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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# When it's just too much to handle? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# You should stay It can change | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# There's good days and bad days | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
OK, enjoy the show in London, have a good time. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Morning team, what are we up to? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
-Taunting Owen. -Bye, Dad! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh, hey mate! Did your dad make you wear that in a bet? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Or is it a cry for help? | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Oh, how predictable, this is a perfectly normal garment. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Yeah, if you're George VI! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
The Queen's dad...! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
No? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Just leave it. This is my grandad's. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
He's at some show in London with my parents tonight. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Taking a break from that jacket? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
He said whenever he wore it, lovely ladies used to fall into his arms. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Oh, yeah? Keeping their eyes closed so they don't have to look at it. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Speaking of lovely ladies. Good morning, Pooky. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Get lost, loser boy. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Wait, so your parents are out all night? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Yeah. -Cool, going to Owen's party tonight? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Oh, good. A party. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
What a good idea. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
Woo! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
No! That was sarcasm, that was clearly sarcasm! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Party! Party! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Right... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Who wants to come round mine tonight? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Try these babies out? Yeah? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Look! Look how much fun everyone's having. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Look at his face! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Hey, Harper, party around mine tonight, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
should be right up your street. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Why? -Well, these. You know, the Army and all that. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, right, yeah. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
We were big on epic space-themed splat battles. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
What? How can you all say no? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Well, like this... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
No. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
No, no, no, no. No party. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
But we have to have a party. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
You know, like a gang of friends all together. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Yeah, come on. I'll be your best friend. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
You already are my best friend. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Yeah, not after this, mate! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Nice one, Woggle, way to ruin our lives. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Hey, wait! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
# Yeah, I've had study partners | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
# Been a part of reading groups | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
# But I've never had real mates | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
# You know, the ones that are really there for you | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
# I've got mates there for me now | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# Care for me when I'm down | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
# All I want to do is celebrate | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
# Hang out and chill with the squad | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
# When times get hard It's time to have some fun | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
# I was worried with zero bond | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
# The Elmsmere gang wouldn't take me on | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# But they embraced me with open arms | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
# Party started, they said come along | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
# But then the party's been put on hold | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
# We need to get the party started, woo! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
# Having real mates is great | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
# School's a joy, now we can't wait | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
# My colleagues are a waste of space | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
# I bring them super soakers | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
# And no-one wants to play! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
# Yes, I've had study partners | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
# Been a part of reading groups | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
# But until I had a real girlfriend | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
# One to hug, hold hands and smooch | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
# Hanging out with the gang was cool | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
# But it's brought my attention to | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
# The one thing that's missing in life | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
# Another half to make me whole | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
# Yeah, having mates is awesome | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
# And school is really rewarding | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
# But it's being with your mates | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
# That makes it worth getting up in the morning | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
# But Owen is a killjoy artist | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
# We can't do this half-hearted | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
# So it's up to me, it's up to me to get this party started! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
# Having real mates is great | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
# School's a joy, you know, we can't wait | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
# My colleagues are a waste of space | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
# Got to get this party started | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
# And make the whole thing ace! # | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Owen, this whole party thing... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Have you really thought about it? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Yes, I thought about my parents | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
finding out and grounding me forever. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
And I've thought about the drink rings on my coffee table. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
How it would be the perfect occasion for you to get back with Katie. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Make her laugh, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
remind her how much fun you had together... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
OK. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Party on... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
..dudes. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Dearest Katie. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
I was wondering if you would like to... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
There's a stack of books in my car, go fetch them. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Get in, get in, get in, get in. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
But I don't want to go to a party with Katie. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
You don't have to. Katie hates Owen, right? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
So there's no way she'll actually come. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
But we still get to have the party. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Ah-ha. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
You're like an evil genius. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Pow, pow, pow! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
-You know, I nearly joined the Army. -Mm-hmm? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Yeah, they were super keen, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
but some stupid technicality kept me out. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Our loss. Flat feet? Sinus problems? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Excess snot, give over. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
More than four fillings? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Yep, the fillings thing. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
I've got five, so... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
My mate had that, then he fell off his bike, knocked two teeth out. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Problem solved. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Lucky man. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
I could help you out, one controlled punch. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
No. I mean, that's a great idea, but my reflexes are too good, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
I couldn't just stand there and take a punch. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Right, what about I creep up on you, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
bang! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Before you know what's happened, bye-bye, tooth, hello, Army! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Great. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
See you later. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Purse, phone, keys. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I feel like I'm forgetting something. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, no! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
The big birthday fun list. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
