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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Wash that stress out, like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# You should stay, it can change | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days, bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line this day is sure to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock! # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
DANCE MUSIC | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Oh, this is not your personal dance floor..! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
TURNS MUSIC OFF | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
Hey! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Nero! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
I'm so, so sorry I... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
I'll pay you back! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
This club, it's doing auditions. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
And if I get it, I'll be in the money and then I can pay you... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
No, you are not dancing in a club! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-It's only on Friday nights. I'd be home by two. -No! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-Come on, Auntie. Please! This could be the start of something. -Yeah. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
The start of an argument that you will not win! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
# This could be my big break | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
# The path to dance stardom and she's in my way | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
# Thing is, this could be her break, too | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
# "The famous aunt who helped him break through" | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
# Instead of being "that weird woman with the dolls | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
# "Bought from every corner of the world" | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
# I could be in every corner of it, too | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
# From Paris, New York to Kathmandu | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
# With my aunt as my trusty sidekick | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
# Travelling around, seeing all the nice bits | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
# Cooking all the meals, doing a good job | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
# After the shows, little foot rub | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
# Pulling all my stuff on them airport trolleys | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
# Getting paid with only the finest of dollies | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
# And the best part of the deal, for her duty | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
# One incredible doll of yours truly! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
# Ha! Now, who wouldn't want that? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
# If she can't see that's good, she's gone mad! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
# But if I can't convince her for the better | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
# Maybe I'll just have to not tell her! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
# Coz I can move so quick that she won't peep it | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
# Go out and do my audition in secret | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
# In the end, she'll know she can't lose | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
# Now all I need's a place to practise my moves! # | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
So, I need space to practise for this really important... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
..surprise dance for Mrs C. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Can I use your living room? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Erm, I guess. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Absolutely not! We've got important performance reviews this week | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
and the last thing we need is Johnson cavorting about. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
It ain't cavorting. It's freestyle. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Talking of which, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
I wondered if you fancied a spot of lunchtime badminton. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
You know, work up a bit of a sweat, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
get rid of some of that professional tension. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Erm... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
I'd love to, but I can't. I've got recorder club. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
They're super-keen this year. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
That's a shame. Next time, eh? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Yeah. That'd be great. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Lizzie! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
Yo, Dex... So about this room, yeah? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Science club this lunchtime? Anyone...? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
How many have you signed up? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Roughly... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
..none. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
-I could come. -I thought you had recorder club? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
I do, but no-one's turned up for weeks. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Hang on... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
That means the music room is free at lunchtime, so... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
..can I use it? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-All right, just... -Don't tell Bell you lied, yeah? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Why don't I take some of these and drum up some support? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Dexter! Not just anyone! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Right... | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
Trust me. It'll all be fine. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Hi. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
What happened to global warming? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Hey, Isaac! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Oi! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Make your own! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
All right, I will! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
If you give us the keys to your room... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Yeah, like I'm really just going to hand over... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
We've got custard creams! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
All right, done. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
And as you can see, since you took over, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
there's been a sharp fall in the number of detentions. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Really? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I mean, not that I'm surprised. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I always knew I had the golden touch. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Piffle! They're just the same as they always were! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
You're just failing to catch them at it. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
I need to be sure that these kids are being caught and punished. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
If not... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
No! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
No, please don't give me a bad performance review! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
You've got until the end of the week. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
If I don't see at least 30 more detentions... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
30?! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Explore the wonders of the universe! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Join now for a free amoeba...? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Science club! Please, science club, anyone? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Cool! I need a hobby for my hobbies badge. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Owen! Great! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Erm... | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
I ain't joining! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh, jolly good. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
What do you mean? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Why don't you want me? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-Are you going to be doing explosions? -No! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Really, no. -You are, aren't you! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
No! I promise! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Wicked! See you there. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Wait! Give that back! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Where are they? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Who? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
The usual. Johnson, Garland, Grant and Co. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
There's a few of them in there, but... | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Gotcha! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Hey, Mr Bell. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
Milk? Sugar? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Oh... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
Detention! All of you! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Eh? What for? Why? We ain't done nothing! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-So, Bell here... -That's Mr Bell to you. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
..just came steaming into Isaac's like he's a one-man-junta | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
and gave us all an hour's incarceration for no reason! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
I'll call you back, sorry. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I don't have to explain myself to you, Burton. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I'm rather afraid you do, Crispin. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Children have a right to know what they're being punished for. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Well, for a start, they were drinking hot drinks | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
without adequate liddage. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
And handing round biscuits that may contain nuts. It was chaos! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
You can't give out detentions | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
