Prank 4 O'Clock Club


Prank

Comedy series. There's a phantom prankster on the loose in school. Amber is determined to win a scooter in a school competition.


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# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

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# When it's just too much to handle?

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# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

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# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

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# You should stay It can change

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# There's good days and bad days

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# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

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# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock

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# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

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Wow.

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-Nice joke.

-Yeah. The phantom prankster strikes again.

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Smell Wee Manor?

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We've got a phantom prankster now?

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Yeah, look, he's left his calling card.

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How very mysterious.

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Ooh, I love a bit of mystery!

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Yeah, I wonder who it could be.

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It's always the last person that you'd suspect.

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That means it's Owen!

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No, wrong. Sadly I'm not doing my idiot badge.

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Well, if it's not him...

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..it must be...

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You?

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Why am I the least likely person?

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Who is responsible for this?

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Oh, it was the phantom prankster, sir.

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Who knows the secret identity of this enigmatic yet heroic figure?

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Grant, detention for vandalism.

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That is an outrageous accusation, sir. How dare you!

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I dare, Grant, because this is exactly the type of

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pathetic idiocy that you enjoy!

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Besides which, the letter's right by your foot!

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My office, now.

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I could be a phantom prankster if I wanted.

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This is a miscarriage of justice.

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Do you think I don't know my own school, Grant?

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I've got my eyes on everything.

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Oh!

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I'm so sorry!

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-Are you OK?

-Yes, yes, I'm fine.

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OK, then...

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Get a move on, boy.

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Wow, a brand-new scooter!

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This might just be the best thing this dump has ever done.

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For the kid with perfect attendance.

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Almost makes it worth coming to school.

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It does make it worth coming to school - that's the point!

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It ain't fair! Why didn't they mention there was a prize for not

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bunking off before I did all that bunking off?!

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Doesn't matter if they had, cos I'm winning it.

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You're not the only one with 100% attendance.

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Yeah, but, er, unlike you,

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I don't want to be here, so I deserve it.

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Face it, Amber - unless you manage to ruin everyone else's

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perfect records, you've got no more chance of winning than anyone else.

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Nice idea.

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Wow, he never gives up.

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It's Sean, a mate from my old regiment.

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Ran into him this morning on my way in.

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He's setting up an army fitness school in town, offered me a job.

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-You going to take it?

-Nah, but I was a bit tempted.

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He'd make a great fitness instructor.

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He's so fit!

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Probably the fittest guy I've ever met.

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To be honest, my head did spin a bit when he bumped into me this morning.

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Sir, can I go to the toilet?

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What, again?

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Have a heart, sir. That toilet is like a second home to him.

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ELI WHIMPERS

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I can't believe you all think I'm no fun!

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I thought I was one of the gang,

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and now it turns out you all think I'm boring.

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OK, one, there is no gang. Second, even if there was, Owen's in it!

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-What's wrong with me?

-Are we discussing what's wrong with Owen?

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No, they all think I'm too responsible

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to pull off a massive prank.

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-That's ridiculous.

-Thank you.

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No, I mean the idea of you pulling off a prank - it's ridiculous.

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'Help me! I'm trapped! Help! Help!'

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Shh-shh! Listen, listen!

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-'I'm stuck and it's so dark!'

-He's in the double bass case!

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'Help!'

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Oh, it's locked.

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Hang on! I'll just get a key!

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'Get me out! Quick, hurry!'

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-'Help me!'

-It's OK, we'll get you out of here in no time.

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I just need to find a key.

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-'Get a move on!'

-Yes! Talk to me...

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-What's your name?

-'It's Eura.'

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Eura?

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That's a nice name. Eura what?

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'Eura sucker! Ha-ha!'

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CLASS LAUGHS

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# I thought I was one of the gang

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# But still I'm looking from the outside in

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# I'm trying to hang in to hang out

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# Can they accept me for me?

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# I am what I am now

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# An outsider, hope I'm not a loner

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# I'm a cool girl but I'm not a class joker

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# Always on the receiving end

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# Everybody in stitches but me again

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# We're just having fun

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# So much of it

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# We're just hanging out

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# We are the squad, yeah!

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# We've got jokes for days

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# All the fun and games here to stay

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# Every waking minute

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# They've got a smirk on their face Getting up to mischief

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# And Nero showed me the ropes

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# And then he upped and left and left me to float

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# Adrift While they're on a big party boat

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# And I really want to join in

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# So I can have the fun they have

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# Doesn't seem too bad

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# We're just having fun

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# So much of it

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# We're just hanging out

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# We are the squad, yeah!

