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# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay

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# It can change

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# There's good days

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# And bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now 4 o'clock. #

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-RAPS: Gonna begin this morning with a grin.

-With a grin

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-Finally feel as if I'm fitting in

-I'm fitting in

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Back in this place I used to hate so much

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-But I guess every doggy has its day, bro, touch.

-Yep

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Now I'm sampling respect I worked harder to get

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Kids and teachers even, feeling the Carter effect

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So cool, man, I'm cool to the touch

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-Even stroll past Byron

-Yo, man, what's up?

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And I'm rocking a grin just like a crocodile

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Like I know nine's the number of my club

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I want to climb up to the top and shout

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I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now

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BELL RING The school bell, what a sound

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Now I think I'll miss it when I'm not around

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Hear that chat? I'm the one they're on about

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I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now.

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-I reckon everything is slotting into place.

-Into place

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-Can't hide it, you can see it in my face.

-In my face

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Got my teachers in my pocket and not one can handle me

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Basically I'm on a roll like a slice of ham and cheese

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And believe that I'm never gonna stop

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Long as big brother's happy to

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Pressure's off, just watch

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Got Elmsbury right where I want

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Little lovely spot tucked under my thumb

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I'm rocking a grin just like a crocodile

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Like I know nine's the number of my club

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I want to climb up to the top and shout

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I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now

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-BELL RINGS

-The school bell, what a sound

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Now I think I'll miss it when I'm not around

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Hear that chat? I'm the one they're on about

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It's me, I'm feeling like nothing can stop me now.

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Yeah, do you remember that?

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Are you going to be supervising the school disco, sir?

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Are you joking? Why would I put myself through that?

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You were in the music business?

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I was a rapper, not a clown.

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The teachers have to dance together. They look more stupid than usual.

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I don't envy the person getting that job.

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Me? I was a rapper, not a clown.

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Yes, I'm sure there's a difference.

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Unfortunately, you missed the meeting where we nominated you.

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So you're rotaed. Unless you can find someone to swap with.

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Good luck with that.

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Think of it as payback for the havoc you used to cause.

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Flooding the toilets? Blowing the power?

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That plague of locusts.

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That wasn't me, that was Darryl Hibbitt.

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He bred them to feed his lizards.

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Enjoy the disco, Mr Carter.

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Oi, Rooney. take it outside!

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Ooh...

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THEY LAUGH

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Right. Give me the ball.

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What ball?

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The ball. The ball.

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The ball you have.

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-I don't have a ball, sir.

-You've got it. Give it to me.

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I ain't got a ball, sir!

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Give me the ball.

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I don't have the ball.

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No, I have it. And you'll get it back at the end of the day.

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In detention.

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Kids, eh?

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Ah...

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must be hard being a supply teacher.

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Always the victim. Easy target.

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Kids thinking you're an idiot all the time.

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-I don't really know about that.

-They do, trust me.

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It's a shame they never get to see the real you.

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The man behind the maths.

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Hmmm.

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Have you ever considered supervising the school disco?

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-You should definitely ask her to the disco.

-You reckon?

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Yeah. Music, flashing lights, free cups of juice. girls love all that!

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Cups of juice? You know nothing about girls.

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Girls are queuing up to go with me.

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But my mum says I've got to play my cello at this concert.

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I didn't know you played the cello.

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No, because this is my PE bag we're sat on(!)

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Oh yeah, sure.

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-Going to ask her, or what?

-Ask who what?

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-Dopey wants to ask Zoe-Marie to the disco.

-Zoe-Marie?!

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-She's out of my league?

-You're mental. Why do you want to take her?

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I dunno. I've fancied her for ages. I don't know how to ask her out.

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-He needs to write her a poem.

-A poem?!

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It doesn't have to be a poem. A series of love letters. Or a song.

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You total div.

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Look, just ask her.

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What would I say, though?

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Zoe-Marie, would you go to the disco with me?

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For a date.

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Yeah, all right. Call for me at 6:30. Don't be late. Dress proper!

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Nathan, I just wanted to say thanks.

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-Hey, no worries.

-No.

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No, it was really good of you to swap with me over the disco.

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You know the two supervising teachers have to dance together?

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Yeah, I might have heard something about that.

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-Melanie says she'll teach me how to salsa.

-Melanie?

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Yes, Miss Poppy. She's the other supervisor.

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We'll be dancing together.

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We're going to have to meet up and practise. A lot.

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A lot?

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Yes, she's coming over to my place tonight.

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A bit of salsa, some nibbles,

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open a bottle of wine.

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Should be a nice evening.

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You know, maybe we were a bit hasty when we decided to...

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Yes,

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I really am very grateful, Nathan.

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Very grateful.

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Ash, mate, I'm sorry. I would never ask Zoe-Marie out on purpose.

