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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
What's all that? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Goodman hasn't told us what we're doing today | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
so I've prepared a few advance thoughts just in case. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
"A Mandate To Re-educate - Teaching The Unteachable"? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
What are you taking? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
A sandwich. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
And I am out of here! Have fun at school... | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
losers. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
-Erm, you're not going anywhere. -I'm meeting my mates. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
School's shut and you've got training day, remember? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
And you've got a ton of homework, remember? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh, come on, Dexter! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Why don't you just chain me to the radiator and be done with it? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I will if it means you do your homework! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Problem - there's no-one at home to keep an eye on my sister. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
I told you, I'll just go round to my friend's. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
-You are not wandering the streets. -Leave it with me. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Babysit? What is this, ruin Nero's life day? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Mate, help us out here. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
40 quid. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
15. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
40! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
20. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
40. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Done. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Amber, behave for Nero, please. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Do what he says. -Why? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Because I've got age and maturity on my side, Amber. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
See you later. Do your homework and don't set fire to anything. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Got it. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
OK. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Er, you're supposed to be looking after me. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
And I'm still going to, just not here. Go on. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Go on, go. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
The cinema, ten minutes, yeah. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
We've got a teenager for the day. Reckons he's in charge. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
-Sorry I'm late, just buying these. -Eggs? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Why can't you eat popcorn like normal people? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
No, they're my mother's eggs. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
No, no, she's not a chicken, they're from the farmers' market. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
It's only on till ten and they're biodynamic, so... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Anyone want to bet they're all smashed by the end of the day? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
No, he'll have one left at least. He's not a complete idiot. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
And we won't let anything happen to those poor eggs. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
No, I'm with Clem. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
I mean, look at him. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Hello, I am standing right here! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
All right, rules say we're not allowed to touch the eggs. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
If he has any left by the end of the day, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Eli and Eleesha win. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-If not... -Me and Clem win. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Nothing is going to happen to them! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Nothing. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Back a bit. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Left hand down. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Little bit more. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Ah, too far. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
I know how to drive a car, Dexter. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
You seem to be struggling. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
That's because you keep distracting me. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
No, I was only trying to help. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
I have an honours degree in science education, | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
I think I know how to park a car. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
You know, if you parked over there... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Give up, Dexter! You don't always have to be right. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
"I'm Mr Harris, I can't stand to lose." | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
That is not true. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
See? You can't even stand to lose this argument! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
But... I... Lizzie! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Lizzie, listen, can I...? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
-What's all this? -I don't know. I was expecting the usual guff - | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
don't throw balls at the kids, don't shove the slow ones, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
treat them all the same, even the idiots. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Good morning, everybody. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
How are we all today? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Ready for the most vigorous of assessments, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
but may I just share with you | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
my most recent thoughts on modern education? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
That is marvellous, Crispin. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
But just for today, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
let's park all those nasty formal thoughts about the day job, hm? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:48 | |
And I'm not going to be assessing anybody. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
It's all about working together as a team | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
and having fun. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
-It's all fun until it's staff downsizing. -Really? -Yes. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
She just wants us off-guard and then she will pounce. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
You really think she won't notice who wins? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Unbelievable. Hasn't even made the most natural leader captain. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
You've got that spot on, Crispin. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
-Short-sighted, that's what it is, Graham. -Yeah. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
She had Churchill in a tracksuit over here and she threw it away. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
You? I was talking about me. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Oi, where is everyone? Have you all, like, eaten the kids? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
I saw a film where that happened | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
and the teacher didn't even cook them, which was, like, well gross. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Erm, it's a staff training day, Ingrid. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
So I put this boggo uniform on for, like, nothing? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
GRAHAM CACKLES | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Shame. But why don't you bog off home? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
I can't. No-one is in and they don't trust me with a key neither. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Oh... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-Finally! -Sorry, I got lumbered looking after the younger. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-All right? -Hey, don't talk to them. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-Hi, Amber! -All right? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
What? More rug rats. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Hey, if you're hanging with your mates, I'm hanging with mine. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
OK, whatever. I'm going in. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Hip-Hop Cannibal Face-Eaters is a 15. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
They can't come in with us. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, they can wait out here. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Guys, I'm not missing this one. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
You can't leave them alone, Nero. They're little. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Plus, bad things happen when I'm unsupervised. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
An otter bit me once. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
I'd hate to be you when Dexter and Lizzie find out | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
that you've left us in the middle of town unprotected, helpless. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
