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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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Sue Ellen is playing this totally amazing game we found on the Web.

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It's called Virtual Goose.

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There's a giant goose in the centre of the screen,

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and it spins really fast.

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Then it stops at one of the coloured circles.

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You have to shoot balls into the goose's mouth.

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The more balls you get in, the more points you get. Blackbelt 44 -

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that's Sue Ellen's game name.

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She's against Suntzu 49, who could be anywhere in the world,

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even China.

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MUTTERS IN CHINESE

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Well, looks like Blackbelt 44 has done it again.

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Huh?!

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-THEY CHEER

-Yes! I am unbeatable! I am queen of the virtual world!

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PHONE RINGS 'Hello, you have reached Emily...'

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FRENCH ACCENT: 'We cannot take your call because...

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'because we are on a tri-i-ip, a big, long tri-i-ip.

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'Leave your message at the sound of the beep.'

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-BEEP!

-Hi, Emily, it's DW. I have a new game! Call me!

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And what's a treep?

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Mitts to protect my fingers, goggles to cut down glare from the screen,

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my lucky pencil...

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Pick a number between one and ten.

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-Seven?

-Seven! That's right! You win!

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You get to choose what we'll play.

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Will it be Tower Of Cows or this exciting new game, Rocks In A Box?

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-Nice try.

-Oh, come on! You'll love this one!

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It's got REAL rocks in a REAL box!

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I can't. It's the Virtual Goose championship at Muffy's.

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I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice.

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Recognise this?

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-No.

-Well, you should. It's YOUR name written on YOUR napkin.

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Remember last week, when I gave you my TV time?

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'You wanted to watch some dopey show about a man who made Bionic Bunny.'

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..Studying children and the effects of super-heroes on their lives...

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# We like soup! Soup is great! You eat it from a bowl... #

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Please, just let me finish this show!

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I'll do whatever you want for an hour later.

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-You're playing with your glasses - that means you're fibbing!

-I'm not!

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I have to be sure you're not lying. Sign this napkin.

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It's "later" now, and it's time to pay up! Pay up!

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What if I promise to play with you for two whole hours next weekend?

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Make it three, and you've got a deal!

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THEY CHEER ARTHUR ON

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-Boy, this Fourhand 451 is really good.

-He sure is!

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My fingers hurt from trying to beat him.

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Maybe he's called Fourhand because he's a four-handed mutant sheep,

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created by an evil scientist!

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BLEATS

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Excellent!

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ONE thing's for sure - Fourhand 451 is going to clobber Sue Ellen.

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We'll see about that! Out of my way!

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It's not possible!

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Cheer up, Sue Ellen. Fourhand 451 is a genetically enhanced sheep.

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-You're just a kid.

-He was just lucky, that's all.

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He's been lucky for the last eight games.

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I think the championship is over.

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Just one more game.

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Must practise...

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Must practise...

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-It's late! Aren't you finished with your homework yet?

-Er, almost!

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Yeah, I'm finished.

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Goodnight, Sue Ellen.

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Goodnight, Mom.

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Must practise... Must practise.

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Must practise...

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Shall I repeat the question?

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-SHE SNORES

-Red! The answer is red!

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No, Sue Ellen, 22 times 11 is NOT red,

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it's 242.

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But if I'd asked what colour your cheeks are turning, "red" is correct!

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Let's try to stay awake.

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Francine, check out my new form of exercise - it's called Ear-obics!

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One and two, one and two...

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HONK! HONK! HONK!

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I'm sorry, Francine, I'm just SO tired.

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I was up all night, practising Goose.

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It's all because of that Fourhand 451!

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If I had him right here, I'd...

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Maybe you should take a break.

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Virtual Goose is affecting your brain!

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You're right.

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OK, that's it!

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I'm not going to touch a computer game for one whole week!

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-Thanks, Francine!

-Don't mention it.

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'Hello, you have reached Emily.

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'We are still on our tri-i-ip...

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'And a "treep" is a trip with a French accent!'

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Oh.

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Not so fast!

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-I want my four hours NOW!

-Four?! I only owe you THREE hours!

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You're forgetting the first hour you still owe me.

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I have it all here on napkins! See?

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-It's the Virtual Goose championship today.

-That was LAST weekend.

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That was just the final play-offs. This is the REAL championship!

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Sorry, Arthur, a contract is a contract.

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Cows or Rocks?

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Muffy's going to kill me for this!

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Does she have an ice-cream machine?

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If she does, I'll have vanilla! Does she have a petting zoo?

