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# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes open up your ears

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# Get together and make things better By working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

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-Hey, DW!

-Hey...

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Whoa!

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Heart -

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check.

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Pendulum - check.

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-Raven...

-Never more, never more!

-..check.

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The works of Edgar Allen Poe. This should be great!

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-Remember when Ratburn did Dracula?

-I was in the front row!

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My sweater still has ketchup on it! I'll save us seats. See you inside!

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It's YOU! What's with the outfit?

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-Are you part of the show?

-Come here. Give me your ear.

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I'll tell you a tale that will FILL you with FEAR.

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-But the show's almost starting!

-It happened long ago,

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in a land far away. I was shopping for my mom, before her birthday.

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I thought that was last week.

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Can I tell my story, geek? I don't interrupt when YOU speak.

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-OK! But what's with all the rhyming?

-All will be clear to he who sits

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and listens for 11 min-its!

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Six of those, eight of those and a dozen of the things with cherries.

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-All in a big heart-shaped box!

-That'll be 32.50.

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32.50?

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What can I get for 5?

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Oh.

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Well, at least I can buy Mom a nice card.

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"You make me smile when I feel crummy, I'm glad you're my Mummy"?

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Yuk! ..Hey, Muffy, what are you doing here?

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Ailie's birthday is coming up. I found one just for chauffeurs.

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"Who says good help cannot be found? Thanks for driving me around."

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-Isn't that sweet?

-I guess. It's better than the cards for mothers.

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BUYING a card for your mother? That's SO tacky!

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-Why not make your own?

-I'm no good at writing stuff like this.

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When I said "make", I didn't mean YOU had to!

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PAY someone to do it!

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It's a great sandwich - I only took one bite! I'll throw in the pickle!

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Sorry, poems are personal things!

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Look within yourself and find the perfect words.

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But I want it to rhyme, and I have no rhymes inside! Just some salami.

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Check out this poetry anthology.

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Read the greats. THEY'LL inspire you!

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Mother dear, I love you so. If I bend my head,

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I can smell my toe.

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Oh! That doesn't make any sense.

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Thanks a lot, Daintee, Baudyliar and Intosakeshangay!

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You've been no help at all!

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I couldn't make a rhyming poem if my life depended on it.

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-Cosy, sweetums?

-Oh, I am a terrible son!

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Ah! Ah! Hey! Who took my comfy chair?

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Hey!

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Whoa! Slow!

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Could you tell me where I am?

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Verseburg! Step away from the horse!

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Go indoors, the curfew's at nine.

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Don't you know, it's a crime not to rhyme?

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Giddy-up, Buttercup! NEIGHING

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Oh, great! This is a RHYMING nightmare!

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Why can't I have the one where I'm eaten by a clam?

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OWL HOOTS Hey, watch where you're going, klutz!

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-You made me spill my berries and nuts!

-Uh, sorry...Charlie!

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Charlie? I don't know who THAT is. You need to wear glasses.

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I'm Clementine, the daughter of Dr Rhymenstein. Are you a stranger?!

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You must be in danger! Better come with me, immediately!

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Those are my trees and this is my road. I used to have bees,

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but now I have a toad! GROWLING

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Another helping of peas? Or perhaps a slice of cheese?

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How nice to have some company - the villagers avoid me. I'm hated

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because of that monster I created!

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Monster?!

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I mean... Oh, no!

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I wanted to make a thing of beauty, but used the wrong voltage

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and it all went ker-plooey!

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ROARING

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Yikes!

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The purple orange! My hideous child which has no rhyme!

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Head for the hills while you have time!

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Aghh!

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YOU, FRIEND!

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Put me down, you brute! I don't even like NORMAl fruit!

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Let me go, you purple foe!

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OK, sir, what did you see? State the facts slowly and clearly.

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Me, Binky! Me see... Oh, this is too hard! Look, a giant purple orange

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ate Dr Rhymenstein and kidnapped his daughter.

