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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle?

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now 4 o'clock

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# 4 o'clock. #

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-Woodwork?

-Now we're operating on a reduced budget,

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we've got to concentrate on the skills

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students actually have a chance of using in the workplace.

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Workplace. Most of them will be lucky to get a job at Chicken Shack.

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I don't see many of our pupils becoming the next Mozart, do you?

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I don't know anything about woodwork.

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Well, you better find out.

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Your first lesson is at 12.

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Priceless. What's next? Me teaching textiles?

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No, you'll be too busy covering for Meryl...

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..our patrol warden.

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Oh, no, no, no. I didn't get a degree in PE to...

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Yes, a degree!

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..to slum it as a lollipop lady in some Day-Glo bin bag.

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Well, in that case,

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we'll have to pay for cover out of the rugby budget.

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How much do you think we'll get for those goalposts on eBay?

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Marvellous. First shift in two minutes.

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-Woodwork?!

-Yeah, apparently it's something to do with cost cutting.

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Honestly, I don't know how much longer I can last in this place.

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Maybe you don't have to.

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I got it! I got the job!

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We're moving to the USA!

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-That's amazing!

-I know!

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Sunny California, here we come.

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We best go and sort out our visas.

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I can't wait to leave this hellhole.

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But what are we going to tell Nero?

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Oh, my days, chief prefect Garland is on patrol.

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Just cos you've got a badge don't make you sheriff.

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Nevertheless, I'm going to have to give you a behaviour comment

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-for those trainers.

-But he's your mate!

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And those non-regulation socks.

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No, come on! They're navy!

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Bad luck, cowboy. According to my colour chart, they're midnight blue.

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Oh, and that skirt is quite clearly more than two inches above the knee.

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What are you looking at her skirt for?

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Well, if you don't believe me, I can just pretty easily measure it.

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How's about I measure your face with my foot?

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That's another behaviour comment.

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-But that's not fair!

-Oh, yes, it is,

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as you would know if you'd have read our new behaviour manual.

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I'm telling Bell about this.

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Be my guest. I'm just carrying out his instructions.

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Oi, sir, you finally get sacked from the PE department?

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It's temporary while one of the old dears is on sick leave.

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Shame, you look banging in that hat.

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Oi, Baker, shut it.

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-Rats!

-What?

-I left my science essay at home.

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Better go back and get it, or Lizzie'll kill me.

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You want to cross my road again? Oh, too bad. You're banned.

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Not so funny now, is it, Baker?

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What's up?

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You staring at Sarah Peterson again?

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No, I'm just...

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-thinking.

-Well, that's a lie.

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Why don't you just ask her out, you prune?

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Yeah, you know what they say - fortune favours the bold.

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Do they say that, or did some dweeby prefect with no girlfriend say that?

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Well, exactly. I messed up my chance with Katie,

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but I don't want to see a mate make the same mistake.

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Come on, champ, what could possibly go wrong?

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You're right. I should just ask her.

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-Sarah...

-Yeah?

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Oh, look, you've dropped your keys.

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Actually, I'm going to need those.

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Nailed it(!)

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-But that's not fair!

-Sorry, it's all in the new handbook.

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You miss the deadline, you get an automatic behaviour comment.

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But it's not my fault. I tried to go back and get my homework,

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but Mr Nunn wouldn't let me cross the road

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because he's the new lollipop lady.

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Amber, you really have to stop making up these ridiculous excuses.

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But my mum will ground me if I get another behaviour comment.

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-Please!

-Well, if you can't do the time,

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-don't do the crime.

-But I didn't do the crime.

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I was only late cos of your idiot prefect.

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Excuse me!

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My prefects are a vital part of enforcing the contents

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of my new behavioural handbook.

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I trust you've familiarised yourself with its contents?

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Yeah, of course.

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But if I get a behaviour comment,

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I'll probably just go on a downward spiral.

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Detention, exclusion...

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It's not going to make the school look good, is it?

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Well, I am looking to expand my team of prefects.

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Join up.

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And if all goes well,

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I'll wipe the behaviour comment from your record.

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# I've been trying to do well

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# Stay on the right track

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# Started out as the new girl

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# Hoping they had my back

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# Not easy with

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# A strange-haired teacher who lives in a caravan

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# And friends who like to cause problems

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# Very disobedient

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# No choice, no choice, no choice

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# Seems I've got no choice

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# As they're causing trouble

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# Should I be so loyal?

