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-BICYCLE BELL RINGS -Doo-doo-dooh. Do-do-do-dooh. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-How was your trip to the farm? -Yeah-yeah! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Did you like the sheep? -Ba-a-ah! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-And the ducks? -Duckies, yeah-yeah! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-What about the cows, did you like them? -Hmmm. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
You're not scared of cows, are you? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Can't scare me. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
-Good. Cos I've got you a present. Look in that bag. -Oh! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
Mooo! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Look at that. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
That is bootiful. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Absolutely bootiful. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
And to think Mummy said I had no artistic talent. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
She never encouraged me... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Oh, I missed a spot. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
I'll go and get this locked up | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-and you can make us a cup of tea. -Groovy! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, and Nev, don't forget the milk. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Huh? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Mooo! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Lovely, lovely, lovely. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Doo-doo-dooh. Do-do-do-dooh. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
NEV GASPS | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
MR PRANK GROWLS | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Mooo! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
THUD! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Well, little blue bear? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Let's see how clever you are once I've painted the ceiling with ya. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Atchoo! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
You drive my allergies crazy, bear. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
As well as the rest of me! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Oh, hello, Mr Prank. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Hello, Mr Barney. How are you, sir? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Fine, thanks. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-I see you've been painting. -(Help!) | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Help! He-elp...helps me to relax. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
I like to keep the place in tip-top shape. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-Oh, good. -Love you, Barney... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
What did you just say? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I...love...lovely to see you, Mr Barney. We don't see enough of ya. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
-Haven't seen you since... -This morning. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
This morning? It's been a long day. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-That's Nev's cow! -Look at that. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
COW SQUEAKS | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
-Erm, you've got your foot on it. -I-I'll move it. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
No, you've moved the wrong foot. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Right. Sorry. There you are. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Thanks. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
NEV GROANS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
-Right, I'd best be going. -All right, Mr Barney. Yep, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
Ah, Nev, there you are. I've found your cow. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
O-oh. Groovy... | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Come on. Let's get that cup of tea. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
NEV GROWLS | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-Ow! -Oh! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Aah, I knew it was just a matter of time before you fell at my feet. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:31 | |
Aww. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
BARNEY SIGHS | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
How are you feeling, Nev? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, sleepy bear. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-It's been a long day, hasn't it? -Mmm. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh, well. Night-night. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Love you, Barney. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
I love you too. Oh! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
I almost forgot. You won't be needing snuggly Duck-duck tonight. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:51 | |
Not when you've got...your cow. There you go. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Oh, look at him go. Night, mate. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
See you in the morning. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Get rid of the creepy cow. He's evil. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
But he's a present from Barney. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
OK. Don't blame me if it comes alive in the night | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
and drowns everyone in milk. It could happen! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Oh... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
HE TREMBLES | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Mooo! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
HE SNORES | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Mooo! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Huh! What?! Where?! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I'm up. Is something on fire? Wha...? Why's it so dark? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm blind! I'm blind! Whoa! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
It's OK. I figured it out. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
What's that banging? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
POUNDING ON DOOR | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Everything OK, Mr Prank? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
HE PANTS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
I get it! Charades. I love that game! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Even if it is really early. Is it a TV show? No, a film? Is it a book? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
Painting! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Right. You're not supposed to tell me, though. It's against the rules. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Painting! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Oh! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Well? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Well?! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Well, it's very nice. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Nice?! Nice? It's vandalism is what that is. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
That blue menace has got a lot to answer for. He messed up my wall. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
Atchoo! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Hello, Mr Angry Pants. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
-Nev, have you got anything to do with this? -No way! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-See, Mr Prank, it wasn't Nev. -Well, of course, of course. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
-Of course you're right, Mr Barney, sir. Yeah. -Great. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
-But! If I ever find out who did this, he... -Or she. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
..or she will have broken the rules of living here. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
And I will have to ask them to leave. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Rules...is rules. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Sure. See you later, then. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
MR PRANK GROWLS | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Ah! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I'll get you, you little blue menace. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
And when I get proof, you'll be out on your raggedy little ear. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:31 | |
SQUELCHING | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Ha-ha-haa. Huh? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Oh. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Ohh, no-o... | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Bear! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Hey, Nev, I saw the painting you did outside. Fantastic, buddy! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
