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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Clothes for charity. Donate here. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Lollies for clothes, oyez, oyez. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Is that really necessary? Where'd you get it anyway? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
It's my gran's. She rings it every time she needs the bedpan. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
You two rag and boneheads every heard of dignity? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Will you still be laughing when we get our fundraising activity badge? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
-Yeah. -All right? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Jeggings. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
You do know we're collecting for the same cause? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
You're disgusting. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Sweeties for sweaters. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Lovely lollies for your under-trolleys. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Stop this infernal riot, Grant. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
You, detention. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-In fact, detention for all of you? -What? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-Nah, but, sir... -Oh, shut up, Johnson. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Mark my words... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
when I am officially deputy head... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
I'm going to be making a few changes around here. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Surprise. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
No. Is it? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
I saw you looking at it online. It's that design you like, right? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Dexter, thank you. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
I've been wanting it for ages, but their stuff is so expensive. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
It's custom. One of a kind. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
I bet. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
It is the right one, isn't it? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Yes. Absolutely. Definitely. -Good. See you later. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
Thanks again. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Very sweet of you. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Is it supposed to look like that? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Or did you spill chemicals all over it? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
You're not actually going to wear it, are you? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Only it's making me feel a bit sick. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
My nan's got a cardigan like this. Her Chihuahua uses it as a bed. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
It was a gift. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
I was going to hang it up here. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
I know what a goalpost looks like, boy, I'm not an idiot. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
This is a jumper. Now put it on! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
He's officially lost it. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
If he's like that now, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
what's he going to be like when he's deputy head? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Bell cannot get that job. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Reckon you could get the geek to go for it? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
You need to boost his confidence, massage his ego, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
convince Mr Harris he's the right man for the job. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
You mean get inside his head, puff the man up a bit? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Yeah, exactly. Textbook psychology. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Yeah, right. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Seriously, Dex, you'd be an awesome deputy. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
You're already the best music teacher in the school. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I'm the only music teacher. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
When they've got one as good as you, they don't need no others. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
You could really turn Elmsmere around. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Why do you care so much? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Sometimes you've just got to take a leap of faith. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I believe in you. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
# Deputy head, eh? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
# It's got a nice ring to it | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
# I could bring a bit of musical influence | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
# End all cruelty, bring more unity | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
# Instead of detention, kids learn to play keys fluently | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
# That'll get 'em on my side | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
# They can't say that's unfair | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
# If I play my cards right | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
# I might get an armchair | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
# One that spins around with a cat in my arms, yeah | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
# I could be the big boss I'd be an awesome one, yeah | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
# I need apply | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
# If Bell gets in charge, I can't even lie | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
# That's the end of any kind of fun in school | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
# If Dex gets it, it'll be wonderful | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
# Cos Bell's just a monster | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
# And under all the shirts, blazers and ties | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
# He's a dark under lord that breathes out thunderballs | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
# Every single kid trying to run from school | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
# He'll take away lunch, no nourishment | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
# And bring back corporal punishment | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
# I just want a lame old teacher | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
# I don't wanna I don't wanna strict one either | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
# Have a food fight and there ain't no clean up | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
# Dex is tame We could do what we want | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
# Shorten the school day Cancel the homework | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
# Kids at the white board teaching the grown-ups | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-ALL: -# They don't know that I'm in charge | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
# Little do they know that I'm in charge | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
# I'll soon show that I'm in charge I'm in charge, I'm in charge | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
# No, they don't know that I'm in charge | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
# Little do they know that I'm in charge | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
# I'll soon show that I'm in charge I'm in charge, I'm in charge | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# If I get this position | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
# It would mean better living | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
# Change my life for the better | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
# Like start a family with Lizzie | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
# That is what I envision | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
# To afford a big kitchen | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
# Have a family meal | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
# I would be a good parent | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
# That takes making decisions of course | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
# Yes, I've got to take a chance | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
# Confidence can take you far | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
# Be responsible | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
# Man up and take charge | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
# Man up and take charge | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
# Man up and take | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
# Man up and take charge. # | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
All right, I'll do it. I'll apply for the deputy head job. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
OK, look, I'm happy because you're going to be mint, innit? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Go on. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Two lollies, please. -Yeah. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Make that... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
COUGHING | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
..four. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Sure. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-Are you going to share them? -Nah, I might need 'em. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
OK, I'll get my own, then. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-Good. -Good. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
This floor is well sticky. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Lizzie? Have you got any old lab coats you don't want? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
Liz? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Eh... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Get your lollies. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Here you go. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
That is rank. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
It's like a knitted migraine. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Who'll give me five for it? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
It's not a competition, Eli. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Except it is, but you won't admit it's one | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
