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To find out why I'm in the sheep pen

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trying to shave the wool off one of these, keep watching. Come here!

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Ed giving a sheep a haircut?! Baaaaaa!

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'Wool', let's see what we've knitted together for you in today's show.

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-There is Ian and his new pal...

-Mine won't even look me in the eye.

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Naomi,

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-Cel...

-Waaaaaaaah!

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-A very cheery Katie...

-What are you doing here, you old galah?

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Johnny,

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Michelle and a sleepy Sam and Mark.

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I don't know about you,

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but this koala needs a good 20 hours a day or I'm good for nothing.

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

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# Me and my mates, all over the place!

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# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd

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# Whatever we do is strange but true!

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# There's stuff to do down under that is totally ace

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# And it turns up...

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# ..all over the place! #

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The first stop today is Brisbane in Queensland,

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which is the third-largest city in Australia.

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-No, never going to happen.

-Come on.

-Not in a million years, mate.

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Just a little one. I won't tell anyone and there's no-one around.

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Tell you what, if you tell no-one about this, on you go.

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Great. Come to Eddie Bear.

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Ed, have you been eating stilton?

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-No.

-Want to tell me what's happening here?

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All will be revealed. All will be revealed.

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Want to reveal it in the next

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few seconds? Cos this is getting pretty awkward.

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Look, we're just two friends hugging it out, spreading the love.

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Voiceover man, help me out, it stinks of cheese in here.

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Don't panic, Ian, Ed is just practising for koala hugs

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at this sanctuary in Brisbane, which was the first in the world

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and is also the largest. Over 130 cute koalas are cared for here

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and I bet they like nothing more than a soppy cuddle.

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So you've definitely come to the right place, Ed.

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-Hello, Karen.

-Hello. How are you?

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-Who is this?

-Gandalf.

-Wow!

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-Like the wizard.

-He is a bit of a wizard.

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He's even more chilled out than Gandalf.

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They spend between 18 and 20 hours a day fast asleep.

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-Wha?!

-That is most of the time.

-That is most of the time.

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What they do when they're awake?

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-Rest of the time is mainly spent eating.

-They just eat this stuff?

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-Just eucalyptus leaves.

-That's all they eat?

-That's all.

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I have not heard many people say "koala bear" since I've been here.

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No, they're not bears, they're marsupials.

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Yeah, he didn't like that, did he?

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Gandalf has put a curse on me.

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We weigh them once every two weeks to make sure

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they are maintaining a healthy weight like Gandalf.

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Then when they're babies,

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we're making sure they are growing at a healthy rate.

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-How much does he weigh, then?

-Let's have a look.

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-Watch him now spring into action.

-Spring into action.

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That's the most he has done all day.

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He is actually over seven kilos.

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For Gandalf, that is his normal weight

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so he is maintaining a really healthy weight.

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So Gandalf the guzzler weighs...

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That's a juicy fact.

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What we are fishing for, Karen, is can we hug one?

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-Well...

-I've been practising, look.

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Get off of me. He's been in the sun too long.

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I think we can arrange a little cuddle for you guys from a koala.

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-That'll be great.

-Well, boys, you may have a long wait on your hands.

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They'll be fast asleep. Ssssh.

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Baby koalas, or joeys, as they are known, stay

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in their mothers' pouches for around six months and drink only milk.

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-After that they ride around on their mums' backs.

-Hello.

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This little girl that you are holding is Coco.

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Hello, Coco.

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Over there we have Beck.

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-Look at this, look.

-There we go.

-Aw.

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Mine won't even look me in the eye.

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Isn't this one of the cutest things that's ever happened to you?

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I don't think mine likes me very much. Hello?

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Again, I say this all the time, but only on this TV show.

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I'm sat cuddling a koala.

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Which is completely ignoring you.

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What an intelligent creature.

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These people do a great job giving these koalas constant care

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-and attention.

