:26.:51:29.

shows that real people work hard to overcome their problems and none

:51:30.:51:33.

more so than Musharraf. I am proud to campaign on behalf of the show

:51:34.:51:38.

and to win a BAFTA would be incredible, so, on behalf of

:51:39.:51:42.

Musharraf I am sorry and he is sorry for the tears as well, so, but

:51:43.:51:50.

Kleenex shares have gone up this year. For the last programme we need

:51:51.:51:55.

to go outside. It is shot so beautifully. It is the Great British

:51:56.:52:01.

Bake Off and baking a winning recipe is Frances Quinn. Frances, you will

:52:02.:52:05.

bake us three reasons while the bake off should win this, so we will

:52:06.:52:11.

start with competitive contestants. And a big Coll dollop of custard. --

:52:12.:52:21.

dollop of custard. What happened? I use used Howard's custard. I forgot

:52:22.:52:27.

what my bowl was, it have used his. It is the most incredible case of

:52:28.:52:32.

baking espionage. I am sorry. Then there is the sprinkling of Mel and

:52:33.:52:39.

Sue. Lots of that. Are you pleased? You can tell the ones that have

:52:40.:52:45.

tempered better. You have a tiny temper there. That is my elbow on

:52:46.:52:51.

your muffin. I think I have elbowed this. How can I make it right. I

:52:52.:52:56.

will have to elbow everyone's. A knee in some. Head-butt a few others

:52:57.:53:01.

and it is all good. I love them. Not forgetting the best thing about the

:53:02.:53:07.

Great British Bake Off, the dollops of cakes and treats.

:53:08.:53:11.

It is certainly very original. That is so pretty. It is so effective.

:53:12.:53:19.

Every little bit is edible. OK, a winning recipe, the Great British

:53:20.:53:24.

Bake Off. So from a contestants point of view why it should win. It

:53:25.:53:28.

has inspired the nation. Britain's baking again and from young to old,

:53:29.:53:31.

how people are switching off the football, to see if someone is going

:53:32.:53:35.

to have a soggy bottom on a Tuesday night. It is incredible. There has

:53:36.:53:41.

been a cake boom. Fantastic. Now, Boyd, has bake off risen to the

:53:42.:53:45.

challenge? Here he is. I think so. It has been on the list before. It

:53:46.:53:51.

got nine half million viewers, that is astonishing. Everyone loves the

:53:52.:53:55.

show. We love watching people bake, and we love Mel and Sue. It is too

:53:56.:54:01.

hard. Thanks for being the BAFTA brains, and as one of the judges

:54:02.:54:05.

best of luck on the night. Thanks to the nominee, you can vote for your

:54:06.:54:10.

favourite via the BAFTA website and the winner will be revealed on the

:54:11.:54:14.

British Academy Television Awards, live on the BBC One at, on 18th May.

:54:15.:54:18.

Now you might have read over the years these weird stories about

:54:19.:54:23.

gnomes going missing from people's gardens. Personally I have been

:54:24.:54:29.

sceptical, a case of VGS, vanishing gnome syndrome. Evidence has emerged

:54:30.:54:34.

that suggests it might be true. They are usually found perched over

:54:35.:54:40.

ponds, nestling next to shrubs or standing proud alongside daffodils.

:54:41.:54:48.

Well, that was up until now. As in Aberdeenshire something is amiss. A

:54:49.:54:53.

recent spate of thefts in area has seen more than 30 garden gnomes

:54:54.:54:58.

pinched from their patches. And apparently it is not just a single

:54:59.:55:02.

incident. Last year, there were reports of stolen gnomes and garden

:55:03.:55:08.

ornaments up and down the country. It was Police Scotland who made the

:55:09.:55:12.

unusual discovery, after searching a vehicle in the Banff area.

:55:13.:55:19.

Wow. Oh my goodness. So this is the haul of gnomes. Tell

:55:20.:55:24.

us about the night you came across them. We stop add vehicle and on

:55:25.:55:27.

searching the back this is what we found. What wept through your mind

:55:28.:55:31.

when you opened up the boot and found it was gnomes It was the

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strangest thing. I didn't know what to think. How unusual is it for you

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to find something like this? For me the in the two years I have never

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come across anything like this. What response have you had? We have had a

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big response. Five owners have identified so far. If you recognise

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any of these gnomes and believe they might belong to you or anyone you

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know, please get in touch with Police Scotland. Margaret is one

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remembers can't whose gnome has been safely returned. For her, this is no

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laughing matter. What did you think when you discovered he was missing?

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I was devastated. I was really upset about it. They belonged to my

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father. I thought we will get another one. It won't be the same. I

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didn't think I would see him again. The -- can you think of any reason

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somebody would want to steal these? The policeman said it was a prank.

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It started off as a prank but it got serious. So Margaret, he is home.

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How pleased are you to have him back? Delighted. What about the

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others that are still waiting to be reunited with their owners? ? Anyone

:56:40.:56:45.

missing a known? Who is going to look after it and care for it in the

:56:46.:56:50.

way it used to be cared for? I think it is shocking. Gnomes are taken

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against their Will from their own homes. Very strange. So did you know

:56:56.:56:59.

that this type of thing happened in this part of the world? I am a long

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way from home, and this is the last thing I thought would happen. I

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thought it was funny. You don't recognise any of them then? It is an

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odd thing to steal It is. Police in the community are keen to seize

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these guys back safe and secure in their garden, so while the search

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for their owners continues, these gnomes will stay behind bars.

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Brilliant. Thank you very much Sarah. If you know who any of those

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gnomes belong to, get in touch. We would love to hear from you. Head to

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the website. Let us welcome Omid back. Hello. The deal is this guy

:57:41.:57:44.

will have a hit record, song about the World Cup comes out soon. We

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said we would play more if you could score past Robocop -- Robokeeper.

:57:52.:57:58.

You have one go. I will give it the eyes.

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Yes! Yes! # Let the sun shine

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# No is our time # We're three lions

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# England's going out # To do it again

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# Make the movie # With George Clooney

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# And Wayne Rooney # England's going out to do it

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again. # Incredible. That is it for tonight.

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Thanks to Omid, the tour Iranalamadingdong starts in

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September and you can listen to his World Cup song England's Going Out

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(To Do It Again), online now. Thank you, it has been a pleasure rim.

:58:52.:58:56.

Tomorrow I will be here with Vernon Kay. Bye.

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