Marathon Nev Bear Behaving Badly


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Oh, I tell you something, Nev,

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I'm gonna be in great shape for this fun run today.

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-NEV SLURPS

-Nev!

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BURP!

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-LAUGHTER FROM TV

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Nev, how many jam sandwiches have you eaten today?

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I dunno.

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-TURNS TV OFF

-Oh!

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You should be treating your body like a temple, not a rubbish tip!

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-You're supposed to be doing this fun run with me today.

-No way, Jose!

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I know you wouldn't finish it, but you've got to do more exercise

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-and eat less jam.

-Oh, Jam! Jam, please! Jam, jam, jam!

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I'm not talking about this now, cos I've got to get ready...

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for my fun run.

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-TURNS TV ON

-Ha-ha! Yum-yum!

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Ha-ha!

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It's empty. Come back in ten minutes. Well, go on! Hop it!

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HE BLOWS RASPBERRY Oh...kids!

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Oh! Why-oh-why did I allow Beatrice to go on holiday

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without making me extra ice cream?

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Bouncer Boy isn't exactly running the speediest ice cream production line.

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KAZOO MUSIC

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Morning! Lovely morning!

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Wait a minute! What's that monkey doing on my patch?

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That's one of Mr Go-Go Ice's monkeys.

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Oi, monkey! MONKEY RINGS BELL

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Move on somewhere else! I sell ice cream on this street.

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MONKEY CHATTERS At least, I would sell any ice cream,

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if I had any ice cream to sell. Where's that Bouncer Boy?

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Here you go, Uncle. Ice cream!

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-Is this it?!

-Yeah.

-It's taken you two hours

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-to make one measly tub of ice cream?

-Miaow!

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Excuse me if your ice cream maker's broken!

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We had to make that by hand, didn't we, Bandit?

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-Well, I need ice cream and I need it fast!

-Grrr!

-Grrr!

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Mm! Yum-yum!

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Oi-oi! Easy on the jam, thank you!

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-Mine!

-Mine now! See you later.

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-Love you, Barney.

-Love you, too, mate.

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Yum-yum!

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-Hello, Mr Prank. What have you got there?

-Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir.

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It's my ice cream-making machine. Well, it was. It's conked out.

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I dunno how I'm gonna power it to get more ice cream made up.

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Oh. If you do get it fixed, do me a favour,

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-don't give Nev any more ice cream.

-Oh! Be my pleasure!

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While I'm thinking about it, do you know any fitness trainers?

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-Nev could do with getting into shape.

-Fitness trainers?

-Yeah.

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Oh...

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NEV PANTS

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Faster, bear! I've got customers waiting! Ha-ha!

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Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

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Oh, dear! Oh! Oh!

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-Faster, I say! Faster, bear!

-Mr Prank?

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-Ha-ha!

-Mr Prank, are you OK?

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Oh, yeah. Sorry! Yes, if I think of any fitness trainers,

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I'll let you know straightaway, sir.

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-Hey, good luck with the machine.

-Oh, I'll think of something.

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-All right. See you later, then.

-Bye-bye!

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Oh, fitness trainer, eh? Oh, you're good, Andy Prank!

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-Ha-ha!

-KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS

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Aaargh! Angry Pants!

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Oh, look! The Quickstep 5,000!

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We'll be using this baby later, bear!

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-No, no, no!

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yes!

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I'm here because I want...

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I mean, Mr Barney wants a fit and healthy bear.

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And that's what Mr Barney's going to get -

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-whatever it takes!

-Oh, frightened.

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-So, it's goodbye, sandwiches.

-Oh!

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-Goodbye, cakes!

-Oh!

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-And goodbye, crisps!

-Ow!

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And hello... healthy green salad-y stuff.

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Yucky!

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And that is just the tip of the iceberg!

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Ha-ha! Tip of the iceberg...!

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Anyway, bear, it's time...

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for your first work-out. BEEP!

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Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

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-Ha-ha!

-Oh, no, you don't!

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-Run!

-MR PRANK BLOWS WHISTLE

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NEV GASPS

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KAZOO MUSIC

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-Hello, monkey.

-BEAR MAKES MONKEY NOISES

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Where are you...bear?

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What?

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Oh, thanks. Now push off, monkey!

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-Argh! Where are you, bear?

-Ah! Phew-ee!

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-Love you, monkey!

-BEAR MAKES MONKEY NOISES

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That one.

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Wait! That one.

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MR PRANK BLOWS WHISTLE Don't you dare, bear.

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Aaargh! Angry Pants!

