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# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle

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# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you've never been to?

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# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time the show could stop

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# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock. #

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After a period of consultation, we are pleased to announce

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-that the school will now be known as...

-Elmsmere.

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-I have commissioned this statue...

-More like Fowlbury.

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..in the hope of ushering in a new spirit of co-operation.

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-Let me present...

-Unity.

-Unity.

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LACKLUSTRE APPLAUSE

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That is proper botch.

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-This is your fault.

-What's our fault?

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We didn't have statues before you posh kids got here.

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To further underline this new era,

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-I am announcing a competition to write a new school...

-Anthem.

-..song.

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When's it going to end?

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-Word is they're going to make us wear top hats and capes.

-Get out!

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And they said that yours, Isaac, will be the biggest and silliest.

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They make me wear a hat I'll make 'em eat it.

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We're looking for a song that really says...

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Togetherness.

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..singularity.

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One that can last a generation and promote harmony,

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-rather than further dis...

-..harmony.

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..ruption.

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Elmsbury's own Mr Harris has been chosen to pick the winner.

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Thus, let's have a big cheer for Unity.

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-Hip-hip...

-Hooray. That's it.

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Go on.

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Have you ever actually written a song, though?

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How hard can it be? My dappy cousin writes songs all the time.

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New skills have to be learned.

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It took literally months of practice before I was awarded

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my Dragon Boating Activity Badge.

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I heard this song once that had dogs barking instead of instruments.

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You should do that.

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I don't need gimmicks to win, Eli.

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It's not a gimmick.

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HE BARKS LIKE A DOG RAPPING

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Dog music is the future.

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You'll never win against Josh.

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Josh won't enter. He'll be all, "I'm too cool for school anthems."

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OK...got it!

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How about we fill a piano with cats?

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BELL RINGS

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Those of you who are entering the competition,

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I want your songs on my desk by Friday morning!

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That only gives you 48 hours.

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48 hours is pips, man. I got that cake sliced.

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Did I just hear you're entering that competition?

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What if I am? I'll walk it, innit?

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You, my friend, are living in dreamland.

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-Be nice, Fleur.

-I am being nice.

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I'm trying to save Emperor Zero here from total embarrassment.

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You could find a nicer way to tell him he's rubbish

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and his cousin's more talented.

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And better looking. Manners don't cost anything.

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Good luck, mate!

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I don't need to write no lame-o school anthem. I'm J-Carter.

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Yeah, but what about the new rapper on the block?

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Nero ain't a threat to me.

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Yeah, but if you lose, everyone'll be like, "Josh Carter's over."

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It'll be well embarrassing.

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Back off, you spam pilots.

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I can't lose something I'm not even a part of.

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Yeah, but you can't win either.

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If you don't enter, everyone will think you're chicken.

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-HE CLUCKS

-I'm Josh Carter. I'm a chicken.

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Oh. Oh, here comes a big egg!

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HE CLUCKS

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Do you need to see the nurse?

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Er...no, I was just...

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laying an egg.

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Right, well, lay one in your own time.

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You've got cross-country to run.

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Sir, give us one humane reason why we need to do this.

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I will give you a reason.

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If you do well, you'll get the chance to try out

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for the borough cross-country trials.

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Surely that is a reason not to be doing this?

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Sounds like someone's scared of being left behind.

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Thank you. Come on.

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# So this song competition's like a race to the finish, is it?

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# What props I got if I win it? Zero

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# Cos I could do it with my eyes and ears closed

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# So I'd be a champ but not a hero

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# And Nero - song writing?

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# He'll find, in a rap race he's like ten laps behind

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# I'm a rhyme for rhyme champ They're so killer, my songs

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# I could scoop up the gold, silver and the bronze

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# But it's no challenge so I wouldn't feel honoured

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# The fact of the matter is I can't be bothered

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# I'm the best yet and Nero ain't a threat

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# To beat him now I'd place a £1,000-bet

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# On yours truly as the crowd goes, "Ooh-wee!"

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# Melodramatic Just like the end of a movie

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# But, saying that, it would make a brat outta Nero

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# If he won without me and came back to the flat

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# Man, I'd never hear the end of that

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# "I'm young, you're old I'm sick, you're wack!"

