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Day of the Match

Ricky's never been good at football, so is horrified to hear his dad has entered him and his 'make-believe' girlfriend into a family tournament.


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'I'm Ricky. I live in Bristol.

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'I work as an animator, which is lucky, because I love art.'

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Goal!

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'I live for art. I even dream of art.

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'I draw... I paint...

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'I make things!' Nailed it!

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'I hang out with my mates -

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-'Gavin, Michelle, Rich...'

-Yeah!

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-'..and Sarah.'

-It's me!

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'Most importantly, I make ninja moves.

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'Some people call me the...'

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'Today, I'll show you how to have table top fun with a tiny team.'

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Goal!

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'We'll be going dotty with the help of some bubble wrap.'

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-Yay!

-'And the crowd goes wild when they see this trophy-winning art.

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'Because today, it's...'

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It's a new day.

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I'd better get my ninja on.

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And my clothes.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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-Hi, Dad.

-Hi, Ricky.

-What are you doing?

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Your mum's entered us in the Family World Cup.

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It's a competition to find the best footballing family in the country.

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It's tomorrow, and we're going to win!

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We? Don't you remember?

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I'm terrible at football!

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# Here we go, here we go, here we go... #

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SMASH!

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Oi! That's my greenhouse!

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And if we win the Family World Cup, we get to party with Jamie Vardy.

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He's the host, and if we do win, we win £1,000.

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Now you're talking! I'll get my boots!

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On me head, Dad!

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SMASH!

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It's four-a-side, so bring your football-playing girlfriend.

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What football-playing girlfriend?

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The one you told Mum about.

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Oh. That girlfriend.

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Well, I guess I need to find a football-playing girlfriend.

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And a ball to practise with.

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Practise, practise, practise.

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But how am I going to practise football in here

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without wrecking the place? I know!

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I'm going to make the Art Ninja flick ball game.

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Got an old pizza box here.

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And it's going to become my pitch.

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You need some grass on it.

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So I'm going to squeeze out some light green.

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And a little bit of dark green.

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And I'm going to paint it onto the cardboard using a sponge.

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The sponge is giving the cardboard a lovely grassy texture.

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Add a little bit of dark green in as well.

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This just makes it look more realistic.

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I need for that to dry, but I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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There we go. Lovely and dry.

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And the back edges are red.

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And they're going to be my barriers.

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Now I need to mark out the pitch.

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Start with the halfway line.

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And the goal line.

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Goal area.

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I'm just doing the area the other end.

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The centre circle.

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A little semicircle on the top of here.

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Does anyone know what these are for?

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I don't. I'm going to fold up my barriers.

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And these barriers, I'm going to decorate with some banners

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made out of old wrapping paper.

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Stick them on to the edges with a glue stick.

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Don't have to use wrapping paper.

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You could use stickers, or packets, anything you like.

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I'm using wrapping paper to hold the corners in place here.

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Finished all my banners.

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Now I need to make some goals.

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So I've cut some strips of card here,

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and I'm sticking them together with double-sided sticky tape.

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The long ones are going to be the goalposts,

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and the short one, the crossbar.

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I've got a nifty little idea for the net.

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To recycle an old fruit bag.

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And stick it down with some sticky tape.

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Trim it down with a pair of scissors.

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Lovely. Now I need to fold this to turn it into my goal,

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and then at the bottom make two little tabs that I can stick

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to the pitch.

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With a little bit of double-sided sticky tape,

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I'm sticking down these two tabs just behind the goal line.

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But football's a game of two halves, so I'm going to need another goal.

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Ninja skills.

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Now I've got the pitch, I need to make the players.

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So I've got a couple of pieces of card here and a paperclip.

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And I'm just going to put some strips of double-sided sticky tape

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on the inside of this cardboard,

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and then lay down my paperclip like that.

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And then sandwich it between the two pieces of cardboard.

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With a pen, I'm going to draw my player's body.

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A red ninja shirt.

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Some dark shorts.

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I've cut out a picture of my face to stick on the top,

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but you can personalise your players however you like.

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Now for the base, I'm using an old bottle top,

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and I'm going to weight it with some modelling clay.

