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I'm Ricky.

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I live in Bristol.

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I work as an animator, which is lucky because I love art.

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Goal!

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I live for art. I even dream of art.

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I draw, I paint, I make things.

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Nailed it!

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I hang out with my mates.

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Gavin, Michelle, Rich and Sarah.

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It's me!

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Most importantly, I make ninja moves.

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Some people call me the...

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Today I'll show you how to make a bag with bite.

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We'll be monkeying around with this chalk pastel primate.

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And I'd be "lion" if I didn't say we make art that stinks.

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Because today it's...

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Ah! It's a new day.

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I better get my ninja on.

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And my clothes.

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What's that noise? Sounds like someone's a little hoarse.

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All right, Gav, what are you doing?

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I'm training for the Bristol marathon and a half.

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Why are you running a marathon dressed as the front end of a horse?

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Well, my running mate pulled out the back.

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You mean to say he had his face down there?

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I'm not surprised.

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Oh, that's a good point.

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I should probably find something better to dress as, shouldn't I?

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See ya!

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Gav would be better off running in an old T-shirt, like this!

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But I'm going to use this to make something really cool.

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The Art Ninja piranha bag!

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I need to start by turning this inside out.

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Ninja skills!

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Now, I'm going to pen a shape into it

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that's going to make a fish's body.

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All the way along up here. Have a little flat top.

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Then we have the same angle going back down the other side.

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Now I'm going to cut off the top part of the T-shirt,

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two centimetres above my line of pins.

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There we go.

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Right, now I need to cut out some fins.

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And for that, I'm using a dishcloth.

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First, two side fins.

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Then a tail fin.

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And finally, a back fin.

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The T-shirt's inside out,

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so I'm going to pin these fins on the inside,

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so when I turn it round the right way, they'll be on the outside.

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Just start by unpinning here and then sneaking this through the side.

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Pop that one in like that.

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There we are.

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Once it's nice and flat I'm just going to pin it back into place.

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OK. Now I need to do the same thing with these side fins.

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Pin it in place.

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And on the other side.

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Great. Now I can start sewing it.

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So I've got myself a little bit of thread and a needle here

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and I've tied a knot in the end so that when I pull it through,

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it holds it in place.

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I'm going to sew all the way along my line of pins,

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using a running stitch.

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Always be careful, because I'm using a needle.

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Right.

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Now I can turn it round the right way.

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There we are.

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And as you can see, our stitching is all hidden and really tidy.

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Now I'm going to stick on the back fin with a little bit of fabric glue.

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This is also called a dorsal fin, a true fact.

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And I've layered up some different coloured pieces of felt

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to make some eyes,

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and I'm going to glue them on with fabric glue.

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There we are.

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I've also cut out some triangles and I'm going to put them on the inside

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of the T-shirt to become the piranha's teeth.

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Five at the top and four at the bottom.

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Now it is a bag, it means it needs straps.

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So I need to cut a couple of holes for them.

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Just going to pinch the two layers of T-shirt together,

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just cut through them both. There we go.

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And the same on this side, too.

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There we are. Now also this bag's going to have a drawstring,

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so I'm going to make that by using

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the hem at the bottom of the T-shirt.

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I'm going to cut a hole into the side of the hem here,

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just so we can get the drawstring in.

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Do the other side.

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There we go.

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Now I've got some ribbon to become the straps

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and we need to thread this through the hem of the T-shirt

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to make the drawstring.

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Now that's quite tricky, so I'm going to tape it to a pencil

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to make it a little bit easier.

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There we go.

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-There

-we are.

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One side done. Now I need to do the other side.

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A tip here to make this easier

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is to hold on to the back of the pencil and gather the material

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over the end with the point.

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There you go, two drawstrings.

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Now I need to just tie them to make the straps.

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So I'm going to tape one end again to the pencil and poke it through.

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There we go. Pull it off.

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And then I'm just going to tie that to the other end.