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# We've got jokes for days

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# All the fun and games here to stay

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# I've always worked hard but what's the potential

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# Of being close friends with a sharpened pencil?

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# One-way convo Hardly fun-filled

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# While I do homework they're having fun still

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# And now the school's falling apart

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# I'm the transparent girl in the back of the class

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# No more, I'm visibly visible

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# Move it, set the stage, smooth criminal

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# My idea's gaining traction

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# I'm Polly And I'm in the mood for action

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# Yeah, and I've got a knack for this

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# I'm going to show them all what a real prankster is! #

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello, Pizza Shed?

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I'd like to order pizza, please.

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What were you doing in there?

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Nothing! You don't want to see.

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DOOR CREAKS

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Overdue library books!

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This is the lost property box.

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Don't!

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Help! HE BANGS ON DOOR

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That's one less person between me and the scooter.

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You can't just lock people in cupboards.

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He'll be fine for a few hours.

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When it gets to lunch, we'll slip a pancake under the door.

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BANGING ON DOOR Where's the doorknob?!

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Feds...

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Help!

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Let me out!

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I'm not an idiot. I don't fall for the same trick twice.

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"Oh, no, I'm locked in a cupboard, somebody call the fire brigade!

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"A-a-agh, whoo, whoo, whoo!"

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-BANGING ON DOOR

-What do you think you're doing?

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BANGING ON DOOR I've a fear of confined spaces!

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No, no, no, don't - it's what he wants.

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Open this door!

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I will not let her win!

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The Education Authority tends to frown on

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the imprisonment of students, Mr Boyd.

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This equipment is well manky, Miss.

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I ain't getting sued if I break someone's face bone with it!

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-Miss Harper! What a coincidence seeing you out on the field.

-What?

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-On the sports field? Where I teach sport?

-Erm...

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I was, er, wondering actually if you'd be available to join me

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for lunch sometime?

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-Erm...

-Out of the school.

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Erm, there's something I want to talk about with you.

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Right, er, the thing is I'm a bit busy

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for the next couple of days, so...

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So let's say Thursday!

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The Marrakech at one?

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-Er...mm...

-It's a date.

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You're up for the chop, then?

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He's taking you off somewhere quiet to put you out of your misery.

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Oi, you lot! Line up, now!

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PENCIL CLATTERS

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Loved the double bass prank, Eli!

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What have you got planned next?

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That was the phantom prankster - I had nothing to do with it.

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You never know, maybe the next prank will be pulled by someone else.

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Yeah, right.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Pizza for Mr Bell?

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What? This is a history lesson!

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Oh, what is going on?

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188 pizzas.

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CLASS GIGGLES

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No, no, hang on a minute, this can't be...

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That's £2,162 please.

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CLASS GASPS

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That's it, Grant, you're suspended.

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But, sir, it was me! You can't punish Eli!

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Nice try, Morgan. Why don't you find yourself some decent friends

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before you end up like Garnish here?

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Why's everyone having a go at me today?

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But it was me!

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I was just trying to be a part of the gang.

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A little tip - getting one of the gang members suspended ain't

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a great way to be part of "the gang".

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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MISS HARPER SIGHS

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You know what it's like, Sean.

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Everything's such a mess.

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My car's broken, I'm behind on my rent,

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and now the head's taking me out to lunch so he can fire me.

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Life's not as simple as it was, Maddie.

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We're soldiers - fitting back in is hard.

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But we help each other out. Come away with me!

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You know what? Let's do it.

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There he is now.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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Um...

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I wonder what sort of opinion you've formed of Miss Harper?

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She's a teacher.

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Yes, but...

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..is she the sort of teacher that

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you'd like to see more of outside of school?

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Are you getting me private PE lessons?

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No.

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I mean...

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..sometimes an acting head and a PE teacher

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have feelings.

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I've asked her out for lunch tomorrow, on a date.

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That's disgusting.

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-Hi.

-See you later.

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Oi!

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Too late, mate.

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You had your chance and you blew it.

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# Why, oh, why do I do it to myself?

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# Self inflict pain on my aching heart

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# I took a break on love

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# And then Maddie came along

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# And inflated the love bubbles inside

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# Stirred my emotions Nowhere to hide

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# And now I'm lovestruck and to my absolute horror

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# She'd rather canoodle with tough hunks

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# Just look at him He's probably ex-Army

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# He'd probably grind me up into a pastrami

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# Just another romantic disaster

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# Well, I guess I'm just not what she's after

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# I spend all day teaching stuff

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# But I never quite learned the lesson of love

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# I spend all day teaching but I never quite learned the lesson

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# Love lost now

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# Love lost now

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# Love is how?