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Just going to push it in. And now, finally,

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I can push the paperclip at the bottom of my player into the clay.

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To play a game, I'm going to need some new signings.

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So I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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So, now I've got a whole squad.

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Including my mystery football-playing girlfriend.

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And I've used another bottle top to make the football,

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but I've kept it empty.

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Time for kick-off!

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So, Michelle, you're in goal.

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Ricky steps up to the ball.

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There's a lot riding on this.

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He shoots. Goal!

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And the great thing about this game is when you reach full-time,

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you can tidy it away.

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But you don't have to make one like mine.

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You can make some footballing kittens.

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And these guys are playing with a ball of wool.

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If football's not your game, how about a game of pool?

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That's my cue to leave.

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Right, time to get a ball.

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This will all be worth it if we can win a grand.

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Just imagine, £1,000.

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£1,000.

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Wow!

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Let's do delivery. Super extreme fast delivery?

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Yeah.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Wow. That is super extreme fast delivery!

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-Oh, hi, Sarah.

-Hi, Ricky.

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My amateur dramatics club got cancelled,

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so I just thought I'd pop by.

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Oh, what play are you doing?

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Hamlet - I'm Ophelia!

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Well, how do you OPHELIA about

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-acting as my girlfriend in the Family World Cup?

-Oh, um...

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Yeah, sorry, Ricky. I'm off football.

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A terrible verruca.

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Oh, is that the time? Um, I've got somewhere really important to be.

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Or not to be! Bye!

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Verruca, my foot!

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A likely story.

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Here's something that's very unlikely.

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That's because it's animated.

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Today for the animation, I've got a really, really big idea.

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Rich, no!

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SQUELCH!

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GROANING

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That was close!

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-Don't worry, mate.

-It's just an animation.

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And it's all a matter of perspective.

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So, to make this animation, you'll need...

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A large open space... some friends...

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and a tablet or smartphone with an animation app.

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And you can put it together in just three ninja moves.

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Ninja move number one.

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You want somebody to be big in frame, and somebody to be small.

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So, they need to be different distances away from the tablet.

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Do a couple of experiments to get the distance just right.

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And top tip, keep the tablet as low to the floor as possible.

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Ninja move number two.

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It's time to start shooting.

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Now, the person behind the camera has a really important role,

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because they have to direct both actors, and one is miles away.

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And the trick here is to make it look like the two are interacting.

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Ninja move number three.

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Oh, well, there is no ninja move number three.

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We finished that animation ages ago!

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Let's play it.

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Rich, no!

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SQUELCH!

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GROANING

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-What do you think, Rich?

-Gnarly to the max!

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What do you think, Ella?

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All this waiting around is sending me dotty.

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Hello, I am Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama.

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Why don't you take your mind off it doing some dotty art?

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Great plan! I'm going to paint a picture of hundreds of dots

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using some bubble wrap.

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I'm famous for lots of different types of art

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with one thing in common - dots.

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Why dots?

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The dots are a symbol of the world, the cosmos.

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The Earth is a dot.

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You and me are dots.

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-Sayonara.

-Oh, bye!

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I'm going to start by squeezing out some of this paint and painting it

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onto the bubbly side of the bubble wrap.

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I need to get a good coverage quite quickly,

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because I don't want the paint to dry.

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And this means I get a much cleaner spotty print.

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If you're doing this at home, put paper down,

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because it can get quite messy.

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Great, that's a good coverage.

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Now I'm going to put my paper over the top and get a print

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of all the dots.

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I'm going to press it down everywhere

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to make sure I get a nice, even print.

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Check that out!

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That's brilliant.

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If I'm going to make a really cool picture,

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I need lots of coloured dots

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on lots of different pieces of coloured paper.

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So I'll just ninja some more.

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There we go.

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My picture's going to be made up of lots of layers,

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so for that, I'm going to need a template.

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So we draw one out on here.

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I'm going to be drawing a football boot,

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but you can draw anything you like.

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Just drawing the back of the heel.

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And then the underside of the sole.

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And these lumpy bits here, these are the studs of my football boots.

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And the tongue. I'm simplifying a lot of the shapes,

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so it just makes my template easier to cut out.

