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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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Wo-oh!

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I made a purse for small change.

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It opens and closes with this string,

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and there's a pocket for credit cards.

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It's a holder for paper napkins.

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This WAS a napkin holder... Now, it's a coat rack!

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This is, um...

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..a block of wood with two nails in it.

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I, um... This is my, um...

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What I've been working on.

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- You made THAT in arts and crafts?! - A-hem!

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Of course, my dad helped me a little.

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Helped? He practically did the whole thing!

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Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

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-Woh! I didn't see George's mouth move at all!

-That's creepy!

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I love it!

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Everybody, this is Wally. Pleased to meet ya.

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You'll have to excuse George. I may be a dummy, but he's got no manners.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

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Nothing! Bananas don't talk! Ha-ha!

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On which side of a cat do you find the most fur?

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The outside!

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-Woof!

-Yeah!

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George, I've never laughed so hard in school!

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Yeah! Don't give HIM the credit!

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I did all the talking! Well, I gotta go.

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-This stiff neck is killing me!

-Stiff...neck!

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How come we don't hang out with George? He's hysterical!

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-Don't know. He's always been around.

-I remember him in kindergarten.

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I was about to drink the mango juice Mommy had packed me, when...

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I didn't get a chance to thank him.

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-I think I hugged him once.

-Huh?

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In the soccer championship against Mighty Mountain. The score was tied.

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There was only a minute left in the game.

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You did it, George! You saved the game!

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Weird! How can you know all this about someone

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-but not really KNOW them?

-It IS weird.

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Maybe he's a spy from a hostile alien nation!

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-Buster! Not everyone who's quiet is an alien!

-You're right.

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I bet there are some loud ones, too.

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Hey, what's for lunch, guys? Any wood-polish there?

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If that's home-cooking, I'm checking into a hotel!

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-Can you talk and eat at the same time?

-Sure I can!

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I'm eating, I'm talking, I'm eating, I'm talking!

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

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Oh, no!

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Holy cow, what a hit! Yes, sir, that's out of the park!

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That's heading right this way! Argh!

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EVERYONE CHEERS

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Hey, I think I chipped a tooth!

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Get me a dentist...or a carpenter!

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Out of the jaws of defeat and into the jaws of a giraffe!

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Victory tastes a lot like shoe leather.

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George, teach us how to be ventriloquists.

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Get a dummy. Something funny looking.

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- How's this? - No, that's not funny.

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Rabbits and aardvarks are funny. Mooses are NOT.

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

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-There's footprints in the peanut butter!

-I'll just grin and BEAR it!

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A car's not a dummy. That's dumb!

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Oh, yeah? Vroom!

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Let go of Arty! He's going to tear!

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Hello. I'm Princess Philomena. Hip-hip, cheerio!

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Wow, Muffy! You hardly moved your lips!

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-I didn't. It's a recording. There's a tape in the back.

-Hi, guys!

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-The name's Socko!

-Eeugh!

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Change his name to Stinko!

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You like that, boy. I know that, because I have a lot of fur, too.

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Tuna casserole! ..Urgh!

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Hey, I've got an idea. Let's start with dessert tonight!

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I've got a better idea. Let's put Arty away during dinner!

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Hey, it's dark! Who turned out the lights?!

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Is it bedtime already? It sure gets dark this time of year.

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DW, where's Arty? You took him, didn't you?

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Did not! Now you know what it feels like.

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Maybe you left him with my snowball.

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Arty couldn't have just gotten up and walked away.

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Hmm...

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Hey, Arthur!

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Look at Socko! My mom washed him!

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Yeah, I think Pal buried Arty, but I was getting kinda bored with him.

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'Hip-hip, cheerio! Hip-hip...' It's broken! I can't get it to stop!

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TAPE SLOWS DOWN THEN SPEEDS UP AGAIN

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Oh, forget it! DUMMY KEEPS TALKING

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Actually, she was driving me crazy. Morning, ladies and germs!

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Wally's beat-up. Maybe you should stop playing with him for a while!

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No, I'm fine! Never felt better!

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Fern invited me to a poetry reading.

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Guess I'm the poet and I didn't know it!

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So are my feet. They're long fellows.

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Get it? Longfellows! Ha-ha!

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Um...that's great, George... or Wally... Whoever.

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A bit of green To brighten the scene!

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I've heard it said That apples are red.

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How about some orange to...?

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-Has anybody told George this isn't poetry class?

-I can't concentrate.

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My bananas look like giraffes!

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-Orange...

-George, you might as well stop.

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There is no rhyme for orange.

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Then I'll use yellow! Thanks, my good fellow.

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5 times 12. Who knows the answer?

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-Yes, George?

-50.

-No, that's not correct.

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What do you expect? I'm a dummy!

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What's he doing? Ratburn's going to destroy him!

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Poor Wally... I mean, poor George!

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George, please see me after class.

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I know you're attached to that puppet...

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-Mr Ratburn says he can't bring the dummy into class any more.

-Good!

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Wally was getting on my nerves!

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Ratburn probably told you not to bring the dummy to class, right?

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That's OK. We still... We can have lunch together!

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That Mr Ratburn's one to talk.

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He's got about a hundred marionettes, but I bet they can't do this!

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Woo, woo-woo, woo-woo, woo! Woo, woo, woo!

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"And the children come and go Talking on milk and Oreo."

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Thank you.

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Next will be a poem called The Bowl Of Fruit read by George.

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George, it's your... Huh?

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-George, how's it going?

-Sorry, Arthur, can't talk.

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George, what happened to Wally?

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Oh, uh, I guess I just, uh... lost my head in there!

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Oh, it'll take for ever to fix me.

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We'll never be invited to a poetry reading again.

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-YOU could read your poem, George.

-What? No-one wants to hear him!

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I do. I never get to really talk to him. It's always be through Wally.

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But no-one paid attention to George before I came along.

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He was just that shy, goofy kid with the big horns.

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He was always getting his head stuck in his locker.

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Or knocking coats off the rack.

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I never noticed those things.

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Of course not! Nobody ever noticed him!

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We'd like to get to know him better,

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but how can we if Wally's always in the way?

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What if you all forget about me when I put him...ME...away? I don't know.

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Just try it, George. What's the worst that could happen?

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"An orange, an apple and a banana This bowl of fruit's not from a can-a

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"It's real, it's fresh, good to eat The stuff from the can is too sweet."

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Gee.

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I did it! I really DID it!

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Yahoo!

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-So George was a hit at the poetry reading.

-And without the dummy!

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-I think we've seen the last of that dumb giraffe.

-Think again, Arthur.

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-What's he doing?

-Maybe he's going to hang out with pre-schoolers now.

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Hi, guys, can I join you? Sure. Where's Wally?

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Oh, I gave him to a shy-looking kid.

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-LITTLE GIRL: Hi, Arthur!

-Oh, no!

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My name is Dolly! Now you have three sisters! Come play with us, Arthur!

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Subtitles by Judith Simpson BBC 2001

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