-Yeah. Glad the role is not reversed.

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I'm not sure I want a koala looking after me.

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Funny you should say that, Ed!

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Right, nurse, what have we got here?

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Adult human, probably male, picked up an injury

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while marking its territory.

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My goodness, he's wiped his scent gland clean off.

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Call for the plastic surgeon.

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No, Doctor, they don't have scent glands.

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They mark their territory with fences.

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-He fell off a ladder while putting one up.

-Huh!

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Why don't they just use the sticky gland on their chest like we do,

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this is the 21st century.

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I know, Doctor, they are very dumb creatures.

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But they do look cute while sleeping.

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Actually, they don't do it very often.

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Humans average about eight hours per day.

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The poor little mite must be exhausted.

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I don't know about you, nurse,

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but this koala needs a good 20 hours a day or I am good for nothing.

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SNORING

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Nurse!

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Sorry, Doctor. Must've dozed off there.

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-What were you saying?

-SNORING

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Doctor!

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Sorry about that, I must have dozed off. Right, what was it?

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-Straightforward neutering?

-No, he fell off a fence.

-Of course.

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Must've been a nasty fall as well, look at this,

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he seems to have lost a thumb off each hand.

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-No, humans only have one thumb on each hand.

-No wonder he fell off.

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Climbing those eucalyptus trees to get food must be an absolute

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nightmare without two thumbs on each hand.

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No, Doctor, humans don't eat eucalyptus.

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They have a varied diet of meat and vegetation, which in theory means

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they have more energy than us, but I don't see it, do you, Doctor?

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SNORING

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Doctor! Doctor!

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Sorry about that nurse, must have dozed off. Back to this neutering.

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-Fall!

-Right. Where's my stethoscope?

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It's here... Oh...

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For goodness sake, that pouch is for babies, not equipment.

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Yes, sorry, Doctor. It is a bit more mucus-ey than I remember.

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Nurse, no time for that, look, he's coming around.

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Just lie back, my friend, you may have concussion.

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No, I'm fine, where am I?

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You are being looked after by two highly trained koalas

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-in medical uniforms.

-You're right, I have got concussion.

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This man really does need our help.

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Nurse, there is not a moment to lose.

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Nurse!

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Don't worry, little fellow,

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I'll have you back to good health in no time -

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even if I have to work through the...

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SNORING

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Ed? What are you up to?

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Hi, Naomi, just hanging loose, checking out these gnarly waves.

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-That guy's ripping it up.

-He is pretty good, I guess.

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I didn't realise you were a surfer.

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Just one of the many talents I keep hidden under my surf singlet.

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Just wax up my board and I'm good to go.

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I don't think you have to wax up a body board.

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You need a real surfboard and maybe one that's not hot pink.

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Just a suggestion.

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Thank you for your suggestion, but I'm going to go out there

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-and show these grannies who is boss.

-What's a granny?

-It's a young surfer.

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-No, that's a grommy.

-You need to get down with the surf lingo.

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Eat my surf, grannies, and eat it good!

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Actually, Ed, Naomi was right. A young surfer is called a grommy.

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A surfer's collection of surfboards is called a quiver,

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which is a useful fact to know because...

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Gavin, I know this probably isn't obvious

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-but I haven't actually spent a lot of time surfing.

-Really?

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What should I be looking for with a board?

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Are you looking to look cool or do you actually want to surf?

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-I just want to look cool.

-There's plenty to choose from.

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This is about a quarter of my collection, so just have a look

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and see what you like.

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Surfing comes from Hawaii and was first popular with fishermen

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who wanted to go back to shore quickly.

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Love the colours on this one, bit of pink for the girls.

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Could be the case, but that board was actually shaped by a guy called

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Michael Peterson, who's possibly the most iconic Australian surfer ever.

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If you guys want to master surfing,

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you are going to need to learn some of the lingo.

