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I'm Ricky.

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I live in Bristol.

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I work as an animator.

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Which is lucky, cos I love art.

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I live for art. I even dream of art.

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I draw...

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..I paint...

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..I make things!

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Nailed it.

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I hang out with my mates Gavin, Rich and Sarah.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Most importantly, I make ninja moves.

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Some people call me the...

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Today, I'll show you how to make a self-propelled sports car.

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There's a photo holder that's a whole lot of fun.

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And things get moving with this animation that's really fast.

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Because today it's...

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HE YAWNS

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It's a new day.

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I better get my ninja on.

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And my clothes.

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Huh?

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HE GROANS

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Kiai!

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It's time to catch up on Big Al's Awesome Autos.

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Best show ever!

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This week on Big Al's Awesome Autos, America's baddest trucks.

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Hoo-wee! Let's roll, y'all.

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Monster cars are awesome, but you'd never catch me in one.

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Driving is too scary.

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My nan's been hassling me to learn to drive,

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and I'm pretty sure she just wants me to drive her to bingo.

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Late for bingo. Faster, faster!

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HE SHUDDERS

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I'm not ready to drive.

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The only car I want is the Art Ninja elastic band car.

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So, I've got a big piece of cardboard here.

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I'm going to draw out the shapes

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that are going to make the main part of my car.

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I'm going to start by drawing the chassis,

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which is the bit on the bottom that holds the car together.

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I'm going to leave a little gap here.

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You'll see why later.

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That's the chassis there.

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This is the side of the car.

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And I'm going to need another one of these exactly the same.

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I need to cut these out and I'm going to use ninja skills.

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There we go. And I'm going to concentrate on the chassis.

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So, I've got a paperclip that I've cut in half.

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You'll need to get an adult to help you do this.

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And then using some modelling clay.

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I'm going to poke it through about there.

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And then using a chopping board to protect the surface,

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I'm going to bend the paperclip at a right angle.

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There we go. And I've got a little bit of cards, and I'm going to cover

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it in strong glue, and put it over the sharp bits.

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I've got an elastic band.

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And I'm going to tie it through the paperclip.

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This will make part of the motor later.

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Using some masking tape,

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I'm going to stick on the sides to the bottom of the car.

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I've got a long piece of thin card here,

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and this is going to be the top of my car.

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I'm going to fold this piece over,

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and I'm going to tape it down with some masking tape.

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I'm folding this card to match the sides that I've made.

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You might want to score these lines by running blunt scissors over them

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so they're easier to fold.

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I'm going to stick these on with a bit of masking tape.

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I'm leaving this bit up here,

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so I can get my hand inside to reset the elastic band.

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Right, now I've got four straws.

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Two of these are going to hold the wheels in place.

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This one's going to slip just in nicely there.

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And these extra straws are going to hold up my spoiler at the back.

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Now I'm just going to chop this little bit out here.

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I've sketched on a fun, fiery design

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and I'm going to start by painting the flames red.

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I'm going to mix a little bit of yellow in.

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Let's only blend to yellow in the middle of the flame.

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I'm going to move on to add some silver.

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And I'm going to paint around the bottom bit here.

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It's kind of like a bumper.

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And now a British racing green.

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You can paint your car any colour you like.

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I'm going to put that to one side while I make the wheels.

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So, I've cut out some circles of card that I've stuck together

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to make a nice, thick wheel.

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And I'm going to cut the top off of a balloon to create a really grippy

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tyre.

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And stretch the balloon over the wheel.

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I'm going to use the end of a skewer and just poke a hole in the middle.

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Now, for a car, I'm going to need four of these,

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so I'm going to use some ninja skills.

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Oh, yes, ninja skills!

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Got some more skewers here.

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I'm going to slide them through the straws,

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and using some strong glue, I'm going to stick on my wheels.

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And the same for the back.

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I'm just going to turn it upside down, and I'm going to add a cable

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tie to the back axle.

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That's this bit here.

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You can buy cable ties from loads of shops.

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Pull it really, really tight until it doesn't slip.

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I'm going to cut off the excess.

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And this little bit is what I'll click the elastic band onto.

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And when it's wound up, it will make the car move.

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Time to add some finishing touches.

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I've got some bits of silver card to make the windows

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and some sick alloys.

