Doctor Who: The Infinite Quest


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There she is. So small, I could reach out and...

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-Crush it!

-Crush it! Crush it!

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Quiet, Caw! This is my moment of destiny...

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Moment of Destiny! Moment of destiny...

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Attention armoury!

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Prepare plasma cannons for firing.

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Commence countdown!

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-I'm the king of the world!

-King of the world!

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King of the world! Aaark!

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Now, forget your Bonapartes, your Boudiceas, your Blackbeards, even...

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Wha...?

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This, Martha Jones, this is Baltazar.

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Scourge of the Galaxy, corsair King of Triton on the 40th century,

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the greatest despot that ever, ever lived!

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This is just...just...fantastic!

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Yeah, it's kind of cool. Now, the thing about Baltazar.

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-Scourge of the Galaxy!

-Yeah...the most amazing thing about him is...

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he forged this ship himself.

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-He didn't!

-By hand. Go on, tell her, Baltazar!

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I tended her by hand, over countless decades.

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Burnished her into the greatest warship in history!

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And not that long ago, blew all of Earth's defence force from the sky.

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-He really shouldn't have done that.

-Shouldn't have done that!

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And now I'm going to envelop Earth in a field of plasma fire.

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Superheat the carbonites who crawl across its surface...

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Really? So all carbon-based life

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-will be super-compressed in a plasma field, making...

-Diamonds?!

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Precisely.

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Yeah, well done. Yes, every living being turned into diamonds.

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And the plan starts in seconds!

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Now, that IS a Plan. That...is...indeed...a...plan.

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Is that not the most incredible plan?

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Oh, incredible, but, we'll stop him, yeah?

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Mm. By giving him...this!

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-Wha...?

-I like to stir things up.

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Oooh, shouldn't have done that.

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He shouldn't have broken it because...?

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It wasn't just any old spoon.

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It passed through the hands of the greatest chefs of planet Earth.

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Fanny, Delia, Madame Cholet.

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It was antique, forged by inhabitants of a planet

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that specialised in Ribicola.

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-Fungus?

-Oh, yes, but not just any old fungus.

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No, a special hydroxiding fungus...

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There's been no treatment for it these last 2,000 years.

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Which is why, Baltazar, Scourge of the Galaxy...

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-Your deck is rusting away!

-Wha...?

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Nooo!

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-That's not ordinary rust!

-Nah, I pepped it up a bit.

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Gave it a bit of zing. A bit of va-va-voom.

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Va-va-voom! Va-va-voom!

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-Doctor, you can't leave him. Not to the rust!

-Ah, well...

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Will Baltazar ever get caught?

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I imagine so. His luck can't hold out forever.

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So what'll happen, d'you think?

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In this era? Most likely prison planet for him would be...

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Volag-Noc.

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Yeah, that's where I'd take him if it was up to me.

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Coldest place in the galaxy.

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-Brrrr. Nasty.

-Yup. Now...give me a number between zero and 99!

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-45.

-And another!

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-72.

-Another!

-Three. What is this? Galactic lottery?

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Destination setting!

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And you, Martha Jones, have randomly chosen to take us to...

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Copacabana Beach! Arriba!

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I'll get you for this, Doctor!

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I'll make you sorry you were ever born!

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Yes!

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670 million miles an hour, and a bit! Rock on!

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-You're just a boy racer, aren't you?

-Ha!

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Whoa!

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What was that - emergency stop?

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Owww, search me. There's nothing in the manual...

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Go on, then. We've stopped.

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-I've died and gone to Bill Oddie heaven.

-Bill Oddie heaven!

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I know you! It's Caw, isn't it?

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Welcome to Pheros, Miss Martha.

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It's Caw's home.

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How're you doing, Caw?

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I likes you, Miss Martha.

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-Oh!

-That's for savin' Caw's life all them years ago.

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Thank you, Caw. It's really lovely.

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Got some news for you, Doctor.

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'Bout Baltazar.

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Let him out of Volag-Noc.

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Volag-Noc? I was right, Martha!

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Yeah, great. Caw, why'd they release him?

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Say he's reformed.

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But Caw reckons he's as bad as ever he was. He'll be comin' for Caw.

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Caw sold him out, for a bar of gold.

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-Or three...

-What do you need gold for?

-He eats it.

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He won't rest, Doctor!

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-He seeks his heart's desire and knows how to find it.

-He does?

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The Infinite!

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Oh, that's just a legend.

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What is?

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Baltazar thinks different. Thinks he knows how to find it.

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-Find what?

-The Infinite.

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Yeah, I got that. But what exactly is the Infinite?

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Well, let's just say there are things out there in space, Martha,

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things that predate our reality,

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relics from the Dark Times.

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-Oh, a fairy tale?

-Oh, far, far more than that.

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There was a time when the universe was so much smaller than it is now...

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A darker, older time of chaos.

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Creatures like the Racnoss,

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the Nestenes and the Great Vampyres rampaged through the Void.

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And this Infinite is one of those "relics from the dark time"?

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It's said that if anyone were to find the Infinite,

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they'd receive their heart's desire.

