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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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Oh...

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We're all afraid of something.

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Like heights.

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Argh!

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'Or big spiders!' Ah!

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But you know who's never afraid?

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Sue Ellen. NOTHING scares her. Not oral reports...

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If nobody volunteers to go first, I'll pick one of you myself.

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I volunteer, Mr Ratburn.

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Not the daily special at the cafeteria...

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BOTH: Yuk!

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-EVERYONE SCREAMS

-Not even scary movies!

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After what happened in the woods, she STILL doesn't scare.

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WOMAN'S VOICE: What about YOU, Arthur?!

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And they hear it again... HE SQUEAKS

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-Man, are they scared! So they start the car and they drive off!

-And then?

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When they get home, they find out what was making that noise...

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-There, stuck to the car door handle is...

-Yeah? Yeah?

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A big, sharp book!

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-Ah!

-..Wait!

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I've heard this story. It's supposed to be a HOOK stuck to the door.

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Yes, but where was I meant to find a hook?!

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It was still scary. Were you scared, Sue Ellen?

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Why? It's just a silly made-up story. It didn't really happen.

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-We know it's make-believe.

-We DO?

-That's why it's fun.

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Fun is sight-seeing, going new places. REAL things are fun.

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-Boo!

-Ah!

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Wow, is she tough?!

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SHE WHISTLES

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-HOWLING

-If you guys are trying to scare me,

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-it's not going to...work.

-MORE HOWLING

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-Have fun at school today, Sue Ellen?

-Yeah, lots of fun.

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This is silly. There are no such things as monsters.

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Not HERE.

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Maybe something followed us from someplace else.

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Someplace overseas.

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Like Baba Yaga - the scary ogre lady from the Russian backwoods.

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There she is.

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Lunch!

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I don't like chasing my meals, little one!

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SHE CACKLES

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Ah!

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-Ah!

-Don't be late for school!

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What's gotten into me?

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-Binky, don't do that!

-So you CAN get spooked!

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Hey, we've finished the scary scarecrow! Wanna see him?

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Um, no, we'll be late for school.

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-We won't. We'll take the short cut through the dead woods.

-No, thanks.

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Maybe later.

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-No, really - she was scared.

-Sue Ellen scared?

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Of WHAT?

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Um, a mummy.

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-Nah, she could outrun a mummy.

-Not if the mummy had a mountain bike!

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Nothing on Earth scares Sue Ellen. ..So, it's not from Earth!

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At last! Someone's seen a real alien!

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It's not aliens! It's worse!

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An old lady that walks like a chicken?! What's scary about that?

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Just catch it and barbecue it!

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-Stop it! This is real!

-Why? Because it's YOUR story and not OURS?

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-Did you ever see a Baba Yaga?

-Has Buster ever seen a space creature?

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-No, but...

-Does that mean they're not real?

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-It still doesn't prove it was a Baba Yaga.

-I know!

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It could have been something else.

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-The creek is always noisy this time of year.

-It could have been a kappa.

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-What's a kappa?

-A hungry river demon from Japan.

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The only way to defeat it is to make it bow.

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Look, a 5 bill!

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Dad, I'm stuck.

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What kind of demon are you?! You must work on your defence!

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I'll do better next time. The next guy might have a sword!

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That's how I'D handle him.

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OK, go ahead.

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Well, maybe you heard a bird.

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Or a banshee from Ireland!

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Her wail foretells doom for anyone she visits!

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Huh?

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WAILING

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Hey, that hurt!

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Huh, what's so hard about that?! WAILING

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I think that was my mom calling me, so I'd better be going!

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It was right around here. HOWLING

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That! What is it?

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An intergalactic creature of some kind...

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-or a chipmunk.

-What do YOU think, Arthur?

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I think...I wanna leave!

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Go away! You don't scare ME!

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Ha! I showed that old monster.

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-HOWLING

-Any ideas?

-Yeah.

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Run!

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Wait! What are we afraid of?

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-We didn't see anything.

-No, just... Argh!

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It's just the tree house!

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We can't go on like this. We're scared of EVERYTHING.

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-We were OK until you told us those stories!

-They're just stories!

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No, you heard that thing. It's real.

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There must be a logical explanation...

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-MORE HOWLING

-R-Right?

-When you find out, let me know!

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We're reliving our Swiss Alps adventure.

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-We were afraid to climb a mountain.

-How did you get over your fear?

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Once we'd prepared, we could face our fear head-on.

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PHONE RINGS I wasn't scared! ..I mean, hello?

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-Binky, I'm going back!

-Back?! Why?

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We'll never use the short cut again if we don't face that thing.

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We just need to have the right equipment.

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Oh, man!

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Let's go!

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Why not?

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-Remember, whatever happens, don't scream.

-Agreed.

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-One for all...!

-..And good for nothing!

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-Come out, come out, whatever you are!

-HOWLING

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-Ah!

-Hey, that's me!

-Sorry.

-Oh!

-Oops!

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HOWLING CONTINUES

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Oh. ..Hey, you guys!

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-BARKING

-It's Perky! Mrs Wood's mean old dog.

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-Perky? ..That's what scared us?

-A dog!

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Imagine that!

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Oh, my precious Perky!

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I was worried sick over you!

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-Arthur, you've saved my Perky again!

-We ALL did!

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She'd still be trapped if her cry had frightened you away!

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Aren't you a brave group?!

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I shall give you all a big kiss!

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ALL: No!

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SUE ELLEN HOWLS

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Then we heard it again.

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Scritch! Scritch! It was coming from the dead woods.

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I saw its big, glowing eyes...

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-Then, from inside the ghost tree, it sprang!

-BOTH: What?

