The Songs: Part 2 All Over the Place

Put on the tunes and crank up the volume.

It's a musical road trip that's totally awesome.

Ed and Johnny get a dressing-down,

Chris isn't just clowning around,

and fancy that - Victoria goes to town.

Susan becomes an historical fop,

Ben's umbrella dance is over the top,

and Naomi plays Mop Hero nonstop.

So, sit back and enjoy our exclusive playlist

with a song from the team that's not to be missed.

# All over the place

# All over the place

# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

# Me and my mates All over the place

# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd

# Whatever we do is strange but true

-# All over the place

-Oink oink

-# All over the place

-Hasta la vista

# There's stuff to do in Europe that is totally ace

# And it turns up all over the place. #

Ed and Chris had to show a special guest around Krakow.

-Maybe it's a film star.

-Oh, or a football player.

-Or a supermodel.

-Oh.

But it was Dodge.

Are you all right, fellas?

They saw some stuff.

It doesn't even look much like a castle.

They met a real-life fire-breathing dragon.

THEY ROAR AND DODGE COUGHS

No, not that one, this one.

Agggh!

They went to get food in the pirogi shop.

-The ba-bogey shop?

-No, pirogi.

Before Ed and Chris lost Dodge.

-Dodge!

-What are they going to do?

-What are we going to do?

-What are we going to do?

That... That was my line!

Dodge? Dodge! He could be anywhere.

-Oh, Chris, have you found anything?

-I have, actually, yeah.

Apparently, the tram system was founded in Krakow in 1882

but originally they were pulled by horses.

-No, I mean, find out anything about where Dodge went?

-Oh, that.

No, not a thing. However, we don't have to run around doing it.

We could just get a tram - make it easier.

Chris, there's 27 tramlines in Krakow. It could take years.

Ed, look.

Dodge! Dodge!

Quick, follow that tram!

Which is a bit like the tram Victoria and I went on

in Lisbon in Portugal, although we weren't chasing a talking dog.

Wait for me!

MUSIC: to the tune of Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars

# Doh Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh

# Doh Doh doh doh doh doh

# Ahhhhh!

# These trams are ice-cool

# Cos like us, they're old-school

# Been travelling round Lisbon since 1914

# They start in the outskirts

# And take you into the city

# Looking good Made of yellow wood

# They sure do look real pretty

-# And check this

-Nice tram

# They're known as electricals

-# Check this

-Nice tram

# They run at 15-minute intervals

-# Check this

-Nice tram

# Up and down these cobbled streets

-# Check this

-Nice tram

# The view's a real tourist treat

-# Tell you what we're gonna do, yeah

-Ooh!

-# Buy a ticket just for two, yeah

-Ooh!

# Cos uptown trains don't do it for me

# A downtown bus don't do it for me

# For a funky ride, just step inside

# Don't believe me? Hop on

# Come on!

# Tram 28 is the one

# Don't believe me? Hop on

# Stops, there's 38

# Hop on and off It's a circular route

# See the houses on grass or hill

# And then take a swim in a boot

# Ride past Sao Bento Palace

# Stop at Cafe 28

# Take a peek at the 25th April Bridge

# Twinned to San Francisco's Golden Gate

# And check this

# Nice tram

# They all run on electric power

# Check this

# Nice tram

# Top speed's 50 kilometres an hour

-# Check this

-Nice tram

# They run from early in the morning till late

-# Check this

-Nice tram

# Official capacity is 58

# I tell you what we're gonna do, yeah

# Ooh!

-# Buy a ticket just for two, yeah

-Ooh!

# Cos uptown trains don't do it for me

# A downtown bus don't do it for me

# For a funky ride Just step inside

# Don't believe me? Hop on

# Come on!

# Track 28 is the one

# Don't believe me? Hop on

# Come on, jump on it

# Six euros a ticket? You've got it

# Come on, jump on it

# Did you bring some cash?

# No, I forgot it

# Before we get thrown off

# Let me tell you all a little something

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# I said, Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Tram 28 is the one

# Lisbon's funky tram Lisbon's funky tram

# Lisbon's funky tram

# Tram 28 is the one

# Tram 28 is the one Tram 28 is the one

# Shame they won't let us on. #

Mate, where have you been? We were looking all over for you.

Well, while you were stuffing your faces,

I've been talking to a very informative cocker poodle

about this.

Yes, the town-hall tower.

Hang on, I thought we were giving YOU the guided tour?

Yeah, well, I'm taking over, Petrie, so pay attention.

Ahem.

The tower is now all that remains of the town hall that once stood here.

In 1820, they knocked most of it down

with a bish, bash, bosh, wallop!

And that concludes the tour.

Oh, very good.

-Yes.