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I'm going to add some stripes to my boots.

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And to draw a nice, straight line, I'm going to use a ruler.

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Right. Now I'm going to cut that out.

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For the first part of my picture, I'm going to use the whole template.

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And then after that, I'm going

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to cut it down into the separate shapes.

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Now I'm going to draw around my template on this lovely green

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and yellow spotty paper I made.

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If you're worried about your pen or pencil slipping,

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either tack the template to the dotted paper,

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or you can draw it on the back, then it doesn't matter at all.

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There we are. Now I'm going to cut my template into separate segments,

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and draw around them on the different coloured dotty papers.

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Those two bits are going to go onto the blue and red piece of paper.

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This one, I'm going to have

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the inside of the boot and the back of the heel.

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And on this one, the stripes.

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Now I'm going to draw around the parts that I cut out.

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There we go.

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Now I need to cut all of these out.

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And I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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Check it out!

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I'm going to start assembling them on this lovely piece of

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blue and white spotty card.

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I'm just gluing these down with a glue stick.

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I'm going to put on the studs now.

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That's a lovely bit of colour contrast there, isn't it?

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The red and green. The good thing about using the glue stick

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is that when you push it down,

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you can slide it until the positioning is just perfect.

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The tongue's on. And now just the laces.

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There we go. A picture made entirely of coloured dots.

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And I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

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Check it out!

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No football delivery yet.

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Better get on with finding myself a football-playing girlfriend.

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I wonder if Michelle will do it?

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-No.

-But I haven't even asked you anything yet!

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Last time I ended up doing you a favour, I ended up totally messy.

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PHONE BEEPS Michelle? Michelle?

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She's gone.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hey, Ricks.

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-Hey, Gav.

-I've been playing football in the park.

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I won, easily.

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Who were you playing against?

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Myself!

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PHONE RINGS

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PHONE BEEPS

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'Hi, Ricky! Mum here.

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'Can't wait to meet your football-playing girlfriend

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'and win the Family World Cup!

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'But first, there's some Premier League art.

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'A trophy worthy of champions.

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'A football clacker you can really cheer about.

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'And a massive picture to make up for the fact that you have

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'all the gear and no idea.

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'Bye, Ricky! See you at training!'

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Gavin!

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Amazing tekkers! You've given me an amazeballs idea.

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You can be my football-playing girlfriend.

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'Ricky!'

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That's the ninja apprentices.

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Wait here, Gav. Or should I say, Gavina?

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Hi, guys. What can I help you with?

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'Please can you make art from bottle tops?'

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You'll need to keep a lid on your excitement, I'm afraid.

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Because we're not doing that today.

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Aw!

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'Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!'

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It's Ben Shires from Match Of The Day Kickabout!

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'I was wondering if you could make something out of this scarf?'

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Um... No.

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It's a bit of a woolly idea.

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'Yeah.'

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Hey. What have these guys got?

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'Ricky, can you make art with an old cardboard tube?'

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Sure I can. I choose you.

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'Yay!'

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So, what are your names?

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-'I'm Molly.

-And I'm Lily May.'

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Lovely to meet you, guys. Just go and grab some stuff.

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I've got a little plate of glue.

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Gold and yellow paint.

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Got some red paper.

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And my trusty cardboard tube.

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So I'm going to start by painting my tube yellow,

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and I'm going to do the inside first.

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Because that's just a bit easier to hold on to it.

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I've been entered into a football competition.

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-Do you guys like sports?

-'I like gymnastics.

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'I like basketball more.'

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What I'm making now has something to do with the competition.

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-What do you think it could be?

-'A medal?'

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Could be something along those lines.

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'Trophy?'

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Ah, yes. It's a trophy, but unlike any you've seen before.

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OK, now I need that tube to dry.

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I'm going to give it a quick ninja blow.

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There we go. So,

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I'm going to cut my cardboard tube into one-centimetre strips.

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So, now I've cut all my little rings cut,

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I'm going to start shaping them.

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The first one's easy.

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That's a leaf shape. Second one's pretty easy as well.

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I'm just going to roll it in on itself and create a nice spiral.

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I'm going to create a V.

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Pretty simple. This one's going to be like a three-point star.

