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Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a windy ride! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Coming up, Ed and Naomi have one too many lemonades, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Barney's teeth fall out, | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
Ceal's gone RAVEN mad, and Johny's having a bad day. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
This is a total catastrophe! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Me and my mates All over the place! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# It's true what you've heard Everything is absurd | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
# Whatever we do is strange but true! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# All over the place | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Bet you didn't know this stuff was in the UK | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-# But it turns up... -All over the place! # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
I know, my little friend. I know. I understand you. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Coo! Coo! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Now, be free! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
What was that? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-Oh, basically, Ceal, I can tame any bird. -Any bird? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Yep. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
-All right. What about seagulls? -I am the seagull master. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
-Parrots? -I am the parrot master. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Ravens? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
I am the... Oh, no. Actually, you can't tame a raven. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -Well, who is this? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Some bloke going to a fancy dress party? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
No, Ed, this is the Tower of London's Raven Master. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
His job is to tame the ravens. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
I want your job! How do I become a Raven Master? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
First of all, you need a love of birds. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Me and birds get on brilliantly. I can charm them down from trees. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-We'll see. -These must be like your babies. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
They're not really like babies. They do bite. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
They particularly like eyes. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
-Our eyes? -Absolutely. -Human eyes? -Human eyes. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
That's their favourite. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
I quite like my eyes. I'm keeping my eyes shut from now on. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
RAVEN CALLS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Big, aren't they? -Yeah, I didn't realise they were that big. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
They certainly are! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
How come they don't just fly away? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
We trim their flight feathers. It keeps them on the ground. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
We take off a couple of feathers on one wing, | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
and they hover and stay round here, and they're quite happy doing that. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
It's like cutting their nails, it doesn't harm them in any way. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
Ravens have been at the Tower Of London for hundreds of years. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
There's an old saying that if the ravens ever leave the tower, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
the country and the monarchy will collapse. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
It's breakfast time. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
I'm starving! Scrambled eggs? Nice croissant? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I don't think he had breakfast in mind for you, boys! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
We're going to go over and feed these three over on the lawn. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
You stay behind me. Remember what I said about the eyes. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
There we go, girl! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Today's breakfast is...fresh meat. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
He's just eyeing us up. Literally, eyeing us up. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-LAUGHTER -Don't talk about eyes! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Then she'll come out. Hopefully, she'll come out. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
That good? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Look, I've just fed this one, over here. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
All that lovely meat, and all she wants to do is eat a grape. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
-How un-GRAPE-ful! -THEY LAUGH | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
There's a particular delicacy that ravens enjoy even more. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
These contestants have battled against each other for weeks. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:24 | |
This is their last chance to impress the raven with delicacies. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
The first up is Ceal. He's cooked one of the ravens' favourite dishes. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
I've done a biscuit soaked in blood. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
I love the colours, I love the presentation. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Visually, this is great. Let's see what Ed has made. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
I've...baked a biscuit soaked in blood. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh, this dish lacks elegance and style. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Our Raven MasterChef champion today is... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Ceal. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Come on! I'm the winner! Ooh! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
RAVEN CALLS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
-Did you know, they're actually really clever? -Really? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-Yeah. They can mimic human talking. -Hmm. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
IN SQUEAKY VOICE: Hey, what you looking at? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Oh, wow! Really does sound like someone's... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-That was you, wasn't it? -Yeah, it was me. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
But did you know, they can actually make their own tools | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
using twigs and other stuff? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
What does a raven need tools for? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Caw! Caw! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Here, Dave. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Guess what the Raven Master's given us to dip in our biscuits again? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Oh, not blood! -What's wrong with a cup of tea? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Just think, mate! Use your bonce! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Earlier, I heard him tell some tourist, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
"Yes, ravens are very clever, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
"they use things around them to build their own tools." | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
If only he knew what I'd really been building. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-Ta-daa! -Whoa! What is it? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
It's a time machine, innit? We're the smartest birds on the planet. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
I got bored of just saying hello to tourists. Quick, here's some, now. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
-Good morning! Bonjour! -Guten Tag! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Hang on, I think they're from Essex. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Oi-oi! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Good, they're gone. Quick, get in! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Right, John. Pick a time. -Half 12. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
No, a year, you numpty! Let's just see where it takes us. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
Aaagh! Oh! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Here, Dave. What year are we in? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
I don't know. We must have gone way back. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