-Of course, you know what would have saved that town hall?

-Elves.

-Elves.

-You what?!

In Iceland, you can't knock stuff down or even move rocks

without checking with the elves first.

We're not making it up, mate. We did a song and everything.

One of us brought our elf costume,

whereas the other brought an Elvis costume, if I recall.

Oh, yeah. I wish I hadn't mentioned it now.

Eh?

-BELL RINGS

-Hello. We're in Hafnarfjordur,

known as the elf capital of Iceland.

Why? Because according to Icelandic folklore,

within these hills and rocks,

there lies the "hidden people".

Come on, Ed, are you ready to go looking for some elves?

-AS ELVIS:

-I sure am. Uh-huh-huh!

Elves, Ed. We're looking for elves.

Yeah, I knew that.

Really? You thought we were looking for Elvis, didn't you?

What ever gave you that idea?

Call it a sixth sense.

MUSIC: to the tune of Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley

# Looking for elves And it ain't no joke

# In Icelandic, some get called Huldufolk

# Ignore that I'm dressed as this Elvis bloke

# Come on Let's search for the hidden folk

# Icelanders believe these folk exist

# And their claims can't easily be dismissed

# They won't move rocks they think are elf homes

# For fear of upsetting these sprites and gnomes

# Elf rock

# Can't move an elf rock

# Road-building has to stop

# Cos you can't move an elf rock

# Kopavogur is an elf hot spot

# I wonder if we'll find any here or not?

# This street is named Elf Hill Road

# The story of this place needs to be told

# Builders tried to level this hill

# But it seems the elves were living there still

# When they tried to build a road to the town

# The machinery kept breaking down

# Elf rock

# Can't move an elf rock

# Road-building has to stop

# Cos you can't move an elf rock

# The story goes that when the workers

# Tried to break down this stone

# They saw a vision of a fire

# Destroying a local home

# The message was that if you try

# To turn this stone to rubble

# You'd better be prepared to face

# An elfish heap of trouble

# So when it came to moving this elf church

# They didn't want to be left in the lurch

# So the road builders used a local seer

# To make a pact with the elves to put them in the clear

# They carefully split the stone in two

# And moved it over a field or two

# Because the elves were well prepared

# There was no need for people to be scared

# Church rock

# They moved the church rock

# They carried it in two blocks

# And moved the elf church rock... #

Apparently, there are 13 different types of elves.

Yeah, and not one of them looks like Elvis.

# Elf rock

# Can't move an elf rock

# Road building has to stop

# Cos you can't move an elf rock. #

Thank you very much.

Those Icelanders - it's elf and safety gone mad!

Yeah, well, mess with the elves, mate,

and you can find yourself in some serious hot water.

Yeah.

# You want thrills? You want to play?

# Then you're in the right place today

# Welcome to Slovakia

# The Aquapark Tatralandia

# Water park in the Liptov region

# Open for business in all four seasons

# 14 pools and 26 slides

# Punters come from far and wide

# Surely in winter it has to close

# That time of the year, you need to wear more clothes

# Truth is the attraction here's eternal

# The water they use for the slide is thermal

# Oh, wow, oh, wow, oh, wow, oh, wow

# It's warm but how, but how, but how?

# Well, listen up, I'll tell you now

# Got no chills

# No chills today

# Using thermal springs is the way

# Rises up

# Beneath our feet

# At a temperature of 60 degrees

# This is the boomerang raft

-# Fancy a go?

-Do I look that daft?

# Incredibly steep with a cool U-ramp

# It's not for me, I don't like to get damp

# What about this, the trio ride?

# A covered tube, like being inside

# Ride the water on a big inflatable

# Not for me, mate, I'll see you later-ble

# Come on, come on, come on, come on

# Jump on, jump on, jump on, jump on

# Suppose I have got my trunks on

# Here we go!

# In our trunks

# In our trunks

# Freefall is the king of rides

# It's officially Slovakia's steepest slide

# Experience a gravity-free state

# You know what? I'm all right, mate

# To go on this, you need real conviction

# Oh, look, sadly, there's a height restriction

# You're easily taller than 1m 40

# Get off your knees and stop being naughty

# Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man

# Not sure I can, I can, I can

-# Do I have to?

-That was the plan

# We can't run, we can't hide

# Time to take on this giant water slide

# Feeling brave

# Good luck, my friend

# Tell you what, I'll see you at the other end. #

Right then, Dodge, brilliant as you were as a tour guide,

we're supposed to be showing you around this city,

so let me introduce you to Cloth Hall.

Cloth Hall? If it's made of cloth, then what happens when it rains?

Doesn't it get all soggy and that?

No, it's called Cloth Hall because in the 15th century,

this is where traders came to buy cloth.

