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BANGING, NEV'S TEETH CHATTER

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Looks like the hot chocolates are off, Nev.

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NEV WHIMPERS

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NEV CONTINUES TO WHIMPER

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H-H-Hottie?

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I can't do a hot water bottle, mate, the pipes are still frozen.

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Look, even Uncle Rupert's feeling it today.

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I dunno why it's so cold!

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A-Angry...P-P-P-Pants!

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Yeah. His new freezers are freeing us!

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Grrr! A-Angry P-P-Pants!

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Come on, Nev, we'll go and ask him. I'LL do the talking.

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Can't scare m-m-m-me!

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HE GRUNTS

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-B-B-Barney!

-What?

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-Stuck! F-F-F-Frozen!

-Oh, come on.

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One big one!

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Aaargh!

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Ouch!

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It's a scorching hot sunny day and you two are dressed for midwinter!

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-Here's your mail.

-Thanks. And sorry about your Post Box.

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We'll defrost it later.

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Yes, maybe you could do theirs as well.

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-Nev, I think it's time for action.

-Too right, bro!

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HE SCREAMS

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Whoa!

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Mr Prank's frozen solid!

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Here.

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HOLLOW KNOCKING

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CREAKING

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SHATTERING

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No more frozen pipes, Nev. Hot chocolates all round.

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And, hot hotties.

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-How's Mr Prank?

-Still Cold.

-I've got an idea.

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-Gimme that.

-Oh!

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Well, that's certainly warming him up.

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THEY COUGH

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MR PRANK SNEEZES

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MR PRANK AND NEV LAUGH

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Ah, you, bear... Where am I? What happened?

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We brought you here after your freezers put the frost on you.

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Yeah-yeah!

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No, No, No. No, Mr Barney, sir, you've got it wrong.

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My freezers didn't freeze me, they're fine.

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Top of the range, actually. They have to be,

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if my ice cream is to remain frozen.

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Ice cream!

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Amazing flavours. I've spent every last penny on them.

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My two new freezers made sure it didn't melt in the heatwave.

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I'd be ruined if those two freezers let me down.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

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What?

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MR PRANK SOBS

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Not my ice cream!

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Oh! Sorry, Mr Angry-Pants. Sorry, Barney.

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You weren't to know turning off the freezer would melt the ice cream.

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HE WAILS

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I'm...I'm ruined!

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Do you hear me? I'm ruined!

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Everything's ruined!

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Oh, poor Mr Prank, Nev.

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His ice cream business is really down the pan.

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Oh! Don't say that!

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Come on, Nev, what can we do to help?

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How can we raise money to replace that ice cream?

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-Um...

-What would people like us give Mr Prank money for?

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Prizes!

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Yeah. But, for doing what?

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Hm... A game! I win!

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Raffle?

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A raffle! Great idea! That would definetely raise enough cash,

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-and Mr Prank needs that.

-Yeah-yeah!

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-What was that?

-Nev was saying we should have a raffle

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-to raise some cash for ice cream.

-I don't care what that blue bear says!

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Wait a minute... That's not such a bad idea!

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Well done, Nev. What about raffle prizes?

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Prizes?

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Thanks to that bear I've got no money for prizes!

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My business is in TATTERS!

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You'll need prizes, and they have to be really different

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so people like me rush out and buy tickets.

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Different, you say?

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A year's supply of pickled onions?

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-I've got a job lot needs shifting.

-Yo, icky!

-Yeah,

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I was going for different, not disgusting.

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-Second prize could be a dinner date!

-Sounds expensive.

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Not if the dinner date is here... with me!

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NEV SCREAMS

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Yeah, sounds like fun(!)

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-What about the first prize? That has to be best of all.

-First prize.

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Got it! You could win your own personal butler for the day!

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Someone who cleans, cooks, shines your shoes?

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-That's what I had in mind.

-What a great first prize!

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Mr Prank will be your butler!

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Groovy!

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-No, no, not me!

-Yeah, it's a great idea.

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-We'd empty our piggy banks for that, wouldn't we?

-Too right, bro!

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OK, then. I'll be butler for the day.

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You wait here and I'll come back and sell you some raffle tickets.

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So...get your money ready!

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HE SNEEZES

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Oh. There...

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that's 100 raffle tickets you owe me for, bear!