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Gavin, I think you need to look after your collection better

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because this one is covered in bird poo.

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-That's actually wax you use on a surfboard.

-Oh, right, yes.

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I was using some of that earlier.

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-Yeah, yeah.

-What's it for again?

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-Just to help you stay on the board, stops you slipping.

-That's right.

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-That's a conventional way of using this.

-Yeah.

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Is it possible there is anyone on the planet who knows

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less about surfing than Ed?

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Let's find out.

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Hello and welcome to the most fantastic and amazing and amazingly

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fantastic game show about surfing in the history of the world ever -

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All Over The Place Wipeout.

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-Now, you may look like a weak and feeble person...

-Oi!

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..but you need to toughen up because this game is about surfing prowess.

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There's one rule.

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I'll ask you three questions,

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you must paddle on the surfboard at all times, and you must stay still.

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That's three rules.

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How am I supposed to paddle and stay still?

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Sssshh!

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Start paddling.

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The first written account of surfing

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was given by Captain James Cook when?

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A) last week,

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B) 1778

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or C) 1779?

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1779.

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That's way out - it was B) 1778.

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Next question, keep paddling. Stay still.

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A surfer who leads with his right foot is called A) Goofy footed,

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B) Mickey Mouse footed or

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C) Right footed?

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-Goofy footed.

-Is correct.

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What's the score, Gavin?

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One!

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The first official surfing contest took place where?

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A) Gavin's backyard. Been there, it's lovely!

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B) California or

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C) Sunny Scotland?

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California.

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Is correct. Well done, Naomi.

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You've won...

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this wax. You've won some wax.

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Now go and wax up those surfboards.

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Wax them!

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Now the biggest rock star in Australia!

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Are you ready to rock? Aaaaaaaaaah!

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Let me guess.

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Voiceover man said we are going to see the biggest rock star

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-in Australia, so you came dressed for the occasion, Ed?

-Yes. I did.

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I can't believe you didn't.

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The biggest rock star is going to think you're a right loser.

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Ah, so you don't think when he said biggest "rock" star

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he meant that over there, do you?

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Oh dear. You could have been a bit more specific!

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But then you wouldn't have worn the sunglasses and a wig

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and looked really silly.

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So, this was called Ayers Rock by the first European to see it in 1873

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but its actual name is Uluru.

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It's what the aboriginal people

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who have lived here for at least 10,000 years call it.

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Uluru is a very sacred place to these traditional owners

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of the rock and they have their own beliefs on how it was created...

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It is part of an old seabed.

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This area used to be under water.

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Ed and Johnny, you have 40 seconds

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to find out as much as you can about Uluru.

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Johnny, you have Vanessa, who is a park ranger here.

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Ed, you have John, who knows all about Uluru.

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Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. 3-2-1, go!

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-What are the traditional owners of Uluru called?

-Anangu.

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-Why is it red?

-It's red because

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the sandstone has weathered and it has oxidised or rusted.

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Why is Uluru important to the Anangu?

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It's because the essence of their ancestors is recorded there.

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Does it ever change colour?

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Yes, in the mornings it's pinky purple,

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throughout the day it's brown and at sunset it's a deep red.

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-So are these stories?

-They are stories, legends, songs.

-Songs? OK.

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What kind of songs, like this? # Uluru, it's a lovely rock. #

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Mmmm, not those kind of songs.

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Not those kind of songs, OK.

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What time will sunset be today, because I want to see it?

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-Sunset is about 6:26pm.

-6:26, I'll...

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HOOTER BLOWS

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-Oh!

-Sorry.

-I think we did well. I think we will beat them.

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Put it there. Yes.

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The winner is...

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Ed!

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-Yes!

-Pipped by the Petrie again!

-I rock!

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Actually, Ed, the person who really rocks at Uluru is Sammy.

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He's one of the Anangu -

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the traditional owners of Uluru and Sammy is going

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to show you both some aboriginal hunting skills, using spears.

