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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle?

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo?

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# You should stay, it can change There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line It's time for the show to stop

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# So the only time is now, four o'clock. #

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Look, Jay-Z is the best rapper alive.

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Kanye ain't even the best rapper on a Kanye album.

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No, but Jay-Z's so old-school. Kanye's trying to be different,

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-and you know it works.

-It does not work.

-Yeah, it does.

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-He's trying too hard, man.

-Can you get out of the car so I can lock up?

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-What's up with you?

-Mr Bell asked me to do Friday assembly.

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Kids never pay attention anyway. Do a song and a psalm. Job done.

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Things have got more competitive since the merger.

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Did you see Mrs Greenwood's Bollywood dance display last week?

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-They were schoolkids? I thought they were pros.

-Exactly.

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Boys, can you hurry up?

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-So ask the school orchestra to do something.

-Disbanded.

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This is my first assembly of the merger.

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I really want to make a good impression on...

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Oh, Mr Bell.

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Good morning.

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HE LAUGHS

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-Get inside, Carter.

-Yes, sir.

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And take your small cousin with you.

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-Small cousin?

-C'mon, tiny man.

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Who is Ding-Dong calling small?

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I hope you haven't forgotten Friday's assembly, Harris.

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No. I've got tonnes of ideas.

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And so I should hope. As a former Elmsbury teacher,

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I'm relying on you to make a good impression.

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Don't make me regret it.

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Hey-hey-hey. R-to-the-C.

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Hiya.

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So, er, what you up to?

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Er... Standing by my locker, getting my books out.

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HE LAUGHS

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Funny!

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So, erm...thanks for the add.

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What add?

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Last night? On Facebook?

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Oh, YOU'RE J-Hyphen?

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Yeah. It's just a stage name, so people don't bother me whilst I'm...

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chillaxing.

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Oh. I thought it was Neil from French.

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He's always making up stupid fake profiles to wind me up.

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-Right.

-Not that your profile picture's stupid.

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Although you do look...different.

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Well, you know, when I'm outside of school

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I just like to switch it up sometimes. That's my chilling face.

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Right. Well, it's French now, so see you later.

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Yeah, man, everything's fine. We're meeting up after school tomorrow.

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Mate, we heard every word.

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I don't understand, man. It just fell to pieces.

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Just stay cool. You need to get to know her.

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What's your obsession with hooking me up with Rachel?

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Think about it. Her friends are well fit.

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So, if you end up going out with her,

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one of them's going to practically have to end up going out with me,

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just to make it fair.

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Cos you're such a hit with the ladies.

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Dinner ladies.

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-What's up, woggle-chops?

-Tripped on a guy rope at Scout camp?

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No, I'm fine. It's just a slight hiccup in the toilet schedule.

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You've got a schedule?

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Obviously. 7-7:05, become fully awake.

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7:05-7:15, breakfast and iron my uniform.

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7:15, get in the toilet before Dad.

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Good move. Dads are major bog-hoggers.

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I know, but this morning I missed my slot.

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-So use the school loos.

-Uh-huh. I went in there once.

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Never again.

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So what are you going to do?

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Do what every good Scout does when his courage is tested.

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Exercise self-control.

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-All day?

-Can I sit next to you?

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A ukulele orchestra.

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Who do you know who plays the ukulele?

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A Jamaican steel band.

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We're all out of steel drums.

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Well, I'm all out of ideas. Good luck.

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You do know we're doing this assembly together?

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Oh, yeah, I'd love to, but I've got this music festival on Friday.

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What music festival?

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Did I not tell you? I'm going to be off sick. But don't worry

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because I'll be with you in spirit. Just not actually with you.

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So, I've been telling Mrs O'Brien

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all about your big plans for Friday's assembly.

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-I'd love to hear them!

-Um, we're still in the brainstorming stage.

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Oh, good. Well, perhaps we can help narrow your focus.

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OK...

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Recorder recital?

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Brass band?

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Careful, or you'll come up with something really boring,

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like a choir.

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Ooh, I like it!

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Cultural, collaborative.

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Bit more highbrow than Bollywood dancing, eh, Mrs O'Brien?

