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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# So the only time is now - 4 O'Clock | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
But I'm a teacher. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Do I have to deliver Valentine's cards? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
The students need to know that we care about more than just teaching. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Oh, come on, Crispin. Spread the lurve. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
How many cards do you think you'll get? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
None, hopefully. As always. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
You've never had a Valentine's Day card? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
No, and I don't want one either. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
-Clem's never had a Valentine. -Yeah, I know, I just heard. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Clem's never had a Valentine? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-CLEM SIGHS -No, she never. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Oi, Nero, Clem's never had a Valentine! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
You're joking me? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
No, I've never had a Valentine! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
So you can stop going on about it. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
So...who thinks they are going to get a Valentine card? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
CLEM GROANS | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Somebody REALLY wants a Valentine. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
From you. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
Shut up, man. No, she don't. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Does she? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Well, I imagine she is highly likely to be sending you one. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
And if she does, and you don't send her one back... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Don't stress. You're definitely getting a Valentine's card. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
I told you, I don't care. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Not even if it's from Nero? He well fancies ya. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
I can see it. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
I'm like one of them flying love baby things | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
with all the arrows in 'em. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
# Just rumours, or not? Is Nero getting me a card? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
# What's my reaction if he does? Do I even know what I want? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
# All my feelings all mixed up like a bittersweet cake mixture. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
# Tangled like a rope, is there any hope? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
# Course I like him, how much though? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
# More than friends? I don't know | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
# If we were, am I sure it wouldn't ruin what we have before? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
# Is it worth it at all? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
# All our friends say they're certain | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
# That we could be more then friends | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
# How can they know when I'm not even sure of it? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-BOTH: -# Sometimes... I don't understand myself | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
# Sometimes | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
# Sometimes | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
# Ooh | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# Just rumours...or not? Is Clem expecting a card? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# Do I act on it if she does, man? I don't even know what she wants! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
# My feelings all mixed up like a bag of sweet and salty popcorn. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
# Tangled like a rope, is there any hope? I feel torn. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
# Should I try to be more then friends, just be bold and nice? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
# One minute she likes me, next minute she's cold as ice. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
# All my mates banging on about us being more than friends | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
# How do they know when I'm not even sure of it - huh? # | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Isaac? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Yeah, OK, throw it on there if you want it burnt. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
I don't want it burned. What do you think? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Are you asking me out? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
They're for Lizzie! She was looking at them in the shop. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I want to show her that I am serious about our relationship. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
You can't buy earrings for a dog! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Lizzie isn't the name of my dog. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Good. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
I didn't want to say anything, but you can't call your dog Lizzie. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
And don't pierce her ears. It's cruel. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm NOT putting earrings on a dog. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Well, I'm glad I've talked some sense into you. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
How was hockey? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Let's just call it a blur of agony and leave it there. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-Rugby? -Same as usual. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Why do they make us do this? -No-one MAKES you cheat. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
I ain't a cheat. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Right, because hitting MY hockey stick with YOUR shins | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
is, like, so in the rules! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Tomorrow you're getting well trampled, and probably pounded. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Tomorrow is boys against girls. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, my absolute... So what?! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Just because you're on my side don't mean | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I can't grind you into the actual dirt. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
We...are dead. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Nah. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
EVERYBODY loves Valentine's Day. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Yeah. If we give her a bunch of roses | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
maybe she'll only partially kill us. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
If we're not there, she can't kill us at all. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Looking for volunteers, sir? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Lizzie! Lizzie! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Ow! That's assault. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
Ow! Ohh... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-What's this? -Nothing. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Well, something. It's a surprise for... | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
..someone special? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, someone's very lucky. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Yeah. Let's hope they feel that way. Erm, whoever she might be. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
It would have been less painful getting pounded in hockey. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Got one here for 8T. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
We've just come from there. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Well, we should have sorted them. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Bell should have sorted them. We signed up for deliveries. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
I need a break. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
I know just the place. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Isaac? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
(All clear!) | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Anyone for tea? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Lizzie, have you got a minute? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I just wanted to say, well... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
We've been going out for a bit now and... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Dexter! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
-Oh. -Shh. -I know, "Shh." | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
It's just... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
I want you to know I'm very serious, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
and I thought maybe, to show you how I feel, I, erm... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Hey, Dexter, are you still OK giving me a hand setting up? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
I... Yeah. Sure. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Lizzie, you remember Emily? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Yes. Yes, I do. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Are you two...? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
-Uh... -What? Us? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
