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Oh, hang on, I might just need a dab of concealer...

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Oh. Actually, you know what, that's pretty perfect right there.

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Action!

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Welcome. My name is Mr Bell.

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How do you like that, Barlow?

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HE LIP TRILLS

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Take two.

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Welcome. My name is Bell. Crispin Bell.

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-And as head teacher...

-Former head teacher.

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..former head teacher here at Elmsmere,

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today I'll be showing you the caring

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and supportive environment that we can offer to your...

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delightful children.

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We, the teachers, here are always seeking to feed our pupils'

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imaginations in a constant mission

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to expand their tiny brains.

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You could say we're the watering can refreshing the bonsai tree

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I like to call school.

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Grow, little green shoots. Grow.

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And I think I can say without fear of contradiction

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that the bond between pupil and staff here is so supportive

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something very... Argh!

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Gosh, you're like, a natural in front of the camera,

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-aren't you, sir?

-Thank you, Murphy.

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A natural disaster.

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And action.

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To me, Elmsmere is like a greenhouse.

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One with bells every 40 minutes

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and a cafeteria that serves tuna fritters on a Friday.

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Also rats.

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And, like any greenhouse, we encourage growth in all areas.

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Although rest assured, if we see the wrong kind of growth...

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..we cut it back

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savagely.

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Of course, this is a place where imagination has always been valued.

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How dare you burst in here like that!

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I could have been doing anything.

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Sir, it's urgent. You need to come.

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There's...there's been a...a...

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-A what?

-It's Miss Andress, sir.

-And what about her?

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-She's had an accident.

-Oh, is it serious?

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She's...she's lost...a leg, sir.

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'We're famous for encouraging creativity and storytelling skills.'

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Maybe, it was an animal, sir.

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Are you saying an animal ate Miss Andress' leg?

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I don't know. She just had one leg less than last time I saw her.

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(Fewer.)

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One leg fewer.

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I don't get it. She's gone. We need to go and find her.

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I'm starting to suspect

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that this whole thing MIGHT be a pack of lies.

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Maybe, she crawled away.

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So, where is the blood?

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Perhaps, the animal licked it up.

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Perhaps, we should go and find out

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exactly why you're not in detention like you're supposed to be!

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'We enjoy pushing the younger pupils to think for themselves.'

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-What's the matter?

-My bag. Josh Carter hid it in there.

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Oh, did he?

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All right.

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-HE BANGS DOOR

-Hey!

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'We want our students to be able to imagine the impossible

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'and then make it happen...?'

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Your attention, everyone. The mayor.

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APPLAUSE AND CAMERA FLASHES

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It's with great honour that I proudly declare...

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He's rigged the sign.

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..the new Elmsbury Academy officially open.

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HE SCREAMS IN SLOW-MO

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What are you doing, man?

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Get up!

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Get off her! Carter, stop ruining everything.

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"Smelly bum arcade!"

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No photos.

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'Murphy! This isn't the right script. I didn't write this.'

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"Imagine the impossible?" What's all this twaddle?

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Where's my bit about imagination being dangerous in the wrong hands?

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The new head rewrote it, sir.

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I imagine it's pretty gutting, sir.

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Being replaced with someone else cos you weren't good enough.

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All right, all right, all right.

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-Right, what's next?

-We've got to interview some pupils

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and Miss Andress wants you to ask them these questions.

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OK. Go and get me some Year 11s.

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And not Newman or Rodgers.

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Murphy! What did I say?

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Yeah, well, I imagined the impossible, sir.

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And I made it happen.

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OK. First, Newman.

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Can you tell us how everyday life at Elmsmere encourages you

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to use your imagination?

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YES!

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What about when I solved the ever so tricky problem

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of locker security with the simple but brilliant use of pants?

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Pants.

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-What is that?

-Left a pair of wet pants in there end of term,

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you know, to deter thieves?

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Idiot!

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Urrgh!

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Or when I came up with a very creative suggestion about staffing?

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Do you know what would make a great head of year?

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Here it comes.

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A monkey.

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Or when I went on an unplanned but thoroughly enjoyable field trip.

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Andress.

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Stay quiet, I think she saw us.

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Quick.

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-Ashley!

-Get in!

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OK, OK, listen, listen, listen.

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Right. I'm sorry I got you trapped in the back of an ice cream van

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and about the disco last year. And them girls,

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but think about the genius of where we are now.

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How is this genius?

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Because of this.

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Right. Next question.

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You know, sometimes it's frightening.

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My imagination is so out there.

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It's as though I've got a special gift.

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Can you give it back?