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TYRES SCREECH I thought I told you to push off!

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Ah! Ah! Coming to get me!

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Aaaah!

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Run! Help! Aaaah!

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Not a bad start. A good chase...

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is an excellent form of exercise, bear.

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Bear?

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Ha-ha! Now I've got you, bear!

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Remember, bear, this exercise isn't for your own good -

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it's for mine. I mean... for Mr Barney's.

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Ah! MR PRANKS CACKLES

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-Here I am.

-Here you are, indeed!

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Right, what's next? Oh!

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Right...let's go bouncing, bear.

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OK, blue bear. Bounce, bounce, bounce.

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-My, Mr Prank, em... what are you doing?

-Hello, Postie!

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I'm putting the blue bear through his trampoline paces.

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THUD!

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-I'm...his fitness trainer.

-Can't train me!

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-Run!

-That bear's given me the slip again.

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-Where are you?

-Oh. Hungry.

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KLAXON WAILS

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You can try all you like...bear.

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-But the fridge door is triple-locked.

-Oh!

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Help!

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-THUD!

-Ouch!

-Oh, yes, and, eh...

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-all the cupboard doors are locked down too.

-Hungry!

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Hungry.

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-Nothing!

-Oh, yes... THUD!

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Sorry. The entire flat has been swept for nibbles.

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Hungry. Oh!

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Oh, poor Nev. Angry Pants has cleaned him right out of grub.

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Which means Nev's gonna come down here and clean me out of grub!

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Come on, Crazy Keith. Eat everything before he gets here.

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-Yucky!

-It's healthy.

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-Still yucky!

-All right.

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-When I get back, we can make some ice cream together.

-Yippee!

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MR PRANK CACKLES Oh, yes...

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I'm looking forward to you being fit enough

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to help me with my ice cream-making...bear.

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MR PRANK CACKLES EVILLY

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-Oh.

-NEV SOBS

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Ha-ha! Oh, Bouncer Boy, come here.

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-I want you to get me one of those Go-Go ice creams.

-What?

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-Wait a sec! You hate Go-Go ices.

-I know.

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-But there's a certain blue...bear that loves it.

-Oh.

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-What about us?

-Oh, yes, all right. You can have one too.

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-Mia-a-ow!

-Bandit wants sprinkles.

-Just get the ice cream!

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Oh! Have you not remembered anything I taught you?

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-Push in! Push in!

-Oh, yeah.

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-Oi! Out of the way, you! Get out of the way. Rrrr!

-Miaow!

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-No!

-Wah!

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-THUD!

-Miaow!

-Oh, do it yourself, Prank.

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-Crazy Keith! Crazy Keith!

-KEITH CHOKES

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Oh, dancing dingoes, Nev!

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-You gave me quite a fright.

-Hungry.

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Oh, sorry, Nev. I'm clean out of grub myself.

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-Even the biscuit jar's empty. Look.

-Oh!

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Oh! Mondo problemo.

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NEV SOBS

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Eh...there, there, Nev.

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-Something'll turn up.

-THUD!

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Come and get it, little blue...bear.

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-What's Angry Pants up to now?

-Come and get the ice cream.

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-NEV SNIFFS

-Mm. Hungry.

-Oh, what is it, Nev?

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Mm, mm! Ice cream!

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Ha-ha! I think your nose is seeing things, buddy!

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Mm. Ice cream!

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-Wait! I think you're right, Nevvy.

-KEITH SNIFFS

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-I can smell ice cream, too.

-Come and get it, little blue...bear!

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-Come and get the ice cream.

-Ice cream!

-Don't listen to Angry Pants!

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-It's a trap. I'm sure of it.

-Come and get the lovely...

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-ice cream.

-Yum-yum!

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-Aaah!

-Ow!

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Don't do it, Nev! It's a trap!

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NEV SNIFFS

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Come here...bear.

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You know you want the ice cream.

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-Come here.

-Ice cream.

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-NEV SNIFFS

-Ah! Yum-yum.

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-Shibidee-ah! Ice cream.

-BOING!

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Now, please!

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Got you now...bear.

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-Ah!

-Look at him run, Uncle Andy!

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That's it, blue...bear. Run as much as you like.

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But you ain't goin' nowhere.

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Oh, at last I've found a use for you.

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You run, which provides the power

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-for my lovely ice cream machine.

-Ah!

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And I provide the ice cream for my customers.

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-Mi-a-a-ow!

-Perfecto!

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THEY LAUGH Come on, bear! Knees up!

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You're not gonna stop until I'm...