because you can't handle a proper one. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Ooh-kay! See you later, then. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Right, here's the deal. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
We take everything we collected today down to the charity shop | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
and tomorrow we start from scratch. Whoever collects the most | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
by the end of the day is the winner. Happy? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Bring it on. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Are you sure you don't want any? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
MICROWAVE DINGS | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Johnson, could you ask that man to pass me the salt, please? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Dexter... -Crispin, this is silly. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Johnson, could you tell him that I am going to eat this in the lounge | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
so that I don't have to look at his back-stabbing, traitorous face. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Get that? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
Maybe I shouldn't have applied for the job. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Listen...you're the best candidate and you know it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Tell them all your skills and hobbies. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
They want to know that you're a well-rounded person. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
Everything is relevant. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Stamp collecting. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
It shows that you're organised and focused and good with... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Boring, repetitive. Let's forget about stamp collecting. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Mrs Goodman also wants ten ideas to improve Elmsmere. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
OK. OK. Off you go, then. First things that come to mind. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Em... | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Paint the main gates a different colour. -No. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-New blinds in the staffroom? -No. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Nicer...doors? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
-Ugh, this isn't working. -It's cos you're thinking small. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
You just need to think bigger, come up with mad ideas | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
and, you know, fire up your brain. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
OK. How about replace history with live historical re-enactments. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
-Yes. -Bulldoze the playground. -Yes. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Yes. -Turn it into a battlefield. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-That's excellent. -And bring in tanks. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
HE IMITATES EXPLOSIONS That's it! That's it. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
You need to come up with the most insane, craziest, maddest ideas | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
and then write them all down, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
throw them away and work backwards from there. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
You know, if I get this job, we should go out and celebrate. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-That'd be nice. -You could even wear your new cardie. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Fingers crossed. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Dexter's ideas for improving Elmsmere? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
OK. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
-Ready to go? -Yeah. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
My mother's travel scales - pinpoint accurate. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
She's never paid for excess baggage in her life. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
And I...have got my secret weapon. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
More lollies? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Bigger lollies. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Booyah. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Hey, Owen, if I've got the heaviest bag at the weigh-in, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
do you think they'll make me patrol leader? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
# This is charity - all for one, and one for all | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
# Everybody's in for the same cause | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
# To help others | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
# It's not about ourselves | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
# But Eli's made it a competition now | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
# Can't he see it's not all about winning? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
# I'm going to beat him so he learns the lesson | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
# I'd only be doing it to save the world from Eli | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
# When he shows off to get with the girls | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# And how dare he say he's above me in the Scouts' rank? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# I am the Super Scout, times a thousand | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
# And I'll stop him from winning, won't fumble | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
# There's no rules in the law of the jungle | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
# Yeah | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
# This is the law of the jungle | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
-BOTH: -# Scavengers, predators | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
# There's no rules in this habitat, ever | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
# It's harsh because | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
# This is the law of the jungle | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
# There's winners and losers | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
# There'll only be one winner - guess who it is | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
# This isn't about winning, it's about honour | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
# Owen underestimates my Scout valour | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
# And the rest of the troops do, too | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
# But wait till I show them what I can do | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
# I'm a winner | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
# Yep, I win all day | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
# I win when I'm asleep, I win when I'm awake | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
# I'll get the most clothes at the end of the day | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
# And everyone will cheer when I do my parade | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
# Because | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
# This is the law of the jungle | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
# Scavengers, predators | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
# There's no rules in this habitat, ever | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
# It's harsh because | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
# This is the law of the jungle | 0:12:01 | 0:12:06 | |
# There's winners and losers | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
# There's only one winner - guess who? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
# It's me! # | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Bet you can't guess what I'm thinking. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
No idea. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
Thankfully. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Oi. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
You know that came out of a bin? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Get over yourself, Bake-Off. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I got this from a posh vintage shop - | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
it cost ACTUAL money. And don't pretend you're not jeal - | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I can see it in your stupid gnome face. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Lies! | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
I gave it to them boys, and you got it from the charity shop. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Oh, my actual days! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Like I'd go to the charity shop | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
and spend, like, £5.99 on a dead person's cardigan. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
For my life - I ain't you! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Anyway, what I was thinking was... | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Er... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
No, it's gone! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Thanks for sharing. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Oi, Isaac! You got any old overalls? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
You'll have to be quicker than that! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
ELI GROWLS | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
We usually keep these for idiots who've forgotten their kit. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
You do know that I'm one of those idiots, don't you, sir? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Yeah, obviously. Idiot. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
RAPID FOOTSTEPS | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
Sir? How would you like to help the underprivileged? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Too late! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
Here you go. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
Owen said to boost his confidence. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Now Dexter thinks he can do no wrong! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Tanks? In the school? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Robot guards? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Aerial drone patrols? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Chaining us to our desks? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