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# Or do I punish them for doing the wrong things?

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# Get myself in the good books again

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# I've got one tough choice, tough choice, hard choice,

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# Gotta make one, gotta make a choice

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# I've been trying to make it as a super head for years

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# But really, I haven't got a lot to work with

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# Diminishing budget, lacking the basics

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# In order to turn this around, let's face it

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# I'll need to get the students on my side

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# The well-behaved ones who don't laugh, chew or lie

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# If that means having to work with the Owens and Pollys of the school

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# I guess I'm forced to make that choice

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# Parents' evening with no smiles

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# A downward spiral, detention, exclusion,

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# Ban from the whole school would be bad news

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# Come back years later as the caretaker

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# I don't want to cause trouble

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# For other girls and boys

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# Get them into trouble, gonna raise my voice

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# But if it means messing up my future

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# Then maybe I have no choice

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# One choice, one choice

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# Have to make that choice. #

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SHE SIGHS

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I'll do it.

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Good choice.

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-Where's all the instruments?

-There's no more music. It's gone.

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-Kaput.

-But I was going to use this lesson to mix my new track.

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What do you want me to do about it?

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This ain't fair! Music's the only reason I come into this dump.

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Yeah, well, that's life, innit?

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You start off with hopes and dreams, and the next thing you know,

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you're standing in an empty room with a bin bag full of tambourines.

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Say cheese!

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You're going to regret crossing me.

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-What are you doing?

-Posting photos of you in your lollipop gear

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so your football mates can see what you get up to in your spare time.

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You can't! I'll never hear the end of it down at Carpenter's.

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You should've thought of that

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when you didn't let me go back and get my homework, innit?

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This is not going to end well.

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-What's going on?

-Hey, guys, come on in.

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Take a hammer, grab a seat and bang some wood.

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Dexter, why are you in here like some budget handyman?

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You tell me. This is a nightmare.

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Come on! Music was the only decent thing about this wreck of a school.

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What do you want me to do about it?

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# What's the plan? What's the prognosis?

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# Now I've been stripped of my main focus

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# Only thing good about this school is

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# I can record hits with flawless lyrics, the dopest beats

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# Find a way to say stuff that are very deep inside

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# About my life, my access been denied

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# I'm standing here hopelessly like

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# How am I gonna shoot for the stars?

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# Then travel from here, visit Jupiter or Mars?

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# What's up, what's up, what's up, where my stars at?

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# I can see them floating in the night

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# I just want to reach up there and grab one

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# The law of gravity, I defy

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# Built myself a rocket and it's turbo

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# Fired up the engines, good to go

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# Got to flip the switch and get this bird going

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# Then the system crash, I'm like "No!"

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# I know deep down that I'm a star, with bars that will melt hearts

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# Got a lot to say, I can't keep it in my brain box

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# Or it becomes a rubbish bin of useless information

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# I'm stuck on the launchpad, the other stars are waiting

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# For me to reconnect, so how I'm gonna act now?

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# Once you've seen the stars, you're gonna struggle to go back now

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# Rooted to the ground, I'd rather fly in any weather

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# I can't pretend to myself there isn't something better

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# What's up, what's up, what's up, where my stars at?

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# I can see them floating in the night

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# I just want to reach up there and grab one

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# The law of gravity, I defy

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# Have to get my thoughts and feelings out in bars

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# Have to get out and shoot for the stars

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# No matter what, I can't be stuck

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# One shot, I'ma shoot for the stars. #

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Actually, there's something a bit more important

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I want to talk to you about.

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You're the same as all the other jokers in this toilet.

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Well, I ain't standing for it.

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Nero!

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THAT was the worst lesson I've ever sat through.

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At Elmsmere, that's saying something.

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I loved it. Look what I made.

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It's a toy for my little cousin. Say hello, Mr Nailfingers!

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All right, pal?

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Eli, never show me that again, OK?

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Aww!

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Mr Nailfingers is sad now.

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-Aww!

-Hey, what...?

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So, what are we going to do now?

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Well, I've got prefect duty, so...

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Sorry, don't hate me, but I told Bell I'd try out for prefect, too.

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Really?

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Tragic.

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Sarah probably hates me, doesn't she?

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I've blown my chance forever.

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Yeah, probably.

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Or you could just try again.