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# Any time there's something that my cousin is enjoying

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# You can guarantee that he'll be even more annoying

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# So maybe I should enter Bring a little balance

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# He can see what it's like to lose to real talent

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# Yeah, he can be the hare and I'll be the tortoise

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# One-horse race He should forfeit, of course -

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# It's me! #

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Mr Harris.

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I'm so pleased that you have agreed to judge the anthem competition.

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I was proud to be asked.

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I don't have to tell you the coming together of our two schools

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-hasn't exactly run smoothly.

-You can say that again.

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Yesterday I had to break up a tambourine fight.

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-It was surprisingly rhythmic.

-Not surprising.

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The Elmsbury students have already suffered many disruptions.

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It would be good for morale

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if the winner were drawn from one of their community.

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But...obviously you want the winner based upon which song is the best,

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not which school they came from?

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Yes. Yes, Mr Harris. Just...

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don't go making any snap decisions.

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Pressure, much?

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Come on! Move it! Faster! You're being chased by an angry farmer.

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He's got a stick! Come on!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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-The race is this way.

-Yeah, and the bunking off is this way.

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Get your back into it!

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You'll get in trouble.

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Fine. Have it your way, you Fowlmere baby.

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I'm not a baby. I've never been a baby.

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Running is for horses.

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They're always running everywhere. They're like...nature's idiots.

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What, so running's not good for you, Ash?

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Isaac, calm down, all right? We'll just stall time here,

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get back on the course and pretend we ran it. Who's going to know?

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I can't believe you're skiving off.

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You are going to get in so much trouble.

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Ah, so you stopped running the cross-country to give us

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a lecture about us not running the cross-country?

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Ash, what you doing?

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-Just checking to see if he's got nostrils.

-Get down.

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What have you done, you plug-nut? You've decapitulated it!

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Don't go on at me! He went up there.

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Ash, maybe we should just leave it and go.

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Leave it? But this thing is awesome. I'm going to take this home.

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-What if you get caught?

-That's evidence.

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Yeah, but imagine how good it'd look next to my bed.

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It's the caretaker. Leg it!

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Early lunch?

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My blood sugar tends to dip around mid-morning.

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Please. Don't let me stop you.

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The anthem competition.

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Elmsbury students are being viewed by some as privileged or favoured.

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But their school burned down.

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Nonetheless, I do think it would be a shame if the winning entry

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seeded resentment by appearing to favour some students over others.

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-Well, yeah, but...

-So you understand me.

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Yes...?

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Sooner or later, the senior staff situation will stabilise, Mr Harris.

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And I'm sure you'll want to be on the winning team.

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Enjoy your snack.

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Hey, Dex,

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shall I find some flaming torches for you to juggle

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-whilst you walk that tightrope?

-SHE LAUGHS

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Come on...

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-It doesn't fit, you trilby.

-Of course it'll fit.

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I once fit an entire duvet into a postbox.

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This is completely wrecked-up.

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This is literally a living daymare.

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Come on, we've got a race to finish! Stop faffing around.

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All right, come on let's go.

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You'd better make sure nobody sees you with that thing tomorrow.

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Where's everyone else? Is the race over?

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They're well going to know we didn't run it!

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Quick, they're coming - act like you're tired.

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HE GROANS

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How did you get back before I did?

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Er...talent?

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-Sir, they cheated.

-Is that so?

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Look, sir, he's just jealous because he never made it on

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the cross-country team whereas the rest of us did.

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What? The only running you've ever done was when you've

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-done something you shouldn't have.

-Sir, even look at Isaac's shoes.

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He ran so hard they fell apart.

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Oh, yeah. Maybe I can give you the benefit of the doubt.

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Well done.

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Very disappointing.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I'm starting to come round to your anthem idea.

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The more united we are, the better it is for the school.

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Plus, a win for Elmsbury will be a win for my arts curriculum.

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That'll look good when they choose a new head.

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-Well, we'll see, won't we?

-We will.

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Some thug's taken one of the heads off your...statue...thing.

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That's bound to be the handiwork of a Fowlmere delinquent.

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Hey. What are you doing?

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-The anthem competition.

-Eh, not with my gear.

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What is the crisis? Not like you're going to do it.

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Actually, I was thinking I might. So I'm going to need these.

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The great Josh Carter entering a school anthem competition(?)

