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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Wake up. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Thought you were serious about doing my paper round. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Yeah, course I'm serious. I need the money. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
What time is it? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Later than you promised. Get up. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
All right, Mum! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-Any chance of a cup of tea? -Ugh... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oi! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
-I've just polished there! -So? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-You've ruined my floor! -Cry me a river. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Everything OK, Isaac? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
-He's made my floor dirty. -Oh, boo-hoo. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Bad Mr Nunn got mud on the wickle baby's floor. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Graham, please! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
A little consideration for your colleagues. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Nobody ever respects what I do, especially him. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
I get the impression that you feel undervalued here. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Come to assembly this morning. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Got a surprise for you. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Fine. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Can I get on now? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
It's important you don't mix up the papers. The regulars HATE that. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Mrs Goodman's one of my customers, if that helps your motivation. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
You do it, if you don't trust me. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
I've got revision to do, can't change my plans now. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-Ready, Nero? -Why is Mr Harris here? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
We don't get to spend enough time together these days. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Nero suggested we get some breakfast. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Actually, you know how we could spend some real quality time? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
If you help me with Owen's paper round. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
That's why you really invited me here, isn't it? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Reporting for duty! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-Oh, don't tell me you've got him involved too! -I'm giving him a cut. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
That isn't the issue! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
It's because you know I do a more efficient job than you, Owen. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha. -Well, we better get a move on. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
School starts in an hour. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Look, with three of us, there's less chance of anything going wrong. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
More like three times the chance of disaster. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
-He's coming over again! -Quick, run. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Morning, senoritas. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
What's on the agenda for today? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Erm, we were just going, actually. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Yeah, girlie business. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
You, erm, wouldn't be interested. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Well, I might be. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Look at that cloud over there, it's shaped like a... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
-mashed potato. -Oh, yeah, ha-ha! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh, great, now I'm hungry. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Why is he hanging around with us so much these days? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-Because that Owen has a girlfriend and he doesn't. -Ugh... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Maybe we could just hide from him for the rest of the term. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
For six weeks? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Eh... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Worth it. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
What do you need money for, anyway? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Is there someone you're trying to impress? -Not in that way. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
But there is this girl at school, Holly, she thinks I'm a loser, so... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-And? -Well, I thought if I had money... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Trust me, there are plenty of losers with money. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Ooh, this is nice! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Wouldn't mind being in a place like this. Classy! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Hey, this is Goodman's house. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
So, this is what being a head teacher buys you. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Ha! Cute cats. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
What are you doing? That's the wrong newspaper, you muppet! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-Oh, what? -Good job! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
The main thing Owen said not to do and you just did it! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
It's all right, I think I can reach it. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Don't tell me, you're stuck. -I can't be stuck. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
What's going on? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
I'm stuck. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
All done? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
You don't ask a girl that when she's just come out the loo. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Oh. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
-Oh! We need to get to assembly. -Oh, what about break time? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
I could meet you somewhere and we could read each other's horoscopes. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Actually, we're going to the library. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-To give free makeovers. -You know, to girls. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-You wouldn't be interested. -I might be. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Right, well, meet you there, then. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
What are you doing? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Well, we're going to try and find some poor mug | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
to be his girlfriend, ain't we? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Ah! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
I would call that a partial success. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Where's my watch? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
-Oh, it must have come off! -Just forget it. Let's go. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
But I can't forget it, it was a gift from Lizzie! She had it engraved. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
If it's engraved, won't Mrs Goodman know you're the one | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
who just vandalised her letterbox? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Just ask her for it back. I mean, she's your boss. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
That would mean admitting he's damaged her front door. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-I can't believe this. -Mrs Goodman! Are you in there? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Mate, she'll be at school. -Which is where we should be. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
We're already late! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
There's a window! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
We won't be able to reach it from there. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
No, stupid, we go in and get it. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Are you advocating breaking in to Mrs Goodman's house? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
We go in, swap the newspaper, grab the watch, head out. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
We don't even know if we can get the window open all the way. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Chester's small, he can fit through the gap. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Chester doesn't want anything to do with this absurd and illegal plan. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
If you do this, I will be forced to alert the authorities. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
-We're trespassing as it is. -Exactly - you're already involved. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Don't either of you ever do anything like this. It's very, very wrong. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Isaac, you are one of the unsung heroes of Elmsmere. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
-Am I in trouble? -No! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
For all that you do for Elmsmere, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
on behalf of all the staff and all the students, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
we would like to present you with this token of our huge appreciation. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:04 | |
Do you want me to bin this? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
No. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
It's a gift. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