There's a castle, some bloke over there wearing funny old clothes. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
That's just the Raven Master. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
We haven't gone anywhere, have we, Dave? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Oh. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Quick, he's looking over. Act normal! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
WHISTLING | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-Think we got away with it? -Yeah, sorted, John. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
# Things that stick Out of the... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-# -Ground! -# | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Armagh! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
I give you...our sun! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Wow! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Think I'm a bit star-struck. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
The sun's a star. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Ed and Barney, you have 40 seconds each | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
to find out as much as you can | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
about Armagh Astropark and Planetarium. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
The winner gets to launch their own rocket. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Ed, you've got Professor Mark, who's an expert in astronomy. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Barney, you've got Martina, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
who knows all about the astropark and planetarium. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Whoever finds out the most facts is the winner. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Three, two, one, go! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-Why is it called a planetarium? -We show the planets. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-Can you tell my horoscope? -No. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
-Is it the only planetarium in the area? -It's a new one in Ireland. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-I thought you were an astrologer?! -They don't work. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-How long has it been here? -From 1968. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Ith thith an eclipth? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-No, it's not. -It's a lisp! Ha-ha! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
-How many visitors come every day? -200-300. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
How come, when everyone see the moon, they go, "That's nice!" | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
But if I show MY moon I get arrested? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-Cos it doesn't look so nice. -Good. Oh! How dare you?! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-Do you know how big the moon is? -It's pretty big. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-Do you believe in aliens? -Yes! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-What happens if it rains? -We go inside. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
OK. Erm. I, er... | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
BUZZER SOUNDS | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-I'm glad we got that in. -Good. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Do you really believe in aliens? -Yeah. -Oh, good! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
So, the person who found out the most facts | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
and gets to launch the rocket is... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-Barney! -Yeah! -Oh, blast! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Now that is what you call star treatment! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
For anybody who's ever wanted to launch a rocket, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
this is for you. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Three, two, one, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
blast off! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Whoa! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
So, from the rocket launch pad, back to the astropark's solar system. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
-This is our solar system, all right? These objects are all to scale. -OK. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
OK, so this is the sun, that's half the sun. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
You could fit a million earths inside the sun. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-Wow! The sun's big, innit? -Yeah, it's big compared to these. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
These are the planets. That's Mercury, the first one. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
That's the closest planet to the sun. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
-That's Venus, there. -Wow. Hi, Venus. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-And then Earth! We're home! -Look, you can see our house! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
-Look how small it is! -That's where we are. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
-That's exactly where we are. -That's the UK. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-You've just reached Mars. -Wow! Do you reckon it tastes like chocolate? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Maybe, maybe. Maybe if we get there one day, we'll find out. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Are all solar systems in a garden centre? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
No, not all of them. Just keep going. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
That's Jupiter. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
In front of you is Saturn. It's quite a long way away, isn't it? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
It's REALLY far away. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Saturn is the furthest planet you can see from Earth | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
without using a telescope. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Barney, put your hands on this. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
That is probably the oldest thing you've ever touched. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-Well, I shook Bruce Forsyth's hand, once. -It's even older than that. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-That old?! -Yes, this is 4.6 billion years old. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
It's as old as the planets. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
That's amazing! What is it, apart from a lump of something? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
It used to be part of a planet. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
It's mostly made out of iron, it's a meteorite. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It fell to Earth from space. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-A real meteorite? -Yes. -That fell to Earth from space? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
And just happened to land on this plinth in a planetarium? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-Yeah, it was lucky. -That's really cool. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-They must've built the building around it. -Probably. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh, mate! I love this show. Where's Phillip Schofield? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-It's not The Cube, Barney, this is the hypercube. -What's that? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Well, I'm probably not the best person to explain, actually. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
But I know a man with a lovely set of teeth who can. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
And now, the wonders of the Armagh Astropark | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
with all-round swotty pants, Professor Brian Cox. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
I'm Professor Brian Cox. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
And I'm Professor Brian Cox. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
And, together... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
BOTH: we're gorgeous. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
If Brian's mug is the universe, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
and this salt is the planets... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
..what you get is... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
SPITS OUT TEA | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
..is a really minging cup of tea. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
This is the hypercube. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
And it gives you some idea of the scale of the universe. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
But this universe looks quite small, Brian. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Each of these cubes is ten times bigger than the cube inside. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
