18/01/2017 The One Show

# Living for each other was why we were living

# When we were lovers, when we were lovers

# Giving it all was everything we were giving

# Living for each other was why we were living

# When we were lovers, when we were lovers

# It felt like love # APPLAUSE

Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker.

That was the incredible Jack Savoretti and he'll be

Very good guitar playing with cold fingers. Real skills!

And over the next hour, we've plenty more to brighten this

cold January evening - just look at the explosion of colour

Isn't it just beautiful. This lot have been touring the country.

Festival kicks off here in London - ahead of the Chinese New Year -

and we're delighted to have some of their beautiful lanterns

My favourite is the giant baby. Couldn't agree more.

And lighting up the inside of our studio is an all-female

line-up of guests - three stars who've never met before

but who all shine bright in their respective fields.

From the world of drama, comedy and reality TV

APPLAUSE Welcome. Welcome. Shut the door, it

is freezing, keep warm. Una and Katherine, it's

lovely to have you back on the show, but Scarlett -

this is your first time. We think we've included

an item for all of you. There is something for everyone.

Fingers crossed. We know you are a fan of the Carry On films, which is

your favourite? Carry On Screaming. I love your approach, as soon as you

walked in and you said, he is a lot smaller than I expected. It's weird,

I always watched it and thought that he was huge. As far as the content

of the night's show is concerned, embroidery has been a big thing in

your life. You have written four books on it!

LAUGHTER A long time ago. Tonight we have a

tailor swapping tips with a surgeon especially for you. No! And

Katherine, we have pig vaccinations or special snooker trick shots, what

takes your fancy? I'm famously pro-vaccination but antique pig so I

will go for the snooker. Good, we have a brilliant snooker trick shot

setup here in The One Show offices. It took hours to set this up. This

was upstairs on the seventh floor. The question is, will it work, will

the ball get all the way down here? All will be revealed later. It is

tense. Nobody likes spending

more than they have to - especially on everyday essentials

like energy - but according to the latest figures,

almost half of us have Experts say we should switch once

a year to get the biggest savings. But cheap tariffs don't guarantee

decent customer service, It's that time of year again when we

raise the temperature and watch our energy bills shoot up. But with a

choice of more than 40 energy suppliers on the market, could it be

time to ditch the big six and go for one of the smaller companies

instead? One of the newest companies on the market is this one, Extra

Energy, lodged in early 2014, they have already broken some records,

just not once you'd be proud of. Richard from Bristol decided to

switch from one of the big six to Extra Energy when he spotted a much

cheaper deal on a comparison website. So far so good. Now all

I've got to do is find a new supply and let them know you want a change

and it will all be done for you, no problem, hunky-dory, great, smooth,

works like clockwork. Except, no, it doesn't. Extra Energy didn't switch

his account properly done correctly, leaving Richard paying his former

supplier for his electricity and his new supply Extra Energy for his gas.

It was about six, seven, even eight months of a total shambles. There

was obviously a problem which they just wouldn't admit to and simply

could not sort out. Also the length of time you had to spend on the

phone. On one occasion it was about 10:05pm for 10:10pm, sitting on the

phone waiting listening for to music. Extra Energy has since

resolved Richard's complaint and given ?30 as a goodwill gesture but

Richard's case is far from being a one-off.

It may be less than three years old but already the company is top of

the leaderboard when it comes to complaints.

According to the Citizens Advice Bureau, Extra Energy was the worst

energy supplier for handling customer complaints last year. Their

figures show for every 100,000 customers there were more than 1500

complaints. The CAV's director of energy, Victoria McGregor, says the

company needs to sharpen up its act. -- CAV. We are worried about Extra

Energy's performance, they have been at the bottom of the league table

for three quarters in a row which is unprecedented. In terms of examples,

what is wrong with the billing? It is late bills or inaccurate bills.

One lady came to us who had diligently provided meter readings

online but haven't received a built in over a year and then received a

bill that was ?2000 which she just couldn't afford to pay in one go.

Citizens Advice says it is continuing to see complaints about

Extra Energy on a regular basis. I've come to Extra Energy's

headquarters in Birmingham to get some answers.

Ben Jones is Extra Energy's managing Director of Operations and he's

agreed to give me an interview. According to the Citizens Advice

Bureau, you are the most complained about energy supplier of the year.