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Isaac, you would not be saying that

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if you'd seen The Attack of Mr Chimpy, Mutant Monkey.

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Moving on. Next question.

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-"Mr Chimpy?"

-Oh!

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Hey, Josh, have you seen the lens on this thing?

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Look, you could go in and you can go out

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and you can go in and you can go...

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Ash, you're kind of making me feel sick.

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-Whoa, it's even better than I thought.

-My dad got it for me.

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I was thinking about making my first film.

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You know, I want to do something like The Dark Knight,

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moody and edgy.

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Yeah, totally that,

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but with a mutant monkey that wants to eat everything.

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No, Ash, I want to establish myself as a serious director.

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What's more serious than people running and screaming

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torn between fear of the giant monkey

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and respect?

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Monster monkey rap movie...

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Terrified kids fleeing from a giant gorilla.

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Fear, screams,

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and an epic soundtrack by the rap meister J Carter. Yes.

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Well, I've got the monkey.

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But where are you going to get thousands of screaming kids?

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-BELL RINGS

-This ain't the bell's whatsit,

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if it was, then all this is a practice thingy,

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but it ain't. This is well beyond happening.

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-So, we're all going to die.

-EVERYONE SCREAMS

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Remember, calm walking in single file!

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Leaving with me.

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Calm down. Stop running.

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OK, Ash, I believe you.

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Mutant Monkey is a great idea. Now wrap it up before we get caught.

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-Chill out, Beverly.

-Keep shooting, keep shooting.

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I can feel the hits racking up.

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-Ding-dong alert.

-Jump in the crowd, merge.

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Mr Chimpy!

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You three, my office now. Time for a friendly chat.

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It's not going to be a friendly chat

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cos even the way he says friendly is unfriendly.

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Causing mass panic and the evacuation of the entire school

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-with a mangy, stuffed monkey...

-Hey!

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Mr Chimpy has feelings, you know?

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..isn't the best example.

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That's a bit judgmental.

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No, I don't think so.

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Look, sir, I ain't excusing anything,

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but we didn't set off the alarm.

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See, we just seized the opportunity to record the events

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that unfolded for the benefit of others.

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Oh, really?

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-ON THE CAMERA:

-All we got to do is set off the fire alarm.

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Next question. Can either of you recall a time

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when you used your imagination to solve a practical problem?

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(Oh, good heavens.)

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Erm...

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-Yeah.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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-When Josh had that problem.

-Oh, yeah.

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-Lent him a spare pair of pants, did you?

-No.

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The other problem.

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An interview?

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Oh, what!

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It were a proper nightmare.

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-Josh's auntie wanting to come and work here.

-It's like he was cursed.

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This place is so distressing. They never let you do anything.

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Yeah, so imagine what it will be like when my auntie gets here.

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-What?

-Yeah, she's got an interview at 9.30

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and I need to think of a way to fudge it up. Any ideas?

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What about a fat bomb, you know?

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It's like a water bomb only fattier.

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Hang on, that was my idea!

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Stop trying to jack my mojo.

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I mean, I thought of it. You messed it up.

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Your auntie...splat, yeah?

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She is covered in lard.

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That is a bad interview technique.

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Who wants to hire a greasy secretary? It's genius.

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Right, she's coming. You doing this or what?

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OK, yeah. Let's do it.

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Now!

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HE SCREAMS

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Argh! Eck!

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-You greased up the egg, you dumbo.

-You said, "Now."

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I said, "No."

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Everything would have been fine if you hadn't got all...

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creative.

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Proving that too much imagination from a pupil is a dangerous thing.

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Too right.

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BELL RINGS

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And then my patrol leader said I could do model aircraft-making

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for my creativity challenge, which was a massive relief.

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Hold up, man, I need to tell Nero something.

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Nero!

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Owen is being well boring about Scouts. You have to shut him up.

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-Charming.

-All right.

-Nice hat.

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Cool, huh? It's Josh's.

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You borrowed your cousin's stuff.

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You've got to be careful there, mate, you know what he's capable of.

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Josh Carter could do revenge for his creativity challenge.

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If he was a Scoutly loser, which he's not.

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HE RAPS: # Anybody got a double-crossing little cousin

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# Who you thought was cool but then you found out that he wasn't

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# Should have known the moment when he stepped into my home

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# And left his pants in every single spot except his own

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# But this is worse than using all my stuff without permission

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# Laptop, headphones, CDs missing

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# One time when he was in the bath for ages

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# Caught him using my toothbrush for cleaning off his trainers

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# What, he thinks it might be plain sailing at the top

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# Just because he tricked the school to give his mum a job

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# I know what it's like to have an elder on the staff

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# And when he realises that it's hell I'll have to laugh

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# But first I've got to make it hell and that I'll guarantee

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# Cos Nero may be smart

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# But he ain't half the man as me

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# Yo!