# Ever since we were five | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
# Darnesh has had the best years of his life | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
# Cos that was the birth of the BBFL | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
# The Big Birthday Fun List | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
# Happens without fail | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
# Let me explain what the list entails | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
# It's like a Darnesh wish list that came about | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
# And number three on the list were the birthday fun bags | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
# Number seven, run around with your underpants tied to your head | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
# Now, that's what I call fun | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
# On my birthday I do what I want | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
# Hang with my mates on this special occasion | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
# Join in my BBFL operation | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
# It's the Big Birthday Fun List | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
# It never gets tired, so I won't quit | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
# I'll do the same list when I'm 65 | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
# Fun's not for birthdays It's for life | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
# Number nine, run away from your shadow | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
# Number 12, be the host of a game show | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
# What a day to dread | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
# Feel like I'm stuck in Darnesh's head | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
# His strings all coming together | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
# But couldn't he think of anything better? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
# Yeah, number 13 Pull a stupid face | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
# When you look at a stranger on the street | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
# Gonna be a great year | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
# I love the surprise of it | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
# And it almost feels like I'm five again | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
# If the list goes wrong, I'll cry a river | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
# If my friends fail me, I'll never forgive them | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
# My whole world would cave in if I didn't do number six | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
# What, dress like a caveman? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
# But this whole thing's humiliating | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
# Feel like a baby in a big playpen | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
# I say we rebel and act like grown-ups | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
# Quit BBFL? Darnesh would go nuts | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
# It'd be the end of the world as we know it | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
# Floods, avalanches, speeding comets | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
# Ever since we were five, we've been on it | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
# Following the silly list, time to stop it | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
# We'll have to deal with the repercussions | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
# So BBFL, over and out from us. # | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Guys! Join in! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-Um... -Do you hear something? -Me? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
No! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Guys, guys! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Guys! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Come on, Danny, man, what is there to worry about? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Ohh! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Oh, no! I am so sorry! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Oh, no, this one's really muddy. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
I'm sure it's OK. Oh, no, it isn't. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Um... It's only Ely's, don't worry. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Big grey dirty smears only improve what's in there. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Thanks for being so nice, I'm Danny. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Danny Boyd. It's my first day, as if you couldn't guess. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Owen Garland, a regular. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-You're kidding me? -I wish! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Thanks for being so nice about the books. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
So, you teach history? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Yes! -Wow, you really like it. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-What? -You like history? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Well, as Confucius says, | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
you must study the past if you would define the future. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
So, we tell Darnesh we don't want to do his birthday list any more. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Remember when we were seven and we missed half the list | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
because his dad took us to the zoo? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
He screamed for two hours and threw a flip-flop at a gibbon. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
What, then? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
We pretend to have a fight. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
We get sent to Bell and put in isolation all day. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Come on. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
And the text definitely said Katie was coming? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-Yes. -You didn't misread it? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-No. -It didn't actually say, "I'd rather feed my pigtails into a mincer"? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
No! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I'll see you all in a while. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Do you know how long we spent doing these? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Ten minutes in the ICT suite? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Exactly! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Which is time now wasted, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
no-one is going to want to go to a party if Princess Nightmare Knickers | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
-is going to be there. -Don't worry, I'll sort it. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Right, forget netball, got a new game. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Human shield. Pay attention. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Now I need you big strong ones to create a defensive ring around me. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
All right? Think band of steel, nothing gets past you, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
you'll die before you let it. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
-Just hit me. -I've never been in a fight, I don't know what to do! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Just make it up, we'll be fine! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
Take that, you twit! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
All right, give over. Come on! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
What, I put foundation on harder than that! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Should we go to Mr Bell, sir? Tell him how violent we are? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
No, just don't do it again! Unless you see Miss Harper coming for me, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
in which case, give her everything you've got. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Kicking, scratching, the whole works. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Are you flipping kidding me, sir? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Just forget about it. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
I know what this is, her sister was a teacher, innit? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
He is blatantly letting her off. That isn't fair! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
No... Shut up! Shut up! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
We need to concentrate! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-Mr Nunn! -No, not the face! Not the face! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Oh, it's you. -You've completely lost control of these girls. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
I see I will have to enforce proper discipline and punishment. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
No, you cannot be put in isolation too. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
You're a teacher. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Is he, though? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
I can't believe this actually worked. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Miss Pot sent me, Sir. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
"For deliberately destroying a large blancmange." | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Why, boy? -Number 16, Sir. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
Sit in something wobbly. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Shut up, sit down, never speak to me again. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Right, I'll be returning in two minutes. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
When I do, I expect complete silence. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Where've you been? I've had to do most of these on my own! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
That is a terrible shame. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
We're all here now, and it's the perfect room | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
for number 22. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Burping Happy Birthday? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
You ready? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
HE BURPS LOUDLY | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Come on, your turn. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
No, Darnesh. We ain't doing the BBFL this year. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
We're not little kids any more! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
It's embarrassing. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
