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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey, DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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CRASH!

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This'll do the trick.

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Mayonnaise? You're going to put mayonnaise on my head?!

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Sure.

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It's what your grandma used on me when I was a kid.

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Uh! That was when I had head lice. Not a good day.

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You ever noticed how it's easier to remember bad days than good days?

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Here are my top-five worst days ever.

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Number five, the day I was fired by my piano teacher for not practising.

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-Did you practise?

-But I did practise. Kind of. A little.

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-Not really.

-Goodbye, Arthur. You're fired.

-Huh?!

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Number four, the time I ripped my pants in school

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and everyone saw my underwear.

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THEY LAUGH

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OK, we don't have to see any more of that one.

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Number three, the time Buster left for his trip around the world.

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He was gone for a whole year.

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I bet I'll never find another tree house that can fly to outer space

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and go back in time and become invisible like that one.

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-It'll still be here when you get back.

-Yeah.

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-Goodbye!

-Goodbye, Arthur!

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Number two is actually a whole load of days put together.

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Huh?!

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You took my snowball! I know you did!

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Where did you hide it, snowball thief?

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I want a confession. Confess! Confess! Confess!

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But the number one all-time worst day ever was when... God! What?!

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That's not supposed to be on there!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Isn't little Arthur cute(?)

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I think I may have just found a new worst day.

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HE SIGHS

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I think this might be one of the best days ever.

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I'll say. It IS pretty great.

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Although it might not make my list. We'll have to wait and see.

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You have a list?!

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Yeah, it's my list of top-ten best days ever. Don't you have one?

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-No.

-I don't have a list. But I do have the best day ever.

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Let me guess.

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-When you joined the Tough Customers?

-Of course not.

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It was after we got my baby sister from China.

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BABY CRIES

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'She cried a lot but there was one thing that could get her to stop.

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'The monkey face. It never failed.'

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TRADITIONAL CHINESE DANCE MUSIC

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SHE CRIES

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See, monkey? Like this.

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SHE GURGLES

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'I could have even had my own show!'

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'Ladies and gentlemen, Binky, the human pacifier.'

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BABY CRIES

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Ga-ga-ga-ga.

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It was like a super power and only I had it. And then she met Arthur.

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All of a sudden, the face didn't work any more.

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And only he could get it to stop crying.

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-It was like he had stolen my powers.

-Arthur, how could you?

-What?!

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That's ridiculous! I didn't steal anything.

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I'm not finished yet!

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'Then one night we were in a Chinese restaurant.'

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Well, all the Reads are here. Oh, no, she's awake. Don't cry.

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Please, I can't take it!

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When Arthur's around, it's like I'm invisible.

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You'd probably rather have him from brother.

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Hey, what did you do that for?!

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SHE GURGLES

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Hey, Mei-Lin, do it again.

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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THEY LAUGH

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I taught her how to do that.

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So even though I couldn't always get her to stop crying,

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I realised I could teach her things.

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It was the first time I really felt like a big brother.

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Joining the Tough Customers was my SECOND-best day ever.

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What about you, Arthur?

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Me? Well, erm... It would have to be... Huh.

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-I'm not sure. I have to think about it. You go.

-OK.

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It actually started out as one of the worst days of my life.

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It was when Fern invited me to read at that poetry reading.

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I was so nervous, but as long as I had Wally with me, I felt OK.

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Next will be a poem called The Bowl Of Fruit, read by George.

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'Then the unthinkable happened.'

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Huh?!

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Huh?! 'I didn't know what to do!

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'There was no way I'd be able to fix them in time.'

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It's all the comedy, kid. It takes a toll.

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Just leave me here in the woodworking section.

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But I can't read my poem in front of those kids without you!

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You're going to have to. Look at me!

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Could I have a little furniture polish, please?

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Thanks, kid.

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Good night, world. Farewell, adieu. Sayonara.

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I had worked so hard on that poem

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but now I just didn't have the courage to read it.

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Then you showed up, Arthur.

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We'd all like to get to know him...uh...you better.

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But how can we hear if you... he...Wally is always in the way?

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What if you ALL forget about me when I put him...

