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Welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker.

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And Alex Jones. Tonight's guest has a fascination for flash cars, a

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love of ladies' lingerie and a passion for profit. Enter the

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Dragon that is Theo Paphitis! APPLAUSE

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Good to see you, Theo. Thanks for coming back. Do you know what - I

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was thinking about you the other day because I walked past your new

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shop because you have opened a chain. We have. Mrs P must be

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pleased that you're back in the undies business. She is. I have

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also three daughters as well, but that's a fascination of mine -

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keeping Mrs P happy - keeping Mrs P happy. Is this the one where

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everything is in the drawers? we have drawers in our drawers.

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That's nice. It's easier than hanging the small knickers on...

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Yes, the drawers are all nicely labelled. You can take what you

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want out. Just peek in our drawers is what we say. Very clever. What

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do you make of the new scheme that's come out on Monday, �82

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million helping new businesses start? Listen, it's a bit of noise.

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Certainly we like to help enterprise and young enterprise.

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It's actually a pilot scheme - �10 million the first year, then they

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have the cost of actually distributing it and everything else.

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It's the right direction, but we do need to do a huge amount more. To

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be honest with you, it's down to education. You can't just give

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money to kids and say, start up businesses. You need to educate

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them. My tall fell -- fellow Dragon trains thousands of kids. We can't

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just give them money. We need to give them training and teach them

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how to be introprenuevers. Do you think �2,500 is enough to start up

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a business? No, it's a maximum up to �2,500. Listen. Making a noise -

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I don't think it's money well spent - probably not enough to make a

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difference. But listen. Any money in this market is welcome. 18-24,

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have a go. Why not? If your community was offered improved

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housing, health facilities and roads just as public spending cuts

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were due to take effect, you'd certainly sit up and take notice.

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But as Simon Boazman reports, these benefits come with "strings

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attached'" - tonnes and tonnes of nuclear waste looking for a new

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home. Romney Marsh Kent. This 100- square-mile of wetlands on the

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coast is a unique habitat to many birds, plants and insects, but this

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whole area is currently being considered as a potential burial

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site for the nation's stockpile of nuclear waste. Now, if successful,

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they'll receive a huge package of financial investment, but will that

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be enough to persuade the residents here in Romney Marsh to open up

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their arms to nuclear waste? There has been a nuclear industrial based

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here at Dungeness since the 1960s. Dungeness A is in the process of

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being decommissioned with Dungeness B due to follow within the next

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decade. Some nuclear waste is already stored here. This is where

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the radioactive waste is being stored currently. This is it here?

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This is it. This is a intermediate- level waste container, and this

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really chunky robust waste package is providing shielding protecting

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us from the radiation. But high- level waste is the bigger problem.

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It remains radioactive up to 100,000 years. Currently, it's

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stored overground at the Sellafield nuclear processing plant in couple

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brieia, but the Government's decided in the future, all nuclear

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waste will be buried underground. A deep tunnel would lead to a buried

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site up to 25 square kilometres in size. One of the potential risks of

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just leaving it where it is? I am afraid there are bad people in this

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world, and those bad people want to do bad things - crashing aeroplanes

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and bombs and things. We can all imagine those scenarios. The safest

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thing to do with this waste is to put it 800 metres underground out

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of our environment. Is it 100% safe? I can never say anything is

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going to be 100% safe. Me and you are standing next this container

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right now. Am I 100% safe? I think you are, but who knows what could

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happen? That is the question. Communities will be asking, who

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knows what could happen? The thing is this particular community have

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got this waste on their back garden anyway, and to put it underground

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would be far, far more safe than leaving it here on the surface.

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Local environmental group Protect Kent is worried about the proposals

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and doesn't believe the area is suitable. Well, one wonders whether

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the geology is absolutely right bearing in mind the Government have

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already rejected an idea of extending the life of the power

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station here because of sea level rise, which they say is going to be

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quite a problem into the future, and I think the other point on

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geology you have to take into account is within the last five

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years there has been an earthquake at Folkestone, and it was felt here.