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You're right. If I don't ask, I'll never know.

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Wish me luck.

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Sarah, I...

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..just wondered if you wanted to...

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..get out of my way because I'm desperate for a widdle!

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Come on, let's get bangers and mash.

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Kids, eh? I know lollipop ladies are the lowest of the low,

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but show us some respect.

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Am I right?

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I don't know how you lot put up with it all year round.

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This is the worst day of my working life.

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And I once had a summer job hosing the sick

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out the footwell of a roller-coaster. I know.

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By the way, if any of you girls want any help, just give us a shout.

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Apart from the kids and the outfit, I reckon I'm a bit of a natural.

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Oh, don't mind if I do.

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-Nero?

-Polly?

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Prefect?

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Guess I'd better be on my best behaviour, then.

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Mr Bell said he'd let me off my behaviour comment if I did this.

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-Am I totally lame?

-No, it's a pretty sweet blag.

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-Anyway, laters.

-Erm...

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Where are you going?

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Oh, I've got to slip out, go to the dentist's. Wonky tooth.

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Have you got a letter?

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I forgot.

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I can't let you go, I'll get in so much trouble.

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But I think it may be infected, Polly! Please? For a mate?

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OK.

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Thanks, Pols. I owe you one.

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It's cool. What are mates for?

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Hey, I'm Nero Johnson.

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I just want to ask about an audition.

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Well, you know the saying -

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if at first you don't succeed...

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Give in before you get arrested for stalking.

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They're right. Sarah Peterson is too good for me.

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I need to go out with someone who's more in my league.

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Like who?

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-You.

-Excuse me!

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You are not in my league.

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That's like my dad's football team asking Arsenal for a kickabout.

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All right, fine.

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I'll die old and alone watching Antiques Roadshow in my pants

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like my uncle Darryl.

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At last, an ambition you can actually achieve.

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Or you could just ask her out properly this time

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and see what happens.

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You're right. I'm going to go for it.

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It's now or never!

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Like a lamb to the slaughter.

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What a prune!

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Come on, Eli, you can do this.

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Look, I...

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..just wanted to say that I really like you,

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and maybe we could go out on a date.

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A date?

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Katie?

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Why not? I've run out of pocket money and I need someone to buy

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me an ice cream. Laters, pookie.

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Let me get this straight. You're complaining because the

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other lollipop ladies are being mean to you?

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Yeah, they're treating me like they're the PE teachers and I'm the

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lollipop lady. It's a disgrace.

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They're discriminating against me because I'm a man.

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Graham, please.

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Lollipop lady - oh, fine, welcome to the club, have a cup of tea.

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But lollipop man - oh, no, no, no, controversial.

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A man carrying a lollipop is the last taboo.

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I'm a pioneer. I'm like one of them birds who jogged under a dobbin.

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-A suffragette?

-Bingo.

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So, you need to give those Day-Glo dearies a good talking to.

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Tell them they have to like me, it's the law.

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And you're sure that there is no other reason why they haven't warmed

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to your vibrant personality?

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Don't know. Maybe it's because I'm so much better at their job

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than them.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, yeah, when I'm out there, I'm like a matador with a bull.

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Only have to look at a car and it stops.

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That's most interesting, Graham.

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I'll see what I can do.

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Good, cos I will not rest until a man can wield

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his lollipop unmolested.

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Lollipop men for justice.

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So, how did you get on with Sarah, then?

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Yeah, fine. Why, what have you heard?

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Nero, what's up, big man?

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Got some good news.

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I've got an audition at Hillview Music Academy.

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-Really?

-Yeah, next Saturday.

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Soon as they see my awesome moves, I'm out of here.

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Oh, Nero, that is so cool.

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Congratulations, clever clogs.

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Wait, you told me you were going to the dentist's.

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Yeah, well, I didn't really want to say anything just in case they

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-blew me out, you know?

-So, you lied to my face.

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-Not on purpose.

-That's all right, then.

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Oh, come on, what, you're not happy for me?

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Yeah, I'm really happy you're going to swan off and leave the rest of us

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rotting in this dump. Some mate you are.

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Polly...

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Come back here at once or you'll get a behaviour comment.

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Who cares?

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Oh...

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Nero, Dexter wants to talk to you in the old music room.

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-I know, but Miss, I have...

-Now.

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Sit down. I've got some news.

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Good news. Hopefully.