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Yeah, right! You've stolen her from right in front of me.

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No. I'll talk to her. Tell her it was a mistake.

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What!? And hurt her feelings? You can't!

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You're lucky she's giving you a chance.

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But...

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Well, she is pretty hot.

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Yeah, but it's Zoe-Marie.

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Exactly!

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Well. I s'pose she's pretty fit.

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You could do a lot worse.

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Yeah, but... Me and her together? Seriously?

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Well, I suppose seeing as she thinks I'm taking her,

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might as well give it a go. Hey.

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Whatcha mean by that?! Don't be coming onto me all like "Hey"!

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Get off my case! Just cos we're goin' on a date doesn't mean

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you have the right to come up to me.

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Would you like it if I suddenly came up to you all "Hey!"?

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-Would ya like that? Would ya?

-Well I...

-No! So leave it out!

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And when you call for me, bring flowers, yeah?

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Yeah. I'm not sure I'm that into to her after all.

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Hey, how would you like to come to the disco with me? Like, as a date?

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Are you all right there?

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-What's up?

-Nothing.

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Well, if it's nothing, no worries.

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All right. It is something.

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Say there's this girl, and I asked her out to the disco. By accident.

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Anyway, I've changed my mind.

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So, you got cold feet,

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-you don't know what to do.

-Yeah, maybe.

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Well, I mean, what if,

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what if it's just you being afraid of something new, man?

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-I mean, with girls it's a whole new world opening up.

-It's Zoe-Marie.

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Zoe-Marie? You are dead.

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Honestly, though, Josh, if you're going to dump someone,

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-you got to face the consequences. It's going to be tough.

-You think(?)

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Yeah, you're going to need courage,

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maybe even an ambulance.

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When it comes to girls you got to put the effort in. Yeah?

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Thanks. I'll think about it.

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'When it comes to girls you got to put the effort in.'

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Hello, gorgeous.

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How would you like to come to the disco with me?

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You know, as a date?

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I'll think about it.

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Hey, Josh, here she comes. Sure you don't want to chicken out?

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No, let's get it over with.

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Hey! Not hey. Zoe-Marie.

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Can we have a word?

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I don't know, what about?

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Well, I was just thinking,

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maybe it's not such a good idea that we go to the disco together.

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I mean, we'd still both go,

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just not as...

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Are you...? Are you crying?

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Why does it always happen to me? Why do I always get dumped?

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Oh, no.

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-I didn't mean...

-Didn't mean what?

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I didn't mean I was going to dump you.

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I just meant that we should go and then meet inside,

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so we wouldn't go together, but we'd still be together.

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So we're still on a date?

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Yes. Of course. Course we are.

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Jimmy, hey...

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Oh, right, I'll tell you how it went with Melanie. Very well.

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Very well.

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No, I wasn't talking about that, I...

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Really? That well?

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Oh yeah. She's got some great moves, Nathan. Great moves.

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Right.

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Jimmy, the school disco,

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I don't know if you realise how difficult supervising it is.

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Some of the behaviour can be really...

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Can you stop doing that?

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Oh, right, sorry. What?

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I was just saying, some of the kids, they have been known

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to block the toilets, blow fuses.

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There was one incident with Darryl Hibbitt and some locusts.

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-When?

-A while back.

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But, you know, he's still around, still...

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breeding lizards.

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So I was thinking, maybe we could swap back.

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You mean, you dance with Miss Poppy?

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-No, I was thinking more the behavioural side.

-Really?

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I don't blame you, Nathan, but I saw her first, so hands off.

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What? No, you didn't.

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I'm thinking I'll sweep her off her feet.

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After our dance, if you know what I mean.

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You should come along. Watch us set the dancefloor on fire.

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How can I come?

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Hey! I can't just show up at the disco.

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What kind of teacher...? Jimmy?

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-RAPPING:

-What? Ooh... Oh... What? Ooh... Oh...

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What? Ooh... Oh... What? Ooh... Oh...

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-That's that sound and it goes

-What? Ooh... Oh...

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That's the sound of pure frustration

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Like how you feel when you're just waiting

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In a bus station, for a ride that never comes

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And you're feeling like you can't rely on anyone

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But what's even worse for me, what's so lame

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Is I can't even rely on my own brain

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Cos it won't make the right decision

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Now I got to watch Janucek and Mel harmonizing with him

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On the dancefloor, this ain't what I asked for

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Man, I feel like an inflatable dartboard

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Useless, cos Mel's even further away than she was on my very first day

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Want to tell her how I feel, but how close can I get

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When I'm up against a bloke like Janucek?

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Unless I go over his head, talk to the man running the show instead

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-So I won't go...

-Ooh... Oh...

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What? Ooh... Oh...

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-That's that sound and it goes

-What? Ooh... Oh...