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A hideous, two-headed...

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-wolf-man!

-R-ARGH!

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You said WOLF-man, not COW-man.

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I couldn't find a wolf head.

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You don't like scary stories.

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How did you think up something so cool?

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'The mummy was surrounded by his finest treasures.'

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If I was a mummy, I know which of my treasures I'd want.

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Nah! Ick!

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No.

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Yes! That's it!

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Some treasures(!) I'd have REAL treasures!

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The paper from my Christmas and birthday gifts. My stuffed animals.

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My acorn collection. My button collection.

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I had a snowball but somehow it disappeared!

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That won't even happen for another 3,448 years.

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I am now mummy ready!

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If we walk out quietly, we won't have to ask. Good idea.

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You have so much cool stuff.

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My most favourite thing is this.

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You mean Clarissa?

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I've had her since I was YOUR age.

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HORN BEEPS

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There's your mom. You'd better get ready to go.

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Goodbye, Clarissa.

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Maybe Clarissa would like a vacation from that cabinet.

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How would you like to take care of her for a week?

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Oh, thank you, Grandma!

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I know you'll treat Clarissa like the treasure she is. ..Have fun!

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!

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There will now be a brief intermission.

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-Is the show over?

-No - intermission.

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Rapunzel broke her neck. This is more exciting than Mom's version.

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I am Rapunzelaria!

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Princess of the second layer of sky!

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I am flying to my cloud castle!

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Watch me fly away, loyal followers!

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Can you give these to DW?

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-Here I go, disappearing into...!

-No!

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-Oops!

-What have you done to this doll?

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Grandma told you to be careful.

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I've been treating her like my best treasure of all.

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But she's a mess!

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I've played with her a lot. We should get Grandma a new one.

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But, DW, Clarissa is old!

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Then she won't mind that it broke!

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No, she's OLD old - unique - and very special to Grandma Thora.

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Here, I'll show you.

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When Grandma Thora was your age, DW, the world was a very different place.

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She must have lived in a small town.

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That's Elwood City. ..That's Grandma with her brothers.

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Everyone in our family got stuck with brothers.

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How sad!

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Thora's brothers are part of the reason she got Clarissa.

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Momma, may I go across the street and look in the toy-store window?

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Of course, Thora, dear.

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-Her mom let her go alone?!

-Things were different then.

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-How are you doing, Thora?

-Hello, Mr Jensen.

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- How are you today, Thora? - This way, young Thora!

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ENGINE ROARS OVERHEAD

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Again? I can't believe we're under the flight route for that zeppelin!

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Can't we have any peace and quiet?!

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SHE SIGHS

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Victoria, how nice of you to come.

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Guinevere, your castle is beautiful. Much nicer than mine.

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Hmm!

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Thora, you said you wanted a horse-drawn carriage. Here it is.

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-This is an aeroplane!

-Right! See, Victoria's actually a spy,

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sent to destroy Guinevere's castle.

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Pow! Crash!

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Argh!

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-Is something wrong?

-I hate playing with hand-me-downs.

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Can I have my own toys?

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Toys are expensive, Thora, and girls your age aren't very careful.

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I'd be very careful, Mother!

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I've made you a fairy-godmother doll.

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I'm not playing with a potato!

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Gee, I think it's a good idea.

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Hmm.

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ALL: Happy birthday, Thora! Now that you're a year older...

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A doll! A real doll!

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I'm gonna take care of you for the rest of my life!

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Grandma kept Clarissa perfect her whole life!

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-And I wrecked her! What will I do?!

-Let's try the doll hospital.

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A doctor who goes on vacation when there are sick dolls?!

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Good news. I've found another place that fixes dolls. I e-mailed them.

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-We're saved!

-..And there's a six-month wait.

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-Oh, no!

-..Grandma Thora called.

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She's dropping a travel column off and thought she'd stop by for dinner.

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We can't fix Clarissa by tonight!

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Now Grandma will find out what a bad granddaughter I am! She'll fire me.

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Look! I tied a ribbon around Clarissa's head like a headband.

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Maybe Grandma won't notice!

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If only there was someone who could fix her!

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Come on!

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Rapunzel, you sure are accident-prone.

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-Mr Ratburn!

-What's the rush, Arthur?

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Your geography report isn't due until Thursday.

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I was wondering if maybe you could, um...

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Please, save this doll!

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-It looks like she had quite an accident!

-Can you help her?

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This material isn't TOO different than what I use on my puppets.

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I think I can. Let me take her to my workshop. Come by in two hours.

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-Oh, thank you! Thank you!

-I don't think you're scary at all!

-Huh?

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-Let's go, DW!

-Hurry, you only have two hours!

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It's been two hours! Hurry!

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He's killing her!

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HE CACKLES

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Ah!

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-Oh, hello!

-What have you done to Clarissa?!

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-Huh?

-I was working on a new desk.

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Note the six-compartment separator for paper.

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And here...is your doll.

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-Wow!

-What do you think, DW?

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She's perfect!

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Here she is, Grandma!

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She's prettier than when I lent her to you! You took good care of her.

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Arthur, you were going to let me read that A-plus report of yours.

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I confess! I broke Clarissa!

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Arthur's teacher fixed her, but it's wrong to lie, so I'm telling you!

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You'll never trust me again!

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That's all. I'm done!

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DW, Clarissa has broken many times over the years.

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-I've had her fixed, just like you did.

-Really?!

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Your getting her repaired shows that you are trustworthy and responsible.

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Well, yes, that's exactly right.

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That's exactly the kind of girl Clarissa needs to take care of her!

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-All the time!

-Oh, thank you, grandma!

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Subtitles by Caroline Tosh BBC Scotland - 2001

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