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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

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Hey, DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

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CRASH!

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THUNDER ROLLS

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TOY HAMMER SQUEAKS

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Come on, Arthur! You said you'd play Bunny Farm with me tonight.

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I haven't even started my homework yet.

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Have you ever noticed how hard it is to get to work on your homework?

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DOOR SLAMS

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First, you have to make sure you have your favourite pencil

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sharpened and a couple of backups, just in case.

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BABY CRIES

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Then, you need a ruler, because you never know

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when you'll have to draw a straight line.

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DOG GROWLS

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And then, you have to make sure you have enough light.

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DING

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DW!

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If you aren't going to play with me,

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what choice do I have but to bake a cake in my Merry Moo Cow oven?

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Get your own light bulb. We have plenty of them.

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But they're in the...basement!

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MICROWAVE DINGS

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There, everything is in its place, and I can finally get to...

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WATER DROPS LOUDLY

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HE GASPS

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Call the fire department!

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Santa and his reindeer are stuck up on the roof!

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No, DW, those are workmen fixing the leak in Arthur's ceiling.

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Will they be done by the time I get home from school?

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I have a three-page paper due.

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I'm afraid the contractor said it could take a week, Arthur.

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Why don't you study in the den?

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I get lots down in there when I'm working.

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I'm sorry, Ed, but you can't claim Bailey as a dependant.

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Eh, no, I don't think you should adopt him.

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Hey, let's go over these numbers again.

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ARTHUR GROANS

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DOG WHINES

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Mum! Arthur's looking at me!

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HE SHIVERS

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HE GASPS AND WIND BLOWS

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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There you are! I thought maybe you'd been abducted by aliens.

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I wasn't abducted, but my bedroom was.

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There's a leak in it

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and I had to write my paper yesterday in the tree-house.

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I, uh, ha-ha, included visual aids!

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Why don't you come over and study in my room until the leak gets fixed?

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Really? That'd be great!

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I'd advise against it.

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According to Young Entrepreneurs' magazine,

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75 percent of friends who work together don't stay together.

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Remember when you became allergic to your carpet

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and stayed with us for a week?

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That wasn't pretty.

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-That's not going to happen to us.

-Yeah.

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What kind of friendship can't survive studying

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together in the same room.

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We'll have fun and we'll get twice as much done.

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I've just finished my math homework for the entire year!

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And I've just created a timeline for the War of 1812. Hah!

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-What's left to do?

-Five words...

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Doug Bunny's Video Game Smackdown!

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This is so not going to go well.

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My doorknob's a little funny.

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Just pull up and to the right - there's a system to it.

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Wow! You might want to get that fixed.

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-What do you mean?

-Uh, nothing. So...where should I sit?

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Arthur, my friend, sit anywhere you like.

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Um...OK, thanks.

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Hey, Study Buddy, please don't move any of the clothes.

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That pile is for clothes I've just worn once,

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and that pile is for clothes I've worn twice.

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What's that pile?

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30 days straight and still wearable.

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See? There's a system to it!

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HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY

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Hey, Study Buddy, maybe we could take a snack break later.

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I'm preparing for the Geography test.

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I've got a different vegetable for every country in the UN.

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I nibble them into the correct shape. This onion is Oman,

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the pepper is Peru and that radish is Romania.

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There's a system to it!

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75 percent of friends who work together, don't stay together.

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HE RINGS DOORBELL

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Hi, Mrs Baxter.

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I know Buster's still at his Alien Invasion Defence Club,

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but would you mind if I waited for him in his room?

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Hey, Arthur, did you know tinfoil can block mind control rays?

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HE GASPS

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What did you do?!

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I got here a little early, so I thought I'd help you organise.

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But I am organised - I have a system.

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Well, yes, but I'm giving you a better system.

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Look! I even found another chair.

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GASPING: Where's my United Nations of vegetation?

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It was all rotting, so I made you this instead.

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A map?! Who studies for a Geography test with a map?!

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HE GASPS

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What happened to the doughnut from my Cabinet of Curiosities?

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I thought it was Denmark.

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This is SO not going to go well.

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Thank you for your help (!)

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You're welcome.

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I think you're going to find we're both much more productive this way.

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Two heads are better than one.