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Just do the same on the other side.

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And tie that last one together.

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There we go.

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Now to try it on.

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Check it out!

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You don't have to make your bag in the shape of a fish,

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there's plenty of other catchy designs, like this.

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Bat pack.

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Or how about this "turtle-ly" awesome turtle bag!

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KNOCKING

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Oh, better run and get that.

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There you are, Gavin.

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That is so much more appropriate for running.

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No! I'm wearing this underneath.

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My outfit's in here.

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Now turn around and I'll change.

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So how long do you think it will take you to finish the marathon?

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About an hour and a half.

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An hour and a half?!

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You can't finish in an hour and a half, you big cheater.

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That's exactly what I am, Ricky!

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You said something more appropriate for running.

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These guys can run 120km an hour!

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Go on, get out of here.

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This costume isn't working, is it?

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I better get something better.

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I don't know about a cheetah, but Gav can be a cheeky monkey.

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Speaking of which, I'm going to do a picture of a baboon.

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Baboon, it's a good word that, isn't it? Anyway.

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I'll start by drawing quite a simple line drawing.

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First, I'm drawing the baboon's nose.

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I'm going to make this nice and dark so I can trace it later.

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Glad I haven't got a baboon's nose.

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Or have I?

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A little beard.

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Wish I had a beard like a baboon.

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And a great big mane.

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And finally, two eyes looking pretty baboony.

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Now using another piece of paper I'm going to trace the mane.

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This is going to be my template.

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All will become clear later.

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Just joining it up. Sweet.

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Now I'm going to cut that out.

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I'm not so worried about cutting into the inside shape here,

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it's all about maintaining the shape on the outside,

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because this is a stencil.

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Now I need stencils of all the other parts of the baboon's face

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so I'm going to use my ninja skills!

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There we go.

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Lovely. Won't be needing this.

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I do need a fresh piece of paper and some chalk pastels.

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So I'm going to start with the baboon's nose.

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Pop it in the middle of the page.

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Get some chalk pastels.

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This chalk is going to help me recreate the colour grading

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favoured by American artist, Georgia O'Keeffe.

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Hey, Ricky, it's me.

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-Hey, Georgia.

-I like to paint desert landscapes,

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animal skulls and flowers.

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Here is some of my work now.

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Wow, I'd love to own some of your work, Georgia.

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Well, unlikely, Ricky.

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My painting, Jimson Weed/White Flower No 1,

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sold for 44.4 million

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and is the most expensive painting ever by a female artist.

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I'm not sure this baboon will make me a monkey, ie £500.

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Anyway, I best get on with it.

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-Bye, Ricky!

-Bye!

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I'm drawing with a chalk hostel around the outside of my stencil

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and then rubbing the pastel in to get this lovely grading.

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If you're worried about your stencil moving,

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you can tape it down with a bit of masking tape

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or use a little bit of sticky tack.

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An important thing here is to blow off the excess pastel powder,

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not to rub it, because you'll smudge your picture.

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Now I'm going to move onto this bit, its kind of round blueish cheeks.

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I'm being mindful not to overlap the colours,

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so I'm just filling in the white spaces.

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Give my hands a wipe.

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It's important to have clean fingers when you change colours.

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I'm going to do the main part of his face

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using my lightest grey.

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Now for the beard.

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See, you don't always just fade inwards like this.

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Another technique is to rub along the edge

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and that gives you a more defined colour.

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Moving onto my last stencil now and that's the mane.

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The mane's pretty big.

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So I want this colour to fade in quite a long way.

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Now a little finishing touch of some eyes.

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OK, let's see how it looks.

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Oh, yeah!

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A nice colour gradient for a Grade A picture of a baboon.

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And I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

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When your picture's finished, you can fix the chalk pastel

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with hairspray and it stops it from smudging.

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Here's a quick art tip of how to draw a roaring lion.

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So I'm going to start with his head.

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That's going to be a big egg shape, wider at the bottom than at the top.