Why are things so that? Firstly I would like to offer a

sincere and unreserved apology to any customer that has faced any

issues. And to be frank, we vastly underestimated the popularity of our

cheaper tariffs, and as a result grew very quickly. When the Citizens

Advice Bureau say to me they are still receiving lots of complaints

today, yesterday, this current quarter, coming through about you,

how can people trust you have turned a corner and that you are putting

things right? Admittedly, we have less and customers down. You are not

fixing it quickly at all. Historically we have not been but we

are now and that's the important point to note. The data I've seen

does not seem to reflect that. It still has you at the wrong end of

things. The data that you seek reflects a point in time that

happened three, six, nine months ago. This is about investing in the

future and fixing what is in front of us now and focusing on the

future. We feel we can look forward now rather than backwards. More

suppliers on the market like Extra Energy should mean more competition

and lower bills. But as we have seen it's not always

as simple as that and the reality of your tariff going down could be that

your temperature starts rising. STUDIO: Ben Jones, we saw in the

film, he fessed up to it and took responsibility for the problems at

Extra Energy, didn't he? But is it going to be an easy problem to fix?

Clearly it can't be that easy because they have been struggling

this for a while. Every three months the Citizens Advice Bureau bring out

their league table ranking energy supplies in terms of how well they

deal with really tricky customer complaints and by tricky I mean the

complaints that have to go to a third-party Web people seek help

from the Citizens Advice Bureau, say. -- where people. For a year

Extra Energy have been rooted to the bottom of the table. Yes, he was

honest and seemed to fessed up as you say, and he showed me around the

offices, lots of people dealing with complaints there now but what will

tell is if they are in the bottom of the league table next time it is

published. Extra Energy said they were not expecting the kind of

influx of customers that have got. How are other smaller companies

covering as far as the league table is concerned? I was looking for that

and it is a mixed bag. I don't think this is an excuse either way because

at the top of the leaderboard doing really well as a small company, and

at the bottom is Extra Energy. You think what about the big six? The

established provides should deal with complaints really well and

again it is mixed. SSE, PDF and British Gas are in the top five

doing well but at the same time ScottishPower unfortunately are in

the bottom five -- EDF. My advice is if you are thinking about switching

keep an eye on the league table. It's not all about price, it's about

how well it will turn out and whether you are letting yourself in

for a headache. Is is quite interesting for you because you've

just moved house and moved to London, are you good at the

practical details? I'm going to be really honest,

whoever the provider is I just leave it because you end up being on the

phone for ages and it's just really confusing. I almost feel as if I'm

not adult enough to make those decisions.

LAUGHTER I sort of just ring my mum come or

go, it's that provider, I will stick with that. If you change you will

save money on these days there are so many comparison sites online, if

you put in who your current provider is and if you of your details will

come up with the offers. I'm sure you would save ?200 for ?300 because

that's what people say normally if they haven't changed for a while.

That is why this studio is so small, Scarlett, it is so cheap to heat. We

have a very good provider with all of these lights, I will tell you. If

you have any consumer issues at home that you think The One Show should

investigate, please do let us know, Joe is happy to help. Yes!

Gyles Brandreth seems to have more energy than any supplier -

Over the last few months, we've seen him recreate all sorts

of iconic film stunts from James Bond to the Italian Job.

That is not him, by the way! Look at him go!

To be honest, we've pushed him so hard,

I wasn't sure he'd be able to carry on.

For almost 60 years British audiences have been entertained by a

Goliath of innuendo and double entendre in the Carry On series.

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me. With 30 titles to its

name the brand's irreverent and bawdy humour centre of everything

from the NHS to the British monarchy, with plenty of source and

slapstick. Hi. What a lovely looking pair. Took the words right out of my

mouth! CHUCKLES

In Carry On don't lose your head French Aristocats feared for their

lives as Madame guillotine steadily reduces their numbers.

Short back and sides, not too much off the top.

LAUGHTER Entered lewd, crude and downright

rude upper-class saviour in the shape of the inevitable Sid James.

You who! It's me. After him! In the finale stunt double standing

in for Charles Autry uses wires and some sped up film magic to seemingly

swing from a chandelier and crashed through a window. 50 years on, The

One Show is attempting to recreate this swashbuckling finale with

stuntman Gordon Alexander and stunt coordinator Jamie.