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# Love is how?

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# I knocked round

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# Love slammed the door

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# Love don't live here no more

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# No, love don't live here no more

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# No, love don't live here no more

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# No more, no more, no more Oh-oh, oh-oh

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# It's bad enough my dad wears a crusty suit

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# And teaches us to do things we don't want to do

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# Now he wants to join forces with more of his kind

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# A teacher that he can kiss goodnight?

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# I wouldn't live like that for a second

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# Leave it to CJ to teach love a lesson

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# Cos love don't live here no more

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# Love don't live here no more No, no, uh-uh

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# Hang on, no, stop Stop everything

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# That boyfriend of hers looks menacing

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# I'd better make this lunch date seem innocent

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# Offer a promotion All for her diligence

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# I can even jazz it up with a pay rise

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# Perfect Looks like I've got it all covered

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# But where will I find money on a shoestring budget? #

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Yes, just wondered if you'd be interested

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in buying our sports field.

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It's prime development land.

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Really? Oh, that's great news.

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Yes, I'll arrange one of my PE teachers

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to handle a tour of the site.

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Yes, it is a shame but we're having to streamline

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and the PE department is at the top of my list.

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Yes, I'll get back to you later on this afternoon.

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So. I see Harper's on her way out.

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Can't say I'm surprised.

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Oh, no, no, no. Quite the contrary.

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I intend to promote Miss Harper.

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But...streamlining the department.

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Yes.

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Sometimes we need to take a bullet for the good of the school, Graham,

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-which is why I'd like to ask you...

-Me?

-Yes.

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-I'd like you to hand...

-Hand in my notice?

-Wait, what?

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No, please, stop. Don't do this.

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I'll change your mind. Just give us a chance to change your mind.

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-Well, I...

-You won't regret this.

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I am going to show you that I am the best you've got.

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Teacher number one. I'm going to prove it.

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This is a bad idea.

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Why are you always so down on bad ideas?

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Because forging a letter from Ding-Dong

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might actually get us expelled.

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No-one's getting expelled.

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But there are about 20 people left on the perfect attendance list.

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I need something drastic.

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You mean...

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..murder?

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No, you spoon.

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But some people are going on

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a little trip to the art gallery tomorrow.

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I thought the trip was cancelled.

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I'm un-cancelling it.

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If they're not in school, then they can't win a scooter, can they?

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You see? Bad ideas are brilliant.

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What's in it for you?

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You can do better. Much better.

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I'm not quite sure I...

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It's a career move, yeah? I get it.

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But believe me, it's not worth it.

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I know. I live with him.

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Are you talking about your dad?

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Just make this the last date, OK?

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And let him down gently.

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I can't stand to hear him sobbing all night.

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It's a date?!

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Danny! I need a favour.

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Sure, whatever you want.

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Can you come to lunch and pretend to be my boyfriend?

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Right, I thought you were going to say cover a PE class or something.

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Oh, please. I want to kind of warn someone off without upsetting him.

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If he thinks I've got a boyfriend then hopefully

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he'll just, you know...

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The thing is, this guy...it's...

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-Mr Bell!

-Miss Harper.

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-All good for later?

-Yes, fine. Fine.

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Do you think we could have a quick word

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about the school playing fields?

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Why not, Mr Bell?

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So, who am I supposed to warn off?

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Where is everyone?

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I don't know, sir, but I guess a lot of people are going to be

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losing their perfect attendance records.

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Oi! What's all this about? Trip's off, trip's on.

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I can't spend all day trying to work out

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if trips do or don't exist or not.

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Where did you get this from?

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That spotty book kid with the hair.

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Chester? Where is he?

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I was supposed to be supervising this trip.

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No-one told me it was back on.

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Right, you lot - minibus!

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-But, Sir!

-Move it!

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I'm teacher number one. I can still save this.

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Come on! Hurry up!

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Great, you're here.

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What's that?

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That's our sponsor. The Mexican Deli.

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They paid for our sombreros.

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OK, whatever. The Aztec history class is just up here.

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Stop running! Stop running! Look, just get in a line.

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How many times have I got to tell you?

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Stop it! Are you sure you haven't got the money already?

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All right, fine. I'll pay, then, shall I?

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Oi! Who's going to lend me some cash?

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Look, I'm sorry to let you down, Sean.

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Turns out I'm not being sacked after all.

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Come on, Maddie.