It's said to be the world's oldest shopping centre.

You can buy spices from the Middle East, salt from the salt mines.

-So where do they get their pepper from?

-What?

-What about their ketchup?

-Or the brown sauce? Or the mustard?

-Where do they get them from, eh?

-It's a world-famous building!

It's got a gallery inside

that houses some of Poland's most important paintings.

So you can't buy salt and pepper but you can buy salt and paintings?

Who'd have that on their chips?

-Do you know who did appreciate fine things?

-Who?

-Ben.

We went to France to check out the Impressionist painters.

-What, painters who do impressions?

-No.

We've come to Arles in the south of France to once again

demonstrate our talent as Impressionists.

Or should we say post-Impressionists, because two of

the greatest artists of all time once graced these streets.

Vincent van Gough and Paul Gauguin.

And not only were these legends great artists,

they were also great friends.

# Bonjour, welcome to Arles, I am Vincent Van Gogh

# I'm famous for my paintings and chopping my ear off

# I am Paul Gauguin and I'm an artist too

# Vincent persuaded me coming here was what I should do

# I'll be there in Arles

# As the sky's bright and clear

# Because of the mistral

# It blows throughout the year

# Such nice weather so I'll

# Hang around and paint here

# And so for nine weeks back in 1888

# Stayed in the yellow house, oh, we were such great mates

# I painted scenes you can still see today

# And I painted a painting of him painting, not bad, eh?

# Painting here in Arles

# Cafe Terrace At Night

# Painting here in Arles

# By the Rhone, Starry Night

# Painting here in Arles

# But the end was in sight

# Things took a turn for the worse, seems that we fell out

# No-one is really sure what it was all about

# Whatever happened, it caused me to flee

# And I was left with a self-inflicted injury

# Painting here in Arles

# Seemed like a good idea

# Painting here in Arles

# Until I cut off my ear

# Painting here in Arles

# Think I'll get out of here

# I only sold one painting whilst I was alive

# Being an artist, it was tricky to survive

# But since my death, the prices have gone up a bit

# Six of them have sold for more than 30 million quid?!

# Painting here in Arles

# Down in Provence

# Painting here in Arles

# With Van Gogh and Gauguin

# Painting here in Arles

# Didn't quite go to plan. #

Well, Dodge, here we are at the Collegium Maius,

part of Krakow University.

What are you doing, Chris?

I'm looking for a big ant.

Why?

You said people could only come here if they had massive insects.

No, Chris. He said massive intellect.

Brains, Chris. This is one of the oldest universities in Europe.

I did think the insect thing was a bit weird.

Anybody famous come here, then?

Pope John Paul II, he studied here.

-And someone whose statue we're going to see next.

-Oh, whose is it?

I love guessing games!

OK, well, he studied here in the 15th century

and he was a massive star.

-Was he in a boy band?

-Has he done Strictly?

-Did he win Bake Off?

This is clearly going to take ages.

But it does remind me of the time Susan and I visited Italy and

found out about some other people who were big in the 15th century.

I know, was it one of the Kardashians?

# Once in Italy, there was a family

# They ruled Florence, you see

# And most of Tuscany

# Everywhere in this town, see the name written down, it's Medici

# In the streets and the squares, see the name written there

# It's Medici

# Back in the 15th century, they spent their money

# On great buildings and art

# Who were this family?

# Well, now, just let me see

# Where it starts

# First was Giovanni

# His bank made them wealthy, the Medici

# Cosimo was his son, the political one, the Medici

# Lorenzo, il Magnifico

# Was a poet though his son became Pope Leo

# But poor Alessandro

# He got bumped off, oh, no, dearie me-o

# Palazzo Vecchio

# They all lived here, you know

# The Medici

# And their money they used to procure these statues

# The Medici

# Want some more, then this corridor

# Is a private passageway known as Vasari

# It let the family move around town freely

# The Medici

# They marked their territory

# Coat of arms, you can see, the Medici

# Yes, it looks pretty flash

# Those balls symbolise cash, the Medici

# Oh, to be in that family

# What a life to lead, oh, it must have been peachy

# With all that wealth and power

# They're really quite a shower, the Medici

# What a great dynasty with a vast legacy

# The Medici. #

Hello, you promised us a star from the 15th century.

And I meant it. Gentlemen, I give you

Nicolaus Copernicus, the founder of modern astronomy.

Did he moonlight in construction?

They must be cleaning it.

But under all that scaffolding

is the most famous stargazer in history.

Oh, you mean he studied the stars in the sky

like an old-fashioned Professor Brian Cox?

-Did he have his own telly show?

-Not really, no.

But before Copernicus, most people believed that the Earth

-was the centre of the universe.

-He was wrong there.