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And frankly, that's quite a thing to receive.

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Yeah, but how's Baltazar going to find it?

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-That's how.

-What's that?

-It's a data chip.

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Part of a black-box recorder.

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Dark Time technology.

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Baltazar gave it to me for safekeeping.

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Should be four of 'em.

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You need to use each one to find the next.

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And find all four, you find the Infinite?

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-Are we going on a quest, then?

-No. The Infinite stays lost.

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Nothing more than a legend.

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As last custodian to the Secrets of the Universe,

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it's my duty to see it stays that way.

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He mustn't! Mustn't! He's got a copy!

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I can't let someone like Baltazar,

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corrupt and twisted, have access to that kind of power.

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Caw, you'd better be right about this.

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Planet Bouken.

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OK. Here...we...go!

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-The tracker's in place?

-Thank you, Caw.

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It's really lovely. Aaaark!

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Then the Doctor's going to find me the Infinite,

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going to find me my heart's desire...

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-Heart's desire! Heart's desire!

-And then, I'll have my revenge!

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Revenge! Revenge!

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Ah, Martha, see those?

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-Artificial suns.

-Never!

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Someone wanted the planet Bouken warmed up.

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-What are they?

-Oil rigs.

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Oil rigs?! Hang on. They still need oil, in the future?

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It ran out on Earth. The corporations went drilling elsewhere.

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To look at them, you'd think they were alive.

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-You think?! Run?

-What now?

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Er, well, I'm open to suggestions...

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Er...

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How'd you do that?

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Oh, Martha, you're brilliant!

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Oh, yeah, now you're just showing off. Whoa!

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Hoist the colours, Mr Mate!

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-Aye-aye, Captain!

-Let OilCorp see that the Black Gold is in business!

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Aye-aye, Captain! A-harr.

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-Pirates?!

-I'm Swabb, First Mate aboard the Black.

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-Now then, Mr Mate, put her in reverse!

-Aye-aye, Captain! A-harr!

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You two might want to hold on tight.

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-To the rail?

-Aye-aye, Captain!

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Take the strain, me hearties!

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Heave lads!

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-All right, Swabb, maximum power!

-Aye!

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-Well, that, I didn't expect.

-Cut thrust, Mr Mate.

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-Then pull the rig in?

-And siphon it, Swabb!

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-Hello there, Captain...?

-Captain Kaliko.

-Hello. I'm the Doctor.

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-Martha and I...

-Why are they smashing the oil rigs?

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Told you, it's the 40th century.

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The oil corporations are sucking the solar system dry to feed demand.

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Petrol prices are through the roof

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and the colonies that can't afford to pay are dying.

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Aye. And the oil companies call us pirates.

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So you're smashing the rigs, siphoning off the petrol...I see.

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Robbing the rich to fuel the poor?

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-But that's brilliant!

-What d'you think we should do with them, Swabb?

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I don't no, Cap'n.

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Now, what I reckon is,

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to land up in a place like this, you dogs're either OilCorp spies

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or planning a spot of piratin' yourselves...

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Or indeed, none of the above...

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Either way, I don't want you on the Black Gold.

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So ahoy there, me heartless hearties,

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throw these sandlubbers overboard!

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Yeah...ahhh...

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Hold hard there, lads!

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Swabb, you swab! Is this mutiny?

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-Yesss!

-Never, Cap'n Kaliko, not mutiny!

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Nooo.

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I just wondered if they be OilCorp spies, mayhaps we dispose

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of the bodies by putting them inside one of the oil rigs? A-harr...

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Make it look like an accident?

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Yer not as empty-headed as you seems, Mr Mate!

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We'll use the one we just keelhauled!

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Aye-aye, Cap'n.

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Don't worry, Doctor, Martha. You're perfectly safe with me.

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-What's he up to?

-Hmmm...

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I don't think our Mr Swabb is all he's cracked up to be. I wonder...

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Said your prayers yet, Doctor?

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So, um, sorry, let me see if I've got this right?

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We somehow get inside this rig you've drained of oil, and then what?

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A quick blast from me mate Swabb's laser pistol,

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the remaining oil ignites...

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OilCorp find us dead inside.

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-Boiled in oil?

-That's murder!

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Accidents happen.

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Now, me hearties! The plank!

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-Careful with that!

-Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...me first.

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Thought Swabb would have made his move by now.

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-What move?

-He's no pirate.

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-If he thinks we're with this OilCorp, then my guess is...

-That he is too?

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Yeah. Fingers crossed. Ready!

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I like your style, Doctor.

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-Shame you have to die!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Now, let us go, or I'll destroy your ship!

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What, with that?

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No deal!

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I wish you weren't so obstinate, Kaliko. Oh, well.

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Why's it not working?

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Um, patience.

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Er...sand in the mechanism.

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Hang on...

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-Success!

-And?

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And hold on tight.

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OilCorp dog! You're damaging the Black Gold!

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We're actually on your side, Captain! We came here to save you!

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It's all right, Martha.

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The Captain's pirate days are over. I'm with OilCorp.