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Are you feeling threatened?

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I am not threatened by you...tiny man.

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Prove it by lending me your gear...larger-er man.

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Over my bone dust. This stuff cost bucks.

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Your little digits ain't getting nowhere near.

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Nero, I'm home!

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-Good day, boys?

-How comes Josh has everything and I have nothing?

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-What do you mean?

-Everyone thinks he's golden boy.

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Nobody sees he's just a spoilt idiot who won't even lend me

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his music gear, so I can do a song for that competition. I hate this.

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Josh, you don't mind if Nero borrows your music gear, do you?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure. Here.

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Following the merger, we are staging a review of the free lunches policy.

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A letter will be going out to parents tonight.

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You're taking the head home in that?

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We should be smashing it up to destroy the evidence.

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Oi, how would you like it if I talked about your head like that?

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Next item.

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Mr Nunn's cross-country team to represent Elmsmere

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at this Friday's borough trials.

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And I'm sure you'll all like to join me in congratulating Ashley Newman,

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Agness Addo, Zoe-Marie Ingham, Isaac Rodgers, and Josh Carter.

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BOOING

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A fair few Elmsbury names in there.

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Is there anything your cousin can't do?

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This is a right 'mare. I'm getting my eyebrows threaded on Friday.

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But now on to more serious matters.

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The school statue has been damaged.

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I will not tolerate such disrespect of school property.

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There will be a full police investigation

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into this act of vandalism.

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They're going to do locker searches.

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It's fine. I'll get rid of it at lunchtime.

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Oi, you lot. Training session at lunchtime. Don't be late.

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I'm just saying a police investigation might be overkill.

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I have been attempting to point this out to Mr Bell.

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It's just a statue now,

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but unless we enact a zero tolerance policy,

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who's to say what - or who...

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..they'll decapitate next?

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I'll see what I can find out.

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-SHE PANTS

-I can't go on.

-I'm spent.

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If you hadn't skived off I wouldn't have skived off

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and I wouldn't be doing this flipping running.

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I swear if my legs get all muscly

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I'll use them to kick you into flipping orbit.

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I'm going to tell Mr Nunn we never ran that cross-country.

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You can't tell him we didn't run the race. If he knows that,

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we'll be prime suspects in the missing head case.

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-He's the head-case.

-That's me!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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-MR NUNN:

-Why have you stopped running?

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-What you listening to?

-Is that your anthem?

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-Sort of. But it's...

-Sweet! Can we hear it?

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Nah, It's bad luck if I let you guys hear it

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-before I put the final bit of gloss on it.

-Come on, mate.

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I've been busting to hear this epic anthem you've been promising.

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-HE SIGHS

-Fine. But, guys, remember,

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it's not finished.

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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS

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It's...interesting.

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-You hate it.

-I said it was interesting.

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Yeah, right.

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Interesting isn't bad. Many things are interesting.

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The seasons...

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..gardening...

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the moon.

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But I told everyone I was going to write the best anthem ever.

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What am I going to do now?

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Move schools?

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That was pitiful. I'm starting to think you lot really did cheat.

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-Sir, that hurts!

-Yeah. Like my legs.

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-What have you got in there?

-Bricks. Right, Ash?

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Right. Bricks. Because...

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It helps to build...

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-Houses! Walls!

-Stamina.

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Bridges?

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Am I meant to believe that?

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Sir, did you know the first Olympians used to pull warthogs

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around while they were training?

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Ash knows a fact. Deal with it.

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Sir, that - that's how serious we are about winning on Friday.

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Right. OK. Fine. Keep it up.

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# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head

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# Before heads roll Let's go

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head

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# Before heads roll Let's go

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# Stuck between a rock and a hard place

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# Can't get caught with this Can't say we can't race

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# Cos then we'd be suspects

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# And I hadn't planned on going to jail just yet

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# This is like when I went into maths class

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# With the frog that I got from the science labs

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# Couldn't get caught with it Couldn't keep it

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# Only one option - had to eat it!

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-# Or did I dream it?

-Can't believe it

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# Everyone'll flippin' take the mick and call me Thief Kid

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# With some old head in my handbag like I am mad

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# And it kinda looks like Ding Dong This is wrong

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# People'll start thinking I got millions in my wardrobe

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# Zoe-Marie - the punch line to all jokes

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# I ain't made of stone but these kids'll think I cracked

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# Flip's sake Shelby Turner would love that!

