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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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There we go, dear! Good as new.

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-Thanks, Grandma.

-Grandma Thora is good at so many things.

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She was the only one who made me feel better when I'd chickenpox.

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I warned your father! I said, "You better get the car started -

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"this baby is on its way!"

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She's really great at bingo.

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Twenty-nine.

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Bingo! Yes, sir! My mojo is working tonight!

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Bring on that barrel of pickles!

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She can stop DW's temper tantrums using simple household items.

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He ALWAYS gets more pudding!

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Och, Stinky McTavish knows just how ye feel!

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-You do?

-Aye! Life is so unfair.

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But there's one thing I wish she wasn't so good at.

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Ready to knuckle down, sonny?

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-These Dopemon cards.

-Wow! You got Stinkachu!

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The Polly Locket SQV convertible.

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And my favourite - Teeny Biggy! He sings in Italian.

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# Notte e giorno d'intorno girando

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# Delle belle turbando il riposo... #

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17 presents in all. That's a 5.9% increase from last year.

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-A great birthday!

-What are these?

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Marbles. They don't even take batteries. It's a caveman toy!

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I like the way they feel.

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You can have them. They probably only cost 5!

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They look like little planets.

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'Please, rabbit, don't crush us!

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'Please, no!'

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Actually, I think I'll keep them.

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They might be worth something on the net.

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The point of the game

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is to knock the marbles out of the ring with your shooter.

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-The player who knocks out the most wins.

-Sounds easy enough.

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Oops!

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-One more game. I'll loan you some!

-I've had enough marbles for one day!

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OK. I've got enough here for a solar system. Great game, Arthur!

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Mmm...

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You two are so sweet to be my guinea pigs.

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I think you'll like this!

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I call it tunaroni. BARKING

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-Arthur, did you hear the doorbell?

-Why, yes, I did!

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Really? I didn't hear anything.

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SCRAPING OF PLATES No. No-one there.

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My, you two were hungry!

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Well, I bet you have room for a little more! What's that, Arthur?

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This? It's my last marble.

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He lost the rest to Buster! Even I could beat Buster!

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Looks like your taw - that's another name for the shooter.

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Mine was black with red stripes.

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-I wonder if I still have those marbles.

-Can we look for them now?

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There they are! These sure bring back memories!

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I won this one from Herman Truman.

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Legend has it that one belonged to the great Lefty Rapozo!

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This was my shooter! Cannonball.

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-She almost got me to the championship in New jersey!

-You were that good?

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I was really just an amateur!

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You can have them. I'll come and watch you play sometime.

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Thanks!

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Woo-hoo! Way to go, Francine! Another aggie for the ladies!

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This is your last shot! If you miss this, you lose everything!

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Don't mess it up. Oh, yeah, and remain calm.

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Excuse me...

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I don't like to interfere, but could I take a shot for Arthur?

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It's been years since I've played.

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Let me check with my sponsor!

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WHISPERING

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Sure! It'll be more interesting.

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Aw!

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Marbles!

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We used to call this shot the atom smasher!

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We did it! We won! Hey, we're rich in marbles!

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Oh, no, Arthur, that would be playing for keepsies.

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Serious players only play for fair.

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Here you go, Francine.

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Great hook shot, but you lack control. Try playing with your left.

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-Thanks, Mrs Read!

-Grandma, teach me everything you know!

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I thought you'd never ask!

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Hi, Grandma, I'm here for my...

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Ow!

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Talent you have, but no patience,

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no humility. Much you have to learn...

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Much... So we'd better get cracking. Arthur?

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Huh? Oh, yeah. Shall I set up the ring in the living room?

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No, it's much too early for that!

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First come finger drills!

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Sure, Milly, I'll do that real soon. Just a sec.

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-What's this exercise for?

-Mmm? Oh... Extending your reach.

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And that floor hasn't been waxed in years!

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Nice English on that taw! You've really got good these past few days!

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-Am I ready for the championship?

-No, at least not the one in New Jersey,

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-but I bet you could show your friends a thing or two.

-Yeah, I could!

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Sign up for the marbles tournament? No qualifications necessary.

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-Sure. What's the prize?

-Buster's taking care of that.

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Round candy, lots of it, and it should be in a bowl

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about the size of a large pizza.

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Only one marble left in the ring.

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Arthur's got to hook it just right.

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And he does it!

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He's off to a great start here!