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king of the cones again in the this neighbourhood. That Go-Go monkey,

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he's history! Ha-ha!

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Get your Prank's ice creams here! Thank you, sir.

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Twice as nice as Go-Go's ice creams. Ha-ha!

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Yoo-hoo! Lovely day for selling ice cream, Mr Monkey!

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MONKEY BLOWS RASPBERRY And the same to you! What d'you want?

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PIPES GURGLE

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-Love you, ice cream.

-That's it, Nev. Keep on running.

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Hup-two, hup-two, hup-two! Ha-ha! Hup-two...

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Oh, poor Nev! Your little blue legs are gonna wear out at this rate.

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-Go, go, go!

-No, no, no!

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Stop, Nev! Stop NOW!

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N-N-No. Hungry.

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But you're not gettin' any closer to the ice cream up there.

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You're just running power to Angry Pant's machine over there.

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-Stop, Nev!

-NEV PANTS

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Keith's right. All this running is giving Angry Pants

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-free power.

-Well, it's helping Nev to get fit, just like Barney wants.

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Fit to drop, more like! Stop running, Nev!

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Before it's too late!

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So, Nev, have you decided what you're gonna do?

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Zoo-oo-oo-oom!

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NEV PANTS

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Oh, strewth! That's worse than playing football with the kangaroos.

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Come on, Bouncer Boy. BANDIT PURRS

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This is my patch, Go-Go monkey.

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So why don't you Go-Go away!

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-Nice one, Unc'!

-Go-Go away!

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What? What are you doin'?

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-Miaow!

-I wouldn't stand for that, Uncle!

-So...

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you wanna play it dirty, do you, monkey boy?

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-Yeah!

-YOU are cruising... for a bruising.

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Yeah-yeah! Run!

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Hang on...

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Oh, I get it. You've been planning

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-to blow up Angry Pant's machine all along.

-Too right, bro!

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MACHINE HISSES

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-Oh, whackadoo! I don't think it can take much more, captain.

-Run!

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-Run!

-The machine's gonna blow!

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-And I know exactly where to put the ice cream explosion.

-Yeah-yeah.

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Come and get it, fellas! Ha-ha!

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-MR PRANK CACKLES

-Fire!

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Strike! Got him, Uncle!

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Got you, Bouncer Boy! Hee-hee!

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Hee-hee! Whackadoo! This is fun, Nev.

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Shibidee-ah!

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Ha-ha! Bull's-eye, Nev.

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-MACHINE BEEPS

-You can stop now, Nev. Nev!

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-Ice creamy...kaboom!

-Huh?!

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-MACHINE HISSES

-I'm outta here!

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MACHINE BEEPS

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BANG!

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Ah...ah...ah.

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-Bang!

-WHIRR!

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-NEV GASPS

-Yum-yum!

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-Miaow!

-Go on!

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No-one treads on Andy Prank's turf and gets away with it.

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Go on! Go on, you chicken!

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HE CLUCKS

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-Actually, that's a... That's a monkey.

-Oh, yeah.

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-THAT'S a chicken.

-Eh?

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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

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Oi! No chickens allowed in my flats! Grrr!

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And as for that blue...bear.

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He's history.

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-Yum-yum!

-DOOR OPENS

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All right, Nev? Whoa!

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-What a mess!

-Aaargh! Frightened.

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No! Nev, it's Barney. Look, I've got my medal on.

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They all loved my costume. What d'you think?

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NEV CLUCKS

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No wonder it's smoky! You've been doin' some serious treadin' on this.

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It says you've done 350 miles. Nice work, mate!

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DOOR OPENS Well, well, well.

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What have we here, then?

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A blue bear and his chicken buddy.

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Well, no animals or birds allowed in this block, so any final requests

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-before I run you out of this flat?

-Mr Prank...

-Button it, bird brain!

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-There's only one boss around here, and his name is...

-Angry Pants!

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Yeah, Angry P... Grrr!

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..Andy Prank! So, find yourself an egg,

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and sit on it...beaky!

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No, Mr Prank. It's me. It's Barney.

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Aaaah! MR PRANK LAUGHS

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Yes, of course, Mr Barney, sir. No, I knew. All along...

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Just a little joke I was havin' with you...beaky.

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-Scaredy pants!

-Oh, is that the...?

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Oh, well, I... I've gotta... Ciao!

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-What a funny guy!

-Love you, Barney.

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I love you, too. So, I suppose you'll be tidying up now?

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What?! Barney! No way, Jose!

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Yum-yum!

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My...ice cream machine!

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Waa-aaa-aah!

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