The first cube is 8cm cubed. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
The second cube is 80cm cubed. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
The third cube, this big one on the outside, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
is 800cm cubed. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Now, they've only made three cubes. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
But if they'd made 11 cubes, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
the 11th cube would've reached the moon. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
If they'd made 28 cubes, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
the 28th cube would be as big as the visible universe. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
So, what have we learned? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Well, we've learned that I am one billion... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-Trillion... -Gazillion... | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
St Trinian... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Sardines in a tin-ian... | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Look at him, he's got a rat on his chin-ian... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
All these times... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
BOTH: More clever than you. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
# What are you thinking? What are you thinking? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
# What are you thinking? # | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Alcester! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
'Ooh! This looks lovely, and smooth and strange. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:28 | |
'What is it? An alien egg? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
'A spaceship? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
'I know! It's a time machine!' | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
'Actually, Ed, it's a sculpture. And it's called Tin. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
'It was made by an artist called Gereon Krebber, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
'and sits here at Jerwood Sculpture Park in Worcestershire.' | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
'Wonder what it's made from?' | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
'It's made from aluminium.' | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
'Wonder why he called it Tin?' | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
'Well, it's supposed to represent | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
'something you can find in your kitchen cupboard.' | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
'Like a tin of baked beans!' | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
'Actually, tin cans aren't made from tin anymore. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
'Nowadays, they're made from aluminium.' | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Tin foil! Aaargh! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
'Oh, no. Sorry, Ed. Tin foil is also now made from aluminium, too.' | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
'I think this sculpture should've been called Aluminium, then.' | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
Or Time Machine! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
ROBOT NOISES | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
'There's lots of things I could do if I found a time machine.' | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
If I'm in my time machine, it'd be really complicated, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
cos there would be loads of buttons to press. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
It could be really weird, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
cos in the future we might be living on Mars or Pluto. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Aliens would eat cat food mixed with dog food. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
You would see things like whales with two heads, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
or sharks with no gills. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
I might have a hat that's got a rubber duck on it, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
and everyone in the world has got that on. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
# Grown-ups collect stuff, too. # | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Burntisland. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
This is the All Over The Place news. Here are the headlines. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Ed Petrie confirmed CBBC viewers' favourite presenter. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Ed Petrie shambolic research strongly disputed by fellow CBBC presenters. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:20 | |
Ed Petrie's message to Johny Pitts - | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
"If you don't like it, get off my show." | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
And, coming up later, Johny Pitts's angry response to Ed Petrie - | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
"I only came on this show because you begged me to!" | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
Ah! Paper cut! Paper cut! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
And, this just in. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
CBBC bosses appeal to two of their presenters | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
to stop larking about and get on with the rest of the item. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
I think that's us, Johny. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-I thought we were doing quite well. -We were working, actually. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
We're going to have a look at a collection of televisions, | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
hence the tenuous newsreader link. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Doesn't matter. Let's go, mate. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Let's get on with today's show! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
This was in the Guinness Book Of Records in 2004 | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
as the world's smallest TV. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
You need a magnifying glass to watch it. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Which means it's completely pointless. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Today, you can watch more than 400 TV channels. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Wha-a-a-at?! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
There was only BBC, in black and white, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
and it was not broadcast all day. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-And it was boring. -Yes! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Ed, you big-head. What's that all about? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
-This is a magnifier. -For what? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
Well, TVs in the 1940s had quite small screens, | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
so you use this to get a bigger picture. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
But in 1956, this is what a remote control looked like. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
It's fair to say things have moved on. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Yeah, although you can still get quite far from the telly. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-Yoo-hoo! -You could probably do a good workout with that thing. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Oh, yeah. Definitely. Burn a few calories. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
This is a televisor. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
It's a replica of the world's first television, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
and was designed by John Logie Baird. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Just imagine something's being filmed, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
that's turned into a signal, which is sent down that wire. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
That wire sends the signal to the light, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
and that tells the light to shine at varying brightnesses. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
You've got this disc that's got lots of holes in different places. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
If it spins at a certain speed, that creates lines, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
which form an image on that lens. A moving image. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
I can actually see an image, there. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
You should be able to see a flickering image of a face. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I bet he was good at quizzes! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Hello! And welcome to TV Dinners, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
the game where you literally play for your dinner. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
