24/02/2017 The One Show

Hello? Anybody out there? Nice one, Kingy.

Hello and welcome to The One Show, yes tonight it's

Our feet are well and truly under the table, we've made ourselves at

home, and we've even brought cake for the audience.

APPLAUSE It isn't that good!

And just in case we never get asked back, we've picked the two guests

Who's the first ingredient in our One Show hotpot?

# I'm only Human after all # I'm only Human after all

# Don't put the blame on me #. He's the man everyone's

talking about, fresh from his big win at the Brits,

Rag'n'Bone Man is going to be giving us an exclusive

performance of his new track. If we play our cards right I reckon

we could ask him to be the third Hairy Biker.

Steady on. He's just turned up.

He's an actor, writer, stand up comedian and sadly

Oh, yes. # Don't know how anyone could put

you down # Oh! Slough #.

APPLAUSE Ricky, after seeing that

understandably you have given music up for a while. Harsh. Your tour

Humanity opened up in Bristol on Tuesday. A little bird has told us

that you have been a bit poorly. This is embarrassing. Second night

of the tour, went out on stage, I felt a bit funny, I asked for an

aspirin. Basically, I'm fine, but I went out and I was doing it and I

felt faint, hot, my heart was going. I went Oh! Sorry, I need to sit

down. The audience went quiet. I started joking, is there a doctor in

the house? I'm definitely having a heart attack. And that is the bit

that got in the paper. It would. I just felt a bit poorly. It was a

bug. They were laughing when I said I was going to die. We will talk

about your tour later. But just so you know that we love you, we have

got to be present if you feel dodgy halfway through. Fantastic. I need

one for both ends. They are eating cake, can't say that. This makes me

look like giant! CHUCKLES

Scunthorpe, or Sunny Scunny as we like to call it,

is known for three things; its steel, its football

The One Show historian Ruth Goodman is on the hunt for goooold.

In the Lincolnshire town of Scunthorpe something rather

mysterious is taking place. In the next few hours a series of codes

will be unveiled which will reveal the location of five unique objects

hidden somewhere in and around this town. And each of those objects is

made of solid gold worth thousands of pounds. And here they are. Exact

replicas of five real objects representing different periods in

Scunthorpe's history. From a 250 million -year-old fossil found

locally to a modern trains used to transport material for the town's

steelworks. They've been hidden under cover of darkness by artist

Luke Jerram and Dominic Mason from the local arts Council which has

funded the project. There really is Gold hidden on the streets of

Scunthorpe. It is an artistic treasure hunt. Anyone can find this

gold. If they find it they can keep it. Why put that sort of money into

an art project in Scunthorpe? Projects like this bring money and

people into the area. Scunthorpe has a less than rosy reputation

sometimes. We wanted people to think about the town in a different way.

The project has been months in the planning. Clues to find the treasure

have been encrypted into five specially commissioned paintings

designed by a government code breaker. Moments before their public

unveiling I'm given me sneak peek -- I am given an exclusive sneak peek.

These are the clues. They range in difficulty. This is the easiest.