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I need you with me.

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Give me one more chance to convince you, eh?

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I'll tell you what, I'll drop in on this lunch thing later.

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What? Sean, I'm not sure that's a good idea.

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BAND PLAYS: The Mexican Hat Dance

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Hey!

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CHEERING

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All right, all right, settle down.

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Eli Grant...again.

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That boy's suspension is going to be extended.

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-But, sir, it can't have been Eli. He isn't even here.

-Really?

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Explain that.

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"Sponsored by the Mexican Eli"?

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-One, two, three, four.

-No, no, no. BAND PLAYS

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No. No two, three, four. No five, six, seven or eight.

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Out!

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Get back up there on the steps.

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Shame about the art gallery, sir,

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but should we go back to school now?

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If I say I'm going to make you look at art, I'll make you look at art.

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I'm teacher number one.

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But, sir, need to get back for afternoon registration or I won't...

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You're going nowhere.

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Now wait here while I go and find a cashpoint.

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Street art!

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There's loads on the way back to school AND it's free.

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All right. Everyone get in a line.

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Now. Quick. Hurry up. Single file.

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We're going to appreciate some street art.

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-WHISTLE

-Move it.

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And you better enjoy it or you're in big trouble.

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Come on!

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No.

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Oh, Maddie! Miss Harper.

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So wonderful you could make it.

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I mean, great.

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I mean, hello.

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Look, Crispin, I'm flattered you asked me out but...

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Asked you out?

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To the cafe? What, in a perfectly normal and professional way?

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-Have you been here before?

-No. It's nice. Good place for a...

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Date?

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No, I meant...these.

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Oh, look. Danny's here.

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I'll order us a coffee.

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What are you doing here?

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I don't know. She made me come.

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What are YOU doing here?

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I have some business with Miss Harper.

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Ah, are you here for that as well?

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I was feeling a bit nervous.

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Although we can't both pretend to be her boyfriend.

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What are you talking about?

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-Are you not here to scare off this bloke, then?

-What bloke?

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Apparently some creep's been giving her unwanted attention.

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He's planning to meet her for a date in this caff right about now.

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DOOR CLOSES

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I think perhaps that's the creep she's talking about.

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I'm just here to offer her a promotion.

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# This is the guy I've got to tell to back off?

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# Could've been Bell and that wouldn't have been swell

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# Intimidating the boss of me over a melody

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# Of Drill Sergeant Maddie yelling and telling me

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# to obey her orders and cross over borders

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# But instead of Bell it's some guy who's enormous

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# Way out of my league

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# How do I frighten a titan that looks like he'd eat me alive?

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# He's a man made of bedrock

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# He's probably tussled with lions and put polar bears in a headlock

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# He's hard as nails I'm hard as a baby mouse

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# The outcome isn't hard to tell or hard to see

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# A tough guy? Hardly! Me?

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# I bet he floats like a butterfly stings like bees

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# But I promised Maddie this time I won't freeze

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# I'll switch on my mean mug Frighten this geezer

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# This ain't what I signed up for

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# I can't get beaten up first year as a teacher

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# Nope, it's not what I signed up for

0:21:450:21:47

# Awkward dates with Mr Bell on my case?

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# Nah, it ain't what I signed up for

0:21:500:21:53

# No, it's not what I signed up for

0:21:530:21:55

# No, it ain't what I signed up for

0:21:550:21:57

# Not why I signed up Ain't why I signed up

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# How did this happen on a date with the head?

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# If I don't play this right it will end in a mess

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# Good thing I've got Danny for moral support

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# But what's wrong with him?

0:22:070:22:09

# Looks like he swallowed his thoughts

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# Sweat trickling down his brow Is it warm inside?

0:22:100:22:13

# Oh, wait, look at his eyes He looks terrified

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# It's not looking good He's quivering at the lips

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# Now Sean's arrived and he's up in the mix

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# It ain't what I signed up for

0:22:200:22:23

# No, it's not what I signed up for

0:22:230:22:26

# Nah, it ain't what I signed up for

0:22:260:22:28

# Not why I signed up Ain't why I signed up. #

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OK, look, let me start. I'll be up front.

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Maddie, you're a great girl and your future's with me

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and deep down you know it.

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Sean, I've told you. I've made up my mind.

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That's right. Listen to her.

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She knows what she wants.

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You and me, together again like the old days.

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Didn't you hear what she said?

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Stop bothering her, you...

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..you botherer.

0:22:590:23:01

-Who are you?

-I'm the guy that's going to give her the world.

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-Danny, no, it's not...