No. No, no, no. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
OK. Erm, Dexter, can I steal you for a minute? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Maybe I'll lend a hand too. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Oi, get off me Garibaldis! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
I was saving them for my dinner. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Can we...? -Scram! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Wait! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
So, did you get Clem a card? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I'm playing it safe at the moment. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
If she doesn't give me a card, I don't give her one. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
No problem. But if she does... | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
NERO CHUCKLES | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
No! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
You're asking her on a date? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
It's not a date. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
It's just a film that I want to watch. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
What film? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh... I think it's called First Date. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-OWEN AND ELI: -Oooohhh. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
GIRLS GIGGLE | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Ah-ah-ah. No running. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Wait, stop. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Calm. And...breathe. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
And...calm. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Go. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
# We're in real trouble now, we were too cocky | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
# Pretending to help Bell, we should have played hockey | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
# With Ingrid using her stick like a guillotine. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
# Be better then seeing those cards burnt to smithereens | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
# There's going to be broken hearts, acting viciously | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
# Girls turning on boys for not getting deliveries | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
# Of pretty cards with hearts and little kisses | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
# We better hide quick before they find out | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-# We literally ruined Valentine's -Nooo! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
# What a savage crime | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
# We'll be held accountable for the rest of our lives | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
# We'll wind up on the news, hated by the nation | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
# We need to build a bunker or hide in a basement | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
# I've got a big wardrobe, we should hide in there | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
# Stay cool for a while until the smoke clears | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
# Or wrap ourselves in bandages and hide in a sarcophagus | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
# We don't know who's after us, the cards were anonymous | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-ALL: -# When love turns to hate... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
# Someone takes the blame | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
# Somebody's got to take the blame | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
# When love turns to hate, yeah | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
# Someone takes the blame | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
# Someone's got to take the blame, yeah | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
# Hang on - the cards have no names | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
# That's why they're called Valentines | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
# So you know what that means, right, guys? # | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
We need...to get to a card shop. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
We're talking to Year 7 about antisocial behaviour. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
What it is, how not to get involved in it. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Because you'd teargas them? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
It's not teargas, it's pepper spray. It's made from... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Oleoresin capsicum. I know, I teach chemistry. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
And I don't think you should be bringing | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
something like this into school. It's very irresponsible. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Oh, no, I'm handcuffed to a table. Argh. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Erm... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Actually, I think I am handcuffed to the table. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
I'll go get the keys. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
"It's not teargas, it's pepper spray"(!) | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Who does she think she is? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Look, Lizzie, I know that you don't want anyone to know about us, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
but I want you to know that these have been the happiest months | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
of my life, and I hope you don't mind, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
but I brought you a small token of... | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
LIZZIE GASPS | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Dexter! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
It-it was an accident. Lizzie, I... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-We'll have to put water in it. -I can manage. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
I should leave you handcuffed to the table. Give me your wrist! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
LIZZIE SOBS | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Did Mr Harris just dump Miss Baker for that copper? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Looks like it. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
On Valentine's Day? We've got to get them back together. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Do we? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Do we really? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Right, that's the first 50. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
Who do I give them to? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Anyone. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Everyone. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Brilliant. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
There's one for you. And you. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
You have a secret admirer. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Here's a special one. Who could it be from? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Exactly. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Who? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
(Miss Goodman.) | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Oi, Nero! True loves calls. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Romantic card for you. And for you. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Well, who's it from? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
-Don't say. -It'll be Clem. She wouldn't say. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-Definitely from Clem. -Are you sure? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
All right, then. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
NERO SIGHS | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
How about jealousy? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
People always want what they can't have, don't they? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
It's like pudding. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
You CAN have pudding. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
But imagine if I couldn't? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
We've got to get someone to ask out Miss Baker. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
She's the pudding. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Mr Harris...will be jealous if he sees what he's missing. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Foolproof(!) | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
No way. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-Uh-uh. -Did you take that? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
SIGHING: What? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Erm, just wondered if you'd asked Miss Baker out yet, sir? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
She ain't got a date for tonight. She's pretty desperate. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Said she'd go out with the first person who asks. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Oh, right. I suppose that's...vaguely interesting. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
Helena. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
I must say, I'm very flattered. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
It's always nice to be thought of as a man. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
To be frank, things haven't been going too well at home of late. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
Oh. Well, I'm... I'm sorry to hear that. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
Are you? Are you sorry? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Or are you secretly pleased? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Why would I be pleased? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Oh, come, come, let's not play games. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