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There's only one problem.

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-We don't have a choir.

-I'm sure Dexter can pull something together.

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Nothing's too hard for one of my teachers.

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And I'm sure Miss Parker would be happy to assist.

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Actually, I've got a lot on. Marking. Planning.

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Cleaning...maracas.

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Plenty of time to do that over the weekend.

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I can't wait to see what you come up with.

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Choir? I'm sure the kids'll be frothing at the mouth, mate.

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Take it from me, if you want to get them inspired,

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you need to start a proper club. Like this.

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Boxing? Isn't that dangerous?

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Not necessarily.

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-Although it is the way I do it!

-HE LAUGHS

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See you later, choirboy.

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What are you doing, sir?

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Nothing to do with you, sweetheart. Run along.

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Er, why does it say "for boys only"?

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Er, cos it's a boxing club?

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What? Are you saying that girls can't box?

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No, I'm not saying they can't. I'm saying they're rubbish at it.

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-Why?

-Evolution.

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Look, basically, women have got small, flimsy arms

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for sewing and cooking,

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whilst men have got big, muscly arms for fighting sabre-toothed tigers.

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Er, ain't that a bit sexist?

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It's not sexist.

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I'm just saying that a woman boxing is like a dog riding a skateboard.

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It's just wrong.

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Ah, boxing! Can I join?

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Course you can, my son. Show us your left hook! There we go!

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# What? Who says that girls can't box?

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# We're female, we're used to fighting a lot!

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# Fighting to be heard, fighting for respect

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# So logically a physical fight is what's next

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# What? Who says that girls can't box?

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# We're female, we're used to fighting a lot!

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# So, Mr Nunn, you don't know what you've done

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# And your best bet now is probably just run - pow!

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# How do you like me now?

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# Gloved up with that plastic thing in my mouth - pow!

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# Knock any boy out if I had to Your whole crew'd be, like, "Wow!"

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# Step into the ring, now you don't know what to do

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# Princess and fairy wings was Year Two

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# Just cos we're smaller with nicer hair

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# That doesn't mean that we ain't fighters, yeah?

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# And anything you can do we can do better

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# Second-class citizens once, but now we're fed up

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# You ain't had a test like this before

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# It's a scientific fact that we're more mature

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# So stick it up your bogey-filled nose if you're sexist

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# What's the most embarrassing thing on your check list?

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# Number one worst thing in the whole world?

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# Probably getting beaten up by a girl!

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# What? Who says that girls can't box?

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# We're female, we're used to fighting a lot!

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# So, Mr Nunn, you don't know what you've done

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# And your best bet now is probably just run - pow! #

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-Ah! Just the man I'm looking for.

-Mrs O'B! Fancy a spar?

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Well, according to these girls, I couldn't even if I wanted to.

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Oh, look, it's not sexism.

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I'm just saying if the girls come along, it'll ruin it for the boys.

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Oi, you two! Left-right, left-right!

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Are you aware, Mr Nunn, that this school has

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a strict anti-discrimination policy?

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-You what?

-I want this boxing club open to girls,

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or I am closing it down.

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-Listen, love...

-May I remind you, Mr Nunn,

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that as head teacher of this school I am your line manager?

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And, girls, I can't wait to see you in action.

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Er, we don't actually want to box, miss.

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It's just the principle of it.

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Don't let him intimidate you! If you want to box, you go for it.

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Oh, and strictly warm-ups. No sparring.

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I don't want lawyers' letters,

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like that mixed-age rugby match at the open day.

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That wasn't my fault. What sort of berk chokes on his own tooth?

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A choir?! Mate, that has got to be the definition of lame.

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Thought it might be up your street.

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Er, no. I'm more of a rapper than a singer.

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I think that people that sing in choirs are like musical sheep,

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whereas me, you know, I'm more of a dragon.

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I think it sounds pretty cool.

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I saw this gospel choir in London once. They were tight.

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Trust me, no lie, they were tight.

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You see? Some of you might not like choral music,

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but there are plenty of kids who do.

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I hope you've got an umbrella, cos it's going to be a complete wash-out.

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-LAUGHTER

-Well, we'll just wait and see,

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won't we?

