Desert Island Dish Arthur


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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street, everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey, DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Ahoy! Look-out!

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Is it clearing?

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Surf's way up, dude!

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Ahoy, captain!

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Second Mate Brain, where are we?

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There's no way to tell without the sun.

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Any sign of the sun from up there?

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Captain!

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Ship's Surgeon Francine, you should be below decks!

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-I found him in my quarters, sir!

-BIRD SQUAWKS

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Excuse me?

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He had this. Do you know what this means, Captain?

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It means he's really hungry.

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We're close to land!

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Land?

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Land? But where?

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ALL: Whoa! Huh!

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THEY GROAN

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Land ho!

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SQUAWKING

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All right! Our very own island!

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Woo-hoo!

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Woo - yeah!

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Only seven more days to summer vacation.

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And Ratburn promised no more pop quizzes for the rest of the year!

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That's because he's saving up for the big end of year assignment.

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But...but haven't we suffered enough?

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Ms Sweetwater's class is already cleaning out their desks and planning a party.

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He does it every year. Why should this year be any different?

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BELL RINGS

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Lets see, I've given you the word problems for tomorrow,

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the sentences to diagram, and the reading

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but this is the end of the year.

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It's time for something extra.

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Oh, no! Here he comes!

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Please take out your notebooks and write down your end of year assignment.

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Imagine that all of you are stranded on a desert island.

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Each of you may choose an unlimited supply of one food to bring with you.

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What would you choose?

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That's it?

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It's a no-brainer!

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If I was stuck on an island I'd bring potato chips.

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I'd bring that new cereal, Kotton Kandy Krunch. What about you, Buster?

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Desert island... Uh!

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One food only...

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Donuts! Mmm!

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Maybe chocolate would be better.

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Or maybe mayonnaise, straight out of the jar.

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Mmm.

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Buster, pass me the ball.

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Buster!

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I don't know which food I like best.

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Aww! This is so much harder than I thought.

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Is something wrong?

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This assignment is much too simple.

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I don't understand it.

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Maybe you should enjoy that it's easy.

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But Mr Ratburn never gives easy assignments.

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This wasn't easy but after thinking about it a lot, and I mean a lot,

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I finally decided on ice cream.

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THEY ALL MUTTER

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You did choose a dairy product.

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So, you'd be getting calcium but not enough vitamins, fibre or protein.

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I knew I should have gone with marshmallows.

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Francine, how about you?

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I would bring an unlimited supply of barbecue potato chips.

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Mmm, let's think about all those spicy, powdery, very very salty potato chips.

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SHE COUGHS

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Need...water.

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And you, Arthur? How long can anyone survive on sugar and yellow dye?

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True, you'd be getting carbohydrates but far too much sugar and too little protein.

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Anyone else?

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Alan, what did you come up with?

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Alan?

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I don't have the answer.

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THEY ALL GASP

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At the moment nobody does.

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None of you would have survived for very long on the island.

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What if I switched to jelly beans?

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Your choices have to sustain you. Help could be a long time coming.

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I think I like the quizzes better.

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I want you all to try again.

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THEY ALL GROAN

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Another chance?

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Remember, each of you may bring only one food

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but your overall goal is to survive for as long as you can.

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You have the weekend to come up with the solution.

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I knew it was too simple.

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He didn't even give an answer.

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Mmm! I still think I could survive on this.

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I didn't settle for the wrong one.

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This time I'll sift through all the data.

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I was hoping for a weekend without homework.

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Somewhere out there's the perfect food and I'm going to find it.

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Oh...

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Hey, Brain, are you in there?

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Brain!

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Come on, we're riding to the park.

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I can't. I'm still looking for the perfect food.

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-Did you guys give up?

-No, we're done.

-What?

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Look, we'll help you. The answer's obvious once you think about it.

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Last time, we all picked fun food.

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There's no way we could get away with that.

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See, we picked food that we like to eat,

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but the trick is to pick a food that we're supposed to eat.

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Stuff like this... Whole grains.

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-In other words, oatmeal.

-Oatmeal...

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Plain oatmeal. It's so healthy that it's probably worth extra credit.

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And I'm going with vegetables. Probably Brussels sprouts. Get it?

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-I don't know.

-Oh, come on - it's perfect.

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I bet Brussels sprouts are Ratburn's favourite food.

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According to this, they do contain several vitamins

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-as well as being high in fibre and water.

-I rest my case.

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But there's no protein!

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My dad told me eggs are great protein,

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so I'm bringing ten hard-boiled eggs.

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Fine, but you can't survive that long on eggs alone.

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I'm looking for a single, perfect food that has everything.

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-Maybe there isn't one.

-But there has to be!

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You just can't admit that we found a solution before you.

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Your solutions are incomplete.

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You're making this harder than it is. Let's go to the park.

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Good luck!

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..Perfect food...

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..One perfect food...

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May I help you?

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Where would I find one food that has it all?

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Some protein, a little fat, carbohydrates,

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vitamins, minerals and fibre.

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I'm afraid I can't help you with that.

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Argh! This assignment is impossible!

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-Mwah-ha-ha-ha-hah!

-Aaaaargh!

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That's it! It IS impossible.

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Why didn't I think of it earlier?

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-'So what do you say?'

-It's risky.

-I know, but there's no other way.

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-Count me in.

-And we'll need Buster, and Francine, too.

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While each of could survive for some time on a single food

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-from one of the food groups...

-Research led us to the conclusion

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that it would be impossible to survive for very long

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-without combining our food choices.

-So...you decided to form a group.

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Otherwise, it's impossible.

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-I never directed you to work together.

-You never said we couldn't.

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-Arthur brought something from the protein group.

-Hard-boiled eggs.

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We also needed vegetables so I brought a salad with olive oil.

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Which takes care of our fat. And I brought fruit.

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And I brought some bread rolls and cheese, and lots of water.

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So that takes care of our dairy and grains.

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The assignment said that the overall goal was to survive.

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You just can't make it on only one kind of food.

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You have to have grains, fruits and vegetables,

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dairy, protein and healthy fats.

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Well done! You've made a perfect presentation.

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You need a selection from each of the major food groups.

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Well...almost perfect.

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-You forgot one thing.

-I knew we forgot something!

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- Does this mean we've failed? - A desert island dessert.

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There's nothing wrong with a desert island treat now and then.

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After this, I've challenged Mrs Sweetwater's class

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to a game of Capture The Flag.

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PUPILS CHEER

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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey! #

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