But what is it about that... What? Don't be ridiculous, I've only

had the one. What is it about the Carry On series that so hooked the

nation? Robert Ross is the official Carry On

historian. Robert, why were the Carry Ons so

popular? The musicals were closing down and the comedies took over and

the Carry Ons played to packed houses. What is the place of

slapstick and stunts? He was very clever, he get other people, like

Peter Diamond, who did the Star Wars films and they would be paid more

money almost than the actors because they were technically brilliant. He

could replace an actor, he could not replace a stuntman. He would want

them to look as good as possible for the cheapest amount. Preparations

underway as our stunt team sets up for the big leap for sup safety wise

they were using bed mattresses because they never had crash mats.

They most probably were using boxes from a very early age. Boxes are

very beautiful on, that's one thing that has never changed and never

will. How was it? Soft? The evolution of distant business in the

early days, there were a lot of doormen looking after the stars and

everybody knew everyone, so the moment they needed somebody to fall

through a glass window will be in a punch-up, it fell back on these

security guards who were, like, we can do that. The stunt business now

is structured where it wasn't in those days.

Which is just as well because The One Show stuntman Gordon Alexander

will be smashing his way through an eight foot 4' window. Get it wrong

and it will be a right pain in the glass.

To be continued. We do need a resolution for the story and Gyles

Brandreth has promised one later in the show. Easy! Easy! Moving on.

Did the Carry On films make it as far as Canada Katherine?

No! I love Gyles Brandreth, so if he's selling the something, whether

it be energy for this falling around, I love it. I don't like to

see people fall over. It looks to have a real British five and a nice

flavour, I could get into Carry On films. You are a massive fan of the

Carry On films, what is it you love about them so much? Me and my nanny,

it was our favourite thing to do and we would watch Carry On movie after

Carry On movie and it's just really funny and slapstick. It is only as I

told that I understood some of the innuendo. I've watched them since I

was about five and obviously some of it went over my head but it is just

pure Britishness, it's amazing. I love carry on screening and Carry On

Camping. Carry on Camping, that seems. It's amazing, isn't it. There

is a connection between Sherlock and Carry On because Benedict's mum

wander was in several Carry On films and you were friends. And I worked

with her in several films. B films. She was so glamorous and still is

very glamorous and when they needed somebody glamorous in a film they

always got wander we have a picture of the Perov you. Do you remember

that photo? -- the pair of you. Are you on the far left? The far right.

You look lovely. Obviously we have got to talk to you about Sherlock

which has just finished, and your lovely portrayal of Mrs Hudson. What

an action hero she turned out to be. Who knew she had such a gritty past?

I think it was gradually creeping in. They let the audience know that

my husband was pretty rocky and Benedict had got rid of him, or

Sherlock had got rid of him. I had no idea the script was coming. A lot

of the crew had read it and said, wait until you see your episode.

That usually means you are going to fall down an elevator shaft. It must

have been really fun to do because you got totally stuck in. I know!

And I loved it. When they handed you the keys of the Aston Martin. You

went for it! Let's have a look at how tough you got.

Where is Mrs Hudson. He will have be up in a moment. Would you like a cup

of tea. Thank you. The kettle's over there.

# Bad to the bone. On you go. Examine him. I am the widow of a

drug dealer, to the last time I am not your housekeeper.

He has no idea what an idiot you are.

APPLAUSE That car chase was trending. It got

everybody talking, but when your grandchildren for example are

watching you on the telly, what do they think, they must think you are

Super Gran? They are quite young, some of them, and some of them are

grown up. I have a granddaughter in Madrid, and she texted me, she was

really thrilled and one of my trending. It got everybody talking,

but when your grandchildren for example are watching you on the

telly, what do they think, they must think you are Super Gran? They are

quite young, some of them, and some of them are grown up. I have a

granddaughter in Madrid, and she texted me, she was really thrilled

and one of my little ones said to me "Are you on television granny? "

That is all they know. Of course, will you be honest with us here,

when you get the scripts, from a viewer's perspective it can be

complicated to follow. When they give you the scripts and you read

through them to you think what is happening? Well, it is, the script

reading is nervewracking so you are concentrating on doing as good a

read as you can do, but I think with Sherlock, yes, it is quite

complicated in a way, but that is quite good, to work it out. I have

got it and all that sort of thing goes on. So yes is the answer to the

question. Yes. LAUGHTER

It was a bit long and boring. It's a chat show, that is what we are here

to do. What everyone will want to know, including myself, do you think

there is going to be a fifth series? We don't know. That is truly, we

really don't know. And sometimes you say, I wonder if we do any more and

Sue, our producer goes, we don't know. You never know. You are trying

to read the signs and facial expressions. We really don't know. I

would say... As far as preparation was concerned for this series, huge

ebbing presentation tasting and what have you as opposed to the early

series r I guess your preparation must have changed slightly. Because

you must have been getting worked up at what you would have to produce

for the fans. I am not on twitter. I have never been on twitter. I had no

idea there was quite a fuss made about that episode. Oh yes. . I had

no idea. Then Sue rang me and said they have gone bananas. So

thrilling, actually. Your fans really want a spin off series, they

would like to see you in your own special show.