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That's, again, another problem. Government is offering huge

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economic incentives to attract volunteers. Councillors in Cumbria

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were the first too come forward three years ago, and now here

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Shepway District Council has declared an interest too. This is

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first of a series of open exhibitions for locals. In this

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part of the world we have had 50 years of working with the nuclear

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industry. It's provided a lot of job, but those nuclear power

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stations decommissioning, there is actually going to be nothing left

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for the people on the marsh, which already has a job crisis. This has

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the possibility of not only bringing jobs but also

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infrastructure development, so we could be talking about road, rail,

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sea defences. It's up to us to negotiate it and get as much money

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out of it as possible. People might look at this and saying, offering

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you some infrastruckture or offering you some Health Services

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is a bribe to take on this nation's problem. If that's the only way we

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can get the services and infrastruckture we need to survive

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down here, it's not wrong. I think it's an opportunity. 51% of the

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people polled in Cumbria want to take proposals for a nuclear waste

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facility further. What about the people here in Kent? I think it's a

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great idea it's going to bring jobs to the area seeing as the power

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station is going out. They shouldn't bury it, no, not in

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Romney Marsh. Why not? Why not take it to Downing Street? You think it

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would be better off there? Yeah! It's a requirement, whether it's

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regional or countrywide. Everybody is going to be a NIMBY, not in my

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backyard. At the end of the day, it's got to go have. The nuclear

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waste has to travel here. That's one big thing. I have grandchildren

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down in Lid as well, and I wouldn't like them close to that. Well, this

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is a problem that successive governments have been trying to

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face for decades without much luck, so will it come here to Romney

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Marsh? They don't need to make a decision for a few years, and that

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leaves people plenty of time for further persuasion.

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What would your decision be then? Nuclear waste, the Theo Paphitis

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Towers, are you in or out? It's always that saying, not in my

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backyard. Nuclear power is the future. Whether we like it or not,

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it's the technology that twhoo, we know about now. We've got wind.

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We've got wave. We have PV panels, but the one that actually works -

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the only one that works - is nuclear, so we need it, but do I

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want it in my backyard? I might struggle with that. It's those two-

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headed cats... Have you got granite-toped work tops through the

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kitchen? How do you know that? do you know that! Just wondered -

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get one of those raid metres and see how much radiation they give

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off. You would be amazed. They look lovely. I haven't got them, no, but

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they do look very nice. I wouldn't beat yourself up over it. They give

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off radiation? Yeah, test them. everybody who has granite tops in

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their house - you have panicked a whole nation. It's natural, but it

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radiates. I have baffled you there, haven't I? My goldfish only have

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two eyes. They have -- are on a granite top. We're moving on to

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fly-pasts. Ahead of next week's Jubilee

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flypast over Buckingham Palace, we thought we'd take a look at how

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pilots learn to fly in close formation. That's amazing. That's

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brilliant. But there's more to look at than the inside of a cockpit!

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This is RAF Valley in Anglesey, Wales, the home of the largest

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number of Hawk T2 aircraft in the world. If you want to fly fast jets,

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and let's be honest - who doesn't? You have to come here and prove

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your worth. There are many tests to pass because it is a highly skilled

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job. The man responsible for assessing

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the jet school trainees is station commander Adrian Hill. All his

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pilots have to have at least three years flying before they get

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anywhere near a fast jet. Thousands of people applying - you

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don't take most of them I am sure. No, it's very selective. We tend to

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only train 25 to 30 fast jet pilots every year. They'll learn the more

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advanced aspects of flying such as formation flying, low flying. All

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of these are obviously critical flying disciplines. They'll

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ultimately go and serve on the front line flying the Typhoon or

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Tornado. Wing commander Kevin Marsh is a senior pilot who teaches on

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the Hawk T2. The T2 has the control features of the far more expensive

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Typhoon fighter jet allowing pilots to perfect their skills before

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The Hawk T2 gives you a modern cockpit like that of a Typhoon in a

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modern training cockpit. All the buttons on the stick and the