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# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head

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# Before heads roll Let's go

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!

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# And I don't think I can take the head home

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# In the garden Make him a pretend gnome

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# That'd be like when my dad found that other head

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# Under my bed Or was that summat else I dreamt?

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# Now the love of the rock might have to stop this minute

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# Before I drop us all in it!

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# So there's only one next step - quick!

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# Get rid of the head Get rid! #

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You lot got a sec?

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-I didn't do it.

-Me neither. I'm well innocent.

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You don't know what I'm going to ask.

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Can I just say, WPC Rowe, how smart you look in your uniform today?

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It must have taken bare effort to shine those numbers.

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About this statue, did you see anything suspicious yesterday?

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-No.

-No.

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We were too busy running the cross-country at the time.

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Not that we know exactly when the statue thing went missing.

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Although, now you mention it, we did see that one guy

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when we were running the cross-country, didn't we?

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What guy?

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The guy that we saw when we were running the race.

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Oh, yeah. That guy.

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Yeah. I remember too now. He looked exactly like the type of guy

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who'd nick a head off a statue.

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He did. He had mad eyes. And he had a spider tattoo right on his...

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Face.

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No. I don't remember no guy.

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-Shouldn't you be writing this down?

-Couldn't hurt, I suppose.

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-Not to hot for you, Dex?

-This is delish, Mrs C!

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I've been eating nothing but microwave dinners since I moved out.

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She actually stole the recipe from me.

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Oh, have you chosen a school anthem yet, Dexter?

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Not yet.

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I've heard Nero working on his. Sounds so brilliant.

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I haven't finished it yet.

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You're cutting it a bit fine, mate. Deadline's tomorrow.

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# This is war and I could lose Bit off more than I can chew

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# I thought this was a David and Goliath

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# Where I was David and I slayed the giant

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# Told the whole school I'm a winner

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# But now I feel the pressure might eat me for dinner

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# Maybe I'm not up to the task A real big song is a real big ask

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# Talked a good game If I fall down now

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# Everyone'll think that I've been found out

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# As if they know the truth

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# That I'm just some unremarkable youth

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# See the case against me stacking up

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# "He's all talk with no backing up"

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# Can't be weak cos this lot will smell fear

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# And make every day hell here at Elmsmere

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# I've got to do something to stop

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# Me looking the fool but what, man, what?!

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure

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# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it

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# This is war and I could lose Bit off more than I can chew. #

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Bless him. He so wants to win. He deserves to.

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I can't make any promises.

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Whoever I choose, someone is going to be left disappointed.

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Actually, unless...

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Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ahhhh!

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Where are we going to get rid of this?

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Come on, just walk. We'll find somewhere.

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You must have one idea at least.

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Ding Dong!

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-Thanks, Tom.

-Leg it.

-It'll be fine on the back seat of the car.

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Give us a hand.

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Oh, no!

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-What are we going to do with it?

-Come on. Run faster.

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-I'm home!

-Hi. Dinner's in the oven. I'm on the loo.

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Bon appetit, Josh(!)

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KNOCKING

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It didn't go quite as planned.

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You can't bring that here. Come on.

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This head's cursed. It don't want to get thrown away.

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-Oh, hello, boys.

-Hello...Mrs Josh.

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We're not doing anything wrong.

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No, they were actually just leaving. Yeah. So, go on. Out you go.

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I need you boys to accompany me to the station.

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THEY GROAN

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Relax. I'm joking. I've just tried Dexter's flat, but he's not in.

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Come in, love. He's in the kitchen.

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(You need to get rid of it.)

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(Why do I have to do everything?)

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Because you're our hero...?

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Oh, OK. Good. Get out.

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You just can't keep your nose out of other people's stuff.

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It fell out when you shoved it in here.

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You've no idea how much I freaked out.

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Seeing a head rolling across the floor.

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Could've come from any statue.

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Yeah, try telling that to Bell and O'Brien.

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Or, I will...

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if you don't give me your song.

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You're blackmailing me? For real?

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I told everyone I was going to make this immortal tune,

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and I've still got nothing.

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Well, I got news for you. I haven't written a single beat, cuz.

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You serious?