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And I'm going to hold that together with a little bit of glue.

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The final shape I'm going to need,

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I'm going to cut one of the rings open and I'm going to roll it down

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one way on one side, half the way.

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And I'm going to turn it over and roll the other side

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the opposite way.

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Just experiment with your shapes.

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Now, I'm going to need lots of these to make my picture.

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So, I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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'Wow!'

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So with all these shapes,

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I'm going to start putting together my picture.

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I'm just going to lay out the main leaf shapes.

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And now, I'm just going to dip the ends of them in some PVA glue.

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You don't need much glue,

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because it is only a thin side which it sticks to.

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Now I'm using the different shapes I've made to make different parts of

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my picture. And they're all good for building up the image.

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Now I'm going to put in my little heart shapes.

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There you go.

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If you guys had to play a family football match,

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-what positions would you play?

-'Goalie.

-Goalie.'

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-Both goalies?

-'Yeah.'

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Once you've filled up the main space,

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you can really get going nice and quick on this.

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This technique is called quilling.

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Got my little S shapes.

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These are going to be confetti,

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because, of course, you're celebrating if you've got a trophy.

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So, I've got some gold paint here.

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And I'm just going to dip the end of my brush in it and dust the tops of

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the shapes to give it a lovely, metallic shine.

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OK, guys.

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What do you think of this?

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'Whoa!'

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What would you score it out of ten?

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-'Ten!'

-Oh, yes!

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I think it's so good, it deserves a frame.

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Thank you so much for your suggestion, guys.

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You've been brilliant! Bye-bye!

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'Bye!'

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That's strange. He normally falls over.

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Om.

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HE COUGHS

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Om...

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CRASH!

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I'm OK, man! Greetings, dude!

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Greetings, Grandmaster.

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You are amazing in so many ways.

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Shh!

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Lesson number 442 to enlightenment.

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Applause maker for entertainment spectacle!

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-Hand clapper.

-Yeah!

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Let's go!

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Glue the lolly sticks together.

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You're going to need strong glue, dude!

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You need to glue buttons to both sides of your sticks.

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Take a fruit punnet and cut out rectangles.

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Careful, dude!

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Plastics can be sharp.

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Trim off the edges.

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So edgy!

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Glue on more buttons, this time to the plastic.

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Stick everything together, man.

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Make sure the buttons line up!

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Take photograph, dude!

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Then, print it out.

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Cut the photos of your hands out.

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And stick them on.

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All done!

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Yeah!

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Lesson number 442, complete!

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Thanks, Grandmaster.

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You are most welcome.

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GONG

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Om!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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-It's my delivery!

-1,000 balls for the Art Ninja?

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1,000 balls?

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I didn't order 1,000 balls!

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Oh, no. I did.

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Sign here, please.

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This is a disaster!

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I've got 1,000 balls, Gav's my girlfriend,

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and I'm still rubbish at football.

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Mate! 1,000 footballs?

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That's 1,000 times better than one football!

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Let's train!

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Right, keepy-uppies. One...

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One!

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You're the greatest! You're Ronaldo!

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You're Neymar! You're James Milner!

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You're ready!

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Here's a quick art tip. How to draw a foot.

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So I'm going to start with the big toe, going to draw a straight line,

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and then a curve underneath it,

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for, like, the bulb of it.

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And now the other toes cascade down from this one.

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So, one, two, three.

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And then the little one, four.

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The actual sole of the foot is an arc.

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And then that connects onto the heel, another curve.

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And it reaches up.

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And the top of the foot, sort of a curved line.

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And these things reach up to make the leg.

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The ankle is a little curve here.

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And now I'm going to add the toenails,

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just on the top of the big toe there.

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And then on the other ones here.

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Little eye shapes on the top of the toes.

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And then a few hairs.

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There you go.

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Another quick art tip.

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-Hi, Ricky.

-Hi, Dad.

-Ready for the footy?

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Oh, and who's this?

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Oh, this is Gav...ina!

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Delighted to meet you, Gavina.

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You too, mate.

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-HIGH-PITCHED:

-Oh, I mean, Ricky's dad!

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So, Gavina's been training me up.

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Watch this. On me head!