For you. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Ta-da! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Your very own ride-on floor cleaner. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
I thought you called me here to clean up some more sick! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Why's the mop jockey getting special treatment? I thought we were skint. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Yes, we took it out of your sports budget. -Eh? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
What about my new rugby posts? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Well, it looks like they've been KICKED into touch. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
I'm so having a go on that. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
What's keeping him? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
We're so late for school. Mr Harris? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Shh! The neighbours will hear you. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I guess we're just going to have to go in and get him. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I'm not going in there! It's Mrs Goodman's house. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
Well, you stay out here, then. Your choice. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
# How did I end up here? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
# I've committed an act of trespassing | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
# It's a travesty that I'm an accessory to vandalism | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
# Of someone's front door | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
# I could go to prison! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
# Don't think I'd make it through a life behind bars | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
# Much more suited to a punishment | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
# Of books shuffled up in the wrong order | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
# But to make matters worse | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
# I'm late for school when I'm usually there first | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
# Now detention's on the menu | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
# That's a dish I've never tried | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
# But I'd much rather that than what's in store for my life | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
# I'm falling into the depths of organised crime | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
# Yes, I'm ashamed of myself this time | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
# I'm a criminal | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
# A shady individual | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
# Am I a criminal? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
# The situation is pitiful | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
# Am I a criminal? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
# I should run away and find refuge Restore peace | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
# What if the others get caught and give my name to the police? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
# What if Mr Harris slipped, fell unconscious on the floor? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
# That would make me an accessory to assault! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
# He may not be unconscious, could be cowering on the floor | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
# Screaming while he's cornered by some flesh-eating dog | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
# The best thing I can do is follow both of them inside | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
# Monitor behaviour I'm the one to supervise | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
# The sooner this is over with the sooner I'll stop rapping | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
# And head back to school and pretend this never happened. # | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
On second thought, perhaps I will come with you. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
# Ooh When you hear the sirens | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
# Ooh It's the police | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
# Ooh When you hear the sirens | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
# Ooh It's the police | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
# Ooh When you hear the sirens | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
# Ooh It's the police | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
# Ooh When you hear the sirens | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
# Ooh. # | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
-Imagine if we all had one of those. It would be... -Chaos. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
You say that as if it's a bad thing. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-Darnesh, you're on distraction. -Roger, roger! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
You're not seriously going on a joyride! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-What's the worst that can happen? -Yeah, it'll be like bumper cars. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, OK, that's fine, then. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
It'll be just like driving one of those little cars | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
crashing into things. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Mr Rodgers, a bad boy called Barnesh made a big mess! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Who's done that? -Definitely not me. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
ISAAC SIGHS | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-Is that as fast as it goes? -I think so. Not very exciting. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
-Ah! -Argh! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
CRASH! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Oi! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Get off the cleaner! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
Look, it came off! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Let's not add criminal damage to breaking and entering. Put it back. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-Where is he? -I've no idea. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Do you think he's hurt? What if he's been...captured? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
-By who? -Mr Goodman. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Face it, we know nothing about him. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Don't be flighty. Come on. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
1p fine. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
-Sorry? -That book, it's in three minutes late. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
That's a 1p fine. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
1p? Are you being serious? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Thanks. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
Is there something else? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Yes, I'd like some other books. -Oh, yeah? What can I get you? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Lord Of The Fines. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Oh, Harry Potter And The Pedantic Librarian. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Those aren't real books. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Little Women? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Coming through. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
We're giving free makeovers! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
I'm fine, thank you. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
Oh, everyone needs a little bit of pampering from time to time. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Yeah, right, but I'm sort of revising, so... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Well, we can give you the makeover as you're revising. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
So, you got any, er... | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
..good gossip, eh? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Let's hear it, girlfriend. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Eli's very in touch with his feminine side. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
He's quite the catch. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
So handsome! I mean, look at his...dreamy eyes. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Yeah, such...big...broad shoulders. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
And he's...funny. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
So funny! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
He really knows how to make a girl feel special. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Uh... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
I, uh, just... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
remembered that I have to be somewhere else. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-That was weird. -I ain't complaining. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
So, this is the library. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-What you doing? -Don't move. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Why? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
Sensor alarm. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
One movement can set it off. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Oh, you're joking me. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
I knew it. We're going to prison. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
What have you gotten me into? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Shhh! -Shhh! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
She drove right into me, | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
and look what she's done to the school trophies! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
You did that when you jumped out and sat on it. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
I've got whiplash! I could sue the school! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