for spurious health and safety violations. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Epic fail, Ding-Dong. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Epic. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Have a detention, all of you. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Yeah, because that worked out really well for you last time. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Insolence. And talking back. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Ah, yes... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
It rather appears you've talked yourself into a detention after all. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
What?! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
When did tyranny become so predictable? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Answers at hashtag lame old witch. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Yes! Detention! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
And from now on, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
no pupils will be allowed inside school at breaktime. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
You're joking me? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Ha! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
# You know what? Let's face it | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
# Ding-Dong's a pain in the neck, but he's basic | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
# We all know the real warlord, Anita | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
# Andress remote-controlling the teachers | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
# Sending out her minions, forcing her opinions | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
# Wicked Witch of Elmsmere, this is her dominion | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
# Thinks she's got all of her enemies beat | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
# But that old hag isn't ready for me | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
# Ah, look at Clem, she thinks she's incredibly deep | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
# And if I'm honest now it's really getting to me | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
# Always picking fights and expecting us to agree | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
# I mean, 'Leesh, who died and made Clem queen! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
# Er, dunno, never been very good at history | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
# But as for Clem, why she's so bossy is a mystery | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
# She's like a giant turning everything to rubble | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
# And you just know she'll only get us in more trouble! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
# But what if I start playing for keeps? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
# Today could be the day for slaying the beast! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
# But what if we start playing for keeps? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
# Today could be the day for slaying the beast! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
# Ah! Off she goes on another little rampage | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
# Like an elephant let loose in a bat cave | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
# If someone just stood up to her, they would be such a gem | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
# But saying that, though, who's gonna stand up to Clem? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
# No-one's got the guts except me for this war | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
# Andress ain't gonna enslave us no more | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
# And who better to lead a revolution but me? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
# Bring on the beast, it's time to break free! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
# But what if we start playing for keeps? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
# Today could be the day for slaying the beast. # | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Dexter! How did you get on? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Two pupils... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Two? Who? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Owen Garland and Eli Grant. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Eli Grant...? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Didn't he glue the year sevens to the back of the gym? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
That was several weeks ago. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Don't worry, I'll make sure he's no trouble. Promise. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
What do we want?! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
To be allowed in school at breaktimes! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
When do we want it? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Oh... Soon? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Now! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Is that it? It doesn't even scan! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Where are you going? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Science club. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
What, you two? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
Oh... You are, right... | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Go on, then. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Maybe we should join science club. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Yeah. That's what they want us to do! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Mr Harris said I can use the music room. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Ah-ah-ah-ah... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Nice try, Johnson. I happen to know that the music room | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
has been booked out for recorder club. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Yeah, no, I'm in recorder club. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Really? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
And Mr Harris can confirm this? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yeah... | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
Well, let's go and ask him, shall we? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Oh, erm... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
We're in recorder club, too! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
What? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Has anybody else suddenly remembered that they're in recorder club? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Yep! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
What are you doing? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
I ain't staying out here, it's freezing! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
It's time to see what Mr Harris thinks of your nonsense. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Hello. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
I thought you had recorder club? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Didn't have time for badminton? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Yeah... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
So, where are they? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
We told you. We're recorder club. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Aren't we, sir? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
That's right! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
This lot? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Come on, guys. Grab yourselves a recorder! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
From over there, where they always are... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Let's start with erm... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Three Blind Mice. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
After four... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Two, three, four... | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
EAR-PIERCING RACKET | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Lovely! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Obviously, it's a modern interpretation. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Quite. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Would you like to hear something else? -No! Thank you. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
DREADFUL NOISE CONTINUES | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Excellent! Nice one, Dex! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Did I say you could stop? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Well, no, but... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
You know, we thought... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
You just thought that you could blag your way in here over lunch | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
-and get good, old Dexter to cover for you. -Well, yeah. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Uh-huh. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
First rule of recorder club, you play the recorder! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
AWFUL RECORDER MUSIC FROM NEXT ROOM | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
I was expecting Mr Harris, but we may as well get started. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
Yeah! What are we going to blow up first? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
What's this? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
It's a health and safety quiz. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Eh? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I did warn him it was all going to be really boring, Miss. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Well, I hope not really boring. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
But certainly safe. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
What? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
This is just like school! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Finished! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
OK... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
We're going to be starting with hydrogen. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
It's all around us. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Even in the air we breathe. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
But show it a flame... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Whoa! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Don't try that at home. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
How did you do that?! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Finish your quiz and I'll tell you. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
THEY PLAY THREE BLIND MICE - BADLY | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
I'm actually enjoying this! What we doing next? | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Nothing. I need to practise. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Well, I could play along with my recorder! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