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Look at that. That looks lethal.

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It can take a whole day to make one spear.

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A good reason to know how to throw them properly -

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you don't want to lose it.

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Sammy, I think it would be a good idea to keep this away from us.

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The Anangu use spears like this to hunt for food.

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Ed and Johnny are only getting to try the training spears,

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just as well.

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Say your prayers, rabbit.

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That bush is dead now.

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Ooh! Stay away from my carrots, rabbit.

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Away!

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Oh!

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Quite a good distance.

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Spears and pointy sticks are very dangerous, so never try throwing

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anything like this unless in the safe hands of someone like Sammy.

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That's like a bullet, that's incredible.

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Did you see where it landed? Beyond that tree.

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I thought he threw it over Uluru, basically.

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Because Uluru is so sacred, visitors here are asked not to

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climb it and there are only certain parts of the rock we can film

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but that's OK, it looks absolutely amazing from far away and lots of

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people want to get a beautiful shot like this,

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especially at sunset.

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So glad I brought my camera.

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The last five minutes before sunset is the best, apparently,

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wouldn't want to miss that.

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Looks like we've got company.

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-Brian!

-Gooba!

-What are you doing here, you old galah?!

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-Trying to take a picture of the Uluru sunset.

-Same here.

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Take a quick pic and get it on FaceFace, hashtag hashtag.

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-Watch it get likes up the wazoo, know what I mean?

-I genuinely don't.

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If what you are trying to say is you to intend to take

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a picture of Uluru, I would request that you do so away from me.

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How come?

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Maybe something to do with the Aussie Rules football grand final.

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I'm there with the best view in the house, ball crosses the line,

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-I've got my camera poised and who turns up?

-Yeah, I was there.

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-Gave you a little help with your composition.

-You photo bombed it.

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Ha-ha!

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A cast iron classic from the Goobmeister.

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Come on, don't be such a sourpuss, you must have loads of great snaps.

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Yes, who can forget the Great Barrier Reef?

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The world's largest living organism

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and I've got a sea snake, a dolphin and turtle all in the same short.

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You paint quite a picture there,

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Brian, it almost feels like I was there.

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You were there!

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Ha! Of course, yeah. Underwater photobomberama from the Goobatron.

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Luckily, I've recently invested in a piece of equipment which

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should keep my lens free from unwanted distraction. There we are.

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Best investment I ever made.

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Should have done this years ago.

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Just in the nick of time for the perfect photo of...

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For crying out loud! You've got to be joking!

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Here we are on the island of Tasmania in the town of Wilmot,

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where local residents have gone to extraordinary lengths

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to brighten up the town.

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As have we, because as you can tell, for today's song, I am will.i.am.

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No, no. I am will.i.am.

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-No, I am will.i.am.

-I am will.i.am.

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-I am.

-No, I am will.i.am. I am.

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-Well, I am will.i.am.

-Well, I am will.i.am!

-I am!

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I am! OK, all right.

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We am will.i.am.

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I mean... We are will.i.are.am.

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No, I am. No, we are.

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Let's just do the song.

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# Here's a story I've got

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# The residents of Wilmot

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# Here in Tasmania

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# Had a cool idea

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# They'd seen it first in Queensland so together they planned

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# To brighten up the roadside

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# Please let me be your guide

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# They took a simple mailbox

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# Clearly pulled out the stops

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# And so began to start

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# Turning them into art

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# The first box to appear was Man And Dog right here

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# In 2007

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# Now there's 60 of them

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# Oh oh oh

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# If you like mail, you like mail, you like mail

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# Then oh oh oh

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# You can follow the letterbox trail

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# And every one's a different style

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# Makes you smile

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# This place, it rocks

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# Check the postbox

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# Check out the postbox

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# Here's a pretty neat one A mailbox with some boots on

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# This Friesian cow is charming

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# As is this Penny Farthing

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# This one is more my bag, man A jolly metal swag man

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# We have made from an old drum

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# This pig is pretty random

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# A mailbox as a chainsaw - you'll not have seen that before

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# Tell me what's not to like about this cool motorbike

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# Here's one I got to show ya - it's a real lawnmower

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# In Goodlands Road you will find nine mailboxes in a line

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# Oh oh oh

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# Side-by-side, side-by-side, side-by-side

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# But oh oh oh

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# What's inside? What's inside? What's inside?