APPLAUSE . Thank you. The people we have got

in here tonight. We have got a Sherlock and Dr Watson with a baby,

it is not a real baby. I have met them before. Have you? It is

surprising where the superfans get to? Series four, is out on DVD on

Monday, so we look forward to that, it is available as a digital

download on BBC store, so no excuse not to watch it.

Now, Una here's a film we think you'll enjoy -

This is master tailor Patrick Grant looking for inspiration

If this was a Sherlock episode it would be called

I am fashion designer and sewing is what my world is all about it is the

same for Roger here but he is a surgeon. Today we will see what we

can learn from each other in a special One Show job swap.

Roger is a Professor of surgical education at Imperial College

London. He is interested in parallels between surgery and

craftsmanship. He learns from professionals who work and

communicate under pressure, like Formula One teams, and even bomb

disposal experts. I have been looking at how you approach

something that is very high stakes for the people involved, because if

it goes wrong they get blown up, and there are interesting parallels

there, with surgery, where there are high stakes of a different kind, by

finding out what experts outside medicine do with their worlds, we

can improve what we do in ours, we can teach people to do what they

need to do but better. Roger thinks the best way to learn

from other experts is to get hands on, and first up it is my turn. I am

going to try surgical stitching. So Roger, what are we looking at

here? We are looking at a simulation of a surgical operation, which we

have designed for teaching medical student, we are looking at the

insides of somebody's stomach. This is not a real body? The idea is you

have different organ, they feel different. If you feel that and you

imagine what it would be like to sew it, and you feel the liver, or the

spleen, you imagine what it would be like to sew that. Roger demonstrates

the stitch to close the stomach. They use different materials for

joining different parts. Nylon for the skin, silk in the brain, and

steel for the ribs are. He holds the needle with instruments

and it is curved. We want to go in and then out again, if we used a

straight needle it would be going straight down. Into the important

bits. Yes. There we are. Now it is my go. In there. That is

right. Make sure that you don't put it through anything underneath. That

is it. Release it. I mean just managing the needle holders, is

extraordinarily difficult. You feel strangely disconnected from the

needle by the simple mechanics of this holder. It seems normal to me

because this is the only sewing I have ever done. It is tricky, but I

can see the instruments would give me extra precision once I had

mastered them. So how did I do? That is very good actually. Well done.

Thank you Roger. That was certainly a new experience

for me. Now it is final for Roger to be the student at our workshop on

Savile Row. Rachel Smith worked as a tailor for ten year, she

demonstrates a cross stitch joining a lapel to a collar.

You make it look very simple. I strongly suspect it isn't nearly as

simple as it looks. Stronger has a try under my supervision. The same

way you are putting the right amount of tension on your stitch, to get

the two edges of the skin edge to edge, we are doing the same thing.

Not too tight. Exactly. I don't know what I have done there. There. I

think am going from bad to worse, this is taking me back to an

uncomfortable position of being a complete novice. In the end, he

doesn't do a bad job. Pretty impressed. He is inspired by

our robust yet flexible collar stitch. The fact you have a

particular cross stitch for a particular purpose would be value

for surges to know about. We learn to do stitching from o surgeons and

there are other people who do stitching, there is this whole area

of expertise in joining and using threads and needles that I am

unaware of as ex pers in one field, we need to know what experts in

other fields do. I really admire Roger for stepping

outside his familiar environment and being open to learning from all

sorts of other professions. Out of interest if you were

stitching up a stomach what stitch would you go for? Overstitch. Every

time. There are good tips in here, are you still into sewing? No it

takes me half an hour to thread a needle. It was a lovely thing to do.

Catherine we know you are handy with a sewing machine. Yes. These are

your Prom photos. I made that dress. It is more like an expensive leather

that skin! I wanted the front of it to look like a butterfly, like stuck

on. I mean tell that to my headmaster, because I was just a

baby. I am amazed you could show it. We didn't have eye pads or things or

other Android type tablet it is a are available. My daughter got a

sewing machine for Christmas. Good man, there you go. Is she using it.