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And finally two headlights and a ninja number plate.

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There you go.

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Sick wheels!

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ENGINE REVS

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You don't have to make a car like this.

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You could make a pick-up truck.

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HONKING

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Or even a cool camper van.

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HONKING

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Right, let's take it for a spin.

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So, I'm going to reach in, grab my elastic band,

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and hook it over the cable tie.

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Wrap it around...

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..hold it tight...

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..let it fly.

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ZOOMING

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CRASHING

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KNOCKING

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Oh, no!

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I bet it's Nan trying to get me to take those driving lessons again.

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I'm pleased you're not my nan. She's on asked me to learn to drive.

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Yeah, it's time to grow up, Ricks.

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Be mature like me.

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You SHOULD learn to drive.

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Then you can give me a lift to the library.

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Why do you want to go to the library?

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Oh, I left a whoopie cushion there.

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Don't worry, though, I've got a spare.

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Sit down, mate, you look exhausted.

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FART NOISE

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HE LAUGHS

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Very mature.

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I need some space.

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Everybody's trying to get me on the move today.

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This picture's already moving.

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That's because it's animated.

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Hey, guys, what's in the box?

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What's this?

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Put it on.

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Whoa!

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ENGINE REVS

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Don't worry, mate, it's just an animation.

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So, to make this awesome, rip-roaring animation, you'll need

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an old helmet or hat, some old bike handles,

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or something that can pass for bike handles,

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and a tablet with Animation app installed.

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Gnarly to the max.

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And you can put it together in just three ninja moves.

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Ninja move number one.

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The thing that really makes animation is the props.

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I've made mine by sticking the handles to the side of an old

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bike helmet.

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Now, for the wheel, you can use anything that's round.

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Ninja move number two.

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Set up your tablet device and get ready to shoot.

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And I'm remembering to take a shot every time the human moped

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and the rider moves along.

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Ninja move number three.

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I'm going to need some realistic sounds.

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So remembering the Highway Code, I'm going to go and record some.

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I just have to wait for a moped or a motorbike to come along.

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I think it's time to take a look at our mini masterpiece.

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ENGINE REVS

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TYRES SQUEAL

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THEY LAUGH

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-What did you think, Ella?

-Gnarly to the max.

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Today's contestant...

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..Ricky Martin.

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I've had a brilliant idea.

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A quiz to help you pass your driving theory test.

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That actually is quite a good idea.

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Thanks, mate.

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Here's your buzzer.

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First question.

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What is the top speed you should go past a turkey farm at night

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in February?

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Well, surely that depends on...

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No, I'm sorry, the answer I was looking for is 30mph.

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Next question.

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What is the best car ever?

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A Ferrari, a Lamborghini, or something else?

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-A Ferrari.

-No.

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The best car ever is my car, Susan.

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Gav, are you sure these are real questions?

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Don't question the quizmaster.

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And the final question for which the loser makes a cup of tea,

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what should you do before pulling out onto a road?

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I know this. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't press the buzzer.

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The answer is mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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I win! Mine's milk and no sugar, please.

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And a biscuit.

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Gav's quiz had quite a few holes in it.

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Just like these biscuits.

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An artist who was famous for using holes in her work is the sculptor

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Dame Barbara Hepworth.

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Good afternoon, Ricky.

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Hey, Dame Barbara.

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I was the artist famed for bringing the hole to British sculpture.

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Here's one of my most celebrated pieces now.

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In my later life, I moved to St Ives in Cornwall,

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where I could work outside having open air and space to inspire me.

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I could do with a trip to St Ives to get away from all these people

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here hassling me about my driving test.

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It's a good skill to have, Ricky.

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Don't you start as well!

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I'd, erm... I'd better be off now.

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Bye, then.

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Dame Barbara has given me a great idea for a mini sculpture with

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a surprise purpose.

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So, I've got myself a bottle here.

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And using a funnel I'm going to pop in some plaster of Paris.

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I'm going to fill the bottle about two thirds of the way up.

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You can buy plaster of Paris from your local art shop.

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There we go.

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It's looking good.

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Now, I'm going to add some water and I'm going to carefully pour it in.

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You'll need to repeat instructions the side of your plaster of Paris

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mix to get the right consistency.

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And put the lid back on and give it a good shake to mix it.

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Well, it sounds good.