This is for your starter, Johny. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
In 2010, which TV programme | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
-had the highest viewing figures? -I'm going to guess... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Was it A) Strictly Come Dancing or B) The X Factor? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
-I'm going to go with X Factor. -Correct! Yes, The X Factor. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
You've won some delicious soup. There you go, Johny. Enjoy that. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
-What is it? -It's made from Brussels sprouts. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Oh! I'll... I'll have it later, lovely. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-No, you eat it now. -No, later. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
# TV Dinners! # | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Which city in the UK watches the most television per week, Johny? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:38 | |
Is it A) London or B) Birmingham? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
London. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Oh, it was good, but it's not right, Johny. No, it's Birmingham. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Those Brummies love their telly! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Here's what you could've won - some lovely cabbage and chips! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
That could've been yours. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-Oh, man! -Go on, I'll give you some. There you go! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
# TV Dinners! # | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
How many TV sets were bought in the UK in 2010, Johny? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Is it A) 9.5 million or B) 11.5 million, Johny? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:11 | |
Either way, that's a lot of tellies. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
9.5 million. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
-Is correct, Johny! -Yes! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
And look what you've won! You've won this delicious chocolate surprise. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
Finally, something I can eat! Yes! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
The surprise is that the sauce is made from egg mayonnaise. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
HE GAGS | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
This TV show's rubbish. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
I wonder what John Logie Baird would've watched back in the day? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
"Have fun! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
"Enjoy yourself, Logie Baird!" | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Hmm! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Well, I'll show them! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
When they get a load of my catchily-named | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Semi-Mechanical Analogue Television Device, | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
no-one will ever leave the house again! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
I wonder what programmes people will watch on my catchily-named | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Semi-Mechanical Analogue Television Device 80 years from now? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
Look at your stupid face. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
You're stupid. Stu-pid! Stu-pid! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
You are the weakest link, goodbye. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
No, Big Brother! When I said I wanted Jaffa Cakes, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
I meant round ones! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
You've given me square ones! What am I supposed to do with that?! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
It's got four sides and everything! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
I don't know which way to start! This is a total catastrophe! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
HE CRIES | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Don't you EVER talk about my mother! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Shut up, Phil! She ain't even your real mother! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
What have I done?! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Llandudno! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
# The song! # | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
DANCE MUSIC | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
# Yeah, oh, look, the sun's out | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
# Get your suntan lotion And your swimming trunks out | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
# Grab a stick of rock and a donkey ride | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
# Cos we do like to be beside the seaside | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
# Yeah, we're in Llandudno | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
# Going to tell you all some stuff That you didn't know | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
# About this Welsh holiday location | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
# So check out this amazing information | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
# It's the subject of our song | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
# Everything in it is quite long | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
# The best place to start is right here | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
# At the town's 700-metre-long pier | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
# It was built in the Victorian era | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
# And the view from the end couldn't be clearer | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
# If you're looking for typical seaside action | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
# Then the pier really is the main attraction | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
# But if you try to find a longer one in Wales | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
# I'm afraid that would result in a fail | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
#Llandudno-o-o! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
# A pier that's number one | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
# And we've only just begun | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
# If you want a nice view of the town | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
# Take the cable car lift up and down | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
# At over a kilometre each way | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
# It's the longest aerial cabin lift in the UK | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
# It's supported by nine towers | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
# And goes 11 kilometres an hour | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
# Man, this is really the place to go | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
# Though not if you suffer from vertigo | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
# Cable car with a view | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
# That's long thing number two | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
# If you're looking for something that's really fun | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
# You could do worse than this toboggan run | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
# It runs for 750 metres | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
# There's no other Welsh toboggan run that can beat us | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
# Check this out! The Punch And Judy show! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
# How can that be the longest though? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
# It's the longest-running Punch And Judy | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
# I knew it! Hit it, Punch! # | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
That's the way to do it! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
# That's long things three and four | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
# Don't think there's any more | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
# It's on the North Wales coast | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
# Llandudno-o-o! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
# Of long things It's got the most. # | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Eynsham! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Oh, I love wearing fancy dress. Man servant, where are you? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Your queen is ready to greet her people. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Ahem. Firstly, I'm not your man servant. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Secondly, why are you dressed like that? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Oh, don't say I've done it again! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
I thought we were supposed to wear fancy dress for this race! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Naomi, this is the Eynsham Shirt Race, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