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I'll pet the whale first, then I'll have vanilla with vanilla sprinkles.

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If I pet the whale first, my hands might smell fishy,

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so FIRST, I'll have the vanilla...

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Whales are mammals, right? I wonder if my hands'll smell mammal-y.

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Press green! Now red! I said red, not yellow!

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No back-seat Goosing! I can't concentrate!

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Six days with no Goose, and now it's the championship!

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-You don't even seem tempted.

-It was hard at first, but now I'm OK.

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You have to take it one day at a time.

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Oh...

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Take that, you mutant!

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I am in control... I am in control...

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I'm here! Is it my turn yet?

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Excuse me, where's the petting zoo?

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Hello! I'm talking here! Is anyone home?!

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They can't hear you. They'll be like that for a couple of hours.

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-What are we supposed to do?

-Go exploring!

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WHEE-EEE-EEE!

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Top floor, please.

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That's not good.

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Vanilla ice cream with vanilla sauce! Heavy on the sauce.

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-Wow!

-It must be Muffy's OLD game room!

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I guess this'll have to do. ..Nice whale!

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Confuse The Goose. I bet Virtual Goose is based on this dumb game.

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I beg your pardon?! This is the REAL thing!

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It takes guts and fast little hands, it's not just pushing buttons.

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-Are you good?

-Good?! I've had that goose so confused it was quacking!

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I'll show you a few tricks...

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47 games in a row. That must be a new world record in losing!

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And we were ALL playing! It's our six hands against his four!

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-EIGHT hands, Buster!

-He's even better than I thought!

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-Step aside! Let me at the computer!

-But what about your promise?

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That was before, but now I know how to beat Fourhand 451.

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Now I know the way of the goose!

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Remember, you don't play with THESE, play with THIS!

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-I can't!

-WHAT?!

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A promise is a promise, even if it's just to myself.

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Way to go! But mutant sheep are gonna take over the world!

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I guess no-one will beat Fourhand 451 now.

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Well, there might be someone...

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You want a little white ice cream, Mr White Whale?

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You can't be serious!

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Eat those dots, Goose!

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We're saved! Long live two-handed mammals!

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Goodbye, Fourhand 451!

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Who is this Disaster Warning 99?

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I don't know, but she's good... real good.

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A-a-ah! This is the life.

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A warm fire, good friends,

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and three pounds of Beef Jerky...

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-RUSTLING

-What was that?!

-M-M-Maybe it was a lion!

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There are no lions in North America. RUSTLING

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Except for, of course, mountain lions!

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- Stay calm! - I wanna quit the game!

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This isn't a game! This is real!

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Who ordered the dolce di pescares? Oh, I did!

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-What's that?

-French vanilla and fresh fish!

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Mmm! You can really taste the cod!

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-Thanks.

-Hi, guys! Shouldn't you be playing Virtual Goose?

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I thought the final match of the play-offs was today.

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It is, but since DW started playing, Goose has got boring.

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-She always wins.

-Besides, who wants to play computer games anyway?

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Guess what! I just downloaded Virtual Goose, version 5.0! It's SO cool!

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-5.0, wow!

-It must be so good, they skipped versions 2 through 4!

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-I wanna play!

-Me too!

-Let's go!

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Sorry, Sue Ellen, we're closed!

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Tut! Addicts!

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'..The Virtual Goose laid six eggs.

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They were Sporty Goose, Stylish Goose, Strong Goose,

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Silly Goose,

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Smart Goose...

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..and finally, Just Plain Goose.

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Because of hard times,

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the Virtual Goose had to leave her six gifted children

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and pursue a career in online gaming.

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She vowed to return with fame and fortune

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but before she could, an evil wind blew the nest out of the tree.

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These geese must fend for themselves, alone in the deep, dark woods.

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Only ONE will survive.

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Choose a goose, pass the trials,

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and see if YOU can be...

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ALL CHOOSE A GOOSE

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Aw, I guess I have to be Just Plain Goose.

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Level one.

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Hmm... A!

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What?!

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Haven't you finished your research yet? I've got a game to play!

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See? My goose should've been able to fly!

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Why aren't you still in the game? Because it's a dumb game!

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-I mean, a shark in a RIVER?

-Don't listen to him, Binky.

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He couldn't last a DAY in the wild!

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-I could, too.

-Well, I guess we'll never know...

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Oh, it's the third trial!

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Eat the mushrooms!

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'Congratulations. You have passed on to level four.'

