Mr Always Right Arthur

# Every day when you're walking down the street

# Everybody that you meet has an original point of view

# And I say, "Hey!"

-#

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day!

# We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

# You've got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

# Listen to the rhythm of the street

# Open up your eyes, open up your ears

# Get together and make things better by working together

# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

# Believe in yourself for that's the place to start

# And I say, "Hey!"

-#

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day!

# We can learn to work and play

# And get along with each other

-# What a wonderful kind of day!

-Hey!

-# What a wonderful kind of day!

-Hey!

-#

Hey, DW!

-Hey!

-Whoa!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-You're out!

-No way, I'm safe.

You're...out!

-Told you!

-Isn't it annoying when someone is always right?

Francine usually is about sports. With Binky, it's music.

No, no, no! You came in too quickly, you're behind and you're flat.

Let's try it again, and with some enthusiasm!

And Buster, Buster is almost never wrong when it comes to candy.

The chocolate is dry and the nuts are stale.

I'd say this candy bar was left here...some time in December,

around the 15th. Want it?

Eewww!

-Fortunately, no-one is ever right about everything.

-Excuse me, Arthur,

I hate to interrupt, but that sentence was poorly constructed.

What do you mean?!

You don't need to use both 'ever' and 'always'. It's redundant.

That's just your opinion!

No, it says so here in the Skunk and Blight Manual of English Usage.

Ahem, let me read from chapter seven.

"When constructing a sentence, it is best to avoid redundancies."

Pretty annoying, isn't it?

CHEERING

Arthur gets the mint chip

and Buster gets the double-dipped, mocha, banana berry blast,

-extra jimmies, hold the cherry!

-Ah, the number five!

Hey, you wanna see what I got for my mom for her birthday?

-HE COUGHS

-What is it?!

-A hat.

I thought it might be something from your food collection.

-What do you think?

-BABY CRIES

Um...maybe it'll look better on your mother.

Ah...it looked OK in the store, but now I'm not so sure.

You could probably exchange it.

Will you come with me tomorrow? There's so many hats!

-I get overwhelmed.

-Sorry, I have to help my dad clean out the garage.

How about you, Brain? Wanna help me pick out a new hat?

Sure, I'll be glad to help!

No.

-No, too flowery.

-Ah-ha!

Buster, it's her birthday. She's not graduating college!

-Hey, what about this one?

-It has a hole in it!

Maybe something's supposed to go there and it fell off.

No, it's just a moth hole. How about those Tyrolean hats?

Hey!

How about this one?

-Pretty snazzy, eh?!

-I don't think so.

Now this, this is perfect.

-Well, what's wrong with this one?

-There's too much orange in it.

Here, take this one. Trust me.

I think you're wrong. I think she'll love this one.

-But this one matches her eyes!

-Her eyes aren't green!

-Yes, they are.

Oh, yeah, they are.

Well, they're not that shade of green. I'm buying this one.

-Are you sure about this?

-Brain, she's my mother.

I think I know what she would like a little better than you!

Oh, my!

It's so...bold.

-Do you like it?

-I think it's wonderful.

-Thank you so much, sweetie. Mwa!

-Try it on.

It'll be great for a party.

I better take it off now so we don't get it dirty.

It's been almost a week and she hasn't worn the hat.

-I guess Brain was right.

-As usual.

He's right about things that aren't his business. Doesn't it bug you?

-No.

-It bugs me!

Once, just once I'd like to see him be wrong.

-I'm sure Brain's been wrong plenty of times.

-'A' again, Alan.

Excellent work.

-Oh, yeah!

-No-one's perfect, Buster.

You're right. One day, he has to slip up,

and I'm going to be there when he does.

Hey, Buster! What'll it be? A number five?

No, I'm trying something different today. One scoop of mint,

fudge, pretzels, coconuts, sprinkles, hot fudge, whipped cream,

four cherries and a teaspoon of rainbow jimmies, and I'm in a rush!

Here you go. That's 3.75, please.

It's perfect.

You want your change? You gave me 3.95.

Hey, Brain, how's it going?

Say, do you know what the capital of Romania is?

Bucharest. Why?

-How about Czechoslovakia?

-There is no more Czechoslovakia.

-It was split into the Czech Republic in Slovakia.

-You're wrong!

-It's Prague, see?

-That's the library's old atlas.

The new one's on the podium. Why are you quizzing me?

Quizzing you? Ha, I'm not quizzing you.

Can't a kid just ask a question?

-How about Bulgaria?

-Sofia.

PHONE RINGS

Alan, telephone for you.

Good evening, Sir. You have been randomly selected to win a prize

if you correctly answer this question - what is the square root

-of 1,764?

-Buster, why are you calling me at 9.30 at night?!

Er, sorry, wrong number!

HE SIGHS

-Hello?

-42!

Oh...!

He'll slip up some day. I know he will.

-Admit it, I finally caught you!

-No you, didn't.

You said it was gonna rain today, and look, not a cloud in the sky!

-You were wrong.

-I said it looked like rain.

It was just an opinion, not a fact!

-Well, then, your opinion was wrong!

-THUNDER CLAPS

# These answers he's making are never mistaken,

# He's Mr Alwaysright

# These answers he's making, they're never mistaken

# He's Mr Alwaysright! #

I'll get you yet, Mr Alwaysright!

Train A leaves the station at 8.45, going 60 miles an hour, and Train B

-leaves the station at nine...

-I'm not going to answer you!

-Why?

You're afraid you'll get it wrong, aren't you?

No! I'm just tired of you pestering me.

Is this because you didn't take my advice about your mom's hat?

-Arthur told me she didn't like that orange thing.

-No!

OK, it is. There, you're right again! You're always right.

And I'm always wrong.

Gustave Eiffel designed many structures,

but he's most famous for building which structure?

-Yes, Alan?

-The...Pyramids?

N-No, not even close.

It's the Eiffel Tower, of course. Do you feel all right, Alan?

Fine. I guess I just...

-made a mistake.

-Did you hear that?!

-Brain said he made a mistake?!

-WHISPERING

OK, let's settle down everyone.

He was wrong, Brain was really wrong?!

Woo-hoo! Finally!

Do you know the correct answer, Mr Baxter?

Er...

1492?

GIGGLING

Hey, Brain, you knew the answer to that question earlier, didn't you?

If I say yes, are you gonna follow me until you catch me making a mistake?

No. Sorry I've been such a pest.

I was just upset that I didn't pick something my mom liked. I still am.

-Maybe she can return it and get...

-That one!

-Muffy, where did you get that hat?

-Oh, this?

Isn't it "charmant"? I got it at the clothing exchange.

-Buzz had a whole box of them.

-Ha, ha, ha, ha!

This one has a hole in it.

So does this one. Wait, they all have holes in them!

Because I haven't sewn these on yet.

The beetle berets were discontinued cos this bug kept falling out.

But if you use thicker thread, it works fine. Like this one.

Buster, I was wrong and you were right.

-I thought it was a moth hole, remember?

-Who cares?! I'll take it.

Isn't it great?

And she was able to get some gloves for the other hat we returned.

Here you go. This one's on the house!

-Happy birthday, Mrs Baxter.

-Thank you, Alan.

-Er, Brain...

-This is a number five. I ordered the number three.

-Really?

I could've sworn you said...

-Oh, well, my mistake.

-Ha, ha, ha! Just wanted to hear you say it!

Don't worry, Brain, you were right.

# Every day when you're walking down the street

# And everybody that you meet

# Has an original point of view

-# And I say, "Hey!"

-Hey!

-# What a wonderful kind of day!

-Hey!

-#

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