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Got myself a balloon here. Just going to get the lid off ready.

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And I'm going to blow it up a bit.

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Then I'm going to slip that over the top of my bottle.

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And then turn it upside down and pour in the plaster of Paris.

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POPPING

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Good noise.

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POPPING

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I'm making sure that I get as much plaster of Paris as I can

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inside the balloon.

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I'm working quickly, as I don't want it to set inside the bottle.

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There we go. And we carefully take the end of the balloon off.

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Let the air out.

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HISSING

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There we go. Tie a knot in the balloon.

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So, leave it to one side, so it can start setting.

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Got myself a little bit of wire here,

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and I'm going to bend the top into a triangle.

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And then, I'm going to bend a slightly larger triangle around the

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outside of that.

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And this is so it can hold a picture between the two pieces of wire.

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Now, I'm going to bring my balloon back,

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and start sculpting it into the shape that I want.

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And I'm going for a shape inspired by Hepworth.

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I'm working my thumb and forefinger into the middle to create that

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Barbara Hepworth hole.

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Before the plaster completely sets, I'm going to pierce the balloon

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and stick in my bit of wire.

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I can feel that it's nearly set.

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If you're doing this at home,

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you need make sure that you put some paper down to protect your table.

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Here we go. And now my plaster of Paris is set.

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It's time to cut off the balloon.

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So, I'm just going to snip off the top of it here.

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Just going to peel the balloon back from around it,

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being really careful not to damage my sculpture.

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Look at that!

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There you are.

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And these are perfect for photographs.

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And once yours is finished...

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..you can even...

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decorate them!

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PHONE RINGS Oh, no, I bet that's mum.

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She's been trying to get me to learn to drive too.

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Hi, Ricky, it's your mum.

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Now, I know my little poppet is scared of learning to drive,

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but you really must learn.

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I need a lift to my life drawing class.

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Your dad's agreed to pose again.

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There are far nicer sights coming up before then, though.

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Like this wall hanger that's a little alien.

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Fun thing for fidgets that won't get you in the spin.

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And you finally get motoring with some really fast art.

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Anyway, don't worry, we'll get you driving.

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I'm sending your dad round to help.

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Bye!

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I just wish people would stop talking to me about driving.

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-Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!

-It's the ninja apprentices!

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What can you make with a magnifying glass?

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Oh, I have to look into that.

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Aw!

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-Hi, Ricky.

-Hey, it's Greg James from The Playlist and Radio 1.

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I was wondering whether or not you'd be able to make some art with a hat

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-like this?

-I'm sorry, I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

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Hey, what's this guy got?

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Ricky, can you make art with food colouring?

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Now, that's a tasty idea.

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-I choose you.

-Yay!

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-So, what's your name, dude?

-Asa.

-And where are you from?

-Cheshire.

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Oh, cool!

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Well, it's a great suggestion, let me just go grab my things.

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OK, dude, I'm back and I've got myself a bowl of water.

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Let's see, the food colouring, some straws,

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an old pillowcase, and some elastic bands.

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-Intrigued?

-Yeah.

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So, I'm just going to open this up

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and I'm going to cut the front of it.

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Make sure you use an old pillowcase if you're going to do this.

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Or you can use an old piece of material.

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So, you've got some artwork behind you.

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This is the Queen's birthday card when she turned 90.

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-That's the Queen's birthday card?

-Yes.

-Then why have you got it?

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I was one of the winners.

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Oh, you won a competition to design it?

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Well done, mate, that's awesome!

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Right, I'm going to fold the material in half,

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because I want my picture to be symmetrical.

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So, everything I draw on this side will be the same on

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the other side.

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Now, I'm going to concertina it following my pencil guides.

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All right, now I'm going to grab an elastic band.

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I'm putting these on tightly.

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The elastic bands will help keep the colours separate.

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If you were making a piece of art with food colouring,

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-what would you do?

-I think I do a space picture.

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Oh, well this might have a little spacey vibe too.

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Now I'm going to concertina along the other line

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and I'm going to put elastic band around that too.

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And I'm going to put elastic bands

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at equal intervals all the way along it.

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I need this to be wet, so I'm going to dip it in some water.

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And then wring it out without breaking the bands.

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And now, I get to crack on with the food colouring.

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I'm going to start with the green.

