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There you go.

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Hey, look. You're Aunt Barbara.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Barbara!

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Right, let's get started.

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No way, Jose!

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You've got to be scrubbed for your photo session.

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Barbara wants you "Primped and preened like a pet pooch."

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Woof, woof, woof!

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You said it. Best doggy behaviour, all day, starting now.

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PARP!

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Oh! Oh, Nev! My mouth was open and everything.

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-Don't sniff it.

-Stinky bear!

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-He-he!

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No, no, Beatrice. If college is more important, no, no,

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I shall continue to run Prank's ice-cream business

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in secret and on my own...

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Yes, goodbye.

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Ow!

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What do I need that stupid girl for? Her and her silly recipes.

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My new precise...urgh...

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super-brainy, scientific, ice cream-making technique...

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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..will earn me a fortune. Ha-ha-ha!

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Of course! The secret ingredient...

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Gooseberries! Ha-ha-ha!

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Beatrice would never put gooseberries in her ice cream.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho!

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Are you going on holiday this year?

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-This perm brings out the colour in your eyes.

-Oh, dear, oh, dear,

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-oh, dear.

-Right, Nev. Sir's hairdo is finished.

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Oh, yucky!

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You want to look nice for Aunt Barbara's photos, don't you?

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-Let's practise some portrait poses.

-No, no, no.

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Oh, come on. Give me "happy."

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OK, right, now give me, er, "moody."

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That's lovely. OK, I want you to give me some "attitude," OK?

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As if, "Hey, I'm primped and preened, cos it's worth it,

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-"and I don't care what you think. Rrrarr!"

-Hmm.

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Yoo-hoo! Merry Crimby! >

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Where's my favourite little poochy-woochy?

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Bark, bark! Woof, woof, woof!

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Who'd like a little treaty-weaty?

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Yum-yum!

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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And... GO!

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Good boy!

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Now, Barney, I want you to know that I'm popping to the hairdresser.

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Will you make sure that Nev stays neat and tidy? Can I rely on you?

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-Of course. I'll make sure Nev's clean and tidy.

-Just make sure

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-that Nev stays looking his best.

-Hmm!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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BUBBLING

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Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

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Wow! That looks like the tastiest ice cream ever in the whole world ever!

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Ha-ha-ha! "Oh, you're a genius, Mr Prank."

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"Am I?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Don't mention it." He-he-he!

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Ha-ha! Phwoar!

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Oh no, that's a little bit too explosive for me.

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I need someone else to taste it. Bandit! Bandit, where are you?

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-Miaow!

-Oh!

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Bandit, have a little licky.

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-Argh!

-Oh, ya scaredy-cat!

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We need someone who loves ice cream so much

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they'll dive in without thinking about it.

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Yeah, someone who loves ice cream so much they'd...

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-Miaow!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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BUBBLING

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-Brr!

-Don't you look the perfect portrait of a little puppy, yes?

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-Look at your...

-Feel silly!

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You don't look silly. Well, not much.

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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Oh, I'm gonna be late for work and Aunt Barbara's still not back.

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-Can I trust you to not get in a mess and wait for her?

-Don't make me!

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Yes, that's what I thought.

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I've got to find someone to keep an eye on you. But who?

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Ooh, Keith. Keith! Crazy Keith!

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-Hello?

-Ah, g'day, Barnster!

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Ha-ha! Woo, strewth, look at you, Nevvy boy.

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Done up like a wombat's dinner. HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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I need someone to stay with Nev. Make sure he stays smart and tidy.

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He's having his photo taken.

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But me and Doris are decorating our love-nest today.

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Nev could hang out with us and the paint pots Down Under.

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Yeah!

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Ah, no, I don't think decorating's a great idea for Nev today.

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I've got the thing for keeping paint out of his hair. Nice curls!

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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What d'ya think, Barnster? Perfectamondo, or what?

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-Aye-aye, captain!

-No, I really think you should stay here.

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-Sorry, Keith.

-Whatever you say, Barney Boy.

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KNOCKING & DOOR OPENING >

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Hello? Mr Barney, sir? >

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I'd better be off. If old Angry Pants catches me, I'll be wallpaper paste.