Well, I must say I'm pleasantly surprised. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Hi, Katie. How're you doing? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Skip to the point. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
OK. Look, about Owen's party. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
-Yeah, I ain't going. -But you told him... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
I lied. You never tell your ex the truth. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Everybody knows that. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
OK, great. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
It would've just been embarrassing anyway, | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
him trying to get back with you, so... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Well, now I am going. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-What? -Telling Garland to shove his love up his armpit? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
I ain't missing that. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
See you there! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Poor Owen. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Katie's going to laugh in his little lovesick face. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
At least we'll be there for him. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
-Right? -Watch Owen crash and burn, and hang out with nightmare Katie? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
No, thank you. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
You're right, she's a monster. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
I wonder if there's anything good on telly. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-Wow. -What? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
You are the spit of your dad. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Sorry? -You're Mr Garland's son, right? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Of course you are. You look just like him. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Where did you meet my dad? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
This morning, in the car park. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, yeah, he dropped me off, yeah. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-So what's your name, then? -Owen. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Owen Junior? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Just Owen. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
-Must get confusing? -Not really. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Well, I should get on. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Say hi to your dad for me. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Will do! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
Oi! Have you seen Miss Harper? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Anyone? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
She's behind me, isn't she? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
She's not behind me. Is she behind me? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Where are you, where are you, where are you? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Mr Nunn's acting odd. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-Oh, yeah, he thinks I'm going to punch his teeth in. -Ah... | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
-You're not going to, right? -Never say never. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Everyone! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
I've given the matter some thought, | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
and I think we should go to this gathering tonight. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
GROANING | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
For professional reasons, to... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
To get to know our colleagues better. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Colleagues like Miss Harper. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Maddie. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Oh, and Mr... As well. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Oh, right, yeah, I'd love to, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
but I haven't been formally invited by the host. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Oh, he won't care. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
He did seem very friendly this morning. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
All right, I said sorry! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Come on, talk to me - scream! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
-Throw a flip-flop at Violet. -Hey! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Why does that stupid list matter, anyway? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
What's so great about the year you turned five? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Because... Because that was the year when I met you and Violet, OK? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
All right, stop. Stop. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
We'll make it up to you. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
What's left on the list? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Number 27. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
What is it? We'll do it. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
The big birthday fun surprise. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
OK, great. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
We'll give you the birthday-est, funnest surprise ever. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Wow. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Thanks, Amber! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
And how're we going to do that? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Don't know. Something will turn up. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Come on, come on! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Come on, come on! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Open! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Hiya! See you tonight? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
OK. See you tonight! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-Yeah. -Most definitely! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Yeah! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Polly's going with him, so he isn't entirely on his own. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
Good. It is her fault, so she should sort it out. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I do have a new party dress I want to wear, though. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Curse my staunch moral compass! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Owen needs us. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
OK fine, I'll come too. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
What are you doing? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
Mr Nunn's throwing a super soaker party. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
I'm just checking myself for water resistance. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Forget that, you should be worrying about your waterlogged brain! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
Well, I don't want to get my outfit wet. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
What are you going as? Saddington Bear? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
It's just a precaution. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Why are you going to the party, anyway? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
You hate the other teachers almost as much as they hate you. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
It's just... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
-Team-building. -Oh, no. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
You're trying to get off with our new teacher, aren't you? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Miss Harper? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Oh, no. I'm just trying to make her feel welcome. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Which is why you're dressed as a colour-blind toddler, is it? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-Get your coat. -You're taking me to the flat? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-At last! -No, I can't leave you on your own. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
-You'll have to come with me. -To the party? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
CJ, there will be people there having water fights, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
firing pump action super soakers at each other. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
It's not a place for children. You'll have to wait in the car. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Who wants to see you get turned down by your crush, anyway? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
It's tragic. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I'll bring you out a lemonade. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Yippee! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
So Katie knows I want her back, | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
and she's coming for the sole reason of laughing at me. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Yes. Sorry. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
She wants to publicly humiliate me? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Well, on the bright side, no-one's actually coming, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
because they hate Katie so much anyways. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
So I'll be privately humiliated? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Actually, no, that is much better, yeah. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Did you really think that she'd say yes? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I thought there might be a tiny chance, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
and that, even if there was a tiny chance, I had to take it. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Oh, Woggle. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
The door was open, so... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Are you two going out? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-No. -Please, I'm not an idiot. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-Well... -Well, if I can't reject you and I can't laugh at your pain, | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
there's no point in me being here. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Pooky, just stay for a minute, let's talk, please. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Ready salted? You're such a loser. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Pooky, wait, wait! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Honestly, what do you see in that girl? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
I don't know, but I can't let her leave like this. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Pooky! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Finally, at a party. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