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And in it I'm going to draw a big wide mouth.

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Because he is roaring. A couple of teeth.

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His tongue.

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Lions have like little triangle noses.

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Little eyes.

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And then I'm going to draw a nice big mane.

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So a wavy line like that, a couple of bits at the top.

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Maybe some ears, just between the mane and the face.

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The same distance between the two.

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Now I'm drawing his front legs.

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It's like two long stalks at the bottom.

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Little balls for the feet.

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Little lines for the separate toes.

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Body in between. There's his little belly.

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Out for his legs. Little wavy tail with a ruffly bit at the end.

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And for the roar, I want like a big wave of sound coming out.

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Draw these quick lines shooting out from him.

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A couple of speed lines round the side just to give it the energy.

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There we go.

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Another quick art tip.

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Did that picture just move?

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Yeah. That's because it's animated.

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I'm telling you, it's a magic box.

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What are Rich and Ella doing?

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-It's not a magic box.

-It is!

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Totally magic, trust me.

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Get in!

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Whoa! Is this some kind of magic box portal?

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No. It's thinking inside the box and outside the box.

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Now to make this cool teleporting box animation,

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you'll need a couple of cardboard boxes, a large open space,

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some friends and a tablet with animation app installed.

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And you can put it together in just three ninja moves.

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Ninja move number one.

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You need to delegate. You need one person to teleport,

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one person to be the box master

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and somebody to direct.

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Ninja move number two.

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Right, I'm going to set up our tablet device

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and we're going to start shooting and just see where it takes us.

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The fun here is working out how we're going to make Ella disappear

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and reappear inside the boxes.

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And top tip, if you angle the boxes at the right level,

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you can hide behind them so it looks like

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you're fully getting inside each time.

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Ninja move number three.

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We're going to be making an animation loop

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which means will go to re-use the same frames.

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It's going to look like Ella here is stuck flying between two boxes.

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Now, because Rich is stood there,

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he needs to stay as still as possible

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while Ella moves across the floor.

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And each time you move something, capture a frame.

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OK, we've shot all of our frames.

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We've added some cool sound effects.

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I think it's time to take a look at our mini masterpiece.

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Oh, sweet!

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It's a pretty simple animation but it came out brilliantly.

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What do you think, guys? Guys?

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Guys?!

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In the box.

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Ah, better clean up these boxes, then.

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Don't close the box! I'm inside the box. Richard, don't. Ahh!

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I'm bursting for the loo.

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PHONE RINGS

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MACHINE BLEEPS

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Hi, Ricky, it's your mum.

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Hope I haven't stopped important business.

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Oh, if only she knew.

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Here's what's coming up on your number one show.

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Stop talking about number ones.

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Treesy does it with the masking tape.

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Om!

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This guy is anything but stony faced.

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And where there's muck, there's art at the safari park.

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-Bye, Ricky!

-Bye, Mum!

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Ah, finally I can relax.

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Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!

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Spoke too soon.

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Can you make art with twigs?

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I could branch into it but not today.

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SHE SIGHS

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-Hey, Ricky.

-Hi.

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Hey, it's Naomi and Ed.

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How's it going, guys?

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Great, thank you. We were just wondering,

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do you think you can make anything out of these biscuits?

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Er, no.

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But I wouldn't mind one.

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Thanks!

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Ooh! That takes the biscuit.

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Oops!

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Hey, what have these guys got?

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Ricky, can you make art with masking tape?

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OK, I'm sticking with you.

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Yeah!

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So what are your names?

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-Callum.

-And Kian.

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Nice to meet you guys. And where are you from?

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-Leicester.

-Leicester.

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Masking tape is a great suggestion, I'll just go and grab some things.

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I've got some watercolour paper.

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Some water colour paints and I couldn't find any masking tape.

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-Can I borrow yours?

-Yes.

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OK.

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Sweet. I'm going to use masking tape to make a wild picture.