You're lucky I'm not one to make a fuss. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Suffice to say, you'll both be in detention for a very long time. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
I live with you. My whole life's just one big detention. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
They were out of order, but... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
I left the keys in the cleaner. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I should have kept a closer eye. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Yeah, it's his fault. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
He should never have been bought that contraption in the first place. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-It's an outrage. -Well... | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
It should be taken off of him and sold | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
so we can buy something safe, like rugby posts. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-Stop complaining! -Are you complaining, Mr Nunn? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
What? Maybe. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Officially? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-Yeah, why not? -An official complaint? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Well, I'm sorry, Isaac, but in this case we have no option. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
We're going to have to suspend you, pending a full investigation. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
-What's going on? -You're out, sunshine. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
What? No! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Collect your things. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
I'll be escorting you out of the school. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
# I'm feeling pretty sad | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
# For such a silly gag | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
# What started as fun has turned out really bad | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
# Because of my prank, Isaac just lost his job | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
# That's not fair, he didn't do anything wrong | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
# I love a joke but I don't like the feeling | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
# Of seeing Isaac getting suspended And I'm the reason | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
# Feeling guilty I think that I should | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
# Start a campaign called bring back Isaac | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
# Make some posters called bring back Isaac | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
# Tea coasters saying bring back Isaac | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
# Even my greengrocer says bring back Isaac | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
# What if I said he was lying to protect me? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
# I stole the key while I tickled his belly | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
# Or I could make a mess so filthy they'll need a mop | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
# They'll beg Isaac to come back and clean it up | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
# Or better yet, convince Nunn to stop complaining | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
# And take back his original statement | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
# I'm pretty good at sweet-talking to get my way | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
# I do it with my big sis Lizzie every day | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
# OK, Nunn's a tougher cookie that's kind of stale | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
# But I think that I can break him with a little help | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
# He's going to be a hard task but it could be fun | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
# For the sake of Isaac, got to work on Nunn | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
# Make some posters called bring back Isaac | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
# Tea coasters say bring back Isaac | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
# Even my greengrocer says bring back Isaac | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
# Make some posters called bring back Isaac | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
# Adapt the toaster to bring back Isaac | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
# I think I should bring back Isaac. # | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
Come on, I've got a plan! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
We'll have to obviously call in agency cleaning staff. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Listen, about selling the polisher... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Actually, Graham, since you're obviously so concerned with | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
how the school is maintained, perhaps you could supervise them. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
What? Are you making me king of the caretakers? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Oh, thank you! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
I knew you were the man for the job. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
I never should have trusted them with my paper round. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Er, you're surprised? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-They're idiots and you're a bigger idiot for trusting them. -Yeah! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
It's probably school wanting to know where we are. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
What do we say? We have to explain why we're so late. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
You have to shut up, fam, or you're going to set off that alarm. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
It's OK, she's got cats. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
-And? -Her alarm has pet sensors! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
So we'll be OK as long as we make extremely small movements. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
Now, we were lucky with your phone back then. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
The ring could have startled us, we could have set off the alarm. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
So, phones on silent. Slowly. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Now, if we move very slowly to get the watch, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
I reckon we can get out of here without anyone knowing. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
It's better than just standing here. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
On three. One, two, three. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Maybe we could go a bit faster. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
No Nero, no Mr Harris and no Chester. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-Where are they? -Maybe they got lost. -They're on a... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
They're on a paper round, they're not kayaking up the Amazon. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
No need to bite my head off. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
-I need to talk to Owen. -Go on, then. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
What if what I had to say to him was about you? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-Like what? -Eli, it's not the time. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
I've just got a lot of things on my mind. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
It's never the time any more with you! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
And because of that I've had to hang out with Fleur and Eleesha | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
and now they fancy me. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
SHE SNORTS | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
It's true! They were nice about my shoulders. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
-What? -I don't fancy them. What do I do? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Er, let them down gently but firmly. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
There's no sense in stringing them along unduly. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Don't expect them to like it. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Getting turned down by someone like you... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
..that's got to hurt. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
Mr Nunn, we made you this in food tech. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
It's to say sorry for the accident. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-It tastes better than it looks. -Hopefully. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Secret ingredient is icing. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Right, well, weird apology accepted. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
We were thinking, now that the dust has settled | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
and you've forgiven us, | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
you'd maybe like to drop your complaint against Isaac. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Um... Go away. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Now, we've come to the crucial section, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
so it's absolutely vital we don't make any sudden movements. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:17 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-ALARM BLARES -You've set it off! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-The code, put in the code! -The code, the code! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
What's the code? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
-When's Mrs Goodman's birthday? -What? Why? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-It's always a birthday. -OK, is it September? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Because I remember we had a collection and we went to | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Nando's and I had the chicken... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
