23/02/2017 The One Show

Hello and welcome to The One Show with Angela Scanlon....

Tonight's guests are among the most recognisable faces on the telly.

I am happy with how I look and how I feel.

Welcome! We have got plenty in tonight. Lots of fans. Here we are,

the day after the Brit Awards. Let's go back to 1995, was it? We were

nominated for the best breakthrough act. We were so excited. It was the

first time we had been at the Brits. The record company had a great idea,

turn up in something different. Everybody goes in a limousine, why

don't you go in an ice cream van? We will get lots of press. Broke down

on the way there. We were pushing it down there. By the time we arrived,

they have rolled up the red carpet, everybody had gone home. We got no

pictures, because all of the photographers had gone. Now you have

an OBE. That one deluded you. Who won? You've probably never heard of

them, Oasis. Where are they now? Saturday Night Takeaway is back, and

you are bringing back the Secret Sofas. You are preparing to get

ready for the weekend. We have two of them for you. Let's start with

yours, Dec. I love the fact you have done that. I know exactly where that

is. The West End of Newcastle. That is the church I got married in.

Which marriage, first or second? I'm still on my first wife. It is on a

slant. Make sure you are wearing sturdy shoes. If you know where that

is, get yourself down there and you can watch The One Show. It looks

quite peaceful, the storm hasn't hit. Let's look at Ant's location.

This is London, it is near the first flat we have ever had. This is where

I met my wife. Not this exact location, but it is near the flat.

It is in west London. I won't give any more away. Southwest. It is not

slandering, where what you want. -- slanted.

Who will get more bums on seats, Ant or Dec?

If you think you know where our spare green sofas are, get

Bring a takeaway if you want. Bring a friend, anybody, somebody! With

Storm Doris, you will have to be very brave tonight.

After numerous false starts, Monday finally sees

the start of the inquiry into whether institutions

and organisations failed to protect children in their care.

The woman in charge - the fourth to hold the post -

has been telling Joe that, whatever her critics

say, she is the right person for the job.

It is the job that nobody seemed to want. Running a public inquiry into

what happened to children in the care of a whole range of

organisations, from charities and religions, to children's homes and

the BBC. If something terrible happened to you as a child, and

then, years later, you finally hope something will be done about it,

imagine how angry and they will that you would be to see a public inquiry

set up and then appear to fall apart as three chair women resign and ?18

million is spent with seemingly little to show for it. Almost three

years since its launch, on Monday, the long-awaited public hearings

will finally begin, here at the international dispute resolution

Centre in Fleet Street. We have been given exclusive access before it

gets under way. This room is where witnesses will be questioned and

cross examined under oath. Paul Marlow is a paralegal on the

inquiry. The witness sits here. The panel and chair will sit here. This

is where the legal teams will sit. It is set up very much like a

courtroom. Are there any differences, given the nature of the

inquiry? On the witness table, we have an additional chair and some

space in case they want is some support with them to make them feel

more comfortable. We have a security room, safety is of the utmost

importance. We screen everybody that comes in. The woman in charge of

trying to regain public and victim trust is Alexis Jay. She is the

fourth and latest share. She has 30 years of experience in social work

and oversaw the inquiry into child sexual exploitation in Rotherham,

which found that at least 1400 young people had been sexually exploited.

Some have raised concerns over her background as a social worker. My

first question, is she right for the job? I have spent my professional

life in social work. In child protection, safeguarding. I believe

the skills and expertise I gained from that equip me for this. My

motivation in Rotherham was to be clear about questions such as who

knew what, when, and what did they do about it? That was the basis of a

lot of my investigative work on potential cover-ups and collusion is

among senior officers, politicians and others. The budget for 2015-16

was about ?18 million. Why does it cost so much? This is the biggest

public inquiry that has ever been mounted in the UK. We are properly

and independently audited. But there is no question that public inquiries

are expensive. It has also taken years to just get to this point,

which has left some victims frustrated. How can she reassure

them that their voices are finally going to be heard? We have absolute

commitment to take those forward and get to the truth, in many

circumstances, but also to move forward in the future and improve

how we deal with is terrible and difficult issues for people. She

made it very clear that everything will be discussed, no holding back.