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# Probably some letters, air mail, parcels, junk mail

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# The postman unlocks and fills up the postbox

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# Fills up the postbox

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# On the postbox of number 2730

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# A model Tazzie tiger stands guard

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# Some believe this extinct beast still roams free

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# Finding one has proved pretty hard

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# And oh oh oh

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# It is not just mailboxes on view

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# Cos oh oh oh

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# They've painted the telegraph poles too

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# So if you're ever near Wilmot I'd say

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# Why not

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# Take a short stop

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# Check the postbox. #

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Ed, I don't know what it is with this Australian heat,

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but it's playing havoc with my hair.

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It's got more volume, it's a lot bigger. How are you finding it?

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I'm finding it all right.

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Whooooa!

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Well, maybe it is a bit longer than usual.

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Ed, I think you need a haircut.

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I know a right good baaaa-rber.

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He'll give you a right good baaaa-rgain.

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Come on.

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Actually, there are around 20 world-class barbers here, Cel,

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as they're all competitors in the Mullewa Quickshears

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sheep shearing competition.

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The show has been taking place for 80 years

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and sees world champion male and female shearers

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battling it out for the title.

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Sheep need a haircut at least once a year.

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There are around 50 ewes here today

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just queueing up for their annual day out at the salon.

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We're going to be shearing sheep in the shearing competition

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so I think we should meet the sheep.

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Right you are.

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I need to beat Cel today in the competition.

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Do you fancy a free haircut?

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Baaaaa!

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-Free haircut?

-Baaaa!

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Suit yourself.

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I know you're all looking a little bit sheepish,

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but I am a trained stylist.

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You'll definitely suit short on the sides and heavy on the top,

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that's definitely you.

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For you, I'd probably go for a nice little number two

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all over, if you like that? You feeling that, guys?

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I think they're feeling like ignoring you, Cel.

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Maybe you'll have more luck with the other farm animals

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in the petting zoo.

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I know I am a fully grown man, but this is awesome.

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Hiya, what's this?

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Shouldn't you be learning about sheep shearing instead, Ed?

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That's a cow!

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-Would you like feeding?

-And that's a boy!

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Sorry, I got confused.

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Wow, the alpaca, one of the most pointless animals in the world.

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Look who's talking.

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You seem at one with the animals,

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-have you ever done any sheep shearing?

-Yeah.

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-We've just watched our dads.

-Right, OK. What top tips have you got?

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-Erm... Don't cut the sheep.

-Don't cut the sheep.

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Yeah, don't want angry sheep on my hands.

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For the shearing, do you have any techniques?

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-What kind of motion am I going for?

-Um...

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I think it's more like...

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We're going for that.

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-Yes, going down on the sheep's sides.

-OK.

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-Down on the sheep's sides then up the front and onto the back.

-Yeah.

-OK.

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I still don't think they've got a clue.

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Time to meet a champion sheep shearer.

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Greg has been shearing sheep for over 27 years

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and he organises the event.

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He can shear a sheep in just 42 seconds, so listen up.

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Here. Lean forward, let that leg down so the sheep's relaxed.

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You'll do your first blow there and as you do that,

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you move back a little like that.

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You're doing four blows max.

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-This is so much more confusing than I thought.

-Yes, it is.

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As you go down here, you'll pull the skin up a little bit

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-and go around like that.

-You just taking it off in strips?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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-You're not trying to get off the whole thing in one piece?