Are you helping her? I have a nice glasses case. Fun. We are almost

half way through the programme. Well we're almost at

the halfway point in the show, so it's only right that -

in true Gogglebox style - we find out how things are going

from a viewer's point of view. Betty, Mark, Ava - what do

you think of the show so far? Hiya. Enjoying it? Yes, it is going

well, going well. Enjoying it. Good so far. They are hard to please.

Scarlett you had no idea this was going to happen? I have got really

red. It is my own family, I don't know. How do you think your daughter

is doing on The One Show? Can I say when I won the Jungle I said to my

dad I said how did he I do? He went yeah, all right. This isn't

surprising. Don't expect anything... We will go back for more analysis of

the show later on. Nice to see you. Back with you shortly.

There is a delay, County Durham must be 3,000 miles away.

These are self made millionaires so that was with inspiring because when

I found out I was going to do the show and it is introspective

journalism, documentary, but funny, I thought these people, they have

just inherited all their Monday, no, they came from nothing, all of them

and they made millions. What kind of jaw-dropping situations did you find

yourself in? I was in Monaco on yacht, private plane, which I didn't

love. I feel like the bigger the plane the safer you are. It can get

too bumpy. But they have champagne for that. I like that bit I was in

palace, genuine mansions that people own and operate and learning about

their story. I think Channel 4 does a good job, when I watch Gogglebox

and Secret Life, The Updatables they are good at showing the character

and developing the story. I am curious, I ask all the questions

that maybe are a bit goesh, I had to accost people on the street. Is that

doorsteping people? That is it. I was worried I would be thrown out if

I got too cheeky but I am apparently very charming. Were people open to

talk about their wealth? You sort of travelled round quite a bit for

this, did you find that different countries were more open and

unenthusiastic to talk? I hate to make generalisation but British

people get it under hair hat. They were more humble and less inclined

to say how much things cost, but they were sweet. I got it out of

them in the end. Let us have a look at you exploring Monaco with an

A-list party planner. Super fun. Much wealth will be on the yacht

tonight with Mac between 30 and 50 billion. That's 35-50,000,000,000.

You've got to understand is the kind of wealth that would make the Queen

looked like she is on a budget. This represents maybe 4 billion euros.

This represents your guest list. I guess the all-important question is,

would you say money can't buy you happiness? Yes.

LAUGHTER Certainly not. I think money can buy

you freedom in the world that we live in and you can like that or

not, but it is the case. I think freedom is the key to happiness. You

don't need that much money. I certainly don't need that much money

but I do value freedom, therefore I would never marry a millionaire.

Shell's mother said to her marry a rich man and she said to her, I am a

rich man. -- Cher'. You didn't come away from it thinking you wanted all

of those claims and yachts. You can deny climate change if you want but

I wouldn't have if private jet. I just want freedom, and I'm happy the

British public come to see me onto land they have made it possible as

an immigrant, a single mum, to have a lot of freedom with my daughter in

the UK. We have takeaway once in awhile. That's all I ever wanted.

And I have a Netflix special coming out on debris 14, which is super

exciting, and that's because of you. It's one of the only British

worldwide stand-up specials they have and it's because people come to

see me on to and watch things on this and the culture of live comedy

here, so I am super blessed. Talking about comedy, one of your comedy

heroes is Joan Rivers, isn't she? I love any powerful woman who broke

down barriers when they existed. There are still barriers for us to

break down today but if we look at how far we have come, I'm sure even

in your lifetime, not that long ago women couldn't have a mortgage or a

bank account, in our parents' lifetime, but I'm fortunate to live

in the year in the country I do. That's an interesting point from

your perspective, knowing the movie stars that you do and the life you

have had, what is your perspective on wealth now? I feel very much the

same as you do. I just think it could bring happiness, but on the

whole it could bring unhappiness. And I think there is a lot of

unhappiness about at the moment, I really do. One of the biggest

problems facing the world today which money cannot sort out is the

rise of antibiotic resistant infections.