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So I'm going to start by taping it down to the table.

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And that means that it won't move and when I'm getting the paper wet,

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it won't all crease up. I'm going to take lines across the paper.

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So what kind of art do you guys like to do?

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-Drawing.

-What do you draw?

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Superheroes.

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Oh, cool. What kind of powers do they have?

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-Lasers.

-Awesome.

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I'm going to get a bit of masking tape and I'm going to cut down it

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to create a thinner piece so I have different sizes on my picture.

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Have you guys ever made art with masking tape?

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-Yeah.

-What did you do?

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-A mummy.

-A mummy?

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I wrapped up my actual mummy.

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Oh, your actual mum!

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Poor mum. I'm going to add my slightly thinner one further back

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and these masked-off lines are going to become trees later on.

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So a thinner one further back would look like it's away in the distance,

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using a little bit of perspective.

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I've also got some slightly thinner strips of masking tape

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and I'm going to start dotting these around across the others.

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I'm really building up all the masking tape over my paper.

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All right, guys, now I can start painting.

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I'm going to start just by wetting my paper

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so that it's ready for the paint.

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I'm just going to wet it all up like this...

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I'm going to start with some purple.

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Guys, I'm doing a little technique here with the paint.

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I'm mixing it all up to get a dappled light effect

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so I don't have to be neat at all.

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I can make a right mess.

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THEY LAUGH

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Now I'm going to move on to the top colour, and for that I'm going to do

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a nice rich yellow, and that's because yellow

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is the complementary colour of purple.

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Literally, just going for it with the yellow now.

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Do you like drawing at home?

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If I'm watching TV, yeah,

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I'll be sketching and drawing in my pad doing doodles.

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I'm just dotting on a slightly darker colour now

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and I want to dapple it a little bit more,

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so I'm going to add a little bit of water and just drip it on.

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My picture doesn't look amazing yet, but it will soon. Honest!

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Now I need that to dry and I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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There we go, lovely and dry.

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Now I'm going to start peeling off the masking tape.

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What's great here is all the places where the masking tape was

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has been kept perfectly white

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and I've got these really nice crisp lines.

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-It looks really good!

-Ah, thanks.

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Now I get to do the long ones.

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Oh, look at that.

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I have to be careful when I'm peeling off the masking tape,

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just in case it takes off a bit of the paper as well

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and ruins the picture, so I'm just taking my time.

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Now I'm going to add some shadows.

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So I'm going to add a little bit of grey all along one side

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of all my white lines,

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on the right-hand side of the vertical pillars

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and on the underside of the diagonal ones

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because the light is all coming from one direction, not the band.

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Just doing some very quick horizontal and vertical marks,

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with a couple of quick little diagonal ones.

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I'm using a flat fine brush but you can just use a thin brush.

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This is looking really good, guys. I hope you like it.

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Are you ready to see it?

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-BOTH:

-Yes!

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Get a load of this!

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You see what it is? They're trees with a lovely sort of purpley floor

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and a beautiful dappled bright yellow sky.

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Well, I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

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So, guys, what would you rate it?

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-BOTH:

-We give it a ten!

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Ah, great. Thanks for your suggestion, guys. Bye-bye.

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Bye, Ricky!

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STAMPEDE APPROACHING

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What is that noise?

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Sounds like a stampede.

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-Gav, is that you?

-This costume is going to get buckets of sponsorship!

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-You look ridic.

-Lucky I've got thick skin then.

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CRASHING

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Om!

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Om!

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-And you think I look silly!

-Shh, it's the Grand Master.

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Om!

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Very Zen(!)

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Greetings, dudes!

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Salutations, Grand Master.

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What can you teach us, O wise one?

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Lesson number 333 1/3 to enlightenment.

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Decorative attachments for your cupboard of coldness!

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Fridge magnets.

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Yeah! Use a small stone, dude.

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Paint it your favourite colour.

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Oh, no! Oh!

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Blue is not my colour.