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-MUFFLED:

-Don't scare me!

-Oh, really? Well... Oh!

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-Hello, Mr Barney, sir.

-Hey.

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I was just giving some raffle tickets to young Neville here.

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He mentioned something about giving me all his pocket money for them...

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-MUFFLED:

-No! No! No!

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-Nev, that's brilliant! Wait there a second.

-OK.

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-There you go.

-Oh, thank you very much! Oh, very nice!

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Well, you know what they say, don't you?

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-They say "every little helps."

-It certainly does!

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In fact, I'll get Beatrice to buy some too.

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Oh, righto. Very good, sir, yes very good.

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Bear!

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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Ah!

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Aaaargh!

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Oh, my nephew, Bouncer Boy!

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CAT MEOWS

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Before you eat all the ice cream I have left to my name,

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I want you to write your name on these tickets.

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What for?

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Because I don't want...

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Because I don't want to lose the raffle draw!

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And what's in it for me?

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Er... How about a year's supply of pickled onions?

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Brilliant!

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-Hang on...

-What?

-How do you know you'll win the raffle?

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Because I'm going to cheat! Now help me write your name on these tickets!

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Heh, heh! Come on.

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HE CHUCKLES WICKEDLY

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Crikey! Good job I decided to eat out today.

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Sounds like Angry-Pants is running a crooked raffle.

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Cor! I better warn Nev.

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Just as soon as I've finished up here! Ha, ha, ha!

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Sorry, I didn't fancy the prizes. Maybe next time?

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OK, Beetroot.

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I see enough of Mr Prank without having him in my house for the day!

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Mr Prank?

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Oh, yeah, um, first prize in Mr Prank's raffle is his...

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services as your personal butler for the day.

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My personal butler?

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You, er...clicked, m'lady?

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Yes. Fetch me a snack before you massage me bunions.

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It'll be an honour, m'lady.

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Mmmmm!

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So... Would you like to buy a few raffle tickets?

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Oh! I'll take the lot!

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-Oh!

-See you later, Nev.

-OK, Beetroot.

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# Do de doo, do de doo doo...

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Psst! Get yourself down under, Nevvie! It's about the raffle!

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I tell you, Angry Pants and Bouncer Boy are gonna fix your raffle!

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Not broken!

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No, not fix as in broken,

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fix as in cheat!

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Ah! Cheat!

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-Yeah!

-Let's go!

-Come on!

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Here's Barney and Nev's tickets, they sold the lot.

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And this must be all my lovely money!

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I'll see you at Mr Barney's later for the draw.

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-Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world!

-Of course!

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Not that you'll be one of the winners!

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Seeing as how your raffle ticket stubs

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are about to go down the chute!

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Ooh, this is fun!

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Ha, ha, ha! I'm a genius! I'm a genius!

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Oh, wack-a-doo! What a cheek, Nev!

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-We have to get those tickets!

-Run!

-Yeah!

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THEY STRAIN

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Come on, Nevvie! Wack-a-do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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CRASH

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Wait for me-e-e-e-e-e!

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CRASH

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Ouch!

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Ha, ha, ha! Right, Let's get this raffle started!

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You did write your name on the raffle stubs, didn't you?

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MEOW

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-Oh, yeah! It was worse than doing lines!

-Yeah, well,

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so be it. Now, all you have to do, is put those in the tombola.

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-In there!

-Oh!

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MR PANIC CACKLES

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-Oh, they've gone!

-Can't scare me!

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Open up, Nevvie!

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Quick!

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Right, let's get this big raffle draw started.

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Bout time, I'm starving!

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-Ow!

-Whose to say you'll win anything, Bouncer Boy?

-You did!

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Oh...what a sense of humour!

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THEY LAUGH

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Before I announce the first winner, I think Mr Prank would like to say

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thank you to everyone for donating money to save his business.

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You've donated more than he expected or needs.

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-Yeah...

-Round of applause...?

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Um, er, anyway, can we just get on with it, please?

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-Mr Barney, sir.

-With that said,

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any money left over will be donated to the Save The Blue Bear Fund,

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-of which Nev here is a patron.

-Groovy!

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-What?!

-OK.

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The winner of the year's supply of pickled onions is...

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ahh...

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Bouncer... B-Bouncer... It's Bouncer Boy!