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Told you!

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And OilCorp have promised me a new body to replace this bag of bones.

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Same goes for you, me hearties, if you'll help me turn the Captain in!

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They'll never turn on me!

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Oh, no.

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Thing is, Captain, Swabb here seems to think Martha and I

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-are with OilCorp too...

-You're not?

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-No.

-You're not.

-No!

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Captain, we've come here to rescue you.

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-Why?

-Doesn't matter, Captain.

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You're time is up!

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Rigs! Attack!

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-Lucky they're not great shots!

-Define "lucky"!

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No! No, more precision.

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Fire with more... Waaaaghhh.

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Roll with it, Martha!

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Doctor? Doctor?

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-Aah!

-Forget it, he's gone.

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-But at least I can think of a good use for you.

-Oh, really!

-Yes.

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Look, me and the Doctor aren't here to cause you and OilCorp trouble.

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We're on a dead important mission. Gotta collect data chips.

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Stop this Baltazar stealing a big spaceship called the Infinite,

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which'll give him infinite power.

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And that's bad cos he's not a nice bloke. Oh, and Swabb?

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-Yeah?

-Um...behind you?

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Aye-aye!

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-Oooh, sorry!

-Doctor!

-Whoa...

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Will the vile dog live?

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The sand seemed soft, so it probably broke his fall.

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-I'll get you for this!

-Yup, he's OK.

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-You need some help?

-Could you?

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-Ow, oooh!

-Doctor, you said you'd come here for me.

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What exactly did you mean by that?

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-Ah.

-Well?

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Your earring, Captain.

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You know what it is, really?

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You're after the Infinite? You fool!

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Now, I was going offer you both a berth on my next ship,

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but seeing as you had an ulterior motive in rescuing me...

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There's only room for one in my lifeboat, anyhow.

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-Looks like she came down near the TARDIS.

-We have to catch her.

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If Baltazar gets that data chip, and finds the Infinite...

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He gets his heart's desire - destruction of you, me and Earth.

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Look! Aw, no.

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Surely the fall couldn't do that?

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No. She's been murdered.

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-Live by the cutlass, die by the cutlass, it seems.

-Doctor?

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I'm so sorry, Kaliko...but we've got what we came for, Martha.

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Let's see where we're going next.

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Hang on! There could be anything out there.

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Snakes like bendy buses, sabre-toothed gorillas. Anything!

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-Excellent!

-Right...that way is Main Street, so that's probably downtown.

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-Where's the lights?

-Lights?!

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City like this should be full of lights, especially at night.

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INSECTS BUZZ

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-Doctor! They're bugs!

-So I see, and they're about to swarm!

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Doctor! The bugs...

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Swarming...all around us...

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Go on! Get out of it!

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What's the matter with you two?

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-Doctor?

-I know.

-And what are you staring at?

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-Thank you. For the timely arrival. Mr, Um?

-Mergrass. Ulysees Mergrass.

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-Good thing the bugs listen to you.

-We have an understanding.

-I noticed.

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I'm here to provide their community, via their Queen, with protection.

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-SIREN WAILS

-What's that?

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What they need protecting from.

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-Hang on. Those are warplanes.

-What do you expect in a war zone?

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-BOTH:

-A war zone?!

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Sonic attack! Incoming!

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You know what? I think he's got the right idea.

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Martha? Martha! Look out!

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-Pretty, isn't it?

-If you like that sort of thing.

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Careful! Don't touch what isn't yours. Yet.

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Breakages must still be paid for.

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Besides which, they won't activate

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until I give your Queen this keycoder to switch everything on.

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You all right? Turns out the towers are built from dung, not rock.

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-But even so.

-Yeah, I'm fine.

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It's beautiful.

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Really beautiful.

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Well said, Martha Jones.

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Ah! Martha Jones, the Mantasphid Queen.

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The Mantasphid Queen, Ma'am, Martha Jones.

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-Your...Majesty?

-Spot on.

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As I was saying, these alien attackers...

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I hope you're not putting a business proposition, Doctor!

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The bidding is over. I won.

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Mergrass is correct, Doctor.

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We have our military adviser already, we do not need another.

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Oh. "Military adviser", is it?

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-Interesting euphemism for gun-running.

-Gun-running?

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In the crates.

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They've caught a pilot! Mergrass, they've caught a pilot!

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Stand well back. I want to see what it is you're fighting against.

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Oh. What are you?

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Crush it! Squash it!

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-Get it away from me!

-Wait, Doctor, it's...

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Trying to kill me, I know!

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No! It's panicking. Doctor, it's just frightened!

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Oh.

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Oh, oh, Martha, you're a marvel.

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Calm, calm, calm, calm. Hey, I'm not going to hurt you.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

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Training didn't prepare me!

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-I didn't...

-It's all right, it's all right, calm down.

0:20:550:20:58

-You're fine now.

-Sorry.

0:20:580:21:00

Suit got damaged when I came down.

0:21:000:21:02

No air left. I thought I was going to die. I don't want to die.

0:21:020:21:06

-Well, you didn't.