On my own, whoopee. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
No way are a gang of older kids going to let us crash their party. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
-Why not? -Because we're us. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
No-one's going to know that though, | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
because we're going to be in fancy dress! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Great idea! Shame it's not a fancy dress party. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
Of course it is. Look at the jacket on the invite. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Course it's a fancy dress party! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Ah, birthday boy. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-Put this on. -Of course. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Because you're so wise! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
If I was so wise, I wouldn't be here. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Shut up, our bus is here. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
You're here! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
What have you done? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Oh, kind of made Katie think me and Owen are a couple. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
-You what? -But it's fine. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
-She stormed off. -Oh. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Owen, what happened? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
I couldn't catch up with her. I came pretty close, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
but she threw her shoe at me. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
But on the bright side, we do seem to be having a party. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Small, but perfectly formed. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-With no Katie. -Yeah, come on, mate. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
I mean, it's already happening, so you may as well enjoy it, eh? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Hi, Mr Garland. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
I'm here for your party. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
# Now I see it | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
# The terrible truth | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
# I didn't mean to lie, now what do I do? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
# I fibbed to a teacher in front of his face | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
# He thinks I am a teacher that's been here for ages | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# I made a mistake | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
# But who will believe | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
# I didn't plan to intentionally deceive | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
# This is a nightmare | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
# Wait till they find out | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
# I told a terrible lie | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
# Yes, I'm quite scared | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
# Elmsmere's new regime so strict it's obscene | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
# I'll be made to clean till I'm way past my teens | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
# Or expelled for good, goodbye to my dreams | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
# Dreadful truth, I've done a terrible thing | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
# I'm sorry | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
# I'm so, so sorry | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
# What will happen to me? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
# I'm frightfully worried | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
# Terrible truth, I told a lie | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
# Terrible truth, why, Owen, why? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
# Terrible truth, a lie's been let loose | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
# There's no turning back from the terrible truth | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
# Terrible, terrible truth | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
# It's a pretty scary deal, getting a new job | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
# Joining a new school, meeting a new mob | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
# Opening new doors, following new rules | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
# Reminds me of being a kid in a new school | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
# Hoping the kids would all think I was cool | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
# And not kick my new ball over the wall | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
# Past school I'm a young man, but I'm still panicky | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
# Hoping the teachers like the real Danny | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
# And don't gang up on me, throw my bag on the roof | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
# Then get told off for bad punctuality | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
# So far, so good | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
# Everything's mine | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
# Not for me | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
# Thanks to my hideous lie | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
# I'm filled with shame, my mates are a bad influence | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
# But this time I am to blame | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
# The terrible truth is a horrendous lie | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
# How will I fix this problem of mine? # | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
I've made Mr Boyd think I'm a teacher. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
-Ah, that old chestnut. -What shall I do? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Tell the truth? -What?! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
We don't do that! | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Tell him...he's made a mistake, this is a kids' party. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
It's not a bad idea. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Yeah! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Wow. So this was all... | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
An unfortunate mix-up with the invites. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
It's my son Owen who's having a party tonight. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Owen? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Yes? Oh, yes. Young Owen. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Can we come in? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
More children! For the children's party. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Great, yes, the children's party is just through that way. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
-Told you. -Brilliant. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Thanks, Amber. I wonder what frogs eat. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-Hmm... -Well, I won't keep you. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Right, yeah. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Sorry, thanks. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
Bye. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Sorry, sorry. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-Could I ask a favour? -Of course. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Well, I'm going to be a bit late now to the actual teachers' party, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
and I don't want to be rude, you know, on my first day. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
So I was just wondering, could you possibly give me a lift? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Dancing to music I don't like, | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
and a party in a garage where I don't know anyone. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Awesome! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
But, when's the actual surprise happening? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
You what? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
SHOUTING | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-Where's Miss Harper? -She ain't coming, she said. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh, yes. I made a point of inviting her. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
All right? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
No. I like my teeth! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Hey, Graham, what's this? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
It's your tooth. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
Oh, no, this one doesn't have a filling. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Never mind. See you tomorrow! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Er... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Are we going, or...? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
CAR ALARM BEEPS | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Now, that was a surprise! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
I can't wait to see how you top this next year! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
I feel like this all happened because of me. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
That's true. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
It did. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
-Nice one! -Yeah, top night! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
We'll do it again soon! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
So, what's gone on here, sunshine? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
That's Mr Garland to you, sir. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
# Can't live with 'em | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
# And you can't kick 'em out | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
# When they're up they rub it in your face | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
# Kick you when you're down | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
# But when no-one understands them | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
# You know what they're on about | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
# Always gonna be around | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
# Gotta find a common ground | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
# If you know so much about me | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
# Where do I go from here? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
# If you see 'em every day | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
# You can never get away | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. # | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 |