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-Yes!

-Well done!

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Where was I? Ah...

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240...260...

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The winner of the second prize - a dinner date with Mr Prank...

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-DRUMROLLS

-..is...

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-SHE WHISPERS

-Postie, Postie, Postie...

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..Beatrice.

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-What?

-No! It can't be! I...I didn't even buy a ticket!

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There must be a mistake.

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I'm sorry, Bea, I...I bought you one.

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What?!

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Oh, great!

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More, please.

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And so to the grand prize of Mr Prank being your obedient servant -

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er, butler, butler - is...

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Excuse me, Mr Barney, if you don't mind, I'll draw this one meself.

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-Ooh, ooh, ooh, hang on a minute.

-Eh?

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For luck.

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HE SHUDDERS

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Right.

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Thank you, Mr Barney.

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And the winner is...

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Bounce...

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Neville the...Bear?!

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What?!

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-CAT MEOWS

-You said I'd win everything!

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Er...what's that, dear nephew?

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Er...no...I said you MIGHT win...

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Yes, that's it, I said you MIGHT win everything. HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, has that blown it?

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-You bet it has!

-SHE WAILS

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BOUNCER SOBS

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Well...there you go, Nev.

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-Mr Prank is now your butler. Enjoy your prize.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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AAAATTTCHOO! SPLAT!

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Er...sorry. Sorry, Mr Barney, sir. Sorry.

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Yucky. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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NEV SIGHS

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Nev, enjoy being waited on hand and foot by Mr Prank while I'm away.

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I'll see you in a bit.

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-Love you, Barney.

-Bye.

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Hungry! Now, please!

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HE GROWLS All right, bear...

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Flour.

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Mr Angry Pants! Straw, please!

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All right.

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Butler.

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DRINK BUBBLES

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-Where was I? Oh, yeah...

-Mr Angry Pants!

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What?

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Thank you.

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HE GROWLS

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Right. Where was I?

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Eggs.

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Sardines.

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Gherkins.

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NEV SIGHS Pepper.

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AAAATTTCHOO!

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SPLAT!

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Oh, of course. My...secret ingredient.

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Brussel... HE LAUGHS

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..sprouts.

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Ooh, look at that.

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Right...an hour in the oven.

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SQUELCH!

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And that should be a feast... fit...for a...

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bear!

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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NEV SIGHS

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Hungry.

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Food! Food! Food! Food!

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-CUTLERY CLATTERS

-Food! Food! Food!

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There. One Pranks Delight... for my master.

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HE LAUGHS

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Yeah, yeah!

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This is my favourite meal... HE LAUGHS

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..so...enjoy.

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NEV SCOFFS FOOD

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NEV BURPS

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Finished!

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But...I've only just...

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I mean...but that had all that...

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-More! More!

-HE BURPS

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BELL JINGLES

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Do you require something...

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sir?

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NEV CHORTLES

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Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

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HE GROWLS

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AAAAATTTCHOOO!

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Chase game - now, please.

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Of course I'll chase you, Bear.

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-After all, you're the boss.

-Hey!

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Oh, hey Beatrice.

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How are the dinner plans going for the date with Mr Plank?

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-A lot better now that I'm not gonna be there.

-What?

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-Well, who is?

-Well, it's Nev's idea really,

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but I managed to give my winning ticket

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to an special friend of Mr Prank's. She and the meal are waiting now.

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-CLATTER!

-You can't scare me!

-What was that?

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That sounds like...trouble.

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-Hey, what's going on?

-Mr Barney, sir -

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your bear has made my life un...bearable since you left.

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He's had me chasing round here for hours and hours.

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No way, Jose!

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It's been tough but I'll be OK once I've had a little sit down

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and a bite to eat.

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A bite to eat?

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Oh, I forgot - your dinner date, who is ready and waiting in your flat.

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My dinner date? But I thought it was...

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Coo-ee!

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Hello, my special delivery!

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Help...me...!

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Ah...

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alone at last! How lovely.

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NEV GIGGLES

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-Oh, yeah!

-SHE GIGGLES

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Woo-hoo!

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Anyway, what did you cook for them tonight?

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A recipe that Nev gave me. Really weird ingredients,

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-but apparently it's Mr Prank's favourite meal.

-Hope they enjoy it.

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Yum, yum!

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