I know it was you that sent this card. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
I'm afraid it wasn't. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
What? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Although...I don't suppose you know anything about this? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Are you OK? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
My vision's just about returning. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Look, I know we said we'd stay in, | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
but maybe we could go somewhere tonight? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Somewhere nice. Maybe, if you like, you can even wear... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
What's going on? You asking her out on a date, Harris? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
No, course not. No Valentine's date for lonely old me. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Then today's your lucky day, love. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Bradbury's. Table's booked for seven. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Oh, and make sure you get dressed up, because it's posh nosh. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
See you there. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
Valentine! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Well, goodness. How exciting. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
It's not from YOU, is it? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
It isn't. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
Ugh... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Right, what are you up to? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-Explain. -Well... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
(Don't tell no-one, but we burnt all them Valentines.) | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
What? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
It's OK. We wrote new ones. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
No-one will ever find out. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Hang on. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Are you saying all them cards were from you? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Shh. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Right, come with me. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Ah-ah, you two, with me as well! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
This anything to do with you? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Of course not. Wh-Why would I send you a Valentine card? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
I don't know, why would you? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Well, I wouldn't. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-Must have a secret admirer, then. -Yeah. Guess so. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
I said I'm sorry. I panicked. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Panicked? You're covering up going out with a teacher | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
by going out with another teacher! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Well, at least I haven't pepper- sprayed anyone in the eye today. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
I don't want to be alone with Nunn, of all people. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-You have to come with me. -I can't go on your date. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
You can bring somebody. Like a double date! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
-Who? -I don't know, Dexter. Anyone. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Emily! Allow me. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
You busy tonight? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I wondered if you fancied grabbing a bite to eat. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Hm, I don't know. Maybe. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
There's a few of us, you know, teachers. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Go on, then. Why not? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Great. It's a date then. See you at Bradbury's at seven o'clock. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
We've driven him into her arms. What we going to do? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
Give up? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
There's only one thing we can do. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
We're going to have to ruin that date. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
So...turns out Clem didn't send that card | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
and she doesn't know mine's from me. So I'm off the hook. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
OK, what about the date? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
The one you promised from the card. At the cinema tonight. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-I ain't going to turn up. -Whoa, whoa. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
You're going to stand up Clem? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-But she doesn't know it's me. -Yet. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
HE GROANS | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
She's bound to find out, and then I'm toast. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
What am I going to do? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Get someone else to turn up? Someone she definitely doesn't fancy. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
She storms off, everything's sorted... | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
You just need to find some sucker stupid enough to do it. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Oh, man... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
What? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
That's all of them. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
Good. Now all you have to do is shred them. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
With these scissors. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
OTHER PUPILS LAUGH | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
I hate Valentine's Day. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
I see Mr Harris. He's going in. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Can't we just go home? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
No. Let me know when you see PC Rowe. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
I've got to practise. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Help, help! I've been mugged by Peter Andre! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
-He went that way! -Peter Andre? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Well, she ain't going to pass up no posh meal | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
for any old mugger, is she? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
-I'm joining my friend over there. -What's he doing here? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Double date. Hope you don't mind. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Mind? Of course I mind. Who's your date then, Harris? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Brought Andress back from the dead? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
She'll be here any minute. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
You do realise asking your mum doesn't count? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Hi, sorry I'm late. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-Is that your mum's coat? -I'm in disguise. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Disguised as what, your mum? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh, my days, look at him. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Is he seriously going to give her flowers? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
He is so dead. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Should I just call an ambulance, you know, pre-emptively? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
She was supposed to storm off. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
What just happened? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
OK, OK... | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Aren't there more people coming? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Nope. This is a double date. Did I not mention that? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
I recommend the sweet chilli soup. All that ginger. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Well hot. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
Excuse me, I'm just... | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I'll go with you. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
Hey, Harris, I fancy your copper. Swap seats, come on. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