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-Hey, it's caretaker Prank.

-Hello, Mr Barney, sir.

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Oh, hello, Neville.

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Hi, Mr Angry Pants.

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Ah-ah-atchoo!

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Erm, I'm taking a couple of hours off from my usual caretaking duties,

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and I wondered if my favourite curly-haired bear

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would like to join me for tea?

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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< No, no, no, no!

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-That's nice of you, but Nev has to wait here.

-Phew-ee!

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-They're having a photo taken. Look, he's all done up.

-Oh, yeah.

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Ah, well, then. How about if I bring the tea round

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while young Neville waits?

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Tea for two. Ha-ha-ha!

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-Atchoo!

-Urgh! Yucky!

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That sounds OK to me, Nev.

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Don't eat anything messy and wear a bib.

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Lovely.

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Help!

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Yeah... Oh, look -

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brownies...and cupcakes with "bluebear-y" icing!

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-Bear-y! Ha-ha!

-Ooh, yum, yum. Oh, love you, Mr Angrypants.

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Ah-choo!

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If you prefer, Bear, we could jump straight to the special ice cream,

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specially made for a special bear.

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-Ha-ha!

-Ooh! Oh!

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No, no, no, no!

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Ah-choo! No, no, no. Oh, no. You're right, Bear.

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This ice cream isn't for the likes of you. It's far too special

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and extremely tasty, after all.

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-How about I get some boring old vanilla ice cream instead?

-Wait...

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What was I thinking? An ordinary blue bear like you,

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eating the incredible, taste-popping...

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not for wusses, ice cream! Heh-heh!

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Mmm. Hmm.

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Yum-yum! Tip-top-eroo! Yum-yum!

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-Yaaah! I knew it! You like it, don't you?

-Yeah.

-Yes. Tell me -

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-is it the bestest ice cream you've ever tasted?

-Too right, bro!

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Yes! I'm gonna be rich, I'm gonna be rich!

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-More!

-More?

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No more for you. I'm not wasting my gooseberry surprise

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on a bear like you. I've got lots of lovely money orders to take.

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-More, please!

-Ha-ha!

-More. More.

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More...

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Heh-heh! Ha-ha!

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More! More! More! More! Oh.

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Ooh. More! Oh.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Oh!

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# I'm gonna be rich, rich! Richy, rich, rich... #

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Oh. More...

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Ah! I know, I know. Ha-ha!

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DOOR CREAKS

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JAMES BOND STYLE MUSIC

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-GRRRR!

-Whoever's at the door, Bandit, get rid of them.

-Miaow!

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Rrrrr!

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Miaow! Mew!

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Mrrr!

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# It's gonna make me rich... #

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Ah-choo!

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Errr... Uh...no. Right.

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What shall we call it?

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I know! Mr Prank's Famous Gooseberry, Gooey, Dream-Come-True-y!

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Ah-choo!

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I can smell you, Bear. Where are you?

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-Ahh! Ha-ha-ha!

-Yum, yum, yum!

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Ice cream. More, please!

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No more for you.

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Get out!

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-Can't scare me!

-Wanna bet?

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-Aah!

-Ha-ha!

-Aah...

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-Oh.

-And stay out!

-Agh!

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-Ooh!

-Ha-ha.

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-Bandit.

-Mrargh!

-Come on.

-Meow!

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Ha-ha! Nice one, Bandit!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. I'm hungry.

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Hic! Hm.

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Hic! Ha-ha-ha!

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Hic!

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Hic!

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Hic! Hmm.

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Hic! Ha-ha-ha!

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Oh! Aghh!

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You say you definitely heard that bear scream, Bandit?

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-Miaow!

-Right, you go and explore, but don't let the bear back in,

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-or I'll have your whiskers for windscreen wipers.

-Miaow.

-Go on!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Mrarh!

-Can't catch me!

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Huh? Eh? Uh! Hm.

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# The money I will make-ah! Makes me want to booty shake-ah!

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# All the money I will make-ah... #

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Yum-yum!

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CLATTER

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Ah-choo!