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CLATTER!

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Oh...

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PHONE BEEPS

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Yes! I mean, oh, no.

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Shame. Family World Cup's been cancelled.

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-Why?

-Jamie Vardy's been hurt.

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By comments about his hair!

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Oh, no. Mum will be really sad.

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She loves Jamie Vardy.

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And she never even got to meet Gavina.

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I'd better go and tell her the bad news.

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Anyway...what are we going to do about all of these balls?

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I've got a pretty good idea.

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Get Rich and Sarah to meet us at the stadium, and bring all these balls.

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Wait, Ricky!

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Wait!

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Ninja skills!

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OK, Gavina. You wait here.

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Nice shorts!

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Thanks, man. I mean, girl.

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-Hey, Sarah.

-Hi.

-You all right, Rich?

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-How did you know it was me?

-Because you've got pigeon toes, mate.

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-I'm a robin!

-Who is this?

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I'm Gav...ina!

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I like her, she's a keeper!

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Actually, I'm more of a midfielder, to be honest.

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OK then, team. Let's make some sporty art.

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But first, better get our ninja on.

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Art Ninja!

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Strike a sporty pose.

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Art Ninja!

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All right, guys. Gav, when did you get here?

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Oh, just now.

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Gavina had to go, so I came instead.

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-OK.

-So you know what that means?

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No-one wants to be your girlfriend?

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No, it means you guys can help me make some art.

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Come on!

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Go, ninja! Go, ninja!

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Art Ninja!

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Hey, Rich, what's that over there?

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Perfect. These will be great.

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Go, Art Ninja! Go, Art Ninja! Go, Art Ninja!

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Go, Art Ninja!

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What now, Ricks?

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We're going to use all this kit to make an awesome action picture.

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All right, so we're going to use these big bits of plastic,

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and make ourselves a big frame.

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See if you can guess what it is.

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Now we're going to take these plastic bits and crisscross them.

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Gotcha.

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-Hey, Gav.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, if you could lay those out upside down.

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Yeah.

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-How about that?

-Nice one.

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There you go, Sarah. Got some red tops, Bristol City colours.

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-From the changing rooms.

-Fab.

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Start building a nice, big, red area over there

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-with all those shirts.

-OK. Cool.

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And can you give me a hand with these?

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-Where do you want this, then?

-I want you to lay that down the long length

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-just there.

-OK.

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And we're going to use the black rope as a kind of outline.

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-That's it, Sarah. Pour out those balls.

-OK.

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That's it. And you're going to be making some very important circles.

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OK.

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-Sarah, there's a little bit more yellow here.

-Thank you.

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And then a couple of bits here like that,

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because it just breaks up the white and gives it a bit of texture.

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Makes it look kind of dirty and gritty.

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Right.

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-That's the boot done.

-Nice.

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This is going to be epic.

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Only one thing's missing. Go on, Gav, in you go.

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-Nice!

-Carefully.

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That's it, lay down about there.

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Now time for the finishing touch.

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Right, reach out for it.

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There we go, mate. And the crowd goes wild!

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-Woohoo!

-Check it out.

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I only wish there was a football commentator here

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to mark the occasion.

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-COMMENTATOR:

-Well, there you go. It's art worthy of the World Cup.

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They've got to be pleased with that.

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Job done. Victory dance?

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Yeah.

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OK. I think I've done my metatarsal.

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Stretcher!

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We may not have won £1,000, but we did put 1,000 balls to good use.

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Today has taught me a valuable Art Ninja lesson.

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Making art with footballs - better than winning the match.

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Pretending you've got a girlfriend?

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Now, that comes with a catch.

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Gav's great at football, but not such a great girlfriend.

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I'm glad I don't have to see Gavina again.

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Who's got the best hair?

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HE SCREAMS

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Ricky's never been good at football, so is horrified to hear his dad has entered him and his 'make-believe' girlfriend into a family tournament. Ricky makes a 'Flickball game' and a dotty football boot inspired by artist Yayoi Kusama before persuading a reluctant Gavin to don a wig and pass as his sweetheart. But how will Ricky turn a thousand balls he's accidentally ordered online into some striking art on the pitch?