# Roll up, roll up, roll up - Mr Nunn in the house | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
# All the ones and twos, keeping it fresh and smooth | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
# Someone give me a rewind, let's do this | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
# All the girls love a PE teacher | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
# Them love the physique and the chiselled features | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
# Yeah! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
# Is it the sweat? Tell me now | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
# Is it the mud? Yes. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
# Is it the fact that he's got pheromones for blood? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
# Bring it | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
# What's with this guy? I mean, really? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
# He's got about as much charm as an earwig | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
# Always sticking his nose in between me and Lizzie | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
# And now he's making moves on Emily | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
# Such a womaniser, eyeing up her dress | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
# I wish they'd both tell him where to go - what a mess | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
# What I really wish is that I was just here with Liz | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
# I always end up in situations like this. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
# How excruciating | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
# I pushed Dexter into the arms of PC Rowe and she looks amazing. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
# How can he resist? She's probably fancied him for years. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
# And how can I be sure that they haven't kissed? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
# Someone tell me why I'm here? Work's where I should have stayed. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
# Thought Dexter was a mate. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
# Now he's brought me on a date | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
# With some strange fella that keeps gesturing to me | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
# All of this is very strange | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
# Dexter always brings me grief | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
# Every single time we meet | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
# Should I find a way to leave? Find an emergency | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
# Say with some urgency. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
# I'm a bobby on the beat and I know where I should be | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
# Rather be on the street, Tasering a thief | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
ALL: # The worst date ever, it's the worst date ever | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
# Why are we here together? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
# The worst date ever, it's the worst date ever | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
# Why are we here together? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Look, I'm just going to come out and say it. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Are you after Dexter? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
What? Of course not. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Oh... Right. Right. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
So...are you after Dexter? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
No. No. Whatever gave you that idea? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
I'm here with Mr Nunn. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Why do you call your date "Mr Nunn"? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
He likes it. He's a real catch. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
If you're into PE teachers. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
As I am. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
-I've never dated one. -Would you like to try? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
But he's your date. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Right. Yes, of course. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
But if you wanted to trade dates, I really wouldn't mind. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON SCREEN | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
She's eating his popcorn now. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Why are we still here? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
-What do you mean? -Well, Clem hasn't been stood up, | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
she doesn't think you sent her the Valentine... | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
why are we still following her around? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Unless of course you DO fancy her? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
What? Come on. I mean...I like her. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
She's a friend, Owen. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
ELI SLURPS DRINK | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
There you go. What do you think? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
You can't see it through this shirt, but that is one honed tricep. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
Like rolled steel. Go on, have a feel, love. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-He's on to the triceps. -At least he's not interested in you. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
Sorry, can I slip in? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Dexter, what is going on? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
I...don't know what you mean. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
I mean your friend trying to set me up with Ron Weasley's evil twin. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
-Cheers. -Ah...that. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Lizzie's worried she's dating a teacher. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
She keeps trying to throw people off the scent. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Aww, that's so sad. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Hiding your feelings isn't healthy. I should know. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
You mean you've been hiding your feelings too? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I have. But you know what? I've had enough. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Tonight, I don't care who knows about our love. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
He's winking at her now. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
We split Mr Harris and Miss Baker up good and proper. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Shame. Let's go then. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
I've failed. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Fine. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
All right? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
So I ain't sure if you're aware of this, but there is | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
a well old ginger man going around town | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
running out of restaurants without paying. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Thanks, Eli. That was a really...awful film. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
It was, wasn't it? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
I don't know why he thought you'd like it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-Who? -Nero. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
He erm, well, he... | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Look, there is something you should know. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
He sent me the card, didn't he? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Don't tell him I told you, will you? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Give us a jelly snake. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
It's so musky and primal. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Yeah, I love the smell of a gym mat. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Lizzie. I'd like to... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Look, I think maybe I'll be going. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
Dexter, what are you...? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm leaving. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Stop right there! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
You lot are going nowhere until you've paid your... | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Arghhh! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
OK, Emily, I'm coming! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
MANAGER: Ah-ah-ah! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
No! Argh! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
CROCKERY SMASHES | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED: -Agh! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
Ugh... | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
POLICE RADIO CHATTER | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Sorry, Lizzie. I just wanted to give you this. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
Those earrings. You bought them. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
And they're back together. Told you I was a flying love baby. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Clem! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
-What're you doing here? -I just walked Eli home. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Right. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
You do know it wasn't Eli that sent that card? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
-I know. -Yeah? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
It was that Darnesh kid, right? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Yeah, right...it was Darnesh, I... | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
..heard he burnt the cards or something. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
Oh, well. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Still, it was nice to get my first card. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Whoever it was from. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
# Can't live with 'em | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
# And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
-# Kick you when you're down -# But when no-one understands them | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
# You know what they're on about | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
# Always gonna be around | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
# Gotta find a common ground | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
# If you see 'em every day | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
# You can never get away | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. # | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 |