They get progressively harder gradually. With the final one, maybe

five people in the country should be able to crack that code. As

difficult as that. From a simple word search to a complex binary

code, Luke believes they will have the best brains in Scunthorpe and

beyond occupied for months. Is he right? We are about to find out. It

is nearly 10am. The gallery doors are about to open. Quite a crowd has

gathered, as you can see, so let the treasure hunt begin. Within minutes

the rude -- of the room fills with people who are already stunned. We

cannot work that one out. We will be here for six months. I have my eye

on a group of mathematicians who seem to have had an early

breakthrough. We have some movement here. They are trying to get other

members of their team. They want to disappear. Let's go. Really,

already? They are hiding in the library at the moment. You can see

this square pattern in the numbers. It appears that one of the paintings

is a code within a code. They have found out that the red one, which is

the hardest one, actually forms a pattern, which reminds them of those

square bar codes you scan with your phone. So they are busy turning them

into black and white squares. We have progress. We have a code. We've

tried scanning that on our phones but it isn't working. So

tantalisingly close. Just then the codebreakers received some

unsettling news. Our first bit of gold has been found. It was found in

Kingsway Gardens. It was found by chance, however. A mother walking

with her son stumbled across a Viking brooch, prompting panic

amongst the treasure hunters. It seems gold fever has struck the

small town and the treasure hunt has taken on a life of its own. Within a

few days, two more gold pieces are found including another discovered

by accident. That one was associated with the hardest code. Instead of

taking months to on fold, after just three days only two of the pieces

remain undiscovered. While it may not have gone entirely to plan, and

let's face it, most of the treasure has been snapped up, but there is

more gold out here. So, what are you waiting for?

Well to tell us more - our code-breaker Anita Rani is here.

Do you have an update on the treasure hunt? It is exactly where

we left it, excitingly. There are still two items to be found. Still

three paintings that need to be cracked. The codes are still there.

You are wondering how to do it, that. How do you solve the puzzles?

This is the first one. Any idea? I can reveal, probably some people at

home have figured it out, that is semaphore. Each wave of the flag

spells out a letter. If you live in Scunthorpe there is a park called

the Kingsway. There is a flag there. Seven metres from it you will find

the Viking brooch. There it is. It was found. And there is the flag.

That was the first one. Is that real, a Viking brooch? There is a

real one in a museum in Scunthorpe. They created it in gold for this

treasure hunt. And they get to keep it? They do, not bad, hey? This one

is a word search. I gave you a couple of words. I found one and I

couldn't find the other one. I like that you didn't know you can go

backwards. I was looking for that. Once I realised I found it

straightaway. And diagonal, as well. You can go backwards. I was not

given all of the information. You did well with half of the

information. In a place not far from Scunthorpe

there is an octagonal band stand. Near it is a golden statue of a

woman playing a trumpet which looks like a plunger stop Oh! -- looks

like a plunger. That is where you would find the golden ram. Are you

with me? Yes. This is the most exciting one. The gold has been

found for this one, which was a tutor Fischer woman. Luke reckons

only one of about five people in the country will be able to crack this

code, and it has not been solved yet. -- fisherwoman. The gold has

been found. Luke says whoever can crack it, he will donate some of his

own money to a charity. Someone just found the gold they did not know why

it was there. That is ridiculous. Good old Scunthorpe. We want people

to get to Scunthorpe to go and see this. Since this exhibition opened

it is the top five most visited exhibition they have ever had since

2001 at the gallery. Is this binary? There you go, he is cracking it

already. I could crack it but it would take me the whole show. It is

fascinating, isn't it? Yes, thank you.

This past week there have been rumblings of grumblings

Viewers have complained that they can't hear dialogue

in some popular dramas, and Lucy has been to find out why.

We've got company. A perennial bugbear of drama is how to keep

things authentic but maintain clarity. These days so the critics

frequently take to social media to bemoan mumbling of lead characters.

But whose fault is it that in order to understand you have to turn on

the subtitles? In some cases it is artistic direction. They are opting

for something more authentic and true to the location, or the

geography, in which the production is set. Consonants may not be

pronounced as clearly. The engines are flooded, we have to set her

down. It could also be the balance between

the dialogue, the sound effects and the music isn't quite right. If that

is the case it is difficult for us as the interviewers to work out what

is being said. Does it depend what device you use to watch something

on? Rather than our televisions at home we are watching things on

tablets, smartphones and laptops. The problem with these devices is

they are becoming increasingly more compact. The problem with that is

there is far less room inside these things to have good quality speakers

that can deliver audio accurately. The solution is to invest in good

quality loudspeakers and a very good pair of headphones for your devices.