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-Can I help you, Mr Carter?

-It's about the disco.

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Ah yes... I hear you managed to con Mr Janucek into swapping.

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About that. I'm not sure he'll be able to cope...

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And your point is?

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You know how the disco can get.

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Some of the kids at this school... Like the regulars in detention -

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without me there, they could cause a lot of trouble.

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A LOT. More maybe than even I used to.

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Yes, I see - the 4 O'Clock Club regulars combined with Mr Janucek,

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it's a disaster waiting to happen...

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So, they're all banned from the disco! That should sort it out.

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-Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

-But...

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Was there something else?

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No... Nothing at all.

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-RAPPING:

-No... Well... Urgh... Ah...

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No... Well... Urgh... Ah...

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That's the worst sound by far

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No... Well... Urgh... Ah...

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That's the sound of pure guilt

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And you'll never know how raw you'll feel

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Till you do wrong by someone for real

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And it's too late to cry for your spilt milk

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Only thought about myself, now the kids lose out

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Look at them, what do I do now?

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Pumps and black skirt, or pink dress and dark shoes?

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Hey, Molly, you got to copy my dance moves

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What? I'm not doing that, I'll look like a melon

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Hey! How'd you like a date with a legend?

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How do I tell them that it's off cos of me?

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They won't be the happy kids I want them to be

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I won't sleep if I can't fix this

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Plus I'll be on every single child's hit list

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And I know I've only got myself to blame, so

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All that remains is to hang my head in shame

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-Hey, would you like to come to the disco?

-Asked me already...

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-Are we on?

-I'll think about it...

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That's not a "no".

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-You're so desperate.

-And who are you taking to your concert? No-one.

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It's just going to be you and your giant wooden banjo.

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Shut up, dipstick! Girls love cellos.

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Good luck with your concert, Ryan!

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See?

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OK, fine - I don't want to do it.

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I don't want to drag this around everywhere.

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You could pretend to lose it.

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It's four feet tall and I'm not allowed to let it out of my sight.

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-I could break it.

-I'm specifically not allowed to let you near it.

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I could break your arm! Then you wouldn't be able to play.

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-I don't want you to break my arm.

-It won't take a minute...

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-Get off, you idiot!

-A finger then.

-No!

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There's no pleasing you.

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Let's ask Josh, he'll come up with a plan.

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Hey, Josh... Whoa!

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How, erm...how did the dumping go?

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It didn't.

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She took me home after school and done me a makeover.

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Don't say nothing.

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What's up with you?

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Well...

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You know how I was trying to supervise the disco

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-so I could dance with Miss Poppy?

-Yeah?

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Yeah, well...

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I kinda got you all banned.

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Yes! No disco, no date!

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I knew one day you'd be good for something!

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# No disco, no disco... #

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I hope everyone takes it that well.

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Banned before we've had the chance to ruin it?

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-I know...

-It's SO unfair!

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-I ain't done nothing to deserve a banning!

-Zoe-Marie...

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This is just going to make everything worse, Mr Carter.

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We're already really angry

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and we'll probably take it out on the school and everything!

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I've had my nails done and everything! It's so unfair...

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Look, girls, calm down.

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Oh, this is so unfair...

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-Look, I'll deal with it. OK?

-Yeah, whatever.

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THEY ARGUE

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Work? At the disco? That rabble from detention?

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Putting up tables, serving juice, running the cloakroom.

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-It'd be a good way to get them involved.

-And why should I care?

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OK, not involved. Punished.

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Like community service, or...

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disco boot camp.

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Ah, now you're speaking my language. Boot camp... You're on.

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Obviously they'd need a strict supervisor, someone who was

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wise to their ways. I mean me.

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Mmm. I'll tell Mr Janucek he's no longer required.

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I'm sure he'll be very relieved.

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COMMOTION I tried my best, right?

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If you want to go to the disco, this is your way in.

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It's child labour! It's against my human rights.

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I'll be at my concert... Have fun at the sweat shop.

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Hey, it's this or nothing! All right?

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All right, I suppose.

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OK. Good. But there is a condition.

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If anyone puts a foot wrong before the night,

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Byron's going to ban you all again.

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-What?!

-That's not fair...

-I know. But that's the way it is.

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I think you lot can do this.

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We ain't havin' it! It's us! We'd rather be banned.

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We want to be banned.

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We're going to behave so bad that people will shriek

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when they hear the word "disco". You get me?! Rebellion!

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SILENCE

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We'd rather go to the disco.

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Yeah, and I have to go with you cos Shelby Turner said

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I ain't never gonna get a date, and I have and it's you, so shut up!

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-Shhhh!

-What?

-I'm on the phone.

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-To who?

-Locusts... I got the number off Nathan's phone.