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Down by 5, Arthur needs a miracle to turn this game around.

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And he makes the shot!

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He's looking at the angles. Should he use his forefinger or thumb?

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-Forefinger...?

-Buster! Cut that out and just play!

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OK. Muffy, could you grab this?

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And he does it! Incredible!

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Wait a minute! There goes my shot at the prize!

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No malted balls,

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no chocolate-covered cherries...

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Oh, the humanity!

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-Brain, keeping that sundae cool for me? A few more players...

-Arthur...

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-Look at the sheet.

-Why? Did Francine try to sign up twice?

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-I taught you everything you know, but not everything

-I

-know!

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Keep the change!

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-Woof!

-Sorry.

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My fingers just aren't doing what I want them to!

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It's a sign I should quit for tonight. Sleep - that's all I need.

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A good night's sleep.

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Without his Grandma's help, he couldn't win a single game!

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Francine? Where are you?

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Heave-ho!

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-Whoa! Those are some big ants!

-RUMBLING

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Oh, no! It's coming!

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Abandon mission!

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There's only room for one marbles champion in this family!

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Aargh!

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Don't be nervous, Arthur. Your palms will sweat, you won't shoot right...

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-so just calm down!

-I am calm, Buster! I've decided to lose!

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You can't do that! Have you seen the prize? Seven types of candy!

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-Seven!

-But if I win, Grandma will be really embarrassed!

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Even though I want to win and probably would, I can't hurt her.

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You'd do that for your grandma?

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-I wish I had a grandson like you!

-But don't tell anyone, OK?

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Guess what I just heard!

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Whoops!

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Drat! Missed again!

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Boy, am I butterfingers!

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I don't care how good a grandson he is. This is boring!

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Arthur, are you losing on purpose?

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Of course not! Why on earth would I do that?

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This looks like a good spot to finish this game!

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Oh, dear me! I'm disqualified!

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-What?

-When I used to play, if a player put her foot in the ring,

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she forfeited the game. It's a technicality, but you've won, Arthur!

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Congratulations!

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How's that sundae, Arthur?

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You lost on purpose, didn't you?

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Just like you missed those easy shots on purpose. Why did you do that?

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I didn't want to really lose! I could never beat you!

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How do you know? You didn't even try!

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Don't you think it's better to lose a good game than win a bad one?

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Yeah, but you know what gets me? I had you a couple of times!

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-I beg your pardon?!

-In the middle of the game,

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-you left four marbles on the edge of the ring...

-Part of my plan!

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-What scary movie are we watching?

-I Know What You Did Last Wednesday!

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-I went to school, then the library. So?

-No, that's the name of the movie!

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It's a sequel to I Know What You Did Last Tuesday.

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Don't open it!

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I know what's going to happen! She'll open it, a coat will fall on her,

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-she'll laugh, turn around, then see the ghost.

-You've seen this movie?

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No, but horror movies are very predictable. Watch.

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Eek!

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See?

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-This is boring now.

-I'll say!

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Watching a scary movie in a haunted house isn't that great!

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-I'm taking my TV home!

-What happened? I'm too scared!

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Calm down, everyone. I brought a flashlight.

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Wow! Looks like no-one's been in here for years!

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Oh, well, must be a fuse box somewhere.

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This is starting to look familiar!

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But there's no such thing as ghosts. CREAK! Who's there?

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Come on, Alan, there's no such thing as ghosts, no such thing...

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no such thing...

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Bottom of the 9th, 2 out. You have to save us from total humiliation!

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Use this new bat.

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You've got to spit on the bat!

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Why? It's unhygienic!

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-Strike 1!

-Just do it!

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-It's lucky.

-Spitting isn't lucky. It's just a way to spread germs.

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Strike 2!

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-Please! We really need this!

-Do it!

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3 out! Mighty Mountain wins 10-0!

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The lamppost was in the way. It was nothing to do with not spitting!

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It's a tradition! Like smashing a champagne bottle against a new ship.

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-All the pros do it.

-I should've worn my lucky hat!

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I should've worn my lucky socks.

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Luck had nothing to do with losing! They were just better than us!

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Yeah...and luckier.

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People have always held superstitious beliefs.

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No-one has ever proved one of these superstitions to be true.

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OK! Can I have another ice cream?

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MIAOW!

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Don't move! We have to go the other way! A black cat crossed our path!

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You didn't listen to a word I said!

