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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

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# Get together, make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey! DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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-Have you ever been with someone who...

-Wait! Wait! Slow down!

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Arthur is saying, "Have you ever been with someone who..."

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OK, you can keep going!

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..someone who has to write down everything that happens?

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-"Someone who has to write down everything that happens?"

-Stop!

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I'm TRYING to play tennis!

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Arthur misses the shot.

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Your backhand needs some work.

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-ARTHUR GRUNTS

-Arthur grunts when he serves.

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What?! No, I don't!

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Now Arthur is losing his cool.

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I am not losing my cool!

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I just don't like you writing down every single thing I do!

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-Argh!

-Arthur, I think you would do a lot better

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-if you pay more attention to the game.

-Ohh!

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Excuse me! Excuse me! I have an announcement!

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This holiday weekend, I will be going to Costa Rica!

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If you want to learn more about my exciting adventures,

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you can visit my new blog.

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Thank you, Muffy. I'll try to swing by. Can I bring anything?

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Blog is short for weblog.

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When you blog, you write your thoughts in a computer file

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and post them on a website for others to read.

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Fascinating. I have to write this down.

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As I was saying, even though none of you can afford to come with me,

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don't feel bad - just read the Muffington Post!

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Hey, hey, I'm Trip. Can I help you find something?

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A USB port, peripherals, MP3s?

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I'm looking to get a new computer.

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One that can connect me to...the... internet.

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They all do that. What kind of connection do you have now?

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Er...none, actually. I do have a telephone.

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A newcomer like you should start with our most...user-friendly version.

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It's pricey, but well worth the expense.

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All right, class.

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Your next project will involve research on a favourite author.

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-Now...

-I'm back!

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-How was Costa Rica?

-Was it rainy?

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Was it as great as you said in your blog?

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How did you get to blog so much?

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Now, now. I know you have lots of questions about my trip,

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and I promise to answer them all later - on my blog.

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Did you need to learn Costa Rican?

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Binky! They speak Spanish there. I think.

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Anyway, just post your questions on my blog.

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Even though I'll only have time to respond to the best ones.

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"The response to my blog was overwhelming.

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"Many of you commented that my blog could change the face of blogging."

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Now she's blogging about...blogging?!

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Where are those instructions?

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This is it?

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But there's no writing on it.

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Ah, I probably have to put it in the computer.

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But how do I turn the computer on

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without reading what's on this silver disc?

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It's a paradox!

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And with the MySmartphoney, I can connect to the internet anywhere!

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Cool! Can you get on the internet now?

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I've been on since I got up. In fact,

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I should write about this right now in my blog.

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-What are you writing?

-You'll just have to wait and see!

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Hm.

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Hey! Where'd they go? Probably running home to read my blog.

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SHE GASPS But...I was in the middle of a post!

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You can have this...calculator back at the end of class.

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BELL RINGS

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This is indeed a fascinating device.

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But it's now allowed in the classroom.

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And you need to do other things in life besides blogging.

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That's true!

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If I don't do other things, I won't have anything to blog about! Thanks!

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Can we PLEASE do something else?

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Hold on! I missed a lot of post today when Mr Ratburn took my phone.

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But I came over to your house to do something together!

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OK! Let's read my next post together!

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I'd rather just talk to you.

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Oh, Francine. Talking is so 20th century!

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SHE SIGHS

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All right. Booting up, and...

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Huzzah! I'm connected to the internet!

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'You have 17 new messages.'

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My, that was fast.

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"Earn money from home without doing any work"?

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Now THERE'S an idea!

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So, has everyone read my blog today?

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THEY ALL SIGH

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Why not? I wrote about the colours I'm thinking of

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for the new curtains in my room.

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Muffy, your blog is getting a little...boring.

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SHE GASPS

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You can't just write that you had a salad for lunch.

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Who wants to read that?!

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A blog needs to have an angle. Something people CARE about.

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Jules Verne began his career writing for Opera.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Francine, I found an angle, just like you said!

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-Are you at your computer?

-Yeah, but...

-Go to my blog!

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It's important!

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SHE SIGHS

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"Your humble blogger dissed by BFF. Take the poll -

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"Was Francine right or wrong

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"to refuse to read her best friend's blog? Vote now!"?!

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Ooh! I can't believe her!

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"Dear Muffy, you have no right to take a poll

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"about whether I should read your silly blog."

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I don't think there was anything wrong with your e-mail to Muffy -

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-No matter what the polls say.

-How do you know what was in my e-mail?

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Muffy posted it on her blog.

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She what?!

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Francine, that fight we had we great!

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It generated the most traffic I've had in a week!

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(That was just between you and me! Can't anything be private?!)

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That's a good topic for discussion! I'll post it!

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My mom says, "Never put anything in an e-mail

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"that you wouldn't want on the front page of a newspaper."

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Newspaper! That's it!

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Taking the Frensky Star online makes good business sense.

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All set - the online edition is up and running.

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"It has long been the policy of the Frensky Star

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"to speak out against injustice.

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"Therefore, we must condemn a new bully of the blogosphere."

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Aren't you supposed to cover news?

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Our motto is "the latest in Elwood City news and opinion."

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But that's ALL opinion. Where's the news?

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I've got it!

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"Breaking news - The Frensky Star is now online!"

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"Bully of the blogosphere"?!

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Ha! "Some people aren't just bad friends.

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"They're also copycats.

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"How much of a copycat do you think Francine is?

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"Copycat-ish, very copycat-ish or extremely copycat-ish?

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"Vote now!"

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The nerve!

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"Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse,

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"The Muffington Post hits a new all-time low."

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PHONE BEEPS

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COMPUTER BEEPS

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THEY GASP

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"Dear M Ratburn, Congratulations!

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"You have won a great deal to buy swamp land in Florida." Goody!

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Close... No! Not more windows. Close! Close!

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Have you been following Francine and Muffy's feud on the Internet?

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It's better than the time

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the bionic bunny battled Darth Bunny in the 7th dimension.

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Don't you feel bad that you're enjoying their fight so much?

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I felt bad for enjoying Bionic Bunny's galactic exile,

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but that didn't stop me from watching it.

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I did not. You started it. >

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-I was just blogging.

-You wrote that I wasn't your best friend any more.

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-You wrote that I betrayed your trust.

-Well, you did!

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Hey, guys! You've got to come look on the library computers.

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-There's a whole website devoted to Muffy and Francine's feud!

-What?

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"And the funniest part is they're both doing the same thing

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"they're accusing the other one of." Signed, Mr Chatterblog.

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He has no right to say those things about us.

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-Who is this Mr Chatterblog anyway?

-So, do you like my blog?

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-You?

-You?

-Hey, I call 'em as I see 'em. I already got 112 hits.

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-We don't need to take this, do we, Francine?

-No, we don't.

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-From now on, if I insult you it's going to be in private.

-Ditto!

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"Frensky Star and Muffington Post announce merger."

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That's right! We're pooling our resources.

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And we're starting a new advice column called She Said, She Said.

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You send in your problem and get two opinions about what to do.

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Muffy! You were completely ahead of the curve on this internet thing.

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My new Boysenberry allows me to post from just about anywhere.

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You're writing a blog, Mr Ratburn?

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It's called The Rat's Nest. It's mainly devoted to

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correcting common solecisms and grammatical errors.

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You should post your comments.

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Er...maybe later, Mr Ratburn.

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-Want to go to the park?

-I thought you'd never ask.

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There are also some delightful puns on my blog.

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And word problems and photos from my trip to Reykjavik.

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# Every day when you're walking down the street

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# And everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-HEY!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-HEY!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-HEY!

-#

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