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-..I mean me, away? I don't know, Arthur.

-Just try it, George.

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-What's the worst that could happen?

-'So I took your advice.'

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An orange, an apple and a banana.

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This bowl of fruit doesn't come from a can, ah.

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It's real, it's fresh, it's good to eat, the stuff from the can

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is much too sweet. Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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I did it. I really did it! Yahoo!

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From that moment on, I knew I didn't need Wally.

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You guys liked me for just being me.

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-So why do you still carry him around?

-Because I'm so much fun!

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Hey, why do bees hum? Cos they don't know the words! Get it?

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How about this one? Why did the king go to his dentist?

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To get his teeth crowned! Oh, I got a million of them.

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Hey, know what happened when...?

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What IS my best day? Maybe it was that time I pulled

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the sword out of a stone at the medieval fair.

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Later Mr Ratburn gave us a quiz on medieval history

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and I only got a B-.

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Hm, this is harder than I thought it would be. Huh?

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Didn't you hear us calling you?

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Wally has...taken a break.

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HE SQUIRMS

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It's your turn. What's YOUR best day ever?

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Oh, that's easy, it's... Um...

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HE COUGHS

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You go. Throw it to G.

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OK, mine was when you found my diary.

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-Really?! That's your best day ever?

-Uh-huh.

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That diary is really important to me.

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I've written about almost everything that's happened to me

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since I came to Elwood City.

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Hey, have any of you seen Sue Ellen? I think I found her diary.

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You didn't write about that time I almost ate a bug, did you?

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Or when I couldn't stop rhyming?

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-When I kept getting a bloody nose?

-Hey, you'll never know.

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Because Arthur never even opened the diary.

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-I bet he took a little peek.

-I didn't, I swear.

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I just thought it was private.

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Here you go, Sue Ellen. It's still private.

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From then on, I knew I had friends I could really trust.

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But I promise you'll find out what I wrote when I publish my memoirs.

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ALL: Huh?!

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OK, no more stallings. Spit it out! What's your best day ever?

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Well...

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I've been thinking really hard about it and the truth is, I just don't...

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Wait, hold that thought! I just remembered a brand-new one.

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-One that tops all the others.

-This is going to be good.

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Well, I was in my bed one night and I couldn't get to sleep.

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'I was counting puffins, cos sheep never work for me for some reason.'

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45...46...47...

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'When all of a sudden, this strange light appeared in my window.'

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'It was a giant, glowing doughnut-shaped object.

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'Right there, outside my bedroom.

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'I was afraid, but I felt it was calling to me. So I ran downstairs.

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'Then I realised it wasn't just shaped like a doughnut,

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'it WAS a doughnut!'

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'Then the strawberry people came out.

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'They were a highly developed fruit-based life form...

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'who needed a new king. And they had chosen me.'

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Me! To rule over the planet Fruitopia for ever and all time.

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-Buster, are you sure this wasn't a dream?

-Oh, those don't count?

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Well, then I guess I only have one best day.

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What is it?

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-When you and I played chequers.

-That's it?!

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After I came back from my trip around the world.

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Oh. Oh, yeah!

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I really missed you.

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And I also won.

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Well, you're the last one, Arthur.

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Let's hear it.

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-I don't have one.

-What?! You don't have a best day?!

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No way! I've had a lot of really good days

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but there just isn't one that stands out from the rest.

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I mean, is it so important to have a best one?

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-No.

-You'll probably have one some day.

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Want to join the Tough Customers?

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-It's very exciting!

-No, thanks.

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Hey! You know what's strange? Arthur was in all of OUR best days.

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That's true!

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In fact, without him, none of them would have happened!

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So, even if you don't have your own best day,

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you have a piece of all of ours.

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Huh. That is pretty cool.

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You know what? I think I just found my best day.

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Today, just hanging out with you guys. It's perfect.

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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THUNDERCLAP

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Oh, man!

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Anybody bring an umbrella?

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Come on, Wally, back in the bag.

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Sorry, Arthur. I guess this kind of ruins your best day.

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-THUNDER RUMBLES

-Nah, it's still great.

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Hey! Who wants to come to my house?

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