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-Hans! ..Franz!

-But...

-Insufficient poetry is a Class D felony.

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You want me to believe that's fat? I bet YOU ate the doctor and his brat!

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Move it, Bub! Or we'll use the club.

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Don't I get a lawyer or phone call?

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No phones in here. Just snail-mail.

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-I'm William Carlos Williams.

-Binky. I guess YOU can't rhyme either.

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Well, sure I can. Slime, sublime, waste of time...

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I just choose not to. I'm a political prisoner.

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FREE VERSE! FREE VERSE!

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Ah, what's the point? No-one listens. But you're in luck, son.

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-There's a way out!

-There is?

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I dug it with this pen - took me 50 years!

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Hmm. It would be good if we had a set of wheels.

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Aha!

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PANTING

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My arms are KILLING me!

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-Be happy I'm not Sylvia Plath. SHE'S a heavy poet!

-I'm sure to meet her.

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They'll find out I can't rhyme and I'll be back in jail!

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Oh, you'll get the hang of it, son. Take my old rhyming dictionary.

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Find that orange and clear your name. The people will know who's to blame.

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Ah! They've gotten to me!

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MOOING

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OWL HOOTS

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Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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Food! Mister, can I have an egg?

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Um, my name is...Meg. I'm from...

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Win-Winnipeg. Don't make me beg!

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C-C-Can't feel my toes! Or fingers, or nose!

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-Hey! I'm getting the hang of this.

-Queen of these peels,

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go feed the seals!

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Ugh!

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This blubber tastes like rubber!

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Clementine!

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ARRRRRRR!

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-Stay away!

-Oh, great! After he eats YOU, we'll need a bigger igloo.

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-GRRRR!

-Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h!

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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That's called a barbaric yawp. Some guy named Walt Whitman taught me it.

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CROWD: Hooray! Hooray! We're saved!

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You killed the monster, set us free,

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and turned him into delicious fruit tea.

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The people present you with this mounted barracuda,

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caught by our founder, Pablo Neruda.

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CHEERING AND WHOOPING

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Wo-ho! What an amazing dream!

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I'll just write THAT down and give it to Mom! She'll LOVE it!

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YAWNS

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I'll do it in the morning.

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Think! THINK! There was a castle and a...a...

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clam! No! That was another dream.

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Aw-aw-aw-aw!

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I forgot the whole thing!

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Binky! What a lovely card!

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Oh! Nothing's written in it.

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I know. I wanted to write you a poem, something pretty and rhyming,

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but I couldn't think of anything, so I left it blank.

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-I know you meant well, dear. It's OK!

-No, it isn't!

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I mean, Mom, you're always so sweet and nice. You listen to my problems,

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you give me advice. If I'm in trouble, I turn to you.

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A poem is the LEAST I could do! But I just couldn't.

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It's hopeless, you see. A gorilla could rhyme better than me.

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You can't rhyme? That was beautiful!

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Oh! You're right! And it even made sense!

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Maybe I'm wrong and I'm NOT dense!

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That's a table, that's a chair, that's a man with no hair!

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Lamp, clock, belt from karate, stain where I dropped manicotti.

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Wahoo! Amazing, I feel so giddy! I'm the best poet in Elwood City!

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Thus ends my tale of woe. Now you can go and listen to Poe.

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What's sad? Sounds like your mom had a GREAT birthday.

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Don't you get it? Now I can't STOP rhyming.

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-Have you HEARD the words I'm combining?

-Oh!

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I see the problem. Did you try...?

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Hypnotism? Yes. Soup? You bet. Prunella gave me a garlic amulet.

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Eeww! Maybe you just have to find something you CAN'T rhyme,

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-something really hard.

-It doesn't exist! This is scary.

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I can rhyme every word in the dictionary.

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It even happens with names, Arthur. Like a rhyme for yours is...is, er,

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Barthur? Carthur? Darthur?