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Well, fingers crossed.

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You know you're always saying how much you can't wait to get out of

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-Elmsmere?

-That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

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-I'm leaving.

-What?

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I got an audition for Hillview Music Academy.

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I'm finally going places, man.

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-Haven't you got to be 18 to get in?

-Yeah, but you know, once they

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se my awesome moves, I'll be in, for sure. Record deal, tour.

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By the time I'm 18, I'll be banking millions.

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That's all very exciting, but you might have to put all that

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on hold, because, um...

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..we're all going to America.

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-What?

-Lizzie got a job out there in research.

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We'll leave all this behind and make a fresh start.

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-Happy?

-No.

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-But...

-You think you can pack me off to live in another country like

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mum and dad tried to?

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-Nero...

-It ain't happening, man.

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We might have a swimming pool.

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America? No way.

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# I thought I was doing Nero a favour

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# By taking us to the States to start something major

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# Pack our suitcases for a brand-new place

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# Pronto out of a pokey flat into a condo

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# Not so fast maybe I should have asked

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# Maybe I should have grasped it isn't for everyone

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# But I see bright lights on big screens

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# Big plans for the whole fam living the dream

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# But dreams turn to nightmares

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# I had a dream of getting signed, doing tours

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# And wearing some nice threads

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# Tough luck, dreams went bye-bye, why why,

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# When do I decide what flies in my life, oh yeah

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# Tough luck, no chance it's not a dream come true

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# It's what nightmares are made of

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# Just when I thought I had something real

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# A strong crew, Nero didn't keep it real

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# A nightmare, I risk my reputation for what

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# For him to leave us right here

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# While he attends some fancy school I thought we'd be friends for life

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# But after all

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# All my hopes and dreams crashing down

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# Only person I can rely on is myself

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# Tough luck, dreams went bye-bye, why why

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# When do I decide what flies in my life,

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# Tough luck, no chance it's not a dream come true

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# It's what nightmares are made of

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# All the sacrifices I've made for this kid, Nero,

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# But does he appreciate it

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# Thought I was more than a teacher, real family

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# A teacher to them, but fam to him

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# But his actions prove otherwise, he treats me like the enemy

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# All I've ever done is try to make him happy, but he's mad pretty often

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# And now my big plan's become a big problem. #

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Come on, spit it out, Romeo.

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-Are you getting married?

-Or did she flame-grill you like a hot beef bap?

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See you by the ice cream van, pookie.

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Remember, mine's a 99, two flakes.

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It was an accident. She has long hair.

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-I thought it was Sarah.

-You're so in the doo-doo.

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How am I going to dump her without her going ballistic

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and telling Owen?

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You could make her dump you.

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That won't work.

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What woman in their right mind wouldn't want a piece of this?

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Tell me, what do boys do to chase off girls?

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Bloomin' heck, how long you got?

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Thanks for ruining my life.

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How have I ruined it?

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I've just got an audition for Hillview Music Academy,

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now you're sending me off to America cos of your cruddy job.

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Excuse me, Taxemia Chemicals is the USA's leading manufacturer

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of toilet cleaner.

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Ooh, exciting.

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Maybe I can get a job too as a bog cleaner.

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I don't know why you're so annoyed.

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You'll have a new school, new house, nice weather.

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What about my music, my dancing?

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You can still make music.

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On my own? In my room?

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Here I've got a chance to be somebody.

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Well, not everything's about you, is it?

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-What about Dexter?

-Dexter?

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He'd be happy anywhere

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as long as he's got some clean socks and a tambourine to shake.

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You selfish little twerp.

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Sorry, but... Really?

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You think Dexter doesn't have the same hopes and dreams that you do?

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-Wait a minute...

-No, you wait a minute.

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Read this.

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Congratulations on being accepted as head of research

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at Taxemia Chemicals.

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-Toilets are a vital part of life...

-No, the other one.

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Mercury Studios...

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At university, Dexter used to compose film music with a friend.

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Now that friend's in LA, and he's invited Dexter out there

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to work as his partner.

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Making music in Hollywood?

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Yeah. So, like I said, it's not all about you, is it?

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Hang on, this was written two years ago.

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That was the first time he was offered the job.

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Why didn't he take it then?

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Why do you think?

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So, I've had a word with the other crossing wardens.

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Good, cos I'm not taking any more of their sexist bullying.

