Valentine Bear Behaving Badly

Wow, Postie's been then. Yeah-yeah!

Hey, you know what this is?

if this wasn't from my mum. Mummy!

Boing... Boing... Boing... Boing...

I'm not in the mood, mate. I'm gonna go and get changed for work.

Why don't you play with Keith?

Well, my little furry friend,

Here, help yourself to a pizza seed. You could grow a tree for Barney.

especially when you only get

Are you in, Nevvy? Let's go. Run!

turned up high for Valentine's Day!

Ooh! Watch out, Nevvy! Argh!

Crikey! How many Valentines

Oh, let's get these cards down there.

Say something now, Nev! Ah...

Strewth! Angry Pants' freezers have frozen you as well as his flat!

Better pop you on a radiator!

you oversized blue...furball?

This is closer than the time I faced half a dozen ravenous crooks!

Well, hello, Mr Prank, sir. Has St Valentine been kind to you today?

time to check my post all the time!

I've got a building to run.

a nice surprise when you do.

And look what the second post

Even more Valentines! Ha, ha, ha!

Catch you later, hunky monkey.

"Roses are red, violets are blue

"You'll get a big, sloppy kiss

Who do I know who begins with "P"?

Could be anybody who I know.

"Mr Prank" - that's me again.

"Roses are red, apples are crunchy

"You're so scrummy, my hunky monkey!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Oh!

She's really got the hots for him!

her Valentine's rhymes? Yucky!

I could do a lot better myself

is a bit of a poet. Me too!

Hey, great! What do you say we write our own messages on these cards

to Angry Pants? I don't know.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red, but sometimes pinky

and your breath is... Stinky!

Roses are red, ice cream is yum

so you've got a big... Bum!

hunky monkey, sloppy kisses from me.

That should keep slobber-lips Postie outside for the rest of today.

Oh, you're a genius, Prankie.

Barney, Barney... now, please!

Oh... Chill, little blue guy!

We'll write Barney a Valentine card

But this one's not from Postie. Oh!

And I bet you'll get loads of cards next year. Yeah-yeah! Yeah.

from the same secret admirer!

She's a Postie possessed! If I can keep her away for the rest of today

Well, till next year anyway.

Now, my little blue bear, we need to write a Valentine card to Barney.

Yeah-yeah, Beetroot. From Beatrice.

Roses are red, carnations are cream

Of all the boys in my world, Barney,

Now we need to write one from Barney

Roses are red and so is my heart,

is the noise of your... Fart!

Oh, I've got it, Nevvy! The perfect rhyme from Barney to Beatrice.

That's after I snuffle a slice

"What makes my heart flutter

Beatrice lives there, I live there, that makes ME her neighbour.

Oh! I make her heart flutter!

Oh, forget what I said about Valentine's Day - it rocks!

Hang on, Mr Barney, hang on!

How are you on this lovely day, sir?

Smell those early daffodils, sir!

The first throes of spring, such a wonderful time of year!

# If you're happy and you know it,

Why have you got chunks of pineapple and slices of spicy sausage?

Okey-dokey. Love you! Love you too.

mate. I'll be out in a minute.

a bit of a Valentine card problemo.

Love Postie? No, Nev, Angry Pants is not in love with Postie!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Seriously, this is serious!

another slice of that pizza!

Maybe flowers aren't special enough

Ice cream from the ice cream van. Oh, yeah, she'll like that.

Oh, noooo! Forgot to leave the card!

How will Beatrice know who the flowers are from if there's no card?

Oh, Prankie, Prankie, Prankie!

mundo, mundo problemo, bear.

Come back here, you thieving ball

those flowers cost me money.

Mr Prank, what are you doing?

What? Me and Nev were just playing

a little game, weren't we? Stinky!

He's such a joker! And so adorable.

Beatrice...I wondered if you would do me the honour of... Hello?

He's finally fallen for me!

Happy Valentine's Day, Nev.

card and it's not from my mum.

Oh, tip-top-a-roo! Listen...

"Roses are red, carnations are cream

"Of all the boys in the world,

I don't know anybody whose first name begins with "B" except...

Bonzo? Why would Granny's dog send

Beetroot, Beetroot! Beatrice?

She hasn't sent me a Valentine's

BOTH: ..if you didn't send it,

Sweets! It was a bit naughty though.

if your mum gets you a card.

Listen, me and Beatrice are going out to the cinema as friends! Oh.

See you in a bit. Bye, Barney. Hmm.

Postie must have delivered it

I don't know how, but it fell open.

Night, night, pot-bellied munchy.

Very nice. Love you, Barney.

I'd love some food, I'm starving!

Lemon curd and sausage anyone?

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