-Fleshy biped!

0:21:060:21:09

We must be protected from fleshy bipeds! Destroy them all!

0:21:090:21:13

You can destroy them, Your Majesty.

0:21:130:21:15

With the weapons you've bought.

0:21:150:21:17

-What's your name, pilot?

-Pilot Kelvin.

0:21:170:21:20

Well, Pilot Kelvin, what's wrong with you?

0:21:200:21:22

Picking a fight with a bunch of defenceless bugs?!

0:21:220:21:24

Eh? We didn't start it!

0:21:240:21:26

Yes, they did.

0:21:260:21:28

The fleshy bipeds have been trying to exterminate us! Wipe us out!

0:21:280:21:32

No! You don't understand.

0:21:320:21:34

This is my er... This... This was my home.

0:21:340:21:37

Where I was born, brought up.

0:21:370:21:39

We were here first!

0:21:390:21:40

Is this true?

0:21:400:21:43

This used to be a lovely place.

0:21:430:21:46

My parents had a homestead here.

0:21:460:21:48

Then the bugs arrived and drove the people out. I only joined up once...

0:21:480:21:52

Once my parents were killed.

0:21:520:21:54

Killed? Why?

0:21:540:21:56

Why did you attack?

0:21:560:21:57

So many lovely animals they had here.

0:21:570:22:02

So much lovely dung!

0:22:020:22:04

You invaded this planet for dung?!

0:22:040:22:06

It's one of the last fertile planets in the galaxy.

0:22:060:22:08

If it falls, there'll be a famine like you wouldn't believe.

0:22:080:22:12

Your Majesty, if I may?

0:22:120:22:14

My job here is done.

0:22:140:22:15

I've supplied you with the means to destroy your enemies.

0:22:150:22:19

Your contract stipulates final payment on delivery.

0:22:190:22:22

Did it?

0:22:220:22:24

Guess what, Mergrass. I lied!

0:22:240:22:27

There will be no payment!

0:22:270:22:30

Mantasphids don't make deals with fleshy bipeds.

0:22:300:22:34

Typical mantasphid. I should've listened to the others.

0:22:340:22:37

-What others?

-The prisoners. There was a mantasphid there, too.

0:22:370:22:41

Tipped me off about this little war, so I decided to do the deal.

0:22:410:22:46

-You were in prison?

-Good grief, no.

0:22:460:22:49

I was a broker, a dealer.

0:22:490:22:51

I'd get letters and gifts to the inmates, and in return...

0:22:510:22:55

You got well paid?

0:22:550:22:57

Of course.

0:22:570:22:58

But the governor always said that you could never trust a mantasphid.

0:22:580:23:02

The Governor of which prison was this? Volag-Noc perhaps?

0:23:020:23:06

-Volag-Noc? But isn't that where Baltazar was?

-You know of Baltazar?

0:23:060:23:11

AIR-RAID SIRENS WAIL

0:23:110:23:14

The fly-ships, they're coming back!

0:23:140:23:16

Bugs, defend us! They'll destroy us all.

0:23:160:23:19

We're going to die too unless we get away.

0:23:190:23:21

Forget it. You can't get far enough away.

0:23:210:23:24

-Why not?

-Because Earth Command can't afford to lose this planet!

0:23:240:23:28

You see, they'll even sacrifice me.

0:23:280:23:30

Your Majesty, there might still be a way.

0:23:330:23:35

Ah, Doctor.

0:23:350:23:37

This is a fleshy biped thing, is it not?

0:23:370:23:41

-"Never say die"?

-Yeah, exactly!

0:23:410:23:43

Fleshy bipeds are very stupid creatures.

0:23:430:23:47

But the fight goes on!

0:23:470:23:48

-We'll win this war yet!

-Pilot Kelvin!

0:23:480:23:50

What will they do to the city?

0:23:500:23:52

Well, the plan was spatial disintegration

0:23:520:23:55

of this 100-mile vector.

0:23:550:23:57

They're going to burn us out of space and time?

0:23:570:23:59

Kills all known bugs. Dead.

0:23:590:24:03

So we stand here while they vaporise us?

0:24:090:24:11

Mergrass, what do we do?

0:24:110:24:13

-You're asking me?

-You're my military adviser!

0:24:130:24:16

You know tactics! You know weapons! Help us!

0:24:160:24:19

I'd have happily helped you when I thought I was getting paid

0:24:190:24:22

but without this, the weapons are useless.

0:24:220:24:25

And without my money, you get nothing.

0:24:250:24:29

Mergrass! Mergrass! Come back!

0:24:290:24:33

We need to keep track of Mergrass.

0:24:330:24:35

He has the data chip we need to continue this treasure hunt.

0:24:350:24:38

It is decided.

0:24:380:24:41

How do we surrender to the fleshy bipeds?

0:24:410:24:46

At last. Pilot Kelvin, have you got a communications system?

0:24:460:24:49

Inside my helmet, sir! But it was damaged when I crashed.

0:24:490:24:52

Oh, we'll soon have that sorted.