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M-S-N... There's... Arthur! There's no rhyme for Arthur! I'm free!

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Yes!

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Thanks!

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It's a good thing he didn't run into the Brain.

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Tonnes of things rhyme with HIS name.

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Uh-oh!

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Alas! Poor, miserable me, a prisoner of poetry.

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Today was just about the best day in my entire life.

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I say that a lot, but this time it really was!

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And all because of DW...

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So then she said, ahem, "If you buy them both,

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"you get a frilly pony blanket at no extra charge!"

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CROAKS AND COUGHS

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DW? What's the matter with your voice?

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HOARSE VOICE: I don't know!

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Aah!

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WHISTLES

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Time for bed, honey.

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OK. So what's the matter with DW?

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-Is she sick?

-She seems fine, actually,

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but she's definitely lost her voice.

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Yes!

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Did I hear that correctly? She's lost her voice? Wowee!

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CHEERING

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No more, "I don't like that show, it's scary. I wanna watch Moo-Cow."

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Kids like that spoil the ratings.

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Well? What are you waiting for?

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CHEERING

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CROWD CHANTS: She lost her voice!

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She lost her voice! She lost her voice!

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Isn't it great? DW lost her voice!

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I heard. You're being mean, Arthur.

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-M-E...

-Later, Francine!

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Hey! Make the car do some tricks!

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Arthur!

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Ssh!

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ALARM CLOCK BEEPS

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What a great dream!

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Hurry up, DW, we're gonna be late!

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Oh, no! Did she get her voice back?

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WHISTLES

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There you are!

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So, um, how's your voice?

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Don't look in the mirror TOO long, DW, you might break it!

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You can't talk! You can't talk!

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DW? That's enough brushing! We have to be at the doctor's soon.

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-And, Arthur...be nice.

-Yes, Mom.

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-WHISTLE

-Yes!

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It was the most peaceful morning.

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For the first time, I could actually hear my cereal.

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-Why would you want to listen to cereal?

-No! I meant, y'know!

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Anyway, just think how great my life will be if DW can't talk!

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# The best word I know is F-U-N F-U-N spells fun! Fun is nice!

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-# I love fun... #

-When Gladiators Ruled The Earth. Cool.

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You don't mind if I switch, do you?

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Thanks, DW.

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They ruled with rippling pecs and righteous abs. It's Man Versus Beast,

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coming up next on Gladiator Smackdown.

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You are MEAN, Arthur Read! M-E-A-N, mean!

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I know how to spell, Francine!

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Anyway, I'm NOT being mean.

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I just want some peace and quiet for a few days.

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It could be more than a few days.

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People can lose their voice for months. Years, even!

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Really?! I mean, really...

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Wow, that's too bad.

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It's still quiet!

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Man, this is gonna...

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-Oh!

-Oh! I'm glad you're home.

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DW has laryngitis and she'll have to stay in bed.

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Oh, poor DW! I'm so sorry to hear that.

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-I have a lot of work now, so I'll need your help.

-You can count on me.

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KNOCKING

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-HOARSELY: Come in!

-Sorry, DW, I didn't hear you.

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What do you want?

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Yes, I see the book, but what do you want?

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Sorry, DW,

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I just have no idea what you mean.

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-See ya!

-Here's your bell, DW!

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Just ring it when you need something.

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We heard you loud and clear, honey!

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What do you want?

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Did you get that? She wants you to read her a book.

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..I'm sure he'll be happy to read it!

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-He's promised to be very helpful. ..Right, Arthur?

-Right.

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"And so the bashful minnow was crowned queen of all the starfish.

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"The End." Blah! That is the last book I am ever going to read to you.

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CROAKING

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Ugh, stop that!

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You're creeping me out!

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She actually thinks this is writing!

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How could anyone possibly understand that?

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Actually, it's pretty clear. This is how she spells her name,

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and this looks like you, Arthur! And this must be a bowl of ice cream.