It may well involve quite harrowing details. There is nothing about

child sexual abuse that is not horrific. However, I have always had

a view that society should not be sheltered from understanding the

terrible things that, collectively, society and some institutions

allowed to happen to these children. Will it become known as the Jay

Inquiry? I don't know, that is probably the least of my worries at

the moment. Some victims and survivors have angrily walked away

from the process. Michael may and Chris Tuck are sticking with it.

Let's look at the problem and find solutions. Let's not pretend it

hasn't happened. Let's break the silence, speak about it, understand

the impact on people and get them the help they need and deserve. That

is what I truly want. It is an opportunity for organisations to

contribute their small voice so we can make an almighty roar. There is

no doubt that this is an inquiry into dark and difficult sides of

public institutions, and there have been many negative headlines along

the way that have threatened to detract from its original purpose.

The reason so many people involved believe it deserves a chance to

succeed is that, only then, by learning from the mistakes of the

past, and the failures, can we really make sure we protect children

in future. Thanks Joe and we wish

Alexis Jay and her team well. Let's get back onto the topic of

Saturday Night Takeaway. Is it right you have been having nightmares? I

have anxiety dreams every year, up to the first show. It is weird

things, you think everything is in order and suddenly you haven't got

your trousers on or whatever. One I had this week, I was live on

television and had no socks and shoes on. I was talking to a guest,

I kept looking and I had their feet. That's not that bad! It's not like

doing your exams naked or your teeth falling out. Well, it made me quite

anxious... Do you think that is down to the fact that the scale of

everything keeps getting bigger? Because we live, we are playing

surprises on people. You don't know if it is going to go right. This was

last year, the image that you left us with. It was a brilliant way to

finish the series. We are coming live from somewhere else at the end

of this series, which we will announced later. I didn't think we

would be able to top that, but we have. It is not just the big stunts,

it is sharing with the nation quite intimate, special moments. Playing

Cupid? Yes, the start of last series. I love this moment. Your

face! I get quite emotional. Brilliant! Will you marry me? Yes! I

can't believe she said yes. Well, we have Victoria and Dan in the

audience! When is the big day? May. We have to get a hat! We haven't

been invited. There is an invited backstage. How are the plans going?

There is a theme? We are having a Shakespeare theme, we met doing a

Shakespeare show together. That will be nice, that will be lovely. Your

mum and dad were quite heavily involved in the pranked. They have

been involved in the wedding, or they have been letting you get on?

They have taken a step back. Date let us take the reins. As with you

guys, they will always be involved, in a good way. You have absolutely

nailed that family entertainment on a Saturday. That is what we aimed to

do, we want to make TV shows that kids, parents and grandparents sit

down with and they all enjoy, they find bits that are fun and enjoy.

That is what we grew up with, Russ Abbot, Noel 's house party. It does

look like a madhouse, it looks out of control, but obviously highly

controlled? That is part of the anxiety dreams. It is a bit like

getting onto a roller-coaster. You are not getting off until it ends,

no matter where it takes you. The lovely thing is, doing that sofa

thing, there, people might not turn up. You take a risk, but that is

live television. Shall we check? Considering the weather, that is a

good turnout. Who is winning? I think you are winning, Dec. There

are still about 15 minutes to go. Come on people in full on Broadway,

let's give it a way... Away! Look at Newcastle, there is a girl

in a bikini at the back. As well as the staff were you don't know what

is going to happen, there is quite a lot of pre-recorded stuff, you get

this drama? We found out that puts either their shots Simon Cowell.

Let's have a look at this. -- Pudsey Bear shot Simon Cowell. As OBEs, you

have become members of The On. Every new member has to spend a night

guarding the crown jewels. Tonight is your night. That sounds

straightforward. What could possibly go wrong? Of course, it does go

wrong. We loved doing that. You get to play out your fantasies of being

James Bond, secret agents. The cast is fantastic. Joanna Lumley, we got

really good cameos through the whole series. But she is brilliant.

Anybody else you can tell us coming up? Shirley Bassey, Alan Shearer.

Natural actor, very good. We look forward to that.