# This little munchkin face has | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
# Got me cornered in an awkward place and | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
# If she plays me out to Dex | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
# Tells him I've been chillin' with mates | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
# And sneakin' out to places | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
# I will get grounded for ages | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
# It's one big game, two major players | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
# Nero and Amber and right now | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
# If it was a unanimous decision | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
# She'd be winnin' like a champ does | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
# And you may not think it's true | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
# When you do the things we do | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
# When someone's winning | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
# Someone's having power over you | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
# Over you | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
# I've had enough of people tellin' me what to do | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
# Teachers, parents, Lizzie and now you | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
# No chance, Nero, grown-ups thinkin' they're right | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
# Because they've got longer legs and hairy ear-holes | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
# I'm not havin' it just cos he's older | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
# It's time for small kids to show up the grown-ups | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
# If I do my best and if the team wins it | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
# Lizzie will think I only care about winning | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
# But I wanna be the best boyfriend | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
# Maybe I'm messing up and Lizzie has a point then | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
# I could just not try, be unfocused | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
# But then I'd let my team down in the process | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
# I've got to be clever | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
# If I lose the game I win with Liz | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
# Will that make everything better? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
# When someone's winning, someone's having power over you | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
# She's trying to knock all the ladders | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
# While I'm sliding down like a slithering snake | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
# Can't let that happen | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
# If this was chess, there'd be checkmate action | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
# I'm trying to tip the scales to my satisfaction | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
# Usually the other way round - adults tellin' me things | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
# But now it's little kids pullin' the strings, rollin' the dice | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
# Can't have that in my life | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
# I'll play her game for now and let her watch the silly flick | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
# Hang out with my boys after - it's not a thing | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
# Yeah, I'll play her game but I won't let her win | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
# Nah, I said I won't let her win | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
# Yeah, I'll play the game but I won't let her win. # | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Fine. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
And that, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
is a little thing we like to call checkmate. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
I'm sure they won't cramp your style too much. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
The only thing we can watch is... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Oh, Snuffles The Bunny! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
No, no, I'm not watching that. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
No? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
How about we run all this by Lizzie and Mr Harris? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Shall we? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
OK, everybody, I'd like you all to close your eyes... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
..and imagine that you're workers in a chemical factory. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, strewth! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
So your task is to fill the large containers behind you. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
But you can't use your hands | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
because you are dealing with highly toxic chemicals, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
so you have to use the proper equipment. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
And when you have filled your containers, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
take them to the back of the hall. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
What kind of chemicals are we talking about? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
It doesn't really matter, Lizzie, it's all hypothetical. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
It does matter! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Adding an acid to another acid is a radically different | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-hypothetical situation. -Oh, wind your neck in, love, | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
we want to win the game, not write a thesis! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
I think you'll find that our team will win. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-Right, Mr Harris? -I don't really care who wins. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Winning is for losers. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Goodman is having a laugh. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
This equipment well ain't the proper stuff. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I have done a course. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
So, you ready, everybody? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
And... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Maybe Mr Bell's right. Maybe Goodman is testing us. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
What if this is really about health and safety awareness? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Would we really do unsafe things just because we're told to? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh! No! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Put me down! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
I am your captain, you will put me down! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Don't use your hands, she said, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
she said nothing about anything else! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Now, grab the container with your knees and clench. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
This is highly inappropriate. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Ah! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Maybe not taking part is the real way to win. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Of course. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
How sly! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
You want to lose a few, love. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-You'll do, come on. -Are you having a giraffe? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Getting swung around ain't educational, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
plus, I get well air sick. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Look... -Mr Nunn, I don't... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Yeah, yeah, don't pick up the kids, I know. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Fine. What are you lot up to? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
I think you'll find there's more than one way to skin a cat. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
You ain't skinning no cats neither - that's, like, well rank. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-You can't bring your own food in here. -But they're raw eggs. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Put them down on the counter. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
What happened to customer rights? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Counter, now... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
Eggman. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
THEY SNICKER | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
SHE BLOWS THE WHISTLE | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Woohoo! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
So, who won? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Did we win? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
I really think you're concentrating on the wrong thing here, Crispin. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:27 | |
Yes. It's not all about winning! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Next time, we do things my way. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
What I don't get is why a rabbit would enter | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
a cage-fighting competition. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
If you hadn't been asleep, | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
you'd know that he was trying to save the old people's home. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
I was not asleep! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
You were dribbling. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I always do that. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Oh, nice, my lot are out. OK, time to go. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Er, wait. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I haven't finished my chips. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Come on, seriously? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
I'm savouring it. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
OK, you can savour them on the way. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Er, don't touch my chips. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Come on, Amber, let go! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
Argh! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-I'm sorry, man. -Uh-oh. Bad news. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
I know, I would have ate them. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Two of these are broken. -Soz, mate. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
I think somebody dropped a box of hot dogs on them. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Oh, and were any of these hot dogs five foot eight | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
with a vacant expression and a silly uniform? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh, Owen! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Two down, four to go. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
So, crazy golf, then? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
That's after the park now, apparently. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
They got a new death slide. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Death slide before crazy golf, everyone knows that. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Aren't you a bit old for a death slide? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
It's meant to be epic. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
We are so doing that. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
But we're getting a burger first. I've got a voucher. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