N-n-n-no! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-What? You're telling me it wasn't you? -No way, Jose. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Mr Angry Pants sure thinks it was. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
He's been ranting like a loon about you all morning. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
HEAVY FOOTSTEPS Listen! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
I know it was that blue menace who destroyed my beautiful wall. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-And when I prove it, I... -He's calmed down a lot. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
-Should have heard him earlier. -Can't scare me! -Good bear! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
It wasn't you who did the painting. And it wasn't me, either. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Though I am quite an artist! Have I shown you the family portrait I did? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:26 | |
Ta-da! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Hmmm. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-Keith. -No, that's Uncle Bruce. He looks like me, though. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh. Keith! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Er, no. That's me mam. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Keith? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
-No, that's a tree! Look, it's not finished yet. -Oops. -Oh, wackadoo. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
If it wasn't us who did the hallway, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-I think it's time we investigated. Come on, Nevvie! -Groovy! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
Nevvie? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Nevvie! This way! Oh, give me strength. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-Hey, Mr Prank. -It's finished. Look! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
It's all perfect again. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, good. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
MR PRANKS YAWNS | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Well, I'm off to bed. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Probably straight to sleep. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
I do hope nobody touches my lovely wall again. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
I probably shouldn't leave these paints here... | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
but, er...I'm too tired... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
to put them away. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
Ha-ha. Goodnight, Mr Barney. Ha-ha! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
He just gets weirder. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
-Hi, Barney. -Hey, Beatrice, I got flowers for you. -Oh, um... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
-They're lovely. -I didn't buy them. I found them in a skip. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
I was rummaging around in the bin bags, saw these and thought of you. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
It's the thought that counts. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-I can put them back in the skip. -No, they're lovely. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Are you sure? OK, whatever. I've gotta go and get back to the skip. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
-Get around the rubbish and stuff. I love rubbish. -OK, bye, then. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
Bye, Beatrice. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh! What was that? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Ha-ha! Oh, what a disguise. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Right, I'm gonna get you... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
this time, bear! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
You see if I don't! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
COCK CROWS | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
MR PRANK SNORES | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
Arrghh! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
BARNEY SCREAMS | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Thwwrrp! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
THEY ALL SCREAM | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
EVERYONE SPEAKS AT ONCE | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
OK, everyone! Take a deep breath. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
THEY ALL INHALE | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Right. Now, tell me exactly what happened. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Thank you, Nev. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-OK, now, let's try that again. One at a time. -Yep. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Mr Prank. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
That...bear... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
painted my wall...again! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Nev, did you paint the wall? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Let's take that as a no. Barney? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
He has no proof. Why do you have Nev's cow? And Beatrice's flowers? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
Ah! Well, why are you wearing roller skates? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I happen to like wearing roller skates. I exercise... | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
The yellow wheels do clash a little bit, sir. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
THEY BOTH SPEAK | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
OK, everyone! Just calm down. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
-Ten miles an hour... -I'll hire a detective and figure this out. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Did you just say you'll hire a detective to figure this out? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
No. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Although it did sound like me. It's a good idea, too. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Shame I don't know how to get hold of a detective. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
Hello? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
What's this? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Balderdash Holmes. World's Greatest Detective. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
No case too big or too small. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Will accept payment in ice cream! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh, and there's a phone number here, too. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Ring him! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Do it! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Now! Now! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Well, I will, then. Yeah. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
HE DIALS Ahem! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
-Crazy Keith! -Shh! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
It is I, Balderdash Holmes, ace detective! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
Dum-dum-du-um! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-But, I haven't finished... -Dialling my number? I know. I'm that good. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
I can detect anything! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
-Hmm. -Oh. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I was expecting someone taller. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Are you questioning me? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
-Er, no. -I can't work for a client who doubts me. -No... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
I am going to need your absolute support if I am to solve this case. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
OK. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Good! Now slap yourself in the face. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-What? -Are you questioning me again? -No, no. -Then slap the face! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
Harder! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Good. Now say, "Wiggly-woggly, wiggly-woggly-woo!" | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
-Pardon? -I said, "Wiggly-woggly-woo!" | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
-Wiggly-woggly, wiggly-w-woggly-woo. -Excellent! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-400 ice creams as payment. -200. -Done! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Now, onto the case. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Let's consider the evidence. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
You have a fancy picture of a certain... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
blue bear. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Hey! Nev, buddy. It's me, Keith! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
No way, Jose. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Meanwhile, his partner in crime, Barney, woke up wearing roller skates | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
that he did not go to bed in. Hmm. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:40 | |
And my client awoke holding a cow and flowers | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
that do not belong to him. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Not forgetting a certain young lady | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
