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So, Nev, did you enjoy our trip to the park? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
What do you fancy for tea? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Groovy! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Are you even listening to me? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Hey, Nev, look out! There's a giant, man-eating tiger! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
Do-do-do! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Yeah, thought so, you and your mp3 player! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Morning, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Morning, Mr Prank. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-You won't be able to use those keys, sir. -Why not? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Because I fitted the door with an electronic lock, sir. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
All part of the new Securitak 500/B state-of-the-art security system. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Fitted whilst you was out. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
There's been a spate of burglaries, didn't want to take any chances. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
OK, very good. Good job. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Can I get my electronic key? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Oh, yes, sir. Posted through your letter box this morning. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
Is there a way of getting in without using the electronic key? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Of course! There's a password. I wouldn't just have a key. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
I'm not mad. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Well, can I have the password? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Yes, sir, posted through your letter box as well this morning. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Right, and I suppose I can't have that either? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
No, sir. Must be very annoying for you, sir. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Yeah, it is actually. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Tip-top-eroo! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Oh, password accepted! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-What? -Welcome home. -Are you saying the password was tip-top-eroo? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
I can't tell you if you don't know it. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Security is security. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
By the way, there's an urgent parcel from your Uncle Rupert in the flat. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
Uncle Rupert? Great, come on, Nev. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Mwwaa! Love you! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
Bear... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Oh, morning! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-Thanks for coming, Beatrice. -Beetroot! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
No problem. What's the emergency with the parcel? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Well, it's about Mr Prank... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Angry Pants. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Yeah, he's gone a bit cuckoo since those burglaries started. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
-Security systems, patrolling halls. -Too right, bro! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
I received this from Uncle Rupert and it would appear that today | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
is Mr Prank's ten-year anniversary of being caretaker. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Ten years? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
No wonder he's gone a bit doolally. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Uncle Rupert wants us to throw a party for him tonight. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh! Party, party party! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Hopefully it'll make him smile. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
It should do, when we present him with a medal for ten years' service. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
-Ooh! -Ah! Sparkly! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Yeah. Thing is, I've got to go to work, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-and I was hoping you could sort the food out? -Sure. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
-Brilliant. I'll do the entertainment. -Me too! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
You have a better job. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
You're making sure Mr Prank doesn't find out about the party. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
Also, you're keeping this medal safe, OK? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
No problemo! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Cool, right, I'm off to work. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
I'll be back no later than six. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Love you, Barney. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
Love you too, mate. Bye, Beatrice. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
See you later! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
It's no good, he's still guarding. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
I'll never get the food from my flat into here without him seeing. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Hmm, problemo. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Do you reckon you might be able to distract him? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Easy-peasy, Beetroot. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Oh, yes! You won't get past me. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
I'm as sharp as a knife, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
as cunning as a fox, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
and as quick as lightning! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Mwwaa! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Ahhh! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
I'll get you for that, Bear! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Can't catch me! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Bear! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Ahhh! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I'll get you, Bear! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Ner ner na ner ner! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Ahhh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Stop! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
What? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
HE GASPS FOR BREATH | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I win! I win! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
It's OK, Nev, I got everything in. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Phew-ee! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
I'll get you, Bear! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-Nev? -Do-do do do! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Nev? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
You and your mp3 player! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Nev? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Nev? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
NEV??? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Arghhh! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Can't scare me! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Glad to hear it! I'm nipping to my flat. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Did you find a hiding place for the medal? -Yeah! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Is it good? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Tip-top-eroo! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Well, where is it? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Secret. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Good, let's keep it that way. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
I left that cake for Keith cos he can't come. Can you go down under? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
Aye aye, Captain! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
See you, later. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Do do do! Do-do do do-do! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Yum yum! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Coming Keith! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
RADIO PRESENTER: 'We interrupt this programme for an important newsflash. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
'Police believe the notorious criminal, Marvin the Mad Clown, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
'is behind the recent wave of burglaries. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
'He is believed to still be in the area, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
'and the public are warned not to approach him. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
'Report any sightings to the police immediately.' | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
-Thanks for the lovely cake. -No problemo. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Oh! I'm still down in the dumps that I can't go to the party. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
Oh, never mind. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
And all because old Angry Pants upstairs doesn't know about me. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
He'd love me if he got to know me. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
No no no no! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
You're probably right. Angry Pants doesn't like anyone, does he? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Still, thanks for the loan of your mp3 player | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
so I can party down here on my own. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
No problemo! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
What? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
NO PROBLEMO! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
What? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
Never mind. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Half past six. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
BELL RINGS ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!' | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
'Intruder!' | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Oh no! You must be the entertainment Barney's hired for the party. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
-Oh! Hello! -It's the clown Barney booked for the party. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-He's trapped in the security system. -Oh dear! Oh dear! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR MR PRANK: 'What's going on in there?' | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Sorry, Mr Prank. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Why is this door locked? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Just a second! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh no! The food! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
The burglar could be in there already, you know. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-BEATRICE: -Hang on a mo! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
I'm gonna have to break the door down, then. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
One... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Two... | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Three! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
So you see, the alarm system just went off, entirely on its own. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
Ah! Ah! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Well, it is a new security system, it's bound to have a few bugs. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Sure, well, never mind. No harm done. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Keep our eyes open, shall we? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
We can't be too careful, not with that burglar on the loose. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Of course. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
So if you need anything... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Bye! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
That was a close one. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Phew-ee! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
When Barney arrives we'll call in Mr Prank, yell "Surprise!" | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
and then you can do your clown act. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
You don't say much... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Fair enough. Then we present Mr Prank | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
with his fancy gold medal for ten years' service. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
You want to see the medal? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I can't tell you where it is. Nev's hidden it in a really safe place. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
Uh oh! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Grrrrrr! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!' | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
No! I live here! I used my key. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
'Intruder! Intruder!' | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
I used my key! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
'Intruder!' | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Whay! Ha! Whoa! Hu! Whar! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:50 | |
ALARM: 'Intruder! Intruder!' | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
It's that alarm system, it's gone loco! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Right, well, I'm turning you off and tomorrow I'm taking you back. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:03 | |
Right! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Nearly ready... Where's Barney? He's half an hour late. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
I'm going on a lookout, you two do not touch the food. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Uh! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Mr Prank? Where are you going? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Not that it's any of your business, but I'm off to my pottery class. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:37 | |
Really? But you can't go out, not tonight. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
And why not? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Because... Barney's kitchen is flooded! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
What? It's that darn bear again, isn't it? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
That little blue nuisance. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Yes, I'm very sorry, you'd better fix it right away. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
We were gonna make vases and everything tonight. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Oh, shame... Just a sec! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
One minute you want me in, next you want me out... | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
He was gonna go out, we can't wait for Barney, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
let's get this party started, positions you two. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
I don't see why it has to be a surprise. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
It's only a flooded kitchen. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Come on! Everyone loves a surprise! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I don't! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
What's going on? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Surprise! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Arghhh! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
-It's Marvin, the Mad Clown. -What? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
He's the burglar! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Get him! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Grrrrrr! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
You... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
You won't get away with this! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:15 | |
That's my bag! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Yeah! Someone will save us! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Who-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Oh oh yeah! Love ya, baby... | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-BEATRICE: -Hopefully someone will save us. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Marvin the... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Marv... | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
Marvin the... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Marv... Beatrice! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
What? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Marvin the Mad Clown, he's the burglar. How did you not know? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
It's been all over the news. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
If you must know, I've been busy planning a surprise party for you. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
Yeah, yeah! Angry Pants! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Beatrice? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
-What? -What's the party for? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-To celebrate you being caretaker for ten years. -Surprise! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
Oh, wonderful! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
Uncle Rupert even got you a fancy gold medal and everything. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-Really? -Yes. -Where is it? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Trifle. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Oops. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Bear! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Where is Barney? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Huh! N-n-n-n-no! Snuggly ducky duck duck! Oh! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Ducky! Oh! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
You... You monster! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
If I ever get out of... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
BANGING | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Ah! Someone at the door! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
Now you're for it, you big... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Ahhhhh! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
If those are Nev's socks I'll be quiet! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh! Ducky! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
No! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Snuggly ducky duck duck. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Good afternoon, sir. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
I'm Sergeant Slappy of the Clown Prosecution Service. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
I'm looking for this clown, wondering if you'd see him. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Er, hm, mm, n-n-n-no. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
Oh well, keep an eye out, we believe he's a dangerous criminal | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
responsible for the burglaries. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Aye, aye, Captain. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Is everything OK, sir? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Well, thank you for you time. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
No, snuggly ducky duck duck. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
That's disgusting. Doesn't Bear ever wash his socks? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Well, well, well. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Mad Marvin! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
We meet again! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
How did you know he was here? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Simple. While at the door | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
I squirted myself in the face with my flower and fell over. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
Clowns falling over are hilarious | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
but the bear didn't even smirk. Something was wrong. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
So Marvin, are you going to come quietly? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I thought not. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Oh! There's gonna be a pie fight! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Oh no! I took ages making those. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
All right, Marvin, draw. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Oh! Unlucky! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Er... | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
I've got you now, Marvin. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Hu, ah, huh! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Grrrrr! Snuggly duck duck! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Oh! Unlucky again! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Grrrrr! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Oh! | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
It's just not your day, is it? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
You think(!) | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
OK, Marvin, looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
Now what? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Clown fight! Get him, Slappy! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
I've got an idea. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Oh no! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Oops! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
Quick Nev, do something. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Hmm... Mmm... | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
Well done, Nev. You got the baddie and saved us! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
No problemo! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Oh, finally I'm free. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
You would not believe the day I have had... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
OK...maybe you would... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
First things first... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Thank you, I'll just take that... Thanks. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Congratulations, Mr Prank. Ten years' loyal service. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
Thank you all very much. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Love you, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Mwwwaaa! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
Thank you, Bear. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 |