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# Maybe once he was a friend to me

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# Now he's my new best enemy

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# Maybe once he was a friend to me

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# Now he's my new best enemy

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# Maybe once he was a friend to me

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# Now he's my new best enemy. #

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-I've got to go, I'm late.

-We've got plenty of time.

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Yeah, but, erm I'm late for...earliness.

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-Maybe, he's a bit embarrassed.

-Oh, of course, he ain't.

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-He was telling me how lovely it would be to see more of you.

-Oh!

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But he, erm, forgot his embroidery kit, though.

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-He does embroidery?

-Yeah.

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And he's got textiles second period.

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It's a shame there's not like a convenient way to get it to him.

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-I'll do it.

-OK.

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-He can see me then.

-Super.

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Nero, is that your mum?

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SHE MOUTHS

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Sorry.

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Sorry. You forgot your embroidery kit.

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Love you, darling. Love you.

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THEY SNICKER AND GIGGLE

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Chill. I can handle Josh. Always have done.

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Garland, Grant, the bell has gone.

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Why aren't you in lessons? Detention.

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And you, name? HE MUMBLES

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What? Right, fine.

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Well, well, well.

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The famous Josh Carter.

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Detention for you too.

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Now get back to lessons!

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-Thanks a lot, Josh.

-Ain't my name, not even my jumper.

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I'm only at this stupid school because my parents had a row.

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The second they get back together, I'm out of here.

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Well, while you're here, you might want to stay out of trouble.

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Or...

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-HE RAPS:

-# Hey, today might not be all bad

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# Got a licence to kill when there is trouble to be had

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# I can roam alone, wreak havoc on the school

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# Or maybe with these two sidekicks

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# They seem cool

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# Well, maybe one of them

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# But I can run with them

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# Make the lame school day seem fun again

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# OK, I never wanted to be here

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# But now I'm here I might as well be menace of the year

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# Cos what have I got to lose

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# I'm not even Nero here I'm walking around in Josh's shoes

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# And really what's the worst they can do...expel me

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# Mate, I'm leaving anyway There's nothing you can tell me

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# No-one knows my real name Isn't that a real shame

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# Head teacher, listen up, you're about to feel pain

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# Raised hell Now I'm gone leave you speechless

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# And leave Josh to pick up the pieces. #

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THEY ARGUE INDISTINCTLY

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All right, cut it out!

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What's going on here?

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Never mind that, miss. The more important thing here is...

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how long do you reckon you could balance this on your head?

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Two seconds. It's not that great, is it, miss?

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Your name is going on the detention list,

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Josh Carter, and it is never coming off.

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Oh, yes!

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Payback, good times.

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Why did you do that?

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Got you out of trouble, didn't it?

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Yeah, but you are in detention.

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That's where you're wrong. I'm not, Josh Carter is.

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Anyway, what's this creativity award you keep on chatting on about?

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What are you doing? He'd only just shut up about it.

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Eli, not all of Owen's Scout stuff is boring.

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Nero...I'm touched.

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Well, the creativity challenge award

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is one of the 11 Scout Challenge Awards,

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-of which I already have my entrepreneur...

-OK,

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and I was wrong.

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THEY LAUGH

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Fine. Mock.

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You two wouldn't know creativity if it bit you on the...

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..nether regions.

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Erm, excuse me, we are very creative.

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-Well full of ideas.

-Like what?

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Have you forgotten so soon the glory

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that was mug-treeing in the staff room?

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Epic!

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Hang on. I reckon I can fit one more on.

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OK, everyone, if you can just grab some mugs and then come over here.

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Quickly! We need to get out of here.

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If he could just...

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Isn't that Mr Bell's mug?

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Ugh, get off. I'm not doing nothing with no cup with cooties all over it.

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LOUD CRASH

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We should go.

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THEY LAUGH

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-That was truly epic.

-Yeah.

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We should all deserve a badge for that.

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Yeah, but unfortunately being an idiot isn't in the Scout Handbook.

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THEY LAUGH

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Like the moon revolves around the Earth,

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imagination certainly plays a part here at Elmsmere.

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As teachers, we find creative lesson plans and punishments and erm...

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and, erm... Ooh.

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I think we might just stick to less creative shots from now on.

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You certainly used your imagination the day you picked the prefects,

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didn't you, sir?

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Excuse me?

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Everyone thought you completely lost the plot.

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In the Bible,

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Jesus had 12 disciples.