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A choir with three people?

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It's amazing what you can do with a bit of enthusiasm.

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I'm just here cos it's either this

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or listen to bob-a-job natter about his toilet schedule.

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Is this choir practice?

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YES!

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I mean, come in, let's hear what you've got.

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I'm just saying, you need to get on with this Rachel business.

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It's not just YOUR love life on the line here.

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Look, man, I can't bowl up cold

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and make myself look like a chisel, like I did last time.

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Best give it up now. It's only going to end in tears.

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My uncle Ian married his school sweetheart.

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-What happened?

-Well, she broke his heart,

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-and now he sleeps on a mattress in my nan's loft.

-Wow, great pep talk, man.

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I'll let you know about the next choir practice.

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Mate, I've just had a brilliant idea.

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Save it. I've got to join that choir.

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Oh. I was going to say beg for love like a spaniel begs for sausage.

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But I guess yours works just as well.

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Dexter! About choir. I'd really like to join.

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I thought you said choir was the definition of lame.

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Yeah... I only really said that because I was intimidated.

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Choral singing can be quite intimidating.

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Tell me about it. So, when does practice start?

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I'm really sorry, Josh, but it looks like we'll have to cancel.

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Cancel? Dude, loads of people have been looking forward to this.

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Then how come only four people turned up to practice?

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Four? I'm going to say it.

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-That's rubbish.

-I told Bell I'd pull this out the bag.

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If I turn up with four kids, he'll think we're just carol singers.

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Look, untwist your trolleys, man. I'll find you a new set of lungs.

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From where?

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A hidden seam of raw talent.

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The four o'clock club?

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-Yep.

-How did you get them to change their minds about choirs?

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I didn't. I told them you'd let them off detention for the next week.

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Plus we needed somewhere to hide.

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Otherwise Mr Nunn's going to make us hit things.

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Yeah, so do you want to impress Ding-Dong or not?

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-Can they even sing?

-No.

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Maybe.

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But they just need a bit of help from a very inspirational teacher.

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Unfortunately, we don't have one, so we'll have to put up with you.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh. Hey, Rachel. Didn't expect to see you here.

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Didn't expect to see YOU here either.

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Specially after you said choirs are the definition of lame.

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-I didn't say that.

-And that people in them are musical sheep.

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-They're not.

-What was it again? "I'm a rapper, not a singer."

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Look, singing's just rapping that goes up and down, right?

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Now THAT is some quality lady talk.

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Are we going to get started or what?

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-Did you have to bring this herd of muppets?

-Oi. Watch it, you driblet.

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You watch it, meathead.

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The stress is putting unbearable pressure on my system.

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Ugh, gross!

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Hey! Just because he's got toilet issues don't make him gross!

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-Ugh! Grosser!

-This is WORSE than being in detention.

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EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE

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Shut up! Mr Harris, I thought you'd be at choir practice.

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This IS choir practice.

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HE GULPS

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Can I see you outside for a moment, please?

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ALL: Oooooohhh...!

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You call this pulling a choir together?

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I don't think you're ready for this responsibility, Mr Harris.

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You'd better make this work.

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Let me guess. Ding-Dong don't want us involved?

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Bell never lets us do anything. He thinks we'll embarrass him.

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Yeah, like when he Photoshopped Ash out of the school prospectus.

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Well, to be fair, he was mooning out of an upstairs window.

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My finest hour, wiped from history.

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The choir is on.

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Mr Bell said he can't wait to see us in action.

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Right. Here's the song we'll be singing.

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If you could pass these back.

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Miss Parkwood, costumes?

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Wait. What? Costumes?

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No. We can't. What if we get caught?

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The only thing stopping us is our minds.

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And a big sign saying "Staff toilets".

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Look, it's either this or use the student bogs.

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OK. Let's do it.

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Oh, wow. It's like heaven.

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It's just a toilet.

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Oh, it's so much more!

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Keep lookout. I may be some time.

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ALL, HORRIBLY OUT OF TUNE: # In the jungle, the mighty jungle

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# The lion sleeps tonight

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-# In the jungle, the mighty... #

-ROAR!

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OK, stop! Stop, stop, stop.