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A little trick for you to get it on the material

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is to put a straw in like that,

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put your finger over the top, so it creates a suction,

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and then take it out and it works like a pipette.

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Now, if you're doing this at home,

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make sure you put a tray down or some newspaper to protect

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the surfaces. And maybe put on an old shirt,

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so it doesn't stain your clothes.

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It's quite messy.

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I'm using different straws for each colour, so they don't get mixed up.

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What's your favourite colour, Asa?

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Yellow.

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That's my favourite colour too!

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The material will stay white where the elastic bands are.

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The technique is called tie-dye.

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On the end bit, I'm going to do a mix of colours.

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And some black for the eye.

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OK, Asa, I could wait for that to dry,

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but I'm going to use my ninja skills.

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There we go.

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Lovely and dry.

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Now I can cut off the elastic bands.

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So, check out my tie-dye alien wall hanger.

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It looks really cool.

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What would you score it?

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I'll score it a ten.

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Oh, top score!

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Thanks, Asa, it was a great suggestion.

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I'm going to go hang it up.

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-Bye-bye.

-Bye, Ricky.

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I've attached a string and strips of card to each end

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to help hang it on the wall.

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KNOCKING

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Gav, no.

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-Oh, hi, Ricky's dad.

-Hi, Gavster.

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I've been sent by Ricky's mum to get him out driving on the road.

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Is he in?

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HE MOUTHS

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-Yes.

-No!

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Don't make me do it. It's dangerous out there.

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Don't worry, Ricky, I was round Gav's the other night and we were

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playing Rocket Racing F1 3000...

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What? Why were you over Gav's?

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It was mega laughs.

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BOTH: Yay!

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Anyway, I had a great idea.

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Why don't we give you a less scary way to learn how to drive?

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-Like how?

-On the simulator?

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Where exactly are we going to get ourselves a simulator?

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Right here.

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As if.

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Here's a quick art tip of how to draw a landscape

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with a vanishing point.

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So, we're going to start with a horizon.

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That's just a straight line,

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and I'm going to do it about two thirds up my page.

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I'm going to draw a little dot for my vanishing point.

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And a couple of guide dots here

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that I'm going to join up to make my road disappear into the distance.

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Now, some road lines.

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And these are going to get smaller as my road goes into the distance.

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On the side of the road, I'm going to add some cacti.

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I feel like this could be a cool desert scene.

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Cacti are already like little characters.

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Their arms in the air like this.

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Going to draw some nice big ones down here in the foreground,

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and they're going to get smaller as they move into the distance.

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They're quite fun to draw.

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I'm going to draw some mountains along the horizon.

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And they're going to be nice and rocky.

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I'm going to bring them down when I get to the end of my road,

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and back up when I get to the other side.

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Finally, going to add a sun in the sky.

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There we go. There's a quick art tip of how to draw a landscape...

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..with a vanishing point.

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ENGINE REVS

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TYRES SQUEAL

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Well, thank you very much!

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HONKING

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-What's this?

-It's a steering wheel.

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Surely you know what that is. Pop in.

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Right, I've got my favourite driving DVD all set up,

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so all you need to do is take it steady

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and you'll be ready for the real thing.

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OK, you're pulling off.

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Well, you haven't even gotten your seat belts on yet!

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That's a fail straightaway.

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Right.

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Now, change gear.

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GEARS GRIND

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Not too fast.

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HONKING

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You're going too fast, Ricky.

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Mind that puddle.

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CRASHING

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I need some Zen.

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Om...

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Greetings, dude. No way.

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Whoa!

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I'm OK, man.

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Greetings, Grand Master.

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Lesson number 989 to enlightenment.

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Revolving structure of much distraction.

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A fidget spinner.

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Let's do it.

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Grab some thin strips of card.

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Add some double-sided sticky tape to the ends.

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Fold the strips in half, sticking the ends together.

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Cut the sticky ends into points, man.

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And a slide them through the folded end,

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so they connect together.

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Cool, dude.

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Get some small circles of card.

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Use a pencil and modelling clay to pierce a hole through the middle.

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Bull's-eye!

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Cut a cocktail stick using scissors,

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and push it through one of the card circles.

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Push it through the spinner and put a circle on the other side.

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Hold it in place with strong glue, dudes.

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Let it dry.