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-Bear!

-Mmm, mm.

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Can't catch me!

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Uh... Floating?

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Don't try any of your fancy floating stuff to get my ice cream, Bear!

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I'll have your nose for nibbles!

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Good gravy! Barney, are you there? You useless boy.

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It's nearly time for Nevvy's photo.

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-Oooh!

-Get lost!

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-Plank!

-Ah, Miss Barbara, sir...Ma'am!

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-What are you doing? What's that?

-Nothing. No.

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Are Barney and Neville out? I left Nev looking his best for his photo.

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-Barney was in charge of keeping him that way.

-He was?

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-Actually...

-If that nephew of mine, or anybody else for that matter,

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has let my little Nevvy get into a mess,

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I shall get very angry! And when I get angry...

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nobody wants to see me angry, Plank!

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No, no, of course not, no.

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I'm asking you, have you, or have you not, seen Barney or Neville?

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-Well, I...

-What's wrong with you? Are you ill, or just demented?

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I... Huh... Ah, look, there's Neville over there!

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-Where?

-There! There!

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Oh, no, no, it wasn't him.

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It was...a mouse.

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-A mouse?

-Yes.

-Help.

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I thought it was your job to get rid of the pests.

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Do you ever do any caretaking?

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What do you actually do with all your time?

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Step on it, man!

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Yes, Miss Barbara, Ma'am. I mean, no, Miss Barb... I mean, sorry, Miss...

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Caretaker, caretaker! Couldn't-care-less-taker!

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Oh, Nevvy, where are you, you little pup? And you, useless Barney...

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Now, listen. I'm gonna use your ears as egg-cosies! Ah...

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-Ah-CHOO!

-Oh!

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Ahh-CHOO!

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Ahh-CHOO!

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Oh... Ahh... Fwightened!

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-Ohh...

-Come down 'ere, Bear!

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Have you eaten something that's filled you full of air, Bear?

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Burr-rrp!

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I've never seen you do THAT before, either!

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Bur-rrp!

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That's strange.

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That smells of...

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GOOSEBERRIES!

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AAA-AAH-AHHH!

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-Oh...

-There you are, Bear.

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That'll stop you floating about and annoying me.

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Ohhh...!

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My world is in tatters, Bear.

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Nobody will want to buy an ice cream

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with floating and burping side-effects.

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Burr-rrp!

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I've got to get YOU back to normal for Miss Barbara's photo.

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Otherwise, she'll have me stuffed and mounted on a plaque before teatime.

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"Caretakus Extinctus."

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Bye-bye, Mr Angry Pants.

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Be quiet, Bear, I've got some work to do! Now, then, let me see...

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-If x equals marshmallow...

-Do-be-do-be-do...

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Be quiet, Bear! ..and y equals rhubarb...

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-then the reaction should...

-Do-be-do.

-The reaction... Shush, now!

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-The reaction should be opposite and equal...

-Do-do-be-do...

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-..to that of the reaction of... the gooseberry, yes.

-Do-be-do.

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WHOOSH!

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-Ahh, ahh...

-Do-be-do-be-do...

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Oh, be quiet, Bear... Yes.

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..and try this.

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HE SLURPS

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Hmm...mmm...

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Ye-ew. Icky.

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Arr-rrgh!

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THAT wasn't meant to happen!

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Confused.

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Look, where did THEY grow from?

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AAAAAHHH!

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Burr-rrp!

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Urgh-ughh. Are you doing this to annoy me, Bear?

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Cos if you are, it's working.

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Now, come 'ere...

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HE BREAKS WIND

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Ohh-ohh-ohh!

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Ohh...!

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Fwightened...fwightened...

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Bear, come back! There's nothing to be fwi...frightened of.

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I'm here to fix you, not hurt you. Come 'ere, Bear...

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Come back 'ere, you manky ball of fluff,

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before Miss Barbara has me fired!

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Come 'ere, Bear! PARP!

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Yee-ha!

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I'm gonna get you now, little floaty...Bear!

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I'm a wiz with a lasso... NEV BREAKS WIND

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Arrrgh!