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ROAR!

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Maybe we should try it in a different key.

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Or a different school.

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Miss Parkwood?

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-MISS PARKWOOD!

-Eh?

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-Lower key?

-Maybe we'd do better if someone was actually singing.

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At least I could sing if I wanted to,

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unlike some people. Mentioning no names.

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Ash Newman.

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Excuse me?

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At least I don't sound like a bat being boiled alive.

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Hey, my gran says I've got a lovely singing voice!

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Your gran is thick.

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And why are we wearing these stupid romper suits?

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Everyone, please! We have two days to get this right.

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Nice work, Josh. This choir was on fire before you came and ruined it.

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-Oh, was it really?

-I think I'm going to go.

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Er, Rachel, don't go, man! We were just getting warmed up.

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I've just remembered, I've got things to do. Sorry, Mr Harris.

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Great, now our best singer's gone.

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Yeah. There goes my last chance of happiness.

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Oi, you two.

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Can I help?

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You're meant to be at boxing class.

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Sorry, sir, but we don't actually want to box.

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I don't care. If you don't come,

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Mrs O'Brien is going to think I'm discrimin...

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d...discr...disc...

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discriminifying.

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Mr Nunn, I'm really sorry, but they're in my choir.

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Not any more, mate. Now come on. Get yourself out of those...

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whatever those are and get kitted up.

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This choir ain't what I thought it was. I'm sliding.

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-Yeah, me too.

-Oh, no. Mr Bell might not notice if two go,

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but he will if you all do.

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Back here.

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Punch it...

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Punch it again...

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Do even more punching...

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-This is horrible.

-I know.

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I hurt in muscles I didn't even know I had.

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Right, looks like we need to work on your motivation, ladies.

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Ten laps of the gym. Now.

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-Sir!

-Or can't your little girlie spaghetti legs take it?

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HE CHUCKLES

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Go on.

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My little choirboy! I'm so proud.

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You and me were in a gospel choir once, weren't we?

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Well, you were in the choir, I was more a star soloist.

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Yeah, she had a powerful voice, just a bit shrieky.

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-When's the concert?

-Tomorrow, assembly.

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But it's going to suck cos Josh wrecked it.

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Don't worry about that, cos I dropped out.

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-What?

-Josh!

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Dexter said it was cool.

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Now you know we're going to embarrass ourselves, you've bailed?

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Look, it's not my fault you're going to look like dweebs.

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It's a naff song and lame outfits.

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-Nero! Your dinosaur waffles!

-I ain't hungry.

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That's typical, Josh.

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Something gets hard and you leave without a thought for anybody else.

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Er, I don't think so.

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# Aaaaah, man, I left my crew in the lurch

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# Never, ever want to get pushed off my perch

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# Ain't just my mum who gets driven berserk

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# She's the only one who'll confirm that I've been this way since birth

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# Y'see, one day old, in the hospital nursery

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# I took all the dummies and bottles of milk that weren't for me

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# As a toddler at the table for dinner time

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# If I was done before you, the rest of yours? It was mine

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# When there's not much milk left, I won't finish it

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# Just most of it, then put the tiny bit back in the fridge

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# I'm even worse when it comes to your stuff

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# I'll borrow it, use it and lose it

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# Sure enough I'll be back next time to borrow something else

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-# Maybe that's why my mum says

-"Josh! You're something else!"

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# I guess I thought she meant it as a compliment

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# But now I see if people wanted to hate me, what's stopping them?

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# I wouldn't like a friend like me who jumped the gun

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# To every advantage, just looking out for number one

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# And now I've got the best of my friends stuck in a fix

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# All because of another of Josh Carter's tricks

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# Well, maybe this time I could be more of a man than a mouse

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# And try to help out, give 'em a hand

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# Yeah, yeah, try to help out, give 'em a hand

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# Ah, yeah, try to help out, give 'em a hand, uh-huh. #

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COMMOTION

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My secret toilet!

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You promised you wouldn't tell anyone.

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You swore, on Scout's honour.

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Oh, come on, I didn't tell anyone else, I swear.

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I got backup.