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throttle move in the same manner. So when the pilot finishes his

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training here, he can go to the Typhoon, and the things look the

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same. We can test the pilots and train them far, far better than has

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ever been possible before. These are incredible aircraft, and

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I would have loved to fly in one, but tragically, I am too tall. I

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can't fit in the cockpit, but luckily for me, new technology has

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come along - in particular, this - the full mission simulator which

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for the first time gives me a real sense of what it's like to be

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airborne. I am being shown how to use it by squadron leader Mark

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Simmons. Feet on the brakes. Now slam the throttle all the way

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forward. Here we go. Release the brakes, and you're rolling. I can

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actually feel it in the seat. That's incredible. Gently pull back

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on the control column. Wow. you're flying. My goodness, it's

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incredible how you can see the sky above you. It's just unbelievable.

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That's my horizon there, is it? Most of the information you need

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will be in the head up display - your speed, your horizon.

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feeling slightly motion sick. we'll do now is move another

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aircraft into the system and you can have a go at practising close

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formation. OK. Bring it on! Where is he? There he is. OK. I can see

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the other Hawk. Use the control column to bring yourself up a

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little higher. I am on him now - I am not.

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It's a lot trickier than it looks. Look at this. This is formation

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flying. Oh, hello. Where has he gone? He's right above me. Good

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fly-past! Oh, dude! A number of different things you

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have to worry about - where your plane is, where their plane is,

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where the landscape is. It's a highly skilled activity, and it's a

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Poor Dan - no plane... In a hawk, but yeah, does that thought excite

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you, Theo? The Hawk frightens me a bit. I am claustrophobic, and the

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thought of being stuck in there. Are you scared of heights as well?

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I am. On an aeroplane I always want an aisle seat so if something goes

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wrong, you can escape. But you're still in the sky. I know. It's mad,

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isn't it? We're going to turn the clock back a little bit - your

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first ever TV appearance when you were chairman of Millwall Football

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Club. Here we go, in a documentary. Hot dogs and burgers. What's going

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to happen to those? Rubbish, goes in a black bag. Do you take the

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food out? No. It's a rule. That's an interesting one. Would you like

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to take the food home? Absolutely. It should be offered to the staff.

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At the end of the day, so much gets wasted anyway, so if we are allowed

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to take it... I would have no objections or problems with that. I

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think there is no reason you can't take the food home. So did you let

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them take the food home? No! I'll tell you why - because - I have

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just become chairman of Millwall. That was 12 years ago, 2000. I was

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a lot younger there, as you noticed - or was I older? But anyway, I

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came up with all these grand ideas - do that, nation. They can take

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the food home, so I went back into the offices, took my hat and apron

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off. The catering staff said, "Can I have a word with you? They

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can't." I said, what do you mean? "If it's repeated, if somebody

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catches something, it's not health and safety." That was the answer -

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no, stupid idea. You were filming then because it was a documentary

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called Back To the Floor, now The Boss Is Back is you retracing your

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time as boss of Millwall Football Club. What did you learn? How weird

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was it looking back? Did you think I wouldn't do that now or...

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wasn't a case of that. It was looking at yourself 12 years ago

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and reminding yourself of all the things you went through. There were

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lots of things that came out of that programme we actually did

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implement. That was one that happened to be a silly idea.

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Dragons sometimes have silly ideas. We just don't talk about them.

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different were you, looking back? That was my first time on TV as

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well, so you can see I was a little bit Uncomfortable, but you learn

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every day of your life, everything you do, all these experiences, good,

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bad, something that actually enhances your abilities - and

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Millwall - I had gone into quite a few companies to sort out by then,

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but after, there were many others. It's part of a learning process.

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Does it help you to keep a diary, looking back at past mistakes or

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things you wouldn't have done? Listen. Anyone who doesn't make

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mistakes is a person who never makes decisions or is a liar

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because we all make mistakes. I think you just have to learn from

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them. You do it all through your working career. So no regrets,

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then? They can't be regrets. You have to learn from them. You have

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to build your bridges, Mrs P says, and move on. It's strange because

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Hillary devai was on the other week and she said exactly the same thing.