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In the film 12 Angry Men,

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there were 12 angry men.

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Here at Elmsmere, we're going to have seven or eight prefects.

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Couldn't actually get 12,

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but anyway, these are the names of the prefects.

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-Nero Johnson.

-Whoo hoo!

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They've chosen you?

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Eli Grant.

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Yes!

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-Agness Adoo.

-Yay!

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I'm sorry.

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There seems to be some kind of error on Mr Bell's part.

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-Really?

-No.

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-These...these are the prefects you've chosen?

-Oh, yes.

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In that case, carry on.

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Eleesha Rahaad.

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Fleur Murphy.

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Isaac Rodgers.

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Ash Newman

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and finally Zoe-Marie Ingham.

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I hadn't lost the plot.

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I was just making a brave decision.

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-FLEUR:

-Yeah, sure you were, sir(!)

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I don't know, picking Zoe-Marie Ingham to be a prefect...

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now that is quite brave.

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I'd like to say thanks to my friends and family apart from Small Eddie

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who lives next door cos he said I'd never amount to anything.

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-What I'd say to him is...

-Yes, yes, thank you, Zoe-Marie.

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It's true that there have been some disciplinary issues.

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Kicking a raw chicken around canteen.

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But that's exactly why I wanted to make these kids my prefects.

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It is?

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I wanted to give them a challenge, Tony.

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And more than that, I wanted to give them hope.

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I wanted to let them know that unlike some...

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..I haven't given up on them.

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Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

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And this list I found on your desk.

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That's nothing to do with the prefects then?

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Absolutely not. No.

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If you'd excuse me, Tony, Mrs O'Brien.

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I picked you two as well.

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You should be thanking me for giving you the chance to prove

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that you weren't just irresponsible delinquents.

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Come off it, sir. We know you just got the lists mixed up.

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How'd you know that?

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I mean...erm, what makes you say a silly thing like that?

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-Harris!

-Mr Bell. Hey, great choice of prefects.

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-Are you trying be funny?

-No, at first I thought it was all a mistake,

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but then I heard what you were saying...

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Of course, it was a mistake! And it was all your fault too.

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-Mine?

-Your detention list got mixed up with the prefects list.

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Oh...

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You are going to make sure that those degenerates

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behave like prefects are supposed to.

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If they mess up,

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someone is going to be in big trouble.

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When you say someone...

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You.

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Anyway, do go on, sir. Didn't mean to interrupt.

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Yeah, well, you did, so...

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Anyway, where was I?

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Right.

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Imaginative use of a resource such is that that you would find...

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Although, to be honest,

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being a prefect wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

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You're so right. It was a proper rubbish idea of Mr Bell's.

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Argh!

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I like the badges, but when do we get the handcuffs?

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Don't be silly. They're not going to give us handcuffs.

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The most we're going to get is a Taser.

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OK, no-one is getting a Taser.

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What?

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You'd have thought there would be a few prefecty perks.

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But it were all work.

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Keep walking.

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-Like a chicken.

-I'm not walking like a chicken.

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You have to, we are prefects.

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And you can't make people walk like chickens.

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Well, what's the point then!?

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The honour. And you get a few little jobs to do.

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-Jobs?

-Well, just a few little things at break time

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like supervising homework or litter patrol, checking the loos...

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I ain't checking no loo jobs.

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-Stop people pushing in the tuck shop queue.

-Yeah, but

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we're the ones doing the pushing in so how is that going to work? Duh!

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-Do you know what? I'm outta here.

-ALL: Yeah!

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-I bet this isn't even real gold.

-Listen!

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Just hold on. Look, I was a prefect once.

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-It's tough, but you get a lot out of it.

-Like...?

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We got free pencils, a special tie,

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-a common room with a pool table and a radio in.

-What room?

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# Is it one of those smart rooms full of widescreen TVs playing cartoons

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# And would it have like solid chocolate seating

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# So even when you're sitting on the chairs you could eat them

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# Bet a few ladies would come if I let them

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# Check my extensive monkey collection

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# The most fun you could have with a lad

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# Forget bachelor, this could be my Ashelor pad

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# Dark, damp dirt Leave all that behind

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# Better than every room in my flat combined

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# Proper, proper posh

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# Seeing is believing

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# Telly in the fireplace

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# Mirrors on the ceiling

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# Big paintings of me on the wall

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# Some butler called Jeeves in the hall

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# Gold-plated toilets

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# Jewels on the sink

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# And only the very, very finest orange drink

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# Picked a perfect palace for a pretty perfect princess

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# Or a queen like me, strictly VIP

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# Basically that's me, my Auntie Jean, my stylist Pierre

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# And a Ch-Chihuahua, Dennis Pierre, also does his hair

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# Yeah, there's teddy bears everywhere

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# Precious jewels are on the staircase

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# All the things these stupid kids'll never have at their place

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# Marshmallow pillows so sick and you know the best bit

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# Stinky, flipping chubby Turner, she ain't on the guest list

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# You can have anything under the sun and moon

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# Do what you want to do in our very own common room

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# In our very own common room

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# In our very own common room

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# You can have anything under the sun and moon

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# Do what you want to do in our very own common room

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# In our very own common room

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# In our very own common room. #

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The problem with that, though,

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was that Mr Harris had raised everyone's hopes up a bit too high.