He doesn't actually think he can do all this, does he? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
We can't take that chance. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
We HAVE to break his confidence. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
I mean, I actually know less about music since taking your class. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
You're making us more stupid. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
I didn't realise you felt like this. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
What's going on here? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
We were just telling Dexter how much of a rubbish teacher he is. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
It's like being taught be a clown! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Yeah, all right, girls... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
cut the man some slack, yeah? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Have some respect. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Hey, Dex... | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I made a mistake. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
What about? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
About you going for the deputy head job. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Look, you don't have respect. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Maybe you're right. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Um... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
I should probably tell Mrs Goodman I'm withdrawing my application. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
-Meditating with me, it would be just lovely. -Thank you. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
-Um, Mrs Goodman, could I have a word? -Yes. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
I've, er, recently updated my CV, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
and I've listed all my various skills and hobbies. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Oh. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Huh. I never knew you could ride a horse. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Or speak Italian! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
-Molto bene! -Oh! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
I think you'll find my credentials stack up quite well | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
against the other candidate. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Ah, well, there is no other candidate. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
I'm afraid Dexter's just dropped out of the running. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
He has? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
So we just need to watch you doing some teaching, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
and then we'll sort out your new salary and perks. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
I can't wait. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
I'm looking forward to really defining my role. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
This new deputy head job - how much of a raise are we talking, exactly? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
My new cardigan - the one that Dexter got me? Have you seen it? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Oh, that well-ugly one. I thought you hated it. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
It cost a fortune. It'll break his heart! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Oh! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
So your sister breaks Dexter's heart, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
finds out it was your fault, then she breaks YOU. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Is that about the size of things? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
# This problem's like a horrid bit of knitting | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
# It's all tied up in knots, I'm not kidding | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
# That cardigan was the ugliest thing I've ever seen | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
# I couldn't think of something worse in a bad dream | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
# I took it from the bin, it wasn't mine to give away | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
# And then I had the cheek to swap it for a lolly | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
# I'm sorry, now Lizzie needs it back | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
# Dexter bought it as a present and he'll think she hated it | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
# If she's not got it round her shoulders, he'll say that's a wrap | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
# And Lizzie will be left heartbroken | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
# Who's to blame for that? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
# I think we all know the answer to that | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
# So I've gotta get it back now | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
# You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
# Gotta get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
# You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
# Gotta get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
# You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
# Gotta get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
# Can't see Lizzie heartbroken | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
# Got to get this cardigan | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
# First I gave it to the boys | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
# # They gave it to charity | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
# What's the chances Ingrid bought it? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
# Now she wears it casually | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
# Evidence leads back to me | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
# If Lizzie knew, she'd actually | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
# Probably never speak to me | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
# Forever be mad at me | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
# If she sees Ingrid in it, I'm dead meat! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
# You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
# Gotta get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-# How?! -You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
# Gotta get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
-# Now! -You gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
# Got to get a, gotta get a cardie back | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
# Can't see Lizzie heartbroken | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
# Got to get this cardigan. # | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
PHONE CAMERA CLICKS | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Eurgh, move! I've got to put these online, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
and I don't need you floating around in the background | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
like a weird balloon. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
I wasn't meant to sell that cardigan. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
I need it back. It was a mistake. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
Well, you're a mistake. LOL! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Out loud. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
I'll give you double what you paid for it. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
50, or you ain't having nothing. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
50?! I ain't got that kind of money. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Then what are you even wasting my time for, you povvo? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Crispin, this is Judith, one of our brilliant governors. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
So, are you all set for us to observe your lesson? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
Well, yes. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
It's Cold War Britain - 1945 to 1951 - | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
one of my personal favourites. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Oh. How would you feel about giving an impromptu Italian lesson? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
You want me to teach them Italian? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Yes, well, since you speak it fluently... | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Molto bene. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Er, ciao. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Arrivederci. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
Oh, fantastico. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
You. Go to the library and get me a book on basic Italian. Now. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
-Name? -Eli Grant. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
You have an overdue book. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-ELI SIGHS -That book was rubbish. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
You put a lion in a wardrobe, right, you're going to make it angry. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
You know how many people that lion attacked? None. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
TWO YEARS overdue?! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
There's a fine. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
Let me off the few pence - I'm in a hurry. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
£68.25. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -What? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
What's this? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Oh, she would only give me one. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Basic Italian Cooking? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
I need a language book. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Are you ready, Crispin? | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
Yes. Just finalising my lesson plan. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Italy. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Rome. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Pasta. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
Spaghetti. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Who here knows any Italian words? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-Pizza. -THEY LAUGH | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Pizza. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Um, what about you? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Er... | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