0:24:520:24:54

Hurry! Hurry! We want to surrender!

0:24:540:24:57

Doctor, there's no protocol for negotiation with the Mantasphids.

0:24:570:25:00

-Then make one!

-I can't. They invaded our homes, killed our families.

0:25:000:25:04

They're also living sentient beings that have a right to exist.

0:25:040:25:07

Maybe not here, but somewhere.

0:25:070:25:09

'Mantasphid hive destruction commences in 60 seconds.'

0:25:090:25:12

-Oooh, that's not good.

-Please, Doctor. Hurry.

0:25:120:25:15

Doctor! Listen, if the bugs can't surrender, surely we can, can't we?

0:25:150:25:20

-You are brilliant! Pilot, tell them to open up a visual channel.

-Control!

0:25:200:25:26

This is Pilot Kelvin, imperative you

0:25:260:25:28

-open a visual link to this system. Please respond.

-Roger.

0:25:280:25:32

Hurry, Doctor!

0:25:320:25:34

Ahoy there, ye Earth Command nobodies!

0:25:340:25:39

You got Doctor Vile,

0:25:390:25:41

pirate o' the constellations, givin' you a big white flag!

0:25:410:25:46

Fact is, me an' me mad mucker Martha here...

0:25:460:25:50

Arr! Arr! Arr!

0:25:500:25:53

Um, no. No, don't, don't do that.

0:25:530:25:55

We've been rulin' over these insect raiders, held their Queenie hostage!

0:25:550:26:02

But, we has to admit, you got us beaten.

0:26:020:26:05

Come on in and get us.

0:26:050:26:07

We surrender! That should do it.

0:26:070:26:13

What have you done, Doctor?

0:26:130:26:15

Taken the rap for you, Queenie. Ended your war!

0:26:150:26:18

-They'll never believe it.

-You reckon?

0:26:180:26:20

All units, hive destruction cancelled.

0:26:200:26:23

Your priority now is to apprehend male human, codename "Doctor Vile"!

0:26:230:26:27

How can we thank you, Doctor?

0:26:270:26:31

Easy. Work with the humans, not against them.

0:26:310:26:34

-Young Kelvin here could make a great ambassador.

-Me?

0:26:340:26:37

Listen, Your Majesty, the humans' farms will need power.

0:26:370:26:40

Light and heat are hard to come by in an oil-starved universe, right?

0:26:400:26:44

-And you're naturally phosphorescent.

-Think you can make a deal?

0:26:440:26:47

And you'll get all the dung you could ever want!

0:26:470:26:49

Brilliant! So what's next?

0:26:490:26:52

We skedaddle out of here before Kelvin's mates arrive.

0:26:520:26:55

Good luck, everyone.

0:26:550:26:57

What now? Catch up with Mergrass and go?

0:26:590:27:02

Oh, we've found him.

0:27:020:27:04

Oh, no! No!

0:27:040:27:07

Sudden dehydration.

0:27:070:27:08

-Take the data chip, and let's go.

-We can't just leave him!

0:27:140:27:17

-It's like Captain Kaliko all over again.

-Isn't it just?

0:27:170:27:20

But Martha, we can't stay!

0:27:200:27:22

We're criminals, remember?

0:27:220:27:24

Next data chip located!

0:27:280:27:30

It's... Ah. It's... Oooh.

0:27:300:27:32

-Where? Is it bad?

-You wearing thermals?

0:27:320:27:35

Come on, you.

0:27:380:27:40

Where are we going?

0:27:400:27:42

Where are we, full stop?

0:27:420:27:43

Well, we've now met two people from the prison on Volag-Noc, right?

0:27:430:27:47

Right, but there's no prison here!

0:27:470:27:50

You were saying?

0:27:500:27:52

Doctor!

0:27:520:27:54

I thought you'd never get here!

0:27:570:27:59

Er, we're visitors.

0:28:010:28:02

Visitors, mind! Oi!

0:28:020:28:04

This item is confiscated.

0:28:040:28:07

-What?

-Scanning for malfeasance.

0:28:070:28:11

-No convictions. No confirmation of criminal activity.

-Well, obviously.

0:28:110:28:17

Scanning.

0:28:170:28:19

3,005 outstanding convictions...

0:28:190:28:22

-That many?

-..With 6,000 more to be taken into consideration.

-Doctor?

0:28:220:28:27

-It's an unfair cop!

-Prison Cell 8447.

0:28:270:28:29

Doctor!

0:28:300:28:33

The governor will see you now.

0:28:330:28:35

Oh, good. Great. I think.

0:28:350:28:38

Ooh. Hello, you're clearly an android and I'm your new cell-mate!

0:28:400:28:45

-You all right?

-It hurts!

0:28:480:28:52

I'm the Doctor. Tell me the trouble.

0:28:520:28:55

Interesting.

0:28:570:28:59

You're the governor? There's been a mistake.

0:28:590:29:02

We don't make mistakes on Volag-Noc. Safe!

0:29:020:29:04

But my friend's been...

0:29:040:29:08

Close. You were saying?