who woke with red and blue spots all over her face. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
What?! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Has nobody told her yet? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Oops! | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
HER DOOR SLAMS | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
SHE SNARLS | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Anyway, and as I was saying... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
A case like this with such weird clues is impossible to solve... | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
THEY ALL SIGH | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
..for anyone but I, Balderdash Holmes. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Dum-dum-du-um! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Thank you, Nev. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Last night, I installed hidden cameras. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-So I can reveal exactly what happened. -But that was before... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Before I was on the case? Yes, I told you I was good. Nev? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Please start the tape, if you'd be so kind. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
SALSA MUSIC | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
As you can see... HE GASPS | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-Nev! -Nev, that's the wrong tape. -Oops. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
Ahem! Thank you. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
This is the hallway, as of 8pm last night. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:02 | |
'Ha-ha-ha! Oh, what a disguise...' | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
'I'll get you, bear. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
-'Ha-ha-ha. You just see if I don't.' -HE CHUCKLES | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
I was...hiding in disguise so as to catch the villain. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:22 | |
My plan was to stay awake all night, and catch him red... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
pawed. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Wind it on, Nev. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
This is the hallway as of 8.17pm. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
MR PRANK SNORES | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
I haven't slept well recently. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
You're certainly catching up there. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
HE SNORES | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Aha! I knew it was you! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Was not! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
Dum-dum-du-um! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
But...I... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
I'm sorry, Barney. They were lovely but I'm allergic to daffodils. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:11 | |
They bring my face out in blue and red spots. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Oh...the spots don't look that bad, do they? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
I-I... No, no. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I hardly even noticed them. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
I-I-I thought they rather suited you. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Right, OK. The mask stays on! Wind the tape on, Nev. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Nev! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
I knew it was him! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
There I am. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Not so fast. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Dum-dum-du-um! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-Nev! -Sorry, Barney. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
-But why would you throw your cow away? -Frightened. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
It does look quite weird. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
No, it doesn't. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Moo! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Next time you're scared, tell me, OK? We don't need secrets. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
Oh, really? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Nev, wind the tape on again. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
NEV GASPS | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Barney! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
I knew it was him! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Is there anyone you knew it definitely wasn't? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
Well, I knew it wasn't me. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Look, it wasn't me. I can explain. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Yes! Because Barney has a terrible secret all of his own. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
Roller disco! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-NEV GASPS -Dum-dum-dum-du-u-um! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
It's true, OK? It's true. I'm addicted to roller disco. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
I think roller disco's cool. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Well, yeah. It helps me keep in shape and I prefer it to dancing. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Groovy! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
So, if Nev, Barney and I didn't do the painting, who did? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Aha! This brings me to the last jaw-dropping, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
hard-to-believe, sensational piece of mind-blowing evidence. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
Dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum... | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
-KEITH YAWNS -..dum-dum, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
-dum-dum... -HE INHALES | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-I think you're milking it now, Nev. -..du-u-u... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
u-u-u-u-um! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
HE GROANS | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
Well, press play, Nev! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Aah, OK. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
# ..short, he's blue, he's loved by me and you, Nev the bear | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
# Nev the bear... # | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
It was you! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Sleep-painting! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Well, yeah, I mean... But, t-there w-was... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
HE STAMMERS | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Oh! Hello? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just on my way now, funnily enough. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
I'll see you in a moment, then. Bye! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Well, that wraps that up. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-How crazy was that? -Whoever heard of someone sleep-painting? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
It's much more common than you'd imagine. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
# ..he's cuddly, we all think that he's lovely, Nev the bear | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
# Nev the bear, he's cute, he's cuddly | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
(ALL) # We all think that he's lovely, Nev the bear, Nev the bear | 0:19:48 | 0:19:53 | |
# He's cute, he's cuddly, we all think that he's lovely | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
# Nev the bear, Nev the bear... # | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
You are one popular bear, Nevvie. Ha! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Tip-toparoo! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
# ..Nev the bear, Nev the bear! # | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
-That was another exciting day, Nev. -Too right, bro. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
-How does it feel having portraits? -Groovy! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Whose was your favourite? -Keith's. -Kei...? It wasn't even a portrait. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
-You like it cos of what it was made of. -There I am. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
He doesn't look like you! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Still, I suppose he had to use all the ice cream he won off Mr Prank. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
-Shall we? -Yeah-yeah! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Oh! Mmmm. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
-Barney! -Lovely. -Barney! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-NEV SIGHS -Mine... | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
Mmm... Huh? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
NEV SIGHS | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
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