No, we just got banned from the burger bar! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
He threw chips over someone. It wasn't dignified. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
He'll meet you at the park. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Hey, you need to stop talking for me, you annoying little... | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
Mr Harris won't like you calling me names. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
How about I give him a text? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
We'll meet you at the park. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
See you. Have fun with your new mates. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Death slide here we come. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Yeah, great, because there's no better way to follow up | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
a lousy bunny movie than with someone breaking an arm. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Death slide might have been overselling it a tad. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
I reckon it's a nasty bruise slide. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Minor graze slide, tops. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
It's rubbish. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Let's just meet the others back at the cinema, yeah? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Nope. We're staying. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-Come on, Amber. -Like I'm going to let you boss me about | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
when you don't even do as you're told. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Fine. Do what you want. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Brilliant. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
You won. Well done. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Now we get to go on the nasty bruise slide. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Can we play a game, Mr Johnson? It's called sticky chaser. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Me and my dad play it. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
He throws the stick, I chase it. It's wicked. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
I can't see anything. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Yes, that's the point. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Listen to our voices, we'll guide you down the course. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
OK, is everybody ready? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
The quickest one to the end... | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
..wins. And... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
SHE BLOWS THE WHISTLE | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-Left! -Right! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
No, left! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Our left or his left? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
His, of course. Your left! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
So our right? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Right! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Walk! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
What are you doing? Are you deliberately trying to make us lose? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Left! You got that, right? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
No, no, ignore him! Ignore Mr Harris! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
I don't know where I'm going! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-And come back! -Which way? Left? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
What do you think you're doing?! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
It's only a game. It's the taking part that counts. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Where am I? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Mr Harris, can I have a moment? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Just forget it. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
You're in a different lane now. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-Are you losing on purpose? -No! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I've been trying very hard, | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
but I'm very happy at being number two to my girlfriend. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
How utterly patronising! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
-It's not like that. -It's exactly like that. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Now, you get in there and you actually try or we're through. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
MRS GOODMAN: I'll see you back here in about half an hour, how's that? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
We have to win this challenge. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
That's what I've been saying since the start. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Good, well, I'm agreeing with you. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I can't believe I've only got three eggs left. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
-I can't believe you sat on them. -By accident! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Do you think I wanted an eggy bottom? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
My aunt Laura had that once, she had to go to the doctor. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Said she came just in time. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Three more to go and then we'll be the champions. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Can't wait to see what happens at crazy golf. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
No, eggs and golf balls do not mix. I'm going home. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh, luckily, you could take a short-cut through the park, Owen. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
I don't know. I reckon you should go the long way round. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
You know, to be safe. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
# Have to get home before anything happens to my precious eggs | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
# Their life's in the balance | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
# It doesn't really matter that they're never gonna hatch | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
# I'll still be a parent to a good batch | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
# The quickest route is through the park | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
# But do I trust myself to get that far? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
# In this big bad world many problems can arise in a public place | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
# And I'm terrified | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
# Full of hazards - footballs, Frisbees | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
# Chihuahuas off their leash looking grizzly | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
# Simply a nightmare for my poor eggs | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
# So if I protect them from all this am I a chicken? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
# Well, yes, it's a hen's job to protect the eggs | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
# The question is - do I move fast or play safe? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
# We're in as much danger as an egg race | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
# Owen, we only care for your safety | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
# And your free-range hard shell babies | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
# Take the long way round, much safer | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
# We don't want to see your eggs in danger | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
# Of getting broken, no chance | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
# Run the speed of Usain Bolt Fast as a go-kart | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
# What's the worst that can happen? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
# You get home quicker and be home in time for dinner | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
# Am I a chicken or | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
# Am I a chicken? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
# It depends what kind of chicken it is | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
-# Am I a chicken or -Is he a chicken? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-# Am I a chicken? -Is he a chicken? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
# It depends what kind of chicken it is | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
-# Am I a chicken or -Is he a chicken? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
# Am I a chicken? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
# It depends So much pressure I'm going red | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
# Feel like I might crack like my poor eggs! # | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Again, and make it a big one. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Hello? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
Mate, we'll be there in five. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
-Look, we've got a situation. -Situation? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
What do you mean, situation? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
He totally deserved it, though, didn't he? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Oh, yeah. You played to the player. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
We've all just had the best day ever. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
I particularly loved the part where we got banned from the cinema. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
I probably went a bit too far, didn't I? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Mr Johnson. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Mr Johnson! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
What have you done now? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
HE GROANS | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
OK, everybody, final challenge. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
One that will test all your engineering, dexterity | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
and craft skills. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Paper planes. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Please tell me one of you is good at paper planes. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Do I look as if I spend my time making paper aeroplanes? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Ask him, he's the one who never did any work in any lessons. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Don't look at me, I've got skin like a baby. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-I'm well prone to paper cuts. -Ta-da! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Oh, my days. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
I can totally see why you were hanging out with these guys today. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