0:29:090:29:12

-I...

-Ah, yes, your "friend".

0:29:120:29:17

We're still collating charges, but he's been a very naughty boy.

0:29:170:29:20

Minor traffic violations, 1,400 counts.

0:29:200:29:23

Evading library fines, 250 counts.

0:29:230:29:27

C'mon, that's nothing serious!

0:29:270:29:29

Planetary demolition.

0:29:290:29:31

-How many counts?

-17. No, 18.

0:29:310:29:34

-Ouch.

-And all dating back... 3,000 years?!

0:29:340:29:39

Well, I'm sure he had his reasons.

0:29:390:29:42

Maybe, but these charges have been extracted from his own brain.

0:29:420:29:45

He knows what he's guilty of. And they've earned him... Let's see...

0:29:450:29:49

two billion years in prison.

0:29:490:29:51

-Two billion?!

-He really should have taken back those library books.

0:29:510:29:55

Hang on, there's more.

0:29:550:29:57

There's something here about a "Doctor Vile", wanted for piracy.

0:29:570:30:02

As well as his accomplice.

0:30:020:30:04

You!

0:30:040:30:05

So anyway, Caw then said - did I mention Caw before?

0:30:130:30:16

Big, metal, bird, eats gold for breakfast -

0:30:160:30:19

anyway, he told us that Baltazar is after the Infinite,

0:30:190:30:22

the starship that has the power to create your heart's desire.

0:30:220:30:26

Baltazar - nasty flea, used to live here.

0:30:260:30:28

Anyway, we have to chase around, stopping him...

0:30:280:30:30

-Ow!

-Oooh, sorry! Sorry.

0:30:300:30:33

Hang on,

0:30:330:30:34

-you've been inhibited!

-I have.

0:30:340:30:37

-You couldn't commit a crime if you tried!

-I could not.

0:30:370:30:41

you shouldn't be here at all! Oh, I'm not having this.

0:30:410:30:43

-Thank you.

-Right, we'll have to dig our way out.

0:30:460:30:49

Don't suppose you've concealed a teaspoon? I lost mine.

0:30:490:30:53

There's a more direct way.

0:30:530:30:54

Now.

0:30:540:30:57

-Oooh!

-What was that?

0:30:570:31:02

Warder, what's up with the lights?

0:31:020:31:04

Power fluctuation detected, Governor.

0:31:040:31:06

A cell has been opened from within.

0:31:060:31:08

-Opened? Where?

-Cell 8447.

-That cell is off-limits.

0:31:080:31:14

Didn't your tin pet there put the Doctor in Cell 8447?

0:31:140:31:17

No, I gave explicit orders no-one was to be put in with the gover...

0:31:170:31:21

The governor, were you going to say?

0:31:210:31:23

I saw the data chip in your safe!

0:31:230:31:25

If you're not the governor, who are you?

0:31:250:31:27

Don't you get it? He's escaped.

0:31:270:31:30

Your friend's let him out!

0:31:300:31:32

And we've only been here five minutes! Nice one, Doctor.

0:31:320:31:35

No.

0:31:390:31:41

What's doing that?

0:31:470:31:50

Locke.

0:31:500:31:51

Hello, Martha Jones! You'll never guess who I'm with!

0:31:530:31:56

The real governor?

0:31:560:31:58

Oh, you guessed! Thing is, if Locke here is the governor, who are you?

0:31:580:32:02

Warder!

0:32:020:32:04

You don't know what you've done, letting him out.

0:32:060:32:09

Hang on, hold this for a moment, will you?

0:32:090:32:12

But there's nothing on it!

0:32:120:32:13

It's psychic, and it tells me you're "Constantine Ethelred Gurney.

0:32:130:32:17

"Prisoner" Aha! Convicted of blackmail, fraud...blah, blah, blah,

0:32:170:32:21

blah, blah, released... Released?!

0:32:210:32:23

I did my time, I got let out, I broke back in.

0:32:230:32:26

That's new. Why?

0:32:260:32:29

Because of him! Living here in luxury.

0:32:290:32:32

He's an android. He doesn't even need it.

0:32:320:32:34

But me, there are people across the seven galaxies

0:32:340:32:38

who still want my head on a plate, putting my face on Wanted posters.

0:32:380:32:42

"Wanted Dead or Alive" open brackets, "preferably dead".

0:32:420:32:45

-Close brackets. I get the picture.

-There was this guy I met.

0:32:450:32:48

Sold me a nifty little program on the warders.

0:32:480:32:51

They saw me as Locke, and Locke as me.

0:32:510:32:53

This "guy", name of Mergrass?

0:32:530:32:56

You know him! Great guy.

0:32:560:32:58

Anyway, I kept Locke safely locked up, until you come along!

0:32:580:33:02

Free.

0:33:050:33:06

At last, Gurney.

0:33:060:33:09

Now, now, Mr Locke, we had a deal.

0:33:090:33:11

No deals. Creatures like Gurney are beyond redemption.

0:33:110:33:15

Their rehabilitation is pointless.