He really is a good-looking horse. One way to combat inaudible steeped

in drama is to re-record it. This is known as automated dialogue

replacement. Adam Davidson has worked on everything from Luther to

broad church. A big Budget action film, they are recording a lot of

green screen in warehouses, 90% of that will get ADR. -- to

Broadchurch. For period dramas you will generally have to do more

because they are out on locations and there is traffic and aeroplanes.

It is very, very tricky. Is there any single thing producers of dramas

and films could do that would help people understand every word? I

don't think there is any way of eradicating it. We have technical

guidelines. We have specific levels that we have to hit in terms of how

about the programme is and where dialogue sets. We do as much as we

can at that stage to make sure it is totally understandable for everybody

when it goes out. Bad location sound can be replaced but that is still a

tricky process. Graham has offered to show me how it is done. I've

identified a couple of passages of dialogue which may need replacing.

INAUDIBLE Something Bob a job? Are you ready

to go? This is the original. INAUDIBLE

This is the re-record. You give Bob a job? I can understand it now. I

imagine that is the purpose. Yes, I am relieved.

Why have you heard any mumblings or grumblings? I assume it is my

hearing going. So did we! Geordie accents, they don't mean a lot! I

have got a woofers under my sofa. Geordie is my favourite accent, I

was joking! Everyone who comes to see you will hear you clearly, but

the tour is sold out, so why are you here?! Well, there would be an empty

sofa! The tour is sold out, UK, Europe, America is gone. Two hours,

they reckon. Chicago went in five minutes. It is beautiful, I am

overwhelmed, but some of the tickets, of course, are got by

touts, don't buy those. We held some back that are called premium

Platinum tickets, and we are trying to undercut those touts and make

more tickets available. The profits are going to charity. It won't stop

it, but at least the charities are making a few hundred grand, and it

is just a gesture. But I am overwhelmed, you know, hardened

cash, people come out, it is such a privilege, I am enjoying it more

than I ever did. There is always a theme

to your tours, you've had "animals", This is slightly different, it is

less persona than my first four, all comedians have a bit of persona,

even if it is just a more brash version of themselves, but mine is

less and less now. I have reached that age where I have got old

people's writing, I just say what is on my mind. You know what I mean?

Yes! It is much more anecdotal, more honest, about my past the bidding.

Go So it is more personal. People will still be offended, don't get me

wrong! So if a young Ricky Gervais would think you have mellowed with

age? The good thing is it is a bit of both, because I have been going

for so long, people know what I am doing now, they get it, they know

that I am playing with their perception of myself, playing with

my own persona. I think people know when I am being naughty and getting

it wrong, and when it is heartfelt, and they certainly seem to. I have

done three dates in Bristol, which was amazing, and even the critics

got it. That was nice. People know you so well and understand the

difference now. I always thought that they did, but you know, you

can't legislate against stupidity. You have got to do your thing, and

like-minded people come and see you. But it is usually things taken out

of context. In the arena, everyone is laughing. But if they put it on

Twitter, he said that?! I talk about that in the show as well, this

crazy, you know, scandal. Your partner, Jane, she plays a key role

in your material, she is a sounding board. I often say to her, what you

think of this? She says, please don't say it in public! And I know

it is good. She does worry about the backlash and the press reaction, so

often, particularly if I am hosting the Golden Globes, I throw in fake

punch lines just to worry her. And it is things that I would never say,

off the charts, and she goes, please don't do that! It is the Oscars on

Sunday, and we would love to see you present that. It would be brilliant!

You to edgy for the Oscars? It is a nice, lovely, stuffy occasion, and

even I don't want to see me ruin it! Do you know what? I would do it if

they said, the same as the Golden Globes, you can say what you want -

but they never would. But if they said that, I would do it. But you

mustn't be curbed, otherwise get someone else to do it. Brilliant.

Tickets for the tour are available now, and more diggers will be

announced soon. Yes, I will be putting in more dates, and there are

platinum tickets, you can still go to the website, you might be lucky.

Ricky Andalcio has been back on his journey around the UK looking

I wonder where he got that idea from.

We have got our eye on you, I tell you!