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Oh, no, no, we can't go handing back the hard-won freedoms we fought for!

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It's Mr Nunn. I'm really sorry, miss, but he's a wazzock.

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I think it's just easier if we drop out,

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fight for equality in other ways, like with our minds or something.

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I know the pressure strong, powerful women face

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in a male-dominated environment.

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But when you get knocked down,

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you have to get back in that ring and show those boys what you can do.

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-But...

-You'll be fine.

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Why don't I drop in on you later, show you some moral support?

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I believe in you!

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-Don't punch me.

-You punched me.

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And you let him drop out?

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I listened to what Josh had to say,

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and I made a decision which I thought was best for the group.

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Lies. Josh told me he bailed

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cos we're going to look like massive idiots.

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I'm well going to lamp him.

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I know you're finding the song challenging,

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but if we run it through one last time as a team it'll come together.

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Right, Miss Parkwood?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, you're being serious.

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Yes. Definitely.

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Let's go.

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LOUDLY, OUT OF TUNE: # Awimoweh, awimoweh

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# Awimoweh, awimoweh

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# Awimoweh! #

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Will you stop shouting in my ear?

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You're the one that's doing the shouting.

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Oi. Get off my mate.

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You get off him! Calm it, Eli.

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I'm jacking this in. I'm serious.

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Wassup, divots?

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What are you doing here, king dropout?

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Oh, sorry, am I late? I was too busy doing some - ahem...

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# ..voca-a-a-al warm-ups! #

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I thought you quit.

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Well, I did, but it's evident you guys need me. So, what's up?

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We can't sing, and the song's rubbish.

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Well, luckily for you guys, I spent some time last night

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messing around with the track, and I reworked it.

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That still doesn't solve the problem that we can't sing.

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Leave that to me, Agness.

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You see, a choir is like a big speaker of people.

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-Ain't that right, Dexter?

-Kind of.

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So, tweeters on this side, woofers over here.

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Ash, you got a good set of pipes, yeah?

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It's true. I'm a gifted man.

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Well, maybe you should stand at the back,

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so you can really give it some welly. Yeah?

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Isaac, you need to sing in a higher key.

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And, Eli, Eli, my main man?

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Move your mouth up and down, open, close, like you're singing,

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but, for me, don't let a sound come out.

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Now, the rest of you, after three, give me an awimoweh.

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One, two, three.

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# Awimoweh. #

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That sounded proper good, that did.

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I can't believe we're stuck here doing this.

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-It's your fault.

-Er, how?

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You totally wussed out in front of O'Brien.

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I wussed out? You were all rubbish and pathetic.

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Do you want to come here and say that?

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BOYS CHANT: Fight, fight, fight, fight...

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Whoa, girls!

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-She started it.

-I never!

-I don't care who started it,

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bring it on! Maybe I underestimated you two.

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Right, you in that corner, you over there.

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Now, I want no biting and a good, clean fight.

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HE BLOWS WHISTLE

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What is this?!

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Er, all right? I was just showing them what sparring looks like.

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So...they can avoid it. You know, for their own safety.

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That's it. I'm shutting this club down.

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-What?!

-I can't have pupils fighting in my school.

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Girls, I am very disappointed in you.

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When I said, "Get back in the ring," this is not what I had in mind!

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Now come on, shake hands.

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So does that mean no more boxing club, sir?

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No. It's political correctness gone mad.

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Listen, girls, I run an after-hours boxing club at the YMCA.

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You're welcome to come along for a few bouts.

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But I am warning you, it does get pretty tasty.

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Mr Nunn, what are you doing?

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Just saying that violence is never the answer.

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Better get a quick bog drop in before the...

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Oh, no.

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Locks! Ding-Dong's an evil genius.

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My secret toilet out of bounds, for ever!

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If it makes any difference, I stole you some of this.

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Two-ply! Thanks, mate.

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It's just my way of saying, y'know...sorry.

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Well, five years to go at this school.

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I suppose I was always going to have to brave the school bogs one day.

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Wish me luck. I'm going in.

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Godspeed, pal.

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Following the excesses of last week's show...

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..it is a privilege to introduce

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something more classically satisfying...