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I listened - you said no-one's ever proved a superstition to be true.

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That doesn't mean they aren't! Look!

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Even Mr Ratburn won't walk under that ladder! He knows it's bad luck.

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It was easier to walk around it!

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Maybe, but it was luckier. I can prove it - nothing fell on him!

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That's just reverse logic!

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Call it what you want, but it's still the truth! Whoa!

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Almost stepped on a crack. That can break your mother's back!

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It'll be dark before you get home!

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This has got to stop!

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Thank you for all agreeing to come to my experiment.

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- Are you going to blow something up? - Sorry. Nothing so dramatic.

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I'd like to draw your attention to exhibit A.

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The open ladder. THEY ALL GASP

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Exhibit B - the crack!

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THEY ALL GASP

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And, finally, exhibit C.

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The mirror.

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-SMASH!

-Now you've done it! That's seven years' bad luck!

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It is my hypothesis that there is no such thing as bad luck.

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I will chart the bad things that happen to me.

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If there is no increase, superstitions are false.

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-Aren't you a little bit scared?

-Why should I be? Science is on my side!

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I'm getting outta here!

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I knew it was going to rain!

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I even brought my umbrella.

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Dropped a knife! Male visitor.

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Mom! You don't believe that?! DOORBELL

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I bet you don't know what 96 divided by 12 is!

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- Sure I do. It's 8. - Thanks.

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How about the square root of 64?

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Come on in!

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I'll help you, but you'll never learn anything if you always...

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Where's my backpack gone?

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I must've left it at school! At least we can do our math!

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I've got questions and you've got answers!

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It's not bad luck. That roof always leaks when it rains hard.

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The storm'll let up soon.

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THUNDER CRASHES

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Alan, wake up, it's 8.50.

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I'm late!

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You forgot your lunch and homework!

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If I was really having bad luck, I'd have left those at home.

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No!

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Not my homework! Take the lunch!

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This can't be happening!

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You joined us(?) Your homework here.

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I don't have it. A dog ate it.

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GASPS

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Cheer up. Only 6 years and 364 days of bad luck to go!

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Mmm! This is statistically significant data!

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With Friday the 13th just two days away, my luck could get even worse!

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I could have the worst luck ever!

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BARKING

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Science, why have you forsaken me?

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I thought I'd come to you. You have non-scientific stuff down to a...

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science! And what with tomorrow being Friday the 13th...

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Say no more! You came to the right place! We'll undo your bad luck!

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Salt. When something bad happens, toss it over your left shoulder.

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Take the whole box.

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Next, horseshoes.

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Mmm... I think a couple of Clydesdales should do the trick!

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Some four-leaf clovers...

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And last, but not least, my lucky hat.

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-What's so lucky about it?

-Once, when I was wearing this hat,

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-everyone gave me a present.

-That was your birthday, Buster.

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That may have had something to do with it, but it's still lucky.

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You're all set.

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Phew!

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Mom, what's wrong?

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I pulled my back out at the gym. Nice hat, dear!

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The charms aren't working!

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That's it! I'm not leaving the house tomorrow!

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Strike 3! 2 out!

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-We're getting creamed! Where is he?

-Must be sick - he wasn't at school.

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-He better be sick. Muffy, do you have a phone?

-Pink or yellow?

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello? Hi, Francine.

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What's the score? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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ANGRY SHOUTING No, I'm not sick, but I thought I should stay home,

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because it's Friday the 13th... ANGRY SHOUTING

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I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it! ANGRY SHOUTING

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Ow! Oh, I can't even read a book!

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Run! Bring me home!

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-Strike 3!

-Maybe we should just give up!

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Look!

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-But you didn't want to risk it!

-Wherever I am, I'll have bad luck,

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so I might as well play.

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CHEERING

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Lakewood wins 10-9!

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CHEERING

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There are going to be about 150 Friday the 13ths in my lifetime.

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I couldn't spend all of them hiding!

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To break seven years' bad luck, I just have to get a grand slam!

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Can I have my charms back? You won't need them for a while.

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Sure.

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-What did you do to my lucky hat?

-These are my mom's gym clothes!

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I took the wrong bag. Know what that means? I've proved my hypothesis!

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-Superstitions really are false!

-No, you haven't!

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All you proved is these are lucky gym clothes!

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-Lucky socks!

-A lucky sweatband!

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Well, if you can't beat them, join them!

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# And I say, hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart

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# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

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