-No.

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-How long does it take you to shear a sheep?

-42 seconds.

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-How long will it take us?

-Ohhh.

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-Anything from 10 to 15 minutes, mate.

-15 minutes.

-Wow!

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Some people just naturally pick it up.

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Well, my gran's Welsh, and the Welsh know what they're doing with sheep

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-so maybe it's in the genes.

-There you go.

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It could be. You never know.

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Well, the boys are ready and the girls are ready.

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The Quickshears competition crowns the person who can shear the entire

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fleece of a sheep in the fastest time

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but there are three judges who check the haircut.

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Any messy patches or cuts and they get a red light from the judge.

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Two red lights and they are disqualified

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so it is a bit like Britain's Got Talent but with sheep.

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I'm not ready for this.

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Surely this isn't humanly possible what they're doing.

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The speed they're going at is just like a constant vrooom!

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-Vroom! Vroom!

-How many sheep do you have to shear to get that good?

0:24:100:24:14

Well, Ed, shearers can shear up to 400 sheep each day - so a lot.

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Ed and Cel will first have to master the hand piece and comb,

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shearing as close to the skin as possible without leaving a mark.

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Next they must shear in long strips

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while turning the sheep continuously between their feet.

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The world record is held by an Aussie and stands at 39.31 seconds.

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Ed and Cel have never sheared a sheep before, so -

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good luck, boys!

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This could be a contender for toughest All Over The Place

0:24:430:24:46

-challenge ever.

-This is my toughest All Over The Place challenge.

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It's my toughest TV experience ever.

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I really want to cry and be sick.

0:24:520:24:54

All Over The Place Australia

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presents the toughest challenge ever!

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But who will emerge victorious?

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I'm about to go on.

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Starting to wish I'd paid a bit more attention in Greg's sheep

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shearing lesson and a bit less time in the petting zoo.

0:25:090:25:12

The crowd awaits. Ed looks nervous. 3-2-1, shear!

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A confident start by Ed, who chooses to go for the leg first?!

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LAUGHTER

0:25:250:25:26

Beautiful!

0:25:260:25:28

Now a long blow along the back.

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Any shampoo you'd like to buy afterwards, conditioner?

0:25:330:25:37

Stop cracking jokes and watch what you're doing, Ed.

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Nice finish.

0:25:390:25:41

Ed is clearly going for quality over speed here. Yawn!

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Finally he's on the last leg.

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If my hairdresser treated me like this, I'd get really angry.

0:25:470:25:51

-That's him.

-Are we done?

-You're done.

-Oh!

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Good on yer, mate.

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There you go, you'd better take her.

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Thank you!

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Three green lights from the judges. Top marks, Mr Petrie.

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You do know the competition is fastest sheep shearer.

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I was aware of that, yes.

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I decided to forego the whole speed thing

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and just concentrate on a really nice finish.

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Cel is looking confident,

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but can he beat Ed's time and get three green lights?

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And he's off.

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Looks like Cel's choosing speed over quality by the looks of that

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haircut. Ohhh! 'Sheer' determination from this young man.

0:26:430:26:47

Cel is flying now onto the back.

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The rain's going to go soon enough, pal.

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Oops, I think he's nicked the sheep a tiny bit there.

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That could be costly.

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Oh! This one's a close shave. Get it? Close shave?!

0:27:050:27:09

And he's done. Whew!

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APPLAUSE

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Let him go through your legs.

0:27:140:27:16

Cel has beaten Ed by an impressive 23 seconds

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but he needs three green lights to win.

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One.

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Two.

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And... Oh! It's a red light for that little scratch!

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Well done, you blokes. You both did very well,

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it was very hard going to get into.

0:27:330:27:35

-You realise how hard it is now?

-Yeah.

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-The Welsh blood came top. You done well.

-Wow! Thank you.

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Straight to the skin, mate.

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Ah! Not baaaad!

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