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-But that's ridiculous! They could've been poisonous!

-Spoilsport!

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A real weekend camping in the real woods. Are you up to the challenge?

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Don't know. Will there be REAL food?

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-- My dad makes amazing s'mores. - Where do I sign?

-Camping? Ugh!

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No showers, no beds, no TV? No, thanks!

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Er, I mean, I'd LOVE to go, but I can't...

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-because of my fragile health.

-FEEBLE COUGH

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You four have a good time.

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I get it! Muffy wants to get rid of us

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so she can be the Best of the Nest.

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Imagine how she'll be if she wins...

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First there were six, then there was one. Muffy Crosswire - top bird!

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Pass the salt, please.

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Sporty Goose wants the salt. Can she have it?

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Negativo! Salt is only for the best.

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-Head honcho of the honkers, commander of the gander...

-ARGH!

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-Sorry.

-Yeah, we'd LOVE to go,

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but it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the class.

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Sorry, I've got a karate tournament.

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YA-AH!

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Make...that a...trip to the doctor's!

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Camping, huh?

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Sorry, Brain, it says no travelling on days with the letter Y in them.

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Friday already, and still no takers.

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- This camping trip's a complete dud. - A camping trip?!

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I SO enjoyed camping when I was a boy.

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In the woods, with the awesome beauty of nature... That's acer rubrum.

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That's ulmus americana.

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Oh, what's that?!

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Moth pupae!

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I'd LOVE to go! Great...

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BELL RINGS

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Have a good weekend, class! Work on those diaramas.

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Oh, Alan, I have some wonderful books that we can take with us.

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"A History Of Elwood City's Environs From The Pleistocene To The Present"

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and "Trail Maps Of The West".

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Very handy if we get lost. And this little morsel...

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"1,001 Low-fat Recipes For Bark".

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Um...I think we could print that information off the Internet.

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It'd be easier to carry. The...Internet?

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Well, you see... I've never actually...

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SKIIED the webbing... of the information freeway.

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It's as easy as tying your shoes.

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Ooh!

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Welcome.

OK, we're finally on the Internet. For trail maps,

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we can go to... Oh, chat rooms!

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Oh, the No-strings-attached Bunracu Puppetry Discussion Group!

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It's late. Maybe we should look for stuff on camping.

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Philistine! The shamisen is NOT a four-stringed Japanese lute.

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That's the biwa. This is amazing, Alan.

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Why, I could surf the web all weekend!

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Alan, it's not too late. WE can still go on the trip.

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I wanted to go with my friends, but everyone's busy with their computers.

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Oh, that reminds me - I've got to update the ice-cream shop's website.

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DING-DONG! Look what I bought online!

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Before we set out on our adventure, I have to make a few brief stops.

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Arthur, you're coming! I thought you were playing Best Of The Nest!

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On level ten, my goose was destroyed by a cruel force of nature.

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-Hmm... It must be A!

-PHONE RINGS

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-COMPUTER BLEEPS AND BURBLES

-NO!

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That little goose never had a chance against DW.

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My mom made me stop playing.

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She said staring at the computer for so long was bad for my eyes.

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Hey, Prunella, when did YOU learn to drive?

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Miss Turner said I was hogging the library's computer.

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Brain, will it be cold this summer? Probably not. Why do you ask?

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Dad'll buy me a computer when it snows in July.

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OK, that's the last of us. Off to the mountains!

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BRAIN: What about Francine and Muffy?

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Must...survive...

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-PHONE RINGS

-Hello.

-You know I'm gonna win.

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My...fingers...are...faster.

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Well...my COMPUTER is faster.

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-Give up!

-Never!

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Congratulations!

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You have passed on to level 87!

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Ohh...

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This is the life - a warm fire, good friends,

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and three pounds of beef jerky!

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-RUSTLING

-What was that?

-M-Maybe a lion!

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There are no lions in North America!

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Except for, of course, MOUNTAIN lions!

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- Stay calm! - Where's the escape button?!

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Binky, it isn't a game. This is REAL.

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Mr...Ratburn...

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I presume. U-u-ugh!

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We made it, Daddy, we made it, and the reception is fantastic!

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MR RATBURN: Elm bark with lichen tapenade?

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Who wound up being Best Of The Nest?

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-Neither of us.

-Who'd know that you scare a bear with the hokey-pokey?

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The hokey-pokey? That's just stupid! FEROCIOUS GROWLS >

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# You put your left foot in You put your left foot out

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# You put your left foot in And you shake it all about

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# You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around... #

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