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And they won't be bothering you any more.

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-Nice one.

-Because I've sacked them.

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-Hold on, do what?

-The more I thought about it,

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the more I was impressed by your passion and your commitment.

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And rightly so.

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So, to cut costs, I decided that you could take on all their shifts.

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But it's curry club tonight.

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Not any more.

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Hurry up,

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-you'll miss the rush hour.

-But, but...

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Pre-order the set meal!

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You could stand her up.

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Introduce her to your mum on your first date.

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I've got it. Just pretend you're a really bad snogger.

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Yeah, like, all wet and clammy, like a snail with gum disease.

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Wouldn't work. It's a well-known fact that I am one of the best

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-snoggers at Elmsmere.

-Are you?

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Yeah, my skills are famed far and wide.

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I'm like the Usain Bolt of snogging.

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Well, I've never heard of it.

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Of course not, you're not one of the lucky few that's sampled these prize

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-smackers.

-Yeah, right(!)

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-It's true.

-Prove it.

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Oh!

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Um, Eli...

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Oh!

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-What are you doing?

-Katie, I am...

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I can explain.

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Yeah, well, explain this, doofus!

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-Oh!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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-What's going on?

-Your no-good mate two-timed me with this two-faced

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-numpty.

-Two-timed you?

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Look, mate, it was all just a big misunderstanding.

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-Tell him.

-I'm out of this.

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Fleur?

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, yeah...

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I...

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I think...

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I was trying to ask out Sarah,

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but her and Katie have got the same colour of hair.

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Eli, you don't have to lie to me.

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I get it. Katie is an amazing woman,

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but she's like a wild beast.

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You can admire her from afar, but...

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..you'll never tame her.

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But I... I don't fancy Katie.

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You must be heartbroken.

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Come on, let me buy you some chips.

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If I cry, can I have some chicken to go with them?

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Stop taking photos.

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Too late, I'm tagging you on Facebook now.

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What's your favourite pub called again?

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Give me that phone or I'm going to...

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-You'll what?

-I'll...

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I'll blockade the road.

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Great. She couldn't nip home for ten minutes,

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now we're going to be stuck here for hours.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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I didn't want you to feel guilty.

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Dex, if you'd have taken that job two years ago,

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I'd have had to move to Scotland with my auntie, left my mates,

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-my music.

-It worked out all right, didn't it?

0:25:510:25:53

I met Lizzie, had the twins, got to hang out with you.

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I can't believe you gave up a job in Hollywood for that.

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You must be demented.

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Well, maybe a little.

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Anyway, now I get a second shot.

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-Unless...

-I want to go.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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I can audition for Hillview when I'm 18.

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Plus, I checked out that website for LA Dance Academy.

0:26:150:26:18

-It looks sick, man.

-Awesome.

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Hey, Dexter...

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Thank you. For everything.

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I don't know how I could have got through the last couple of years without you.

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The twins are lucky to have you.

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Me too.

0:26:340:26:35

You're an amazing dad.

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Come here.

0:26:400:26:41

Hey, Pols, guess where I'm going.

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Mr Nunn, get up.

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I didn't put you in charge of our crossing warden programme

0:26:550:26:57

so that you could just... Oh!

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Apologise.

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Otherwise, I'll be forced to remove that prefect's badge, missy.

0:27:020:27:06

Keep your shonky badge, see if I care.

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CAR HONKING

0:27:100:27:11

All right, all right.

0:27:110:27:12

Yes, yes, yes, pap, pap, pap, pap, pap.

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You're not going anywhere, are you?

0:27:180:27:19

CAR HONKING

0:27:190:27:20

-Yes, you're not going anywhere either.

-Ah!

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Yo, what happened to your thumb?

0:27:230:27:25

Turns out I'm not that great at woodwork.

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It's a good thing we're leaving Elmsmere, then, isn't it?

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You can say that again.

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Do you think this place is going to be the same without us?

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Justice for lollipop men!

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Free the lollipop man!

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Fam, I don't think this place is ever going to change.

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-# Can't live with them

-And you can't kick them out

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-# When you're up they rub it in your face

-Kick you when you're down

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-# But when no-one understands them

-You know what they're on about

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-# Always gonna be around

-Gotta find a common ground

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# If you know so much about me

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# Where do I go from here?

0:28:030:28:05

-# If you see them every day

-You can never get away

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# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #

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