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Let it spin.

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Yeah!

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So spinny.

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Whoa!

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Far out.

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Lesson number 989 complete.

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You try, dude.

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Wow, thanks, Grand Master.

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I am enlightened and calm.

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You are most welcome.

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Son, I think you're ready,

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which is good because I booked your driving test.

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-For when?

-Now.

-But I'm nowhere near ready.

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Absolutely ready, you're the Art Ninja. Come on, let's go.

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Oh, please don't make me do it, I beg you.

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I just want my skateboard.

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Come on, Ricks. You'll be fine. What's the worst that can happen?

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Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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Come on, Ricky, or we'll never get there.

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Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, don't panic. It's OK.

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-Right. Sorry, I mean left.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Stop, stop here, I need to go slower.

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Slower, slower, can we go slower?

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Slower?

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We've just been overtaken by a tree.

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-Do you want to get out and walk?

-Well, it'd be quicker.

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There!

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CRASHING

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Oh, great.

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-Is this it?

-Yeah.

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The West Country Test Centre.

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The best in the West for your test.

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I took my driving test here...

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..nine times.

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Hm... Strange, looks a bit...

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..shut.

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Sorry, we are closed.

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Have been for years.

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Carrots?

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Carrots?

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Awesome! I mean, awesomely bad luck.

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Spot on for a bit of rad boarding, though.

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Weaving in and out of the cones, a bit of 4-wheel skills.

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I'm down with that.

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I've got no idea what you're talking about.

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Come on, dude. I mean, Dad.

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Ninja skills!

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Sorry we're late, mate. We got really lost.

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A nice man did give us directions, though.

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-How did the test go?

-Brilliantly, as in, it didn't happen.

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And some even better news, I've got all the gear and a great idea.

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So, I guess it's time to get our ninja on.

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ENGINE REVS

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HONKING

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Art Ninja!

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HONKING Strike a pose.

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-ALL:

-Art Ninja!

-Yeah.

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OK, guys, what do you think we're going to make?

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I'll give you a clue. It involves a formula.

0:24:350:24:38

I've never really been very good at maths.

0:24:400:24:42

Come on, let's get motoring.

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First, I'm painting some road markings.

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-I'll line those up, you go grab some more.

-Yeah?

-Oh.

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-Where do you want these?

-Aligned down either side.

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This one here.

0:25:030:25:04

So, Gavin, grab the knobbly bit and point it into the middle.

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Right, yeah. Like big building blocks.

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Any ideas what it is yet?

0:25:100:25:12

-Give me a sign.

-I'll give you a signed.

0:25:140:25:16

Quiz time, who can name these traffic signs?

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Oh, oh, oh, stuntman ahead!

0:25:200:25:22

BUZZER

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Oh, caution, giant toad!

0:25:240:25:26

BUZZER

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Back to the olden days!

0:25:280:25:29

BUZZER

0:25:290:25:30

I'm going to have to stop you there and get everybody back on track.

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Come on.

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Now, I would tell you what it is, but it would be a spoiler.

0:25:440:25:46

And that, my ninja buddies, is looking pretty good.

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I still can't see what it is, though.

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That's because there's one important thing missing.

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Oh, yeah, what's that?

0:26:050:26:06

Dad's car.

0:26:070:26:08

TYRES SQUEAL

0:26:130:26:14

Dad, slow down!

0:26:160:26:18

Please slow down!

0:26:200:26:22

Please!

0:26:220:26:24

Help!

0:26:240:26:26

HE SCREAMS

0:26:280:26:30

HE GROANS

0:26:330:26:34

Wow, mate, it looks epic.

0:26:470:26:49

HE SIGHS

0:26:560:26:57

I think I'll skateboard home, driving is not for me.

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Phew!

0:27:150:27:16

I'm so glad the driving test centre turned out to be closed.

0:27:160:27:20

And after dad's driving,

0:27:200:27:22

I'm definitely sticking with skateboarding.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, Ricky. It's me, Big Al.

0:27:310:27:34

We need a stunt driver for the show,

0:27:340:27:36

and your Nana said you'd be up for it.

0:27:360:27:38

Apparently you just love living dangerously.

0:27:380:27:41

See y'all in the morning.

0:27:410:27:42

Hoo-wee!

0:27:420:27:44

HE SCREAMS

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