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It's that trait, isn't it, of just keeping going and trying. You have

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to. To sit back and wallow in self- pity about it is nonsense. You have

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to take life sometimes by the throat, and you have to go out

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We don't do straightforward art on for the One Show, we do beach,

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pavement or driftwood and today we are taking it to a new level.

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it is bacterial art. Phil Tufnell didn't fancy this so we sent George

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Taking precautions to avoid becoming ill from bacteria by using

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anti-bacterial soap is just common sense. But right now there are

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several hundred bacteria on me and inside me and the majority are

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These single-cell organisms are found everywhere, from the depths

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of the oceans to the very pavements we walk on. I'm collecting bacteria

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for a scientist who is concerned we have become too fearful of these

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microscopic organisms. He wants to change our perception of them and

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to show us some of their special qualities, he turns them into works

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of art. This is a plate which is commonly used to grow bacteria and

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to see what is living on the soles of my books, this is heading to the

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University of Surrey. Dr Simon Parke is a molecular biologist who

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specialises in food bores and ising -- food boys and rising. He says

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our fears must not take over. How do you change people's perceptions

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of bacteria being universally bad? I like to take the bacteria out

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into schools and to museums and highlight the other interesting

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aspects rather than drilling into people the fact that they cause

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illness all the time. After four days, my but bacteria have grown

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into a stunning display of colours and patterns. That is absolutely

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beautiful. Amazing. This is a work of bacterial art from the sole of

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your boot. I can see four obvious things. A yellow one and a blotchy

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one and this creamy spread. Fees are only the ones you can actually

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grow. There are probably more on my boot. Yes, it is estimated we can

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only grow 1% of the bacteria in the world. So we only know about 1% of

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all the world's bacteria. That is unbelievable. Amazing after

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hundreds of years of microbiology. What have you got here? We have

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some bacteria from the deep sea Wow! Look at that, that is

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incredible. These bacteria always get that kind of reaction. I can

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see why. That is just a great pile of blowing marine bacteria.

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Billions of bacteria producing light. These microscopic organisms

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have evolved this ability deep in the ocean, although nobody knows

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quite why. What the court -- what a way to grab attention. Sounds

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bizarre? Wait until you see what Simon does with soil bacteria. Is

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there anything in particular your hunting for? We are hopefully

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looking for coloured bacteria. do you want to isolate those?

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can paint with those. I've heard of painting by numbers, but painting

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with bacteria! For a sample we have just done will take a while, but I

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have previous examples. That is incredible. That really looks like

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pate. Using these bacteria, it is time to show off my artistic skills.

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I haven't a clue what to paint, but This is the most fun I've had with

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bacteria. Ever. Picasso, eat your heart out! My picture has taken

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minutes to produce, but one of Simon's finest bacterial works of

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art to, as the year. In collaboration with a artist Joe

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wonder, he used 16 different species of bacteria to reproduce

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the famous Ofili up. -- Offi Year. Here's the original inspiration.

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This is the real Ophelia painted in the 19th century by Sir John

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Everett Millais. Perhaps through Simon's bacterial pictures, people

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will see the quite extraordinary properties that simple single-

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celled organisms can show and learn to appreciate them. Amazing. You

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did your own painting. I don't know if you can call it a painting.

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work of art. Her a work of Aboriginal art. It has become

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slightly more, it and it has spread a bit. I think we should auction

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this. I agree. Get a fiver! fiver! How long would that take to

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become unrecognisable? That would last about a year. While we've got

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to hear, Theo, we would like to produce a wonderful painting. If

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you are up for it. Ready? George is ready. Hand flat and roll it about

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a bit. Not too hard. And then take it off. With feeling. When was the

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last time you washed your hands? That will be incubated. Just before

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I came in. Good boy. You can have a wipe. We will put that on Facebook

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when it is cultivated. Off for everybody to see it. We will send