No, I ain't dancing to no recorder. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
You're not dancing at all! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Yo, sir! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
You got a marker? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Nero! Clem! Stop what you're doing! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Nope! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Is the first word Andress? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
It's the third and fourth words you ain't going to like. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-TURNS MUSIC OFF -Right, that's enough! Everybody out! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Same time tomorrow, yeah? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
I don't think so. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
Oh, go on, sir! I want to learn how to play Greensleeves. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Sure. Same time tomorrow. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Yay! Better than freezing out there. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
What about my dance practice? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Auntie Liz ain't going to get no surprise dance like this! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
And, you know, what you going to do with you and the nerd group? | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
They want to learn recorder. This is recorder club. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Fine. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
If you won't get rid of them, I will. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Nero...! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
Oh, what's up? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Catch sight of your face? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Guessing you ain't heard the news. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Dexter's booked us in to play recorder in assembly. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
What? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Yay! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
When did we become his performing chimps? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
I guess the only thing we could do now | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
is not turn up to recorder club... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Hang on! This is a wind-up, isn't it? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
You just want the music room all to yourself. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Oi, sir! Nero says that the recorder club are playing in assembly. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
Is that true? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
In this school, nothing would surprise me. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
See? See? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
You're either very brave or very stupid. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Johnson tells me that your recorder club are playing in assembly. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
What? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Sounds good! We've got a slot tomorrow. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Tomorrow? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
We'll put you in. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
And we'll talk about it at your performance review. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Stay right there! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Stop running! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
You should come! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Turns out science is great! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
Check these out... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Eli, don't! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
You shouldn't take stuff out of the science lab! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
It's cool. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
No! Somebody could die. And I won't get my hobbies badge. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Hey, Miss! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Eli! Owen... | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Are we off to science club, Miss? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, I've got my performance review today. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
But I did bring this in for you. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
It's the book that first inspired my love of science when I was your age. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Oh, look at this... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Yes, I thought you might like that bit about home-made stink bombs. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
"Noxious odour." | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Cool! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
I tell you what. I'll put together a mixture | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
and you can see how smelly it is tomorrow. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
What's all this about recorder club playing in assembly? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
That? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
That was just a little scam to get rid of the girls. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Not any more. Miss Andress booked us in to play, tomorrow. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Tomorrow?! But that's when my audition is... | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
What audition? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
So I might have lied about Auntie's special dance... | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
You were going to bunk off school? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Yeah, but, this could be my big break. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Not any more. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
If you're not there in assembly, Miss Andress will want to know why. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
The same goes for you three. Recorder club, now! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-Oh, sir! -This is tyranny! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Come on, guys. Recorders are well-good. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
We've just got to pull together and try and do the best we can... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
# Pull together? Tell me he's kidding, right? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
# It's these doughnuts' fault that I'm in this tight, tricky position | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
# Now I'm on a mission fishing for a way I can make this audition | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
# And get some practice first, have to rehearse | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
# And this assembly is a curse! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
# Gotta bunk it off but a sickie won't work | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
# Really kinda hard when your aunt is a nurse! I need a plan! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
# I can change the landscape! Up against Andress take a stand, mate | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
# And take the ultimate result, leading a whole school-wide revolt! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
# And as a leader, brave and full of rage | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
# I can't be humiliated up on that stage | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
# By this embarrassing recorder show | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
# It's gonna mess up my rebellious flow so, you know, I need a plan! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
# I've gotta do something! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
# Coz I've kinda made a hash of trying to run things | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
# I can feel myself quaking in my shoes | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
# How on earth I am gonna nail my review? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
# Anita will flip when she witnesses | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
# What a mess of a show that this thing is | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
# And Nunn will make sure I don't get past noon | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
# Tomorrow without being the joke of the staffroom | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
# I need a plan! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
-# I need a plan! -I need a plan! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
# I need a plan! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
# The perfect plan | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
# Smarter than the average woman or man | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
# Sharper than any tool in your box | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
# Prepare for fireworks, just watch! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
# I need a plan! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
# Not there yet, but something will come to me soon, you can bet | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
# And, yep, this could go right to the wire | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
# But all I require is to be inspired | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
# I need a plan! I need a plan! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
# I need a plan! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
# I need a plan! # | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
At last! What time do you call this? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Too early for you to be in school o'clock. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Go on, beat it. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
Did no-one tell you? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
They've started early-morning detentions. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
And you Muppets are first in? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Typical. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Go on... | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Hey! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
Detention's that way! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Muppet! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
This is the stuff I was telling you about. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Oh...! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Rancid! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
I'm going to practise, so I'll meet you in the hall. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