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The muppet.

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It might not seem like much,

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but it's all yours.

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Where's the pool table? Where's the radio?

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Yeah, this stinks.

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Wait! If we all pull together, we can really make something of this place.

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I'd like to make something of your face.

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I would've thought you'd known better, sir.

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That's what happens when people's imaginations run away with them.

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Like when Sami Taylor had the idea he could eat that Christmas tree.

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It ends in disappointment.

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And tinsely teeth.

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One of the few safe places where creativity is allowed to roam free,

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within carefully set limits,

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is Elmsmere's beloved school assemblies.

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THEY PLAY MUSIC

0:24:510:24:59

What they should do, yeah, is let us have a little sleep

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like they did in primary school.

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Assembly is a valuable opportunity

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for the school community to join together.

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Yeah, but my idea would be a valuable oppo-thingy

0:25:090:25:11

for us to have a little sleep.

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-WHISPERS:

-Psst. Excuse me.

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I think you've dropped something.

0:25:150:25:17

HE MAKES A FART NOISE

0:25:180:25:19

-GIRLS LAUGH

-That wasn't me. It wasn't me!

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Quiet, girl!

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Sittin' in a big hot room listenin' to Johnny Doo-Dah

0:25:260:25:28

and teachers blabber on about pointless stuff like goin' to uni

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or raisin' money for orphans or stopping global swarming

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or whatever. It's an insult is what it is.

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Slow down, you're talking gibberish.

0:25:350:25:37

No, I flippin' well officially ain't. Ask that snarky cow

0:25:370:25:40

Miss Wilkinson, she says my knowledge of modern languages

0:25:400:25:42

is "totally non-existent," not that it's any of her business,

0:25:420:25:45

who does she think she is.

0:25:450:25:46

Now, I'm sure you all want to know what this is all about.

0:25:460:25:51

Three little words,

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Good. Buddy. Points.

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Being a good buddy to your class, to your teachers...

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-Laters, ladies.

-..and to yourselves...

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-Where...where you going?

-It's time for payback.

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..the discipline issues at Elmsbury together.

0:26:060:26:08

Who's he calling a discipline issue?

0:26:080:26:11

-He's a discipline issue.

-Sh!

0:26:110:26:12

I ain't even done anything disruptive. That's well outrageous.

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Thank you, Zoe-Marie.

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I found assembly allowed me as once and future head

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to introduce many new ideas designed to improve school life.

0:26:210:26:25

-It was an unparalleled avenue with...

-An unpara-boring-nue, more like.

0:26:250:26:28

'Part from that time that Josh Carter secretly recorded

0:26:280:26:31

Mr Harris in the shower.

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Let's achieve the level of discipline that

0:26:340:26:37

I know this school is capable of.

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OVER LOUD SYSTEM: # Oh, Mr Shower Man. Oh, baby... #

0:26:390:26:46

# Scrubbing my face ain't no disgrace

0:26:460:26:49

# Yeah... #

0:26:490:26:51

-Is that you, Harris?

-It could be anybody.

0:26:510:26:54

# Dexter, ooh-oh-la-la

0:26:540:26:57

# It's so Dextie

0:26:570:26:59

# Washing my pits

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# That's my pits

0:27:000:27:02

# Oh, yeah

0:27:020:27:04

# Here comes the shampoo-ooo! #

0:27:040:27:09

(Josh!)

0:27:090:27:10

Mr Harris is well hopeless. He's like one of them toy dolls

0:27:100:27:13

that cries until you pick them up but alive and a man.

0:27:130:27:15

-FLEUR:

-That was a very IMAGINATIVE description, don't you think, sir?

0:27:150:27:19

And action.

0:27:240:27:25

How to sum up Elmsmere's approach to creativity?

0:27:270:27:31

Well, as a wise man once said,

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"If you wish to be out front,

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"act as if you're behind."

0:27:350:27:38

-And that says it all, really.

-Is that a quote about bums, sir?

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