Centre of the universe is Manchester, thank you very much!

We've got wicked shops and FC United in Manchester,

greatest team in the history of National League North, thank you.

Anyway, Copernicus discovered that the sun

is the centre of the solar system and the planets revolve around...

-Manchester!

-No, the sun!

-Had he even been to Manchester?

If he had, he'd have loved it.

Especially on a Saturday, it's always kicking off...

Could you stop banging on about Manchester, Yonko?

Anyway, I feel all learned now about the stars and stuff,

and thinking about that's really made we want to go lav-lav.

No, no, you can't go lav-lav on that, they're cleaning it!

I like things to be nice and clean.

Reminds me of the museum of soap that Naomi and I visited in Poland.

Soap! Oh, Chris, don't let him use soap on me. Oh, not soap!

# I really love to clean

# I've just got a taste for it

# I feel like I can scrub for all that I'm worth

# Well, here in Bydgoszcz you're in the right place for it

# The museum of soap tells the history of dirt

# Ooh, yeah

# I am hugely into hygiene

# And how in the past people kept clean

# Then this museum is the one for you

# But I need to tell you something

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# Are you joking? Are you joshing?

# I want to clean with you

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# All the scrubbing and the washing

# It's like a dream come true

# Oh, cos they make soap here

# They've been doing it for 200 years

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# I want to clean with you

# This primitive loo is a real revelation

# All that they have done is cut a hole in a chair

# This medieval bath is no cause for celebration

# Cos it turns out back then bathing was pretty rare

# Oh, yeah

# Laundry, well, it wasn't easy

# Try this mangle, nice and squeezy

# Freshen up with 100-year-old soap

# I don't think we're allowed to use it

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# All the rinsing and the brushing

# I want to clean with you

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# All the scouring and the buffing

# It's like a dream come true

# Oh, keep your clothes pristine with this '50s-style washing machine

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# I want to clean with you

# For most of history, soap was made from fat

# So it's no mystery people didn't fancy that

# To get rid of grime was hard, you see

# Back in Roman times

# They washed their clothes in... #

We'll leave that there.

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# All the dusting and the mopping

# I want to clean with you

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# Keep on wiping, never stopping

# It's like a dream come true

# Oh, you can't clean too much

# Keep on polishing till it's squeaky to the touch

# I really, really, really, really, really like cleaning too

# I want to clean with you. #

Well, that's it, Dodge, the end of your day in Poland.

What was your favourite bit?

Do you remember that bit when Chris stopped talking?

-No.

-No, me neither.

All right, cheeky! Thank you very much!

Only joking, Yonks. You two make good tour guides.

Well, we have had a fair bit of practice.

And to think, that's the end of our journey around Europe.

I do love working on All Over The Place.

Travelling the world with my CBBC mates,

it really is the best job ever.

Yeah, shame we haven't got a song about it.

-The kind of song that One Direction might have done.

-Hm.

-Yeah.

-Funny you should say that.

-Ohh!

# Another series in the bag

# Whoo!

# Once again, we're done and dusted

# Only one direction home

# Whoo!

# Though personally I prefer McBusted

# You said, "Check out all these great countries"

# We said, "Travelling the world? Yes, please!"

# And we all agree this is the best job ever

# We go everywhere and in any weather

# Learning tonnes of facts makes us all feel clever

# One big family, it's the best job ever

# And we've been high and low

# And we've been fast and slow

# And here we go!

# Show you stuff that's weird and wild

# Agh!

# Strange events and odd attractions

# Dressing up along the way

# I love dressing up

# Get the most bizarre reactions

# We've seen things you couldn't even dream

# Beamed them back onto your TV screens

# And we all agree this is the best job ever

# And you're here with us, we're in this together

# Hope it never ends, could go on for ever

# Mixing facts and fun, it's the best job ever

# And we've been hot and cold

# And we've been scared and bold

# And here we go!

-# Iceland!

-Finland!

# Australia

# And Germany

# Portugal, France

# The Czech Republic

# Italy

-# Croatia

-Serbia

-# Denmark

-And Switzerland

# Belgium, the USA

# And the Netherlands

# One, two!

# One, two, three!

# And we all agree this is the best job ever

# Got the world's best crew, no doubt whatsoever

# Wherever we go, want to go together

# All Over The Place, it's the best job ever

# Now it's time to go

# So we're heading home

# And here we go... #

And this really is the best job ever!

Going all around Europe seeing fantastic things!

THEY CHEER

Meeting amazing new friends.

SHE SCREAMS

Making loads of happy memories.

THEY YELL

We've loved every single second of it, but where next?

I'm so sorry!

Keep watching All Over The Place!

# Best job ever!

# It is the best job ever. #