Ahoy! 3rd and Bird

WHISTLING

# 3rd

# 3rd & Bird Where the birdies meet

# Just above the street To sing twiddly-dee... #

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# 3rd

# 3rd & Bird

# Where a bird or two Can play peek-a-boo

-# On the avenue... #

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ALL: # On 3rd, 3rd, 3rd 3rd & Bird. #

Ah, just another normal day on 3rd & Bird.

I'm raking leaves, Muffin's playing blocks,

Rudy's on her tyre swing

and Mr Beakman's dressed as a pirate.

Wait... What?

Mr Beakman!

Beaky?

Ah, Samuel, Rudy, Muffin.

A lovely day for pirating, wouldn't you say?

But, Mr B, why are you dressed as a pirate?

Hmm? Oh, well, you see, Rudy, I found this map,

which will lead me to...buried treasure.

Buried treasure?

Can we help you find the buried treasure, Mr Beakman?

Muffin pirate!

Well, being a pirate is a serious matter.

It takes hard work, perseverance and most of all, a pirate hat.

Not to worry, Mr B,

-I've got it all taken care of.

-Splendid!

Then, by all means, children, come pirating with me.

-ALL:

-Wa-hay!

# Today I am a pirate As indeed are you

# And there is only one thing That as pirates we must do

# Search for buried treasure

# For business or for pleasure?

# Both, I guarantee Come pirating with me... #

THEY WHISTLE

# We have our pirate outfits

# With a wide brim on the cap A-harr!

# Now all we need to do Is consult the treasure map. #

Now, let's see, if north is this way... Oh, that's upside-down.

# It says to go this way

# Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-hay!

# Hurry up, you three Come pirating with me. #

Ha-harr!

-# I can't wait to find the buried treasure... #

-Yay!

Yay? Pirates say "Arrr!"

ALL: Arrr!

Very good, carry on.

-# I can't wait to find the buried treasure.

-Arrr!

# What sort of treasure is it, Mr B?

-# Maybe toys

-Or gold doubloons

# Or polka-dotted pantaloons

# I don't know, it's a mystery

# We'll have to wait and see

# So come pirating with me. #

Here we are, me hearties, Pirate Cove.

Brilliant, now where's that treasure?

Well, according to this map, the treasure is here, on the X.

So all we need to do is find the X and then we'll find the treasure.

Muffin find X, Muffin find X!

Let's all spread out and find it.

Remember, X marks the spot.

THEY WHISTLE

-# We'll search along the beach

-The treasure's within reach

# Locating it shouldn't prove complex

-# It's got to be around

-Somewhere in the ground... Ooof!

# All we have to do is find the X... # Arrgh!

Ahem, I mean, arrr!

# X marks the spot

# It isn't much to go on But we'll go on what we've got

-# Muffin find treasure?

-No, Muffin did not

# But don't despair We'll find it where...

# X marks the spot! #

# Samuel, any luck Looking through the muck?

# No, and could you take that off your head? #

I rather like it.

# Muffin no find So sit on behind

# I'd join you But I think I'll run instead... #

Eek! I mean, arrr!

# X marks the spot

-# We haven't found out where it is

-Only where it's not

-# We tried to search the whole beach

-But it turns out there's a lot

# Keep on trying, I give up

# X marks the spot! #

THEY WHISTLE

Ouch!

Well, did any birdie find the X?

-No.

-No.

-Me neither.

But it has to be around here somewhere.

We'll just keep...

Children, I'm afraid it's hopeless. We'll never find the X.

Or the treasure.

HE SOBS

There, there.

But, Mr Beakman, you can't give up now.

You're a pirate, remember?

That's where you're wrong, Samuel.

I'm simply not cut out to be a pirate.

-ALL: Uh!

-Beaky!

# I tried to be a pirate So I wore this pirate hat

# And a pair of pirate trousers Hah, so much for that

# How silly, what folly For the one and only measure

# Of a pirate true is whether you Can find the buried treasure

# I'm simply not cut out to be a pirate

# I cannot find the X upon this map

# Mr Beakman, wait It's really not too late

# You're simply not the pirate sort of chap. #

-Beaky.

-Yes, my dear?

Something on your nose.

# I'm simply not cut out to be a pirate

# As I very gladly will attest

# Children, come along I've finished with my song

# And I have failed us in our pirate quest

-# For I'm...

-For he's...

BOTH: # Simply not cut out to be a pirate. #

Ho-ho, nice meeting you.

Mr Beakman is really upset that we couldn't find the X.

Yeah, I've never seen someone so upset they couldn't find an X.

I think it's the treasure he's upset about.

Come on, Muffin.

Hmm, Muffin coming, Sam'l.

Uh... Sam'l, 'Udy, Beaky,

Muffin find X, Muffin find X!

Muffin, you did find the X!

It's a shadow, brilliant!

Uh, could it be?

Why, yes, yes, this is it, children!

X marks the spot, ha-ha!

What now, Beaky?

Now, my little treasure hunters, we dig.

-ALL:

-Yay!

-Ahem.

-Arrr!

That's more like it.

Now, let's dig right where the X is, so we can find the buried treasure.

# Dig, dig, dig, me hearties

# Dig right where you stand

# Let us see what we can find Beneath the golden sand

-# Digging's pretty tiring work

-Though I know what to do

-Yes?

# We'll get the job done faster If you start digging too... #

Oh, why yes, of course.

# So dig, dig, dig, me captain

# Dig and never stop

# Until we find the treasure I'll dig until I drop

# Dig, dig, dig, me dears

# We'll dig and dig for sure And when we think we've dug enough

# We'll dig and dig some more

# Dig, dig, dig, me hearties Just as we had planned

# Let us see what we can find Beneath the golden sand

# Let us see what we can find Beneath the golden sand! #

We did it, we found the treasure!

Spicy!

Would you do the honours, Mr B?

Indeed, Rudy.

Why, it's, it's...birdseed!

Oh, and it's marvellous.

ALL: Arrr!

-This looks delicious.

-Yummy!

# Different is good

# If we were all the same It would be a shame

-# Cos different is good

-Oh, yeah

# We wouldn't change it if we could

# It's part of the neighbourhood

# We're different And different is good! #