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you a picture, we will print it out so you can put it in the downstairs

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toilet. You've got no made out of Jan? I have, it is amazing. There's

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a new survey out today macro which suggests we are a bit too careful

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with our children, that exposing them to bacteria is sometimes a

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good thing. We are. If you we'd all the bacteria in the world, they

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would outweigh every other species added up. They have been around for

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3.5 billion years. That spoonful of soil probably contains something

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like 50 million bacteria of thousands of species. You can't

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avoid them. There's a theory that comes back from 1989 which

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basically says we are too hygienic. If you don't expose your immune

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system to bacteria when you're young, when you do get a bacterial

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infection, it is worse, and you also get more allergies. That is

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backed up by research from Harvard published this March, where they

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bred germ Free mice and they had worse health issues and allergies.

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Obsession with hygiene is probably not be good thing. Obviously

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hygiene in the kitchen is good, but to keep your house complete the

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germ free... I'm quite relaxed. Were you with your kids or were you

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constantly wiping Hans? These things didn't exist when my kids

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were around. Everybody carries these sanitised as now. Are they

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good for us? In hospitals, yes. You have to have quick hygiene all the

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time. But soap and water is all you need. Kids need a bit of bacteria,

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they need to be exposed to that at an early age. George has brought a

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lovely plant for Mrs P. Yes! With a bacteria theme. The great thing

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about bacteria is they make the cycles of elements. Carbon cycle,

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nitrogen cycle particularly. Without Nitrogen being taken out of

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the atmosphere and made into ammonia to fertilise the soil, we

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would not be here. If you have a look at the roots, there are little

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nodules which are full of a bacteria. That fixes nitrogen out

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of the atmosphere and makes it available for plants. Indoors or

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outdoors? Outdoor plant. They are essential, we would not be here

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without that bacteria. A simple as that. Thank you. Mrs P will be

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ecstatic! Go and wash your hands! Remember, in about a week's time,

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have a look at our Facebook Page, Theo's bacterial art work will be

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there. Slightly smudged. We could not have you here without pitching

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some new business ideas. Here we go. Instead of me pitching all the

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people coming to pitch to you, we thought we would go back to your

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old primary school to meet some wonderful young business people.

:26:07.:26:17.
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Have you ever walked down the road and listened to a dog bark and

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wondered what it was talking about? How this works is there's an

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amazing, spectacular glove that comes with it. You simply St Kitts

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and there you have it, it translates into English. You have

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to put your clothes in here and you have to take them out after one

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minute and then showing these diamonds until they shimmer. --

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line. It will enhance your dress. Have you ever wanted to send

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someone else to your job or school? My invention is a clone, it is

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perfect for you. If you stand in the sealed oxygen tubes, the

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electronic devices will send three your DNA, which will form another

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you. My invention is the pocket blade. It folds itself with the

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click of a button. It shrinks itself to two shrink raised. You

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don't have to worry about congestion charge and also you

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don't have to worry about parking. Ideal during the Olympics! Perfect.

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What do you reckon? They are brilliant. Brilliant. I'm ecstatic

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about the cloning one. My diary, it would be brilliant! I can't believe

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somebody hasn't pitched that you already. The thought of another

:27:51.:27:55.

Peter Jones, another Theo Paphitis, might not be that attractive to a

:27:55.:28:01.

lot of people! I like the dog translating thing. We know you're a

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Cypriot, but we have to ask you about Greece. What do you think the

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situation will be in Greece? Give us your predictions for next year.

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Greece is in a dire Strait and it is highly likely they will end up

:28:15.:28:20.

leaving the euro. Amazingly, a third of people that voted in the

:28:20.:28:24.

last election, they did not get a decisive government, voted for a

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party that said anyone with over 20,000 euros in the bank, we will

:28:28.:28:34.

confiscate. People voted for that. Things are not great. But here, I

:28:34.:28:40.

think we have to think positively. I am starting new businesses, I

:28:40.:28:44.

have open new stores. We have opened in Iceland, Gibraltar. We

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