0:33:150:33:19

Warder. All the prisoners in Volag-Noc are beyond rehabilitation.

0:33:190:33:24

They must die.

0:33:240:33:26

Commencing cell sterilisation.

0:33:260:33:27

On your command.

0:33:270:33:31

-You can't!

-Stop it! Stop it now! It's not their fault.

0:33:310:33:34

-It's the only way to cure them.

-Safe!

0:33:340:33:37

It's the only way.

0:33:390:33:42

It's the only way.

0:33:420:33:44

-Doctor, the prisoners!

-I'm on it.

0:33:440:33:48

Gurney, how do we stop it? I need that program Mergrass sold you

0:33:480:33:51

so the Warders won't take Locke's orders any more!

0:33:510:33:53

Not my problem. I'm getting out of here!

0:33:530:33:55

-The data chip!

-Gurney! Stop. Stop!

0:33:550:33:59

Order terminated.

0:34:020:34:04

Oh, yes! Skill.

0:34:040:34:06

Now, where's my sonic screwdriver?

0:34:060:34:08

Mind. You'll do yourself a damage.

0:34:110:34:14

There's nowhere to run, Gurney!

0:34:190:34:21

Got to get away from here.

0:34:210:34:23

Gurney?

0:34:230:34:26

-Gurney?

-Greener than a seasick kitten, aren't you?

0:34:260:34:30

-Take me with you, in your ship!

-I can't fly the TARDIS.

-Is that so?

0:34:300:34:34

Then you're no use to me, are...

0:34:340:34:36

It can't be.

0:34:380:34:40

What?

0:34:400:34:41

Revenge!

0:34:420:34:44

Finally!

0:34:440:34:46

Baltazar!

0:34:460:34:49

The final data chip,

0:34:490:34:51

-at last!

-Gurney, no!

0:34:510:34:54

Caw!

0:34:570:34:59

Oh, no, you don't.

0:35:010:35:04

-Caw?

-Sorry, Miss Martha.

0:35:040:35:08

Caw's been a dirty birdie.

0:35:080:35:12

So you were working with him all the time, weren't you?

0:35:120:35:16

You sent us on this hunt for the data chips, on his orders.

0:35:160:35:19

I'm sorry.

0:35:190:35:20

It's the gold, see.

0:35:200:35:23

He promised me all the gold I could eat.

0:35:230:35:29

Caw!

0:35:290:35:30

Gurney, he got me right in the fusion chamber.

0:35:310:35:36

I'm done for now.

0:35:360:35:38

There must be something I can do.

0:35:380:35:41

There's not.

0:35:410:35:43

Doctor! Doctor, we have to help him, we have to do something please.

0:35:430:35:47

Caw runs on gold fusion.

0:35:470:35:50

Once his reactor's burned out, that's it.

0:35:500:35:53

Va...

0:35:530:35:55

va...

0:35:550:35:57

voom.

0:35:570:35:59

Caw?

0:36:000:36:02

Caw!

0:36:020:36:04

Good afternoon, Doctor. We have some unfinished business!

0:36:040:36:09

Get in. Turn around.

0:36:120:36:15

-Hands in the air!

-So, how'd you find us?

0:36:150:36:17

-It's very tricky to track a TARDIS.

-I had insider information.

0:36:170:36:21

-Have you met Squawk?

-My brooch!

0:36:210:36:24

Aw, no.

0:36:240:36:26

This little accessory has helped me track you every step of the way.

0:36:260:36:31

Fly away, birdie.

0:36:310:36:34

-Squawk!

-An accessory to murder.

-Surely that's you, Doctor?

0:36:340:36:38

You needed a little bit of help, collecting the data chips.

0:36:380:36:41

I knew my poor old cell-mates, who told me all about the Infinite,

0:36:410:36:45

would never willingly give you theirs.

0:36:450:36:47

First, there was Kaliko.

0:36:470:36:50

Then, there was Mergrass. Now, he dried up very quickly.

0:36:520:36:56

And that was Gurney's. Pick it up.

0:37:000:37:04

This is why you needed me, isn't it?

0:37:040:37:06

You knew only my TARDIS could track each data chip from planet to planet.

0:37:060:37:10

I knew only you'd have something

0:37:100:37:12

that could read data chips older than recorded history itself.

0:37:120:37:15

Off you go.

0:37:150:37:17

The Hesperus Galaxy.

0:37:280:37:30

Next.

0:37:300:37:33

And that'll be the Ceres system.

0:37:330:37:35

-It's a map!

-Telling us the location of the Infinite.

0:37:350:37:39

Keep going.

0:37:390:37:41

I spy...

0:37:410:37:44

asteroid 7574...B? Yeah, B.

0:37:440:37:48

Set your controls. We're going.

0:37:480:37:50

-This isn't a taxi!

-Set the controls, or Miss Martha gets skewered.

0:37:500:37:56

Look, Baltazar, the Infinite - it's a myth, a legend.

0:37:560:38:00

But even if it does exist, even if it contains

0:38:000:38:03

a fraction of the power everyone claims, it'll consume you.

0:38:030:38:07

-Destroy you!