We are on an alphabetical journey across the UK to discover some of

the best grub in the country, and I am using your suggestions to guide

me. As we map the A do Z of British food. You send me loads of

suggestions for H. Wendy Jackson suggested I should go to Hastings,

while Kimberly suggested Huddersfield. But loads of you

suggested Hull. So why am driving over the famous Humber Bridge to

visit this year's UK capital of culture. During 2017, Hull was

throwing a massive party from illuminating the town hall to

thousands of locals stripping naked and painting themselves green and

blue, all in the name of art. Just so we are clear, I am definitely not

doing that! But I do want to find out more about the food and culture

here. It is home to the biggest Yorkshire pudding factory in the

world, churning out an amazing 20 million every week. I bet that keeps

a certain Aunt busy! Cheers! This former terraced house has played

host to some of the country's biggest acts, including Radiohead,

Oasis and Pulp. So lots to see, but all this walking around has got me

feeling peckish. Maybe the locals at Trinity Market can point me in the

right direction for some tasty grub. The chocolate looks amazing, is it

all made locally? We make it at our shop. I would love a bar of the

berry and white chocolate. What would I have for something savoury

in Hull? I would recommend pattie and chips, that is the traditional

Hull thing. Pattie, chips, mushy peas. A big part of Hull culture

now? Increasingly, people are starting to approve of coffee more.

A bit of Italy in Hull. If I am out in Hull for the night, and I want a

bite to eat after a few beers, what will I have? Pattie and chips. Which

is the best? Bob's that is the best. That is the place to be. Are you the

famous Bob Carver? Yes, I am. I don't make them now, my daughter

does them now. You make the patties? Could I have a go? If you come

around the back, I will show you how. We represent the fourth

generation of this family business, and she makes the pattie mix by

boiling potatoes, mixing them with a secret recipe of herbs and spices

before moulding them into shape. I have heard there is a name that they

used to call the women who make them, the name was pattie slap is, a

word which would describe the rough and ready girls who made them. Time

to get them into shape, and Zoe is using the modern mould, but I am

going in for some traditional pattie slapping. Now we fry them. Deep

frying in a bit of batter and served in a fresh white cob, a proper

pattie butty. Perfect! It is not gourmet, it is good honest food, I

love it. That is H for Hull on the map, where will we be heading next?

Send your suggestions for the next few letters, we want to sample the

best food from your town or village, and we will continue our A to Z of

UK food. We are over here any performance

area, and Rag'n'Bone Man is here! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We cannot call you Mr Bone, can we call you Rory? You have got a little

Pattie at home, haven't you? Certainly have, she is a little bit

wrinkly. Ricky, are you going to have a nibble of this pattie? It is

a Hull delicacy. Is this the sort of thing you would be eating on tour?

Um... Basically potatoes and bread? A big

blob of starch? It wouldn't go well in LA, would it? My body is a

temple. Bang goes the Atkins. You were looking quite buff! Forget it,

don't even bother. I feel positively clean-shaven amongst you lot as

well. It has been a huge week for you, two Brit Awards, the critics'

choice award, British breakthrough, no artist has ever achieved that,

how did your father help you? Well, he gave me a couple of pints and

told me to go on stage. Rag'n'Bone Man will be singing for us soon, I

can't wait! They get some great guests on this show, and you should

see who they have got next week... And celebrating 20 years of show

business, these guys! Say hello! That is almost we have got time for,

we have had a fantastic time, a big thank you to Ricky Gervais! And

thanks to Rag'n'Bone Man, who is number one album, Human, is also

available right now. Don't forget the final title is let it shine

tomorrow, but now, with an exclusive performance of his new track, Skin,

it is Rag'n'Bone Man! # It was almost love,

it was almost love # I'll be thinking

about you, about you # When I reached out

for your hand # I'll be thinking

about you, about you # It was almost love,

it was almost love. # What?!

We are bringing down your spending. to help people change

their spending habits. What?!

We are bringing down your spending.