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This guy called Darrell's got loads.

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I'm going to set them off in Byron's office and get caught.

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Why?

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So I get banned from the disco.

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You won't get away with it.

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-That's the beauty - I don't WANT to get away with it!

-No. I mean...

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You won't get away with it.

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Sorry, mate, they're watching you.

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They really want to go to that disco.

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Well, I'm surprised, Mr Carter, but your idea seems to be working.

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They're focussing on an objective, working towards something they want.

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Never mind that. I'm just pleased to see some of the smiles

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wiped off their smug little faces.

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So - haven't got yourself banned then?

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No way! No way am I going on that date.

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Well, you mucked up the locust "masterplan".

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Yeah, but if I get Nathan to pull out of supervising,

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it'll all be off anyway.

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Doughnut... Prepare to look pathetic.

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I'd be there for him, but I've got to work...

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Well, I'm supposed to be working as well.

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Aren't your family going to be at the concert?

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He needs friendly faces, someone willing him to do his best,

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not wincing at his every mistake... How do they wince, Ryan?

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See? No-one wants to see that.

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But if you don't go, that's what he's up against...

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You just watch - once he finds out Miss Poppy's not comin'

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he's going to weasel out of the whole thing.

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-Josh, I've got some news for you.

-Well, I got a bit of news for you.

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I realised I only wanted to work at the disco for ME,

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I didn't think about the consequences for you. So, erm...

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-What's this?

-It's all my best vinyl. Bring your own stuff too.

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You're tonight's DJ.

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You're kidding! That's wicked!

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I know you've still got that date...

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Even better! I'll be safe behind the decks!

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-So what's YOUR news?

-What - mine...?

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Quick!

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Come on! We've got to find Miss Poppy before she swaps!

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Fine. You want to get banned...?

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Yeah, but I changed my mind.

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You've ruined my night! You stopped Miss Poppy coming.

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-Always thinking of yourself.

-And what about you?

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This whole thing's been about you and your smoochy dance.

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Well, when I tell everyone I'm not supervising,

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I'll make sure they know it's cos of you!

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All right, listen up, I got some news for you...

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Er...the er...juice has arrived!

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So...that's good.

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Cheer up, bro. Miss Poppy might have swapped with someone nice.

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MUSIC: "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

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Your brother's going to look a total doorknob dancin' with Andress.

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-Can I bring my date up here for a decent view?

-What date?

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That one!

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-How's it goin', Mr DJ...?

-Pretty good.

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You do realise me DJ-ing kinda means our date's off now?

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I'm goin' out with the DJ?! Like, in your face, Shelby Turner!

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Hey losers! Guess who's chillin' in the DJ booth all night?

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Me with my DJ boyfriend.

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No, no - I'm not her boyfriend.

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Shut up, you are though.

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-Brilliant. I knew one of you would come.

-What?

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-Nothing. Want some juice?

-Erm, yeah. I love juice.

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Great. Over here...

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I'll see you there.

0:24:010:24:03

-Have you come as my date...?

-Yeah.

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Hi...!

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This massive pile is the "No" pile, stuff you ain't playin',

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and this is the "Yes" pile.

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Look, Zoe-Marie, I know you're going to hit me and shout at me

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but when I asked you out, it was a mistake.

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-What...? But what's Shelby Turner...

-It was Ash.

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HE wanted to ask you out.

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He asked every other girl in school, tryin' to find someone like you.

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But there's no-one like you, Zoe-Marie.

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ASHLEIGH...! Clear off, Britney - and you. Go!

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Result!

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Check out Romeo and Juliet!

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So... Er... marked any good work lately...?

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No. Substandard as usual.

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Actually, mate. It's not funny. I've been there.

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Stuck with the wrong woman. And it hurts.

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Hurts like when you get a football kicked right in the spuds.

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OK, ladies, it's the moment you've been waiting for.

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The highlight of the social calendar, the teachers' dance...

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CHEERING

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SMOOCHY MUSIC

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WHOOPING

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Shall we...?

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Here's a surprise... We have a late substitution!

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The concert was...cancelled.

0:26:170:26:21

Somebody released a load of locusts in the hall.

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-Really?

-Yeah, it was terrible.

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-Brian's mother swallowed one!

-They to call the whole thing off!

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That's er... That's amazing.

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-You ain't seen me. I wasn't here.

-Ashleigh...!

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Ashleigh...! Where the flip are you?!

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My stupid cup was empty! What do you mean by that?

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Anyway... I was supposed to be dancing with...

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Well, three's a crowd and Corrie's on, and you're here now Mel so...

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I'm off.

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Right. Well...shall we...?

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Why not?

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MUSIC: "The Birdie Song"

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LAUGHTER

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Well...shall we give them the dance they want?

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MUSIC: "The Birdie Song"

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