There was a calendar on the fridge! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Um... Here, Helena's birthday. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
15th August. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Uh... What month is August? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
January, February, March, April, May... | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Eight! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
ALARM STOPS | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
DEXTER SIGHS Oh! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
How am I supposed to do marking? Not everyone gets it right. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-What is it? -It's my security alarm. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
It's probably nothing, but I should go home and check. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Erm, you'd be all right to man the fort for 20 minutes, wouldn't you? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
-It's always my pleasure. -Oh! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
You have to reset the alarm or she'll know someone's been here. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-What? -You have to press "set" on the alarm to reset it. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
What happens after that? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
We have 60 seconds to get out of here, and then the system resets. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
And nobody will know we were here. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
OK. Well, here goes. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
One, two, set. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Let's go, let's go! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
ALARM BEEPS STEADILY Come on! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Oh! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
Come on, let's go! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
It's locked! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
-Quick! -Argh! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Oof! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
What was that? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
That was just the alarm resetting. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Again?! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I don't understand what we said. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
The way he walked off was weird. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Maybe he's just shy. Some boys are like that. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
My cousin used to have a boy dog who always hid in the washing basket | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
whenever a girl came in the room. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
Ladies. I need a quick word. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
This isn't easy for me to say, but... | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
I'm flattered. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
-Flattered by what? -By you fancying me. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
I mean, you said it - I'm a catch. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Good-looking, funny, in touch with my feminine side. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
-Even I fancy me a bit! -Now, hang on a sec... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Look, I'm sure the right guys for you both are out there somewhere, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
but, well, the thing is, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
you're just not my type. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Either of you, at all. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Not your type? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-That is the most conceited load of... -Oh, I knew it. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
-Katie said you'd be like this. -Be like what? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
That you'd take the rejection hard. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
The rejection? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Maybe it's best if we don't spend so much time together for a while, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
yeah? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
Chin up. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
60 seconds, go! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
ALARM BEEPS STEADILY | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Come on! -Come on, Dex! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
I'm stuck in the curtain! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Um, Mrs Goodman... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Hi. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
How was school? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Oi, no football inside! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
You know, I think this might be a good thing for Isaac. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
-He might write a book. -What will he write a book about? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Call that keepy-uppy? You're not even doing it right! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Give me the ball... | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
-THEY GASP -Ooh... | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
I tried to tell them it was a bad idea, Ma'am, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
but they wouldn't listen. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
You didn't have to tag along. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
You told me I was involved! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
I'm really sorry. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
I'm meant to be the responsible one, it's all my fault. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Yes, well, fortunately for you, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Dexter, I've fired quite enough staff for one day. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
But maybe you'd be kind enough to take Chester and Nero back to school | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
so that they can catch up with what they've missed. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
And you will supervise them. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
That's the school office. Now what? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Yes? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
Oh, no! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Care to explain to me why half my customers haven't had | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
their papers delivered today and why I've been fired? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Then perhaps the day wasn't entirely wasted. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
You're lucky he wasn't more seriously injured. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
It was only a door that fell on me. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-Ow! -Oh, stop complaining. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Are you complaining, Darnesh? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Yes, yes, he is. Formally. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
Well, in that case, Graham, I'm afraid we have no choice but... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
-Please don't fire me. -Yeah, don't fire him, I'm basically... | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
-Ow! -Sh. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:13 | |
Well, Graham, we can hardly make an exception | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
after what happened with Isaac. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
What if I retracted my complaint against Rodgers? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I mean, what if I said I made it all up, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
I panicked and jumped out of the way? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
He wasn't any more to blame than I'm to blame for anything. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Well... | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
If you were prepared to do that then I'm sure we could | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
forget all about this. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Mr Bell, please could you ring Isaac | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
and tell him we'd be very happy if he came back? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Yes! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Great, good. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
And, of course, the good news is, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Isaac gets to keep his polisher! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Smashing! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
That couldn't have worked better if we'd planned it. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
We did a good thing, right? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Well, eventually, but only because you stole a cleaner and... | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Uh, yeah, we did a good thing. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Hi, Isaac, nice to see you back! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Guys, can I take this off now? It's making my neck sweat. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
-# Can't live with 'em -And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
-# Kick you when you're down -But when no-one understands them | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
-# You know what they're on about -Always going to be around | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
# Got to find a common ground | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
# If you see 'em every day You can never get away | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
# Only time that you're the boss? 4 O'Clock. # | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 |