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It's just some dumb school anthem.

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But I've bigged up that I'm going to win.

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I'm not going to live this down.

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They all think you and Nathan were awesome rappers.

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I'm just a joke.

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All right, man, look, you've got another option.

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Keep your mouth shut about that head

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-and we can write a song together.

-For real?

-Yeah, man.

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I mean, one of us was always going to win that competition.

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It's better it's both of us. J-Carter and Emperor Nero.

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-Emperor Nero and J-Carter.

-Don't push it.

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You get in to registration, I'll drop the track off to Dexter.

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Ah, glad to see you taking training seriously, Carter.

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-Keep dragging those bricks!

-Yeah, you can trust me, sir.

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Oh, and, Carter, if you do let me down, you'll be hitting detention

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so hard you'll need an airbag.

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Right. Isaac.

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What've you brought that back for?

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Because once we put the head back on, they'll stop caring.

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It won't matter that we bunked out the run.

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Don't mess this up, yeah?

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Morning, Dex. Sorry I'm late.

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Just finishing off the judging for the school anthem competition.

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Ah, who did you decide to disappoint -

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Big Bad Bell or Uh-Oh'Brien?

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I came up with a way to keep everyone happy - let everyone win!

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I did a mashup of all the entries.

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WEIRD DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS

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That's enchanting(!)

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It isn't meant to sound like that.

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TRACK JUMPS

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No. No. No. No, no, no, no!

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I just lost everything. That took me hours!

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Anyone in need of a killer track?

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See? Good as new.

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-What have you done!?

-Fixed the statue.

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You've glued it on backwards, you pair of flop-jockeys.

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You're like the Chuckle Brothers crossed with a national emergency.

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Ash! We have to knock it off again now.

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Oi!

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THEY SCREAM

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The winner really represents the spirit of unity because he's

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a student who wasn't from Elmsbury or Fowlmere -

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Nero Johnson!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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How come you just used my name? I don't get it.

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Look, cuz, I know what it's like

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to be under the shadow of someone everyone thinks is more talented.

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-I owe you one.

-You totally do.

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BEAT STARTS

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# After all the fussing and fighting and tomfoolery

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# We're still one school and we still need unity

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# Together we'll be stronger That's the meaning of community

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# Who are we? Him, her, them, us, you and me

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# Doesn't matter now that we came from different backgrounds

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# Elmsbury, Fowlmere This is where we're at now

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# And we gotta make it work cos we're here for a few good years

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# Through the blood sweat and tears Through the light, dark... #

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Thank you. I don't know what we'd have done if you hadn't

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-taken your name off the entry form.

-Oh, come on.

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Who wants to be the loser that wrote the Fowlbury anthem anyway?

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# It seems we should feel Elmsmere in our hearts and our dreams

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# So this should be our anthem Pass it to our grandsons

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# And our granddaughters Stand and applaud us

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# And be proud that we've done well here

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# One love, one school one Elmsmere!

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# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere

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# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere

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# Yeah, yeah

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# We are one Elmsmere

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# Sing it

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# We are one Elmsmere... #

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-I'll take it from here.

-Oh, no worries. Any time.

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And if you misplace your car keys, well, you know where to find me.

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# We are one Elmsmere

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# We are, we are, we are one Elmsmere, yeah, yeah

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# Elmsmere, yeah, yeah. #

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Hi, sir. I just thought I should be here because I was with this lot

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when the head was found this morning.

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Found? Where?

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-A tree.

-In a bush.

-Tent.

-In a bin.

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Wow. OK.

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Which one of these am I supposed to believe?

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-The Bush.

-Bin.

-Tree.

-Tent.

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All you need to believe, sir,

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is that four former Elmsbury students found the head.

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Let's not cloud this day of celebration.

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The school has a new song and the head has been returned.

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So do we get a reward or...?

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It is the borough cross-country trials tonight, I believe?

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You know, sir, we were actually thinking...we might drop out.

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No, I think you'll do very well. Very well.

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Because if you don't, believe me,

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the consequences will be particularly severe.

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CHEERING

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Oh, man. I am sorry, sir.

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CHEERING CONTINUES

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Oh, wow.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, man!

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# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere

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# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere

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# Yeah, yeah, we are one Elmsmere

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# We are one Elsmere. #

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