-No, no, no. Leave it out, sweetheart.

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I've got this.

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Hands off my girl...

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..bozo.

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Hm. I don't know a lot about art but if you look very carefully

0:23:140:23:19

you can only conclude that this is a total waste of time.

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I like it.

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Don't tell your parents about this.

0:23:240:23:25

Say we've had a great trip. Say that everything went perfectly

0:23:250:23:29

and you'll be really upset if I get fired.

0:23:290:23:31

Oi, where are you going?

0:23:310:23:32

I just remembered...

0:23:320:23:35

..there's some really good street art near school so...

0:23:350:23:38

Good enough to save me?

0:23:380:23:39

Right, everyone, follow Baker.

0:23:410:23:43

It's worth a shot.

0:23:430:23:44

Anything's worth a shot.

0:23:440:23:46

Unbelievable.

0:23:520:23:54

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:23:540:23:56

Everyone just calm down.

0:23:590:24:01

So, the cat's out of the bag.

0:24:010:24:04

Is there no-one left at school this lunchtime? What are you doing here?

0:24:040:24:07

My job. Taking the kids on a trip. What about you lot?

0:24:070:24:10

What are you doing? Trying to replace me with Vin Diesel here.

0:24:100:24:13

- Who is this now? - I'm the PE teacher, mate.

0:24:130:24:16

I'll always be the PE teacher and I'm going nowhere.

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On your bike.

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Please don't hurt me.

0:24:230:24:25

Guys, if Graham's taking the kids on a trip,

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where are the kids?

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I can still make afternoon registration. I can still win this.

0:24:340:24:37

What are you going to do about that lot?

0:24:370:24:40

It's OK, everyone! You can stop following us.

0:24:400:24:44

She's not looking for art. She's just trying to win the scooter.

0:24:440:24:47

Right!

0:24:510:24:52

So you want to get caught now?

0:24:580:25:01

I have to make Ding-Dong believe it was me.

0:25:010:25:04

Let's see him blame Eli this time.

0:25:050:25:08

Quickly!

0:25:160:25:18

Move it!

0:25:180:25:19

Quick! Hide!

0:25:210:25:22

Under the chairs.

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KIDS SHOUT

0:25:310:25:32

If we can stop doing this, I'll buy you a scooter.

0:25:440:25:47

"Mr Bell, this way."

0:25:510:25:53

What?

0:26:100:26:11

Who...

0:26:170:26:19

Who is responsible for this?

0:26:190:26:20

Eli did this.

0:26:220:26:24

Of course.

0:26:240:26:26

What's wrong with you? I'm the prankster!

0:26:280:26:31

Oh, really, girl? You think that I believe...?

0:26:310:26:34

Ah!

0:26:340:26:35

You, you're in a lot of trouble, Morgan.

0:26:370:26:39

Does this mean that you'll let Eli off his suspension?

0:26:430:26:45

Don't worry, you'll be reunited with Grant soon enough.

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Detention for you...

0:26:490:26:51

..and your little gang.

0:26:510:26:53

What?

0:26:530:26:54

Yay! You're in MY gang!

0:26:560:26:59

Come on!

0:27:000:27:02

I need to win the scooter. Come on!

0:27:020:27:05

Ugh!

0:27:070:27:08

Baker, go home, clean yourself up.

0:27:080:27:11

- But I need to get to registration! - Now!

0:27:110:27:13

All that effort for nothing.

0:27:160:27:18

Good afternoon, Amber.

0:27:220:27:23

Come to admire what you could have won?

0:27:230:27:25

HE LAUGHS

0:27:250:27:26

-Look out!

-Ah! Ugh!

0:27:280:27:30

-Watch it, you...

-CLATTERING

0:27:310:27:34

-What's this?

-Nothing.

0:27:370:27:40

Nothing at all.

0:27:400:27:42

# Can't live with 'em

0:27:520:27:53

# And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:530:27:54

# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:540:27:56

# Kick you when you're down

0:27:560:27:57

# But when no-one understands them

0:27:570:27:58

# You know what they're on about

0:27:580:27:59

# Always gonna be around

0:27:590:28:01

# Gotta find a common ground

0:28:010:28:02

# If you know so much about me

0:28:020:28:05

# Where do I go from here?

0:28:050:28:07

# If you see 'em every day

0:28:070:28:08

# You can never get away

0:28:080:28:09

# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #

0:28:090:28:12

There's a phantom prankster on the loose in school but if it's not Eli then who can it be? And Amber is determined to win a scooter in a school competition - whatever it takes.


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