DANCE MUSIC STARTS | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Detention. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Out. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-Oh, my memory stick! -Too late. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Oh, come on, sir. -Registration! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Now! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
Don't worry. You believe in us, don't you, sir? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Yeah... | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
Although, there is another option. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Go on! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I thought, instead of playing, | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
maybe you could mime along to this recording | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
of my university recorder club instead. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
You saying we're not...good enough? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Professional musicians often mime. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
To other people's music? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Yeah... | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I'm in! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Great. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
-So, well, I, er... -Give me a minute, fam. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Dexter's got the memory stick and I need that before I can go, so... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Good morning! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
What's in the bag? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Relax. It's just a little stink bomb. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
I'm not letting you sabotage my hobbies badge! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Please give a warm welcome to Mr Harris and his recorder club! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Oh...! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
Urgh! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
FIRE ALARM BLARES | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Will you all please make your way sensibly to the exit. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
It's the drains! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
COMMOTION | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Can you at least walk, please! Walk! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
See you! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
No, wait! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
We should keep playing, like they did in Titanic. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
SHE PLAYS TERRIBLY | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-What you doing?! -We're occupying the hall. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
See how Andress likes it, locked out of her own school. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Yeah, good luck with that. I got an audition to go to. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Sorry, no splitters. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Clem, I've got to go! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
So do I. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Owen stinks. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
You stink, mate! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
And let us out! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
ALL: Out! Out! Out! Out! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I've taken the register. All present and correct. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Apart from the usual suspects. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Typical. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
No doubt they set off the fire alarm | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
as well as creating that appalling smell. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Though how they knew how to make their own stink bomb, I don't know. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
No, me, neither... | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Quick! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Tie me to the coat hooks. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Why? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
Because, then, they can't blame me. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I can smell smoke. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Nice try. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
No, so can I. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
Oh, come on, there ain't really a fire. Why would there be? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Well, I did mix the yellow chemical in with the blue stuff... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Blue and yellow make green in art, but... | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
..maybe, in chemistry, they make fire? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Run! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Everyone, run! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Stop right there! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Setting off the fire alarm? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Do you realise how much trouble you're in? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
-Detention. -Oh, no. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
I think we're talking exclusion. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
But there is a fire, Miss! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
We totally raised the alarm | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
and, you know, stayed back until everyone was out. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
We're actual heroes. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
A likely story. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Out! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
Out! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
You're welcome... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
I cannot believe we got away with that. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Yeah, still stuck out here in the freezing cold though, aren't we. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Yeah, this ain't right. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
I've got to have it out with Andress. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
What? No! Stop! You're only going to make things worse! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Again! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Oi! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
Andress! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
PUPILS ALL GASP | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
The fire alarm... | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I let it off. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Yes, yes, well done. We've been through this. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
But... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
I didn't let it off because there were no fire. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I let it off because I wanted to lock you out of your own school. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Let us back in at break, Mandress. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
Absolutely not! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Detention. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
One for cheek. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
And shall we say ten for setting off the alarm. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
That's 11 detentions. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
11. All to be completed by the end of the week. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
But there's only three days left of school. How's that going to work? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Well, you'll have to come in at breaktime and do them. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Hang on? So, she gets to stay in the warm? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Well, I helped her occupy the hall, too! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-Yeah, so did me and Owen. -Oh, thanks! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Very well. You'll have to come in at breaktime and do detention, too. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Oh... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
Thanks. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
And me! | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
And me! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
And me! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
And me! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
And me! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
Hang on! Hang on! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Who here feels they've done something to deserve a detention? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
ALL: Me! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
I think you'll find I've hit my target. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Hey! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Guess what? I think I might just make science club this lunchtime! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
No! | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
No, Dexter! Science club is... | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
..cancelled. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
But why? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
It was Eli! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
The stink bombs, the fire... All of it! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Science club is the cause. It has to stop. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
And you... | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
..never help me again! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
Hang on... | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
Sorry... Nero Johnson. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
Music? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Oh, er... | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
Whenever you're ready. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:12 | |
OK, then. Play... | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
RECORDER MUSIC | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Er... | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
Next! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
-# Can't live with 'em -And you can't keep them out | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
# When you're up there Rub it in your face | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
-# Kick you when you're down -But when no-one understands them | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
-# You know what they're on about -Always gonna be around | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
# Got to find the common ground | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
# If you see him every day You can never get away | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. # | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 |