And while the over-prescription of drugs is a big factor -

Andy's been to meet a farmer at the forefront

Grange Lodge farm, North Yorkshire. Home to 1000 sows and multitudinous

offspring and for today, meet too. I think they have this consumption and

edibility business the wrong way around. I'm not just here to indulge

my on-off relationship with farm animals, because these little swine

are a bit different from your average pig. You might not think so,

especially when they are trying to eat my wellies but these little

critters are at the forefront of veterinary science and what happens

to them may also keep us a little bit safer too. Now then, come on to

your uncle Andy. It's all to do with antibiotics. When we have an

infection, taking them has become second nature, but the Government

and senior medics say we have been overprescribing them for years. So

much so that some forms of the drug have now become ineffective because

diseases mutate to resist the antibiotic. Please can I have half a

dozen of the traditional pork. Of course you can. Farmers have also

been giving their animals way to many antibiotics and that's left

many experts worried that antibiotic resistant bacteria might be creeping

into our food chain. When antibiotics no longer work against

infections, we're all in trouble. GPs have already been cutting how

much they give out. Now, farmers are having to follow their lead with the

Government demanding they cut their use by 20% by next year. The

question for farmers is how? Well, pig farmer Richard Lister may have

just found the solution. Richard's pigs produce up to 600 piglets a

week. The problem was, many were falling sick. The particular problem

on the farm was a bacterial infection that tends to give a

respiratory problem so what we look to do is try and identify that

strain. There is lots of different strains of this and we developed a

vaccine that was bespoke to this farm. So, vaccines instead of

antibiotics. It is what that Duncan Barkes is busy giving out to

Richard's pigs today. But how does it work and is it any better? What

is the problem of treating livestock with antibiotics? If you use

antibiotics in any animal it disrupts the normal friendly gut

bacteria as well as the ones that we want. Useful bacteria? We have just

as many useful bacteria, in fact a lot more in the gut, which help us

with their digestion and be healthy. Antibiotics attack all of those.

Like carpet bombing? Yes, exactly, whereas if we have one that is

bespoke and particular to one infectious agent, it will leave the

useful bacteria alone. But there is a twist in the tail. So far they are

on their third vaccine to deal with different strains. Each can take 18

months to develop in the lab and cost up to ?35,000 to deliver as a

treatment. Richard says that is, for his farm, about the same of Dominic

as regularly using antibiotics. So, is it a viable solution for farmers

nationwide? Alun Davies, advises farmers on disease control.

What do you think of the bespoke targeting vaccine idea as an

alternative to giving animals antibiotics? It is not a silver

bullet. The best thing to do is to identify where the bacteria that

causes an infection comes from in the first place. So rather than test

an animal to find the bacteria to develop a vaccine to treat all the

animals with, what we should do is test the animals' environment, deal

with the source as a means of prevention instead of treating. Back

on the farm and a few more of Richard's pigs are going under the

needle. To these girls you are literally a pain in the neck,

Duncan. Many people have said that before. And for Richard he's working

economically and in terms of the health of his heard and seen a 30%

drop in their mortality rates. It's been very successful, overall the

pigs are far healthier, less treatment, and it has been a win-win

all around. At the moment we seem to be saving money. You'll be passing

on the low costs to the consumer. We are always passing them on!

CHUCKLES From vaccinated pigs to fluffy dogs

and very cuddly penguins. I'd be happy to do the show in all of these

all of the time, it's very comfortable. The best job ever

chilling in your slippers and talking. My dad doesn't take off his

shoes, he wears a shirt and tries as to watch TV. Whereas my mum is

wearing a onesie chilling out. Smart attire? Yes, I don't know what's

going on. What are you guys' TV routines? As soon as I get in the

door, nightshirt. Love it. That's me as well, indoor clothes. One man

enjoyed that a lot. I can't do a onesie, it's too hot, and what if

you need to go to the loo. The loop situation is tricky, you've got to

think about these situations, you are right. But it is cute and the

slipper situation. Mac -- slippers are cute. You are going to be part

of the presenting team at the National Television Awards. How cool

is that? It is unbelievable because I've never been to an awards

ceremony. What are you expecting? I don't really know because I've never

been to one and when I was asked to do it I was so overwhelmed and I was

like this is amazing and I love watching the NTA is and I get to go

backstage and find out the gossip. I am taking over the Twitter. Everyone

else is experiencing the red carpet with me as well. It's my first time

and hopefully by encouraging people to tweet we will be asked loads of

fun questions. Twitter have kindly given us one of those emoticons, so

if you hashtag NTA the little symbol comes up. I get to award the first

NTA with Dermot. This is amazing. Are you taking anyone with you to

enjoy the experience? My whole family are going. But I asked my dad

to be my date on the red carpet. So I'm really excited about that. So,

it's Wednesday at 7:30pm. It's very soon, isn't it! ? The strange thing

for you is obviously you've been talking about these people on

television for a long time and now you are going to be chatting to

them. I am a bit nervous because I've done Gogglebox for two and a

half years and I can't remember what I've said about everyone. That's

interesting! It is and we have some quotes about things you have said

about people. Don't judge me, I was a lot younger and I started

Gogglebox. Could you read that out, and Katherine? We will go with this

first and the idea is you've got to guess who you were talking about.