Storm Doris has done its worth worst today. We sent Martin Powell to

report from Saddleworth. Today is Thursday the 23rd of

February and Storm Doris is on its way. It is going to be moving

through across North Wales, past north-west England, the Midlands.

Strong gusts, they could cause some damage. We are looking at the BBC

weather website. They were talking today about destruction, it could be

that tiles will go, trees will be down. I will be out there taking

photographs and getting stuck in, like all good storm chasers showed.

The reason I do this is because I want to keep a record of the weather

in our village. I know that here, where we are going, it is very

exposed. So, I am not sure what we are going to find appear.

It's getting closer, I can feel it. We have driving rain, you notice

that the birds struggle, goodness me. I'm heading off now towards

Buxton which is the highest town in England so the winds should be

strongest. I'm out to do some shopping. We came to do our food

shopping. Apart from that, we're crackers! Whereon holiday because

it's half term! There were bins flying everywhere. We have come to

the Peak District for a few days to blow the cobwebs away and that is

what we've found! I know it's absolutely ruined, I'm going to go

home as fast as I can because it's not good it's quite dangerous. I

understand the rest of the country has had a lot of disruption, 70 mph

winds in Blackpool five centimetres of snow in parts of Scotland,

disrupting traffic, and 800 houses in Stockport have lost power with

lines blown down. It has been a cold, blustery, wet day, I'm looking

forward to going home and having a nice cup of tea and chocolate bun.

Thank you, Martin, we might put some of those photos on the website. You

were saying you were a bit of a weather geek. I love this, we had to

do a live weather report and got to get the Met office and meet

everybody else that I loved it. I would love to do what he does.

Probably in a bit more extreme conditions than a couple of branches

falling down. But the thrill of it. Yeah, and he went quite a way to see

a seagull slightly off course! In all seriousness, I had to call the

emergency services today, I was driving down the M1, and there was a

tree right in the middle lane. Did you take the picture? No, I was

driving. Martin would have been there! Let's go back to the show and

pranking, the weather might be one thrill but this is a thrill for both

of you. Some of the celebrities you have

stitched up are priceless, but do you have a favourite? There are so

many. James Corden, we got him good at the end of last series. Olly Murs

as well. We said he was a waxwork figure made of him! It was us and it

was a new machine that sprayed him with wax! Press the emergency stop

button! Obviously you are so close to these

people that you are pranking, do you ever think, hang on, they might have

twigged? I get worried every time. But you've got to kind of ride

roughshod over it and if you think they are looking at you, you had to

change the subject or bring in somebody else or keep talking. If

you put yourself in that situation, you got to be fairly confident and

go, hang on, it's a false note! Sorry! And also, you try to take it

out of context so we have the quote you in America or abroad and we are

the last people they would think it would be. It looks like them but it

can't be. You just dodge it with confidence? Exactly. Sometimes you

don't have all the make-up and the disguise on ulcer bed looks like it

is quite a kick for you? One of the closest was the first one on

Saturday, Jamie Oliver. So close to getting caught.

That was close. That was really close! He turned round. But I do

love Turkey twizzlers! A bit close for comfort. The joy on

your face, it is like you are 12 again! And it escalates after that,

there is a big finish at the end of it. It's very good. It involved the

Mayor of Harrogate. And that is on Saturday? Yes.

Earlier we showed you two locations in the UK where

Look at that! They are out in force. Look at Newcastle. Not a lot of

people like to stop and chat in London! They are busy with places to

go. It is close to a pub. I think Newcastle, we got the added

attraction that they were all on their way to confession in the

church! She is not even bothered, she's on her own! We will come back

to that later. There was a man in a dinner jacket! They whipped it out

tonight! That is in London, if you're interested. It is very cold.

You get all sorts in that their London.

Guys, we read that both of you have given up flashy sports cars

We did. We had a period, we will get a flashy car and we both did it and

we didn't really enjoy it. I got an Aston Martin. And a Ferrari. And I

found driving to the supermarket, I used to have to find somewhere

enough space is empty. I ended up miles away from the supermarket so I

thought I'm selling this. You think you should do it, but we're not

really petrol heads. You have been there and done it.