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Carry on painting, dudes!

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Now, let it dry.

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Stick on some googly eyes with strong glue.

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Draw a funny mouth.

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Stick a magnet on the back.

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Ah, so cute.

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Put it on your cupboard of coldness.

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So cool!

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Lesson number 333 1/3, complete.

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Cool. You rock, Grand Master.

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I am enlightened.

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You are most welcome.

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Om!

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Anyway, how long have you got until the Bristol marathon starts?

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Hmm, a little while, why?

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Because I've got an idea for some art involving animals.

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Sounds wild, let's do it.

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Follow me.

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Ninja skills!

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Come on, Gav, I thought you said you were fit enough to run a marathon.

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I haven't run so far in my life!

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Ah, you're saying you've never run so far,

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but you should be saying "so fari" because this is a safari park.

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Who's this?

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All right.

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It sounds like Sarah. Sarah, is that you? Can you take your mask off?

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Very funny(!) What are we doing here, anyway?

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Well, all your animal antics have given me an idea for some art.

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But first, we better get our ninja on.

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Are you aping my style?

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Art Ninja!

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Strike a pose.

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-Hiya.

-Hello.

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OK, guys, this is Mark. He's a safari ranger

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and he's going to be showing us where we can get our art materials from today.

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Yeah, we're going to get your materials from the bottom of the park.

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-Oh, poo.

-Exactly.

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And Mark here is an poo expert so he's going to show us

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-where we can find it.

-Shall we go?

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Yeah.

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I have a poo fact. Did you know that male hippos fling their poo around

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-by swishing their tails to impress females?

-Oh, charming.

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Well, we don't have hippos. We have rhinos.

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They only poo in one spot and they stamp on theirs

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to spread their scent around.

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You asked for poo, and here it is.

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So if you want to get stuck in?

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Not the choice of words I would use, but, yeah, why not?

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-Oh, yeah!

-Oh, that's hard.

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Look at that poopy!

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Right, guys, that's enough mucking about - and enough mucking out -

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let's go get on with the art!

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Come on, Gav, you can take that.

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Yeah, this is heavy.

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We've also borrowed some dung from these guys, the giraffes.

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Well, I say borrowed, but I don't think they want it back.

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Cheers, fellas!

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PARP!

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Oh, rude!

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OK, guys, we've got our lovely tarpaulin canvas.

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We've got our great art materials, the dung, and some sawdust bedding,

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all from the safari park.

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Ah! We're grown-ups and we're wearing gloves

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and protective clothing so we can make art with some poo,

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but I don't suggest that you do do this.

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Ha-ha! He said doo-doo!

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Good one, Gavin!

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Let's get on with the picture.

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This is the smelliest bit of art you've ever got us making, Rick.

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It's got a pretty hefty whiff.

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Oh, good work, Sarah, it's looking great.

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Gav, if you can just sprinkle that over the brown bits,

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gives it texture.

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I am sprinkling poo.

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-Hey, Sarah.

-Hi.

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What do you get if you sit under a cow?

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A bad joke?

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A pat on the head!

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Mark told me that one's called Ian.

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All right, Ian?

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-There's your giant bucket of poo, madam.

-Thanks!

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I'm just about to run out of poo.

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Don't worry, Sarah. We're nearly finished.

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Wow!

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Who knew you could make art from poo!

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It's the Serengeti plains.

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Thanks for all your help, guys.

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And I've still got time to make the Bristol marathon and a half!

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And I know just the animal costume I'm going to wear.

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Good news, I got a text from Gavin.

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He did his marathon in the end dressed as a giraffe.

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And he persuaded Sarah to go as the giraffe's bottom.

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Don't worry, I sponsored them both.

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Today has taught me a valuable Art Ninja lesson.

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26 miles in a suit is some run

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but art using Rhino poo is my kind of fun.

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If I never see another animal again, it'll be too soon.

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Hi, mate!

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HE SCREAMS

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