People with glasses tend to be rubbish dancers.

Just physics. The law of physics.

That was, I'm so sorry, it's not the law of physics, that was somebody on

strict Li, was it Greg? Yes, it was. It was Gregg Wallace -- strictly. If

you see any other girls on the red carpet with their dads, it's

probably not their dad. LAUGHTER

Don't make any assumptions. OK, next one. At university we used to drink

our own wee all the time. It's nothing! I feel I have to explain

that a little bit because it makes me sound bad. That is about Bear

Grylls because on one of them to survive they had to do drink you're

-- wee and I got a tip-off that we would have to drink our own wee so I

drank a lot of water so to be fair mine was like warm water. I'm really

sorry! All we needed was a name! Bear Grylls, Bear Grylls it was

about! LAUGHTER

And finally. He's my twin, everyone

says I look like him. It's me. Alan Carr!

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

Very good, it was Alan Carr. We could swap heads. Are you going to

do a TV show with him? Yes, we are just trying to develop ideas of what

we are going to do which is exciting, I love Alan so much, I'm

so excited. Shall we check in with your dad and have a word with your

date for the NTAs. We were just talking earlier on about the fact

Scarlett has moved away from home, so it must be a very different place

around there without her. Are you missing her? We always miss her but

we've upgraded and got a new model now taking her place. That's a

better model, to be fair. It's a lot cleaner as well! Have you taken over

my bedroom yet? She has, yes. I think that's a no. Have I turned

that Southern that they can't understand what I'm saying? What

will you miss the most, Scarlett? You've moved down to London as you

said before, and you are obviously close to your family which is lovely

to see. What will you miss most? I am missing watching the TV with

them. Like, honestly, some of my best memories in life, I don't know

if this means I'm a bit deprived, I just sat watching TV, even watching

The One Show. I just miss that. I love watching TV with my boyfriend,

Luke. Sorry! But I do miss watching television with them. One of my best

memories in life is watching you watch telly!

LAUGHTER Let's have a word because you will

not be doing Gogglebox anymore without Scarlett as a family. Are

you going to miss it as a family doing it and what has the whole

experience been like for you all? Well, we always felt like we were

just sofa fillers because she couldn't talk to herself on

Gogglebox. No! And I was chief tea maker! My dad was in charge of the

tea when watching Gogglebox. Come on, dad, it is your time to shine,

put the kettle on. You hear people saying, I'm moving on and will try

other things but this is where you made it big on Gogglebox. Is it hard

to leave it behind? I still love Gogglebox. I'm not even saying

never. I would honestly still do Gogglebox. I think I just love

family shows. Because I'm all about family, I just love what Gogglebox

represents. I think it's nice that we get different regional accidents

on the TV and it's not the typical people that you would see on TV. I

would just sing Gogglebox's praises. Do you watch the other families on

Gogglebox and comment on them? I fast forward myself. Do you? Have

you ever heard yourself back? It sounds awful. Do I really looked

like that? Do I sound like that? But I do love Gogglebox and watching it.

I just laugh at it all day long. Thank you everyone.

APPLAUSE Now, any snooker fans out

there will know that the Masters are underway here in London, but -

as thrilling as the matches are - they don't come close to this

trick shot that's been It's the brain child of Bristol bar

manager Shane O'Hara - who spent 11 hours and 100 test runs

perfecting the 500ft putt. Well, Shane's with us

tonight and we asked him Everyone from The One Show has gone

home. I have the entire night to work out a trick shot. Starting on

the seventh floor and ending on the ground floor. Fingers crossed I can

pull it off. It is all about materials, the more you have to work

with the better. Requires patience, really open mind.

A hell of a lot of coffee. Fingers crossed.