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GLASS SQUEAKS

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HE SIGHS

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ARTHUR BLOWS ON GLASS

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HE LAUGHS WEAKLY

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Done. Done.

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-BUSTER GROWLS

-Done.

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-Done.

-Arthur?

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Yes?

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Do you have to say that every time you finish a math problem?

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Say what?

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Done!

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-I'm not saying that.

-Yes, you are.

-No, I'm not.

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OK... Must be my m7istake, old buddy.

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ARTHUR SNIFFS

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CAN SPRAYS

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BUSTER COUGHS

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Oh, hi, Betsy.

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It's so nice of Buster to host Arthur while we're fixing the roof.

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-Are the boys having a fun time together?

-Fun?

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It's more that like that old TV sitcom.

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-NARRATOR:

-On November 13th, Arthur Read was asked to leave

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his own bedroom. That request came from his mother.

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With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the house of his friend Buster.

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Can two best friends study in a room together without

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driving each other crazy?

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Oh, dear. Well, they'll work it out somehow.

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How long can one person spend in the bathroom?

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How many old toothbrushes can one kid keep? I organised them for you.

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SQUISH!

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Watch out! You just stepped on Rhubarb-bados!

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Sorry(!) I mistook it for garbage!

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ARTHUR HUFFS AND CLEANS HIS GLASSES

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BUSTER MIMICS HUFFING

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What are you doing?

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I can't stand you cleaning your glasses one more time! They're clean!

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-They're clean already!

-How would you know?

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You're the biggest slob I've ever seen!

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Well, you're the biggest neat freak I've ever seen!

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-I was just trying to help you!

-Help me?

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I've been wearing the same underwear for two weeks cos

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I cant find where you put anything!

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-Maybe we should stop studying together.

-Maybe I'll just leave.

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-But this is your room!

-Stop telling me what to do!

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I warned you. You have to be really mature to live and work together.

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That's what Francine and I learned when I had to stay with her.

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Had to?

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You mean, you GOT to stay with me.

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OK, but how did you get Muffy to stop cleaning your room?

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You were lucky to have me!

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You were lucky to we didn't throw you out, Miss Fancy Pants.

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You didn't seem to mind...

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DOOR SLAMS

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Anybody up for a delicious snack

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of spaghetti marshmallow balls?

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Oh, hello, Mrs Baxter. I'm afraid Buster and I aren't friends any more.

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I knew you'd come to me eventually.

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So, what's Arthur doing?

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Bossing you around? Hogging the remote?

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-Not letting you braid his hair?

-Um, no...

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It's more that he keeps cleaning his glasses in this really nasally way.

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Like this...

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MIMICS ARTHUR'S HUFFING

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Know what to do? Hide his glasses in your room!

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But he's in my room.

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Then you've got a problem.

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Oh, you're right.

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Hey, maybe I could study here with you.

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Mum! Buster's looking at me!

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Sometimes, working together makes people's habits seem worse

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than they are. But if Buster wasn't who he was,

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we'd never have spaghetti marshmallow balls.

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They are surprisingly good.

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You'll find a way it work it out.

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Oops!

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I almost stepped on the Nether-yams!

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I'm sorry I cleaned my glasses too loudly around you.

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Sorry I threw a vegetable country at you.

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You know, your dirty clothes system is kind of ingenious.

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It saves on water.

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And you might have an OK idea there, with that whole map thing.

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Where is my map? It's not on the wall any more.

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The desk was rocking, so I folded it up and put it under one of the legs.

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What?! Do you know how hard I worked on that?!

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Do you know how hard I worked on Spain-ich?!

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That's it! I'm out of here!

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Good riddance!

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BOTH: Help! Let us out!

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DOOR RATTLES

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Oh my! I cant seem to open the door.

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Stay clam. I'll call for help right away.

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I...found this board game, Monster Surgery,

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in my closet after you organised it.

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Do you want to play?

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You better watch out, Buster, I've got you by the ears!

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I'm ripping out all five of your livers!

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Ha-ha!

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Oh, hi, Mum. What's up?

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Can you believe how much homework Mr Ratburn gave us tonight?

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Yeah! Why don't you come over...AFTER you've finished it?

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THEY LAUGH

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BUSTER SCREAMS

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