That is too funny. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
We should all grab him with a long rope and pull. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
What if his head pops off? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Call the fire brigade! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Owen, mate, come... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
Please come here, I need someone with a brain. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
No, thank you. I know exactly what's going to happen here. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
I'll come over there, you'll pull him free, the lack of resistance | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
will lead to you flying backwards, colliding with me and egg death. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
No, thanks. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
If he breathes in, we could push him through the other side. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Uh! -Yeah, because he's this big(!) | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
-We could chop his ears off. -Are you mad? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
You'd only need to chop one off... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
No-one is chopping anybody's ears off. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Oh, I got a load of mayonnaise at the cinema. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
We could smear him up and just... | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Mayonnaise blocks my ears up. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
How did you get out? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Same way I got in - the gap widens at the top. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
See, Owen? Worried about nothing. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
CRACK! OWEN: No! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
They're all broken. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
We win! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Poor Eggbert. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
- Oh, hang on, this one's fine! - Losers! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Do you reckon? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-There's one egg left, so there. -OWEN: Brilliant! -Yeah, for now. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Right, we should go find our other little munchkins | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
and go golfing. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
-Let me do it. You don't know the first thing about aerodynamics. -No! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Paper planes are my thing. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
I am your captain and you've been ignoring me all day. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Yeah, because what you were suggesting was a load of old guff. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
You think you're right all the time and you ain't. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
I do not think I'm right all the time. Do I? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Yes, you do. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Oh... | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
That's better, well done. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
Now, belt up and watch me fold. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Finished! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
That's... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
..very good, Ingrid. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Used to make them to lob at my dog, ROFL! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Where are they? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
There's no blood on the ground, so if they've went to the hospital | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
it'll be for broken bones or internal injuries. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Oh, why can she not just do what she's told? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
You're alive. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
You cannot just go off like that! You're kids! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
There's rules for a reason. Amber... | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Shouting match? Wait until I tell Mr Harris. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
I could care less if you tell Dexter. We're going home right now. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
We got you an ice cream. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I mean it. Move. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Blimey, the drama! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Well, I'd better get my egg home for dinner. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
What do you mean, dinner? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
My mother's making hollandaise. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
I can't let that happen. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Eli... | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Freedom! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Ah, well, never mind. I'll get some more on the way home. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
You monster. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
You'll never take the egg! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
What is that? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
I warned you about deliberately trying to lose. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
I'm not! I really tried. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
I find that very hard to believe. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Everybody ready? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
And... | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
launch! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
Ah, you blinded me, you half-wit! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
-Argh... -Oi, I made that, | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
you big ginger elephant! | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Harris, you did that on purpose! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Of course I didn't! I was really trying to win. I was. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Guys, guys... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
It's really not about trying to win. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Listen, everybody, it's been a fantastic day. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
I hope you've all had a lot of fun. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
SHE CLAPS | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Dexter, wait. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I wasn't trying to patronise you, and I don't always have to be right. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
-I don't think. -I know. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
I think it's me who always has to be right. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
But I'm a very good scientist. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
That just doesn't make me great at paper planes... | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
or parking... | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
or relationships. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Friends again? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
Friends. Come on. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
-You all right, Graham? -Yeah. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
So, how did I do? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
With regard to what, Crispin? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Well, what was really going on? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
I need to know how I did. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
You did great. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
Really great. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
You passed every test. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
But, erm... | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
(Keep it to yourself.) | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Yes. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Goodnight, Crispin. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
Yes! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Hey. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Everything OK? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Well, let me tell you... | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Great, yeah. Tell them. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
What happened? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
Today was lame. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
We sat here on the sofa all day. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
He did his homework, I got bored stupid. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Right, Nero? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Yeah, yeah, um... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Right, all day. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
AMBER SIGHS | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
He did a really good job of looking after me. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Really? Good. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Why didn't you just drop me in it? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Maybe I messed you about a bit too much. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Well, maybe I was a little bit bossy. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
OK, then. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
OK, um... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Listen, Dexter and I were thinking about going out tonight, | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
only we don't have a baby-sitter. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
And, as you got on so well, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
we thought you might want to stay in and watch a film together. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
-Nuh-uh. -Absolutely no way on this earth. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Never going to happen. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
Nope. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
# Can't live with 'em | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
# And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
# Kick you when you're down | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
# But what no-one understands them | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
# You know what they're on about | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
# Always gonna be around | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
# Gotta find a common ground | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
# If you see 'em every day | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
# You can never get away | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. # | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 |