and I've come very smartly dressed in a nice, crisp shirt. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
-Oh. -Oh, indeed! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
It appears there's been a hilarious misunderstanding. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Yes, Ed. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Although it's called the Shirt Race, people don't race in shirts. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
They race in fancy dress. You need... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
The rules are simple. One person pushes while the other person sits, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
and they must take turns pushing over a course of two kilometres. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
It's a shame I didn't know. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
I'll have to stand at the side of the road, cheer you on, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-watch you get hot and sweaty. -Not so fast, Ed. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
-Oh. -It's your size. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
-Are we going to be on the same team? -Yeah. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Brilliant! We don't normally do that. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
-Yeah, it'll be good. -I might win! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
What are we using for wheels? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Er, a pram, a wheelbarrow, go-kart? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-Pram! -I just said that. -No, no, look! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Perfect! An empty pram. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-Whose is that? -Doesn't matter. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Do you think we're going to fit in there? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Don't worry, I'm very, very handy at this sort of thing. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
There are 40 teams taking part today in three different categories, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
men's, lady's and mixed. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Ed and Naomi are taking part in the mixed team category. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
-How are you feeling? -Me? Like a king! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
I feel hot. I hope they've got a drink for us. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
It'd be nice if they had some drinks around. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
Funny you should mention that. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
I know, strange rule. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I'm in the wrong place. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
I'm leaving you at this point, aren't I? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
-You go down there, and I meet you down the bottom. -You take the staff. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
-My king's staff! -I'll be waiting for you. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-OK. -Run fast, OK? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Well, I'll run as fast as I can in a heavy velvet costume. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Is this where the elite athletes start the race? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
If it is, I think I'd better go back a bit. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
On your marks, Shirt Racers, get set, go! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh, my goodness! I'm nervous. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-Ed! -Queen Naomi, where are you?! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Here! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
I hope he doesn't weigh too much. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
-Right, get in. -Woo! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Never mind that, Ed, you almost got run over by a giant banana! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
This is chaos! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Our team have tackled the speed bumps | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
and are fast approaching lemonade stop number one. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
-Quick, quick! -I'm out of breath. -Quick, quick! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
This is the slowest drinking ever! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
I could absorb it through my skin faster than this! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
We're losing time! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Stop making me laugh. It's going through my nose. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Here we go! Here we go! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
One lemonade down, six more to go. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
-Get out of my way, Tom and Jerry! -Tom and Jerry! No way! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
Wooo! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Stop number two. Ed's turn to drink. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
BURPING | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm going to be sick. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Whoa! Poor Noddy. Wrong place at the wrong time. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:20 | |
Yeah! Here we go! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
BURPING | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
There it is. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Come on, Ed. This is your last lemonade. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
I really don't want to drink this. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Hey, Ed. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
What do you give an injured lemon? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
NAOMI LAUGHS | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
This is not the time | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
for your lemonade joke. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Oh, I get it. You give an injured lemon lemon-AID. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:57 | |
BURPING | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Oh, steady! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Arrr! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
Ed and Naomi are racing the pirates | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
to what they think is the finish line. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Is that the end, or do you drink more? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
No time for sitting down, you have to drink one more lemonade. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Nearly there. Come on, so close! | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
So close! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
She's done it! Yes! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Queen Naomi and King Ed have officially finished the Shirt Race. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
-Where's the nearest hospital? -Let a big burp out. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
I wish I could! I really need to do a burp. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
I haven't done one the whole round. Ugh. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
ED BURPS | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
I might be sick. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
I'm just showing off. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Tell us, aunt Sally, where did we come in the mixed category? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
You were second. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
ED AND NAOMI CHEER | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-Yes! -Woo-hoo! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
How many people were in the mixed category? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
-Three. -Oh. Let's pretend you didn't say that. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
-That wasn't last. -Don't tell anybody. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
-Silver medals all round. -BOTH: Hooray! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
King Ed, Queen Naomi, I present you your trophy. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
-Oh, thank you! -Aw! Isn't that nice? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:21 | |
-We get a round of applause from the cows. -Naomi? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Push me to the newsagents - lemonades for everyone! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
You've been watching All Over The Place. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
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