APPLAUSE It's here. In the studio. He's the

man! Well done. It happens. So, come on then, the whole night you were in

the office, what was the trickiest bit and why? Well I couldn't get

into the studio without Dave. Dave is very handy. He deserves a share

of the credit. I can hear the calls from Vegas. There was one sticking

point, we have got a clip here, this is Martin our studio manager's desk.

This was the tricky part. I just wouldn't happen. I would love to

blame everybody else. That is all on me, it is just a big domino, if it

doesn't work, can't blame anybody. If it was working up all night. My

energy started waning. One more time.

APPLAUSE You are training in ballroom

dancing, I don't know if I am allowed to say. It isn't Dr Dancing

Dermot is doing. It is singing. Maybe I will get in trouble for

that. He is singing. I have heard, maybe.

As far as your ballroom, Strictly, surely? I feel like, though, maybe

because I have already danced before, maybe... Doesn't matter. Do

you not think so? People would be like it's not fair because she has

danced. They get good dancers. We have some dancing of you, with Cliff

Richard. Back in the day. Shaking your tush. That is wonderful. Is

this the dance troupe Cool For Exacts What is that?! I don't think

it is. -- apparently it is, we are hearing it is definitely you. Any

way. Maybe not. Whoever you are... LAUGHTER

It is very good. It is very good. Congratulations to everyone doing

that. Catherine, you are into dancing? Yes, some of the best

dancers in the world. Let's dance for Comic Relief. Let's move on. Let

us see if the stunt team have managed to recreate one of the Carry

On famous slapstick scenes. Here we go.

In 1966 Carry On released one of their best-loved titles. Can I cut

in? The revolutionary French farce Carry On Don't Lose Your Head. Will

the stunt team manage to recreate its finale, 50 years on? Or will

they fall flat on their Khyber Pass? In the original stunt wires were

worn to make it look as if the Duke swings from a chandelier and crashes

out of the window. But for us, we are going commando, we will be

wearing nothing. We are at the headquarters of the

theatre school in Bristol, because we will be using their trapeze ring,

the stunt will be pieced together from three separate manoeuvre, stunt

co-ordinator Jamie has planned for Gordon to dive from a balcony and

drop on to box below. Next Gordon will jump from the platform, holding

on a specially made chandelier rigged to thing Your position if you

go through the glass, you would go through knees. Main concern is to

make sure I fly straight and let go at the right moment, because when

this is at height, if I let go early I am going to go potentially

underneath the pane of glass or I could go over the top. We only have

one pane so we have to get it right. After practising the swing, with

team are confident they have the correct position for the frame.

Which is just as well, as it would be a very unpleasant collision, into

a steel frame the Gordon misjudges the jump. And here is where things

get French fancy! Ooh! For a window this size, only real glass will do.

It is toughened so it will shatter into small pieces but it is still

too dangerous for the stuntman to break it on impact. In the film

industry, there is a way to do this. Use explosives.

So we have put two nail breakers at the bottom of glass, we will fire a

charge that will fire the nail into the glass, breaking it, just before

he goes through. Then he will come off to this area here, where our

paramedic will be, and he will quickly give him the once over.

Rehearsal time is over. The rig is up, and the pressure is truly on as

we can only get it up once. You know, I don't think these people

could do justice to the proud tradition of Carry On. It is time

for me Giles to enter the boudoir of chance. Manufacture

Liberty, equality, fromais frais. J' arrive.

Voila. As the Duke always says, non! What a carry on! That is almost it.

A big thank you to our guests. And thanks too to the Magic Lantern

Festival for brightening up the place. Sherlock is out on DVD on

Monday, you can see Catherine harassing the rich and famous and

the NTAs are next Wednesday night. Tomorrow we will be joined by Dame

Joan bake wall and Frank Skinner. Now it is Jack Savoretti.

# Travelled far to get ourselves here

# And you learned to say what's on your mind

# And now we build our love and memories, living heart to heart

# Glowing like an open fire, we came out from the dark

# Only you know where to go to get to me

# And stop me living behind the lines enemies

# We travelled rough to get ourselves here

# Now laughter dries the tears we cry

# I placed the love you gave me closer to my heart,

# You took the songs I sang to you alone in the dark

# Only you know where to go to get to me

# And stop me living behind the lines enemies

# When I'm with you baby it's a beautiful life,

# Together this world feels like home

# Walk me beside now until the end of time,

# Only you know where to go to get to me

# And stop me living, and stop me living,

# And stop me living behind the lines of enemies #

Hello, I'm Sophie Long with your 90 second update.

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