-No, it'll give me my heart's desire, Doctor.

0:38:070:38:13

So set the controls.

0:38:130:38:16

That's the course laid in?

0:38:220:38:24

-Yes.

-And all you have to do is push the button?

0:38:240:38:27

-Well, more or less.

-Then I don't need you any more, do I?

0:38:270:38:30

-Er...

-No! Doctor!

0:38:300:38:34

Martha?

0:38:450:38:46

No!

0:38:490:38:50

Martha!

0:38:500:38:52

MARTHA!

0:38:520:38:53

He'll be back.

0:38:570:38:59

He's 1,000 light years away, alone in the cold.

0:38:590:39:04

We won't be seeing him again for a while,

0:39:040:39:07

not before I get my heart's desire anyway.

0:39:070:39:10

She's huge.

0:39:190:39:22

The wreck of the Infinite.

0:39:220:39:24

At last.

0:39:240:39:26

She was smashed to bits centuries back.

0:39:290:39:32

Flotsam spread out over half the galaxy.

0:39:320:39:35

Found out on Volag-Noc that Kaliko,

0:39:350:39:37

Mergrass and Gurney had all come by bits of the flight recorder.

0:39:370:39:41

Aw, and they wouldn't share them with you?!

0:39:410:39:45

Not even with each other.

0:39:450:39:46

I guess X marks the spot?

0:39:460:39:49

In you go.

0:39:490:39:50

You're looking for the hold.

0:39:590:40:01

The hold? Won't that be... Aah!

0:40:010:40:05

Down, yup.

0:40:050:40:07

Diagnosis: no bones broken.

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Well, that's something.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Doctor!

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I knew it! I knew you'd be back!

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Wait a minute, how?

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Girl?

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Girly?

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Martha?

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Watch out below!

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-What?

-Ahoy there! Meet Squawk!

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All grown up now! Squawk!

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We haven't... We haven't quite got the hang of landing yet!

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Doctor?

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Out for the count, Squawk!

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And I thought I could rely on you, at least.

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Doctor says you're a bad influence, like y'were on me Dad!

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And now I've exactly what you need.

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Gold. Lots and lots of lovely, glittering gold.

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Keep you fed for years.

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-Squawk!

-Oi!

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What do I keep on telling you? Don't listen to the villains!

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That hurt.

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Where is she? Where's Martha?

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But what about the treasure?

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The heart's desire.

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Of course.

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You're not the Doctor.

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My heart's desire indeed.

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Excuse me, I think that's my friend you're scaring.

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Hiya! Can you make him go away?

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That's up to you, I'm afraid. You conjured him up.

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But how am I supposed to...?

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-Heart's desire.

-I don't believe I walked into this.

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Gotcha! I said "I don't believe this!"

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Oh, yes!

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Oh, don't even try to find my heart's desire.

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Hello, you.

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Proper you.

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Aren't you going to ask how I got here?

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And about my adventures on Volag-Noc?

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I bottle-fed Squawk with molten gold

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and reprogrammed Locke to run a better prison?

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It's been three years, you know.

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-Three years?

-Well, two and three-quarters.

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Regained a bit by flying past light-speed.

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-Light-speed? How?

-I gave Squawk's engine a bit of pep.

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-Bit of zing. Bit of...

-Va-va-voom!

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-Yeah.

-I knew you'd be back.

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So, this is the Infinite.

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Every pirate and freebooter and treasure-hunter

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dreams of being the one to find this.

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Their heart's desire.

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What did it show you, by the way?

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Doesn't matter. Didn't work on me.

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Anyway, whatever power this place had is fading away daily.

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Whole ship's held together by wishes and hopes.

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There's nothing living here?

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Not now. One of the Great Old Ones was once.

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It died out here, alone and lost.

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Screaming its rage and fury into the solitude

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until its unique power dissipated.

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Just left a little fading echo,

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enough to give us a glimpse of our heart's desires.

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LAUGHTER

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-Oh, no.

-Gold!

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Diamonds! Treasure, Doctor, enough treasure to buy me a new ship.

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A whole fleet, and I can destroy you, Earth,

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Volag-Noc and everything in between.

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Be scourge of the Galaxy again? Is that the best you can think of?

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It's not real. It's just an echo of the power.

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He's not listening, Martha.

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Ship's so old and rusted, just held together by wishful thinking.

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What?

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Come on, Captain Useless.

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Sorry, full up. There'll be another one along in a minute.

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No! Doctor, you can't leave me here!

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I know he was rotten to the core, but still...

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Oh, I left him a way out.

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Whoa!

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Squawk!

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Course, it'd only matter

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if I didn't know exactly where Squawk was going to drop him off.

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Curse you, Doctor! Curse you!

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Searching for your heart's desire, Martha.

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Never been all it's cracked up to be.

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Now, then, Martha Jones.

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-Another job for you.

-Oh, yes?

-Yes.

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Start giving me some random numbers.

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-Oh, not again.

-Come on, it'll be fun!

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When have I ever let you down? Ha, ha, ha, ha!

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