Well, Theo Paphitis takes us back

to a time when first cars were so small, we could hold them

In the mid 20th century, Britain was home to three of the world's biggest

car Manufacturer 's. It's just so happened that corgi, dinky and Max

box were in the toy car industry and they also began my lifelong love

affairs with cars. When I was at school, most of the kids in the Lee

Grant had a modern as a model car but the bragging rights were those

who had something associated with a film, the James Bond car, if you had

one of those, you were the boys. But I never knew the bigger picture

about Dinky, Corgi and Matchbox. It might seem like child's play but

these guys were cut-throat rivals. It began in 1933 with Dinky toys,

Frank Hornby's factory in Liverpool produced cars for decades and the

detailed replicas of real vehicles go but up the huge new toy market.

And Dinky remained unchallenged until the 1950s when a new name from

London and that the market, Matchbox. The brilliant idea was to

take on Dinky but sell their little cars at pocket money prices and also

in packets that were about the site of a matchbox. You would have got

them in a tobacconist or a newsagent and if you went in with your dad on

a Saturday morning, and you had been a good boy, you could go, dad, can I

have one? But the toy car war story became a trilogy. Enter Corgi. The

factory in Swansea was geared up to produce more realistic vehicles.

With plastic windows, features and, most importantly, gadgets! That is

my favourite. A James Bond car. This was the blockbuster product in 1965,

everybody was talking about James Bond and they talked about -- put

out this cart with the machine guns and the bullet shield and the

world-famous ejector seat. The battle between the toy, lecturers

was at its height in the 1960s and 70s so who was winning the war and

who was losing? I've got Dinky, Matchbox and Corgi. Which is the

best? Without any question, Corgi. The quality was better, it was more

advanced and when they came out, Dinky were in problems. For about

the same price, they produced things like this, very sweet and charming

but basic. They then started producing glass windows in cars and

things like this. Although this competition drove up standards, it

also started to drive the rival firms into ruin. They had to keep up

with each other and keep coming up with new models and ideas and they

became so complicated and elaborate that they were not toys any more,

they were things to admire and put on a shelf rather than play with

because they might break. Under the weight of manufacturing

costs, all three went bust between 1979 and 1983. They couldn't compete

with the achievement of lecturing from Hong Kong and the toy market

had changed as well. The buyers had vanished, teenagers were not

interested in toy cars, we had had Star Wars by then, computers, and

that played its part in saying goodbye to these great brands. The

car wars between Dinky, Matchbox and Corgi is a classic business pail of

rise and fall. But just when you thought it was all over... The toys

now live on as collectables, huge collectors fairs like this one in

Stafford regularly attract thousands of enthusiasts. Personally, it has

got to be Corgi. My brother was into Corgi but I wasn't, I was Max box --

Matchbox. Nostalgia, and I think it is boys and their toys. I couldn't

agree more. It looks like Theo has taken a leaf out of your book! It

suits him. You've worked together for over 25

years, you're best friends, Newcastle United, golf and even

dogs, but what do you differ on? That is what we want to know. Whip

out your paddles! She's off again! DME! Who is the messiest?

-- dear me. Shamefully messy? Just a little untidy! I heard you had to

teach him how to wash the dishes. We lived in a flat for a year and

didn't know how to open the dishwasher! Who is most likely to

get road rage? Really? Yeah. Who is the most romantic? This is taking

some time. Who knows their brisket from their topside? You like meat? I

do and I like Wichary and I have been on a couple of courses. --

butchery. Who is the stingiest? Not stingy. Careful. Is that right you

don't put the air con on, because it is a waste of diesel? Let's have a

look at the sofas! Let's go to Newcastle. Have we got a number?

Hello, Newcastle! 74 people! And how many in Fulham? Hello,

Fulham. 27. Thank you. Thank you to everybody who came out and thank you

to Ant and Dec. Saturday evening

at 7 o'clock on ITV. The Hairy Bikers will be taking

control of the show tomorrow. and will have music

from Rag'n'Bone Man. And if you've been missing Alex,

like we all have, you can see her tonight in Shop Well

for Less at 8pm on BBC One. Are you ready for the next

ten years? I'm pregnant. Are you ready for the next

ten years? I'm pregnant. You won't notice I'm gone.

We've already started interviewing.