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our new choir, formed by former Elmsbury teacher Mr Harris.

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ALL, IN TUNE: Awimoweh, awimoweh, awimoweh, awimoweh

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# Awimoweh, awimoweh, awimoweh, awimoweh

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# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight

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# In the jungle, the...big... jungle, the lion sleeps tonight

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THEY VOCALISE

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# Yeah, it's a jungle out here in my manor, subtropical Elmsmere

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# You can smell foul stench from the rainforest floor

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# Droppings from the beasts that walked here before

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# We got big grizzlies teaching PE, some sloths in music taking it easy

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# Two old elephants fighting to be the boss, yo

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# Still haven't clocked, though, who's the head honcho

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# Maybe it's me, I could be the sleeping lion

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# Wake up as the king, rule over you like a giant

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# But now I'm just a cub in this jungle book

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# And I need all of my friends in this jungle, look

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# Kids are cruel, if we act the fool and they see us

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# In the playground they'll be laughing like hyenas

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# Dog eat dog, real friends and no fakes

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# So shhhhhhhh, watch out for those snakes!

0:25:290:25:32

# It's a jungle. #

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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It NEVER sounded like that when we did it at Scouts.

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You got to admit, cuz, I knocked it out the park.

0:25:510:25:54

Yeah, that's only cos you were performing my songs, bro.

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All right, your flow was good. For a Year Seven.

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What on earth do you call that?

0:26:040:26:06

I was expecting finely honed close harmonies, not that abomination.

0:26:060:26:11

Shows we can move with the times, encourage difficult kids...?

0:26:110:26:14

Really? Because I call it a complete embarrassment.

0:26:140:26:17

-Mr Harris!

-I can explain. You see, some of the kids dropped out and...

0:26:170:26:22

That was great! So refreshing.

0:26:220:26:24

I can see our teachers have got a lot to live up to.

0:26:240:26:27

Under the circumstances, I... suppose you did your best.

0:26:280:26:32

Well done.

0:26:320:26:33

You did so well. I'm so proud!

0:26:340:26:37

You've just headlined assembly. This is your big chance to make a move.

0:26:370:26:42

Yeah, but I also ruined choir for her, bro.

0:26:420:26:44

So I doubt she's going to be that into it.

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-Hey, Josh.

-Hey, Rach.

-What's up?

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I'm standing outside the assembly hall feeling like a dingbat,

0:26:490:26:52

-to be honest.

-Well, I really liked what you did up there.

0:26:520:26:55

Really? I mean, course you did.

0:26:550:26:57

I mean, what I did up there was pretty special, you know.

0:26:570:27:01

Do you think I'll be able to join the choir again?

0:27:010:27:04

Yes. Um, Mr Harris?

0:27:040:27:06

Mr Harris, how would you feel about Rachel joining choir again?

0:27:060:27:09

I'm really sorry, guys, but I think that was a one-off.

0:27:090:27:12

Bit too much work for me. Unless Miss Parkwood wants to take over.

0:27:120:27:16

Maybe.

0:27:160:27:18

Oh, wait, I just remembered I have a life.

0:27:180:27:22

Erm, maybe we can, er, catch up

0:27:240:27:27

and talk music over a burger or something?

0:27:270:27:30

Sure. When's good?

0:27:300:27:32

I got a gap in my schedule right now.

0:27:320:27:33

And could you bring one of your friends?

0:27:330:27:36

Preferably a sparkly one, cos I do like 'em feisty.

0:27:360:27:39

They're all busy tonight. Maybe another time.

0:27:390:27:42

Ash!

0:27:450:27:47

Well done, mate(!) Thanks for blowing it.

0:27:470:27:49

Don't know why I bother.

0:27:490:27:50

-# You can't live with 'em

-And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:530:27:55

# When they're up, they rub it in your face

0:27:550:27:56

# Kick you when you're down

0:27:560:27:58

-# When no-one understands them

-You know what they're on about

0:27:580:28:00

-# Always going to be around

-Got to find the common ground

0:28:000:28:03

# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here?

0:28:030:28:07

-# You see 'em every day

-You can never get away

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BOTH: # The only time when you're the boss is four o'clock. #

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