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She wants you to bring her ice cream and play Crazy Eights!

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-What? It can't mean that!

-I know it's a lot after all that reading,

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but I do need your help this week.

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Poor DW, she's so sick and tired... Where is that ice cream...?

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It's only days, but it feels like a year! I'm a prisoner in my own home.

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Even worse, I'm the prisoner of a really bad mime.

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I have 64 fluffy unicorn outfits, DW. How many do you have?

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Huh?

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Ow! She's saying, "I've so many, I can't even count them.

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"Way more than 64!

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"I probably have sixty-ten, even!"

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ALL LAUGH HAPPILY

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"Thank you for coming to my party, but how come there are five of you

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"and four gifts? Who's the hold-out?

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"No cake until I get that present! No cake, no ice cream,

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"no lemonade..." Hey! It's not me, it's her! Hey! Ow!

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She can't be that bad if YOU understand her!

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That's just it! Except for Mom, I'm the only one who does.

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What if I have to spend my whole life speaking for DW!

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That's what you get for being mean.

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Don't say I didn't warn you!

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Aw!

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Francine's right, Pal.

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I AM being punished.

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I shouldn't have been so happy when she lost her voice.

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I told you not to get ill! You've to go to hospital for 600 stitches!

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-You don't have arms, so I can't hold your hand!

-You're better!

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I'm free!

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FREE!

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Stop faking! I saw you!

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I heard you!

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Mom! DW's faking. I heard her talk! She was talking to her doll!

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-She's FAKING!

-Why would she do that?

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Because...she LIKES being sick.

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-She gets what she wants and

-I

-am her slave.

-But DW also LOVES to talk,

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so if she seems sick, I'm sure she is. I know this has been hard on you,

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but it won't last too much longer.

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The doctor says she can get out of bed as soon as her voice comes back.

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What am I doing in your room?

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I'm, er, I'm...

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fluffing your pillows!

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There! All fluffed!

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This will PROVE she's talking!

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-# Mary Moo-Cow... #

-Aa-a-a-h!

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This movie is called DW, The Liar.

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I'm just about to enter her room

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and catch her in the act.

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OK, here goes. One...two...

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three! Aha!

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Wait a minute,

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where is she?

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Aaargh!

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Aw-aw!

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She knows I know! So now she's being careful, and I'll never catch her.

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-I told you, that's what you get for being...

-Quit it.

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It's not like YOU'VE never been mean.

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You can't remember being mean?

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I'm trying! PHONE RINGS

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Hello? ..This is weird. I'm talking to a bell.

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Aw!

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What do you want?

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-DW COUGHS

-Uh-huh? No! I told you already,

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I'm not playing Slap Jack any more.

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OK, I'll play, but only one game.

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OK, two games, but that's it. Bye!

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You understood that?

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This calls for something drastic. Give me that phone!

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-Thanks. It's great when you can count on friends.

-Don't get mushy.

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I didn't want you losing your mind. BELL RINGS

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WHISPERS: Not one single sound.

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-What if...?

-Buster!

-I need to...

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-Stop!

-..cough!

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-NO COUGHING!

-She's coming!

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What are you waiting f...?

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NO SOUND

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Mom! I've gone deaf! I can't hear what they're saying!

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I lost my voice and now I've lost my ears!

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I mean...

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Caught you! See, Mom? DW's voice is perfect.

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I DO see. What a miraculous recovery, young lady.

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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Arthur learned a lesson, too.

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From now on, he'll LISTEN to me! ALL LAUGH

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That was the best thing ever, hearing good old DW's voice.

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I missed my voice. Hi, voice! Hi, stairs! Get off me, Pal!

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-Aw!

-Hi, computer! Hi, lampshade with the hole in it Arthur made!

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# Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# Listen to your heart

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# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# And I say hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

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# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other - HEY!

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# What a wonderful kind of day - HEY!

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# What a wonderful kind of day! #

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