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AAARGH! Oh...!

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Oh! Oh! Oh...

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Help! I'm being attacked!

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Sorry, Miss Barbara. I was trying to catch...that mouse, from earlier!

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-With a lasso?

-Yes...

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-Are your brains in your underpants, Prank?

-Well...

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I'm going to have to review your caretaking contract!

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NEV BREAKS WIND

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OH! Good gravy! Have you no control of yourself?

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I'm sorry, Miss Barbara, please don't sack me, I beg you.

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I...I love you, Miss Barbara.

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OH! Get off, Prank. Oh! Get off!

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I'll reconsider, if you can find Neville!

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Meantime, I'm going upstairs to find that irresponsible young Barney.

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He's got a lot of answering to do!

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Oh! Oh... Oh...

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NEV BREAKS WIND

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Hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee!

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Bear, come 'ere!

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Aaargghh...

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I'm gonna make you taste-test every ingredient in the flat,

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until I find a cure!

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NEV BREAKS WIND

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Eurrgh...

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Why did you let Nev get away from you?

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Sorry, I did try and wait for you. I rang Mr Prank.

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Nev's been at his flat all along. He's bringing him over.

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Why didn't the silly man tell me Nev was with him?

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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MR PRANK: Hello? Oh...

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Hello! Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir.

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Ohhh...

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Hello, Miss Barbara. May I say, your hair is looking...

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bigger...and more bird's-nest-like... than ever before!

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Never mind that, you odd, odd man! Where's my Nevvie-Wevvie?

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It's me! Uh... Woof-woof!

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Woof-woof, Barbara!

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There you are, you good little boy! Oh, let me have a look at you,

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you gorgeous-worgeous little fluffy-wuffy-puffy-poo!

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Oh... I say...

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I do like what you've done to your fur! Very "now"!

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Oh, we'll make a handsome photo, won't we?

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Oh, yes, Miss Barbara.

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All my idea - I styled him myself.

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That's what I've been doing with young Neville this afternoon.

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It was a surprise...for you...

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Then why didn't you tell me so, you silly little man?

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So your tea party...w-w-was more of a makeover...kind of...

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Ah! Yes, Mr Barney, yes, yes, er...

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we didn't have time for tea.

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Ah, right. Just as well - I didn't tell you about his food allergies.

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They're quite strange. One more recent is gooseberries!

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If he eats them, he gets floaty and windy, and grows pink horns!

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Too right. Woof-woof-woof!

0:20:040:20:07

Gooseberries? Allergic? Allergic to gooseberries?!

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The bear was allergic all the time,

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and I shredded my favourite recipe because of the bear!

0:20:130:20:18

-Say goodbye to Mr Prank, Nev.

-Love you, Mr Angry Pants. Woof-woof!

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Come along, little boy,

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or we'll be late for our photo!

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Then it's treat time for you,

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-little Neville!

-Oh, woof-woof!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha...

0:20:350:20:38

-Oh, yes!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-That's hilarious.

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Tell me, who is this creature with yucky stuff on him?

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-It's me!

-I know,

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but you look like an ice-cream- addicted polar bear threw up on you!

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Then sneezed on you, then got monkeys to flick bogeys at you!

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I'm going to put these on the wall, so everyone can see them.

0:20:550:20:59

-No way!

-It's happening.

-Barney!

-They're my photos! Yep!

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NEV BREAKS WIND

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-Oh, Nev! That stinks!

-Stinky bear.

0:21:040:21:09

That smells like meat paste...

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and bones...

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and dog food...?

0:21:130:21:16

-What treats has Aunt Barbara been giving you?!

-Yucky...

0:21:160:21:19

Ugh! Poor Nev. How about tomorrow, we go out and eat all the ice cream

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-we can stuff into our faces? Sound good?

-Mm...erm...OK.

-Great!

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Me and you tomorrow, ice cream it is.

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Good night, mate!

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-Love you, Barney!

-I love you too.

0:21:330:21:36

NEV BREAKS WIND

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Ha-ha! That was a good one, but not as good as this...

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-BARNEY BREAKS WIND

-Oh! Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha...

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