garlic bread? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
And you? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Sono nato in Italia. Ben al Italiano, Senior Bell. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Er... | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
I was born in Sicily, sir. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Well, well... | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Well, you can... | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
keep quiet! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I'll not have any cheating in this lesson. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
HE SPEAKS FLUENT ITALIAN | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Quiet, boy! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
So, who can tell me the meaning of... | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Cannelloni del frutti di mare? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Not you. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Well, that was certainly interesting, Crispin. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
I wasn't on form. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
And the pressure of today. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
You have to give me a second chance. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
All set, then, love? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
What's going on? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Why are you dressed like that? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Hasn't she told you? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
I've applied for the deputy head job. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
She's going to interview me. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
What time do you want me? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
-Nunn? -THEY ALL SIGH | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Deputy Head Nunn? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Normally, I'd say he wouldn't stand a chance, but after THAT lesson...? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Nunn would be a nightmare. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Worst of the lot. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
He's not a very nice man. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
You've got to get Dexter to run for head again. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
Where'd you find that cardigan? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
I did not "find" it, | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
I literally bought it in a real shop. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
I thought it was a one-off. Can I have it? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Have it? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Er...no. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
That's not how stuff works, Mr So-Called-Thingy. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
All right! I'll buy it off you - how much do you want? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
90. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
What?! That's more than I... | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
You ain't the only one offering me money for this, you know. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
It's, like, well in demand. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
Yo, Dexter. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Um... | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
What? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
You've got to run for deputy head. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
What's the point? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
No-one respects me - you said it yourself. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Look, I lied. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
You know? We only talked you out of it cos of that weird list you wrote. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
What weird list? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Come on, the one about tanks and robots and drones... | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Oh! That list was just me and Lizzie messing about. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
As if I think those were good ideas. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
What?! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
You really should run for it, then. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-Nah. -Come on, Dexter! You're the only option! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
I'm not applying for deputy head. Listen, Nero... | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Forget it, Dexter. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
I don't know why I even bothered - you never do ANYTHING for me. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Nero? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Nero! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Yeah, 6.5. Same as me. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
It's a draw, then? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
Anticlimax, much? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
I guess that makes me as good a Scout as you. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Oh! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
"DUELLING BANJOS" STYLE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Oh! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Phew! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Er, they're still the same weight. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Fine! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
-I -am the best Scout! -I -am! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
You may have won... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
but at least I've still got my honour. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Yeah. And Owen has to go on the bus in his pants. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
It isn't here! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
What have you done with it? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
With what, miss? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Why aren't you wearing proper school uniform? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
This is bad. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
All right, sir? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
Interview? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
Get lost, Johnson. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
You done your prep yet? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Eh? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Prep? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Yeah, prep. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Goodman wants ten good ideas for changing the school. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
You know what? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Dexter's surprisingly done some brilliant ones | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
before he dropped out. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Sorry about the smell. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
I didn't have a chance to shower after rugby. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
You're looking as lovely as ever, ladies. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
I do love a powerful woman. Women. Both. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Ah! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
We can talk money later. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
First, ideas. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
How about aerial drone patrols? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Robot guards and tanks? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
And that's just for starters. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Boom! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Nero, I... | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Oh, Dexter! | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
You haven't come to reapply, have you? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Because, between us, the job is yours if you want it. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
Thank you, but... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
my hands are really full. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Like I was telling Nero earlier, I'm his guardian - he comes first. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
-SHE SIGHS -Oh, well. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Sorry I messed you about, Dex. And, by the way... | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
-thanks. -You have to trust me, Nero. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
You're what matters to me the most. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
You and Lizzie. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Yeah, er...about that. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Why are you destroying that? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
This isn't hers, this is another one. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
I can't have her thinking there's more than one. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Dexter, about my cardigan. I have a confession...to... | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Still on for dinner? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
Well, congratulations, deputy head. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
I promise I won't let you down. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-Worth celebrating, I think. -Mm. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Lovely. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
I thought it was appropriate to come to my favourite little Italian. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
(Since you speak Italian.) | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Tu parli italiano? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Excellente! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
Posso offrirti qualcosa da bere? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Garlic-a bread. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
-# Can't live with 'em -And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
# Kick you when you're down | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
-# But what no-one understands them -You know what they're on about | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-# Always gonna be around -Gotta find a common ground | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
-# If you see 'em every day -You can never get away | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. # | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 |